Ask a girl anything
for no reason
just bored
Favorite movie?
tits or gtfo
Lies there aren't women on the internet
>>682328693
Exactly
Tits or gtfo
>mfw 300+ replies and no tits
ever been to a turkish prison?
>>682328693
/thread
I'm gonna need proof
it is a clock. the numbers represent each facet of men and women, and the cyclical nature of life and death. the 3s at the top and bottom are heaven and hell, the left side is life right now, the right side is this life in reverse. the 2s are women, the 1s and 3s on the right and left side are men.
the 2s are meant to represent the constant nature of women, and the difference between the 1s is "good" men and "bad" men (in a sexual respect. men who want sex and men who don't).
the numbers are symbolic also for the importance of each gender in their respective lives. on the right side men are more important since they are farther from being similar to heaven and hell ( 1 is farther from 3 than 2), and on the left side since it is this life in reverse the men who were 1s before are now 3s and are identical to heaven and hell and 2s are instead the superior number.
In this life men are better; on the other side women are better. we balance each other out. the 1 that is being pointed to represents me and my being a "good" man because I do not want to enjoy life, but I used to be a "bad" man and I would've been pointed at the lower 1.
How does Scrooge McDuck dive headfirst into all his money without sustaining any kind of injury?
>>682328523
is it fun to have boobs to play with all the time?
Playing any videogames these days?
>>682328523
how many do u know og girls that have sendt nudes. and have u ever sendt any?
would you date someone who kills himself every week?
If it has to be a question... Tits or GTFO?
>>682328990
Whassat then?
Why won't my baby drink his milk?
Why is he so cold?
>>682328929
he got that technique
>>682329216
Subnautica.
(Streamed a new game for five hours tonight).
>>682328523
What's something I could do for my girlfriend that she'll love? I know everyone's different but I know she'd like anything I do for her, I just don't really know what right now.
So a better question I guess is what's something you'd really love if your boyfriend did it for you?
>>682328612
My favorite movie is probably hot rod
>>682328823
no
>>682328947
more fun since ive gained 50 pounds since starting at my 4-year university. i used to have b-cups now ive got nearly d's
>>682328990
i have recently played the last of us and undertale just to see the hype. had fun during both. fallout 4 has gotten boring for me
>>682329132
i know girls that have sent nudes. i myself, have not
>>682329162
how can someone kill himself every week? isnt it just a one-time thing?
>>682329241
is it breast milk or formula? some babies dont take to certain brands of formula. and babies cannot have control over their body temperature due to i guess a lack of body fat? and muscle. after all, muscle produces heat.
>>682328523
Be my gf will ya
>>682328523
ARE YOU A FAGGOT?
>>682329821
how do you feel about them hitting your knees all the time?
>>682329484
I would love it if my boyfriend would plan a "get-away" trip. take me out of town for 2-3 days. doesnt have to be far, or to anywhere expensive. just a change of scenery and some alone time, away from the stressful daily hustle and bustle back home.
>>682328523
Did you know that i can ansver all questions better than you, though im a boy ?
>>682329821
Everyone usually has their fun with Bethsoft games.
>>682329906
the only question that matters
>>682329917
they dont sag that far yet, but they are definitely hurting by back a little, and the boob sweat is going to become a problem as the weather gets hotter.
>>682330027
Thanks, that actually sounds like a great idea. I'll look into it!
>>682330059
i do now. go make your own thread then, bud
Still not seeing tits.
Have you seen Chef ?
What do your tits look like?
>>682330162
>hurts
>massive boob sweat
Explain again why you think its a good thing to have huge boobs, except for attracting 12yo boys
>>682330182
so glad i could help you!
>>682329821
Do you have a boyfriend?
>>682330239
Naa its ok bro
>>682328523
If you've ever had experience with a penis that gets thicker at the shaft rather than the same girth the whole length, how does it effect sex?
() rather than II
>>682328523
Would you rather have fast growing facial hair/slow growing pubic hair, or fast growing pubic hair/slow growing facial hair?
>no tits
>no timestamp
And yet you faggots entertain this shit. Newfags
Still no tits, yet plenty of desperate guys only replying because femanon
>>682328523
when did you take last 3 shits?
please be as possible as accurate - day/hour/minute.
