Am I big?
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Am I big?
Can I be the boss of you now?
am i a faggot
>>682327111
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>>682326100
Get thread confirmed?
Is she pregnant?
>>682327111
Truth has been spoken
>>682326017
do /pol/fags hiddenly love afro americans ?
Am I the boss of you now?
>>682327655
do /pol/fags hiddenly love afro americans ?
>>682327775
I SAID AM I THE BOSS OF YOU NOW
>>682326017
Dewie, should I leave my office job and go and work in an Amazon warehouse?
>>682327778
>hiddenly
Do you like Reese?
Rawr Hi Dewie!! XDXD
are me and my bb going to last
Rawr XD
>>682327933
>>682327655
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>>682327111
>>682326733
>>682326100
GET THREAD CONFIRMED
Rolllllolo
>>682326017
Should I ask out the guy I like?
Is she the right one ?
>>682326017
Will i be passable?
Does Paul Blart get dubs?
>>682326017
is peter a fag?
will i get trips
am i a fag? o.o
>>682329111
Oh baby.
Is Austin gay?
>>682326017
am i going to the lab later?
>>682329111
Can I get dubs too?
it is a clock. the numbers represent each facet of men and women, and the cyclical nature of life and death. the 3s at the top and bottom are heaven and hell, the left side is life right now, the right side is this life in reverse. the 2s are women, the 1s and 3s on the right and left side are men.
the 2s are meant to represent the constant nature of women, and the difference between the 1s is "good" men and "bad" men ( in a sexual respect. men who want sex and men who don't).
the numbers are symbolic also for the importance of each gender in their respective lives. on the right side men are more important since they are farther from being similar to heaven and hell (1 is farther from 3 than 2), and on the left side since it is this life in reverse the men who were 1s before are now 3s and are identical to heaven and hell and 2s are instead the superior number.
In this life men are better; on the other side women are better. we balance each other out. the 1 that is being pointed to represents me and my being a "good" man because I do not want to enjoy life, but I used to be a "bad" man and I would've been pointed at the lower 1..
Is my dick huge?
should I end it if It doesn't get better after exams
>>682329412
Paul Blart denies it
Did I waste my life?
>>682326017
Is she evr gonna tell me how she feels?
Will we have sex soon?
>>682326017
Does she love me?
Check
>>682329579
Thanks, Dewie. That's honest
Edgar has no penis for comparison!
>>682329689
Could you tell me anything else?
Does Jon Snow live?
Do I have a chance?
>>682326017
Will I have a successful life?
>>682329925
DO I HAVE A CHANCE, JESUS CHRIST DEWIE, GET A FUCKING HEARING AID!
>>682330018
FUCK YOU DEWIE! FUCK YOU!
>>682326017
Does she want a relationship with me?
>>682330185
FOR FUCKS SAKE DEWIE! DOES SHE WANT A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME!!
Will I fuck that one girl?
>>682329969
Re-rolling
>>682330242
FUCK!
>>682330273
YES OR NO?
...fucks sake
You sure, buddy?
So I heard this was a get thread?
Does she really love me?
>>682326017
Am I going to get a job?
>>682330336
The fuck you said? Cunt, answer my first question, yes or no?
>>682329969
Re-rell
>>682330581
Are you telling the truth?
>>682330691
>>682326017
Thank you Dewie
Well I achieve what I desire?
am i aesthetic?
>>682330995
i said am i aestheticly pleasing, shid niga
i gonna find a job?
Will we get back together?
>>682326017
of course I am.
Will I get dubs?
He grew up pretty hard.
>>682326017
oh you know
Will i fuck this girl
will i get dat ass
Will the world end in 2012?
will she do it again?
Will she rub my cock?
>>682333586
rerere
>>682326017
For you
would she say yes
>>682327533
rekt
Am I the boss of you now?
>>682326017
am i gay
Did you check this dubs?
>>682334635
I said , DID YOU CHECK THIS DUBS?
>>682327879
Kek life is unfair
>>682326017
bruh i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682326017
Will I pass the AP exam tommorow?
does she actually love me?
>>682326017
will i get with her?
Will I even get a job, have sex and get married?
Should I create a Twitter account this Saturday?
>>682335632
It's okay anon I know mine doesn't either
is steve going to have sex
Should I kill myself?
>>682326017
Do you really hang around Downtown LA?
>>682337205
Should I fucking kill myself?
>>682337345
Answer the goddam question
Do you really think I'll take this seriously?
>>682337408
That's not a good answer
Will blizzard make vanilla servers?
Is she hot?
