I'm about to jerk off. Trips decides what I use as lube
>>682531045
Fuck it, then eat it
why do you need lube to jerk off
>>682531045
Spit. What are you? Some kind of bitch that needs lotion? Honor your ancestors faggot.
potato
>>682531045
astroglide
the real question is what does /b/ call this new species ?
>>682531045
Bleach.
A rock
>>682531045
Use your own shit as lube cuck, n post photo
Icy hot
Dirt
http://www.strawpoll.me/10123456
.
>>682531045
your cum
>>682531045
Childrens tears.
>>682531045
Nigger Semen
>>682531382
Bumping ^
>>682531396
Did dis couldn't feel my dick
Wet wipes
Stud 101
your moms vagina
>>682531382
This
>>682531045
hot wax
Water
>>682531382
Trips get
>>682531045
sand
>>682531045
your own ass juice
>>682531045
>go on r34 or e621 or similar
>click random image
>select the tag with the least entries
>click any random image underneath said tag
>repeat as many times as possible
>fap
>>682531382
>self bump till trip
Come at me nigger
Hot sauce
>>682531756
reroll
>>682531766
roll
Use icy hot
Save up your semen for 1 week, jacking off twice per day. warm it up and stir it every day, adding a little bit of water to stop it from drying out, and only warming it slightly. then, grease up your hands with it after the week finishes and smear your whole body (including inside of butt and mouth) with it.
>>682531045
shit
>>682531045
Hand lotion mixed with a tablespoon of cinnamon powder.
Cheese grater
>>682531382
Get it OP
mud
>>682531897
rolling for this
>>682531045
ben gay
>>682531213
This.
grass
Money
poopoo & honey
shit, piss, and vomit in a blender and blend those suckers up, and there ya go
lotion, yw op
>>682531382
Come on you disgusting pleb use shit
>>682531045
your mom's spit
>>682531862
reroll
get ready to masturbate with sand
Soap
dryer sheets
>>682531382
Cum bum bump
taco sauce- extra hot
shit, piss, and vomit in a blender, blend it all up and use that
icy hot
>>682532118
UGH
reroll
bacon grease
>>682531045
mushed ants from outside
Frank's red hot sauce
Blood
>>682532014
Reroll
Fixidend
Your own blood OP
feces
ketchup
Siracha
>>682531045
sandpaper
>>682532224
FUCKING reroll
drain the oil out of your car
Tears
>>682531382
Bumping for shit
>>682532224
>>682532322
goddamn reroll
hot sauce
>>682531382
Reroll
shit
Dick cheese
>>682531382
Rolling
your tears
>>682532266
dang, this close
Hot sauce.
Shampoo
Urine, dark yellow dehydrated urine
>>682531045
soy sauce
>>682531382
Use your own shit ffs
burning paper
>>682532444
winner winner chicken dinner
>>682531045
I'd auction it
Use your mum's nail polish
MukakaPooPoo
>>682531382
Rolling for this
>>682532444
WINRAR
>>682532444
WINRAR
>>682532444
fuck this thread, im out
Super glue
>>682532178
reroll
>>682532444
OP here. How do I do that?
>>682531382
Bump
>>682532447
How is that close?
>>682532444
Op gotta cry while jerking himself off,top kek
Mayo
>>682531382
Nigger nigger nigger nigger rolling down the nigger
>>682531382
rolling for shitlube
>>682532444
good going champ
>>682532544
>off by one
>>682532557
>cry
>b8
...fuckin' idiot.
Post it OP. Don't be a faggot!
>>682532557
manually
Tabasco sauce or similar
>>682531382
TripS GeTtt
>>682532444
you don't.
use tiger balm, like a man.
>>682532557
cry over your self worth
wax
>>682532679
Off by oneone
>>682532557
http://www.realsimple.com/health/mind-mood/emotional-health/how-cry
>>682532557
>think of your sad life
>cri
>smear tries on cock
The souls of the damded
>>682532557
punch yourself in the bag whilst choking that chicken
Kitty Litter
>>682531382
Yay for shit letsssss go go go ladies, MOVE
>>682532842
How about I post a pic of my cock and you guys all laugh at how small it is and then I cry in response?
