ITT:We all live in the same house
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ITT:We all live in the same house
I call dibs on the basement
-le 8ch r9k
I'm leaving the gas stove on. Enjoy hell, fuckers.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee there is hair in my toast
>>682278495
Can we fucking not?
I'll do trash duty as long as someone else is going to cook/clean
I hear someone masturbating
>>682279175
wanna join in?????
>>682279242
im not a faggot
>>682279443
cmon
>>682279443
anon pls dont be mad at me :c
WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY FUCKING ROCK COLLECTION I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND WHOEVER DID THIS AND USE HIS SKIN TO WIPE MY ASS
>>682279593
Don't worry about him, I'll join in. Let's fap!
>>682279756
anon pls dont be upset with me ;_;
>>682279752
That was your rock collection? I was wondering why there were a bunch of fuckin rocks in your room.
I threw them out in the rock garden outside, honey. Sorry!
Love ya, xoxo
>>682279965
CUT OFF YOUR SKIN AND GIVE IT TO ME
>>682279876
What are we gonna fap to?
>>682280124
Oh god another hentai lover
I can't jerk it to anime
Everyone just pretend this body isn't here OKkkkk?
Could you please turn down the volume?
Get out of the fucking bathroom, anon! I have work in 30 minutes.
>>682281433
FUCK UP CUNT IM HAVING SEX WITH UR NAN
>>682281225
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
CAN'T WAKE UP!
CRAWLING IN MT SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!
-Vomits in the living room-
>>682278495
guy in picture live in the fridge
Guys, I made hot dogs
>>682281575
*Bitches aint shit*
How do we name our house snek?
>>682281806
Good idea nigga hot dogs are the best dogs *chases family dog with lighter*
>>682282098
Dogs dead.... still on fire tho. Who wants death smores?
Why is there shit in the shower?!
>>682282827
Srry, I left a picture of Hillary in there
>>682282827
The kitchen sink was full nigger. Do some fucking dishes so we can crap in the sink like a normal person
Nah I'm moving out.
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>>682283459
Wait can i first check the basement with you?
>>682283576
No Chris. I was never in the basement. I'm just here for my things.
what's for dinner?
>>682284858
Shame and smegma son. Your favorite
hey mom I'm off to school.
>>682285217
Fuck off, I never really loved you, little bitch!
Guys I just finished my dildo collection. It's in my room if anyone wants to see it, just don't touch them.
>>682285217
here take this gun
>>682285217
>>682285217
SCHOOL ISN'T GUNNA HELP YOU BILLY YOU SHOVEl FACED NIGGER WASTE OF SPACE
Don't forget your lunch though it's on the counter
>>682285541
>Steals all the dildos
>Throw them into the vulcano
>>682285647
My asshole is the volcano
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>682285735
HOLY SHIT HE HAS THE SKININSANITY KILL HIM BEFORE HE INFECTS US ALL
>>682279752
Ignorant fucker
can you guys dress respectably im having friends over
I love u sis
>>682285904
Got it.
UUUUUUUGGGGHHHH can someone please help me find my FUCKING KEYS
>>682285904
Sure but my strap-on is too big for my ass-less chaps
hey pop, can I use tv for a minute? my friend texted me that justin bieber is on the news for his upcoming concert.
>>682286373
Of course son. Enjoy your day.
JUST KIDDING I DRUGGED YOUR LEMONADE ABS JAMAL IS ON HIS WAY OVER TO JAIL HOUSE ROCK YOUR BUNGHOLE
Faggot.is it too late to get an abortion
>>682286373
But the cory in the house marathon is on!
Fuck, I flushed a T-shirt down the shitter.
Who keeps stapling child porn to the fridge.
There's like 12 FBI vans watching the house. Smarten up turds
I'm glad that I have a job and am self sufficient and don't actually have to live with a bunch of smelly, basement dwelling mutated freaks
>>682286732
We have a shitter? Ahh man. My bad I've just been smearing it into the rug.
Err guys, which one of you pissed in my fish tank?
Damn it anons who came all over the couch.
ITS A HOUSE PARTY MOTHER FUCKERS !@!
