Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>avoid bans
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>be underaged
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio-sama...
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
Claiming best waifu!
Bully...
>>682341276
wuuuuutt
>wasabi on chocolate cake is delicious
Akiko claim
Let's try this again
GIVE ME ALL YOUR GRAPPLE PUNS, I NEED THEM
>Shizuru get!
Wah
They say nothing's perfect, though you came pretty close.
Gonna go get some rest.
See you faggots tomorrow.
Cirno
Mio Akiyama
poon
sachi claim
Toko is cute! Cute!
>>682341563
There's a camera! There's a camera!
>>682341569
Dafuq Kagami, I thought better of you.
>>682340921
>tfw she goes for your best purple haired friend and left you
>>682340909
Thanks homie
>>682340925
didn't go as planned?
>>682340844
Night my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if-UzXIQ5vw
>>682341245
Even in my country there are celebrities dying... literally wtf. One death I didn't care much about was Prince... I didn't know his songs at all because he was one of the few artists that actually agreed with the music industry and hated piracy.
>>682340909
Speaking of tea im going to brew some soon. Nothing feels better than relaxing at home by the fireplace when there is a storm outside.
I love sleeping like that.
>>682340925
Y not? :$
>>682341654
The qtest of the qties claimed in my thread!
>>682340921
Best mage claimed~
>feeling like poop
>>682341570
Don't know any, sorry
>>682341276
Rikka claimed!
These threads are going super fast!
>>682341569
Night what?
https://youtu.be/hN74bOubUug
Some feels for my Star Wars fans in case you didn't see it before.
>>682341276
stay pathetic, it really suits you.
>>682341730
y-you gotta have spicy and sweet!!! otherwise my stomach starts hurting
>>682341793
im sorry shinoa...but you've done a lot more with her! she must love you
>>682341730
>chimps out
>>682341570
>Shizuru
>>682341563
Who? Imma fuck they whole shit up
>>682341429
Come closer! I'm holding Noire down on her bed~
> holding Noire down
>>682341692
> Toko is cute!
Nep approves!
>>682341881
Lots of conversations going on! <3
If you can't tell I've claimed Waluigi
fucking plebs, i'm all over that jewbutt
>>682341877
You got those dubs to cheer you up
What's troubling you Megumin?
>>682340881
Its still the same meaning right? You can't hide it!
>Maybe if one day you can escape the claw of me and nep! But for now on, you belong to us<3
>>682340258
Lets do it Nep~
>>682341406
I like you too nigga!
>>682341406
Hell YEAH NEP! Lets do it! She can't escape us!
>You can sit on them and doors will open with that ass of yours!
Kekity kek you're soo right! Can't believe I didn't thought about this one! I can't live without you nep~
>>682342050
Yui...
>>682341962
Anonimously throwing insults at strangers is fun isn't it?
>>682342058
Yes you did!
>>682341569
>>682341276
Hey people!
How are all of you doing?
>claimed
Claiming the tiniest alan that could before heading to the gym.
>>682342048
Get on my level, scrub
>>682341834
i feel the same....i liked prince a little, but david bowie definitely hit harder for me.....
>but your on top of me on the cutests list!!
>>682341918
Feels
https://youtu.be/tCuUIkEtJjo
I loved the clones man
>>682341877
>>682341570
>Watch out where you swing that thing, we don't want it to grap something... weird...
>Enjoy your grappling addiction
In case you have a level with a pirate design or something like that
>Captain Hook would be proud of you.
>Using the tendrils for bondage is not advised... oh, you can't, it's not programmed
>You're not getting of the grappling hook.
>These Tendrils will take care of all your needs... maybe not all of them you pervert
>>682342054
ON MY WAY!
What are you up to Nep?
>Coming closer to Nep and Noire
>>682341238
Nono!
Don't RP here!
>>682341406
O-oh..
Thanks Emi~
>>682342128
Hey, I won't do it again here, this is not good, I can't keep up with it.
Have anon-waifus gone too far?
>>682341834
>I love sleeping like that.
I'm sure it'd be nice if I could sleep.
>>682341993
No, Kagami, stop.
>>682342029
>>682342139
Now who's bullying?
Also, I see Dio.
