ITT: I am the president and you are all members of my cabinet. You will all propose laws to me. Each post ending with a 1 becomes a new law.
>>682206313
you are no longer the president. I am the president.
All Vidya waifus are real
>>682206313
Execute donald trump.
Niggers are kill
The murder of one individual per year will be considered legal with the purchase of the proper hunting license.
build the fucking wall
>>682206313
All Muslims must leave the planet.
Kill all niggers.
>>682206507
roll
>>682206313
I am to be the recipient of a grant of money to research ways to travel to other demensions
Your cock is smallest
Holy crusades are mandatory each 3 years
Send all niggers to the moon.
>>682206313
Furry porn is now the only acceptable form of porn, possession of anything else is a death sentence.
Niggers will be slaves, growing weed
Q
Whites must be castrated
>>682206313
4chan gets shut down, forever.
The history books are re-written to illustrate to future generations that Hitler did nothing wrong
Fix all potholes in America by filling them with dead niggers.
New law is OP is a fag and Millhouse is a meme
anime is outlawed
Rolling for wasted rolling
OP sucks everyone's cocks.
All Jews will be gassed.
>>682206313
Former laws restricting drugs in the U.S. are repealed. Federal law grants access to all drugs, with certain ones requiring doctor prescription. ie. cocaine, heroine, crystal meth, etc.
>>682206313
My Little Pony is the only show that will be shown on TV, everything else will be cartoon'ed in the MLP style, even movies.
>>682207041
winrar
>>682206313
Vegans, feminists, muslims, liberals and indians are infidels and must be killed wherever found REEEEEEE!
institute a lynching tree in the center of every community and hang any disrespectful or uneducated niggers from it
>>682206313
Ponies become real.
All hate and discrimination will Herby be deleted from the world.
Send all niggers back to slavery.
For now and forever in the future, Bernie sanders is the ruler of our planet.
>>682206313
Donald trump is now vice president
>>682207256
Rolling for this.
>>682206313
Machine guns for everyone.
Any argument between two drunk people must be settled in a drag race, there will be special zones for this to occur ofcorse
Everyone in this thread must join Isis and op is confirmed fag
no fat-shaming is allowed and everyone must maintain a healthy weight of at least 300 pounds
OP here. You can repeal other laws by replying to them and rolling a 4.
Milhouse is a meme
>>682207081
Ohhhhhhh shit!
Memes are now illegal
>>682207291
Winrar. Im ok with this.
Detroit is fenced off to serve as an ecological preserve for the african menace
>>682206313
drone strike 4chan servers
Laws can be changed due to the problem at that moment
>>682206313
OP must shove a dildo up his ass every second
>>682207256
Sounds great
>>682206313
All muslims must be murdered in their sleep then sent to Africa to give them a food supply
Kill and convert every nigger into a fuel base for cars. (That won't work cause niggers don't.)
>>682207537
roll
>>682206313
kill trump before its too late
>>682206313
people that tailgate are allowed to be killed
Everyone on /b/ that stops scrolling when they see some gay trap or sissy or faggot shit thread must cut their cock off and kill themselves with it
>>682206507
execute bernie and hillary
>>682206313
Every tuesday is Pasta tuesday. You eat Pasta and get to kill Niggers and SJW/Feminists without going to jail. But if they live into wednesday you're charged with murder.
Ganking in Dark Souls is a crime punished by torture.
>>682207786
roll for this.
Close every KFC and slowly destroy the niggers.
People that refuse to get a job will have limited time on food stamps and government aid if their time expires they can never receive it again
>>682207441
OHHHHHHH SHIIT!!!
Communism now becomes the economic system of the world, and the world becomes one uniform nation, with only one race (Whites of course, we always win)
History is replaced with Herstory.
No dicks allowed
>>682206313
Institute The Purge!
>>682206313
Lolis can be sexually arassed.
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mandatory all 4chan users must kill furrys and bronys
Bill Cosby is now the supreme ruler of the pharmaceutical industy
>>682207179
this
Everyone who does not have autism is put on the moon from this day forth.
Great progress so far
>>682206313
Flat percentage based tax rate, no more loopholes/gimmicks.
10% for individuals 20% for businesses.
Exterminate all niggers.
>>682206313
dubs are now executed
>>682208252
I'm down for this, but can it be a 12 hour event twice a year instead of 24 once? I need to get my sleep.
