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I have to hand in my quote for the yearbook tomorrow. Trips decided

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I have to hand in my quote for the yearbook tomorrow. Trips decided what my quote is. Can't be inappropriate so no niggers tongue my anus.
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Black people give me the good old salad toss
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"Thanks for a great four years, Rebecca. I love you."
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>>682348196
ill die the way i lived, with a man
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>>682348441
Rolling
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>>682348441
Rerolling except replace Rebecca for Keith
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"I may have gone too far in a few places" - George lucas
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>>682348691
Yes
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How much did the Holla cost?
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Proud to join the LGBT community.
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You either die young or live long enough to an hero
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No ragrets.
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>>682348866
lel
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Stacy, my love, I will never forget you.
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Incest isnt that bad
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the game
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Born too late to explore the world. Born too soon to explore the stars. Born just in time to have delicious chicken tendies.
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>>682348866
Roll
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"I still think chinks and nigger should be in different schools"
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>>682348196
the game
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How do you convert seconds to microwave time?
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>>682349201
reroll
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last time to get some underage pussy before, MODS!!!
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>>682349201
ROLLAN
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Don't check the basement
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>>682348196
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, PAINT THAT SHIT GOLD
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>>682349088
so close
>just in time to enjoy the race war
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I always fapped to-
Who are we kidding, OP won't deliver.
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nuggers tongue my anis
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fuck you all I never liked any of ye bastards
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Jim Crow did nothing wrong
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Already joined the MLP community of (college you're going to).
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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>>682348196
I never told anyone this, but I'm gay.
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I'm actually sterile
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Wait until I Colombine this place
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Trips get CP
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Czarnuchy do piachu
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Rippling
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I have a micro penis
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> sometimes i just wish i was in his arms.
i will always love you -j
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I proclaim that there is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his messenger.
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Salty
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>>682349660
Reroll
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I never should have painted my weiner gold..
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>>682349568
Roll
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Lurk moar
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>>682349512
Roll
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>>682349650
P.S. told you i wouldnt tell anyone.
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>>682348196
I owe it all to blue waffles!
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Mr. Smith touched me in bad places when I was 12
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>>682349760
rollin'
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Sob
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>>682349568
roll
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"Tongue punch my fart box" -op
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Make America Great Again - Donald Trump
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>>682348196
"Dubs decided".
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>>682348441
Rolli
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>>682348196
Half-life 3 not confirmed
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In the presidential race, Obama did 8 minutes, 39 seconds, while Bush did 9:11.
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>>682349899
Rollin for this
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Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday everybody get down on Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday
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"Thanks Lori"
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>>682349936
Polli
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I love you Bruce. You are the wind beneath my wings.
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>>682349371
/pol/ yes
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>>682349951
this
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4chan.org/b/ sponser this message
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>>682349512
This has my vote
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>>682349521
Underrated
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"ZOZZLE!!11!1"
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>>682348866
Kek
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I want the cock in my ass
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Did you know I spent the last four years on 4chan?
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>>682350110
You had one job!
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>>682350049
reroll
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>>682350236
Top kek
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>>682348196
I told you I'd keep your secret (insert first name of popular kid).
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Stannis Baratheon is the one true king of Westeros
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>>682350110
re
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>>682348196
Bill murray took my plane and crashed it then told me "No one will believe you."
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>>682349512
Well, now I want this one.
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>>682350273
Off by one.jpg
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>>682350355
Reroll
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Are you aware that (insert principal's name here) is a browser of 4chan?
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>>682349512
roll
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>>682350442
Off by two.jpg
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i have always eaten food out of the trash
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>>682350561
Off by six.jpg
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>>682350355
Roll
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I am a good goyim.
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>>682348196
How could you give your own brother the spicy keychain Dominic?
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>>682348866
rollerino
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I have never taken a shower all through High School
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>>682348196
Allahu Akbar
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Daddy dingled my dong
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I am nothing without anime.
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The back doors will be open between now and 8. Anybody is welcome to cum in
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I want to thank the boys [insert a sport of your choise] team for steamy nights.
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Ricegum's diss track roasted the entire U.S.A country
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I have collected every ones toe nail clippings
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You people make me sick and I hope you all die of bowel cancer.
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>>682348196
Niggers tounge my anus
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have alzheimers. Hey I just met you
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"Put some respeck on my name"
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Feminism is the Key to success
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>>682351211
this
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I'm glad I can thrust people
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I will never get married.
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>>682348196
"Now that I think of it, the Hall of Cost would've been worse for the Jews"
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>>682348866
roll
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>>682348866
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Little do you know but I own a collection of body pillows
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>>682348866
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>>682350938
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I always pooped in the gym bathroom
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>>682351524
Ye
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Have a great summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dont let your memes be dreams
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I never liked any of you
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"I jacked off to facebook pictures of all the girls in my class."
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>>682350938
this
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You may have swag but you'll never have class.
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>>682351931
just leave the "girls" out, we all know that OP is a faggot.
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I'm joining the army to meet Muslim chicks
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>>682352042
I think that's a great fucking change anon
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I feel like a truck full of goblins
-a truck full of goblins
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>>682348196
dindu nuffin
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>>682352143
Roll
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"I jacked off to facebook pictures of everyone in my class."
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You are all inside of me
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>>682352143
Kek. Roll.
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if the truth is harsh, are lies kind?
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>>682352143
Reroll
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>>682352348
rollerino
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Louisiana Fast
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>>682352361
First thing I'll do with my copy of the year book is smearing semen on all the girls pictures.
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2 choices