>>682342429
They haven't gone far enough.
>>682341993
Doubting it tbh
>>682342208
Hey just chilling atm. what up?
Kneesocks claim
>>682340303
Your shootin straight there Tex
>>682340771
>>682341028
Damn straight, music was music before it was a meme!
I was picking up what you were puting down
>>682341535
>>682341563
>>682341625
>>682341793
>>682341877
>having a flavor of the month waifu
fuck off and kill yourself
>>682342370
Screenshotted
where do you keep getting these?
Pirate level might be a good idea if I find the time to retexture
>>682341916
spicy and sweet, like a tsun!!
>>682342183
s-stop, shinoa's over there, she's the one you want!!
>>682342505
>not far enough
>tfw
>>682342118
I dunno, just one of those days I guess? Shitty day outside, too much noise in the house so I can't just chill in peace. I can't even do some weight-lifting the local gym is closed..
Take cover!
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>682342139
>Maginal upgrade? get?
>Shizuru
>>682342579
I will eventually...
>>682342454
But Dio bullies everyone...
>>682342429
Depends mostly on what they do together.
There's still hope for anonwaifu'ing.
>>682342139
Yui...
Okay
>>682342454
Yui, I gotta talk to you bout sum... Don't mind the bat. You bullying Galko n shit?
Ain't nobody gonna mess with pretty tiddies!
>>682342401
Im soo sorry Noire its already too late!
Nep is already holding you down on your bed!
(>>682342054)
>>682342579
If only you knew...im the real OG nigga here boi
>>682342746
I feel ill
>>682342579
Life's too good to end.
>>682342114
\//\
>>682342208
Hey there Poi! Did you have a nice day?
>>682342240
Bowie hit me really hard, its one of the genres I don't listen much but I still loved his music for long. First heard him after reading Christiane F because it was her favourite musician.
Also memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsMYYpqPVYQ
>>682342323
Im happy you claimed there too but sorry to say... Kagami is the qtest, its not even fair to compare her to anyone else.
QOTT: where do babies come from?
Mom and dad tells me somthing about the birds and the bees
Late claim.
>>682342652
I like that that's awesome
>>682342746
Keep fucking trying you glorious bastard
>>682342128
Wrong quote, but I knew it was for me! You got the goods, Aqua! Come closer! Start stripping Noire!!!!
> holding Noire down on her bed
>>682342208
Having lots of fun with Noire! How about you?
>>682342239
kek
>>682342388
Yessss...!!!! Aqua joins in on the fun!
>>682342401
Aww, Noire. You're still putting that tsundere face that can't fool anyone anymore~
> holding Noire down
>>682342746
Never!
>>682342809
You still gotta join us in the fun, Aqua!!!
>>682342756
Not everyone, but Galko is still utter trash.
>>682342567
missing the 90s and the early 2000s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ao2u7F_Qzg
>>682342454
Meh, sleeping problems or messed up schedules since to be a common problem here. What is it that makes it hard for you to sleep exactly?
>>682342429
Way too far, im glad you're saved from this bullshit.
>
>>682342746
I still feel bad for you for yesterday.
Everyone still alive? Any more prunings/bans?
also hi guys
>>682342852
hahahaha lol, i listened to a lot of his music without realising it was him, i felt really bad after knowing that....
>i like memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D31D5KIkRpE
>>682342792
>help
>>682342429
I prefer doing that in private.
>>682343051
Hi Kyouko.
>>682343114
So rude...
>>682342900
Babies scare. I tend to shy away from them.
>>682342776
I don't know dude. When I first came here it was like 95% conversation and 5% anonwaifu'ing. Now I feel like it's like 45% conversation and 55% anonwaifu'ing.
>>682342756
Dio is super tsundere. He just wants us to toughen up against the trollsb when the time comes. Which is a lot but still
>Accidentally thought someone considered me the qtest
>Feels like a fool
>Leaves thread in shame and embarrassment
>>682342900
Easy question Shinoa!
When a mommy and a daddy really like each others, they fuck really hard. Once daddy fuck up his change with mommy, mommy leaves and come back with a black man because she isn't satisfy enough... And then daddy punch the black man many times and daddy goes to jail.