>>682330308
i dont think its a good thing. i am actively trying to lose my weight, and hopefully go down in cup size again.
>>682330360
i do not. did in high school, nothing too serious, before we both went seperate ways for uni
>>682330162
Ikr i hate boob sweating i have lots of acne in that zone.
How tall are you?
>>682330370
Im sorry, let me ask a quion, what is the daughter called in the award winning comedy show "married with children" called?
>>682329162
Alexia?
>>682330563
m'lady
>>682330563
pic of body pls
love chubby women
>>682330535
i dont know exactly..
i woke up at 7:30 ish and had to go
and i guess ill probably go again before 6:00 PM
>>682330563
So far everything you've said about yourself and the way you talk is really similar to a girl I know and it's kinda freaky.
I'm going to purposely ignore it and assume it's a coincidence though
>>682330332
Here you go.
>>682330563
I'm going to make a wild guess and assume you're exactly 18 years old
do i win a prize
>>682328523
>Ask a girl anything
Tits or gtfo
>>682330592
i am 5'3. i too am starting to get acne there lately.
never had this problem before.
>>682330759
im kinda scared to. talk me into it
Heads up, yall talking to a man and eating it up.
Real femanon here
>>682330927
No sir because I turned 19 on April 7th.
>>682330808
location? i can give you a definitive yes or no
>>682330927
Yes, here you go.
Next time, read all messages before belching.
FLAUNT THINE MAMMARIES WENCH
>>682330927
Yes, you win this picture.
>>682328523
>>>682328612
>My favorite movie is probably hot rod
>>>682328823
>no
>>>682328947
>more fun since ive gained 50 pounds since starting at my 4-year university. i used to have b-cups now ive got nearly d's
>>>682328990
>i have recently played the last of us and undertale just to see the hype. had fun during both. fallout 4 has gotten boring for me
>>>682329132
>i know girls that have sent nudes. i myself, have not
>>>682329162
>how can someone kill himself every week? isnt it just a one-time thing?
>>>682329241
>is it breast milk or formula? some babies dont take to certain brands of formula. and babies cannot have control over their body temperature due to i guess a lack of body fat? and muscle. after all, muscle produces heat.
So you're a fat bitch? No body likes fat bitches, WEEEEEE!!!
>>682330952
>acne - sweating
solved - talcum powder.
>>682328523
who the fuck are you?
Why are you on /b/ or this website at all? What is it about these boards that draws you in despite the fact that you're actively hated/hunted by the male populace?
>>682330952
here u go Baby
now show us dat body and don't forget to timestamp
>>682331064
Time stamp that shit.
>>682331064
timestamp on those hooters
>>682331064
Timestamp, or gtfo
>>682331835
>filename
kek
>>682330952
Well it's not like anyone will recognize you since you said you used to be skinnier but gained weight recently.
And you don't have a boyfriend and don't send nudes, so it's not like anyone is familiar with your body. It'll be impossible for anyone to recognize you.
Plus you seem like a qt so far
>>682331957
Exactly. All these desperate newfags will eat it up though
>>682331064
You've forgot the low quality timestamp, femanon...
>>682328523
Do you want to make money by sending me videos of you farting fully clothed? Because I will pay you for that.
>>682331086
Southern California?
>>682331992
Stop
>>682332063
Summer is coming
>>682331835
Timestamp you whore
>>682332125
what are you, gay?
>>682332167
Yep
>>682328523
What do you find sexy? Do you like anything strange/interesting like ponies or furries?
>>682331992
thanks anon.
i will reward you in a minute....
>>682332100
no thank you
>>682332109
i wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but sadly no.
>>682332275
What anon do you not like it ;)
>>682332319
No im just not an idiot
>>682332366
I like watching guys masturbate
>>682332407
fuck off with ur Fakes nigger
>>682331228
>So you're a fat bitch? No body likes fat bitches, WEEEEEE!!!
>>682332648
Geez anon its like you dont want me to put more up :( your loss then
>>682332404
fuck off bitch
tits with timestamp or gtfo whore cunt
SAGE!
>>682328523
As a woman, what's the farthest you've gone to satiate your cravings for attention?
>>682332407
Fake lol
Inb4 clear your notifications and stop charging at 100%
>>682332752
We don't like autistics here...
