You are the hero of legend. Your deeds are to be retold for generations.
You find yourself at a fork in the road. One road leads to a dark cave. The other leads up a hill into a snowy mountain range.
You have a short sword, a filled waterskin, and a scroll tied with a blue bow which you have not read yet.
What do you do?
The first post to receive two replies decides.
Kill yourself
Hold the waterskin between your legs and pretend it's a bigger penis than your own
>>682198595
Read the Scroll.
>>682198915
This
>>682198915
This
>>682198970
obviously
>>682198915
You pull the waist of your pants aside so you can lodge the waterskin between your legs. You appear to be much better endowed. You feel mildly less insecure about yourself, but slightly more ashamed.
What do you do?
The first post to receive two replies decides.
>>682198595
read the scroll when reading it says 'lube up the sword with water then put water skin on tip of sword shove letter init and sit on the sword
>>682199946
so i do that
>>682199369
Look for a wench to m8 with.
>>682200200
Check'd.
>>682200200
dubs demand it
Tear up the scroll, throw the scraps onto the ground, then go straight ahead (into the trees?); ignoring the two paths available.
>>682200200
>>682200543
>>682200662
Good thinking hero! With adventure comes peril, and nobody likes peril. So lets set aside that hopefully not important scroll in search of some action tonight.
You ignore both the mountain pass and the cave and walk back towards town.
Along the way, a man jumps out from behind a tree, brandishing a dagger!
He demands you give him everything you have.
What do you do?
The first post to receive two replies decides.
>>682201024
Cockslap him with your waterskin
Mate his anus to assert dominance
>>682201136
Reply.
>>682201024
>>682201136
Nigger beat me to it.
Slit wrists with sword and masturbate.
>>682201136
>>682201217
>>682201218
Way to think on your feet, hero!
He would have expected for you to draw your short sword, so why not draw your *long sword* ?
You briskly and tenderly smack the ruffian across his face with your phallus, disorienting him enough for him to accidentally drop his dagger into some nearby bushes.
He surrenders, but you have yet to establish your position as the alpha male in the situation. You bend him over forcefully and proceed to mate with him anally. Not for pleasure, but to prove a point.
Afterwards, he lies in fetal position, sobbing to himself.
You are standing on the path between town, the mountains, and the cave. The man is at your feet.
What do you do?
The first post to receive two replies decides.
>>682201916
Now is no the time for fear, lowly thief. That comes later.
Acknowledge his bravery and add him to your party.
>>682201916
Make him our slave companion and travel into the cave. Also search him for coins
>>682201916
steal a horse
>>682202184
>>682202201
These are essentially the same
>>682202201
ayy
>>682202201
This
>>682202415
senpai pls no hurt me
>>682202201
>>682202415
>>682202566
>>682202619
You encourage the crying thief to stand and join you.
He remains sobbing and incoherent.
You marvel at the grovelling man's dedication to remaining on the ground. He will surely make a loyal companion. You search his person and find nothing but an I.O.U. in his pocket. What a shitty thief.
You crudely stuff the man into your pocket, thus adding him to your inventory.
It is uncomfortable to walk.
You meander down the path to the cave. At the mouth of the cave, there is a sign. It reads:
"STOP. You will die if you proceed. There is a dragon and absolutely no treasure in the back of this cave. Do not risk your life for nothing."
What do you do?
The first post to receive two replies decides.
>>682198595
>>682202184
>If I take off that mask, will you die?
Also, crash the village with no survivors.
>>682202666
CHECKED
>>682203016
Think of a name for yourself
The name "Diddler the Fiddler" comes to mind
>>682203016
Throw him into the cave and use him as bait. If something is in there, it'll attack him.
>You are the hero of Legend
>hero of legend
>LEGEND
As you stand in front of the face, the Pinwheel boss comes out and attacks you. He's super easy, so you and your slave decimate him easily. He drops one of his masks, the one of the father. You rightfully wear it throughout your journey.
>>682203227
This
>>682203227 cave*
This pls
>>682203016
>You crudely stuff the man into your pocket, thus adding him to your inventory.
I kek'd hard OP you are amazing.
Mountain path pls we need to get stronk first
>>682203016
use a magic potion (out of nowhere) that makes your dick the size of the dragon and use it to rape the dragon
>>682203445
lol ye
>>682203445
Or this.
>>682203445
this
>>682203016
Turn around, slay your thief companion, start heading back to town.
>>682203227
>>682203445
Well we'll have to make this a doubly. OP, do your magic!
>>682203445
>>682203664
>>682203537
>>682203680
You decide you want to rape the dragon at the back of the cave, so you decide to pour a magic potion on your phallus that will make it grand enough to complete such a task.
