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>be me, go to a shit polytechnic and failing miserably in my final year
>my gf, third year studying dentistry at the university, struggling but determined
>help her revise for a month, secretly don't want her to do well because she's already too good for me
>her exam is today, I stayed over at hers to help her study all night, went to sleep at 6am bt ow she's very confident.
>I just stayed awake fighting back tears because I know I'm losing her
>do something horrible
>cancelled her alarm so she misses her exam
>her exam was 2 hours ago and she still hasn't woken up
>I might have ruined her life, she really needed to do well in this exam /b/ros
>I feel awful, but weirdly really proud of myself. We'll probably stay together forever now

Am I the worst boyfriend ever? Or am I doing what was best for our relationship? What should I do when she wakes up and realises she's overslept? Confess?
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Instead of securing your relationship, you're making it even worse.
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>>682288433
check'd

you better get the fuck out of the house if you don't want to explain why you didn't wake her up
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>>682288433
Stick to your studies, dumbass.
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>>682289010
not if she never finds out. A little underachievement on her behalf will bring us closer together because we'll have more in common

>>682289100
check'd

I've actually already left. Just sitting in my house surrounded by yazoo bottles and staring at my phone waiting for it to blow it. I feel sick, I hope she isn't too upset.
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>>682288433
medical certificate to get the exam deferred
shove a sharpie all the way if u have to, get it xrayed or something
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>>682289212
I try man but I'm too stupid. She's literally all I have, I'm better off dragging her down to my level.

>>682289310
that's the type of shit she'd come up with tbh. Maybe that's what she'll want me to do.
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>>682288433
You're a terrible selfish person. You never deserved her at all. You're just showing your true colours as of now.
You played yourself.
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>>682289473
I've done shit like this before, I have really bad jealousy issues. I think she only sticks with me because I pretend to agree with her when she does on feminist rants, I stick up her at parties, and I buy her shit.
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>>682288433
You made the wrong decision.
If she finds out, you'll never get another girl again, cause she'll tell everyone.
Better just become a hobo now, and drift from town to town.
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>>682288433
>Am I the worst boyfriend ever?

No, but you are pretty shitty. This might make you feel more secure about the relationship, but eventually she'll realize you're a piece of shit and leave. It's best for you to face the truth now and break up with her.
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>>682289818
Congratulations, you're a failure AND a cuck.
KYS
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>>682289826
Why all the animosity? I thought you guys of all people would understand. /b/ has changed.

>>682289944
this is the worst day of my life. I don't deserve this
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>>682289944
no kidding

from his description he sounds more like one of her girlfriends
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>>682288433
>Confess?
Never in your life, You're going to be there for her now. Stick to the plan man!
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>>682289433
>I try man but I'm too stupid.
Kill yourself.
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>>682290075
Finally, someone talking sense.

what can I say about the alarm though, and not being there when she wakes up? Why hasn't she text me yet?
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>>682290264
Text her and ask how the exam went. Be like "did you kill it?!"
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>>682290264
How does it feel to come online and tell lies?
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>>682290043
>Why all the animosity?
Because you are a terrible person.

> I thought you guys of all people would understand. /b/ has changed.
I would posit that the average IQ of /b/ has dropped dramatically since 2010. If anything, this treatment is better than what you would've gotten back then.
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>>682290432
I called her and it just rang out. I'll text her though.

>>682290465
good
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>>682290043
Nigger, you deserve this, you caused it.
Anything else is just you trying to wriggle away from responsibility like you always do.
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>posts on /b/ trying to get people to agree with him
>people disagree, is mad people dont understand
>trying to convince himself he's not a huge faggot and hasn't done something awful

Break up with her OP, you don't deserve her.
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>>682290264
Send her some text "Best of luck today babe, crossing my fingers!!" later you left to help friend/family/whatever.

dont ever tell anyone
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>>682290554
Cool. I like lying online as well
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Yeah you fucked up anon. Is she with you for your educational accomplishments? It's not fucking hard to keep a girl, give them emotions and lay good pipe. Only Sociopaths do shit like this. If she finds out, she'd probably be devastated, and never trust anyone like she trusts you again. But whatever, all about you yeah?
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>>682290043
You don't deserve this? Faggot you don't deserve her, you selfish bastard.
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Please leave her. You are just an asshole who doesn't deserve her. You are sick and useless.
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>>682290537
I posted about 'accidentally' slamming my family cat in the door and killing it so I could miss a school trip where we had to dance and I got nothing but sympathy.

