Waifu claiming thread. >ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!
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Waifu claiming thread.
>ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>get a bag of doritos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tip your fedora
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
We have survived our first siege
>>682332909
>claimed
uncle Brad is bad
Akiko claim
>>682332898
Thanks Meqtin, I didn't finish it though, some parts are missing and there's no color. I think this tooke me maybe an hour or so
Dio-sama...
>>682332131
I would need a car to arrive and not be sweaty, as opposed to riding my bike to work.
>>682332569
That's why I think of Vert, and when I see your hair color too!
>>682332898
I know, right?!
> Neptune claimed!
Best type moon claimed
>>682332697
No prob, man.
>>682332131
I'm sorry for a lot of American Music.
And The Sound of Music is an old movie, about a family, the Von Traps I think, running away when the Nazi's annexed Austria. And some stuff with their new Nanny who taught everyone how to love music and all that.
>>682332216
Shit!
Pics?
>>682332466
I will post one butt, that is all
>>682332535
Similar in Wisconsin, we had snow three weeks ago
>>682332569
Oh, same. Going to play Magic later, but just avoiding studying now
>if I don't think about it, it can't hurt me, right?>>682331929
Yeah, maybe him a druid? You can do some stuff like that wild shaped, and actually be worth doing
>>682332594
Would you die for them?
>>682332547
Good luck, I wonder how long will it take you to quit.
>>682332569
Its not like I have another option... after dropping out of college I need to succeed here at least.
>>682332909
ITT: AUTISM
The friction from my D-pad has rubbed my thumb raw again. I will have a mountain callus yet.
>>682333087
He likes to play games.
>>682332834
Kek sorry spiderman
>>682332970
Oh damn
>>682333040
I can't help but think of my favorite strategic series, total war when you said seige
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiBG6vuLrzY
>>682333100
>>682333133
>>682333144
>3-in-a-row
The magic of /waifu/ has blessed us
>>682333306
>I can't help but think of my favorite strategic series, total war when you said seige
Favorite entry?
>>682333357
Ofc Dio is in the middle.
Bored.
Bored.
Bored.
>>682333163
well at least you get snow over there, the snow melts before it reaches us so we end up with cold and damp weather.
sachi claim
>>682333163
Unfortunately not
rip
>>682333276
They're not always fun games
>>682331280
>I liked him as Izuru
Me too. But it doesn't look like that we'll see more of him. Or maybe we will. The "Despair Volume" is supposed to be a prequel so it's possible.
I really, really hope that the concept art is not how Ultimate Despair looks coming out of the program. Hopefully their personalities have taken a change as well.
Anyways. I need to go. Take care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZb20NinCs
>>682333493
>Yuuko is kill
F
>>682333163
Never heard of that movie, and don't be sorry for something you don't make kek
On a side note, this... Yaoi I'm reading is absolute bullshit... I'll never buy a Yaoi again just because it has a trap on the cover.
Best mage claimed~
>>682333100
>tfw you can mess up stickmen
>>682333608
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZb20NinCs
What the fuck is garbage? I meant this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfzJfJUYuiw
>>682333605
I cry a lot.
>>682333357
/waifu/ is a special place, isn't it? Someone should compile it~!
>>682333323
#1 in the imaginary world! Neptune is always #1! Protagonist of protagonists!
>>682333473
I guess he kinda made it happen, huh?
>>682333493
Tomoki is back! How can you be bored with so much good stuff to do?!
>>682333649
Kuroneko is back!
>>682333610
What happen?
Cirno claim
>>682333663
Yuri > Yaoi.
>>682333493
>rattles
>>682333579
Oh yeah, Australia. Snow gets annoying really fast. You have to keep shoveling it
>>682333605
Oh well.
And he kept touching me and I hated it!
>>682333663
Worth a watch, the music is nice, and you may get more out of it, being Austrian and all
How is it bullshit?
>>682333163
Happily!
Kneesocks claimed
>>682333819
he said he was 13
>>682333608
see you, it's been a pleasure talkin to you
>>682333887
damnit, almost double-trips!!
Who got?
>>682333888
>>682333473
>implying these gets can happen without Dio in them
>>682333752
How do you mess up with stickmen?
>>682333787
not me, that (You) in there would look so obnoxious
>>682333036
Hey, what's up superior Maka?
>>682333040
And how the fuck is it going syndra
Claimed.
Also, where the fuck is Kagami?
Hey niggas im back!
How's everyone doin?
Best waifu claimed~
Yo Vlad claim on mobile so I can only claim and lurk
>>682333787
He is our lord and saviour of repeating integers.
>>682333775
>everyone else has gotten 1 hickey pic but i got 2
what are you doing nigger
>>682333948
I shot an old man in the kneecaps.
I SHOT AN OLD MAN IN THE KNEECAPS.
>Shizuru get!
>Nice and clean edition
>>682333965
Yuuko...
See you in 5 years.
>>682333998
You must prove that Cirno is the strongest by getting at least trips now.
>>682333955
I can arrange that...
>>682333922
False
>>682334113
I let the beat drop like old people with polio!