>>682287038
lets kill him in the kitchen and post his face on the fridge
>>682287075
Literally all of us. Where the fuck were you dude? That couch is a dirty slut
>>682278495
WHO TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED HOLY FUCK
WHERE DAT BOI
>>682287248
Did you not like it? Fine man I'll take it back but I worked super hard on it. That was like 35 tendies and a hotpocket
>>682287158
why? he seems to be a cool guy
Theres some guy at the door named tyrone? Said hes here to 'fuck the phat ass bitches and show the white boys a real dick'
NOOOOO WHO RESTARTED MY POKEMON SAVE FILE
>>682287615
no there's not
>>682283182
Stop bitching and do the fucking dishes. By the way, who's got their half of the mortgage?
>>682286593
>>682287615
I guess JAMAL was busy
>>682287248
Sorry. Everyone else was doing it.
>>682287615
hey everyone this guys making shit up! he's lying about being in the house what a dweeb
>>682287732
come to the door and find out
>>682287775
We know. We're ignoring you on purpose. When you're done clopping hold your breath until your parents are proud of you
I got us a puppy, guys. His name is Billy, he's really grumpy.
>>682286238
they're in your hand you turd
>>682287775
We should just nuke the house and go ahead and take all of this faggot degeneracy out of the gene pool
>>682288022
What kind is he?
Guys....I sat on Billy...
>>682287938
wat
>>682284858
cock
>>682288054
fuck o...oh, im retarded
>>682288086
she, its a shebear sissy
>>682287758
I spent it on gay warewolf porn. By the way, your socks are pretty rough. Ever heard of polyester?
AND WHO SET THE BOOT DRIVE ON MY COMPUTER TO THE NON-EXISTENT FLOPPY DRIVE? There's a fucking password on the bios now. This computer was $1000
>>682287859
open the door
it's me goku
>>682288333
it's faster like this
>>682287022
You sleep outside tonight.
Fucking Christ someone calm Billy down!
*Sees Goku with pizza* Who the fuck ordered this?!
>>682288333
We're out of fabric softener... Someone keeps using it to jack off...
>>682288120
billy is a bear, how obese are you?
Which of you does this van belong to? It's been parked in front of the house all week.
>>682288482
that'd be me, check all the toppings are on there
>>682288581
we sould call 911
>>682288559
I'm 800 lbs lil sis
anyone want to help me burn down the downs kid's house? :^)
I jizzed in the mayonnaise.
>>682288593
Alright we got cheese, ham, pineapple, spiders, and sauce
>>682288652
No don't. They'll find my stuff in the basement and we'll all be fucked.
>>682288693
I'm down
What did I ever do to you Billy
>>682278495
AHHH I'M BEING CRUSHED, THERE ARE LIKE 1000 PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE
guys please quiet. Im streaming right now on twitch.
>>682288671
HOW CAN I BE YOUR SISTER IF IM NOT A GIRL YOU SHIT, IM A 3 INCH THICK TITANIUM PEICE OF SHEET METAL YOU SHIT
>>682288458
Tyrone I think you might have to shoot billy
Hmm im so horny anons, who wants to take care of this hard dick?
>>682288862
You tied me to the bed, stuck your thumb in my ass, and told me if I scream you'll kill my family.
>>682288693
Can't you Fuking autists turn off a light when you leave a room leave the downs kid alone I'm bagging his mom
hey bro there's a package from amazon it's named to you. whats in it?
>>682288730
cheers dude just what i ordered
>>682288889
theres like 43 people in this house wtf?
>>682288581
Is there a twelve year old girl tied up in the back? If so that'd be me. I should really feed her.....
>>682288921
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>682280077
My asshole
>>682289082
Yeah it's crowded and you Fuking neckdeards stink have a shower
>>682289154
holy shit that got me
I still love you Billy
>>682289247
someone clogged the shower with their fur tail buttplug
Shitter's clogged
again
Guys, me again.... I shit in the tub
There's a shit in the bottom of the nutella carton
You're welcom
Never eat anything because there's probably cum in it
I'm going to fucking strangle whoever keeps shitting in the tank on the toilet
>>682289548
I cummed in the AC unit
Hey... guys...
Guys...
Hey guys lis...
Guys listen...
What if we...
Guys...
What if we put...
Guys, what if we put bunk beds in the rooms?
>>682289391
I'm not sure why the fury fags were allowed to move in but this is what we get let's go out back well use the garden hose if that Goddam bear is gone
>>682289638
SO MANY ACTIVITIES
>>682289638
MORE SPACE FOR ACTIVITIES
>>682289638
Omg, then we'll have room for so many activities!
