spit it out /b/
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spit it out /b/
>>682523194
XD you look cute lmao
I live with my parents
I am actually a nigger
>>682523194
Wanna see my authentic Katana?
>>682523194
Your mom is a drunk whore huh?
do you like 4chan?
Im going to rape you.
What color is your butthole?
>>682523194
mind paying for the dinner?
>>682523539
that's six words faggot
I spend time on 4chan
>>682523194
Is your little sister single?
I can do it in one word:
Hi.
I'm a really nice guy
>>682523194
Hitler had some valid points...
>>682523194
What music do you like?
i fap to kids
I thoroughly enjoy scat porn
So wait, you're a nigger?
Mmmm.... your ass smells good.
ey bb u wan sum fuk?
I'm a Computer Science major.
>>682523570
thats 4 words you legitimate fucking retard
but your brother put out...
>>682523194
Hi my name is (insert your name)
>>682523762
Not knowing how to count
Sage
>>682523194
i think i love you
>>682523194
I like watching mlp. ...slut.
i am an adult baby
>>682523194
can I smell your socks?
>>682523194
Men go their own way.
>>682523608
Do you fuck your autism?
Can i hab de pu$$y b0ss
>>682523194
i think i love you
I masturbate daily to Trump
I have a dead boyfriend
>>682523194
Will you be my gf
Hello miss im dat boi
>>682523194
"hi, how are you doing"
I think I win this thread.
Stop talking and start sucking
Wanna see my lego collection?
>>682523696
this is way too fuvhinkg sad :'(
you are one sad loser
i'm retarded
>>682523194
We take the public transport.
I moderate an internet community.
>>682523194
I like to molest children
>Given five words to ruin a date
>example
>Girl asks if all I care about is her beauty
"what else is there?"
>>682523194
WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT
I just killed your mom
>>682524149
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
I'm a fat Catholic virgin
>>682523194
Should I invite my girlfriend
Modern feminism is a joke
>>682523194
I think Hillary is right.
>>682523771
Do you like 4chan, bitch?*
Your place or mine biatch
How much for a handjob?
>>682523194
we need more trans bathrooms
>>682523194
I'm already wearing my condom
>>682523194
>I have been to 4chan
Equal rights equal fights, slut
I gave your dad herpes
I have a LV88 Paladin
Watch this vidya from /b/
sory i am very acoustic
>>682523608
that's four words you faggot
The poster below is gay
>>682524021
i dunno ive definitely fucked some whores that would have sucked dick after that
Oh shit, You're a Nigger.
Anal lube is for pussies
>>682524217
God damn this is the worst, most tryhard answer so far
>>682523194
I have a small penis.
Sorry for having no muscles.
I'm not a rich man.
I work at Game Stop.
Do you like video games?
Sorry, I'm not a(n) [banker/entrepreneur/doctor/lawyer/etc.].
etc..
>>682523194
I wanna fuck the rabbit.
I think my waifu's hotter.
I love My Little Pony.
>>682523194
Wanna see my porn collection
>>682523194
See these pictures of Mother?
Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong.
Anata wa sugoi desu, manko-chan~~
Can I shit on you?
Fluttershy. which pony is yours?
Goig dry, bite the pillow
I actually just like dick
Hi, my name is OP
Can I smell your farts?
can we invite mom sis?
>>682524548
That's five words yo— oh...
>>682523194
i dont want that pussy
>>682523579
Not as bad as you might think
Skyrim belongs to the nords!
Wanna gib me succ bich?
>>682523194
Do you want to see my loli porn
what is this shit? Jacksfilms?
Justin Beiber is fucking cool
Ponies are actually for sexual
im already wearing a condom
I will vote for Hillary
>>682524870
Playing hard to get, eh?
>>682524731
pretty sure the date would be ruined by her fishy smell before you opened your mouth
>>682524920
That's eight words you faggot.
I'm into murders and executions
>>682523194
Who the fuck are you?
Are you on XbLive, PSN?
