Wafi Claiming Thread
>Your waifu isn't real
The rules are simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post fitting, not over-sexualized content
>insult other waifu
>never insult Dio
>Dio is best girl
>keep RP and ERP to a minimum
Dio-sama...
>>682202706
I guess not. Sorry!
>>682201115
But it's not rape if it's consensual.
Jolyne "Best Girl" Cujoh claimed
claimed
sachi claim
end my life
Im still here
>>682202737
kagami claimed
>megumin is the cutest waifu ever
>>682202875
Perharps he means some sort of roleplay rape fantasy.
Kill me
>>682203078
Let's go together,
I'll get the rope
QUESTION OF THE THREAD : If you had to be trapped in one game for the rest of your life what would it be and why?
>Skyrim
>Dragons
>>682203155
Dubs thieving wench, I'll gladly do it.
>>682202838
Shame. I like that person, they're one of the few that I enjoy.
>>682203207
Probably Warframe
because Warframe
>>682202737
best girl claimed!
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>>682202838
So did you ever get tired of all the hugging?
>>682202875
Thats hard to explain... we can call it rape if both of us agreed to call it that way. I think it would be exciting.
>>682203154
I wouldn't mind trying it with Dio-sama either.
>>682203155
Swallow a peach whole, you might die happy.
>>682202101
I've been fairly busy, I guess. I rearranged a lot of things and was forced to watch some drag racing.
>>682202238
Here you go.
>It's a 5.5 gallon
>I think
Unfortunately, the ERP queen must leave.
Please contact me on telegram for any interests in the revolution.
>>682203207
Most hentai games for obvious reasons.
>>682203078
end MY life
Claimed
>>682203207
>Katawa Shoujo
>Cripples
>>682203242
Fite me fgt
>>682203207
Pokemon because I'm a dirty sinner who wants to fucc a gardevior
>>682203207
pokemon oras because holy shit pokemon
>>682203207
Grass simulator, because fuck having a brain and being sentient.
>>682203207
The game of life because I'm already trapped.
>>682203207
Minecraft so I can live a simple life and raise sheep and rabbits
>>682203360
Forgot to say this is me.
Rory-sama claimed.
>>682203361
Shit, I promised to post a lewd-ish pic for you. Have a good one ERP queen.
don't you fucking faggots have a board for this cancer?
>>682203280
Aw.. Okay! Sorry I let ya down dude.
>mind if I hug you?
>>682203357
>implying you can get tired of hugging
>>682203453
Kek.
>you're not alone, friend
>>682203510
FeelsBadMan
>>682203545
>>682203545
you came to the wrong house mothafucker
>>682203207
Hm, Guild Wars has a nice world to it
>>682203334
It's been a while since I played that
>>682203360
Aw, so cute! Maybe just put in her old hide? She should recognize it
>>682202838
People like you who out cat ears on perfectly good boatgirls are why we need another Holocaust
>>682203357
Fun fact: if you eat enough peach stones you will die of cyanide poisoning
>>682203360
cute spoder
Well guys I'm off. Gonna try and catch 3 more hours of sleep before I gotta get up and go to uni again
's 297What's my gender? Did you just ask me what my gender was️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY the most IGNORANT AND ILLTERATE FUCK I have EVER seen browsing before What gives you the RIGHT ️️ to ask me what my gender is? MHMM? NOTHING THATS WHAT ️️️️️️️️️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious I'll have you know that I am a G E N D E R F L U I D I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain what that is to someone as IGNORANT as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ️ Being G E N D E R F L U I D means that I am both M A L E (cis scum) and F E M A L E ️️️️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️️⬅️ between these genders as I please️️️️️️️ You're ignorance is literally OOZING out GERMER
>>682203207
Mech Warrior Online.
Because if you cant pilot a minimum 30 meter high mech with high powered weaponry then you just aren't in a game.
>>682203678
Not sure what you have against me, but I welcome the insults
>>682203640
yeah its called /b/
>>682203360
BIG SPOOPY SPODER
>pretty cool though not gonna lie
>>682203361
Goodbye stocking.
>>682203357
> we can call it rape if both of us agreed to call it that way
Damn I guess that works.
>I think it would be exciting.
Now now Homu, when did you become such a rapist?