>>682290669
I lie irl too.

>>682290617
why are faggots always like this? You sound like her friends and my mum.

>>682290639
I text her asking why she isn't picking up and told her that no matter what happens that I love her. The ellipses came up straight away but now it's gone quiet again.
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Wait a minute... guys... is this bait?
It seems kind of closed-minded to think everything here that pisses me off is bait, but...
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You must have some mental issues, like, real deep ones. You have to manipulate and trick her into staying with you, by fucking up something she works hard for? Shame on you anon, you're disgracing /b/ with your presence. Even the animal gore fags are more welcome than you. KYS.
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>>682291123
No, you're generally just a fucking terrible person
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>>682288433
I think I speak for everyone when I say fuck you, dude. Some /b/ros here wish they had a girlfriend as cool as yours that isn't without a goal in her life/determination to strive for something great. Getting into a stomatology course is hard enough and right before the finish line you fucked it all up. God, I wish this is just bait..
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>>682291085
So many lies. You dont have a gf do you? Shoulda realized that when you were posting judy stuff.
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>>682291176
this

Goddamn I hope this is bait, this is the biggest faggot i've seen on here in a long time. Kill yourself OP.
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>>682288433
You suck.

You brought a person down because you thought they were better than you, and not only that, they were the person you're supposed to offer support and be happy for.

I would be disgusted if I were your partner. You should be ashamed.
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>>682288433
YOU FUCKED HER LIFE, HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF YOU COLD FUCKER
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>>682288433
she must be a really shitty person if she deserved you in her life hahaha
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>>682291279
Could it be?
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>>682290856
fuck off Jesus

>>682291572
>>682291543
>>682291417
>>682291279
>>682291263
>>682291246
Why are all these faggots coming at me? Life is hard ok, and she makes it better. I'm doing the best I can to keep her around. Anything I can possibly do to help the relationship i do do; she just had to take one for the team this time. When did /b/ becoe full of moralfags?
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>>682291732
Yes. You can tell by watching the poster count. Op is talking to himself
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Its the fucking people like you the world would be so much better without. Shes already lowering herself so low to be with you and you make it worse with this shit. I hope she leaves your ass when she wakes up realising it was you who turned it off. I really do feel like you should kill yourself. Getting rid of shit like this from the gene pool leaves room for better genetics in the future. Hopefully people more honest than you you fucking jackass.
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>>682288433
deceitful and homosexual
photographs of the wench or the events you are describing did not occur
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If you were better looking and smarter, she'd be the one feeling this way about you. Too bad genetics suck huh?
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>>682291782
Had to take one for the team? Get help anon. I hope you can't sleep, and I hope she catches you out, you conniving, slimy piece of shit.

We're not moralfags either, we just think your actions are wrong.
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>>682291782
/b/, full of sociopaths, and is calling you an even bigger one.

you dun fucked up
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>>682292050
I know right! These are the same people probably posting loli and vids of dogs getting behaeded. But do something kinda mean but for a good cause and to preserve the best thing in your life and suddenly you're Hitler. i genuinely perplexed.
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>>682288433
Ahh not so bad anon but I mean long as you getting her pussy it's all good
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I hope your mom finds out. That'd be sooooo funny.
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>>682291782
Fuck off with your bait
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>>682292303
fucking bitch probably couldn't hate me any more than she already does. Didn't even get me any Easter eggs. I haven't been home in a year because when I do she just goes crazy.
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>>682292050
>>682292282
I think you mis-understand, He's not taking your side. He's saying even the lowest of the low are rejecting you as their own. Fag.
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>>682292282
I am as well. Why would someone start a thread and discuss a hypothetical non existant situation with themself?
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>>682291782
>Took one for the team
What team? You're a sociopath, you can't force a person to be with you like that. I hope she finds out
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>>682290043
Faggot. There is a difference in being trolls for the lolz and being a fucking worthless 4chan kid in public. I have been here from from 04 and I have never seen anyone who should kill themselves more than you.
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>>682292434
I'd hate you too, you little furfag freak go jack to MLP.
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>>682288433
Nice frog meme
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>>682288433
>is a failure
>makes failures out of the other's life around him because is a failure
You truly don't deserve her.
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>>682292434
>didn't get me Easter egg
Proven fake
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>>682288433
pics of gf? i'll tell you if it was worth it.
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post nudes of your gf and then we'll help you
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>>682288433
You have sealed your fate OP