OP
Why do women think that their inability to communicate is something men have to adapt to?
Why can't women take responsibility for ANYTHING they do. It always comes down to a man to take responsibility for her actions.
EG. He cheated, his fault, he's an asshole
She cheated, his fault, he's an asshole.
What the fuck is wrong with you and when will you grow up?
>>682332752
u stupid moron
i want OC and not some bullshit nudes
if I want to fap i watch porn but right now I want OP to show her body
>>682332888
Yet there are at least 40ish posters waiting for femanon op to come back. Yall autistic as fuck
>>682332991
>her
Hahaha, you do realize it is a man right?
>>682332801
no shit you fucking autist
of course you're on mobile, you couldn't see the fucking filenames that blatantly showed it was fake.
>>682328523
How long on hormones? I'm going on 3 years
>>682332991
>>682333103
>>682333103
ofc i know and OP is full of shit
so let him prove it or sage and summon spidey
>>682332404
Damn I would've laughed hard if you were her. I live pretty close to her and have been wanting to hang out, so this would be a perfect opener for me to talk to her again.
SoCal isn't anything special though, it gets old after a while and everyone here is an asshole
>>682333325
Funny how op hasnt said anything in awhile, guess she got busy. Kek
Just sitting here waiting on some time stamped titties
>>682328523
Why are you making such an autistic thread?
>>682333433
Stop
>>682333528
What are you, gay?
>>682333325
do people call eachother newfags on funnyjunk?
wow
>>682331835
that file name tho
kek
>>682333587
No im just not an idiot
>>682333492
here are my tits now shut up...
>>682333433
especially awkward considering you have now seen my tits!
>>682333466
im here
>>682333182
Cyem down pal
Text me. 4804527997
>>682333757
Thanks fam
>>682333781
since theyre up, rate pls
>>682333781
Nice
>>682333182
You can change the fucking filename and you can read it on mobile you absolute aids baby
>>682333781
>"I'm Real"
for a moment it seemed "Bin Raden"
>>682333781
>>682333980
Suckable small nips/10
No weird ass bumps/10
Good tits/10
>>682333781
now some pussy or asshole
can't wait to print it out and cum on you
cmon OP let me cum
would bang your chubby body 24/7
>>682333781
I want sex with you wild babe
>>682333781
>pic obviously edited if you look at the corners
oh yes OP we believe you
>>682333781
Damn, that's actually pretty hot.
Your camera is practically a toaster but from what I can see you're 8 or 9/10.
You should show your face
>>682328523
STUFF YOUR PANTIES IN YOUR PUSSY AND TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
>>682334202
Here you go!
>>682328523
Does size matter? Fellow 4 incher here
>>682334224
Exactly
>but but reverse image search
Yeah, thats why op edited the edges
>>682334224
she blanked it out because she's a paranoid fuck who thinks we'd recognize her room most likely
>>682334439
Damn dude, youre thirsty huh?
>>682334224
im paranoid and dont want anyone seeing my dorm room or recognizing me. damn nothing is good enough for you people!
>>682334202
>>682334216
>>682334286
i hope you all are meaning what you say, cuz if so my confidence is boosted lol
>>682328523
ok, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682334404
Ewwww yours is even shorter than mine
>>682333781
do you like anal sex or cum swallowing?
ideal penis size etc
>>682333781
Tits seem suckable, you don't seem like a stick (which is good), and your hand writing is pleasant I'd rate 8.5/10
>>682334839
fagit, she ain't your pornwaifu
>>682334517
ofc bby we would Gangbang/rape you hard
sexy titties and nice Skin u got
now show us that tight little pussy and your round ass
>>682334839
not that anyone is even going to believe me but i am a virgin if you dont count oral.
i did suck my old bf's dick 2x and swallowed once, the only time i didnt was the 1st time i did it and i wasnt prepared for the taste and consistency.
>>682328523
Do you hate niggers?
>>682334517
I'd read really hit that so show me home more
>>682334990
my gf likes anal, cums hard from it
>>682328523
What's a girl?
All i know is that they are disgusting and ugly ewwww
>>682328523
Breasts or leave the premises
>>682334517
Yeah, for real those are perfect tits. I'd say otherwise if they weren't, this is /b/ after all.
How's your ass?
