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Aroooooooo
AROOOOOOO!!!!
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>>682550445
Hey fuckers.
>>682550832
hoi
>>682550832
Watch your mouth betch
>>682551065
sup
What are the odds? I just started to feel like jerking off.
>>682551159
wash it with soap
>>682551245
my dik
>>682551245
Hey there
>>682551245
what it do baby boo?
pics
>>682551374
>gives pork roast
>>682551415
spanks spots
>>682551589
fook ye
>>682551589
Leave my spots alone you meanie.
>>682551899
* touches spots*
Kitty, bring me Eddy.
>>682551899
>laciviously pokes spots
>>682551896
eat the porrrrk!
>>682552218
Snizzarf!!! Hi!
urehh urehh
>>682552218
YES MY LORD!
>>682552266
eat my taint
>>682552488
hue hue
>>682552549
oh... okay
>>682552266
Noooooooooo
>>682552187
I expected such abuse from him, but not you. You've stooped to a new low.
What is everyone up to this fine evening?
>>682552593
how can i get really good at drawing hot penises and buttholes??
>>682552834
By drawing them repeatedly from good references.
>>682552758
replaced some batteries in my NES games and I switched some in my Pokemon GBA games.
>>682552834
Consume lots pf penises and buttholes
>>682552951
i've been doing that. it's okay.
>>682552958
i see, this is good intel, very good
>>682553051
Keep going. You'll get there. Art is a struggle.
>>682552715
yesssssssss
>>682552757
cri more
>>682552758
nothing right now. just chatting with people
howre you?
>>682552758
I played a lot of guitar, poorly
>>682552834
practice practize practise
Hiya Dom
>>682552951
wows
>>682553170
i'm having trouble making the jump from "recognizable" to "semi-realistic"
>>682553251
hello chicken
>>682553251
>>682553210
I'm just being a drama queen. Touch at my spots all you want. They're located in a nice squishy spot.
>>682552958
That's pretty cool
>>682553210
I'm doing fine, how about you?
>>682553251
You'll get better. Or you switch to cello
>>682553590
Once you push over that barrier it'll be a big jump.
>>682552383
Hey Chicken.
>>682553821
i don't practice enough. i need to go to school for it.
>>682553641
now i dont wana that i'm allowed to
>>682553753
I'm alright, pretty tired though. glad to hears youre fine though~~~~~~~
what have you been doign today?
>>682553590
aroooo!
>>682554021
No, you most definitely do not. Art college is a huge waste of time and money. Just practice on your own and use your influences to help you get better.
>>682552758
would love a back view of that.
>>682553941
wuff
>>682553753
don't tempt me to try...
>>682554478
It does
>>682552758
Working unfortunately
>>682554688
Don't switch to cello. You're good enough at guitar.
>>682553753
Now they'll last another 20 years.
>>682554868
Especially with the big muff turned on!
>>682555420
so goddamn cute
>>682555542
chyeah bb
>>682555650
Arooo-mphhhhllphh
>>682555891
Mmm. Horse cock.
>>682555891
fuuuuck
>>682554110
Didn't do much today. I'm about to watch some Penny Dreadful though.
>>682554688
Cello produces such beautiful sound. But being serious I'm sure you're quite good at guitar
>>682555043
Sounds like you had a productive day. What're you up to now?
>>682556182
Watching videos.
>>682556182
I'm not BAD
>>682556308
heyyyy
>>682556182
how have ai never seen this before it looks amzing!
>>682556312
Can't wait to duet with you.
>>682556412
Hello
>>682556493
Burn the place down with a twin guitar duet
overwatch is fun
>>682556851
I'll finally get you playing some Mastodon.
>>682556954
If only I had beta access.
>>682556954
You're back!
>>682557016
I have the stupid fingers though.
balanced
>>682556851
or with lemons
>>682556954
wem
>>682557155
Didn't say you'd be playing a hot solo or their crazy hard songs. There's quite a few you could manage.
This dog's gotta eat
>>682557140
got dat preorder
>>682557155
yes I am! hello
>>682557236
wam
>>682557592
You have porn again!
>>682557592
vape fag
>>682556308
Did you finish Star Fox yet?
>>682556312
Surely you'll only get better
>>682556431
The picture or Penny Dreadful?