My penis grants your wishes
i dont want a date
>>682523194
"I'm voting for Donald Trump"
>>682524887
I heard somewhere that bich is latin of generosity
wanna see my dildo collection
>>682523740
I think he might not be joking
>>682523194
I have a feminine penis.
>>682525233
You are a fucking idiot
i am not actually black
Check your privelege, cishet shitlord!
you are a fat pig
whats love gotodo with it?
I've seen you naked before
>>682524996
Hey fag, i beat you to it
>>682524464
Only mine is better
Check out these fucking dubs
i go on four chan
>>682525426
9 words you nigger faggot
Here come dat boi waddup
do you like star wars?
Just the tip, I swear.
you look like my ass
>>682524464
top kek! I had a shit day anon, thanks.
>>682523194
I never learned how to count.
... I mean yeah, I play some video games. I love to play Halo, gears of war, mass effect is cool, I play fallout a lot too, but I spend the majority of my time playing small steam games, mostly indie stuff. The other half of my time is invested in League of Legends. It's where you pick a champ, all with different types of abilities and powers mind you, and they throw you into this map and you have to control this lane and defeat other champions, takes a lot of skill, so yeah. At times it gets pretty complicated, I mean it's like playing chest except it's fast you have to think really really fast, used your abilities while wasting your opponents abilities, you have to strategically place yourself in the battle and strike when you have to. A lot of the game is based how your teammates play with you, so it's definitely not a loner game, that's why I have so many friends, albeit a lot of them are online but I have some actual friends around campus that are into league too, we even have our own clan. We rank gold, which is somewhat middle but it's not master level, which is like the top dogs of the LoL community, bunch of no lifes if you ask me. So.. what do you do in your free time..?
>>682523194
Cant, i play D&D saturdays
>>682523194
I like to fuck dogs
I thought you were underage
>>682523194
carpet match the drapes?
XD *nuzzles* rawr. :3 ;p
>>682523194
its just a prank, bro!
>>682525511
>prepares for doubles
>makes 'em double
nig nog cock frog succ
>>682525511
Impressive dub dubs bro
I'm cum! I'm cum! Noo!
It wont suck it self
after the meal or cinema or whatever
>You're paying for everything right?
if she asks why you like her/asked her out ect
>You smell like my mother
anytime at all
>I love my wife but...
just before you tell her to prepare to die because she killed your father
>hello my name is inigo montoya
OP here,you all have been pranked this is a Facebook Image.
>>682524610
Underrated post
I thought you were male
>>682524042
cringed
>>682525934
Best so far. weak field
>>682523194
Want to go out sometime
I really really like horses
I like big black cock
AYY LMAO RAVIOLI RAVIOLI POCKETOLI
hope you enjoy my herpes.
>>682525952
>"You look like my lizard"
Unfriended
>>682523194
The herpes ain't that bad
Want to meet my parents?
>>682525952
>implying both /b/ and facebook dont repost shit constantly
i have a unicorn suit
I say: stab, then fuck.
>>682523194
Can I see your fingerbox?
(
>>682524042
Holy fuck I know someone that's like 30 and plays with lego just to piss off his gf hahahaha.
He built a helicopter once , she was not impressed.
i fucked your fat mum
go fuck a pig bitch
id rather eat at subway
i post shit on 4chan
>>682523194
Do you have a penis?
I'm a full on rapist
i am a nice guy
Can you split the check?
>>682523194
Shut up and fuck me
I want autistic nigger children
>>682524653
Another example that 2D>3D
Can I shave your back?
Hello my name is OP
>>682526345
God these are bad
I enjoyed the Ghostbusters trailer
Literally any phrase containing the word "mommy."
>Let me call my mommy.
>My dumb mommy keeps texting.
>Can I call you "mommy?"
>>682523194
Jared Fogle is my hero.
Someone shit in my pants.
Shit, you're definitely not 14
>>682523194
oh shit its dat boi
"Ever watch My Little Pony?"
Mama bird this to me
>>682525633
Thats 231 words you faggot
im a victim of circumstance
Fuck Gregory rat dongman mumpo
>>682523194
It hurts when i pee
>>682525511
Checked.