Prepare your anus for the future
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>>682292282
>for a good cause
You're only out for yourself OP, don't fuck up some else just so can keep on barely surviving.
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>>MFW The only thing 4chan can ever agree on is how big of a piece of shit this guy is and instead of realizing he did something so shitty that the worlds biggest pile of shit called out out on it, he tries to justify himself and make everyone else the bad guys. I can't wrap my head around why he wont kill himself. I have never seen more people agree that one person is so worthless.
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>>682288433
you fucked up. now that you fucked up you'r gonna feel like shit, and because you didn't think of the consequences of the dumbass actions you have taken you are gonna be plagued with this bullshit for a while now and most likely fail school.

Good job OP, you clouded your mind with bullshit that could have easily been avoided by waking your GF up, making her a nice breakfast and wishing her good luck.
god why are people so retarded. could it kill people to be nice to other people for once in their lives without being a ego-selfish-faggit.
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>>682288433
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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I hope she finds out
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Btw, fags say you are a terrible person because anyone in their right mind would instantly cut ties over such treachery. Friendship would be impossible if this happened, and in your case it did. You butt-fucked her trust, and personally I don't like having my trust butt-fucked.
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>>682288433
Stop being a fucking asshole to your girlfriend.
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>>682292869
Ikr?
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>>682291928
is this : Fake and gay, Pics or it didn't happen?
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>>682289433
No, you are fucking not better off dragging her to your level. Stop it. If she loves you and the relationship is healthy then she'll stick with you and be supportive as you get your shit together. So stop ruining her life and get your shit together.
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>>682291914
>2016
>believing evolution is still a thing
top kek
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>>682292282
I mean, clearly you're trolling because /b/ does not approve of violence to animals, pics of the aftermath maybe, but that line proves you're wrong

But just so I can shout into the universe,

Anyone who would do something thing that is scum, they wouldn't deserve the person they fucked over because they're that insecure and that big of a piece of shit.
Wanna know what's awesome? Being with a girl who killed it in college and makes more money then me. We get to buy each other awesome shit all the time.

She bought be the Xbox one last Christmas.

You will never know what that's like
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>>682292829
>>682292790
What happened to fucking fraternity? Why are people acting like slowing down one girls progress in life to match the person who loves them is necessarily a bad thing? She still has me for fucks sake! Am I not enough. You guys are fucking faggots and just jealous because I have a girlfriend that loves me and is now dependent on me probably once she gets kicked out.

>>682290617
When did ever say I deserve her? I OBVIOUSLY don't deserve her, that's why i sabotaged her. I deserve her now, at least superficially.
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>>682288433
You're aweful
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>>682288433
Well unless her teachers an asshole, im sure she'll be able to take it later in the day or something.
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>>682293306
No, you're not enough. You're a fucking freak, anon. Honestly and literally, Kill yourself.
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>>682293257
Poor b8 m8
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would have done the same

that slut would just leave you after finishing uni and shit
Godspeed Anon
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You're a parthetic waste of space, cells, money and time for everyone but yourself OP. And a cancerous furfag.


She's gonna leave you soon anyway. You can be pretty sure of that.

You won't be able to keep all your loved ones in that fetid pool of crap in which you'll eternaly wade, man. Someday they'll all realise how foul you are, and leave. But more than making you all alone, you'd have given them a horrible taste of what men can be, and how shitty and harsh that world is.

You're shit. Utter, disgusting, rotting shit. And no lie could ever disguise your smell forever. So why don't you make yourself and this world a favor and flush yourself down the dark tunnel right now ? Better have a horrible day for her than horrible life at your side, right ?
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you did what you thought you had to for love. i understand.

however, you ended up hurting her and that hurts way worse, so im not going to weigh in on what you should be feeling, you know and you will have that on you for a long time.

your best to just stick to the plan now and make her feel better by taking her out somewhere nice next weekend. maybe a weekend get away, or a nice romantic dinner- it wont make you feel much better, but she at least deserves that
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>>682291782
>Life is hard ok

Poor diddums
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>>682293451
oh cmon i tried
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>>682293260
>Anyone who would do something thing that is scum, they wouldn't deserve the person they fucked over because they're that insecure and that big of a piece of shit.

Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
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>>682293306
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>>682293306
she's smarter than you. he didn't care about you being stupid. and she'll figure out what you did. in the end she'll find a way to take the exam and you'll lose her anyway. stupid
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>>682293522
>>682293260
Samefag

fuck off to plebbit whiteknight piece of shit
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>>682293306
If she really loves you, confess. Do it, anon
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>>682292282
You stupid fucking hick, are you so dumb you can even pick up when people are calling you out. Dude, 100% kill yourself, you are a fucking burden to the rest of the world and FYI I'll take a pedo over your kind anyday, pedos can atleast be good people with fucked up sexual fetishes, you are just bad and selfish to the core. NO ONE LIKES YOU an the only people that do YOU HAVE TO LIE TO KEEP. I think we can all agree on this. If there was a button to push to vote you dead it would have been pressed so hard it would look like Jared's ass in prison.
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Post pics of her OP?
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>>682288433
OP you fucking low life. She probably would have stayed with you for the fact that you helped her so much.

She probably owuld have returned the favour and would have helped you with your shit and improve your life.

Instead you fucked up hers because you're a scumbag and a coward. There's a difference between mean trolling and this.

kill yourself, seriously.
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>>682293005
You are literally the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen on here. And I've had people send me pictures of dead cats

You are lower than cat abusers, how does that make you feel? Please leave this world and never return
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>>682293306
What's there to be jealous of? If you have to go through that much effort to keep a girlfriend, that's a very one-sided relationship. Do not want.
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>>682288433
you are scum
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You piece of shit. I hope she cucks you.
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>>682293648
>less than one minute between all these longposts
Uh oh, somebody's trying to disregard the whole point !
>s-samefag ! G-go away !
You insecure little shit
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>>682291123
Its /b/ nothing here is real and everything is a trap.
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When did /b/ get filled with cucks and beta fags from plebbit?
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>>682293690
Since you guys won't shut the fuck up about it, fine. This is her.
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>MfuckingFW I've been posting angrly in this forum.
>>MFW I just realized no one could be this stupid and anyone who acted like this and managed to GET a girlfriend wouldn't be so stupid to flush it.
>>MFW We have all been trolled.
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OP post pics of ur gf so we can see if she was actually worth it
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>>682288433
B doesnt support cucks shitlord. Hope your bitch ass gets doxed and is found out.
You're the sperm that should of been swallowed, or atleast been finished in your moms asshole like the piece of shit.
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>>682293306
I've seen a lot of fucked up shit on 4chan but this is by far one of the most fucked up things i've ever seen.

When i say this, i say it sincerely: fuck off and die.
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>>682293518
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>>682293675
I'm serious. You sound just like her fucking friends man. What the fuck?

Ok she text back now anyway. She says she overslept, that she hates herself and her Mum is really angry with her. She wants to stay over at mine for the next few weeks because she says I know best how to cheer her up. She says she's sorry she made me revise with her just for her to oversleep. I'll pretend to be angry with her because she missed her exam but eventually forgive her I guess.

THE PLAN WORKED!!! ahahahahhaha, fuck you moralfags cuck bastards. I win, you lose. Her sweet titties are still mine, I know love and you're wrapped coldly in your 'nice guy' bullshit. Sleep tight faggots.
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>>682293956
I call bullshit
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You should confess, OP. Explain whole situation including your feelings about it. Say you are very sorry (i wish you were).
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>>682293755
No, you see, it doesn't work that way. I feel morally superior to you, so calling me names and saying that I'm a bad person just makes you look like a child. I terrible, terrible child.
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>>682294065
show us a picture of her...
doubt you even have a girlfriend faggot
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>>682293648
I'm only the third one ass fuck
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>>682294065
>you lose
Lost what?
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>>682294065
Good job OP im proud of you
ignore the cucks and cock sucking beta faggots
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>>682294065
enjoy living forever in fear of being found out, OP.
You sound like a retard anyway so she'll probs figure it out on her own.
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>>682293958
yeah today was a good one tbf. I'm very proud of myself.
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>>682292663
this.

