Describe your sex life with a movie title
Back to the Future:Part II
Pupl fiction
Plague Dogs
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Rise of the Dark Knight.
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Scream
There will be blood
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The 40 Year Old Virgin
Came up short
cool hand luke
American Psycho
The Expendable
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The never ending story
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Borat
Lars and the Real Girl
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The Love Bug
The Rugrats movie
Spaceballs
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The Magic School Bus
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Herbie Rides Again
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Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
Hook
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Herbie Goes Bananas
The longest yard
Ghost in the Shell
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Cannibal holocaust
Lars and the real girl.
Good movie. I had some feels.
Diehard
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Herbie the Love Bug (1997)
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Inglorious Basterd
Verne Gos to Jail
The Big Short
Deep Impact
Home Alone 2
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forest gump?
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Herbie: Fully Loaded
The lovely bones
Jackass
Two Towers
The fox and the hound.
>>682196443
Fuck! >>682196711
Al least he wasn't creepy enough to have sex with it.
Home Alone
Space Jam
The Matrix
Butt Bongo Babes.
Jeff who lives at home
Gone in Sixty Seconds
Apocalypse: Now
>>682196969
Dodging cumshots?
The Lone Ranger
Moneyball
>>682196965
the face really adds
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Alone in the Dark
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>The Iron Giant
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Fight club :^)
Deadpool
Gone with the wind
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Passion of the Christ
>>682196994
Golden thread. Stay golden anons.
>>682197233
Fuck off you silly cunt
3 Men and a Baby
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top kek
checkd
Alone in the dark
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Zootopia
Requiem for a Dream
>>682196886
I liked that movie but goddamn was it just an absolute uncomfortable cringesfest
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Series of Unfortunate Events
Leon the Professional
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schindlers list
Home Alone
Shrek the third
Taxi Driver
>>682197334
Thank you, kind sir
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Fast and the furious
I Love You Philip Morris
Raging Bull
The Lone Ranger
Toy Story.
Watchmen
Big
Me Earl and the dying girl
Deep Impact.
Kung Fu Panda
>>682197530
Nice movie though. Hope you actually watched it.
Gone Girl
Mission: Impossible.
Either 'the boss' or 'my golden days'
Castaway
The Virgin Suicides
>>682198032
Nah, too many nog nigs
>>682198134
Wilson rule 34 pls
dazed and confused
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gremlins 2: the new batch.
i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>682198188
I always forget L L Cool J is a nig. He's on NCIS LA and I always think he's white somehow.
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Kids
>>682198384
Tl;dr nigga
Predator
120 days of sodom
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
I, Robot
Suicide Squad
13 going on 30
Eyes wide shut
17 again
mean girls
a river runs through it
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2 girls, one cup
Daddy day care
Children of the Corn
Brother bear
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I get it xd
Tremors
Zootopia
Just Friends
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>>682197334
You fucking idiot
Toy Story
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40 year old virgin
The pursuit of Happiness
Frozen
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Gone in 60 seconds
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No Sex Please, We're British.
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>>682200178
Damn thought I was original for a second there, ah well
>>682198073
underrated post
>>682197826
^did no one else see this?
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Alice in wonderland
Oldboy
secret admirer de papel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozgCOYNbFY4
12 years a slave
>>682196182
ha nigger
28 months later
zoo
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Winrar
Who's Laughing Now
big ass spider
>>682196722
kek'd
you won the thread
Watchmen
>>682197798
genius. anon, you are a faggot but you are a clever faggot.
>>682198526
fffuuuuu
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Desperate
A Bug's Life
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already said>>682197801
Money Talks
Rubber
Into the Woods
Bloody Sunday
Inside Out
Get Shorty
>>682201093
Fucking love that film
Hellraiser
>>682201250
So fucking done. You win lol
the good the bad and the ugly.
The Force Awakens
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A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Human Centipede
>>682201322
haha troof troof
Charlie and the chocolate factory.
Lord of the Rings.
Zootopia
live and let die
>>682201406
These are only really funny if there not so fucking obvious that a retard could get them.
40 year old virgin
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Coming Attractions
Ghost
Because my sex life is dead
The Green Mile
hook
Shrek 2
8 mile
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lost
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Spaceballs
Warm Bodies.
Silence of the Lambs
The Green Mile
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Scat lolol
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Failure to Launch.
Cars
Child's play
The Shadow
Incredibles
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Shocker
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Pulp fiction
It
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Cat on a hot tin roof
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Jurassic Park
Zombeavers
Still Waiting
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Adventures in Babysitting
Big Daddy
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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Fuck that's funny
Superbad
The Pursuit of Happiness
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Gone with the Wind (fart fetish)
Titanic
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LITERALLY 2 SECONDS FROM POSTING THAT
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how i met your mother
The Craft
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Casper? Is that you?
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The Man Who Wasn't There
Oblivion
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Oceans eleven
>>682202811
That's a show.
Pulp Fiction
>>682197334
zozzle
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Robin Hood Men in Tights
The good the bad and the ugly
Gone in 60 seconds
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Underrated post
Gone with the Wind
Black Mass
Sinister
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Night of the Living Dead
Moneyball
>>682198526
shiiit I was gonna say that
Mystery men
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Mr. tinkle tonker
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Honey I shrunk the kids
Step Brothers
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Fucking kek
>>682203515
that doesn't exist
9
>>682203589
exactly
>>682199523
Shiiieeeetttt
A Bug's Life
Much ado about nothing
Me, earl, & the dying girl
The Zero Therum
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The Sandlot
John Dies at The End
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404
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40 year old virgin
Spy Kids
Mummy
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Cats and dogs
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Kek
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The Boys From Brazil
Blazing saddles
>>682203674
I don't get it.
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kek
Elephant
Shaft
A fish called Wanda.
Thirteen
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The Dark Knight Rises
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hahahahaha underrated
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
American Psycho
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Apt Pupil
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Lulz
