continuing from >>682353582
roll dubs and you text her "will you be my girlfriend?" with no other context
post reults
Won this from last thread >>682367455 (You)
i dare you
where's that guy who's waiting on an answer?
>>682367422
>I would if you lived closer
>I wish you did
Life is suffering
come on then
I had a get from that thread but I have literally no idea who to ask.
>>682367832
You failed
>>682367422
Distance is the only thing between you and your Twinkie asshole
>>682367893
God this...
I want to go to sleep but need to see this...
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
>>682368101
We're in the same boat anon
>>682367422
Rolloing
>>682367422
>>682368167
OOPS
FORGOT TO GRAB PIC
>>682368318
oh shit
Im here... but she hasnt responded...
>>682368318
ITS HAPPENING
>>682367422
I'll need your mom's number in order to do it though.
>>682368318
winnnrarrrrr
>>682368318
no way
>>682368318
post updates
>>682368318
WELL SWEET JESUS YOU LUCKY FAGGOT
You know this means you're not allowed here anymore right
>>682368318
she is responding to your question with a question?
>>682368421
>>682368318
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
>>682368421
Kill yourself
>>682368421
>>682368318
POST THE FUCKING CAT VIDEO
Rollerblading
rollerino
like hell i'll get dubs.
>>682368477
No one has said anything, what do I say? I'm about to shit myself guys
>>682368318
This made my night anon, hopefully it was what you wished for, good luck.
>>682368556
If someone replying to me gets dubs i will
>>682368318
nice
>>682368318
Now get us nudes you dick
>>682368421
AYY GET IT BOII
>>682368318
POST RESPONSES
THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING
>>682368640
>t-thanks
>>682368640
Guys please, I'm so scared
>>682368669
Roll
>>682368318
YEEEEES
>>682368318
>happy for a second
>envy
Fuck I just wanted to feel happy for you anon. Fuck you.
>>682368640
Tell her you want to take her on a fucking date, then
>>682368669
Post the fucking video, god damn it, I know this isn't the guy but I want those dubs.
fuck ples not dubs
>>682368695
wtf u sick? its my gf who u r talking about u fucker
>>682368733
Say "Is that sarcastic, or?"
>>682368733
Set a time and date faggot. Ask her what she's doing tomorrow afternoon or some shit like that.
>>682368733
>>682368640
>cool, let's get dinner
>>682368733
"I was hoping you'd say that" with a smiley or similar gay shit. Bitches love that
>>682368733
Godspeed you magnificent bastard
>>682368733
Solid
>>682368776
Did I win?
>>682368733
So happy for you anon. You fucking faggot
>>6823678>>682366666
>>682368733
SET A DATE AND TIME
TAKE HER OUT YOU FAGGOT
Rolll
>>682367789
>will you be my girlfriend?
Waiting on this one. She is the only one single on my friends list...
>>682368318
>>682368421
>>682368733
Different times & battery levels in the screengrabs. Something fishy is going on here.
>>682368969
Tell her you've got a lot of memes you'd want to share with her
>>682368879
don't get dinner. Do that shit on your 5th or 6th date. Invite her over and make food together. Way more fun, and way better bonding experience.
>>682368969
WAIT WHAT IF SHE THINKS YOURE JUST KIDDING
>>682368969
fucking bastard, you did it
>>682368969
No anon, your screwing it up.
>>682368969
Now you played it off as a joke, you fucked up
>>682368969
Idiot lmao
>>682368318
WE DID IT GUYS :-)
>>682368969
DID YOU SERIOUSLY HAD TO PUT AN EIGHT INSTEAD OF USING THE FULL WORD YOU FAGGOT ARE YOU NINE YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING jesus christ
>>682369078
>>682368879
this is actually a better idea
>>682367422
Rawl
>>682369144
this guy knows
>>682368969
>Lets d8
jesus christ anon. dont fuck this up now. set a date, time and place you fucking cuck. dont try to be all ironic just so you have a way out. DONT HALF ASS IT.