Sadly, there was one weakness to your dubious, bullet-proof plot: you have no such potion. You improvise and reach into your inventory and pull out your waterskin. Your thief begs to go home. You pat his head and ignore him. You begin pouring the water onto your exposed phallus as a dragon emerges from the cave.
It stares inquisitively at you.
You feel ashamed.
What do you do?
The first post to receive two replies decides.
Stab the dragon in the cock.
>>682204192
inb4 the dragon becomes a furry
>>682204192
Stab it in the side then shove your companion in its asshole.
Seduce the dragon into a threesome with your sexy moves
>>682204192
There's a +5 chaos Zweihander lying on the ground. Pick it up.
>>682204192
Dragon blowjob
Obviously your drenched phallus is now fireproof.
>>682204192
Cast PK Flash, Fissure, Guillotine, Horn Drill, Whatever
Anything that can get us an easy One-Hit KO
>>682204408
This.
>>682204396
this
>>682204496
>AHEM<
>>682204496
Foolproof plan
>>682204192
Throw your companion at the dragon and while it's distracted, walk behind it and check its sex.
>>682204496
Done.
>>682204192
ASK THE DRAGON OUT ON A DATE
TRY GETTING SOME POON HERE
>>682204575
>>682204635
Stop turning this into dark souls nigger.
>>682204408
Do this
>>682204854
Yer i want this to happen
>>682204192
Use the th'um
>>682198970
This
>>682204496
>>682204575
>>682204635
"There's a +5 chaos Zweihander lying on the ground. Pick it up." You say.
The dragon thanks you, and picks it up.
You are now facing a dragon with a sword. Good going hero.
>>682204927
>>682204408
>>682204552
You quickly rush the dragon, dealing a deft blow to its side. It roars in pain as you quickly duck behind the dragon's hind legs and insert your companion into the dragon's anus.
Because the dragon already had many dragon bones in its inventory, adding a 150lb man to its inventory made the dragon over-encumbered. The dragon cannot move.
What do you do?
The first post to receive two replies decides.
>>682205307
FUS RO DAH!
>>682204859
Based OP keeping this shit on track.
>>682205307
Join your companion inside the dragon's asshole.
>>682205307
ask the dragon to our new wife
>>682205307
Ask the dragon where its ladyfriends might be
I wanna get romantic with one
I wanna get INTIMATE with one
>>682205307
make him eat his own shit, then turn his butt in fire
>>682205509
THIS
>>682205509
THIS.
>>682205307
Your a hero among men OP. Claim dragon as companion slave.
>>682205432
Do it anon. Use the thuum.
>>682205582
>>682205624
samefag?
>>682205307
Sprint back to a village. Go find a hooker.
>>682205624
Samefag
>>682205432
do this
>>682205307
Read the scroll...
...In a Scandinavian accent.
>>682205737
>>682205716
>>682205432
Attempt this.
Although we are not the dragonborn so I can't see it working.
/qst/ faggot
>>682198595
yo i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682205895
implying you cant shop an image
>>682205582
>>682205624
samefag
>>682205895
oh ok
This is so fucked that its beautiful, but I have to go. Can someone please screencap this and send to [email protected] ?
>>682205509
Damn it this
>>682206019
FUCKING SAMEFAG
>>682206003
Not that fast
>>682206220
Stop samefaggr
>>682205509
>>682205582
>>682205624
You execute your next... 'cunning'... move, and gingerly insert yourself into the dragons anus, joining your thief friend.
The dragon roars in pain and embarrassment. The dragon is ashamed.
The thief is ashamed.
You are ashamed.
>>682205432
>>682205881
>>682205945
You shout "FUS ROH DAH" inside the dragon's anus. Nothing has changed. The dragon has, however, become so confused that it has become desperate.
"Listen, hero. I will give you the princess if you leave me alone and never come back."
What do you do?
The first post to receive two replies decides.
>>682206242
wtf, what did i do skrub?
>>682206362
Tell it you want the princess and the gold.
>>682205582
>>682205624
>>682206003
>>682206279
Fucking samefags
>>682206362
Eat dragon heart from inside the dragon
>>682206362
Say yes, but whit one deal, you will leave the dragon alone if he forces the princess to fuck whit you.
>>682206362
Rub the dragons prostate until it orgasms
>>682206362
Exit the dragon's asshole and shake its hand, to make the dragon's proposal official.
>>682206362
4-way with the princess, dragon and thief.
Leave durgun alone and continue elsewhere
>>682206362
Tell the dragon that you didn't go there for the princess, but you came there so your friend and yourself could mate with it.
If Dragon doesn't want to be mated (or if Male) mate anyway.
>>682206412
He thinks you are me.
Can we get this fucking thread back on track? Holy SHIT....