>>682203360
I kinda noped when I noticed the spider, I totally didn't see her at first.
Hi thread
what did you have for dinner?
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>>682203850
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.
>checkmate
>>682203638
Lol no
>>682203640
I don't know why, but ever since I first played pokemon emerald I was like >I'm going to stick my dick in that
>>682202785
Are you the same Dio I talked about mobas with?
>>682203861
my giant robot nigga
>>682203361
good riddance
>>682203188
>>682203385
lets just fucking do it seriously
do either of you live in europe
I'm going to sleep
Goodnight everyone
>Goodbye lewd
>>682203640
Only one person is allowed to touch me.
>>682203078
what wrong
>>682203207
>>682203362
this guy gets it
>>682203996
Despair
I fuckin' love my waifu
>>682203729
That is her old hide, but I cleaned of all of her webs.
>also I got a new snake
>somehow forgot to mention that
>>682203756
Thanks, good luck.
>>682203940
You finally admit it.
>>682203962
She's a good spider.
>>682204088
fuck no
Nothing. You?
>>682203996
General Tso's Chicken
>>682204139
>depressed rattling
>>682203996
Still haven't eaten, I should do that soon lol
>>682204088
guys dont >.< life gets better
>>682203996
An orange and vaporwave
卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐
Repost this windmill of friendship if you think
Europe should embrace racial diversity
卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐
>>682204218
meant for
>>682203996
>>682203996
nothing lol
>>682203752
>implying cat girls are bad
>>682203996
Pizza, you?
>>682204063
I mean I kinda want to, but it'd be weird. But hey I'm not gonna judge
>>682203782
Dio as well? I thought we were at least pals, at worst chums.
>>682204084
Yours arent technically robots, but I guess they count.
>>682203996
No idea. Ill find out when I get home.
>>682203640
Personally I didn't, but since you give and take a lot more hugs than I do I assumed you were more experienced than me and could have a different opinion.
>smug hugs
>>682203756
Fun fact: Nutmeg has hallucinogenic properties and will get you high if you consume enough of it.
>>682203962
I didn't say I wanted to be the one raping. But thats a good question.
>>682203996
Pizza.
>>682204093
Sleep tight asskiko!
>>682204139
>Despair
Same
>>682204088
I love you :)
Nagatoro claimed
>Threads are lightning edition
>Missed responses, I apologize
>>682202737
Claiming all these
I'm going to sleep. See you guys tommorow
Back home at last!
>>682204190
I'm sure she'll go into when she wants to
Oh cool! I think you said something about getting one, but I haven't seen him yet. Did you name him yet?
>>682204586
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
Eve claimed.
>>682204139
What does that taste like?
>>682204221
A dirty pleasure of mine, I never get over the sweet tanginess of american takeout.
>>682204278
how do you eat a vaporwave
i wish to taste a vaporwave
>>682204321
>>682204375
BUT YOU GOTTA EAT DINNER YOU DUMMIES
>>682204387
>>682204429
you damn pizza eaters..
>>682204375
I will cover my belly with chocolate or something every night so that you stop having nothing for dinner.
>>682204271
>life gets better
> >.<
nigga come on
>>682204202
I knew you were a bitch
do you play any games or just fag around in your bed all day
>>682204640
night nigh
t>>682204093
night bro
>>682204528
ok?
>>682204429
>I didn't say I wanted to be the one raping
Oh my, interesting.
>>682203996
Some terrible meat, you?
>>682203996
nothing
>>682204640
Night!
>>682204710
Well, I work at a "Chinese" place so I get to eat for free a lot
>>682204412
I'm sorry but Rory is fucking gross.
>>682204063
There is only one Dio.
>>682204710
Demos put your trip back on.
>>682204745
sounds interesting
>>682204710
It's bitter and burns going down.
>>682204745
!!!! c-chocolate homu for dinner?? that's two wins!!!
>i mean too but i forget lol, sorry!!!!
I haven't been here for a while, anything new?
>>682204772
no as in i don't live in Europe
yes I play games nigga
i have to do something other than fapping :^)
>>682204788
I had a london broil with rice pilaf.
also
>meat
>terrible
it's like you're not some carnivorus eating machine
>i'll eat your terrible meat anytime
>>682204795
but you gotta eat dinner
your body neeeeds it
>>682204528
I love you <3
>>682204675
It's a she, I named her Miia.