>>682335070
i dont but i grew up in TN and my family as a whole is very racist so i know i would be disowned if i tried to date a black guy--or mexican.
>>682335059
man idk it took all my courage just to post that 1 pic...
>>682328523
Boobs or leave
>>682328523
Mammaries or exit the website
>>682328523
Knockers or take a hike
>>682335070
yes
>>682335379
>>682335329
already posted brethren
>>682329906
OP here
I'm a very hot latina lesbo so fuck my ass hard
>>682333781
>>682335329
>>682328523
Hooters or turn off your computer
>>682335323
You looked Mexican in the tit picture though, your skin's fairly tanned. You should just show face
>>682335323
cmon Sweety we all know u will love the attention and the thought that somebody will jerk off because of your sexy body
>>682335526
im very clearly white lol
>>682335323
childhood dream?
>>682335571
it must be the lightning. sorry for the confusion.
>>682335664
i wanted to be an opthalmologist.
Now? idk what to do with my life.
>>682335571
¡Amigo! ¿Cómo adivinaste?
>>682335288
Fucking idiot
are you already engaged
>>682335323
What is there even to be afraid of? We already know your body is hot as fuck, and it's not like anyone's going to recognize you by your ass or something
>>682328523
Very nice big b8 m8 no h8 2 ü I r8 8/8 my m8. Wanna go on a d8, pls don't be 2 l8.
>>682335776
hmm thanks for answering ... sorry to hear. i'm medfag , i know not everyone gets the chance. hope everything goes your way for what it;s worth. and nice tits, i now must jack off. out
>>682336070
>hot as fuck
translates as "naked"
>tits or gtfo
translates as "I'm a faggot"
>>>682334413
kek'd
>>682336213
thanks anon. i appreciate that,
good luck in school i believe you will do well!
and happy fapping
>>682335323
how attractive would you say your face is? Do you ever get guys flirting with you often?
Also you should take a full body picture in a mirror or something so we can get an idea of your body type and how you look
>>682336370
girls dont fap, you faget
I have a few questions
What's your height and weight?
Are you a virgin?
What are your hobbies?
And why are you on 4chan?
>>682336552
i am hesitant to post because i would say i am a 3 or 4 in the face. i have only had 1 bf and do not get hit on very often.
i will probably post full body pic later tonight--if not in this thread, then i will make another one.
>>682336763
Everyone is their own greatest critic though. The fact that you've had a bf shows you're attractive.
Plus getting hit on is rare unless you go out to bars or some shit, which you don't since you're 19. Most guys at uni lately are shy and awkward with girls they don't know too.
Why not just do it now?
>>682336692
5'3 and 176 lbs
yes virgin
i like to browse 4chan basicly.
i am here because i am shy and its hard for me to make new friends at my university so i just get on here between classes or in my down time
>>682337307
>why not just do it now?
my room mate is here. i already had to sneakily get 1 pic while she was in the kitchen. had to hide from her to take a pic
>>682337565
Bathrooms are a thing you know
>>682337374
176 isn't even fat, you're pretty much just in the stage of chubby that's cute but not overbearing. Looks like you're at the perfect spot as long as you just don't go too much over that
>>682337565
it's somewhat funny that every self-declaring girl either disappears or ends in posting own nudes - which get reposted, reddited, retweeted, dropboxmegauploaded everywhere until eternity by a neverending bunch of fappers.
>>682337374
This raises even more questions
What are you studying to be?
And still, why are you on 4chan instead of Facebook or Twitter or tumblr like most girls your age?
>>682338000
I will try the bathroom when i get a chance, she is going to be getting ready to leave for a dinner at 7:30 so hopefully then i will have a chance to get in there or get a pic in my room while she is in there or something.
and thank you. that makes me feel a little better.
>>682338000
>Bathrooms are a thing you know
nice trips, fagit.
btw, give him some time to search for some old "pics you promised you wouldn't share" thread.
>>682338268
i do have a FB, but dont really actively post on there. i can't pretend to be successful or happy online as well at the rest of them can
and right now im not sure what to major or minor in so i am just undeclared and taking my math and history and stuff.
>>682337374
I'm amazed at how people don't just make friends on Steam and Skype. Really not that difficult.
>>682338329
URRRGH... didn't you have to take a shit at 6pm ?
you're late on turd schedule!