>>682289638
Somone will probably die
Yeah let's fucking do it
hey guys i got billy a freind
>>682289718
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>>682289721
Who let samefag out of the cellar
>>682286861
I am apology.
Not really
I am staple it to your head u cunt
>>682285647
Mt. Spock?
>>682289676
It just ate the dog. I don't think it's gonna leave any time soon
why can't just love each other?!?!
>>682289718
>>682289721
>>682289723
Guys that's a terrible idea, why would I let you do that?
>>682289615
>>682289512
>>682289409
>>682287344
>>682287248
>>682286999
>>682286732
>>682283182
>>682282827
>>682289409
Guys can we just stop shitting everywhere for like 5 minutes.
I'm calling a maid this house is like elbow deep in feces. We only moved in like half an hour ago. FUCK
I spike all the drinks with a sheets of acid.
>>682289883
We're three different people
>>682290039
Can I put shit in her?
Preferably your shit.
I love nutting in the clothes dryer.
Anyone want to try my punch?
>>682290039
Dude someone took a shit in your car...
>>682289069
looks like the new fingerbox model to me
>>682290222
Those trips say YES
>>682290096
Ma nigga!
>>682290222
I don't need the punch. Take me now bill ride me dirty
>>682289136
oh god Please dont
>>682290096
I love you. Even more when the walls are melting....
>>682290158
Yes who wants to fuck my wife here's a pic
>>682290222
Cosby confirmed for head of house.
>>682290374
POWER OF VITO
>>682290268
BILLY NO
>>682290343
Man. .. that bothers me more than it should
>>682290343
Pull her string, make her say something.
guys the maid got here, and i might of raped her...to death...
>>682290563
I here ya I just don't understand why you faggots can't buy your own beer
>>682290701
I get her next!
>>682290769
all yours my freind
>>682290769
I call thirds, dead or alive
Has anyone seen my heart medication? I need them to live..
>>682290701
Shit happens
Any cannibals wanna grab dinner before we throw this chick away?
>>682290563
>>682290690
Here's another anons just stare and the stinging will pass
Let's make this house great again.
>>682290883
I'm done here you go mate
>>682290902
i popped em all for shits and giggles, sorry
>>682290902
I shoved your whole months prescription in my ass.
I'm so tingly right now bro. Worth it. I'm not even sorry
>>682290970
Let's call a family meeting
>>682290233
>new fingerbox model
a what?
>>682291039
Ah well as long as there's an explanati-
>>682285944
i really love you sis
Yo, what's up with the passed out dude in the pool.
>>682291039
i second this motion
>>682291098
GET OUT OF MY ROOM DAD!! I NEVER ASKED TO BE ON THIS FAMILY!
>>682290296
>>682290329
I also ordered 6 pounds of marijuana, could someone let me know when it gets here?
I'm just gonna have myself a long good ol' lubey assfistin' fap on the couch, anyone care to join?
>>682291232
ok then
FAMILY MEETING
NO MORE SHITTING IN/ON RANDOM SHIT
SAME FOR SPLOOGING
I GET THE MAID NEXT
AFTER ME WE GIVE HER TO BILLY
>>682291179
At first I thought she had no arms
>>682291179
Aww that's sweet
>>682278495
HEY FAMILY LET ME SHOW YOU MY BOYFRIEND RIJMAH SHAKIR!
>>682291102
hello newfriend
>>682291369
But I wanted to watch her burn.
>>682288086
thats mom u dipshit
>>682291260
It actually already came. Hang on I'll go grab it and my stash as well. Let's go beyond this realm of existence
>>682291442
There will be no fucking muslims in this family
*gets shot gun*
>>682291277
can i do the phisting?
>>682291277
Only if I can be the couch
>>682291497
no put it down, we rape the jihad out of him
>>682291497
Or jews.
No jews.
>>682291369
Guys I just shat in the hallway... I had taco bell yeterday too so..... Yea it's a mess down there..
>>682291102
Jesus tits now newfag is out as well
>>682290999
but why trips
>>682291618
Well obviously
>>682291675
Fuck.
I thought that cat did that spray shit... fuck.
>>682291706
I don't last long in the bedroom.
>>682291706
I'm ok princess how bout you
>>682291468
Yes!!! Thank you!!! Let's gooooooooo!!!!!! Bong rips for days!!!!!!!
