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Waifu claiming thread.The rules are very simple:claim your 2D

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Waifu claiming thread.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are a faggot idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly: no
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Dio-sama...
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And they don't stop comin'
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claimed
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claim

>>682188141
If you're into loli's you're either a pedophile in denial, underage or both
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>>682188847
best girl claimed~
>>682188723
smuggling smugs
>>682188615
just search waifu in the catalogue
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>>682188847
autistic thread go!
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Mafuyu Oribe Claimed
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>>682188490
Booby brother, how was your day?
>>682188630
Moooo, hi there.
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>>682188953
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FUWA FUWA TIME IS SO FUN TO PLAY HOLY SHIT
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>>682188920
All hail DIO
also get some Nani Sore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYDhTpBNouk
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>>682188847
kagami claimed....
>megumin is the cutest and way cuter than kagami
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waifus are for fags

claiming Daughteru
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debate me you can't
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4n72kwuMNI

claimed.
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>>682188981
No other like it friend. Smuggers
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>>682189030
Trump
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more nonon.
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>>682189042
nigga you better back off
>I have a gun and i'm not afraid to shoot myself
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Best mage claimed~
>Kagami, Akiko, Milinda and Kurisu are all toptier qt's
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even more Nonon
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Tiniest claim
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>>682189160
smuggers gonna smug
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Too fast

>>682189030
Bestbro
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>>682189030
I had to watch more drag racing, unfortunately. How was yours?
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The best Waifu
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fuck this thread and your shit tastes
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stop trying only Nonon and DIO are any good
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>>682189160
Asuka is a better waifu than yours. I think I heard that from Asuka anon awhile ago.
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>>682189227
>

>>682189302
Too lewd
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>>682189275
Green eggs and smug
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>>682189204
Well I have laser eyes and I'm not afraid to shoot you before you shoot yourself.
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>>682189381
We have DIO and Nonon you need nothing else
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>The ERP Queen is always with you, in your bed
>Viva la ERP!

>>682188487
Awh! Thank you~

>>682188645
Of course. We need to make more recruits and I believe we have great potential in this thread.
Do I have any method of contacting you, my first in command?

>>682188723
I messaged you. I have no idea if it's you.
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>>682189381
later loli
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>
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Best girlie claimed!
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>>682189400
Oh well we all have options you know
>shinoa bro
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>>682189488
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>>682189476
later
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>>682189503
Get out
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>>682189418
i'm out of smugs >.<
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>>682188847
>yes
Rory claimed
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Milinda claim

>>682188896
Noooo thats your job friend! Plus if we can revive Kagami all will be back to normal!

>>682189473
Your welcome friend!
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>>682189170

>>682189281
Bestbro.
>>682189292
Same as always, maybe a little more boring.
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>>682189473
I love you.
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>>682189514
Nope sorry but I'm a Mafuyu bro.
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>>682188683 #
I waited for you. When you first posted you were so against lewd I almost lost you to being too forward.

Now I'm falling too far behind.

And I didn't want these threads to devolve into Rule 34 threads. Something I figured would keep you away, which I don't want either.
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>>682189473
Stocking
I'd like to join if you don't mind
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Man, I'm super fucking inconsistent, aren't I? How's everybody doing tonight?
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>>682189302
>>682189663
>

>>682189488
Your eye and your dubs please me
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>>682189585
>>682189603
>being this shit-tier
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>>682189227
>but megumin is still the cutest, and nothing will ever convince me otherwise
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>>682188847
yes
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NEEDS MORE NONON
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>>682189684
meh kinda sick. kinda down
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>>682189473
I didn't get it. Sorry

>>682189601
Smug of wall Street. Im sure you have more

>>682189603
Ayyyyyeeeeeeeee my smuggin bro!
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>>682189585
Nah nyigga. We all friends here.
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we only need DIO and Nonon that is all
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>>682189777
just found another
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>>682189684
Good and you?
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>>682189684
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>>682189741
Have you even seen
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>>682189684
I already claimed renge as my daughteru
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>>682189473
>The ERP Queen is always with you, in your bed
Not last time I checked
>
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>>682189787
We aren't friends unless you support DIO or Nonon.
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>>682189684
Lol dude you got someone who wants renge as a daughteru

>>682189660
Guessing you're new?
>shinoa bro
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>>682189721
>being this autistic
>>682189777
>trips of smug
>>682189846
>smugs all round
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>>682189684
good how are you?
>>682189856
yikes!
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Is DIO still here even?
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nui > nonon
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>>682189684
lurking till intense erp and spammers go away
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Nui Harime
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>Revolution calling
>Revolution calling
>Revolution calling you
>>682189473
Oho. Isn't this exciting..!

