Too early for a Canada thread? Hookups, area codes, nudes, opinions about the draft lottery
403. Also glad edm fags didn't get first pick
>>682346148
I was pulling for Edmonton just for shits
>>682345647
Daily reminder Québec is the last white province.
The rest of Canada is in a state of permanent cucking.
>Picture related : Average Canadians in 2016
>>682345647
416 here, what's up?
>>682345647
902/m/18
whatup
>>682347198
416 here too. Where at?
>>682346990
>Reverse image searches
>first three links in french
Kek
>>682345647
Canada threads are fucking gay
519 m 29
204. winter is finally over, Jets picking second in the draft.
>>682347434
Nice
>>682347472
Wish they had first. Pulling a prospect from Arizona would have been poetic justice
>>682347279
North York, you?
>>682347697
Downtown west
>>682347893
Cool, not too far from where I hang
>>682348166
Where do you hang?
>>682348303
Downtown, around Yonge
403 bitches!
>>682348613
kek, you hang with tourists
>>682345647
I'm just going to get this out of my system but I hate Natives. They ruin this country.
>>682348911
Let me guess, you're some white piece of shit earning $32,000 a year in a garbage prairie town and you also have strong opinions about snowmobiles
>>682346990
Quebec is run by the french government, nothing but cuck
>>682349040
my sides
Fuck Trudeau for bringing back that fucking census
>>682348903
Eh, I don't care.
>>682349040
Actually I'm Asian and from Vancouver.
Let me guess you're probably a low life Native?
>>682349139
yeah fuck having useable demographics for policy making
>>682349254
Go home tiny dick.
>>682349139
You kidding? How the fuck can you run a country if you don't know who lives here.
250 Victoria fag
Anyone from 250 kelowna?
>>682349254
"I'm Asian"
Probably a Punjab cunt. Go back to driving your taxi and raping women in East Hastings.
>>682349139
the 2012 data is literally useless. any one who uses the census for research has to skip that whole period
>>682349389
>>682349607
I see some Natives are already butt hurt.
Why don't you guys go back to your residential schools? Seriously, no one likes Natives. You guys are either druggies, theives, drunks, or all three combined.
>>682350283
I'm white, rich and from Toronto. This is my country.
>>682350283
Natives are basically Canadian niggers
>snow niggers
>>682350752
This.
>>682349306
>>682349469
>this is what libtards actually believe
>fuck the leafs
905
Canadian Netflix sucks
>>682350752
Niggers are Canadian niggers, nigger.
>>682351469
Kek, look at this guy paying for movies and TV shows
Laine is gonna be a Jet. He and Ehlers are gonna tear up the League. Matthews and Nylander are gonna bust.
>>682351619
It was okay when vpns weren't blocked.
I'm considering dropping the service now
>>682351469
Where do you live?
519 guelph
>>682350752
Tree niggers.
oh yeh baud carriboo eh
>>682352334
Newmarket
>>682346990
You are sadly mistaken. We are getting overrun by every goddamned skin color there is, exept for white. As for the cucking, our government is fucking our asses real hard and dry.
Source: Gatineau, the city of absolute non-sense.
709 here, any newfies on?
647, Mississauga here
fuck this shitty suburb
25/m/Niagara. Save me
>>682353678
yee sup mane 709 here
Im on Buffalo Erie Border and i want my first Canadian. (Im a guy) also have my enhanced
>>682353880
Nobody will talk to you because you have a dumb shit accent
>>682353678
Fuck you
>>682345647
Is it true that your currency have funny name and a fuckin duck on averse?
>>682354018
It's a loon faggoola
>>682354018
You bet your ass we do. Loonies and toonies otherfucker. We even have rainbow plastic currency.
>>682345647
I'm Korean, but I lived in Kamloops, Canada for 12 years. Hello everyone! :-)
>>682345647
416fag from new toronto area in etobicoke. Last 3 times I passed by LCI:
>1) some babyface 13 year old looking kid was getting tossed in a cop car
>2) bunch of edgy faggots le420blazit right out front
>3) trash can out front on fire
I'll take my embezzling pricipal and pedobear tard wrangler over a school full of degenerates, thanks.