>>682526731
mosquito for counting, word word
>>682523404
>>682523530
>>682523731
>>682523753
i just changed my status! XDDXXD XOOXOXXOX
>>682523194
Hi, I'm your date tonight.
rape isnt a real crime
>>682526731
Four words plus a number
>>682526879
or you just copy and paste it into ms word...
I like to eat shit
>>682523194
Hey, you look really nice
>"you don't"
>goes
>>682526558
thats not what your mum said last night bitch
>>682523194
Hey, i usually drink Pepsi.
I fucked your father's asshole
How feminine is your penis?
So I'm really into femanism
I bare backed Charlie Sheen.
I am a meninist
Im only wearing two socks.
Want to see my tattoo?
>>682527026
that was your only savior
>>682526666
holy shit
Bernie Sanders for president
>>682527113
Is this a cringe thread?
But God loves us all
>>682527244
checked and kekd
Ted Cruz is very handsome.
Can I lick your armpit?
I'd love a fluid sample
I can smell you cooter
How big is your cock
why did i kill her
oh... i have genital herpes
>>682523194
I can not count to five
Wanna' yiff my pony plushie?
I am a Unicorn bitch!
Albertans can burn in hell
>>682523194
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you look like my mum
>>682523194
Then I touched her penis
Can we do anal tonight?
Can my sister join us?
The world is definitely flat.
your pussy smells like japan
i watch MLP
fat women should be harvested
im fascinated by suicide pacts
Do you want ants ?
I am circumsized and muslim
I cant find a sitter
Fart in my face, please.
I watch My Little Pony
I am a convicted pedophile
>>682523194
How much for an hour?
Imagine us and my brother...
I know you now, Tinder?
>>682523194
Im wearing a butt plug.
>>682524536
Kek'd
>>682528070
you want to trade them?
>>682523194
Hillary Clinton for US president.
>>682524002
We're talking about ruining a date not saving it
i want your toenail clippings
Give bagina blease! <3
Do you like eating shit?
The niggers love your asshole
what does sex feel like
Ur reeeeeeal puuurdy Hyuk Hyuk
>>682523194
"Just swallow you fucking slag!"
Wanna see my smegma collection
I GOT THE GAY CANCER
my penis goes inside me
I just shaved my pubes
how often do you shit
Moot is a fucking God
>>682523194
I really like cheese pizza
>>682523194
Nigger... nigger nigger nig nigger
fin.
I don't have a job.
I like anime and fanfic
>>682523194
You look like my ex
they call me donkey nuts
>>682525952
>"Pranked"
>>682523194
Niggers? I know I hate 'em.
Your sister is way hotter
My mom has your ass.
prove you're not a newfag
I like to smoke feces.
Left my wallet at home.
>>682523731
I liked his tax plan
>>682528650
Winrar x5
I'm a frequent /b/ user
i forgot my adult diaper
I'm not interested in you
I came inside my dog.
>>682528839
True story, have the proof
>>682525620
I'm voting for Bernie Sanders
>>682523881
Classic shomsby
>>682523194
I work at White Castle
>>682523194
Did you know I'm demisexual
>>682523194
It's just a prank bro
>>682526666
pedosatire satanic quads goes completely unnoticed and unchecked. what the fuck is wrong with you /b/?
>>682528982
ha ha ha ha ha
>>682523194
>sorry, i like feminine penis.
>>682523194
A nigger gave me AIDS
>>682523608
That's four words you faggot
can you cook a sammich?
Can I sexually assault you?
>>682523194
I am four inches hard
i wanna fuck your mother
>>682529065
I've seen quads and quints today, none were taken into consideration. Where was /b/ when people decided to get?
It's all about Allahu Akbar
>>682529065
Checked here you fucking moron
>>682527166
I still live at home(I'm 30)
You're the first to die.
my parents are closely related
Get over here little boy
You're a bundle of sticks.
>>682529330
True story, but much older
Love horsecock? So do I.
>>682529288
yeah, because that was me, you faggot.
also, checked.
I am a strawberry kin
