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hey /b/ watch my milk for me ill be right back
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Ok, someone watch the milk for me please.. gotta go too
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Fuck you, not your personal milk watching army
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Boi you better not
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>>682476165
keek
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What do we do now
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come on
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>>682476422
you fucked it up
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>>682476422
SHIT fast pour a new glass
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>>682476422
>>682476369
Ok here I got a jug to refill it
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Bro im too high, someone fill the shit up for me
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>>682476584
Shit nigger wtf are you doing?!
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>>682476584
WRONG KIND ANON
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Why do people leave us with their chocolate milk? It never goes well.
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>>682476036
I'm a newfag and I have to ask: what's the deal with milkshakes around here, really?

Is it because they are expensive? is that why people think it is "gore" to spill them?

What's the deal? Can anybody explain to me, please? If you explain this to me, I will post you some tits with timestamp.
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>>682476036
>>682475477
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>>682476865
We mostly do it just for a good kek. We just want to test each other to see if we really can trust the other anons here.
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Ok here here I got the right kind
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>>682476865
It's just something to be done in humor.
> see ppl react to having responsibilities.
Plus we have all spilled a drink. It's like having that scenario with friends.
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>>682477031
Mvp
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>>682477031
Here let me fill there cup

This is the cup right?
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>>682477024
>>682477136
I still don't get it. But I am preparing to give you the tits pic.
Start explaining better.
In 5 minutes you shall have your pic.
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Fill it up
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>>682476369
>>682476422
But which is the real one and which is the imposter?
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>>682476369
fuck you posted the same exact pic that i was going to.
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>>682477221
SHIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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>>682477221
STOP
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>>682477221
No here let me do it this time
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HERE
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>>682477905
Fucking saved
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Hey anons im back whats will all the mess

Oh well my cup is still here
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>>682478052
YES WE DID IT!
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oops
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>>682478261
what ever atleast it wasn't the milk glass
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>>682477273
The joke is there is not worth crying over spilled milk but on 4chan the place that laughs at 9/11 and horrid shit we do cry over spilled milk
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>>682476865
>>682477024
>>682477136

>is it because they are expensive
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>>682477221
I want to slap you for sinning against God
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>>682478999
Witnessed
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>>682479233
Dubs witnessing trips? Now I've seen everything

Hey whatever happened with those "tits"
Yes, I use the term loosely until further inspection
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>>682479444
Trips witnessing dubs, what is this??
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>>682478999
>>682479444
>>682479233
>>682479533
What the fuck is happening?!?!
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>>682478999
>>682479233
>>682479444
>>682479533
Trips being witnessed by dubs, being witnessed by trips, being witnessed by dubs?
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>>682478999
>>682479233
>>682479444
>>682479533

>the day /b/ broke the internet
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>>682479533
>>682479444
>>682479233
>>682478999

What the fuck is happening? This isn't normal.
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>>682479696

My brain can't handle this
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/b/ broke internets
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>>682476036
Don't shake the milk! All the boys will come to the yard!
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>>682480143
nah. my milkshake is better than yours
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>>682477273
tits/timestamp or gtfo
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>>682479533
still not as impressive as this pic related
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>>682479444
>>682479533
>>682479233
>>682478999
>>682480222
The gets are real
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>>682480222
OK, OK, w8.
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I love what the thread has unleashed.

>the sheer power
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>>682478999
>>682479233
>>682479444
>>682479533
what he fuck is going on here?
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>>682480344
>>682480222
>>682479533
>>682479444
>>682479233
>>682478999
Get thread?
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>>682480344
Another one
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>>682480344
What dark magical blasphemy is this??
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MAGIC THREAD
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>>682480222
>>682477024
>>682477136
>>682478624
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I am scared no other thread shall ever be able to get this hard.
We peaked, boys, and our lives will forever be downhill from here.
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This thread is great :3
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>>682481241
Nah bro check these
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>>682480919
Now show the vag!
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>>682480344
There have been no gets after your post you broke the blessing
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>>682481358
But I don't have a vagina. I will show the penis, but only if you're a femanon.
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>>682481477
Then what are YOU holding right there, you fucking faggot?
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>>682481353
What a let down
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>>682481477
Oh shit
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>>682480919
moar
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>>682481477
>>682481571
Kek
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>>682481777
seriously this is getting out of hands now
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>>682481777
>>682481966

Full of yesss
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>>682481777
kyskys
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>>682481966

Ask your dubs that!
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blessed thread is blessed
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>>682477221

Is that blood?
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imb4 quads
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Damn
because of you guys spilled the chocolate milk, it's happening. Shame on all of you
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>>682481777
The holy trip trinity has come to bless us. Witness my friends, so that we may live to get again.
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>>682482222
Just want to see who got it
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>>682481777
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>>682481966
Shit nigga, dubs/trips get?
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Check em
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get thread go
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Fuck dubs
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Check the poster under me
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>>682482416
i see what you didtherrrrrr
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>>682481777
>>682479233
>>682479444
>>682479533
>>682480222
>>682480344
>>682481477
>>682481777

What the fuck are you niggers doing? Are you trying to crash the fucking site?