>>682368318
wew lad
>>682368969
Jesus fuck
>>682369076
Dubs decides next
This is fun now
>>682369075
time is moving forward
batter is charging
>9:01
>3 minutes ago
>9:04
>6 minutes ago
looks legit to me
Haha autistic as fuck. No qt gf for you.
send her this
"dick got so hard I popped a vein"
DOES THIS MEAN...IS THERE SOMEONE OUT THERE FOR ALL OF US
>>682369371
Forgot pic again
>>682368969
Finally, you entered the phallic phase, when the penis (or the clitoris, which, according to Freud, stands for the penis in the young girl) become your primary object-cathexis. In this stage, the child becomes fascinated with urination, which is experienced as pleasurable, both in its expulsion and retention. The trauma connected with this phase is that of castration, which makes this phase especially important for the resolution of the Oedipus complex. Over this time, you began to deal with your separation anxieties (and your all-encompassing egoism) by finding symbolic ways of representing and thus controlling the separation from (not to mention your desire for) your mother. You also learned to defer bodily gratification when necessary. In other words, your ego became trained to follow the reality-principle and to control the pleasure-principle, although this ability would not be fully attained until you passed through the latency period. In resolving the Oedipus complex, you also began to identify either with your mother or your father, thus determining the future path of your sexual orientation. That identification took the form of an "ego-ideal," which then aided the formation of your "super-ego": an internalization of the parental function (which Freud usually associated with the father) that eventually manifested itself in your conscience (and sense of guilt).
>>682368969
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING
ASK HER OUT TO DINNER YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>682368969
You fucking stupid shit. Set a fucking date and a location. "anonette, want to go see Fast and Furious 14.7/2--Guantanamo Drift: The Reckoning" this Friday at <insert fucking time here>??"
>>682369446
RUINED
STOP NOW
>>682369446
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
RETARDED ALERT
>>682369076
Roll for this. Send her related pic
>>682369446
How to crash and burn
>>682369446
fegget
>>682368969
Listen up nigger and listen up real good, I asked nice in the last thread, but the hour grows late, and I grow tired. Post that motherfucking cat vidya or there will be consequences and repercussions up in this mutha fucka
>>682369446
KILL YOURSELVE
>>682369446
Well, that was fun while it lasted. Pack it up, folks.
>>682369446
it's funny cause they don't realize this is already your girlfriend.
>>682369446
>>682369446
Kill yourself anon.
>>682369446
Oh god I hope this is fake!
>>682369446
ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK THIS UP YOU FUCKING CUNT
where is thE FUCKING CAT VIDEO
>>682369446
Is there a way to fuck this even more? Show us anon
>>682369446
gr8 b8 m8
nobody could be this autismo
>>682369446
Dumbass
>>682369446
christ, anon. we all had a chance to live vicariously though you, and you fucked it up for us. hope your happy.
Roooollllll
>>682369053
here is that cat animation not to confuse with the other guy being asked to post the video.
>>682369755
Thanks.
>>682368318
>>682369446
Fucking hell man. Hopefully you can still salvage this. Tell her some shit like jokes aside, you really want to take her out on a date and all that good crap
>>682369446
You were doing so fucking well. Now you're ruining it by being an autistic shitposting faggot.
The absolute last thing you should do right now is text her like you're posting on /b
>>682369616
This
>>682369616
Tell me how to convert vids to webm on mobile and I will, fegit
>>682369891
for what?
>>682368300
Waiting for response
>>682369446
Following the oral phase, you entered the sadistic-anal phase, which is split between active and passive impulses: the impulse to mastery on the one hand, which can easily become cruelty; the impulse to scopophilia (love of gazing), on the other hand. This phase was roughly coterminous with a new auto-erotic object: the rectal orifice (hence, the term "sadistic-anal phase"). According to Freud, the child's pleasure in defecation is connected to his or her pleasure in creating something of his or her own, a pleasure that for women is later transferred to child-bearing.
take a shit and send her a pic of it
>>682370007
Thanks.