Yes. You do have a method of contacting me.
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>>682189711
Right back at you, nice choice of color by the way.
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>>682189741
Doesn't change the fact that you're also toptier~
>>682189608
You down for some Depth?
>>682189407
>
>>682188847
forgot you (you)!
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>>682189961
you are the only one smuggin m back >.<
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>>682190020
Why would I be gone?
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>>682190022
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Akiko claim

>>682189961
Hey Rory, how you doing?
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>>682190022
>>682190035
Nonon survived the series bitch
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>>682189860
h-huh?
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>>682189933
True I am new to the Waifu thread. But still don't you want new people to join these types of threads?
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>>682188847
Mitsuba is the only grill for me
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>>682189930
Nonon is nice. Hate to say it, but I wasn't a huge fan of JJBA.. it just wasn't my cup of tea. Kurisu is my best girlie. :D
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>>682189846
Awww yeah

>>682189961
How you doing my aussie?

>>682190110
Nope
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>tfw a song goes into drop d mid-song with no time to actually change tunings
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>>682189961
terrible comeback
but I don't expect much from Rory
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>>682190117
>>682190035
>>682190022
Nui is weak and dead. Nonon is still alive
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>>682189776
What's the matter? Is it just the illness getting to you? I would totally understand that - I hate being sick.

>>682189848
Doing pretty well right now. What are you up to this evening?

>>682189856
I'll just be taking a seat, then.

>>682189865
I mean, sure, go ahead. But Renge has been and always shall be my waifu.

>>682189975
I'm doing pretty well, what about you, Konata?

>>682190033
Does intense ERP every truly go away? How's your evening, Karen?
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>>682190157
>not a fan of JJBA
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>>682190103
Yeah! Im down. Let me load up real quick
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>>682190130
I'm joking. Megumin is fucking adorbs. As is all waifu.
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>>682190157
Someone's blood is gonna get spilled on a mask tonight
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>>682189608
You must be recruited. Contact me after hours!

>>682189650
Oh my.. I love you too Galko~!

>>682189680
Ruri? Y-you want to join the ERP revolution?

>>682189777
Is it your waifus full name?

>>682189900
Then you'd better come find me.

>>682190033
The ERP will never go away.

>>682190041
Then I hope we can discuss this further. We are making great progress.
You know where to find me!
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All this talk of ERP and recruiting it's making me feel like I'm in out of my depth.

I can't even sleep properly.
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I have hidden C4 somewhere in waifu. You wont know which thread, or when it will come.

Whoever rolls dubs gets blown up.
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>>682190230
Can we just go ahead and take it down by about 1lewd in here, thanks
>renge
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>>682190041
>You've come to see the doctor
>Cause Ill show you the cure
>Gonna take away your questions yeeeah
>>682190119
At work rn. Cant stay long
>>682190183
Im everyones Aussie. Doing well.
>>682190228
Eh. If I wanted a good comeback I'd pay your mother another visit
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>>682190103
>
I thought you meant the game Depth on steam
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>>682190245
Just hang out with you anons gets pretty boring without you guys.
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>>682190245
yeah that and finals and everything
>>682190183
straight smuggin
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>>682190245
>I mean, sure, go ahead. But Renge has been and always shall be my waifu.
She's my Daughteru, and you have no permission to have her as your waifu. that is final!
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>>682190344
well that problem got solved fast
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>>682190344
Bye.
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>>682190344
good job faggot

>>682190405
are we in middle school again?
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>>682190255
Lemme rephrase. The first season was pretty okay. After that... it just got a bit ridiculous for my taste. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion though :D
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>>682190410
That's what I meant, you're also down for it?
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>>682190083
The only right color an eye can be of course
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>>682190344
asta la vista

>>682190333
just breathe and distract yourself till it goes away
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>>682190245
>>682190457
Don't worry, in my heart you're all disgusting freaks.
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>>682190457
>nigga didn't even rename files
what a fucking pleb

>>682190444
>checked
Ah, what finals do you have going on?