>>682354219
A whole bunch of Korean guys liked me in college, they were real Bros and I didn't mind the social checks
But then I started dating one of the actually hot Korean girls in our group (one that's more like an idol, pale skin etc the kind Asian guys like) and they all slagged and gossiped me immediately
I wish I dated one of the average filipinio chicks instead
>>682354670
Hi, I don't like white women :-)
>>682349040
soundin hella jelly there, Tonto.
maybe if you ask nicely he'll let you touch his Arctic Cat
>>682349469
>>implying Trudeau cares who lives here
>>implying he isn't just looking for the last neighbourhoods not overrun by bindis and chinks.
hey fellow canadians
im looking for ladies in the gta
hit me up on sc : firetruck41
>>682350440
>>white
>>Toronto
pick one.
>>682355155
Why are you so racist? I don't see any non-whites other than me in Canada. Except Toronto and Vancouver.
>>682355248
You guys are obsessed with race on here. Weird.
705 here faggots
I prefer Natives to Chinese and Indians because at least they have a fucking claim on being here.
Also some of them are starting to wake up and realize that when the last white man leaves the last mill town there'll be nobody innawoods who cares about their shit.
Still, when I see one on the street I veer away, especially if I think he's looking for more Listerine money.
>>682355545
There are barely any non-whites in Canada.
>>682355248
Probably for the best. I'm white, I manage a small apartment building in etobicoke, and the good tenants are niggers and sandniggers, all the white tenants are fucking degenerate welfare trash. When did whites become the ghetto race?
519
>>682355315
>>682355407
get fucked, you cunts always turn SJW as soon as you think you can get away with it.
>>682354853
:(
i miss those guys...
>>682355803
Canada's a white country. People here don't care about minorities. If you really hated minorities, you wouldn't care about them. But instead you obsess over them and talk about them on a chinese cartoon website. Sad. :-(
>>682355660
>>682355672
>>682355315
>>682355407
typical 'asian' shitposting
>>the good tenants are niggers and sandniggers
lmao jesus at least TRY To make the b8 believable.
>>682355976
That guy wasn't me. Weirdo. Don't think every anon on 4chan is the same dumbass. Go to /pol/ if you want to discuss race.
>>682355976
Even the native guy pays on time and tries to better his life. Eviction papers just went in on the worst white trash for habitual failure to pay rent.
The only good white tenant is my gf's grandma who I got a place to live when she couldn't afford the place she was staying.
>>682346199
780 m 26
>>682347472
>>682347547
GOT WEEEDDDDD???
>>682353463
Ma nigga. Where abouts in Newy
>>682350752
Polar gooks, ice beaners, tree niggers, syrup niggers etc
>>682356982
Near yonge/bristol
>>682354509
i am from etobicoke as well , grew up here. it is slowly turning into a Muslim and black filled neighborhood unfortunately.
416 / M / Etobicoke
27 male Calgary , just snap me byondryan
drink some OE's or something yo
Oakville is the place you want to be!
>>682357356
True say. I live in Mount Albert but I'm in Newmarket everyday
i moved on to the esplanade 2 months ago
queen west kinda nice shopping but fuuuuck toronto nightlife, so far its terrible
>>682357552
in the cosmetics hallway at sheridan fiending for snow bunnies
>>682357432
Go to a somali restaurant. Their ability to make good goat ribs absolve the niggers of all sin.
>>682346148
403 reddeer area brah
204
No one lives here
>>682348701
Red Deer?
>>682357986
dude, you selling weed?
Downtown Toronto yo
>>682358345
Nice, I'm nearby
>>682358345
Me too
>>682358205
Typical Natives
>>682357986
Let's get some 204 nudes going
666 here its hot af,, anybody gonna be joining me tonight?
>>682358421
This
>>682358345
can you get me weed anon
i have no friends irl
>>682358527
There's like 20 dispensaries in Kensington
>>682353678
where from?
>>682358643
how do I get approved for medical weed
>>682358844
Walk in to one and fill out a form. You can buy right away on a pinky swear that you totally for real promise to see a doctor within 30 days
>>682359372
Really?
905 mississauga
>>682359571
Sup I live 10 mins from pearson
>>682359469
Yeah. Do it soon though, word is toronto police are going to crack down soon and get some busts in before hairdeau legalizes it
>>682359718
nice, im from heartland area
778 surrey fuck these rapeugees coming in canada fucking our economy u can show ur islam up ur ass
>>682359571
>>682359718
Sand Nigger Alert
>>682359372
suggest a dispensery
preferably one near scarborough
>>682359926
nice try but nope
780
8
0
Feels kinda boring man.