You should have brought yourself up to her level, not brought her down to your level.
I know the feeling OP, my gf is studying to be a nutritionist, works so hard to reach her goal.
Me on the other hand still didn't know what I wanted to do or be while going to college. Got most of my basics out of the way but near the end I dropped out two semesters in a row. I would go to Walmart or a Park and just sit there for hours so it seemed like I was doing something. Usually I would just read or cry. I decided I had to do something so I went and got my CDL, and am about to start driving trucks over the road so that by the time she is done with school and her internship I can afford to buy us a house and get married.
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>>682294065
>>We Lose
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Ima save this and post it on every platform i can find just for her to find out OP, prepare yourself
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>>682294164
Of course you feel morally superior. You fucked up SO bad that you're trying to convince yourself you did the right thing. You're a sociopath and you need help. That's not an insult you seriously need help. And here's the thing OP, you ARE a bad person, and the fact that you don't feel bad makes it even worse.
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>>682293956
Jesus Christ

Moar?
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>>682294113
Think I can't get a woman this beautiful? Haha okay.
>>682294275
I shared a picture of her earlier but I'll post another, I guess..
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If this isn't b8, you should tell her what you did, leave her, and then man up, faggot.
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>>682294527
Fake
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>>682294065
Pathetic. I'm sorry your gf has to deal with you. If i ever did this to mine, i'd want /b/ros to track me down and kill me.

Just like what i'd want if i ever became a furry or a brony or a weeb.

We don't sound like your gf's friends, we just don't sound like snakes.
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>>682294065
Implying we're "Nice Guys TM"

IDK about the others, but i'm as Red as they come. I just have morals.
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>>682294651
You're just jealous.
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OP, you should die in accident or something
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>>682294708
>MAN THE HARPOONS
>ITS A BIG ONE
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She's going to find out someday and when she does, you are fucked. It sounds like your relationship is already pretty fucked, though. You need to have some confidence within yourself. Women don't like men who aren't confident.
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>>682294065
Only thing I lost with you was my time.
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IG: @jes_carter630

If this truly is ops girlfriend this is her Tumblr Username I believe. We could always ask her.
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>>682294845
NONONONONONONONONONONO, don't do it please faggots.
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>>682294845
Been try a find her Facebook kek thanks
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OP IS YOUR GFS NAME JES ?!?!
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Nigga
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You are one of the worse kind of people. Just kill yourself.
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>>682294845
Did I kill the thread?
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>68229485

Hahaha holy shit someone please tell her
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>>682294845
>@jes_carter630
Says she's a +size model so i doubt that's OP's spice.

It would have been nice to expose OP tho
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>>682295113

>>682294845
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>>682294961
To late.
Justice will be served.
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>>682295215
I was so hoping this was true.
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>>682294845
She's too old to be in college, it's not her.
Ops just being a lying faggot. Again
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>>682295215
>+size
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Fapping to her pics anyway.
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>>682294527
good job failing at life faggot
I'm a fucking degenerate, I've done horrible and disgusting things in my life, hurt dozens of people.shit that could get arrested. The fact that I feel morally vindicated by you, says alot about you cucklord. Best part of it all, shes a smart girl. She'll drop your ass when she realizes how mentally defunct you are.
And from one degenerate to another : She'll find out eventually , sooner than you'd think.
Welcome to the club.
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>>682295454
I never said that was her, it was some other faggot
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>>682288433
which uni?
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>>682295583
You're still a faggot
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>>682288433

You would be the definition of a piece of shit.
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>>682290043
Fix yourself before fucking up other peoples life.

I suppose /b/ hasn't changed in that aspect, you let it be known you care about it and we tell you you're a failure.
If you'd just be like "I cancelled some random girls alarm after fucking her" you'd get the general responses of "idc", "haha lol" or "u fgt" that you are expecting.

You're a failure, OP, but if you made it to the final year you can make it. You probably just lack motivation and confidence. If you can't: switch to another study and move on. You can't make the world stop. It will continue and she will continue.
Get out and move on with the world.
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>>682294065

You are the biggest fucking retard I've seen on here in a while. You just unnecessarily sabotaged someone out of the hope that they'd stay with you. She would've stayed with you regardless of whether you shut off her alarm. Now you just planted a fucking time bomb that could go off at any moment or slip of the tongue.

