Wafi Claiming Thread
>Your waifu isn't real
The rules are simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post fitting, not over-sexualized content
>insult other waifu
>insult Dio
>fuck you Dio
>keep RP and ERP to a minimum
Dio-sama...
claimed
Claiming
beware nerds, I'm gonna shoot up all of your waifus
>>682197761
best girl reclaimed!
>>682197840
Insulted.
Exquisite.
>>682197761
claimed......
Doing studies for A&P so yeah
>>682197520
No. It happens to me sometimes. Things build and build and build. Slowly changing shape, losing all substance until everything is just a projection in the vapor. Soon the bad thoughts will come and they won't stop for a long time.
>>682197956
I was watching the video about waifu modding.
>>682197983
fuck you im out
best daughteru has cute imagination, desu!
Hardly. The lack of your training has made me slow.
claimed
Jolyne "the Best Girl" Cujo claimed
>The ERP queen is still here.
Calling all lewdposters. We need you.
What have these threads become?
>>682197761
>crying
>>682198033
you should really see a doctor
on another note anyone have concept art?
>>682198164
are you trying to be funny?
this is the dumbest shit ever, like in the history of the world
>>682198055
okay....
>>682198246
I don't know
>>682198036
Thank god, reality is too depressing.
>>682197936
Good luck with that.
>>682197935
Hows life with broken headphones?
>>682198231
>>682198345
>teleports behind you
>shoots you in the back
over
>>682198345
Reality is pretty okay when you learn how to not be depressed. I learned about it when I was but a young child, it's pretty simple to be honest.
claimed
riven claim
>>682198296
I have seen a doctor. I went to a therapist before, but I can't afford to go now. And the neurologists I used to see didn't think anything was wrong, at least not in such a way that something needed to be done.
>>682198345
>Hows life with broken headphones?
Terrible, I'm using earbuds and I'm just not used to them.
Also the sound quality is horrible.
You overestimate my abilities.
>his waifu doesn't have wide hips
shit taste famalam
wait maybe just the bass has the drop d part in Fuwa Fuwa Time
>>682197936
You can try, but you'll fail.
>>682198465
sTOP
>>682197979
Faggot.
You underestimate them.
>>682197761
I missed most of the last thread,
the fuck is that?
also, I miss anything else?
>claiming best girl
>>682198609
Projection.
>>682198231
I gave you my biggest lewd yday and won't post it anymore, hope it was good enough for the ERP queen.
>>682198465
>damage on my body doesn't even kill her
>she will casually stop time and rape you
>if it doesn't work turns into a devil and changes laws of universe
>>682198533
that sucks dude >.<
i guess no one else digs concept art?
>>437298667
No. I just hope we don't all get banned. These thread prunings are scaring me a little.
claiming sea-pizza chan
>>682198940
It doesn't suck really, it's just a thing I have to live with.
Mined
>>682198992
What's your favorite pizza topping, /waifu/?
>>682198231
;^)
>I'm always lurking
>>682199197
FUCK
Got here too late
Can't fucking wait for her in SF5
Hello everyone! Sorry about leaving earlier today I got busy.
>who wants a hug?
>>682198231
always ready to lewd
riven is proof the west is even better at waifus
>>682199197
How come your waifu looks alot like mine?
>>682199215
Mushrooms and pepperoni tbh
>>682199291
HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS GOOD
>>682199354
Hugs=good
>>682199421
I am erect.
>>682199354
its fine as long as i get a hug
>>682198515
Too bad I didn't learn such thing as fast as you, it might even be getting worse as time passes.
>>682198545
I know that feel bro, at least earbuds are kinda comfy.
>>682199354
Ayy there... they are free after all.
>>682199450
idk mang, lissandra, leblanc and syndra are all pretty hotter than riven
>>682197761
bruh i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682199318
mugi what the fuck she's eating your fucking eyebrows
>>682199450
She's not as t h i c c as Sona
I'm out now for good hopefully, see you in two hours when I wake up.
>>682199421
get pizzad
>>682199613
kat best girl
Boring day at work, but I guess boring is good
>>682199748
Don't die.
>Homura
>>682199513
>hugs
>>682199533
Sachiiiiiii~
>happy hugs
>>682199537
Sup Homura!
>warm hugs
>>682199545
Hi shinoa-bro!!
>tight hugs
>>682199663
Keep em coming baby
>>682199537
Well perharps one day you will find true peace of mind.
Or you'll end up hanging yourself.
Or dying of any other causes.
Or living to old age in deep depression because you never lucked out and died at a young age and were too much of a pussy to actually kill yourself.