>>682355498
where in 705? might be close
604/778 here, West Coast represent
>>682360232
Haven't personally gone to one because I'm a camh regular who doesn't want to take chances with my meds not working. I know the kensington ones have a rap for being sketchy as fuck if you don't mind making a day of it.
>>682359901
Ahaha hey fellow lower mainlander. How's it in sketch city?
>>682355498
Barrie here fag.
204, nice day out.
>>682358151
In Alberta between edmonton and Calgary. It's like the forgotten middle child.
905 Durham
>>682360750
Fuck off randy
>>682357986
M or F?
redneck in Calgary
Anyone got 613 nudes? Ottawa and/or Kingston!
778 just keepin it gangester
>>682362129
[CRIES IN CANADIAN]
>>682362157
Limestone city
>>682352742
same
male here
>>682362175
Ayy what part of lower mainland. Got that weed?
306 saskatchewan.
Hoping one of the 12 people in this wasteland lurks /b/
why the fuck do canadians post their shitty flag as the op image for EVERY single canada related thread they make
The canadian flag is ugly and its fucking cancer to the eyes because its so red
Posting your flag as the op image and nothing else just proves that your country has no substance. if you really had a culture and your country wasn't just an empty wasteland you'd use something else other than that ugly peice of shit flag.
Noone cares about you leafs, you are irrelevent peices of shit, showing your stupid flag isn't going to make anyone change their minds.
403 /b/ro here
North Delta, Surrey (Scott road area
>>682362370
778 as well
I have weed but is mine, no weed for cyberbeggars.
>>682362175
Keepin it mad Gangester...also has the sickest flow
>>682345647
Im not in canada, but i can see victoria from here.. does that count?
>>682362520
Shut up, latvia.
No one cares about your bullshit
>>682357844
I'm in red deer too
I think there's three of us talking from 778
>>682362462
>306
North Battleford
>>682362370
ay whats up 604 fag here
>>682362977
Melfort.
What's up?
>>682362520
You should leave now, otherwise you're aboot to get fucked up
Keepin it) 604 where you from
>>682362977
NO WAY. Just outside NB, mother fucker.
>>682363071
Nothing just trying to not get stabbed in this greasy town. 2 Stores just got robbed today by some Indians.
>>682362520
Still butthurt about the winter olympics eh?
>>682363300
Where outside? Farm or city?
North Burnaby?
>>682363438
Small town.
>>682349139
I tried to submit at the end and just kept getting the same error. Fucking hell.
>>682363375
No suprise there. At least the natives here stay on the goddamn reserve
>>682363438
Not one of the 57,000 reserves around here
23/female just moved to downtown toronto literally yesterday. looking for friends
>>682363193
>be canada
>spends half of gdp on healthcare
>its 100 times worse than european healthcare and only barely comparable to american healthcare.
>>682363580
turtleford?
Or is that too far?
>>682363771
Lucky, we have drunk Indians wondering downtown on the daily. It could be 7 am and they would already be tanked.
>>682363849
Tits or GTFO
306 reporting in
26 m Saskatoon
Text me. Maybe we'll hang out. Or maybe not. Ladies, I promise I'm not hideous.
>>682354219
Almost never see kamloops bros on here. Sup nigga? Westside? Northshore? Valleyview? Sahali? Where u at?
So is everyone in favour of revoking welfare checks to the Indians?
Keepin it gangster boys any Surrey boys here. And not Surrey skid if so shot your self
>>682363879
Not saying. But NB is the closest city for a while. You may have prairie niggers, but we are over run with Filipino niggers and curry niggers.
>>682364123
>>682363958
>>682363771
You guys smoke weed?
>>682364139
no, cause they have children usually..
613 here. What's up boyos?
>>682364302
Hi, 12 year old! Summer already on b?
>>682362977
Hows all that crime treatin ya?
>>682363860
> implying 200 billion is half of 1800 billion
>>682364404
Fuckin burn them all.
>>682364302
Yeah. When i was 14
>>682361310
Hey, what's up?