Not only that, your rationale behind it is absolutely fucking pants-on-head retarded. Failing her exams doesn't bring her to your level. You just took one step forward and five steps backward. She may have failed her exams, but at least she's not some pathetic faggot that sabotages other people because he can't live without them like some parasite.

You should kill yourself and stop draining people of their resources. Your well being is worthless after you just demonstrated that you have absolutely zero potential to mature or succeed on your own. People on this board may jerk it to children, ISIS beheadings, and people shitting on each other, but at least they don't fear being left alone for a little like some frightened puppy.
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>>682295969
wow this is actually the first piece of reasonable advice so far. Thank you man. This is what i was looking for.
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>>682290043
>I don't deserve this

Does a person who trusts you deserve to fail just because you decided she will leave your pathetic ass if she succeeds? You have proven you don't deserve her. Also have fun keeping this secret from her for the rest of your relationship.
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>>682290043
if you ruin someones life just for the heck of it in a funny way maybe. like that pineapple guy. but you are just a piece of shit ruining the life of people that should be important to you.

someone should find you and tell her.
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>>682296227
>hurr i'm gonna ignore the negative criticism because I can't face the fact that I'm a disgusting piece of shit.
>first piece of reasonable advice is one that doesn't berate me

Literally kill yourself.
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>>682288433

die of painful brain cancer and stop wasting the precious air you useless fuckhead.
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>>682288433
Op, you best be trolling. I'm in a situation similar to yours. My girl is starting a master's program this fall. I have an AAS. An AAS in human services. A shit tier degree. I know intellectually and emotionally we're growing apart, and that's okay. Yeah, I love her. Yeah, ill miss her. I support her, though. I support her because I know this it's what will make her happy. I support her because love means doing what is best for the other person. I can tell that you don't love her. You don't love anybody. You, my bro, have an obsession. Obsession with this woman wanting/needing you as the only lover/support shell ever have. You don't want her to be happy. You want her to settle, and that's fucked up.
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>>682292282
for a good cause, what fucking good cause? are you a fucking idot? people can post loli and gore all fucking day they are still better than you. 11/10 best bait this year.
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>>682293306
no you are a piece of shit. having you alone is something to pity her for. and fraternity? I am not your bro m8.
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>>682296984
>>682296844
>>682296743
>>682296634
>>682296440
You guys accuse me of being a sociopath, but I did this for love! I love her too much to let her go. Obviously you guys don't understand because you've never been in such a love as I.
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>>682296227
I said what most people here said, just spelled out word by word and a bit less fgt than is usual around here. Contents are the same.
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>>682288433
Plz be real, op you dun fucked up. Keep us posted tho, i want to know the end result even though this is probably bait I'll bite.
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>>682296227
which uni?
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This is exactly what is happening between OP and /b/ right now

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2baG40Jpn2M
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>>682288433
TL:DR

I am a whiny faggot bait trolling on /b/ please ignore me and move on
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>>682288433
kill yourself
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PLEASE someone dox this faggot so we can find out who his girlfriend is and show her this thread. This is so fucked up beyond words assuming it's even real.
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>>682297244
now I am completly convinced its just bait.
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>>682288433
>already best bait 2K16
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>>682288433
Instead of acting like a man you are acting like a bitch. You don't deserve her. If you really loved her, you would be happy from her doing good.
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Does anyone answer his question? "What should I do..." instead of being a moralfag?
Should he kill hilmself or confess?
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>>682298607
Everyone answers his question faggot
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>>682298607
im pretty sure most of us answered his question. Kill himself, infact he should do it on a livestream
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>>682297244
This cant be true...
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>>682288433
put alarm on floor or under her pillow so it looks like she turned it off during her sleep.
Either wake her up with the oh shit you missed your exam or just let her wake up on her own
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>>682288433
youre afraid of being alone yet youre going to actively ruin your GFs life? fuck you op. im going to sell my soul to the dark lord jesus in turn for you getting ass cancer. also, a benign tumor twelve feet in diameter.
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>>682288433
Someone save this shit, plz.
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So I been follwing this for 40 minutes, been trying to see if I track him, looks like I'm getting close.
Posting results in 10 minutes.