>>682207041
WASTED LAW, Hitler dindu nuffin wrong already!
>>682208520
reroll
>>682206313
Everyone should feel the bern!!
bomb everyone
>>682208331
Thank you based cabinet member
15% of the federal budget goes toward subsidizing Popeyes and funding schools in black neighborhoods
From this day onward, there will only be two genders. Male and female. If you have hermaphroditism, only then will you have the right of gender identification, but only those two choices.
>>682206313
The principle of supervening illegality shall apply to criminal as well as civil law.
Basically, if you see someone doing something illegal, you can do whatever you want to them.
Someone jaywalks, then you can run them over without repercussions
If someone is here illegally, then you can pretty much do whatever you want to them.
Every Sunday every guy gets a BJ from the official "cock sucking police"
Institute white genocide, the destruction of the white race through mandatory black dickings of the wommin and extermination of the men.
Change national anthem to sandstorm
>>682206313
Forced butt-stuff doesn't count as rape. Only vaginal penetration is rape.
>>682208465
>KFC
>Popeye's
know the difference.
if someone is here illegally you can either have them deported or made into your personal slave and you can do with them as you wish. You just need to register them as a pet. and keep them up to date on shots. (No government help and they must be spayed or neutered.)
>>682207183
The amount of cringe is unbearable
Please kill self eith sunlight now basement dweller
>mfw rule 15
>>682208744
Underrated post
>>682206313
Shooting all white guys in the face every Tuesday
>>682208827
this is why we need a law saying to kill the niggers, you know what nah, kill everything but asians and whites. keep the IQ high while also keeping the people tall.
>>682206313
Every person born on a Saturday, Monday or Wednesday has their legs and arms amputated and they're are turned into rape slaves that will be on the corner of every street.
>>682206313
Sexy women's shits are to be put into a box and kept and fat people have to exercise and if you don't have a job you have to join the army
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mandatory religion must have terf wars in there subjected areas
Everyone must commit suicide. No more America
>>682209197
reroll
>>682207427
You can't do that
>>682208747
reroll
>>682209249
re-re-roll
>>682208572
True, but this way, everyone will learn the truth from an early age. EVERYONE
>>682207809
Someone had a bad day.
Trump will be leader of the universe and Hitler will reincarnate to be his vice leader
>>682208478
so when i see my wealth rise from 0 to 100k, i have to pay like 10k, but right when i want to pay that in cash first day after the start of the new year, company shut down after a problem, no 100k anymore, no 10k to pay the taxes, 10k in debt and life ruined. great job Mr. President.
>>682206313
Kill all non-whites and this guy >>682206507
>>682207260
MODDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS
Ponies are already real faggot
>>682206313
niggers tongue my anus
>>682208001
YESS MANG
Niggers must become white just magically or we'll kill em
>>682209302
re-re-re-roll
The new national religion is Pepe @ReligionPepe
The devil is the banana
Our savior is the feels guy
>>682209533
lol
>>682209591
It's passed fgts.
>>682209533
DICTATOR!
>>682209743
Don't care. Now let us just perform the surgery..
All fur/trap/loli threads are banned.
Paying tax is optional
>>682207809
Git fuckin gud
>>682207179
roll
Execute order 66.
>>682210151
ayy got it
Trump is president for life and has absolute power
>>682206313
All babies born after 2020 must have parents from different races. The physical features of Americans must be tan skinned, brown eyes and dark hair by the year 2180 and anyone with racially distinct characteristics will be killed.
>>682210151
>medical meth
ok
>>682206313
kill all the niggers
>>682209336
If you know how much your taxes are just have 10% from your pay every month faggot.. rolling for a 15% tax law, with no sales tax anymore.
>>682209197
Every member of OPs family and you
>>682207406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZQdaEFa_60
>>682209692
he never said he was rolling for you faggot, nice try though. and rolling to have everything but whites and asians killed world wide, if it isn't complied with we'll nuke the countries against it.
>>682206313
End women's suffrage.
All positive laws related to Bernie sanders can never be repealed.
>>682210541
kek
>>682209336
Currently in the US you would be paying 25% tax, so yeah 10% is an improvement
>>682210282
this faggot has to kill themself, or be tortured until death. Also Trump no runs America after every nigger(no matter the race) is deported to Africa.
We declare war on England!
