Tattoo thread
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Tattoo thread
>>682626453
Fuck that's creepy
>>682626453
tattoo fail tread maybe
>>682626453
god damn, was the artist drunk and high? that looks like shit
>>682626453
>>682626953
kek
now a YLYL: tattoo edition
>>682626453
Coverup of A bad trible
>>682627443
>>682627453
2/2
>>682627518
>>682627627
>>682627669
Behind my ear.
>>682627694
>>682627712
>>682627518
too bad she's crazy. she's kind of cute
>>682627453
ahhh god its done poor and the tattos are cringy af
>>682627766
this girl's story is hilarious
>>682626823
Welfare ;)
>>682628050
Please tell
>>682628050
sauce ?
Tattoo artist: You want what tattooed where?
>>682628012
>crow and card game
>cringy af
Kek you must be twelve edge lord faggot
>>682627518
what does it say?
>>682628087
>>682628115
google "star tattoo face girl" you'll find it. basically she got 56 stars inked on her face, then was scared her dad would be mad so she made up a story about falling asleep and the tattoo artist went ink crazy. She got them all removed eventually.
>>682628281
russia , i think
>>682628373
thsnk
>>682626908
Lost
>>682627284
Top kek
>>682627443
Mr. Cool ICE is legit
>>682628357
Is this a ylyl thread now?
>>682628281
russel if i remember. iirc she got obsessed with a dude and tattooed his name on her face
>>682627518
>>682628281
>>682628386
>>682628737
google tells me it's RUSLAN, her boyfriends name. surprise surprise, he's the tattoo "artist" that did the tattoo.
>>682628671
yes, its the only way to avoid bananas
>>682628737
>>682628797
Kek , the day she got dumped she will never find another boyfriend
>>682628168
Man, imagine how much that shit hurt and at the end it wasn't even that good of a tattoo.
Just imagine the hours of pain for that starfish. How fucking horrible it probably felt to walk. How greasy their underwear would get from the Vaseline.
All for this. A 500-1000$ piece of shit that shits.
>>682628281
Ruslan, the name of tattoer which made this
facebook /toumaniantz.rouslan
this guy
holy fuck, google just told me that the guy that did this >>682627518 to his girlfriend, is also the guy that did this >>682627766 and then got falsely accused of doing more than what she wanted on her face. small world.
>>682628931
by having a seckret YLYL threat
dont tell the bananas we hide them in the swamp not even Shreek knows about it
>>682628281
I hate you dad
>>682629257
oh. I thought it said "I never want a real job".
>>682627453
> trible
Ah no wonder you covered yourself in shitty tats, you're just a huge moron
>>682629344
>implying you need one when youre a qt3.14
>>682627284
I'd love this one to say "you're"
>>682627627
WHY
>>682627453
> underwear
no shit sherlok
>>682628199
Not him, but yeah your tats are cringey as fuck
>>682628671
Could also be mentalillness.tiff thread.
>>682627766
she would be a real qt if she lost some weight and did her hair and makeup right.
too bad she'll never be above a 4 now.
>>682629555
I'm a forestry major with a option in biometrics. I basically hang out in forests all day and measure trees.
>>682629764
do you even lurk faggot?
>>682629555
Concept is pretty cool and the upper tree parts look awesome, but the fact that the whole thing kinda culminates into a solid black ring around your wrist that ends abruptly with a straight line kinda ruins it
>>682630214
Yeah, the wonky bear like creature in there has very amateur shading too.
Good idea but just really poor execution.
>>682628168
Not a tAttoo. Paint on carpet
>>682630214
I'm going to add animal tracks deer, bear, and mountain lion tracks. Very tiny though just on the inside. Been thinking about putting birds coming out on the open parts of my arm as well.
>>682629764
What a dumb cunt
>>682630430
I have skelly arms so it came out weird I know. The shading has to be redone thoughni knew that already going in. Rent needs to payed first.
>>682629984
Do you often answer questions that nobody asked?
>>682630813
Yes
>>682630813
like you
>>682630923
>>682626908
>>682630980
I think you're a bit confused there faggot.
>>682627453
Is it not finished? I see nothing but bad tattoos
Postin some good ol´ B&W Trad
>>682632587
>>682632623
>>682632655
>>682632670
>>682631936
>>682632210
Would someone fuck her?