Your fucking done faggot.
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>>682297244
OP, you gotta realize that you are a little "different in the head" than most people.
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>>682294708

What's it like dating Abdul the butcher?
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>>682299152
yeah man im bricking it. the infamous 4chan is knocking at my door.
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>>682299152
If your not also a sack of shit, your genuinely doing gods work
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>>682299160
im different because i have a gf yeah
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>>682299152
Please be real
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>>682299520
Thats not what I meant. Making your girlfriend fail her exam "because you love her so much" is a sick thing to do. You're different, anon. And like all sociopaths, you dont have the ability to acknowledge this.
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LMAO ,OP here, cant believe you faggots thought that I would actually dox myself
I win you lose and my girl is mine forever now.
Just accept it, I won.
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>>682300185
None of this actually happened mate, it's okay you lonely faggot.
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>>682288433
God fucking dammit OP don't be such a fucking manchild a lot of females nowadays wouldn't mind their SO being an underacheiver as long as they still show determination to better your lives. And I'm saying this as a fucking 2nd worlder from SE Asia
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>>682291782
>Ruins some girls future because she will,break up,with me eventually, but I'd like it to not be now

>/b/ is full of actual people, not self obsessed idiots like yourself

>We're moralfags

Damn son. I didn't know Quantum Leap got renewed for another season.
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>>682300185

>I win you lose
Nobody here lost anything but you, You lost all respect.

> girl is mine forever now.
Or till her next exam, you stupid sociopath

>I won.
What exactly?
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>>682300185
Assuming this story is true. She'll find out. The one day her final exam is, her alarm goes out and you just leave and don't wake her up. Don't even check or remind her. Just say hope your doing well when you know her exam is already over. You suck OP and your relationship became doomed when you started obsessing over losing her.
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>>682288433
>because I know I'm losing her

Are you dense?
Are you retarded?

Please commit sucicide.
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>>682288433
Well, good news is that you're actually doing pretty good for a fucking retard with downs.
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Ruining something is so satisfyingly.. I would dou the same, the feeling of it is awesome!!
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>>682300185
You probably made the biggest mistake of your life OP.

You shouldn't have freaked out so hard. You could've just talked to her about your insecurities. You didn't have to sabotage her future. She would've understood. She likes and trusts you, and you did that to her. Its really sad

There's no winning or losing here. I'm not sure what you mean by that
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>>682292050
Lol this
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>>682288433
You are a piece of Shit who deserves to kill himself if she doesn't first, if you honestly cared you would've let her take the exam she woulsve stayed n you guys would be happier w her having achieved her dreams... OP you are fucking filth, here's to hoping she finds out, and dumps you for an uglier guy
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>>682289818
You are a fucking waste, please do her a favour and jump off a fucking bridge into an on coming bus
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>>682302003
I WON, thats all that matters. shes emotionally dependent on me now. Shes truly mine now. I've honestly never been happier. Nothing you bastards say can ruin this. She's coming over to my place right now for comfort. Time to reap my my reward.
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>>682292300
Samefag
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>>682302799

Mate you've just revealed your shitty bait.

If you turned off her alarm and she still isn't awake then you were already with her.
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>>682290043
You deserve worse than this you cunt... You deserve to be beaten while someone fucks the absolute Shit out of ur gf.. accept it she will break up a with u n u will be alone... Fix ur shit faggot
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who the fuck cares nigger
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>>682292303
Nice, and he's an ungrateful little Shit to his mom. Op confirmed for completely detestable subhuman sap.
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>>682290264
She knows anon.. that's why, she fucking knows..
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>>682302799
Stop leaching off my good bait you fucking faggot
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>>682303089
I posted this hours after that, I even said that in the top
But that doesnt matter, I won.
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>>682291085
You are a fucking sociopathic, piece of shit autistic dick tard, you are a waste of life, your girl obv didn't love you for your school achievements, she loves you cuz she thought you supported her which u don't.. I hope she sends u a pic of her b that dude fucking she's been seeing behind u.. serves you right u fucking asshole btw I know her I am linking this thread to her idk why u did that you knew how much this meant to her..
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>im too stupid to study and my girlfriend is too good for me so i do something stupid and now im gonna lose her

You, OP, are a brickhead.
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>>682288433

dont listen to what most faggots in here say. this is just the normal faggotry now.
im an oldfag and you remind me of the good times. you are a true /b/ fag.