>I'm a weeb
>>682204429
Heh. You really can never get enough hugs. They're great!
>happy hugs
>>682204710
Hm? Is there an issue with pizza?
>>682204948
>rory is fucking gross
Gtfo pls
>>682205005
Pretty sure I don't know you so I'll just say.
Dio
>>682205086
>I named her Miia
Awww so you did do that after all <3
>>682205086
Can I see her?
Glad you finally named your own pets, with out help. Also, we are all weebs here
>>682205173
you lucky dog
>>682205101
Her forehead is so big that her hair is hiding half of her head.
>>682204943
I see lol. Why chinese in quotation marks?
>>682204952
yo how about you put your dick back in my asshole fag
>>682204979
Is despair whiskey?
>>682205101
the only issue i have with pizza is my lacking of it!
>>682205355
not everyone can be as great as us, Dio
>>682205275
>without help
sure
>>682202737
i had a waifu for awhile and i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682204710
I eat enough to be able to function.
>>682205437
Sounds pretty good actually, just make sure you clean first and we'll both have a good time.
>>682204710
I didn't have pizza in a looooong time. Mostly eating white meats and fish lately.
>>682204788
Being submissive sounds fun.
>>682204958
>tfw Kurumi will never lick chocolate from you before tenderly love raping
>>682205437
None of its authentic, none of it
>>682205452
So you guys named her?
>>682205355
Kek. Rory is a real qt tbh. I don't see why you don't like her
>>682205437
Ooh! If you wanted some you coulda asked
Now.. As much as I'd love to stay around im really tired. So I'm gonna go to sleep. Gn everyone!
>I love you all <3
>sleepy hugs
>>682205143
I do lurk these threads alot and some nights I did post Yami pics haha
>>682205437
No. But the whisky helps.
>>682205239
I'm a man of my word.
>>682205275
If I can get a good picture of her. She isn't very calm.
>>682205012
what do you play?
>>682205025
meal times are for fags
eat when your primal instincts tell you to and eat whatever you want
>>682205595
Now now, does it really?
>>682205730
Goodnight Prinz~
>>682204387
Catgirls are the cancer that is killing our society
Well that could have gone better...
>>682205595
It's kind of hard to call it rape after having chocolate being licked off of you.
>>682205452
not-at-least-too over-sized forehead master race.
>>682205843
what about catgirl hats?
>>682205042
kek.
Nah he's not dead yet
later gators I am heading out
>>682205730
Well her body's pretty disgusting too.
>>682205730
good night have a good one
>very sleepy hugs
>>682205780
Aw, poor little girl. Hope she calms down. What kind of snake?
>>682205926
Those are ok
>>682205843
I prefer man-cats
>>682206034
See ya!
>>682206104
Oh, hi boss.
>>682205516
but isn't eating fun tho?
>>682205593
o-oh
i'll put on the leotard
>>682205595
Ooh.
>fish
DISGUSTING
>>682205645
Well that's no surprise. But it is still pretty tasty!
>>682205730
Good night
>>682205772
maybe you should drink happiness instead
>>682205786
BUT I'M SO CONDITIONED TO EATING AT A TIME THAT MY BODY GETS HUNGRY LIKE 3 TIMES A DAY.
>>682205786
well the only thing I've been consistently playing has been Smash for like 2 years now
Love me some L4D2 though
>>682203361
Goodnight.
>>682206152
yay! why dont you like catgirls?
>>682205001
I do hope explosive girl understands that we sleep together, exchange panties and you eat chocolate from me but we're just really close housemates.
>>682205101
>satisfying hugs
>its impossible to reach 100% satisfaction, unless we were to hug infinitely
>>682205801
Yes... I wouldn't mind doing the most ridiculous things I got asked to if they please my partner.
>>682205873
You could bite instead of just licking it.
>>682206223
Happiness is a drink for two.
>>682205843
>>682206152
Mancats are forever.
