I don't give care about sex anymore. I'm 26 and I've
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I don't give care about sex anymore.
I'm 26 and I've been with my girlfriend for 4 years.
It just seems like a fucking hassle now.
We still have sex. I just don't feel into it.
I've been with guys and I wasn't into that either.
Masturbation is all I really enjoy now.
What the fuck is wrong with me.
>i don't give care
>>682669665
Welcome to being in a long term relationship.
What about it is a hassle?
>>682669796
I meant to write don't give a fuck but changed it mid sentence.
>>682669665
man its just cycles, give it a bit and you will want to tear your woman apart with your dick,
Excellent thread comrade, really had me clinched to my chair wondering what the next event will be, will you marry her? will she reject you? you had my eyes glued to the screen, I can tell you've been threading for years now because this is 6 star quality right there ^. if I had to pick a fave part of this thread it'd have to be when you two cuddled in the bedroom all night. keep up the fantastic threading. Rapped/subscribed/rated 5 stars.
>>682670086
You know there is other things on the internet besides 4chan, right?
We are not here for your amusement, fucking shitlord
>>682669665
Fuck around with some didlos or a camera or whips or try some fetishes . Bang outdoors have danger maz its not that hard to spice ya dick up ya fag
>>682669865
I have to get her off first because I either come in 10 minutes or lose it.
It's not that I don't think she's hot. It's just I lose commitment.
It's irritating that I have to spend 10 minutes soaking my fingers in there and rubbing a fleshy nub before I can have sex. Then when I do I've lost commitment. If I don't get her off first then it's just 1, 2 done. The only time I last longer is when I'm drunk. Then it's like an hour and a half later, I haven't came and she's worn out and my dick hurts.
It's either too long or too short. There's no middle ground.
>>682670499
I know this feel exactly. Just dump her and jerk off to furry porn. Your life gets better two fold
>>682670386
We've done a lot of things. Unisex pool changing room, bondage, toys, s&m, anal, oral, vibrating cock rings, nipple clamps, outfits and more. I just can't be bothered.
>>682670779
Then who pays half the rent and makes dinner?
>>682669665
i think you jack off or have sex to much. going a day or two without jacking off for me makes me get rock hard even for pretty unnatractive people.
Quit jacking off so much.
>>682670499
THIS.
Pretty standard stuff.
>>682670879
LOL @ relying that much on a woman. Jesus learn to cook you slob
It's probably your fault you're a lousy fuck partner. Kill yourself and save her from this misery.
You might be low in testosterone.
>>682671536
how does one acquire more testosterone?
>>682669665
Well, masturbation is sex with somebody you love
>>682670370
You don't have to call me a shitlord. I've never? met you and you've never met me. I might be the nicest person in the world. Imagine what could be shared between us if you just responded positively instead of negatively by default?
>>682669665
Well you cant be bothered ? Think of another man pounding your girl hard as fuck while your at work because you cant be an alpha .. Do you feel the need to be bothered now? Dont be so selfish its not all about you
>>682671807
Talk to your doc. They have testosterone shots. It's nothing like steroids; testosterone is natural.
>>682671807
By ordering a bottle of test 250 and a 10 pack of 1inch 23 gauge needles you assclown
>>682669665
if you have been with guys you are a faggot. so that is your problems
>>682671536
This sounds like me (and the majority of /b/). Thanks. I'll check with my doc. Hopefully that'll help.
>>682672026
No fuck that. The shots cost a lot. Well to some. Most doctors charge you at least 100$ for a shot. You can buy a bottle of test for less then that and do them yourself
>>682671845
But I hate myself.
Hey OP I'm 22 and feel the same way. I'm not with anybody right now but have a girl that wants to get with me behind her boyfriend's back. Idk why I'm like this. Used to feel empty and lonely without sex or a girlfriend and now I just don't want anybody in my life. I fucked this girl and it didn't seem right.
>>682672424
Maybe look into a sex change?
>>682671936
The dude gets his girl off first because he can't get her off during. How's that selfish?
>imagine another dude
How much of a cuck are you?
>>682672365
I just drink bull sperm. It's sort of the same thing.
>>682672725
Suck off a bull.
>>682672626
How does that help anyone?
>my foot is sore
>"have you considered lobotomy?"
>>682672117
Order from where?
>>682673088
Chinese black market.
Op is a faggot nothing to see here.
>>682673150
.com?
>>682672707
Thank you for telling that dense faggot what he needed to hear
>>682671536
Cool. Does testosterone also give you a neat pompadour as well?
>>682673292
.chong
>>682673088
There are plenty of websites. Biotech has a great test 250 bottle that cost I think 65$ a piece but you can get a 10 pack for 400
>>682673360
K, TY
>>682669665
try kinky sex
tie her to bed with chains, try watersports, dragon dildos etc
vanilla sex gets boring with time, specially knowing that you browse /b/, so you must have been exposed to fucked up sex stuff for too long
>>682670086
Literally kill yourself you cringey fuck.
" I don't like this thread waahh so I'm going to make fedora: the post"
>>682673608
>taking the bait like a huge faggot
>>682669665
Maybe it's time to appreciate your relationship more than the sex you have. It's not everything there is.
>>682670086
What thread have you been reading?
>>682673712
I do. That's why I'm still with her. I just want to know why I'm not caring about sec anymore. If I could find out what the problem is then I could fix it and be better at sex. Like one anon said it could be testosterone.
>>682672614
Not OP, but Im also 26 and feel this way too. I even went out my way to break my dryspell, but in the end it was more trouble than it was worth. IDK why but I feel much more at peace alone, I could never fully relax in a relationship.
>>682673712
>not everything
It's pretty fucking important anon.
If you can't satisfy your woman she'll get bored.
>>682674244
I promise if you start on testosterone you will be More honey then when you first learned how to jerk it. And it makes you sterol while you are on it so that's a plus