>>682351469
>>682359571
>>682361310
905 Hamilton here
>>682364302
I'm the guy who posted my number. I don't smoke too often but I do. I have a decent amount right now
>>682364302
Not often, had a shatter brownie for my first time, it fucked me up.
>>682363849
We can be friends, sure. What's up?
>>682364139
>mfw we're too nice to ethnically cleanse our country
Any hot 778 ,604 girls on here And don't lie if your ugly lol
>>682364515
Horrible, I honestly get to beat some 9 year old indians on the daily though, they break into my backyard and I shatter their fucking heads in with my bat.
>>682364784
not much, just /b/rowsing and debating on when to watch the new ftwd. you?
>>682345647
How does it feel knowing none of your teams got in the playoffs?
>>682364528
Be nicer anon. American healthcare doesn't help the retarded.
>>682364529
maybe but what makes you so different? a life is a life, you don't decide who gets what, thats the thing about canada we take care of are own, no matter what, dont like it move.
>>682365057
Yeah we're far enough out of NB to not have prairie nigglets. But do their older spawn ever try to steal here. Every fucking weekend.
>>682346148
403 Canmore reporting in.
>>682365456
It's Mike!
>>682365213
Same, watching Houdini and Doyle. What kind of shows are you into? I could recommend something.
Also, do you have a Skype or Kik or something?
Sure is /pol/ in here
Staying in 514 for 2 more weeks, trying to find some fun shit to do!
No Canadian teams made it in the playoffs because we got all you leftover America peace of shit hockey players on are team. And you got all stars ( Canadian
>>682365647
You do realize you're talking to a fat 43 year old man right?
>>682364302
RCMP pls go and stay go.
>>682346199
780 millwoods... i was hoping for calgary to get it honestly, just to see all the oiler fans get pissed haha
>>682365318
You've never met an indian have you?
Inbred
Spend band checks on liquor and gambling
Have kids when they're 12
Never maintain their shitty gov provided houses
Most drop out
Exempt from most taxes
Most have FAS from alcoholic mothers
Have special healthcare
Unemployed
They're scum with tonnes of government money and pridvledges.
>>682345647
905 - Milton, AKA Little Pakistan, New-New-Delhi, Durkaville, Ninjatown...
>>682365602
Yes sirree. Anyone have any guns to sell me? I take cash only. Also make sure you don't record the bill of sale. I accept unserialized pistol parts in addition to long guns. Hurry up and sell them before Trudeau comes and takes them.
>>682365816
Meh, whatever.
403 Calgary reportin
>>682365647
i'm watching daredevil, ftwd/twd, game of thrones (haven't started the new season), orphan black (haven't started either), some animes but not any recently, and i'll download movies i don't go to see in theatres.
i did have kik before but i uninstalled it. reinstalling now
>>682366065
White man giveth - red man giveth away to white man.
>>682345647
sup? i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682362520
lol, canada stopped you at the boarder again eh. maybe someday you wont have to eat sand anymore, know what fresh water tastes like. its fucking good, just sayin..
>>682362520
Lol not sure if moron or just a troll but you brought a smile to this Canadian face.
I love Canada and her flag. Best flag ever.
>>682366546
> boarder
What is it with all the mongoloid fucks online who can't fucking spell
>>682352742
519 guelph too
>>682366334
Number of hot native chicks I've seen, in 40 years, is zero. Every one of them is native fat-big ol belly with no ass
>>682366314
Alright, when you get it installed, you can add me. My kik's corgeri.
25/m
403 Medicine Hat
Snap/kik stonedraider5
>>682366827
My ex was part native... not sure how much, maybe only 50%, but she passed for white. She was hot af. Her sister was cute but was obviously a half breed.
>>682366065
i know indians, i am not saying what your saying is wrong but fuck man they are all not like that. benefit of the doubt hommie thats all i am saying..
>>682354509
LCI was pretty shit, I used to be a student.
>>682365225
Pretty ok, seeing as how most of the roster of every other team is riddled with Canadians
>>682363860
>barely comparable to american healthcare
>>682367383
What class? I was 2012 at MCI but I still leave within walking distance of LCI
>>682367377
Yeah I worked with some at a mine that were awesome, not the Lysol drinking scum that are fucked up at 7am.