>>682558001
the show
>>682558001
when in doubt, more gain
>>682558001
No
Haven't really had the drive.
>>682554575
na it's not because i couldn't, but because i'm lazy and if i had someone that told me explicitly what to do it'd make it easier to stomach
>>682554125
oo
>>682550832
Ow, ow, OW! That picture makes me uncomfortable.
>>682558674
Uncomfortably hard?
>>682559079
That one has a very nice butt.
>>682552758
Love this! I'm 5' 7" and have a friend that's 6' 4", about 290 lbs. and an angry Army vet. I want him to fuck me so bad...
>>682559151
Pumkin stems are all covered in glockets (sp?)
>>682559249
That's the idea!
>>682559151
No. Do you know how the stem of a pumpkin feels?
Which also begs the question, what humping butt feels like.
>>682559494
like poking warm hole
>>682559325
Fag
>>682559363
Its not an idea, its an observation.
>>682559474
In the fantasy world, amazing. IRL? Like being fucked by the widest thorniest chode.
>>682559619
How many butts have you humped, wems?
>>682559494
Awesome
>>682560004
I feel like you are LYING!
So, I really want to try something with a guy again but I've lost all confidence in myself (the first two time went really poorly) and I don't know what to do about it ...
>>682559756
more than i can even begin to count
What are you guys listening to? Ive been listening to this(and the rest of thre soundtrack) for a while now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7df9QyAlgyc
>>682560186
Dont do it. Just give up and be alone like me.
>>682560273
wow dang
>>682555555
>>682560139
You would be incorrect sir knight
>>682560273
+1
I hate the very idea of cucking, but can somebody tell me why this is so hot?
>>682558138
It's a pretty good show. It's a bit slow paced but the story is interesting, the setting and atmosphere just grab my interest.
>>682558402
Let me know when you get back to it
>>682560809
Why? Are you looking to get it?
>>682560510
yeah I'm a dirty whore
>>682560652
=2
>>682560809
I'm alright with slow stories. I dont need michael bay storylines to be entertained lol
>>682560652
Tell me butt-humping is "meh" so I and not racked with envy.
>>682561058
Depends on the butt
>>682561003
How were you able to get some much butt?
>>682560510
Well, my girlfriend of 2 years just broke up with me and it's still convention season so I'm trying to consider my options. I just wish I knew how to go about getting guys into bed. I get stuck on the making out part and am bad at bringing them to my room.
>>682561218
Wem a playa
>>682561218
with magical tail~
>>682561365
*whore
>>682561532
>scoffs
nu
>>682561202
Like this butt
>>682561202
NO, tell me sex is EW!
>>682561290
I told you, buddy. Just be alone cus other people are shit.
>>682560994
Thinking of getting a WiiU and some games for it in a few months
>>682561003
Slow is fine. But it's off putting to some. But it should really be expected in any Gothic Horror setting that's properly executed
>>682561532
But what
>>682561709
>>682561733
I simply cannot. I mean sometimes it is, but... wow... sex is fun
>>682561902
Ah well there are some better ones for it.
>>682560273
Will you be my player 2?
>>682561854
Well yes, some of them. But probably not all of them?
Veggies are still frozen
>>682561972
Hate you now
Want to kill
>>682561708
wem~
>>682561733
its actually really gross
>>682561902
lol trust me i enjoy gothic horror and odd shows/movies
>>682561934
my tail throws out magical sparkles that get into people eyes and it makes their butt magnetized to my dick
>>682562073
oky but only if i get bread pudding
>>682562377
y
>>682562218
No, all.
All are shit, SHIT!
>>682562410
Do me the favor of making it a surprise
>>682562479
Because my microwave a shit
>>682561990
What would you suggest
>>682562479
Good man
>>682562689
Smash, Mario maker, Pikmin 3, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule warriors, splatoon, all the mario games.
>>682562793
heyo!
>>682562688
lrn2microwavebetter
>>682562689
how are you watching it?
>>682562993
hello
>>682561709
>>682562565
That's.... not necessarily what I wanted to hear but I guess it might be useful advice later.
>>682563392
it is untrue.
>>682563210
>>682562479
How does that make you a whore tho?
>>682562688
fuck you bitch
>>682562984
Thanks man.
>>682563144
Borrowing my friend's dvds.
