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excluding: eyeballs, anus, testicles and dick head.
dubs or 83 decide
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Shaft it
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>>682347906
under toenail and kick wall
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>>682348167
cmon fag
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>>682348167
this
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>>682348056
you mean through shaft?
no dubs though
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>>682348167
roll
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>>682348167
83 get
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Shove it up your nose completely
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>>682348167
Sheeeit
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put back in pin box and go to bed
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>>682348167
That
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>>682348167
this this
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Under big toenail
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drink a beer
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>>682348167
roll
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>>682348167
cant make sound, can put under and Hammer it in, not kicking wall, wife and kids asleep
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Through tongue
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Pierce your tongue
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>>682347906
Use it to clean your fingernails then tape it somewhere safe and give it water and food.
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Penis shaft, bottom to top
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>>682348399
WINAR
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>>682348167
this
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Under toenail than kick wall
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>>682348167
Rolls
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>>682348167
roll fir this
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>>682348399
Now
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>>682347906
through taint
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bend it with teeth
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Swallow it
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through achilles tendon
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Get a hammer and jam it in your forehead and show us pics
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>>682348167
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>>682348499
WINRAR
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head but it
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under toenail and kick wall
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>>682348583
ty
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>>682348462
kek, but>>682348399 these have spoken, hold on a bit. no more Rolling till delivered
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>>682348499
>Under toenail than kick wall
>>682348399
>Under big toenail

Noice
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>>682348167
This. Dubs ftw.rar
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Insert in ballsack
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>>682347906
Put under toe nail and kick wall as hard as you can then rip it out and stick it in eye ball timestamp both and post aftermath when removed also
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>>682348399
winner
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>>682348745
Rolling
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Nail it to your forehead
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>>682348399
>>682348499
>>682348583

Two 99's and an 83 for under toenail and kicking wall OP
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put it away and go to sleep
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through middle of hand
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Op's a fag
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>>682348745
Roll for this
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>>682347906
100% through hand
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Swallow it
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throw it in the trash and have a smoke
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>>682348399
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OP is fag

/thread.
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>>682347906
into a printout of hitler over your face, so when you let go the mask of nazism will be stuck to you
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Dog
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>>682348745
This omg roll
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>>682348853
truth
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>>682348637
Noice
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Show us pics that you did it OP
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>>682348745
Roll
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OP's a fag, not gonna deliver..

Abandon thread.
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>>682348167
I don't know why but this sounds even worse to me than anus or dick head.
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>>682347906
make swastika on your every nail, on hands and feet
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kek
rip op
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>>682347906
Shaft that fucker
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>>682348637
put it in place.... Cant kick wall due to sleeping kids. . while post if its full in
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>>682347906
Sew foreskin shut
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>>682347906
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Jam it into your middle finger so you'll have something to use
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>>682349246
Faggot
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OP needs some time to gather his shit back together after self harm
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>>682349246
Kick floor then fag
Mick something dony disappoint
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>>682349246
>wag can't kick wall cuz kids are asleep
Stop making excuses you beta faggot and do it
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We need OP's that will actually do anything for us fags
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>>682349246
Oh shit. walk around with the lights off
>post results
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>>682348167
Roll faggot do it
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>>682349246
>>682348961
if you cant print it draw it
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>>682349583
Double winrar
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>>682349571
Ikr
Hate when ops make excuses and say they would do it
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>>682349452
oooh. ok hold on. fuck this will hurt>>682349361
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>>682349688
gad damn niggers
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>>682349583
WINRAR!!!!
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>>682349711
THATS THE SPIRIT OP
MAY THE TRIPS COME FREE TO YOU
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>>682349711
now kick a wall
dont be a pussy
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>>682349711
This thread has been get and got.
Do it OP
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DO IT OR I WILL BRING IN EVIL DOGGER
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do it cunt
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If op don't deliver
Spiderman will visit this bread
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>>682349711
damn!, Quick, don't think so much.
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Spiderman thread is on it's way OP!
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>>682349711
83 here, Im sorry OP
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>>682349711
I had 2 ingrown toenail surgeries. You wont die op.
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I tries, its halfway in, dunno if pick will show. did bend and hurt like shit. next dubs decide on next place
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Yea i even did it once. JUST DO IT!
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>>682350322
Dubs is truth
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>>682350430
thats just gay
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Kick it hard as fuck
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RIP it out. Just, RIP IT.
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>>682350430
Sew foreskin shut with the needle
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>>682350430
You didn't do shit OP.
That needle would have went in no problem.
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>>682350430
Do it deeper faggot
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>>682350623
Roll
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>>682350430
you cant see o shitty pic but its halfway in... need more or other place?
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>>682350430
God damn this makes me cringe so fucking hard
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>>682350623
Rolling
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nipples
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>>682349246
Then put your shoe on and walk around
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Place on forehead and smash your head against the wall or floor.
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WINRAR! NIPPLES!
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>>682350623
Rollerino
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>>682349246
>>682349711
>>682350430