>>682369985
You fucked yourself
>>682369569
Roll for sending dank meme
>>682369616
lmao this
>>682369985
>Y u do dis to me
You fucked it up yourself, you fucking autist.
>>682369928
do this...
>>682369446
fake
>>682369985
>>682370057
No problem, friend.
>>682369699
check'd and I agree he is taking y'all niggas for a ride.
>>682369506
>0 context was had that day
>>682369985
you were doing good until you stopped doing what we told you to do.
>>682369446
I usually stay away from these roll threads, but I sensed a disturbance.
I'd like to believe you'll be posting soon in a feels thread about how girls never give you a chance.
>>682370055
Faggit
>>682369985
You fucked yourself faggot we didn't do shit
>>682369985
You already won and then you went and fucked it up
>>682369874
my ex responded.
implying i have her number
> I have all the memes you could ever want
Jesus my sides are broken
>>682370055
>>682370393
>Weeb confirmed
>>682370393
Potential
>>682370393
That's not a no
>>682370393
Oh Jesus Christ she's ugly as fuck. Did you stick your little dick into that gook?
>>682370286
Probably, someone please tell me how to salvage this smoothly and you guys pick the best one
>>682370393
lies, no one texts "w-what" unless they are a hardcore faggot
>>682370478
Too easy anon
>>682370393
lmao it's a fat asian that looks like a dude and says w-what on facebook
>>682370359
>>682370471
Then you have a shit taste in humor, friend
>>682370539
Well start by picking up your spaghetti.
I got: >>682366559
on last thread.
I did it, still waiting for a reply.
I've seen empires rise and fall, all in the same hour
> anon's post related
>>682370539
Joking aside. Wanna go out on "DAY" at "PLACE".
>>682370539
Sorry, Im a little nervous, saturday 7:00?
>>682369053
She's just gonna keep no replying you
>>682370539
>let's d8
>all the memes you want
You fucked yourself over m8. You just lost the only opportunity
>>682370539
>please tell me how to salvage this smoothly
Not possible you fucked up hard
>>682367789
No you didn't faggot that was me
>>682370539
"jk So let's go on a date sometime this week when you're free" or something along those lines
>>682370539
lmao fucking autist, nice job. She probably thinks you're just fucking with her now.
>>682370592
>>682370478
Better?
Im almost a hundred percent sure this is bait at this point. This guy was gonna shit his pants a few minutes ago now he dumps this autist shit and is chill af. Something smells like nigger cunt.
>>682370478
say yes
>>682370539
You aren't salvaging shit faggot.
>>682370786
this
fuckin this
>>682370528
no but i sucked her titty lol
>>682370919
You married a keeper. Good job anon.
>>682370949
check the order he dropped the first two pics in obv a troll
i guess so
>ohshit.jpeg
You better fix this or I'll fucking cut you
>>682370539
"I know, unlimited memes is a lot to take in. Take your time.
Do you like movies?"
>>682370919
"If you want i could upgrade you
Im dumping you"
>>682371016
Fucking gross man. Asian nipples are so gross looking. They look slanted.
>>682371016
For fuck sake were you in 10th grade?
>>682371127
Do you actually know anything about women
Shit rolling
>>682370919
topkek
>>682371127
Just Stop.
rolling?
>>682371118
HOLY FUCKIN THIS
HAPPENING
>>682371127
It's a start but i don't think she's responding for a while bud.
This is now a cringe thread
>>682370539
"Sorry about that last text, I'm just really into you, and I've never really expressed my feelings to anyone else. I'm just really nervous lol. I think we could have a lot of fun together and maybe we could go out this weekend?"
Even though you dun me wrong withwith the cat vidya anon, do this.
>>682371118
Holy fuck anon plug in your phone you savage.
>>682371127
why do you keep talking when she's not?
why are you pushing her into choosing a date?
man up and suggest something you faggot
>>682367422
Okay
>>682371016
how was katie vincents titty?