you think i NEED A BOODDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

or

my only weakness is your capacity to perceive my greatness
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"crash into me" - Dav Mathews
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>>682352552
reroll
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>>682352143
Rollerooski
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I don't see why people condemned hitler, he was a nice guy who did nothing wrong!
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"Something funy related to fucking a pig head" - David Cameron

Any ideas?
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>>682352847
>funy
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>>682352814
"HItler did a lot of good. Just look what happened to the economy!"
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TRUMP 2016
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Everybody watch your back when you're in front.
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so happy to be in the furry community
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>>682349568
roll
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lizard butt
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This is the hardest decision of my life.
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"Hitler was kinda ok I guess."
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finger lickin good
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The more things change, the more things stay changing.
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SOON
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>>682348441
rollin'
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not really a fan of girls
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>>682348196
You just lost the game.
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>>682352847
"I hope I don't regret this years from now" - David Cameron
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Have a great summer. Never change!
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>>682353010
roll
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>>682353106
rolling
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I'd like to thank my role models, Osama, Adolf and Boy George.
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>>682353275
Roll
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>>682353164
reroll
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"i bleed but dont die"
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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shoutout to the camera i put in the girls locker room
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Thanks Mom
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eeeeeeeeeee
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>>682352552
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Out of the blue and into the black.

Neil Young
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Don't be a Jew, or it'll Holocaust ya
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I blame my parents.
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You guys are cool, dont go to your future tomorrow
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I bought a burger at age five
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Meet a female dragon, had a fired conversation.
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Germany is a pleasant country to visit
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chris brown is my hero
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>People die when they're killed!

>Just because you're right doesn't mean that you're correct!
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The jews did this
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Is it rape if she never wakes up?
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If she didn't know it was happening how does she know she didn't want it?
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You're reading this in my voice.
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my mom gives great suck
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/MLP/ 4ever. Bronie for life
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you think thats air your breathing
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>>682353635
Israel is a rogue state

Holocaust is a lie
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Friendship is magic
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imma meme till i die
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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GOT HIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM
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Of great is new
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>>682348196
I cheated on every test, suckers!
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anal over everything
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You will never learn what I am thinking. And those who boast most loudly that they know my thought, to such people I lie even more.
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One for little Adam!
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Oh yeah gg
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Born too late to explore the world.
Born too soon to explore the galaxy.
Born just in time browse dank memes.
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Miss *insert name of teacher* is kinda hot
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to bad i had to kill that cat after i stuck my peepee in it
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I once fucked one if you guys' mothers
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"The holocaust never happened"
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Bush did 9/11
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Benis.
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>>682353913
Roll!
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BEST SENIOR QUOTES
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>>682353913
*Mr.
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>>682353913
rowl
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Nice tits Hannah
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>>682353999
winrar
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>>682353999
WINRAR!
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feet really turn me on.
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>>682353999

You're a raging faggot.
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>>682353999
winrar
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>>682353999
WINRAR!
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dam son
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Just because they're autistic doesn't mean that ass ain't fat.
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>>682353999
WINRAR
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>>682353999
Win
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>>682353999
winrar, but OP will be a faggot and literally put "insert name here", if he even does it.
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>>682353999
That'll be miss taylor. She is hot tbf
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Wonder if OP will deliver.
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>>682353999
How incredibly unfunny. Only an autist would think this was entertaining.
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>>682354171
topkek, will it be allowed?
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6 million jews, bullcrap.
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>>682353561
**met
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See you next Tuesday!
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>>682354316
Probably not. But the trips are a contract I'll give it a try
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Arby's bistro deli is the 2nd meatiest thing on the planet
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>>682348196
look bruh i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>682354502
May as well try
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>>682354502
You're my idol
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>>682354502
Is there any way you can post evidence OP?
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>>682354838
Screenshotting this shit and I'll post pics of the yearbook when I get it. It's a karma goldmine for leddit
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>>682354838
Well, OP is gonna be a faggot.
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>>682355166
You fucking pleb.
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>>682355166
check'd, and awesome, i have high hopes
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>>682355166
Give us a name to remember you by faggot
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>>682355166
>>682355368
Yeah give us a name
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Name please
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Error 404: Quote not found
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>>682355466
Shlomo Sheklebergstein
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>>682348196
>"Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the yearbook signing tomorrow."
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