You're about to die. What are your last words?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You're about to die.
What are your last words?
allahu akbar
>>682180464
Deus..Vulp!!
cyka blyant
>>682180464
what`re you going to do, shoot me?
I've said too much already.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
>>682180464
Nigga you cant aim fo shit
what does this button do?
Well, at least I told them that I...
>>682180464
"Want to see a magic trick? Now you see me, now you don't."
OP is a faggot
Clear my browser history....
>>682180464
As you can see here the wild black person is a very peaceful beast
"I have to poop."
So long and thanks for nothing
Reeeeeeeeeee!
>>682180464
just call me snake.
I'm going ghost.
I love you, Levi.
Bang.
i told you i was sick
So this is Detroit
"We can always do this again afterwards"
>>682180950
MUH NIGG
>There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
>>682180464
My fortune is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first.
I left everything I own in YUSHIBU!!
Shazbot
>>682180464
....the........Game
fucking synths
hey bud
what's the knife for?
I'm coming home, Hitler.
theres 100kilos of coke and the cure to blindness hidden somewhere in the city
>>682180464
And the millions are in...
>>682181376
kys
Those fucking niggers...
I dindu nuffin
"for a moment there I thought we were in trouble"
>>682180896
si win
>>682180464
Ow fuck that hurts
He lives and reigns and conquers the world.
>>682181418
kek
Shit
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>>682180464
Make..America...great....again.....
I only wanted to kill.......... everything
freeze this pig! (reaching for wallet)
>>682180464
do yer worst!
It smells like dust and moonlight.
He lives and reigns and conquers the worId.
>>682180464
At fuckin last
i am kil?
no
>>682180464
Ya Zarkin Frood
>>682180464
Always remember this........
>>682180464
"You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea."
He Iives and reigns and conquers the world.
Yolo
>>682180464
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
He Iives and reigns and conquers the worId.
>>682181301
see you space cowboy
>>682180464
>"sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiit"
>>682180464
Alas, that i will not fap again...
Finally...
Hey, watch me pull that tank with only a rope and my dick and balls
He lives and reigns and conquers the world,
dammit i never did get to hear the lamentations of my enemies women.
I'd like to be surrounded by my children when I die.
I'd tell them all to gather in close, and they'd all lean in...
"I..I..."
"What is it dad? You can do it..."
"I...fucked your mom."
Maybe they'll get a chuckle outta that and not be bummed out. I don't want die while everyone is waling and moaning and all that shit. Not how I want to spend my last moments.
ITT: even your last words will be memes
>fucking pathetic, unoriginal, uncreative, unfunny fags
Carved upon my stone, my body lies but still i roam
Aw come on. What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing, for there won't be anyone to say it to.
>>682180464
oh no....i'm about to die.
ever notice how during experiences of extreme crisis you notice little tiny details?...oh look a flower
Fuck you mom I do have friends even if there imaginary and my right hand Douse count as a girlfriend.
>Delete my browsing history.
>>682182053
This.
Though most of them won't have anyone there to hear their last words, so it won't matter.
>>682182053
you give it a shot then faggot
whatever
Who'se CandleJa-
Is this gun loaded?
>>682181315
WIN!
>>682181883
:(
>>682181739
We have an edgy one here
>>682180464
Niggers are everything that's wrong with the world
>>682180464
>>What are your last words?
>That was a massive fucking waste of time.
niggers gonna nig nig nig nig nig
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He lives and reigns and conquers the world.
>>682182233
>you give it a shot then faggot
Already did. >>682181057
I've been in two car accidents. I said the same thing both times "we're so fucked."
We're gonna make the coolest crystals ever!
Fuckin' Magnets, how do they work?
And with my last breath I curse Zoidberg!
What's the worst that could happen?
>>682182047
Nice. My grandfathers last words were a joke:
"Hey i bought a pig!"
"Where is he going to sleep?
"In my room, i guess"
"Wont it be too smelly?"
"Well, if its smelly, he should deal with it."
>>682181883
Same shit I'd say.
>>682181134
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
"Last words are for faggots who haven't said enogh in their life"
Do whatever you want but you lost THEGAME
>>682182420
>>682181057
too bad you're unfunny as fuck
>>682180464
I would scream at the top of my lungs
DEUS VULT!