>>682632735
>>682632781
tis´ Fake
>>682632786
>>682632871
>>682632871
it's not fake, but it's not a tattoo, it's just a body painting for fun
>>682632917
>>682629555
Love this kind of shit.
Looks cool.
Ruined by anyone who uses Pinterest for tattoo pictures since 347 different male models have this exact same tattoo.
0/10 for creativity.
-5 additional for pretending it was original.
>>682633237
>>682632670
best
>>682632735
worst
>>682630932
I like this. Different.
>>682633291
>>682633252
You just pointed why most tattoos suck, instead of searching a tattoo artist for his style and his original art, everybody checks google, pinterest etc. for something cool/pretty/ girly and walks to the nearest parlor with that "original" idea
>>682627694
im gonna get you out of here lincoln
>>682633343
Not sure if worst (or bad), just... simple
>>682633805
>>682633938
First one. In case you can't tell it's a ";"
>>682634041
>>682634041
haha, so bad
>>682627443
"Thank you Mr. Cool Ice"
>>682630932
This is best one I've seen in thread
>>682627669
are those manatees?
>>682634387
Thanks, i work in forestry. I see trees every day. I like trees
>>682627518
i would never do this to myself, but i think it looks cute. It's mostly because of her face and i would prefer her without the tattoo, but it's not that bad for a face tattoo. Oh, and her bfs name is retarded, so something different would be better
>>682634578
You never get anyone's name for any reason that is a living breathing person. Always comes back to bite you.
Unless it's a signature.
>>682626908
wtf
what part of the body is that blob?
>>682634578
I could never imagine working in forestry with a face like that! :-O
>>682634568
I like the whole bear along the wrist and the awesome pines.
>>682631866
gomu gomu nooooo.. fap pistoluuuu!!!
>>682628357
lol think about when he gets old... that dude is going to be swingin' away at air
>>682634817
thanks man, I chose that because I see bears when I'm in my forest.
>>682634152
>>682634958
>>682635085
>>682635122
why did u get a badger on ur arm?
>>682627766
Am I the only faggot to find this sexually attractive?
>>682635230
yes
>>682632781
sure
>>682626953
Kek'd so fucking hard
>>682635216
not mine
>>682635122
>>682635230
yes
>>682627549
Dude im getting a similr nordic tattoo on my back, the same one bjork has on her arm
>>682635609
out of B&W trads, dumping something else
>>682633315
i wonder how fucking a beard is like
>>682632917
>>682632587
>>682633655
My most recent
>>682635804
>>682636057
kek
>>682636097
nice trad would´ve prefered a thicker line, but it´s ok
>>682636323
did this myself a few years ago, i'm in apprenticeship atm
>>682636323
Like this?
My other leg
>>682635709
Cause fuck originality?
>>682630932
need to bite ur fuckin veins :3
My first, young and dumb Marine@19
My calf
>>682633532
>everybody checks google, pinterest etc. for something cool/pretty/ girly and walks to the nearest parlor with that "original" idea
>all those girls with sailor tattoos
>compass/anchor on the arm
>ships wheel/ship/octopus on the thigh
>>682637110
>implying that you cannot tattoo something classic
>not everyone is a poser
>>682636431
I´m done postin´those last 3 were done by me, local scratcher lookin for apprenticeship, gotta go wash some underwear
>>682636678
That photo looks like a week into healing (not sure if pic quality or actual skin peeling in some of the outline) but looks awesome anyway
>>682636708
something like that, but pic quality does it no justice
>>682636678
eeeh naughty. Good work man
>>682636678
giving it a morbid red or blue theme would make that shark amazing
>>682636922
3rd age kiteshield?
>>682637247
>spending good money on cookie cutter tattoo and placement
>"Oh it means X to me"
>>682634070
WTF!??
>>682627518
she was pretty
>>682626453
>>682626823
Same artist? Looks like it. lol
>>682636888
i thought it was sick. I love GD idk about you
>>682637407
Umh, nope?
I mean, the shape is very similar, but its inspired by the outline of polynesians tattoo
>>682634070
The color splash looks awesome
>>682636678
Wow cool drawing
>>682636678
Did you complete it?
>>682626908
>>682626453
.... Yuuup
>>682637937
thres no way thats real....
hopefully not
Mine
Not finished yet but, artwork from Mastodons Blood Mountain. My first tattoo. Don't know why im sharing with /b/ but here ya go.