Bless you, OP

today, you were not a faggot
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>>682350630
>>682350650
ok ok hold on. also roll 87 for next location or 09 or trips or hmm 01, 02, 03. will post update of progress on next wIn
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Through your lip, fam
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Pierce nipple with ip>>682350755
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>>682347906
swallow it
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>>682350888
TRIPS
WINNRAR

OP DELIVER
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make that shit deeper
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>>682350944
You also got dubs :DDDDDDD
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piece your nipple!!!
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>>682350944
ok. nip and some further toe nail plus after math coming up. need to pee first
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swallow it with milk
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>>682351035
rollroll
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>>682350888
Winrar
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>>682350755
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
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FUCKING QUADS! I BEAT GIGA NIGGA!
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>>682350888
Winner
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>>682351111
QUADS! QUADS! IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED! DO IT OP!
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>>682351111
haha. dam quads. have to be a faggot on this one. no more Rolling atm. nipple and foreskin are coming with update on toenail
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>>682351111
checked m8
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>>682350888
Op deliver
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>>682350888
Trips have spoken
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>>682351311
Hurry pls OP
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>>682348583
Do it, faggot
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FUCKING QUADS MAN! YOU ARE THE KING!>>682351111
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>>682347906
>excluding: eyeballs, anus, testicles and dick head.

That space between your balls and asshole.
and don't be a faggot this time.
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>>682351866
ANOTHER DUBS
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>>682347906
Sew lips together
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>>682351866
Formally know as the gooch or taint
Nice roll.
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>>682351866
stop Rolling ok... sooo nipple. foreskin and that space will be hard to photography. keep Alive no more rolling
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Guys. This guy just rolled Quads!>>682351111
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>>682351182
why?
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>>682352254
He's fagging out on that. Claims to delivar on foreskin, nipple and taint.
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>>682352197
I think we all wanted ti see it under your nail......
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>>682351182
Good to know now that I did it.
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OP is being a semi-fag
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Keeping thread alive for you faggot OP
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>>682353075
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through nipple, New needle couldnt Apply force on bent needle
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>>682353452
Now sew foreskin shut like trips asked
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>>682353452
OP IS NOT A FAG FOR ONCE
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>>682353452
Holy shit
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kILL URSELF
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>>682353559
yea with a straight needle... Will pierce both ends... Cant do more
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>>682353735
Go all the way across end of foreskin op
Just do it you know you want to