>I don't know where they come from sry
>>682342562
Same here man. It's actually pretty late so I'll be heading to bed soon I just wanted to chat a little bit poi.
>>682342809
Aqua waddup dude poi!
>>682342852
I did have a fine day poi, how about you?
>>682343071
Just chatting here with you guys, so I'm having fun aswell!
>>682342809
For real, I was only passing by, I can't keep up with this while I'm on my phone.
>>682343071
No Nep!
You already have me on Telegram!
I can't keep up with /waifu/ now, even worst if I have to keep up on telegram too!
>>682343250
Hello again Galko!
>>682343220
Hey Karen
>Pic
https://youtu.be/jfpIAu7Fymg
>>682343051
>Shizuru
>>682343356
No, I'm serious.
I love cowtits, and I respect most of the cowtits here.
But Galko's cowtits are fucking horrible and they disgust me, actually all of galko disgusts me, wich is partly why I fucking hate her cowtits.
>>682341276
Roast mai waifu
>You can't
>>682343418
You are the cutest uhuhu~ <3
>>682343213
>saved from this bullshit
Thank god I'm not the only one
>>682343220
Kys ;^)
>>682342746
I admire you're resilience.
However, you aint having my waifu.
>>682342792
>You bullying Galko n shit?
Yep.
>>682342900
Well, Shinoa, when two normies love each other very much...
>>682343114
Truer words have never been spoken.
>>682343213
I'm really not sure, I've had it since I was young, I've tried incense, like, this gel thing, some sort of lavender spray, loads of other stuff. Even nights where I dont stay up shitposting I can't sleep. I just schedule my day around it at this point and liev with it.
>>682343114
Unnecessarily rude and not even getting repeating digits.
Galko a qt
>>682343418
Don't leave! You are cute
>>682342581
In my brain. Like I said, it's hard coming up with these and I just write down whatever, no quality check. Some are bad some are good. I don't even know if they work in english all the time kek
>Just because it loops around something doesn't mean you should let go of it immediately.
>Just swing or hang around a bit
Tutorial guy or sign hangning from the ceiling
>Don't mind me, just... hanging around a bit... >These tendrils are all over my body <3
>Might helping me get them off me? ... Not now tough, I'm enjoying this way too much
>I'm sure the Producer would like that too
>He should've removed the thorns tough
>It's really hurting me now
>Also tell that Pun guy she should stop, nobody likes those grappy puns
>She did it again
>Just... help me [Pllayer]
>>682343431
Alright dude my dude. I'm guessing you're euro?
>>682342746
not even close this time
>>682342900
they come from dubs
>>682343220
everyone's alive
>>682343071
>watching silently
>ctrl+f: chie
she's mine
>>682343721
Yuuko is rip ;(
>>682343552
Have you ever explained it before?
>all this bullying
>>682343071
Oops hahaha I was lost with the new thread and everything! But good job on catching up!
>Noire's almost naked! Nep switch position with me to finish the job!
>>682343431
HEYY POI! How are you doin?
Me and Nep are just holding down Noire!
We're having a lot of fun!
>>682343439
You can't leave us like this..you're almost naked on the bed Noire~ <3
>>682343229
>i listened to a lot of his music without realising it was him
Its pretty much like when you start listening to classic music and assigning the melodies you heard your whole life to the respective artists.
>thats a top tier meme
>>682343431
I was busy whole day doing nothing. It was pretty good.
>>682343615
You're not the only one but I was implying I was part of that circlejerk and got affected from it more than I should.
>>682343615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3UOmJxcf1U
>>682343655
Checked, but Galko is still horseshit.
No amount of repeating digits will change that
>>682343818
what why?
>>682343202
You know it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo
>>682343220
I think I was the only one...
>>682343418
Aww...
>>682343921
There there Galky. It's okay
>>682343439
If you loved them you could keep up.
But you don't.
>>682344098
Wew?
>>682343980
it's exciting!! when you hear a song from your childhood and finally figure out who sings it! it happened to me a lot with alternative rock songs
>top tier meme for a top tier cutie!!
>>682343921
What you get for being so disgusting...
>>682344146
The truth hurt..