>>682638099
Other tattoo
>>682626453
Fuck man the forehead is to big.
>>682638103
but why?
Dis mine
>>682638177
when did u come out?
>>682638103
Pretty cool, not sure about its longevity, tho
>>682626953
Dear god what have you done
>>682638284
post the knife that is above the sugar skull
>>682628373
the story was a hoax tho
>>682638439
>>682628199
Says the tattooed edgy cringelord.
Kek, pathetic loser
>>682626453
My left bicep
>>682638307
Wut
>>682633348
>Different.
one of the 5 most cliche tattoos you can get
>>682638238
Why not? Honestly I like the album, ive always had a thing for mythical/odd forest creatures and that album was one of the first Albums to get me into GOOD metal. Right around the time I was pulling out of a deep depression from losing a close family member to a really hard battle with cancer too. Reminds me of a time when I thought things would never be right yet, here I am better than ever.
how can be so many retards that do this
I guess theyre all ameritards
>>682627443
Hey dont fuckin joke around about mr cool ice
>>682638352
I'm hoping as long as I take care of it and maintain it as well as I can it will stay looking awesome.
>>682638632
Is the photo or the tattoo to do not be straight?
>>682639169
What do you use to treat the skin?
>>682639412
When in the sun a uva/uvb sunscreen and aquaphor or lubriderm as a moisturizer. Everyday/other day its 1 of the 2. It will have lots of blues and darker stuff in there as well. The orange and red you see are gonna be the only colors really that will be the quickest to fade.
>>682626953
Oh shit.
tattoos are for edgy degenerates, criminals, gay sailors or girls with daddy issues.
>>682639324
I´d say that the outline isnt straight, plus the handle of the blade is too short, but it can be easily fixed if he wanted to, the skull is ok
>>682636057
i´m honestly considering getting this tattooed
>>682638103
THIS FORESS
IH GROWNI FASSAH THIN AH KIN TEYAL!
I like it
>>682626686
>im a newfag- the post
>>682631866
i really like this one.
>weeb alert
>>682626908
that wolf looks so dismayed to be on that guys gut
>>682640015
Thanks man, it's not even done! Ive gotten alot of compliments on it already.
I'm just glad I got something I wanted first rather than bitch out on a small dumb tattoo with no meaning or artistic value. Lol
>>682638099
Carful don't cut anyone with that edge
>>682639498
Hey we have the same heart tattooed on us except mine is better
mine is also a deathgrips tattoo
big mistake
>>682629984
I'm a forester, too!!
I thought I was the only forester on 4chan
>>682629555
funny, because i have a very similar one...
>>682629555
>>682641611
either of you live in florida? know a guy who has this tattoo
>>682641823
not even close mate.
>>682641823
O.M.G GUISE SUMBODY ON /B/ KNOWS SUMBODY ELSE ON /B/ M80S!!!!!!
HAS DIS EVAR HAPPEN BEFORAR??
>>682641611
>>682641611
I work in a factory with a guy who has something like this aswell.
>>682642012
He went to my school bro.
>>682642082
He from Michigan?
>>682642007
fuck off you normie
>>682642160
Yes! What's his initials?
here is one of mine
>>682626453
>will you play with us?
>>682632781
I would, then we'd go loli hunting together at the mall. I'd dress her up and pretend to be her disinterested older brother while she tried on clothes in the girls dept.
>>682642356
I don't recall his name, we haven't talked much but blonde hair, kinda tall and skinny used to work at a cafe with some shitty supervisor haha
>>682636678
Sooooo, there are waves under water?
I wanna tattoo something like this. Just the girl and the dragon, maybe that arch. I'm a femanon. What do you think /b/? Where should I tattoo it?
>>682630571
That is blood
>>682643064
Not bad for being a manga-like-looking
>>682629082
Didn't that dude end up dumping her like...a couple weeks after she got that shit done?
drew this one myself, on inner thigh
>>682643360
dont have to just post bad tattooes do I
I mean getting a video game boob character on your arm is bad in itself but the art is good
>>682642942
Find a really good artist, spend the money or it will looks like total garbage.
Shoulder would look good, maybe a leg piece.
Apprentice here. AMA.