>>682371118
Judging from the other guy's crash and burn, you're the only Winrar tonight anon. Happy for you, don't fuck it up like the other faggot
>>682370539
Dude, relax. Just pretend you just wanted to break the ice. That's one of the most salvagalbe situations, seriously.
![AAfgaRx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DEMPHc6.jpg "AAfgaRx[1].jpg")
>>682371118
the real winner here
>>682370786
>>682370539
This is literally your only chance, faggot.
>>682371118
congrats if this shit is legit
>>682371118
It's a 100% "yes" we got here, don't fuck it up bro, do it for us.
>>682371127
Pls respond
>>682370919
>it runs the Windows on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Holy kek
>>682371371
Cease and desist the faggotry anon and reply with this when she messages you again. Be patient.
>>682371127
Select date. Select activity. Work with her. How is it this fucking hard to understand? You had better be trolling.
>>682371127
Nice now close the deal by saying
"Please respond..."
>>682371118
>>682371118
Does anyone around here charge their phone?
>>682371612
>>682371118
Trying this hard
>>682371118
Please fuck it up...
Maybe a "JUST KIDDING!! Rubb a Dubb -Dubb Dubb!"
"Send tits bitch!"
You have to do it if trips!
>>682371118
>>682371127
You need to continue talking to her in proper grammar if you're planning to be serious. Let's hope she's merciful
>>682371664
do this
>>682371127
Close enough. Now just fucking stop and wait for a response.
>>682371708
Saved, thank you anon.
>>682370919
Your wife is cool as shit. Nice catch.
Ni
>>682371767
Wow, fuck you 60, fuck you.
>>682371127
And today you just entered that weird part of the friendzone, when both know the truth but you will surely continue speaking to her for some years, hoping to fuck her every night when you go to bed, eventually fapping to her. But you fucked it up by yourself anon, hope you're proud.
>>682371789
The wait is killing me, I feel like a total dumbass
>>682370393
i told her that I still have her letters from 2011 and she is asking me "Which?"
>>682371961
"please respond"
I want some new cringe OC.
>>682371961
Actually kill yourself.
>>682371961
You should, you had it going well until you went full autism.
>>682371961
You just gotta wait it out man, if you do anything else you're fucked.
>>682371961
Oh shit guys
>>682371961
You couldnt just leave it at "How about this friday"
>>682371961
Wait for a reply.
DO. FUCKING. NOTHING.
>>682371961
jesus christ you are autismal as fuck, just wait, she hasn't read any of the texts.
>>682371961
Are you fucking kidding me? You seem like a desperate beta now. Jesus cunts...
>>682371961
That's because you are a dumbass. The only chance you had at getting laid was pissed away.
>>682371961
an old fashioned "please respond...." will do wonders.
>>682372064
This is already pretty cringy.
>>682370679
O K , THANK YOU /b/
>>682372152
>brah
welcome to the official friendzone m8
Post a pic of your collarbone, and rate mine 1-10.
>>682371961
Seriously. Just stop and wait for her to text you first. Don't sperg out now you're nearly at the finish line. Just ignore your phone until she replies.
>>682371961
Now you fucking wait. I swear to fuck if you send one more message before she responds I will track you down and fuck you with a frozen tampon
>>682372152
inb4 she is a he
>>682372152
even though she has the patience for you you're still a stupid faggot
go date her
>>682371961
Just give up mate, now she thinks you're a retard. (and she's right.)
Baddum roll
>>682372152
If she calls you "bro, brah, bruh." She's not into you. Abort. Abort.
>>682372211
Wow man, nice double dubs!
>>682372353
Roll 2
>>682372152
>brah
Well, it's been fun, but this is obviously going nowhere.
>>682372152
Tell her to clean up her dick washer, you'll come pick her up now.
>>682372405
3rd strike and I'm out
>>682372378
She does that to everyone
>>682372152
You fucked up with your ridiculous autistic shit.
>brah
>>682372152
"Okay cool, I was thinking we could go to [PLACE] on [DAY] or something"
>>682372152
>Brah
Not sure if she's trying to be funny or keep you in the friend zone
Did it for the lulz
Look at my singles
>>682372497
>when are you free?
you're fucked. you radiate beta.
it's over for ya.