fuck the lil teen facebook fags in here.
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>>682304202
Thank you, finnally someone who understands.
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>>682291782
Ur posting furry shit, I hope she finds u n tells you what a fucking weird, sociopathic, piece of shit u r, r u aware that u have autism? U REALLY HURT her u don't care..? At all..?
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>>682288433

if she's still asleep fap on her face.
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>>682288433
Jesus fucking christ dude, you're insecure to a whole next level. You're also delusional, like seriously delusional. You don't seem to have any understanding of how relationships work and as such don't deserve to be in one. If you have to contemplate doing shit like this to keep a woman, you don't deserve one. You're a weak, pathetic, beta male who will never have a secure relationship.
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>>682292282
YOU ARE SCUM KID THATS WHAT WE ARE SAYING EVEN THOSE OF US WHO HAVE KILLED PEOPLE IRL ARE SAYING YOU ARE A FUCKING WASTE N U R SCUM DO THE WORLD A FAVOR N FUCK OFF.
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>>682292282
You are a landwhale of a human being aren't you..?
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All the newfags taking the bait
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>>682292434
BITCH UR A SELFISH, LANDWHALE LARDBEAST, SOCIOPATHIC FURFAG! WHAT IS WORSE THAN U?!?! N EASTER ISNT SHIT YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
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Looks like you broke /b/ anon.
In 8 years I've never seen such unanimous disgust. There are things here crawling out of the woodwork that were never meant to see the light of day, and even they despise you.

Wonder why?
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Someone screencap OP's postings for eternity. The Eternal Faggot.
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>>682293306
Nah nobody deserves to be stuck with you, YOU aren't Shit, you still don't deserve even the piece of shit on the bottom of a prison inmates shoe and I hope you internalize that, I hope you begin to fucking hate yourself so much that one day u realize you are a fucking egotistical worthless asshole n deserve only thing assholes get which is to be shit on or fucked... Pick one faggot.
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>>682288433
I for one applaud you anon. But I enjoy hearing about misery. That's why I come to /b/
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>>682294527
Lololllllllllllllllllll
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>>682294065
Just remember when your broke ass can't bring home dinner, she'll be sucking off Tyrone and his friends for $10. Just think of this day as to why that'll happen. Have fun raising a nigger baby
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>>682302799
Or... I called her after seeing the photo told her what happened, and she is coming over to let you know you are just like all other pieces of shit enjoy being single shitlord.. I hope the devastation is real, and you can't handle it do you try to off urself
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>>682305441
why? because I have a girlfriend
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OP here. My girlfriend is literally sitting next to me right now. She's talking really depressing stuff but is taking better than you'd think. The important thing is that we're as close as we were at our peak two years ago. To level with you, I do feel bad; but you've got to understand how desperate I was. I love her so much and I just needed this to bring things under control. I don't pretend to be a nice guy and I know she's better than me. I'm genuinely confused as to why I'm the worst thing ever though, I posted here because this is the place that hosts loli and animal abuse but apparently ruining one exam for someone for the purposes of love is unforgivable. Maybe I am a sociopath because I just don't get the fuss.
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>>682291833
poster count? where is that? soz I'm newfag
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>>682306734
Yes anon, The whole of /b/ is disgusted because some anon has a girlfriend. Thats why. You got it.

In the meantime I've screencapped all of your posts, and Im gonna repost them, under your new name: Psychochan. And everytime you see them YOLl'll not cringe, but everyone else will.
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>>682307380
That last sentence is the first made sense thing you've said the whole time
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>>682307380
You are one dense mother fucker
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If this isn't bait you did nothing wrong op dont listen to these idiots she would have definitely left you when she finished the ol *my life is moving forward i cant be with soneone dragging me down* you made time now use it wisely dont slack and get your shit finished
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>>682288433
you dun goofed dude, go back to bed, pretend to wake up and wake her up.
never say anything about you doing it and just hope she can try to pass that exam again
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>>682307380
its not "on the purposes of love" it's just so that you can save your ego vs her intelligence/suces.
If you could support her instead of only thinking about yourself the love will last and will be sincere you manipulating piece of shit
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>>682307380
>filename
kek
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things like this will always be found out. she will find out, and she will leave you. simple as that
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this whole thing is sad.
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You played yourself
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