>>682199828
hi fran, im guessing work was slow?
>sabotaged this thread with pizza and league of legends posting
feels good
>>682199748
Damn I thought you were out like 2 hours ago, goodnight.
>>682199828
Hey Fran.
>no replies
>noose-o-matic 9000 time
>>682199810
If you like headbutting your keyboard instead of playing with your hands yes.
>>682199849
Not much, chilling a bit here before bed. Those hugs are warm enough to keep me away from the sheets a little longer.
Best mage claimed~
>Kagami, Akiko, Milinda and Kurisu are all toptier qt's
>>682198231
>>682199955
It's not really sabotage if we like it
I'm back.
>>682199849
Hey there Prinz.
>>682199828
I got Ruby a new tank today.
This just in: Me and Megumin are fucking shit at vidya
Akiko claimed
>insert Dio insult here
>>682200000
AAAAHHH
>quints=guaranteed replies
>>682199713
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WKtVzNAQ6XA
I know you're joking but still :^)
Reminds me of a scene from Nichijou
>>682200000
CHECKED XD XD XD XD XD XD LOL
>>682199955
pizza is good
>>682200000
Better than me!
>>682200072
hey again megumin, how was depths??
>megumin is confirmed cutest waifu
>>682200000
Still wanna die?
>Check'd
>>682199955
>tfw your evil plan was to contribute to the thread
also
682200000
>>682200000
Quints oh fellate me my god
>>682199894
omfg hanging triggers me
kidding obv
>>682198356
So adorable..
>>682198833
It is very much.
Join our revolution!
>>682199227
Always good to have you here <3
>>682199257
If you can't beat them.
>>682199405
We need more people like you.
>>682200083
Ruri... I'm sorry..
>>682200151
Have this.
>for reasons
>Galko
>>682200000
CRIPPLECHECK
>>682200000
ive been searching the various threads for you. ive found you. witnessed.
>>682200000
Wasted
>>682200228
It was fun~
Need help with DkS?
>>682199945
Yeah, kinda. I got payed, so that was good
>>682199967
Hey!
>>682200095
Aw sweet! Does she like it so far?
>>682200083
I may just rape you when I get my connection back.
You've been warned.
>>682200000
What a waste!
>>682200000
Such powerful Get, it may even rival me.
>>682199894
The first possibility sounds great, just wonder how long will it take. Second is not happening because there are better ways to kill myself, I shit you not, 5 of my great-uncles that killed themselves with poison. Last possibility is the most likely one.
>>682200000
Best. Exit. Ever.
>>682200000
wasted on a shitty waifu thread
>>682200333
THE ELUSIVE DUB-DUB-TRIPS :0
>>682200382
I saved it ',:^)
>>682200444
>Trips confirm
that gets go to posts like that proves that get bots dont exist
>>682200000
Kill yourself
>>682200058
Hehe.. Sleep if you need it, the hugs can wait. Sleep is important
>>682200095
Hi Galko!
>successful hugs
>>682200000
>quintuple hugs
<3<3<3<3<3<3
>>682200444
Sure thing.
>>682200333
Don't be sorry, Stocking, please.
>>682200228
We got destroyed, I hadn't played since the early betas and things got so fancy
I still ripped Megumin apart a few times
Shark stronk
>>682200000
these dubs to quints are a sign Kurumi is best
https://youtu.be/ZvyNOg4jSRg
>>682200333
triple 3s!
aweee thank you queen ^^
>>682200333
suicide
>>682200000
nice get
noose yourself anyway though
>>682200683
kek, sounds like a good time...
>>682200441
getting payed is always good lol, so how are you doing frankenberry??
I'm starting to think this is a get thread and not a waifu thread
>>682200622
>>682200444
>>682200433
>>682200400
>>682200333
>>682200311
>>682200288
>>682200000
>>682200651
I know someone that posts as that character. Are you that person?
>>682200441
She hasn't even used the hide yet, I don't know if that's good or not.
>>682200561
:^)
>check the filename for intended use
>>682200333
I'm always here.
did someone say noose?
>>682200114
What did you just feed?
>>682200333
Glad to know you're pleased. I might post something else in that fashion later on... when I think its safe enough to go unnoticed.
>>682199305
She is literal perfection to me, and you sound like my twin. The suffering has been so painful these last 5 months waiting for her.
>>682199487
Jolyne is a top quality waifu, I love JoJo and have been keeping up with the latest chapters for part 8. Similar looks, but far different personalties.
>>682200444
dub dub trips of rape
>>682200876
Our lord Dio has declared every /waifu/ thread is unofficial get thread. /waifu/ has a certain magic that inspires good gets
>>682200333
Dub dub trip confirms my adorablness
>>682200590
Emm... how does Kyouko feel about consensual rape?