>>682207279
Back to tumblr.
>>682210896
roll
>>682210972
nah through the killing of all non-whites.
>>682210896
reroll
>>682210967
Roll
>>682210896
rereroll
Legalize everything that is currently illegal
>>682210896
rerereroll
>>682207291
We are fugged
>>682206313
You have permission to shoot and kill anybody who identifies as a Muslim.
Once a year, a country is nuked. The way the country is picked is the one that rolls 69 at a /b/`s thread.
>>682210967
FUCKING ROLL
KILL EM
It is unlawful to refer to any video game character as a "toon" and is punishable by a fine of up to 100 thousand usd and 5 years in jail
Every autist must bring a door to class to be beaten with it
>>682207422
>healthy
>300 pounds
Pick one
There are no more laws.
Legalize violent murder of op
you have to pay $1 for each post. unless it's dubs. then you pay $2.
Fags get executed.
>>682211181
kek I look away for 2 minutes and someone makes my idea into a law.
>>682206313
Young people are able to trade a certain amount of student loan debt forgiveness for taking social security benefits a year later. There are no limits to this, a student can completely forgive their debts if they're willing to postpone ssi long enough.
>>682211445
Rerollerino neighbour
>>682211791
>>682211445
jk lol all anarchists are exiled
>>682206313
Kill the traps and faggots including
>>682211721
Bernie strikes again
People who don't think they should have to pay taxes but refuse to live isolated from society where they recieve no benefits from tax sponsored programs are captured and exploited for free labor for the good of the people.
niggers get eyes stabbed lel xd
>>682206313
rolling for law that says girls have to give footjobs to any guy that asks for once
>>682206313
All females must wear thongs and ass-less yoga pants at all times, no exceptions.
>>682211925
noe
>>682210420
Check'd 420
>>682206313
Penis inspections
>>682211445
That's not a law, and if it became a law, it'd cancel itself out. So did that just clean slate us? Also rolling to have bernie get trained by all of his supporters then have to drink the cum out of Hillary's ass. All money from the video will be given to bettering the education system.
tattoos are forbidden.
people wearing tattoos are to be executed.
>>682206313
Abortions for some!
Miniature American flags for others!
>>682211144
So, a permanent Purge?
>>682211990
That's not a bernie plan, at leaSt not on his webshite.
>>682212284
Roll for permanent purge
Frank Underwood for president
>>682212203
Yup clean slate. Except there is no government, we have to re create that too.
>>682212434
Roll for purge being between 6pm- 11:59pm daily. Otherwise no businesses would stay open.
Illegalize life as we know it
>>682212001
Winrar
Law:
On the annual ceremony of our independence, from 10:00 p.m. to 10:00 a.m., ALL CRIME is LEGAL. Including Murder. Every year on July 4th, this act shall take place. Before and after these hours all laws enforced against crime are reinstated.
>>682213246
I'm down with this, but what about illegal immigrants, and people who don't die but get shot/stabbed?
Automobiles are illegal. Horses, bicycles, or trains only.
2 words Mr President. Meth and lolis
>>682212734
NO build the wall and have Mexico host a perma purge, two birds one stone
>>682213671
>>682213895
deport them to mexico
Rerolling. Will clarify my stance. Meth,lolis not meth lolis
Every town has to have a Mexican rapist
So far
>>682206313
Cucking is a crime punishable by death, all involved are gassed and any nearby bronies and weebs within a 10 mile radius are flung from a plane 400ft in the sky.
All Jew's must have their left nut chopped off for identification purposes.
Incest is legal. Anti rape laws are strengthed
>>682215011
Fuck yeah, my laws passed.
Hillary Clinton sucks dicks for life. At least one dick for hour.
>>682215291
I HAVE SPOKEN!!!
>>682206663
I grew up with that fuck on my news.
That whole channel sucks dick.
Of the three stations, Channel 27 gets laughed at because they suck dick.
>>682215291
doesn't she already for the mega corps?
and just in case: all women must accept a sexual proposal from men if 1) they aren't dating/married(because of the no cuck law) and 2) it's from a white man who isn't obese.
Only whites and minorities with a high IQ are allowed to live here.
>>682206313
All men must commune at their local town hall and prolapse, they also must suck on it for 10 minutes before returning home to light their testicles on fire.