>>682642712
>I'm that supervisor
>>682642942
tattoos spread over time, it'd look good for a few years but it'd run together and lose a lot of detail, plus you'd need a shit hot artist to do it right
>>682641171
Let's see it then bruh. Wtf is deathgrip faggot
>>682627453
I was gonna get that exact jester done a few years ago
>>682633315
It's the punch-line to the old joke that goes:
"Lady, I don't think the guy on either one
of your thighs looks like Elvis, but the guy between them looks like Willie Nelson"
>>682643633
it's what spok does innit
>>682643064
You have hairy arms for a chick.
>>682633655
Probably a nigger-fucking mud-shark
>>682627694
what does it say I can't read it
>>682643594
>>682643615
I know a good artist, it would be my first tattoo so I'm new to this. Which places would stretch less?
>>682634958
nigger tat
>>682626453
>>682631866
>getting jerked off by Luffy
>>682627453
>covered up a shitty generic tribal tattoo
>with an even shittier generic bird tattoo
A few of my tattoos, the pre amble
>>682643875
you'd need it big to get all the detail in, so maybe a back piece or a shoulder and quarter sleeve, best to ask the artist, but yeah would look awesome if the artist pulled it off right, good luck anon
>>682626453
how does he keep all the penis cum from fading the ink
>>682629672
they look like prison tattooes
We the people on my arm
>>682629555
nice
>>682644088
>>682644090
Thanks pal appreciate it
>>682633291
>>682633237
>>682632917
>>682632871
>>682632786
>>682632735
>>682632670
>>682632655
>>682632623
>>682632587
old school tattoos... the best
>>682627443
Nigga, I know you ain't thinking bout dussin Mr cool ice. He fuck you up
>>682643599
MFW I accidentally sold someone out.
Are you sure? Or is this a misunderstanding? Haha
>>682643443
dude, you can't be serious, if you are that's funny as fuck, why would you have that done!?
>>682636888
kek drunken night got sgt chevron tattooed on my forearm
>>682632781
>Would someone fuck her?
Yes... I can 100% guarantee that someone would fuck her.
Getting my first towards the end of the month.
Somewhat similar to this.
>>682638695
is this a cringe tatoo thread?
>>682634775
Kek
>>682627766
there's no fucking way that's permanent
>>682644665
what is kek plz?
>>682644590
Savage
>>682628168
jesus fucking shit that would hurt
>>682643443
>mr toast
lel, what fukin a lad
my first
>>682644703
It's a tattoo, moron, look up the story behind it.
>>682627443
THANK YOU BASED MR COOL ICE
>>682644879
Awesome af, fucking memories
>>682638307
kek
i love my typewriter font tats
>>682645116
thanks! gonna be getting the third in a few weeks, haven't decided what yet
>>682638997
much respect anon. do your thing
>>682626908
hahahaha ohhh my fucking lord im dying
>>682628357
I'd get this
Forever Mirin
>>682640682
worst thing is that its not a guys gut, its a fat ladys back
>>682644074
KEK!
>>682645486
We're all gonna make it brah.
>>682635609
Why is this tattoo so unsettling?
>>682636922
This is pretty awesome. Too bad if even one other person does it it won't be original, only reason I wouldn't get it
>>682645319
>Know you're getting a tattoo.
>don't know what of.
>You're doing it wrong mate.
>>682632781
why not?
>>682633655
Would feed that thing
>>682645333
>>682645333
>>682645333
Thanks anon, didn't mean to get sappy but hey. I gave it 3 years and this is the only thing I could decide on so I did it. Got 3.5hrs In it so far and 2 more to go.
>>682645998
Whatever anybody chooses to have as a tattoo will never, ever be original. My advice would be to spend less time worrying about what anybody else thinks and just get what you want and what makes you happy.
>>682645825
This is fucking sad
>>682646184
Kek
>>682646087
na I mean I haven't decided 100% :P when I got my first one a few years ago I had 3 or 4 planned but didn't have the money
>>682631936
I'd fuck her.
>>682627443
The skeleton looks like he is saying "oh my heavens"
>>682638099
3 deep 5 me
>>682627518
I thought it said "unemployed"
I really want to get my hands tattooed, but I'm 32 now and although I've been settled into my job for 7 years, I don't think I will be here forever.
Does anybody here have hand tattoos? And if so, have you ever found yourself the victim of prejudice at a job interview/at the workplace?