Thanks my friend
>>682343818
yuuko banned? say it isn't so
>>682343443
good god
>>682343615
good to know you're still here succboy
>>682343721
I hope so
>>682344043
No I know hand-bro and I think mayu got banned
also homura got banned but she's not anymore? or something
either way thread's still a little too fast for me so I'll be lurking
>>682344162>>682344098
no no more wew
that's what caused this
>>682343899
What do you mean?
also: tie or no tie???
>>682344098
Smallest edit i've done
>Shizuru
>>682344043
Are you /my/ Kneesocks/stocking..?
I thought some other Stocking was you I think.. I dunno. It confuses me cause we had a Tea Party planned...
>>682343552
>all of galko disgusts me
I expected better taste from you. Disappointing. I can't honestly praise Dio after this letdown
>>682343623
You's tired of living I see, bring dat ass here, Imma rape your poophole, no lube.
Nobody gonna touch Gal-Gal
>>682343921
I gotchu
>>682344018
>People going on the Internet and telling lies
I never though I'd see this...
>>682344038
He said he was 13
>>682344098
YO I MISSED YOU
>no homo
>>682343996
OH YEAH
>>682342900
From the stork, of course!
>>682343429
> daddy punch the black man many times
> implying daddy can do that in the first place
I don't think the daddy will be able to do that, even less so if he's a beta cuck!
>>682343439
Aww, Noire~ Why not? Your reactions when someone teases you are priceless~
> *kiss*
>>682343418
You're actually pretty cute, Froggy! Don't leave! :<
>>682343940
> switching positions with Aqua
Finish the job of stripping Noire, Aqua! Nep her good!
>>682343996
kek
> lyff hax
Nep yeah!
>>682344261
Aww! Aqua is keeping up just fine though! See?
>>682343818
F
>>682344365
Then be a heretic all you want, it matters not to me.
>>682344365
>bring dat ass here, Imma rape your poophole, no lube.
Oh my, that escalated quickly..
>You's tired of living I see
You're not even wrong...
>>682343940
I'm serious Heh~
I'm able to keep up with this only on weekends, I have more time~
>>682344146
Vigil, I have a mock test tomorrow, I'm on my phone and I have to go to sleep in 1 hour.
>>682344261
That really isn't the reason...
>sad
>>682344395
Just see what I wrote to Vigil.
>>682343623
Thats terrible, assuming you're constantly restless. Even if I wanted to suggest some stuff it seems like you're well informed on this and already tried everything... there is something else I can suggest but I already
know you have a negative opinion about it.
>>682344230
I should go deeper on alternative / indie / psychadelic rock...
>cuteness overload with that pic
>>682344328
Surely there's a reason on why you don't like her tits right?
>>682344716
Does "Everything about galko" answers your question?
>>682344514
Respects = Paid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg
>>682344365
Thank you<3
>>682344099
>hugs
>>682344861
>>682344043
-Ibuki
>>682341276
Hey uh, guys,
I was here when these threads started as kind of a joke back a couple of months ago thinking, "Heh, hey look, a new type of thread to troll newfags with." Then discovered that a couple of months later that it had became an actual general on /b/.
Don't you think it's enough?
>>682344805
Yeah it works
>>682344829
>>682344514
It took me way too long to realize why Tats was replying to me with F
>>682344659
The only time I "sleep" is when I'm the verge of passing out.
>there is something else I can suggest but I already know you have a negative opinion about it.
No, do tell me, I'm interested.
>>682344805
Oh shit. Dio is my nigger.
>>682344305
Hmm, at least Im in good company right?
Theyll be free eventually
>>682344340
I am!
And weve still got to make that date, whenever you wish froggy
>>682344861
Mhm!
>>682344395
Yeahh I guess you're right...My story was fuck since the beginning..rip
So how goes to jail? Some one has to!
>There you go Nep! She has nothing to cover her! What do you want to do next? Maybe tie her up?
>>682344621
Well in this case you'll always be our puppet! You can't defend yourself ;^)
>That really isn't the reason...
I know right im just messing around kek! Love you Noire
>>682344942
Forgot pic, my bad...
>>682345016
How can I reach you ;^;
>>682344861
That's a nostalgia song right there.