All Jew's must have their left nut chopped off for identification purposes. 00000000000
tumblr is banned
All Jew's must have their left nut chopped off for identification purposes. ydy3bwdj
>>682215793
Roll
>>682207081
Yessssss
>>682206313
>all niggers must die
>>682214846
I need this reroll
OP is never a fag.
All SJWs are hereby renamed to "mentally handicapped landwhales" and are deported to the middle of the ocean.
>>682206313
All Jew's must have their left nut chopped off for identification purposes. ps this will become a law
banana is our new god and savoir
>>682216091
>Using my chip on this one
>>682216091
No what have you done
feminism is now the equivalent of following hitler.
>>682216109
rollerino
All Jew's must have their left nut chopped off for identification purposes. gwdyuiw
It is illegal to lie, if you're found to be lying you are skinned alive, before having every bone in your body removed, keeping you alive for as long as possible without machine intervention.
>>682216245
but feminism is a bad thing. We can't sully the purity of nazism!
Anime must be watched religiously.
All masturbation must be done publicly
making new laws is punishable by nuclear war with russia.
>>682216467
rolling to support
If your hand smells like feces, you will be publicly executed
>>682216611
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff...
nuh uh
All wars must be carried out with ink ala Splatoon style.
>>682216739
This law needs to exist.
>>682216467
again!
>>682212615
i will re roll until this is a law
>>682212615
reroll
>>682216739
re roll.
>>682212615
rerereoll
>>682216739
Please.
>>682212615
rererereroll
>>682216739
Rollarino
>>682212615
rererererereroll
>>682212615
fucking hell this
Everyone gets free lunch
>>682216739
Rollin' and Scratchin'
>>682212615
come on
>>682216739
Come on.
>>682212615
Roll
>>682212615
still not there
>>682216739
Roll
>>682212615
reroll for the 8th time
>>682212615
so close
>>682216739
Rollin' again
we start handing our nukes like oprah hands out cars!!!
>YOU GET A NUKE!!!
>AND YOU GET A NUKE!!!
>>682216739
Raul
Frank Underwood cannot be president.
>>682217481
FUCK YES FRANK UNDERWOOD 2020
>>682217481
waste
Weed is illegl
>>682217561
fuck off
>>682217499
re-roll!!!
>>682206313
all boys under the age of 10 must be sodomized by bananas
>>682216739
Ravioli ravioli give me the inkaroni
Women are no longer considered people, can be owned and rape is legal
law 2716: the conservation of pee act
u pee in ur own mouth everyday on live tv for the entire duration of ur presidency
>>682217481
ayy
The internet is now illegal
>>682206982
Wew! That was too close nigger.
>>682206313
Every job rejection must have a valid, non-'you just weren't what we were looking for' answer given for each candidate.
>>682208001
THE LAW HAS SPOKEN
>>682216739
This is officially a law.
>>682217661
>>682217499
roll again...
>>682217674
What about rape against a guy tho?
IF SOMEONE SEE PORN WILL DIE
>>682206313
All men are now only allowed to be faggots. Each man may donate up to 3 semen samples in their life time.
>>682217765
roll for this
You need a permit to get dubs
tumblr gets removed and sanitized from intertubes and feminazies are burned alive to appease gods!!!
Squid is now a sexual orientation
>>682207291
This will not stand!
It's raining men it's the new national anthem.
>>682217499
and another roll...
Mayo is illegal.
>>682218055
re roll...
>>682212001
fek
undo this one
4chan die
>>682218108
Frank Underwood is prez now
>>682218121
WINRAR!
Niggers are euthanized from birth
Legal age of consent is 4 and its no longer rape if you yell suprise.
Lady bugs will now be equality bugs
>>682218055
rolling for great justice!
>>682218151
Give it up fellas, the law has spoken.
>>682218151
DELETE THIS!
>>682206313
All US citizens will be issued and required to carry a firearm.
>>682218311
YAY WE ARE ALL SAFE NOW BROS!!! DUBS CONFIRMS IT!!!
>>682218044
The irony
girls are boys and boys are girls
>>682218382
meme rations
every civillian will receive a flash drive full of 200 government approved memes every two days. The civilian will return the flash drive to a designated station the day after and wait for their next shipment of the freshest,dankest memes, approved by the Federal Meme Suppliers™
>>682206313
No-limit hunting permits for Republicans are issued to ALL citizens who request them.