>>682372497
If she does it to everyone and you're not just deluding yourself you may still have a chance. Do fucking not send anything until she responds
>>682372267
creepy af/10
rell
>>682371961
Might of gone to bed.
Might of killed herself because the thought of being with you gave her crippling depression.
Might of just said yes for the "lulz"
>>682372152
ITT guy messaging himself has all you morons taking the bait.
>>682372708
>might of
>>682372701
bye
>>682372267
what the fuck are those massive holes in oyu
>>682372497
stop being such a beta fuckhead. She gave you the option, and you just gave it back.
For fuck's sake, anon... Just an hero and get it fucking over with.
>>682372267
Upside down/10
>>682372497
>we can meet when you want, implying that I want you to choose a date
>hurr durr when are you free
>>682372152
Be straightforward with her anon if you want to prove your dominance to her. Tell her the time and place you're going to meet her
>>682372452
Rolling for this
>>682367422
Thats a good feel, i needed that
>>682372497
m8 type
"sorry that was just my friend messing about"
then pause for 2 minutes
Then write
"Now that you're talking to the real me again would you be MY girlfriend?"
Pause for 5 minutes
Then type
"Pls respond"
Job done. thank me when you're married.
>>682372239
>XD
Please no, abort!
>>682372112
>2112
too much rush m8
>>682372616
>Being this loser
you must think that mistreating girls make you alpha
that's a good answer
Roooollll
>>682370012
Te leo anon , te leo
>>682372953
No ,,just no
>>682372497
You need to give a time.
"I'd love to go see [movie] tomorrow evening. You down?"
>>682372853
Mother fuck
>>682372497
Ask her how she feels about creampies on the first date.
>>682372576
>2k16
>smoking spice
fucking kill yourself
>>682368865
>set a time and date
this is 2016 mate, thats now how it works anymore
>>682372959
Friendzoned in advance?
>>682372311
Dat tweest!
>thought the same thing
>>682373204
my sides
>>682373031
I try fam
>>682373204
>let me ask my dad
>>682373204
>ask my dad
How old is this chick, anon?
>>682373204
she's 12
>>682373204
>let me ask my dad
inb4 "dad said no, sorry, maybe another time anon!"
>>682373204
>/b/ where the the underage can play
>>682373204
How old are you??????????????
>>682372112
WE ARE THE PRIESTS
OF THE TEMPLES
OOOOF SYRINX
>>682373204
Her Daddy, is her live in biker boyfriend that doesn't really care about her, is twice her age, and pounds her when he gets bored.
>>682373204
ITT: Star anon gets cock blocked by his new girlfriends father.
>>682371118
GOD
>>682373386
She jokes like that to be a smart-ass sometimes
It's hot af imo
>>682373204
I seem to have misplaced my sides
>>682373588
New thread needed
Wtf
who is her?
>>682371239
>Fucking gross man
found the guy that says everyone is gross because he's salty over being a 2/10 weeb IRL
>>682373588
>u litl cunt
why
>>682367422
fuck
>>682373588
Girls love being called cunts.
Watching intently
>>682373725
Asians
>the only race where men and women look the same in every way
>>682373588
Post pics of her
>>682373742
I cant take him seriously after this. Massive fag.
>>682373742
I know that a good part of me has died from watching him being a complete fucking retard with this person.
>>682370012
>>682373110
>Free spirit
So, that's a nope
>>682373939
Pic posted in last thread
>>682373588
damn, give us nudes when you get them. you owe us this at the least
NEW THREAD:
>>682374029
>>682374029
>>682374029
>>682373588
dude I'm glad she said yes
Like, I told you it was gonna work out
Try not to fuck it up, though I'm sure you're in anyway
>>682373588
I really, really hate you.
>>682374098
es no bueno senor.
roll
im rolling
>>682373204
>let me ask my dad
>dad
>sugar daddy tyrone
>>682374098
Ayyyy viejo te mandaron a la verga