>>682334087
>mfw Ruri did it first
>>682333979
You too.
>>682333787
I meant a different kind of #1...
>>682334068
Good question... he said today he would probably get off work earlier than usual.
>>682333415
Sappers in Rome but mostly ladders if available since it doesn't burn down like the tower and ram if that's what you meant. Artillery is a good choice too for empire and up
>>682333493
Have a good wank
>>682333819
b&. He said he was 13 so mods fucked him.
Will see in 30 days I guess, if he doesn't appeal or evade it.
>>682333998
damnit, what the fuck?! I one off from double trips AGAIN?!
Who
>>682333999
>>682334284
*see him
>>682334268
Best titties in my book
>>682334022
Me too I wonder how...
>I suck at drawing, never passed any art class
>>682334444
>>682334281
Meant more like entry to the series.
>>682334113
I put a possibly scandalous red mark on people's neck when the neck is visible enough, I've drawn one on most of the pics actually.
>>682334087
Got that full version right here for ya
>>682333922
True. The Yuri I have are a lot more relatable. I guess that's how it's supposed to be...
>even tough they're still dumb, they're less dumb than those fucking Yaois
>>682333948
Hmm... maybe I'll watch it. Just I saw so many Movies of WW2 during history class it kinda gets boring.
It's not logical. They don't have a time where the characters are building up love, it's rushed and they just fuck around.
The Yuri has more build up to love than the Yaoi.
>and then men are the perverts
>>682334444
4
>>682334239
Of course you could, but I wont go down wiyhout a fight!
>>682334418
Oh. The first rome
>>682334245
But did Ruri did it with less than a second difference between post?
>>682332909
>>682334444
>>682334393
>>682334207
Holy fucking metric shite, I did it... and at a busy time of day, that's STRONG AS FUCK!!
>>682334031
It was an alright +2 hours.
What are you up to?
>>682334159
Rip.
>>682334444
Nice.
>>682334444
Oh shit BOOOOOIIIIIII
>>682334391
>>682334444
Well then
I see how it is.
>>682334031
I'm chilling now, after doing almost nothing at all. I signed up for a 5k race in two weeks, if I do well, I'll (brag) tell you all
And you Marie Rose? You must be busy
>>682334444
>>682333922
Nep yes!
>>682334022
Aww, come on!
>>682334072
Hey Aqua! Welcome back! Noire is being a good girl right now~ I'm having a whole lot of fun with her.
>>682334268
Different kind? What kind?
> surprised
>>682334556
That's a very complicated waifu.
>>682333948
It really gets that bad? I couldn't imagine constantly shoveling snow just to open my front door.
>>682334613
Kek
>>682334579
2 hours of what? Celebration may - international masturbation month
Thread's too fast right.
>Shizuru
concerning Yuuko's death...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
:^) but for real though he'll be missed ;(
>>682334239
(thats actually really fucked up)
Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when they see my dick
>>682334444
Well played.
>>682334613
Well... Its....ummm yeah but still.....
>>682334444
national checkem service dropping in.
>>682334239
>False
Gay as fuck.
>>682334562
You have restored her honor.
>>682334444
Impressive
>>682334648
What time are you aiming for?
>>682334797
F
>>682334391
Thank you <3
>>682334694
The breast kind.
>>682334444
>QUADS
>>682334648
Oh nice. Good for you Emi. I'm not doing fuck all right now. Just got engaged though
>>682334694
Heyyy NEP!! Thanks!
Don't tell me you're still with her? isn't she getting tired or something?
it's been an honor fapping with you bros tonight. til next time
>>682334126
>editing rattlfies
>>682334712
daily masturbation is healthy
>>682334392
I like to think I'm good at drawing but literally every artist on the internet is better than me, which makes you feel like a talentless heap of shit
>>682334694
Take the screenshots and send them to me, not gonna compile with that egotrip (You) in there
>>682334916
I was waiting for you to witness it, am not disappointed.
>>682334797
liek dis if u cri evertiem.
>>682334762
pleb
>>682334874
Below 25 mins
>>682334916
I know you are engaged, don't say it too much, I'm already jealous
The wedding is in only a few months, right?
>>682334444
Oh holy what? Every fucking time
>>682334987
Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.
No one gives better pats than hand-kun.
Absolutely nobody can outrun Emi. No one
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>682335109
>>682335002
Go on pixiv and instantly feel better about your artistic skills, I do that and I can't even draw a thing without a ruler.
>>682335109
Solid goal. I've always preferred longer distances though
Qott
Whatcha listenin to ladies?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQMXfFm-sKY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jo34VhfcetU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1v_qm1okshk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk
>>682334613
The Rurus!
>>682335173
>maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.
Keep dreaming.
>>682335002
If you're a talentless heap of shit compared to them, what the fuck am I?
>>682334444
Wew
>>682334900
And dubs confirms
>>682335002
Think of it this way. Most of us can do sticks with different expressions at best
>>682335173
Can I broke if I masturbate too often?
With great masturbation comes great swag, but too much swag isn't good..