The current state of the house
>>682291841
>imgur filename
nice try
>>682291841
I thought the trumpets were gonna make this house great again
>>682291841
sorry i forgot to flush
>>682291369
You damn kids and your rules back in my day we shit jizzed on everything and liked it
>>682291754
We have a cat?
>>682291841
clearly you havent seen the upstairs bathroom... i got cancer from touching the door
>>682291508
>>682291522
sure thing gaise
>>682291938
Yeah you're right he should have just taken a picture of the imaginary house were discussing
>>682291835
Bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........
>>682292024
>>682292024
fuck no no we dont ... thats my gf where did you last see her
Which mess should the maid clean first?
>>682292272
she was raped and killed long ago freind
>>682292247
Keep track of your Shit anon I'm not your wife sitter
>>682292272
She should clean herself up first
>>682278495
thats my spot
gtfo
I am the foreign exchange student here to study at your American university
>>682292247
I think I saw her in anon's room going down on him
Who the hell stole my panties?
Guys, I'm going out to buy some groceries. Anything you faglords want?
>>682292348
what should we do with the body?
>>682292527
No one bob.... get help
>>682292527
listen little bro, i took em away from you cuz i thought it was weird that a 14 year old boy like you should not be buying and wearing panties
>>682292459
Welcome here's some weed, acid, and ether. Do all of them and get to class
>>682292551
Obligatory Cheetos
>>682292551
3 hookers and 10g cocaine
>>682292583
rape it again
>>682292551
Get more lsd-25
>>682292583
I made spick tacos just got the legs and head to deal with now. When bob is done skull fucking it
>>682292551
A pallet of redbulls
>>682292583
Maids are delicious
>>682292551
could ya pick me up a soda, preferably coke, but the dew, pepsi, or mug will do
Anyone work in landscaping that can get rid of some soil for me? No questions asked and I pay well.
I make pregnant with all of your faces. We now officially "fam"
>>682292736
Nice.
>>682292491
ANONNNNNNNNNN I WILL FUCK YOUUUUU...
>>682292551
A 7-11 year old brunette if they have it on sale
>>682292848
Thanx fam
>>682292551
could you get me some really thick rope? actually scratch that chains would be better. also get be some duct tape
Can someone hand me some toilet paper?
>>682292926
we dont need duct tape, the maid is dead, she cant scream
>>682292926
Zin my butt
>>682292611
>>682292655
bUT I'M A GIRL
You probably sniffed them. Again. Pig disgusting.
>>682292880
Hey man, I just saw it and recorded it and posted it online. Don't blame me your girl is a tramp>>682292920
Hey can I move out already?
>>682292990
Jesus just use your shirt and gtfo I'VE GOTTA SHIT
FUCK THERES A WASP
>>682293026
what about those hookers tho?
>>682278495
Shower drain gets clogged with cum, nobody calls a plumber because of assburgers, house collapses from water damage, no survivors, nothing of value is lost.
>>682293187
No one is stopping you faggot
>>682293073
Don't tell us you're a girl you spanner. Did you not notice we've spent most of the day raping and then eating the maid?
>>682293073
there are no girls on the internet
>>682292459
Ha thats wrong. Youre actually the mail order bride for these anons
>>682292551
cant you get me her....you wont find her at the store, just go round the back where it smells like cat piss she shud be there
>>682293073
go cry about it tumblr, you have a dick, your a guy
>>682293202
I,,:'( get the Glock
>>682293202
Got eeeee!
>this whole thread
>shit everywhere
>just like this board
>>682293215
oh shit your right
>>682292676
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>>682293308
Alright, I got the (You)s. Gonna head off now, later faggots.
This is a good ass thread someone screen cap
>>682293534
i got you fam
>>682292664
That's cool if that's what normal American students do as long as I can have something healthy like a chocolate cigarette
>>682293302
That's whatever because we Europeans are much more open about sexuality than you Americans
>>682293407
Meh
What the hell? WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? SOME ASS HOLE STOLE MY PET PARROT!!!! WTF!!!!!??!?!?!? I'LL KILL WHOEVER TOOK THAT BEAST
>>682293477
nice dubs tho
>>682293477
Thanks
>>682293610
No worries anon, he'll be our dinner.
>>682293570
not this anon but thanks brah
>>682293298
lol right, girls are just made to stay in the kitchen
>>682293570
Mah nigga