>>682200416
>>682200469
>>682200548
damn straight I wasted that shit
>>682200641
>>682200755
that's the plan
>>682200925
Well I did talk about hanging yourself, but I didn't say the word "noose"
>>682200865
I'm great, you? Anything fun happen at the base?
>>682200876
All waifu threads are get threads
>>682200910
Hm, I'm not sure either. Can I see a pic of her habitat?
>>682200956
Not playing LoL, we played depth. teams of divers with guns and sharks go up against each other. I had the pleasure of ripping apart Megumin a few times
>>682200000
Faggot
>>682200561
Bow down to me!
>>682200659
No.. I am sorry.. It's too late for me..
>>682200755
Not yet.
>>682200910
Good<3
>>682200956
We need more people with loyalty, like you.
Much appreciated.
>>682201086
So does that cute gif~
>>682200894
Nah i don't think so pal
The full band version of Fude Pen ~Ball Pen~ <<<<< Fude Pen ~Ball Pen~ YuiAzu version
>>682201168
naww....nothing ever does lol, i would knock on wood, but that would exciting!!
>>682201060
Of course. Only the dark tricks of Dio would allow everyone to get such epic gets
>>682200958
Yeah. My friend said a long time ago that Juri and Jolyne look alike and I can't unsee it.
>>682200651
Well im not really tired and don't have anything important to do tomorrow in the morning, I will just go to sleep soon to not mess with my habits too much.
>>682201296
kek, sounds like a fun game, reminds me of one that I don't remember the name right now but was humans vs dinosaurs (players too).
>>682200659
Don't think that just because you've given me permission this won't be rape.
>>682201256
4 (you)s there
feels good
>>682201338
Do you go to other threads? And if so do you post with a name that is the same as a famous linguist?
>>682201445
nice job fuckin up those trips there mugi
a thread of gets and you're not in it :^)
you're making me really want to watch k-on tho, music is that good?
>>682201458
Dark?
Then explain to me how did I, Dio anon, saved the thread from mass waifu thievery?
>Dio, in case I wasn't clear enough
>>682201328
You're not letting me join or what?
Speak clearly, please.
>I am sorry....
>I can't...
?
>>682201556
Leave me alone will you
>>682200651
How have you been?
>>682201328
<3
>>682201168
I'll have one next thread.
>>682201328
omg i love that pic!
>>682201450
Can't have that.
But I guess nothing happening on a military base would be good, at least for us civilians
>>682201556
Can I rape you tomo?
>>682201647
Aw, I wanted him to win just once
>>682201328
I might lack a lot of qualities but loyality ain't a problem. Im happy I finally found someone to dedicate it.
>>682201647
YOURE A BAD MAN DIO! YOU KILLED THE JOESSTAR BLOODLINE
>>682201687
Get the hell out faggot
>Jolyne
>>682201629
well I thought it was horribly cringey at first but a few days ago I started listening to them suck again to give it another shot and it wasn't really that bad
Off by one might as well kill myself
>Mugi
>>682201470
Ooh okay then
>more hugs
>>682201602
Nah. The only thread I post prinz on is this one. Sorry m8
>>682201845
A mixture between good and bad. You?
>prinz
>>682202010
necessary sacrifice to save /waifu/
>Dio
>>682201845
Can wait!
Also, anyone baking? Dio?
Fran
1 last get before I go
>>682201589
only 2 for me
>FeelsBadMan
>sachi
>>682202147
No! The Joestars are good people!
>>682202254
>off by one
>>682202101
Do you ever post as Mamimi from Flcl?
>>682202238
I only bake perfect bread, if a bread isn't made exactly on the image limit, I'm not making it.
>Dio
>>682202334
Forgot to add >jolyne
>>682202147
>>682202354
u 2
is anyone baking?
>>682197840
Dio was more attractive when he was thinner
>>682202413
Nope! I'm loyal to Prinz. I'd never post anybody else
>prinz
>>682202442
i should kill myself
>>682201470
>>682201647
Ayy, you saved my shit? nice to know my work is appreciated
>>682201861
Tripguy is destined to always roll but never get
>>682202512
Personally I prefer Phantom Blood Dio, but only his part 3 form is a time lord.
>Dio
>>682202568
Well alright then, maybe you're not the person I'm thinking of.
>>682201784
...
>>682202595
I have a folder for /waifu/ memes.
>Homu
>>682202595
I always save important Dio moments, I took a screenshot of the 2 posts, but I liked your work so I saved it instead.
>Dio