>>682532720
re roll for this
>>682532444
Nice...next dubs, decides how you make yourself cry.
>stapler on ball sack
>>682531382
Curiously bumping out of curiosity
>>682532998
think of dead doggie
>>682532946
also punch your dick really hard
>>682531045
super gule
>>682531382
Trippin for shit
>>682532597
That's how I do it. I pretend it's my imaginary gf
>>682532998
pluck hairs out of ballbag one by one
>>682531045
Something from this list that shouldn't be lube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAhiOamN37Y
>>682532998
pencil in pee hole
>>682531045
>slash wrists
>use blood as lube
>????????
>PROFIT
>>682531382
Use shit kek
>>682531045
mountain dew
bleach
>>682531382
>shit
Rolling
>>682531045
Rawl
Shampoo
>>682532960
this pls
>pour a cup of bleach
>shit in it
>blender
lube
>>682533302
Mid trips count?
>>682533543
roll
>>682533299
Possible roll
>>682532998
stab leg
>>682533299
this check my handsome detective trips
>>682533369
Oh the shit boat!!
>>682533543
rawl
Ketchup
>>682533771
RERALL
>>682533780
Shit and than photo
>>682533771
>>682533299
THIS NIGGER
>>682533663
roll
>>682532998
sit on broken glass
>>682531045
Use shit and photo timestamp after cum
Poop
>>682532998
heat up a pair of scissors in the oven and shove them up your ass
>>682534058
Bump
>>682533543
bleach and shit roll
>>682531045
bleach
bleach and shit
>>682531045
fuck, i dont give an inch of a fuck what you use to molest yourself but that image is fucking CRINGE
shit and bleach
>>682534241
rolling for this
>>682531045
Tabasco
any hot sauce
>>682534385
re roll
>bleach
>shit
>tabasco
mix them
>>682534433
pls dubs gods
ok
Toothpaste
>>682534492
trips get
>>682534492
this
Sand
Superglue
>>682534385
re roll for this
Sawdust
ink
>>682531045
Jerk off in the stove see if I turn back
idk op. just make sure it hurts during and after
Corn on the cob
>>682534492
pls
Fucking baby powder
>>682534433
rolling for this now
since bleach doesnt hurt att all
>>682534671
throw in some tabasco too
>>682531382
This
is op even going to deliver though
>>682531045
it's dolphin boy from sealab!
>>682534797
I'm rolling for hot sauce now
dont know what tabasco is, dont know if op has it at home
Can Fire be used as lube, like soak your dick on alcholl and lght it up, if so I'm rolling for fire
>>682534492
would the bleach and hot sauce reduce each other's effects since bleach is basic and pepper is acidic?
>>682531045
gorilla glue
sandpaper
>>682534998
god dammit, re roll
>>682531045
pork blood
>>682534998
tabasco is hot sauce
>>682531045
canola oil
The inside of a glowstick.
>>682535099
I want trips satan, not dubs
>>682535121
but wont the shit and bleach neutralkize the hot sauce?
>>682535254
yeah i thought about that
probably
lube
Sandpaper
>>682534998
Re rolll
fuck your mom and throw her back in the shower
>>682535403
rolling
Crushed bees.
>>682535510
Reroll
>>682535385
we cant take chances
roll for fire or hot sauce then
>>682535510
One last ree.
>>682535403
Hail Satan
Use all the butter you have.
All of it.
wasabi
>>682535403
Please god, give me trips
amem
>>682535592
ok
hot sauce
>>682535775
this
Remember guys, you're only allowed one reroll a thread. Any more makes you an assbag.
IcyHot
>>682535914
I'll reroll as many times as I like, thank you.
lemon juice
>>682536014
Ah well, I tried.
>>682535892
I give up my good friend, it seem god has left us all
Have a good one, I'm on lurk mode now
Deodorant.