>>682337899
>>682337899
I wonder if she'd let me eat her asshole
K
Dewie, did you do this?
>>682338224
I'll ask you again Dewie, DID YOU DO IT?
>>682338289
How rude, I'll ask one more time, DID YOU FUCKING DO IT?!?!
>>682326017
Will I ever be with her?
>>682326017
are you me?
Would you lick my dick hairs that are spread across some ice cream.
Does Senne think of me in a positive way?
>>682338625
>Would you lick my dick hairs that are spread across some ice cream.
Would you lick my dick hairs that are spread across some ice cream.
>>682326017
does she like me?
>>682338688
>Would you lick my dick hairs that are spread across some ice cream.
>Would you lick my dick hairs that are spread across some ice cream.
Would you lick my dick hairs that are spread across some ice cream.
>>682330407
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
>>682338799
>Would you lick my dick hairs that are spread across some ice cream.
>Would you lick my dick hairs that are spread across some ice cream.
>Would you lick my dick hairs that are spread across some ice cream.
Would you lick my dick hairs that are spread across some ice cream.
>>682326017
For you
>>682338625
>Can you repeat the question?
>>682338688
>You're not the boss of me now
>>682338799
>You're not so big.
>>682338903
>Maybe
Kek.
>>682326017
you're a big guy?
>>682326017
Is yellow pepe my dad?
>>682339665
repeat
Is dewey my father?
>>682339688
NO LEAVING DUBS UNCHECKED
Should I get off from 4chan?
Rolli poli
>>682326017
Are my Dubs checked?
>>682326017
is it a good idea?
Will Kirsten ever like me back?
Is Banana funny?
Does Anna Like me?
>>682326017
nigga, is it a good idea
>>682326017
Do you agree that dubs are to be checked, and not forgotten?
>>682326017
Does my crush like me back?
>>682326017
Does he love me?
ROLLS
>>682340275
Does my crush like me back?
Another try
Are my dubs checked?
>>682326017
Does maggie cheish dylan with all her heart?
That's it I am finished checking dubs.
Will my father come back from the store?
>>682326017
i always hated this show
check me fam
>>682326100
>>682326733
>>682327111
The Gettening...
Would I ever have the chance of getting dubs?
Does she like me
>>682326017
Why is frankie muniz dead?
Did he ruin my dream journal?
Will I ever get laid this year. Also are you the boss of this gym?
Will I get laid dewie?
Dream journal guy, could I get dubs again?
will it work out?
Does my gf hate me?
Could you show me how to tie my noose?
Does he still love me?
Will I be a famous singer?
Will I find love
Am I going to fail?
will i get laid this year????
>>682326017
Am I bigger than OP?
Am I wasting my life by going onto this website?
Could you just end it all for me?
>>682342222
>tfw I'm nowhere near OP's size.
Check my rekt
I'm always getting one off of dubs please just end it all.
Should I get back on Dark Souls now?
>>682342222
Checked
I contemplate death every day could you just bring it for me?
>>682342584
What the fuck dumbass just answer the question: should I get back on Dark Souls?
I contemplate death everyday could you just bring it?
>>682342222
fuck yeah quad negative
>>682342703
NO FUCKING HELP I SWEAR TO GOD DEWIE.
Is nanalan my only reason to live?
I'm big no matter what I roll, stupid RNG
>>682342823
lol
Am I big
Are dubs even worth getting when the crushing weight of life is about to finish it all?
Why am I still on this thread when I could be doing other things with my life.
That's it
I am finished
I am now leaving this thread
...once I get dubs
>>682326017
rollinnnn
Am i gonna win the lottery?
>>682326017
will i lose my virginity to one of my female classmates?
>>682326017
Is he really that mad?
i will los my virginity this year?
>>682326017
Roll
>>682344498
is that a yes?
caan I have bunghole?
>>682326017
Am i retard?
>>682326017
cann i kill myself yett?
Is my weiner big
His name is Dewey you nigger. Learn your shit
>>682326017
Will she let me fuck?
How big is my pee pee?
>>682326017
am i the good
>>682335021
This is new copypasta in the making. We should enjoy this
>>682326017
Will I fail Physics?
>>682329292
9292
Quads
Should I tell them who I am?
>>682326017
am I a big guy for u?
Should I buy a lottery ticket
>>682326017
am i going to die of cancer from smoking?
>>682326017
Will I ever be happy ?
does she want me?
will i evwer fuck henrys sister
will i fuck jonahs sister
>>682326017
will i ever not be a heartless asshole?
Will she say yes?
>>682348220
What. Will M say yes