Do women have souls?
Every time I lock eyes with them I only see a parasitic abyss staring back.
Very rarely do they have that divine spark of life.
>>682338551
Kek. Youre killing me anon
>>682338679
im ok and content with the few friends i have back in TN that i visit every now and again
>>682338740
i like to think that i have a soul but i cant speak for all women.
>>682339044
Let me see your eyes.
Find a way to lose your virginity, shyness should disappear after that.
>>682338607
You seem like a pretty cool girl, and you got nice tits to boot, are you on here for the porn? I bet it's the porn
Do you have any secrets you wanna share with a bunch of strangers?
And what are you attracted to? I'm curious
>>682328523
What is the biggest turn off for you when "studying" a man or woman.
>>682328523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_oJAAXSJCc
>>682338679
How do I even make friends on steam or skype
what do I need to do
>>682339135
didn't know virginity was an illness
>>682338329
What kind of guys do you like? Or more specifically, what things do you see in certain guys that attracts you to them?
>>682339562
Depends on how you look at it. I wouldn't want to be a virgin at 19.
>>682340020
>another porn addict obsessed with throwing away his virginity
>>682338710
>6pm
taking a shit now
>>682340020
I honestly don't really care, I kinda chose to be a virgin.
I don't think I'm the hottest guy on the planet, but I dress and clean up nice, and have had a lot of girls flirt with me. Even when I was a freshman I had fucking seniors asking me out. I don't understand it. University is about the same, maybe more calm.
But in all that time, I've never had sex because it's been offered to me so much. Like some of those girls literally told me flat out they crave my dick. But I just usually tease them and then say no. I think it's the fact that I say no that makes them want it harder.
I'd just rather save it for a girl that I really want and deserves my everything, rather than having it with every girl just because I can. I tend to end up being attracted to girls who don't treat me like a walking sex machine and don't think I'm hot shit. It's more of a challenge on my part and shows their independence and control of her hormones.
I'm not sure why I just blogged all of a sudden but the thread's dying anyways, so
>>682340698
Already lost it. Same time as my girlfriend it was amazing. We broke up five month ago because she had a mental breakdown and I miss making love to her.
Now I got a solid 9/10 who want to fuck me and I'm seeing her next wednesday at a party. Also good luck when people start talking about sex and you're a virgin, last we were talking about sex it got really awkward for some of my friends since they are virgins.
>>682341435
saved for future threads.
it's as if I wrote it.
thanks, anon.
>>682328523
Did Melissandre just brought back Jon Snow from the deat or something?
ask a 59 year old man anything
inb4 enlarged prostate or gtfo
>>682341435
Making love for your first time is amazing, you're right to deny those girls, I did the same and I did not regretted it when the time came.
>>682341894
I'm confused
what future thread would you even post this in
>>682342245
I appreciate that anon. I've always stuck to this anyways, but it helps to hear some confirmation since most of the time, I hear people calling me a pussy for turning girls down or saying I'm wasting good opportunities.
>>682338679
The skill of making friends on skype and steam comes from the lack of ability to make friends in real life.
>>682343031
I have neither skills, what does that make me
>>682341435
"I'm a nice guy who's always friend zoned, but I want to post something justifying my virginity while also making it seem like I'm taking the moral high ground. I WANT SEX SOO BAD"
FTFY :)
>>682343270
A faggot my friend, a faggot
>>682343270
A school shooter.
>>682328523
T ITS OR GTFO
I TS OR GTFO
T S OR GTFO
S OR GTFO
O R GTFO
R GTFO
G TFO
T FO
F O
O
>>682343834
She already posted tits you dumb fuck
>>682339562
Virginity grows back when you haven't been getting any
>>682333781
Learn to scroll, nigger. ^
>>682343834
>>682344444
Quints checked
>>682344444
Quints of truth
>>682344444
checked
>>682344444
Hholu shiert
>>682328523
Why don't you kill yourself?
>>682328523
serious question, what do you think is important or most attractive of a man to you?
>>682344777
lucky 7's confirm that quints confirm
>>682344444
QUINTS NEVER LIE
>>682345170
Ring a ding ding
>>682328523
TITS OR GTFO
>>682334347
Lol
>>682345373
You faggots never learn, do you?
r8 me