Or at least Dio's mancats are, since they're immortal. I don't know what happened to them after phantom blood, I especialy wonder about that birdcat
>>682205730
Nini Prinz~! <3
>>682206223
Aw fuck yeah my favorite, buying plane ticket to Florida as we speak
>>682206223
It is, and I eat a little too much of it
Some of the more authentic stuff is kinda weird though, like chicken foot soup.
>>682206286
I prefer catboys
>>682206423
But, Fran can make them long lived
>>682206152
She's a Honduran Milksnake, so apparently this behavior is pretty normal.
>>682206341
Yuuko.
>>682205730
Goodnight.
>>682206223
>fish
>disgusting
You're missing a lot and I feel bad for you, cofdish, salmon. Gilt-head bream (or dourada how we call it here)... there are so many godtier fish out there and its also healthy.
>>682206227
fuckin always wanted to play smash and melee
only have a laptop though
could never justify buying a ds just for smash..
>>682206383
Again with the cock lust eyes.
I think it would just be uncomfortable for both parties, as you wont bite the flesh off, resulting in un-consumed chocolate.
>>682206341
Heyo Yuuko.
>>682206383
You surely are kinky tonight Homu.
Not that I mind.
Goodnight, Ruri.
>>682206223
No.
>>682206747
It's a texture thing for a lot of people, it's why I can't do sashimi.
>>682206619
Well long lived and immortal are two different things, since long lived technically isn't forever.
>>682206842
someone say kinky?
>>682206402
;-;
i feel you there
>>682206432
>buying a plane ticket
>not running like the true flash you are
hm.
>>682206619
I don't think I've actually ever had real chinese food before, and probably for good reason too.
>>682206747
BUT IT FEELS WEIRD IN MY MOUTH
>>682206877
o
>>682206383
yeah....reallly really close, im sure she does....
>>682206608
>noticed
>>682207140
>Lewd
>
>>682206796
I will remind you that Homura is 200% lesb.
You don't have to bite the flesh that hard...
>>682206842
I dunno felt like talking about it, I feel lkinda alone in this fetish, usually men like it the other way around.
>>682207032
There is a saying here, tastes are not to be discussed.
>>682206842
Heyo qt
>>682207281
!
I've been discovered!
>>682206877
Goodnight, Mikan.
>>682206341
Hello.
>>682206764
smash is really good do it
>>682206764
>ds for smash
Don't do it save up for smash on the Wii u
Melee is hard as hell to pick up competitively kek
>only have a laptop
If you're laptop is good enough you can download something called Dolphin and a Melee iso
>>682206632
Oh, those fellas, or ladies, are super pretty!
>>682206747
>>682207032
I kinda like fish, and shellfish for that matter, but I always get sick afterwords. I've been to several different places, several species, several styles, but I always puke later. I've just given up on it now
>>682207110
Immortality might not be all its cracked up to be, though
>>682207196
Atleast the take out is amazing!
Might be going to sleep soon
>>682207196
Where are you from? Here people eat it a lot, I assume its not like this in every culture.
>>682207208
Im not sure if she does, she looked kinda worried when we wanted to assault her eye-patch. But we sure are really really really close.
>>682207320
>
Who do you main in smash bros?
>>682207641
>you're
FUCKING AUTOCORRECT
>>682207323
Well in a rape bite it is pretty hard, but the point isn't to rip the flesh off.
What I meant to say was that if you bite someone instead of licking the chocolate, your mouth wouldn't close completely leaving the chocolate between your teeth unconsumed.
Unless you plan to lick after biting.
>Dio
>>682207323
>I feel lkinda alone in this fetish, usually men like it the other way around.
Really? I feel like it's the complete opposite instead kek.
>>682207389
Hey.
>Kyouko
>>682207567
>caught
How are you doing?
>>682207706
She's very pretty.
>I'll get a pic soon
>Galko
>>682207721
I'm from Florida, and I work on the beach which is even worse because EVERYWHERE is either a seafood restaurant or serves fish.
>demos
>>682207706
Aw that sucks, we eat so much fish and seafood here and its amazing. Can you at least eat shrimp or something?
>Homura
>>682207730
>>682207730
It differs in every game
Smash 4 - Ness/Diddy
Melee - Marth
Project M - Marth (maybe a Ness down the line)
I don't give a shit about vanilla Brawl though
I think I'd main either Fox or Falcon in Smash 64
>Mugi
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