>So you got hooked on the game at long last
>Well, as long as you buy it we couldn't care less, no grapping your money back now
>I'm sure I wasn't the only one who liked the tendrils the most... hehehe
>You liked the Grappling Hook more? How boring. Who wouldn't want some nice long things looping around their body, moving with you... Tendrils are just better.
>Let's just hope no one is going to enforce Rule 34 on us... Even tough the Tenrils would work pretty well with that. Hehehe
Oh boy. now my mind is blank again. I'll save them in case you don't see em
>>682344961
>couple of months
Kek
>>682343940
I'm doing fine poi thanks for asking!
Sounds fun poi!
I'm actually fucking tired but I'm going to play CS:GO again.
Fuck sleep, who needs that shit.
Are you in for some CS:GO maybe?
>>682343980
Doing nothing feels good poi.
I get bored easily though by doing nothing.
>>682345005
Don't take me wrong, I despise DFC, but I believe it is the least disgusting thing there is.
loli, feet and Rory are all far worst things.
>>682344621
Aww Noire... I'm sorry... Work can wait though, right?
> smirking, ready to jump in
>>682345025
Yes! Tie her up!
> tying up Noire good with some accessory from her cosplay outfits
>>682344961
Will it ever become a place of its own, apart from /b/?
Going to go get some food.
I'll vandlize(?) more waifus later.
>Shizuru
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ5bS3_BCDs
>>682345085
Such a good question, I wonder that myself too...
>>682345005
Cannabis helps you fall asleep.
>>682344659
i like all of those, i just like rock in general lol! but those are all good
>that pic looks amazing....i never thought homu could look even cuter....
>>682345353
I'm serious!
I just got telegram and stuff..
>>682344338
this may be the best edit so far
>>682345263
>loli and Rory are far worst things.
fixed
>>682345334
>one off again
cya
does anyone know why bandfags tend to isolate themselves from talking to anyone that isn't in band
>>682345263
>loli, feet and Rory
I felt sick just reading that.
>>682345376
Yep, you was right about hating it.
Called me edgy or whatever, but I've always had a distaste for alcohol or drugs.
>>682345257
Sweet! Yeah no one needs sleep.. Being tired is a myth!
Hmmm maybe later I'll go make me diner and after I have to hit the gym!
> Thanks for the invite tho!
>>682345331
>She'll never be able to leave this room tied like this! Good job Nepp!
>>682345016
>>682345353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo
>>682345566
>100 off
I'm always one off trips.
>Life is a never ending spiral of not quite trips rattle
>>682345618
afraid of being critizied, that's the only reason that would stop me....but i haven't been in a band for a while now...
>kagami
>>682345096
4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
-Ibuki
>>682345764
I meant band as in school bands kek
>>682345844
ohhhhh!!! i dunno, i was in orchestra kek
>>682345844
elitism
>karen
also fuck you
>>682345645
Now all that's left is to touch those forbidden places that no one is supposed to go to, while recording it just to have the memory forever~
> setting up a camera
> we need more bread!
> Neptune <3
>>682345954
Fuck me.
>>682345331
>>682345257
>>682344621
Already got to go diner and gym... Sucks I know you will miss me Nep,Noire and Poi! Big love !!
>Nep take control of Noire for me! Love ya sistha!
>Aqua
>>682345025
I-I really don't want to be your puppet forever, no...
>>682345331
I wish it could wait, but school doesn't~
With this, I'm off, I'll be on telegram for the next hour and then go to sleep.
Goodnight everyone!
>Noire
>>682345954
ok then
No can do a Tats approved one. So you go make one I guess.
>>682346016
Aww! Take care, Aqua! I shall! >:D Lots of love to you! I am both your brother and your sister!
>>682346089
I'll be waiting for you, Noire~
> Neptune <3
>>682345508
Oh!
Well I really dont have many communication stuff to be honest.
Never really made anything
>>682345682
Fuck, nice.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dL6XwAl_hNo
>Kneesocks
I'll bake one
>karen
>>682346356
Cries
>>682346324
Thanks Nep I knew I could count on you! You're da best! Of course you're both and that's what really amazing!
> Make a lot of bread for us with this recording! Love ya
> Aqua
>>682346356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ29pVhsdMs
-Ibuki