>>682206362
You the thief back in your inventory, you left the waterskin outside the dragon. Time to go get it, fuck the princess.
>>682206567
this, i guess
>>682206633
+1 reply
>>682206550
Lol eat the heart
>>682206633
Anotha one
>>682206362
"Pfft, fuck that! Tell me where I may find some nice DRAGON ladies! From what I can tell in here, it's a nice investment."
>>682206550
we need dargon power
>>682206740
>>682206801
At least get the princess first!
>>682206595
This.
>>682206595
It's not too late.
Add princess to inventory
>>682207440
This.
>>682207440
Do et!
>>682206595
>>682206933
>>682207018
>>682207075
You search desperately within the anus of the dragon for it's prostate g-spot to no avail. You resolve to not bother calling back or making breakfast in the morning.
>>682206633
>>682206740
>>682206801
You, suddenly determined with the motivation to leave, slip out of the dragon's anus and retrieve your companion. He begs for the sweet release of death as you, yet again, stuff him into your pocket, his limbs crudely sticking out.
The dragon sighs in relief "Now, the princess is... Hey-- where are you going?"
You decide you don't have time for this and waddle out of the cave, leaving the confused and violated dragon in your wake.
You wander, lost, through the woods until webs begin lining the canopies of the treeline. Suddenly, a sort of spider-human hybrid lunges at you from a nearby web. "FOOD FOR THE SPIDER QUEEN" she shouts as she brandishes a spear.
What do you do?
The first post to receive two replies decides.
>>682207680
Go back for the princess!
>>682207680
If the spider queen wants something in her throat, I've got something for her
SLAVE THIEF! Unzip my dick!
>>682207680
Have an orgy with the spider colony
>>682207680
Use waterskin potion of endurance, violate all spiders in your wake with spear.
>>682207877
pls this
>>682207680
Use your lightning-quick reactions to put the spider-human into your inventory, take it to the dragon, and put it in its anus.
>>682207680
Pause game, level up with all the experience from completing the previous quest, and invest in magic. Subdue spider hybrid with magic and add to inventory
>>682207680
You run back to the dragon asking for help, and threathening him to do that again if he doesnt help.
>>682207863
THIS
>>682207863
THIS!111!1!11!!
>>682207830
And feed princess to queen.
>>682207977
This
>>682208032
dis
>>682207863
THIS THING RIGHT HERE
>>682208032
THIS
>>682207863
I want this one
>/quest/
>>682207877
why not?
>>682207977
Yeah
>>682207863
This!
>>682207977
Underrated
>>682208456
I second that
>>682207863
>>682208063
>>682208095
>>682208141
"Yeah, I got some meat for your queen, RIGHT 'ERE."
On command, your pocket thief drops your trousers and reveals your phallus. Your waterskin falls from between your thighs and drops unceremoniously in the dirt.
The spider creature is taken aback.
"Th-... the hero of legend! The stories are true! Quickly, you must see the Spider Queen at once!"
The spider being beckons to you with her hand, it seems she wants to lead you to the colony.
What do you do?
The first post to receive two replies decides.
>>682208456
3 replies.
>underrated.
>>682208032
This.
>>682208597
Eat a dick nigher
>>682208584
Use your lightning-quick reactions to put the spider-human into your inventory, take it to the dragon, and put it in its anus.
>>682208584
Sex the spider queen
Start an immortal empire with her and your favorite bug-type pokemon
Heracross and Yanmega become your favorite
>>682208584
You go and follow the spider, as your slave thief is handjobbing your dick to make it ready for the massive spider fucking.
>>682208584
Come to the spider queen and light her on fire as you rape her.
>>682208584
Fist the spiders spinner hole.
>>682208741
Sure
>>682208584
Feed her with proteins
>>682208584
Sing "Fury of the Storm" by Dragonforce obnoxiously loudly.
>>682208741
this please op
>>682208584
Keeping your dick out Follow the spider to the spider queen then add the spider to your inventory
>>682208584
You go and follow the spider, as your slave thief is handjobbing your dick to make it ready for the massive spider fucking
>>682208584
Laugh raucously at the spider and tell it to follow you to the Spider queen! Stupid spider will probably get lost anyways
>>682208741
Okay this is better than mine (>>682208823)
>>682208861
Oh my god....
>>682208584
You continue on to the Spider Queen, but take a quick break to mate with the spider hybrid
>>682208873
op you must!!!
>>682208873
This.
>>682208918
this
>>682208873
dis
Can we like, NOT rape everything we see
>>682208861
yes
>>682208741
This
>>682209442
no. this is how we assert dominance
Bump.
Hitting refresh for the update. Gonna have to leave soon. Someone screencap this.
>>682208861
this must fucking happen
>>682209442
No, we can't.