>>682563392
Avoid people, if you want to nut just jerk off. If you really have to stick your dick in something just fuck someone and toss them aside like the object they are.
>>682563665
No problem
>>682563470
Shut up, bitch.
>>682563470
I dunno, from my experience so far I'm a sexually confusing person. The two guys I messed around with who said they were bi decided they were straight afterwords, but the two lesbians I've had sex with decided they were bi afterwords and kept having sex with me instead of girls (one of which is now my most recent ex)
>>682563566
because pene touches many bums
>>682563665
sweet. im not sure if i should download or rent the dvds. if i rent I WILL watch it toherwise it may sit on my hdd forever like some shows lol
>>682564074
i guess you are just really good at fucking women
>>682563544
dayum
>>682563566
Ok, how about this... Sex is fun, but fleeting. It aint all about getting yer rocks off Nibs
>>682563833
I'm really really bad at casual sex. I've never had a one night stand. I've only had sex with people I was in love with so far, and I'm not really sure how to go about approaching the topic of sex otherwise.
>>682564187
You cant be a whore tho if you're uggo.
it's real easy if you get wasted first
>>682564454
"Hey bby u want som fuck?"
There, was that hard?
>>682564375
Its a race and a social status, asshole.
Also the secondary most extreme way to display pack dominance. The fist is cannibalism.
Freklz send booze pls.
>>682564454
You should just quit sex here on out. Not worth it. Just jerk off, people are worthless and have nothing you dont already have.
It is definitely all for me
\hugs nibi
>>682564930
Ehh, it's ok.I wouldn't be as good at guitar as I am if I was busy chasin all the boys. Sex is just fun.
Otherwise I suggest by your logic that you begin to eat people
Do not
>>682564542
then what am I if not whore?
>>682565692
you need and deserve one
>>682563544
Oh, are you from Aus or is that another bluey?
>>682565771
Fuckin' rad-badical
>>682565517
People are only worth their weight in meat. They should be slaughtered.
>>682564218
Well, 8 years experience at girls and only 5 or six nights worth of guys. I was bound to be better at one than the other.
>>682564778
Actually yeah, that's really hard for me... I wouldn't know when to say that or which people it would be okay to say it to. I have pretty bad anxiety and am really self-conscious so I would never have the confidence for it.
>>682565138
You keep saying stuff like that but I've spent a good amount of time single and it's quite a bit different from sex. One is a physical experience and the other is an emotional one.
ARRROOOOO FAGOOTTSS!!!!
>>682565914
Canadia, must be another.
>>682566002
I'm sorry
>>682565771
A liar
>>682565796
Wrong, I dont touch people and people dont touch me.
>>682566117
id touch u
>>682565925
hue
>>682566078
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoi
>>682566117
oh
>>682565992
You already got your sex, why do you want more? What more do you gain? Are you an idiot?
Emotional attachment is stupid, its an invitation for others to fuck you over. Set your emotional attachment to inanimate objects.
>>682566297
hi wem
>>682566153
hi dawn(you olive loving hippy. )
>>682566117
Hi nibi
>>682566002
HIII
>>682565925
sup chicken
>>682566082
Yup, that would have been quite the coinc if you were.
>>682566082
There can only be one
ITT: People with no sex life giving sex life advice
>>682566426
disregard this I suck dicks
>>682566552
sup gurl
bake new bread rowdy
>>682566603
I'm the Highlander.
>>682566426
bwahaahah i set emotional attachment to people. Its way more fun to live life that way!! It makes it a challenge.And remember the harder something is the more worth having it is!!!
>>682558594
Are looking to improve in illustration? Or are you looking to improve in life drawing?
>>682566672
SUP GIRLFRIEND WHATS THE 411oy
>>682566426
In order:
1. Because it was more fun than doing it myself and much more emotionally fulfilling because I like to make someone else happy
2. Happiness and orgasm, and hopefully a partner.
3. Sometimes, yes.
Obviously you have either been hurt in the past too, or never had the opportunity to experience a connection with someone so you can't understand what I mean
>>682566153
Lying
>>682566638
drink shit
>>682566754
You're a moron, stop talking.
>>682566943
You're a moron, I guess you're only good as cattle meat, shut up
Shut
Up
>>682566755
i'd like to be a concept artist. in general i prefer studying form to anything.