MODS!
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I have determined that this thread will only give you dubs or trips if you are NOT checking them!
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Dubs r gey
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>>682482220
Nice concealed trips you got there
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no more dubs please, I'll die If I see one more
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Dubs check them.
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>>682482792
ok
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>>682482792
Sorry
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>>682482856
>>682482857
Holy shit
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>>682482792
k
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Wouldn't it be funny of we got quips!!!#
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>>682482663
You say that, yet you carry your own hidden set.
Peculiar
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>>682481777
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>>682483113
>>682483112
>>682482998
Stop hiding your dubs faggots
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I'll take one large dubs, please.
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>>682476036
Get
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>>682483244
>>682483144
THE FUCK
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>>682483144
>>682483244
Wat
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Pls just make it stop
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>>682482691
>>682482692

I see what you did there
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I have liquid diarrhea which looks like chocolate milkshake :-)
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>>682483344
FUCK I JINXED MYSELF
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>>682483344
Can't stop won't stop
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>>682483344
>>682483244
>>682483144
>>682483444
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>>682483344
>>682483244
>>682483144
ALL THE 4s
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YOU ALL NEED TO SIT DOWN
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>>682483476
Make us!
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Guys calm down we're supposed to watch OP's milk.
This is not a get thread anymore.
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>>682483440
That concealed dubs
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>>682476036
bro, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>682483144
>>682483244
>>682483344
>>682483377

The momentum is building
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yo whyat's happening
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>>682483811
>>>682483144 (You)
>>>682483244
>>>682483344
>>>682483377
>>682483811
OH, LORD! PLEASE, JESUS, COME BACK TO EARTH, WE NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER!
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>>682483964
here.
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>>682476036
all dose fake ass nigger be lyin.
Its all good actually.
Its just.
I took a lil' sip if thats okay.
I can buy you a new one if you wish...
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>>682484059
fail
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1 more dubs or trips and im done
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>>682484206
file is missing
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>>682481777
this guy gets it
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MODS MODS MODS
O
D
S

M
O
D
S

M
O
D
S
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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Milky tit
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>>682484248
ok for serius now
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>>682484268
It will never stop
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sorry
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QUIAAAAAAAAADS
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>>682484444
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>682484444
SHIT
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>>682484483
>>682484444
NO ITS NOT NIGGA
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>>682484444
holy shhiit! ill take it
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>>682484268
We got quads instead
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>>682484444
YOU FAILED, YOU NIGGER! THOSE ARE NOT DUBS!
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HERE. WE. FUCKIN. GO. THIS THREAD BOUT TO BE LIT BRUH
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>>682478999
>>682479233
>>682479444
>>682479533
Witnessed
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#stopthegets2016
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>>682484743
Quads have dubs in them... they count.
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it's over

no more gets
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Wait, what about the tits?
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I love singles
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>>682477221
MONSTER
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>>682484943
You can still suck my cock, though.
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>>682484444
This thread is a lie
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>>682484943
Don't be so sure.
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>>682476036
MOM GET THE CAMERA
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>>682485155
The Pope has dubbed
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>>682485122
>>682485155
IT'S BACK
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>>682485155
Oh, Lord, Thank you for sending your messenger! Thank you lawd!
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>>682485122
>>682485155
God damnit fam
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>>682485155
HORY SHIT
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GUYS WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING BEFORE HE COMES BACK
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I can't even count all the dubs/trips here
AND a quad thrown it?
whoa
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>>682485199
If dubs the pope is hitler in disguise
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>>682485388
witnessed
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>>682485388
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
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>>682485155
>>682485199
>>682485388
>>682485399
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>>682485155
>>682485388
>>682485399
IT WON'T STOP
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This is now a get thread
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Op here what have I done?
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>>682484444
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guys please stop i have cancer for dubs and trips
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Came in here for chocolate milk escapades, then suddenly dubs checking trips checking dubs checking trips and gets all over the place.
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4chinz is bleeding dubs... someone bring a ma`li,m
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>>682485597
>>682485600
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD
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>>682485600
>>682485597
Witnessed
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>>682485597
>>682485600
holy shit
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>>682485652
*napkin
fuck
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>>682485597
>>682485600
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This is serious. We really need to stop
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>>682485597
>>682485600
Satan is that you?
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>>682485597
>>682485600
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now there needs to be tits.
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Summoning magic repeating digits.
Please Kek, just one good thing in my life and I won't be an hero.
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Mother of gawd..... It works!!!!
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Jesus fucking christ this is my
>>682485155
>>682485388
>>682485597
third fucking get lets see about this time.
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WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT!
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>>682485737
No this is satan
>>682480344
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I have a lot of work to do, should i get a coffee or energy drink anons?
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>>682485911
WITNESSED
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>>682485911
DUNNO YOU TELL ME
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I've never had so much fun in my life.
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Gets and tits.
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>>682485849
>>682485849
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>>682484444
Trips get
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>>682485948
both
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How hard is it to get dubs?
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>>682485911
>911
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>>682484444
double dubs are quads, also they are dubs that dubs after dubs, but if you say the are singles that single singles after postsingled singled singles before singles are singled, i'll fucking kill you
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>>682485880
>>682485911
WHY THE FUCK DO ALL THE NORMIES GET DUBS AND TRIPS BUT NOT HARD WORKING NICE GUYS LIKE ME
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
LIFE IS UNFAIR
DUBS AND TRIPS ARE WHORES
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I HAD TO MAKE IT
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>>682486076
Fuck off Randy
>>682486088
There's your answer
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>>682486088
>>682486099
Checked
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>>682486076
fuck off randy
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>>682486088
>>682486099
CANT STOP THE DUBS TRAIN
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>>682486088
>>682486099
Witnessed
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>>682486099
Oh, noooooooo, dubs speaks the truth! Ut's the 9/11 curse!
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>>682486004
Pretty sure thats quads
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>>682486076
Fuck of faggot
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>>682486088
>>682486099
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>inb4 dubs
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>>682486088
>>682486099
88
99
....11?
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>>682484444
what a fucking legend
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>>682486255
55 witnessed
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>>682486255
Off by 44
This post will end with 7
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>>682486255
Checked
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>>682486255
55 works.
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>>682486255
Oh, Lord!
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>>682486255
the fuck is this tread
I have gotten 6 dubs myself this tread is blessed
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Stop.
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Can u guys check my dubs pls
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This post is not dubs
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