>>682209522
But like I'm uncomfortable with how much OP has to say phallus...
>>682208741
>>682208893
>>682208900
>>682208919
You take the spider woman by the hand, and without missing a beat, add her to your inventory.
She screams in protest, you explain to her that it's just your job. She continues screaming anyways. Rude.
You return to the dragon's cave. The dragon sees you enter. "Oh, I was wondering when you were going to--"
You briskly stuff the spider into the dragon's anus. The dragon screams with pain and anger. "HOW DARE YOU RETURN AND SHOVE YET MORE THINGS INTO MY ANUS. NOW YOU WILL PAY."
The dragon crushes you underfoot, bringing you to the brink of death. The princess emerges from the shadows in time to hear you speak for the last time.
She talks through tears. "Oh noble hero, what is your name? I will make sure your story wasn't in vain."
What do you say?
The first post to receive two replies decides.
>>682209442
>>682209442
Request denied.
>>682209688
Piss Whistle
>>682209688
"My name is OP"
>>682209688
Suiting end for our hero. Our name? An hero.
>>682209688
"My name... Is...
...Jonas."
>>682209688
ALLAHU AKBAR.
>>682209822
CHECKED. AND THIS.
>>682209688
Got a way to save me?
>>682209688
We are Doctor Deletus
The Annihilator of Feetus
>>682209886
This/10
>>682209919
FUCKING THIS
>>682209688
My name is... Prince...
>>682209822
Kek'd yes
>>682209688
Fuck you, you little unservavle, unfuckable, little whimpy, weak ass, whore shit, asshole princess
I'm capping this thread as we go
>>682209688
Put on the Ring of Sacrifice and say "Carl the Cuck", and revive unscathed at bonfire
>>682209822
Checked. Winrar.
Shitty end to a great potential.
Someone screencap this.
>>682209919
YES
>>682208584
Rape the spider creature, then proceed in the general direction of the spider queen!
>>682209688
"My name... my name is...is....
JOOOHHHNN CEENNNAAA"
With the shocking revelation, you gather up the courage to bodyslam the dragon to death
OP please come back for another adventure sometime.
>>682210304
too late fam
>>682209886
This.
Rip princess
Rip dragon
Rip spider
Rip thief slave
>>682209688
Brink of death isn't death.
tfw the princess doesn't already know your name
>>682210345
KEK
>>682209822
>>682209997
>>682210087
"My name... is OP..."
With the last of your breath, you speak your name .
The princess is eventually rescued by a more competent hero, but she still remembers you. She spreads your tale all around the realm. All knew your tale, and all knew about your heroic(?) deeds involving stuffing anuses.
To this day, people sometimes call OP a faggot because of his obsession with stuffing anuses, but as we saw here today, that couldn't be any further from the truth.
THE END.
>>682210701
Great ending. Let's do another one in another thread.
>>682210701
Fucking hell OP. Brings a tear to my eye.
>>682210701
Poetic fucking ending
>>682210701
Today OP was definitely not a faggot
>>682210701
We love you too, OP.
>>682210701
MAKE ANOTHER THREAD
GO-GO STORY-TELL-ER
>>682210701
A beautiful story about the hero becoming an hero.
somebody post the fucking cap
>>682211449
Underrated.
someone cap this pls and post it
>>682210812
>>682211332
Sorry m8s, OP has finals and has to go to sleep.
Stay phallus
>>682212351
Doing dogs work sun.
>>682212351
thank you for your services
>>682212351
ty anon :)
>>682212612
>>682212695
>>682212763
Just doing what needed to be done
the man of the hour
and the guy that recorded that shit
I'm the latter
>>682212351
nice
>>682212947
anon can you cap some stuff less from the side and more up and down, trying to post it somewhere but it wont fit because its too wide... can you post some of the comments below instead of to the right? if you got the chance
>>682213468
that man fought apathy to deliver
>>682214320
im just saying if he has time, i appreciate it but im trying to upload it to a site but it wont fit atm
>>682205950
they keep adding boards that steal good content from /b/
what the fuck are we supposed to do on /b/? these new boards are fucking bullshit
>>682212351
protip: turn off (you) from being displayed next time you are going to screenshot
did anyone cap this thinner than the other anon? i wanna upload it somewhere but its too wide... any anons wanna help out and use snipping tool or paint to edit it so that the side comments are below instead of to the right?
There's a continuation of this story here, if anyone's interested.
>>682215672
>>682215590
you could do it as well you know.
what if somebody else waste their time and then you're like "thanks but now its too tall"
>>682217324
ik i was planning on it, but i was wondering if anon was already capping it or was already editing it if its not a hastle (not trying to sound like a lazy asshole)
>>682210345
Yes. YES. YES!