>>682366798
The extra A is for Appalling, which is what you are.
>>682362822
Close enough. Welcome to the party, we have chips, dip, whisky and maple syrup.
BTW, don't mind that moose hanging out in the corner.
905 here, anyone else?
>>682368187
Forgot to put that in, Campbellville
>>682368187
905 is a huge area. be more specific
Thread dead, like future of Canada.
>>682368337
Campbellville? I'm sorry. Is this Joel?
>>682368141
God damnit Michael J Fox always makes me lose when I open that pic
>>682366798
holy fuck spelling nazi,, wtf it is /b/ fag and spelling is your concern. fuckin douche......
>>682367776
2014, they been trying to improve their image since I started going. lol
>>682368561
Don't get upset. He's just used to the "American" spelling of every word they actually fucked up.
416 toronto /b/ro reporting in
watching yuken men and alaska the last frontier learning to be a homesteader
>>682366807
sup see the filming downtown?
>>682368716
>>682350283
Thats not true 1 in a 1000 is also a lawyer
>>682369006
Some can become politicians and beat their wives!
>>682368141
Is that Gordon Lightfoot behind Mike Myers?
any kind anons know sophie? please
>>682366314
you gotta see xxx return of xander cage its being filmed in toronto right now coming out jan of 2017
>>682371193
i'll watch it just because it was filmed in toronto lol. thank you
BERTA ANYONE?
>>682347697
no way
a/s/l? 416 here
>>682372061
Noemie Dufresne?
613 bellevillan
Give us your oil Canadia, You fags got horses. We need it more
>>682346990
Quebec? lol
what a faggotty fag beyond all comprehensible fagdom.
>>682365740
>514
Add random.anon on Snapchat
>>682371431
see it because i know its going to be good, i worked a few hours on it. saw sam jackson, the guy is a machine, remembers dialog like a machine. seen any good movies lately?
>>682362822
Im Victorian .. and im literally Banned from Port angels
>>682371999
23/m, you?
204, up in the fucking shittiest city in Manitoba:
Thompson.
Also, not native.
Christ, I need to leave this fucking shithole.
btw they just found a dead kid pretty close to where I live.
they just arrested two for the murder - two aboriginal kids, of course. what a shit stain to society the thuggity native teens
>>682359792
I use to work at the heartland home depot. :D
>>682345647
anyone has more Noémie Dufresne nude pics?
>>682359571
Applewood represent.
>>682372566
zootopia is probably the best most recent one i saw.
>>682355498
New Liskeard
>>682350752
We call them fish niggers around here.
>>682360926
Oro Medonte
>>682361259
Fucking niggers
>>682355185
I didnt know canadians got circumcised? I this a thing (srs question)
>>682353678
Yeeeah buddy, 709 m 23 St. John's.
>>682373915
at this point its impossible for disney to not make a good movie, the last movie i saw which i loved and broke the boring action movie mold was deadpool. im on kik add me waldoxwaldox
>>682353971
>Being rude
bro, why are you on the Canada thread?
514 add me on snap letsgetit514
who here is in london?
>>682362462
Prince Albert in the can...woot!
>>682362977
The Beaver is the best bar in Sask. Other than the Roadside in Glaslyn.
613 cap city fag over here. Anyone got any Ottawa girls they wanna share?
705 here, bored as fuck
>>682375885
rollin 4 jessica Kovasic
>>682376305
Dubs
>>682365456
You work in the cement plant?
>>682376455
ayy that means you have some
>>682365933
780 St.A
My Grandma lives in millwoods
Any other 506ers in here?
>>682376834
Just looked her up on fb
I FUCKING wish mayte.
514 str8 M 21 Dtf
>>682349254
I'm with you bro, fucking natives are a waste of space.
>>682377042
I had so many classes with her
>>682377356
Brruuuuuuhhh
Got any other girls tho?
>>682345647
647 to ,fuck you scrubs this is the last place
>>682355660
85%+ you fucking retard shitbrain
905 Pickering
>>682377939
>pickering
must feel good to know that every lakeshore east train goes to your station. fuck you.
>>682375927
705 is big brah, where you located?
Orillia here
>>682346990
I hate all the Hindu cuck fags here
>>682349740
No? Damn.
204
fuck this city sucks
403 eh