>>682334987
You know, surprisingly fitting. Almost like an old west villain
>>682335363
Mmm image
>>682335376
Yui gets it.
kagami claimed, helloooo everyone!!
>>682335363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZawvHe72xJg
>>682334762
>saved
Thanks.
>>682335550
Finally! Was getting a bit worried since you said you could come earlier today, did something happen?
>>682335355
>checked
Thanks, I'll check it out
>>682335437
not trying, if you do it for an education like me you tend to give it some value
>>682335450
Yea I realize I am better than some but still I wish I could be better
>>682334442
Same with me and movies about the Jim Crow South. I grew up in Tennessee
I've noticed that too, annoys me
>>682334701
Wisconsin. It all gets blown back into the driveway
>>682334874
Your point?
>>682335550
Hey!
>>682335506
>>682335550
Hey~ how was your briefs?
>>682335550
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear. Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
>>682335686
w-worried??? im sorry! i didn't mean to make you worry....nothing happened!! im okay how are you doing homu??? i hope well
>>682335330
Saving that. Thanks!
>>682335173
<3
>>682335355
I prefer 5ks only because "going fast" is kinda my thing, I don't have the patience required to keep a pace for too long without sprinting
Have you run any 10k?
>>682335363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qrRzNidzIc
>>682335882
Im super fine, specially now that you're here yada yada.
>>682335712
hi! frankenberry! how's your day??
>>682335765
hello cutie, they we're okay, lots of stuff about healthcare and stuff....
>>682335860
hahahah, is that a song??? also hi shinoa!
>>682335550
KAGAMI how have you been?!? <3
>>682335712
Maybe it's just what girls like... the fucking around with two guys...
>mfw Yuri made for Guys is more romantic than Yaoi made for Girls
This is sensational!
But I once found a really good Yaoi where they build up love nice and didn't just fuck around. I forgot the name tough. But it was beautiful and romantic.
https://youtu.be/5VBpOp5DoQk
>>682334900
Hmm... There have to be better. Yellow Heart's aren't bad at all.
>>682334968
I'm still with her, Aqua! Not on here, but in her room! <3 Having lots of Nep fun together!
>>682335468
Lack of masturbation will make your penis smaller, because the organ won't be used often.
>>682335104
This is going to be my last post for a few minutes
>>682335104
M8 I'll mever miss tripsor higher. I can smell that shit
>>682335109
We're looking into it for sept / oct.
>>682336055
lol, well that's good! did your day go alright???
>>682336097
hi rikka! long time no see lol, how ya been?
>>682336073
>>682335698
I ain't no artist but have you tried drawing character with poses, facial expression, giving it a look of movement if that makes sense? Maybe that'll help
>>682336073
Yes
>>682335698
>not trying
True, I like observing art more than trying to make it
> if you do it for an education
What are you studying?
>>682336073
In short, boring stuff~
I have to go to work now. See ya guys.
>>682336239
s-so heavy.....here....this is what you want, right??
>>682336307
which song is that?? sounds good
>>682335895
qt
>>682336162
>Thaere have to be better
;-;
>>682335712
Point being that Yuri is better because cute girls doing cute things beats boys. Not to say you can't do a well made "bromance" show like Nichibros or kromartie high school but yaoi subtext is far rarer in those.
>>682335895
Funnily enough I can't think of any 10km, only real race runs I do is an annual 13km and a half marathon, I've been aiming at a full marathon for a couple of years but irl keeps getting in the way of proper training.
>>682336373
>Thaere
I meant There, my bad.
>>682336359
Peace dude
>>682336369
You don't like rap tho lol
>>682335550
Hey, why'd you keep me waiting?
>>682335523
>Two for the price of one!
>Shizuru
Maybe there is time to switch tunings in that song
>>682336369
>>682336307
I could show heaps more but yea I draw stuff all the time
>>682336337
Art isn't for all. This I know.
I hate painting and photography but I still like paintings and photos
>>682336162
Yeah that's what I thought I couldn't find her in here! Atleast you're taking care of her in your room I like that<3
OKK... so that's why I should really start masturbating everyday! Thanks for the advice nep~
>>682336337
sigh.....yeah...tomorrow i have to get dressed up, stupid briefs....
>>682336528
well that one sounded okay lol, i dunno how the music goes
>>682336555
w-waiting??? what do you mean??
Last picture belongs to me
>>682336163
I think if nonuplets surged here you would leave your work or something and rush home just to witness it and post an according webm.
>>682336210
Was good, didn't do anything special between the last time we talked.
>>682336645
I missed you, it's been a while.
>152 images
What the fuck?
>Akiko
>>682336667
Void you say?
>>682336600
>>682336780
I have a feeling you were looking at the replies number.
>Dio
>>682336780
Wrong counter there bud.
>>682336822
You read correctly
I expected the thread to go faster though, usually my internet is shit
>>682336915
>>682336925
Good thing the thread is over and no one has to see this
I should go to sleep
>Akiko
>>682336210
I have been okay, work has been a bitch lately. Working like 8 to 9 hours a day so super tiring. How have you been my bb?
>Rikka
