Get to the VAULT!
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Get to the VAULT!
OP is a faggot confirmed
rollarino
rolling stones
47 get
Ah damn.
neeto
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Rollareno
>>682347838
am i safe
SOMEONE CLOSE TEH DOOR
im in
>>682348468
not until the door is closed and bomb goes boom
Close eeet
What does this button do?
>>682348597
Maybe if I press it harder it will do something
...
>>682347838
yippie kai yay motherfuckers
imma open this fuckin door
>>682348935
open sesame
>>682347838
BLOW THE BOMB!
>>682348744
wew, door's closed.
>>682348935
open dammit dont wanna get blown up
boom!!!
>>682349042
yeah and im outside open up
BOOM
>>682349037
Shit! I want in!
>>682349101
no fuck you
>>682348935
come on guys let me in
>>682347838
I'm goin' in
>>682349187
OPEN THE DOOR FAGS!
>>682349213
no fuck you im comin in
Plz let in i no chad
open up dammit!!!
C'MON GUYS I AM A NEWFAG I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
My name is chad let me in
>>682349360
nice try chad, now gtfo
Open up fam!
It's not that great inside. No one will turn the lights on and I think the guy saying sorry every time my dick gets felt up is, in fact, not sorry
LET ME IN FAGGOTS!!!
allahu ackbar
>>682347838
bewm
Salahe Snackbar
47 get
open the door!
can i come in? or allahu akbar
>>682347838
WALUIGI WANT INTO VAULT!
>>682349591
fuck no nigga
>>682349729
but y tho D:
it sure feels nice being safe behind this big thich vault door
I WILL SAVE YOU PEOPLE
Getting claustrophobic. .
>>682349808
>thich
nice
>>682349815
well we cant the door's closed
I'm in
What if it's like fallout and the shelter has like aids or something in it as a social experiment
>>682349815
i aint risking opening the vault to check out what this shit is
open the door! you Greasy vest wearing monkey!
>>682350048
You rather be a ghoul?
>>682349997
the door's closed faggot
*pokes bomb*
No one has even gotten dubs yet. kek.
>>682347838
pizza delivery. open up.
boom
Open sesame
KABOOM MOTHAFAKA ! ! !
boom niggaa
Please?
>>682350345
Careful almost stepped on that launch pad there
rekt em
>>682350345
Nice try faggot
>>682350444
Respect, but open up the fucking doors.
LET ME IN NIGGERS
>>682350444
trips mean everyone so far inside the vault and it's closed?
often goes like that
Please let me in! I'll share my chicken tendies!
>>682350280
STOP IT YOU ASSHOLE!
>>682350577
you saved me brother
Door's open, get in!
ATTEMPTING TO DISARM THE BOMB
okay fam i'm in so close it!
>>682350577
fuck
Rolli polli
allahu akbar
>>682350748
doors locked nigger
>>682350744
let me in
oh shit 47
I'm in, y'all fuck off were closed meow
>>682350744
shit no too late!
damn does it feel good to be inside with the doors locked
>>682350813
I was too late, open up!
Let me in, I'm legit
close the door, fuck everyone outside!
>>682350577
CLOSE TEH DOOR AGAIN
Everyone, get in here!
come on lezgo already blast this shit and abandon thread
>>682350933
DOORS OPEN YOU ARE GOING TO KILL US NIGGER
yes i'm in!>>682350933
Heeeelloooo
Inb4 boom
>>682350885
>meow
please end your life you fucking normie. Better yet, Ill end it for you.
close nao!
CLOSE THE DOOR, CLOSE THE DOOR.
>>682350981
doors are open, im going to walmart. Does anyone need anything?
I'm gonna blow this SHIT UP!!!
boom
go boom already
>>682350933
NIGGA YOU JUST CLOSED IT AGAIN
Rolling to close
Oh shiz
close the doooooooooooor!
BOOM
>>682351093
BOOM
>>682351067
Ya, pick up some bagels and beer.
>>682351100
Safe again, wew
>>682350933
you don fucked up!
>>682351093
REROLL
I found some snacks at the store, good to hear you guys didnt shut me out
Kaboom, goyim
>>682351093
REEROLL
IM READY TO DIEEEE
lets bring some allahu akbar to this party
Wait just put the bomb in the shelter then no one will get hurt
let me in pls
Allahu akbar!
ayyy
>>682351191
they only have keystone light. Can you manage off that?
>>682351255
DOOR OPEN GET IN FAGS
>>682351255
Nooooooo
Open the fucking door
>>682351348
you almost killed us all nigger
>>682351255
Fuck you close the door!
>>682347838
guess i'll just.....boom
Please let me in, i am totally not a deathclaw
>>682351348
shiiiiiiiiiiit almost blew us up
>>682351236
Step aside, I'll show you how to activate a bomb
close the fucking door!
>>682347838
boom!
get me in cunt
>>682351348
Shit, that was close
>>682351093
I WILL NEVER STOP!!
>>682351308
i aint risking doing that, bomb might go off at any time
Ayyy Allah akbar
TIME TO CLOSE THE DOOR NIGGERS
My name is Jafar! I come from afar! I've got a bomb in my car! Allahu Akbar!
>>682351513
REROOOOL
don't dead open inside
i don't wanna die here, guys.
Hey guys, do you have a moment to talk about the lord and savior Jesus Christ? Open up and we can chat
>>682351542
nigger
close thw door for fuck sakes, we gonna die
>>682347838
ahola snackbar?
>>682351591
please oh please let me in
>>682351513
RE!!
Fuck this vault, fuck the supervisor.
>>682351542
kill me
can that door PLEASE CLOSE!?!?
boom?
>>682351647
>>682351647
Well shit now you've gone and done it.
>>682351634
it is closed r tard
vvvvvvvv
I have a family please help
>>682351473
go boom i wanna kill all the fags
>>682351647
I FUCKING DID I - -
>>682351696
boom :(
Let me in
>>682351647
ahola snackbar. Were all dead.
>>682351674
almost
Close?
HALP
>>682351647
Mother fu....
Safe, that was close
>>682351647
WE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Save me
boom as fuck
>>682351647
boom
>>682351733
hey guys the door is ope-..
>>682351647
KABOO-
Time to die, niggers.
>>682351647
gg ez
47 get
>>682351647
i win
>>682351647
thar she blooows!
>>682351647
YOU NIGGER!!!!!11!!!
Boom
Man I love Hiroshima and Nagasaki simulator on b
>>682351770
No the door was open...
Let me in queers, I brought dirt weed and skunk beer
Rekt
>>682352017
JIMMY STEVENS IS THAT YOU?
>>682352105
I'm the guy who opened it and rolled the 47 :^)
>>682347838
look i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682352467
fuck you. fuck your mother. fuck your pets. and fuck me, NOW