No going through head or any further just through foreskin
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Bumping thread
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>>682347906
bellybutton
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Belly button pls
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>>682354423
roll
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>>682354423
yes please
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dick was afraid like hell. tried to shrink back into my abdomen. got a picture though. don't mind the receding scared cock
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Op isn't a fag, he deliver
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>>682354753
tnx
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>>682354650
Well done op I got trips and you delivered
We are now friends
Congratulations youre not a fag
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>>682354650
BOIIIII HE DID IT
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Thank you for thread op now I can slep
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>>682354839
I am a bit a fag.. would not swallow on quads.
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>>682347906
Bone thru nose or under pinky nail front to back
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Will do the part between balls and anus and one more dubs... make it count... no more restrictions
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>>682354978
It's trips again here
Stick needle through cheak
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>>682354650
THE OP DELIVERED!!!!11!!!!!!!!!oneoneone!!
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>>682355243
cheek I do for singles hold on
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>>682355352
OP YOU ARE A GOD
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Someone screencap for glory
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>>682351182
what happens?!
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>>682348519
OP deliver you fag
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>>682354650
Jesus Christ. You've restored glory to /b/
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through the middle of your nose, the part where people get bull rings
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yea I ve got shitty teeth. im old
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>>682356016
Brutal
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>>682356006
roll
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>>682356016
Holy fuck OP you are God
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>>682356016
Trips again here
How bad on a scale of 1-10
Did foreskin and cheek hurt?
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>>682356016
>>682356077
guys... I hit a vein or something in my cheeck. its swollen like 600% lol
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>>682356360
pictures
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>>682356360
Post another picture of it op so we can see
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>>682356360
picture pls
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>>682356360
Kek
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>>682356360
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>682356353
Can we get this answered?
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>>682356437
>>682356467>>682356479
>>682356661
but how... im a pretty big buffet guy... I feel its swollen like fuck but my beard and big head hides it. wait im gonna shave. also dubs and another needle gets in
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>>682351182
https://youtu.be/Za4GdcXPlZ4
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>>682357075
In the nuts
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through the tongue
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>>682356353
>>682357025
sure. thought I did.
foreskin was a 4/10. cheeck if you just punch through.. 3/10. nipple 6/10 and toenail... fuck that 8.7/10 fucker
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>>682357362
>>682357325
dubs or 25
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put it through the webbing of your pointer finger and thumb
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>>682355675

>>682357217 this happens
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>>682357622
Check'd
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>>682357837
Ty
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>>682357372
Atleast my cheek and foreskin idea didn't hurt op ;)
You impressed me your not a fag
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>>682357616
ok. hold on. also my cheeck. ... im a muscular guy with a bit of extra mass.. But this... wtf
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>>682358098
God damn, you definitely hit something.
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Eyelid
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>>682358098
Ouch mybad op didn't think you would actually do it for singles lol
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>>682358285
roll
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>>682348167
This
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>>682357325
Reroll
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>>682358427
Already done it
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>>682357616
here you go
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>>682358427
Lurk first. OP is a delivery factory
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>>682357325
Reroll 2
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I mean wow nice delivery OP, but seriously wtf is wrong with you?
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>>682358614
hey guys.. how old am I btw? I ve good good hand genes
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>>682358855
I'm guessing 38 or 40
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>>682358614
Fucking hell OP, you must hate yourself for this.
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29
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>>682358855
42
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>>682358285
roll
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>>682358855
Depending on how many years on /b/, judging by your teeth and willingness to comply, I'd guess around 19.
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>>682358285
Roll
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>>682359244
Check'd
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>>682358847
nothing, I did this before. I dont do scar stuff.. just drunk and bored. tbh im ok with pain. also I have a pretty very very normal life.. for me since I have a high pain tolerance... its for the fun actually>>682359244
>>682359059
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>>682358285
roll
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>>682347906
Armpit
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>>682347906
Eyebrow
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>>682358098
infection setting in, go hospitals before mouf amputation
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>>682359393
Put the needle in your earlobe and pierce it
Also your nose
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>>682347906
Throat
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STAB YOUR LIP
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>>682347906
dog i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>682359674
rerollerino
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>>682359599
Winrar!
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Pierce your heart
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>>682359575
im not a a moron. hit a vien its receiding
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>>682359599
ok. hold on. druk so need to pee and stuff
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Put it through your ballsack
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>>682359886
Ok great. But if it hadnt, thats what it would look like with inflammation from rubbing toe jam thru it and getting an infection.
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Use it as a toothbrush
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>>682360118
This
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lel
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>>682360213
He changed the needles each time because he bent them
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Eat it
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>>682360213
I sterilized my needle. also.. anyone has a fu idee what to do.. drunk af...
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>>682360544
AYYY
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>>682360639
Trough forehead
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>>682360639
perform next piercing unsterilized
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>>682360855
Dubs
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>>682347906
Dick shaft
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>>682348167
dis
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>>682360639
Tomorow you will wake up and be like WTF DID I DO???
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>>682360456
I did after toe stomp. not satisfied with toe though. pain got me before I went 100% AND then some...
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>>682361011
WINrarrr
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>>682361098
sweet callback to first delivery. drive it in with all the bacteria now
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