>>682190441
I definitely know what you mean. Got any hobbies or anything?
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Still needs more DIO and Nonon
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>>682190324
>

>>682189618
That sucks.
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>>682189671
I wouldn't want you away either.

>>682190324
I may not be able to help too much, but I can try.
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>>682190245
I'm resting at the moment. I've been getting more hours at work which is good and bad. I'm starting to turn into my mom, when I'm not working, I'm resting from work
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>>682190333
Ruri hates me now.
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what the fuck is happening
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>>682190555
>self check
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Ok, so I mshandled the explosives... fuck off, alright? I'll try again later.
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>>682188847
i had a waifu for awhile. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>682190553
JOSEPH IS THE FUCKING GREATEST YOU CUNT
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>>682190494
Guess so. Welp, off short break, back into work I disappear.
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>>682190324
Im not sure how to do that friend...

>>682190344
Haha jokes on you, the Baby Magnum is not affected by mere C4
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>>682190333
>>682190444
>>682190555
not again

ids habbening
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>>682190589
form and analysis, composition, choral repertoir, voice juries, and two performances
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>>682190555
Hell yeah sure but I gotta finish this game real quick
Ask me again in 30 minutes
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>>682190136
We do but you don't have be too hostile man. Welcome to the thread!

>>682190324
Just the first

>>682190405
Das cool mang

>>682190444
Mean smuggin
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>>682190634
fast thread. people posing as new members spamming kek
the sad part is people falling for it

>>682190621
time for some wew lad
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>>682190634
NONON is happening
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>>682190589
I don't need to rename files of my daughteru, she has her own dedicated HDD
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>>682190385
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>>682188847
Claimed
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>>682190589
Well I do love anime a whole lot don't usally watch that many mainstream anime
Also I am a trading card game fanatic so I just really love anime
Play a bit of video games
Use to play alot of them
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I'll be lurking now. We're going way too fast
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>>682190649
how are you alive?
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>>682190710
Woah there's no need to get upset holmes. That's just, like, my opinion man.
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>>682190559
What say you to a little.. research exchange? I'm curious as to how your eye works and functions as it does.
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>>682190798
bubblesmug
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>>682190494
What anime is this my friend?
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>>682190812
It seems like "we're" about to ERP
Or something like that
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>>682190324
Stocking... I thought that I had given you a proper hint that time...

>>682190604
>ERP'er in-training
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>>682190914
Fuckin' roleplayers
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>>682190888
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>>682190886
agreed
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>>682190914
Knowledge through disintegration
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i guess ill lurk for now....
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>>682190785
Just add me first on Steam, I'm gonna play~
http://steamcommunity.com/id/SquidHuntingManwhore/
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>>682190893
take back what you said you fucking faggot cunt
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I'm not sure how to feel about Nonon, I truly appreciate the devotion, but a body of a loli is a body to be burned.
>>682191075
Purple is a nice color.
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image limit inbound!
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Slow the fuck down.
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>>682190562
You'll be waiting a long time :^)

>>682190602
Ahh! In thread?
So adorable~

>>682190604
I'd be happy to recruit you Ruri!

>>682190729
Telegram.
My name is simple, my waifu + waifu.

>>682190798
Hmm. Try messaging me.
It's my waifus name + waifu.

>>682191016
Now I feel like I may be retarded.
I'm trying to pick up on the hints, it's no use.

>The ERP Queen~
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Just about 30 min max

>shinoa bro
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not baking new bread

>karen
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>>682191525
I only bake perfect bread, and it is too late for a perfect one, so neither shall I.

>Dio
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I guess i'll bake

>kurumi
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ill bake
>kagami
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>>682191637
Let me help
>Mafuyu
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>>682191682
or not
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