Because im not religious.
I really really really like this picture
Red China is the best China
So thanks, and long for all the fish!
>>682182540
I hope your pawpaw wasn't a comedian.
>>682182625
and.... those are your last words?
sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife
doomed is your soul and damned is your life!
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
"Check em..."
>>682182665
U mad
I bet you judge what's funny by how many other people find it funny first. You are a fucking meme.
I wish I was on acid.
>>682180464
>Hey guys, check this out!
>>682180464
You shot me in the liver, that's the hardest working liver in the galaxy
from hell's heart i stab at thee
>>682182421
I've been in three car accidents in two not remember what I said, in the third I remember seeing the truck coming towards the passenger I said "what the hell".
In the third accident I was in a coma for three weeks off.
I have also survived a kite accident.
>>682182665
Doesn't make the memefags any less tragic.
>>682182733
Yes. Is the faggot paradox
>>682182421
>>682182914
I've been in four car accidents. Said "gosh darn'd it" all four times.
"I ate Indian food earlier."
You know it's the best, when you shit out the mess, to a big ass, thick ass, dick; I'm gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks - yeah, that's the schtick...
"These are my hypothetical last words."
>>682183101
aw geez, do ya live in fargo?
>>682183101
>>682182914
It's weird how it happens but it was just natural. My friends laughed her ass off when she saw the dash video.
>>682181660
sauce
>>682182860
I'm not mad bro I'm just pointing out you're unfunny as fuck. Being original isn't worth a damn if nobody remembers to give a shit.
>>682180464
"Every woman is a whore, every whore is a liar"
"I left the 10 million dollars in the..."
>>682182741
Just googled that - it looks like a fun movie
>>682182914
>Kite accident
What the fuck, story?
Wait..... Are you a fucking Brazilian?
It was the chinese
Peeeeeennniiiiissss booooooooooook
Why is everyone looking at me like that?!
>>682182889
Rickpig
I'll be right back.
>>682183503
Having a joke as your last words in life isn't about amusing other people, moron. It's gallows humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWINtUCshxY
I wish I spent more time on 4chan
>>682183654
You just made me imagine a Brazilian Benjamin Franklin trying to bring electricity to the land.
"I buried my life savings... at..."
The aristocrats......
>>682182914
Yes, I fell from a considerable height on a Kite.
Kite is a kind of ultra-leve, smaller, with a faster and stronger engine. It is quite normal where I live, are produced by ourselves.
Before ask, the flight is permitted if the device go through an inspection.
Hey y'all, watch this!
>>682183927
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighter_kite#Brazil
My fortune is yours for the taking, but you have to find it first! I left everything I own in One Piece.
>>682180464
I love to vape
>>682180464
"Hitler was right"
>>682184037
That's a fucking ultralight, you dumb nigger.
Don't worry, it's just some turbulence
>>682180464
destroy my hard drive
I know what I'm doing
>>682183577
it's awesome! really quotable
hey whats in the big pink box?
I'm fine! Now make me a damn stake...
Cancel my subscription to Sports Illustrated
>>682182420
And you call others unoriginal? gtfo faggot
>>682180464
"I don't want to die as a virgin."
i regret but having only one life to give to the aid of my country
At least, I wasn't .. a Jew
>>682184476
It's original moron.
>what is context
>>682183577
One of my all time favourites
>>682184071
But when do they get the electricity?
>>682184071
>Brazilian airforce
>>682180464
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>682180464
"BRB lol"
Son, this is my last, best advice.
Don't put pussy on a pedestal.
"Oh man, I want my last words to be really cool, gimme a sec."
*explodes*
"Where's your white privilege when you need it the most?
I know the meaning of life, it's...
"We must accept the refugees"
>>682184677
Kek.
>>682180549
underrated post
What's that smell?
>>682184037
Ultra-light, they call them kites where you are? Where?
I'd rather be happy than right any day, and looks like I'm about to be happy.
>>682183349
okay then
>>682180549
Didnt think about but top fucking kek
Namo Amithaba
Good game, well played
Walhalla awaits..
I regret nothing
(My friend) Rhett... your.....gay
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>682185133
Bury me in my Volkswagen, I want to ride with Hitler..
>>682180464
get those boiled carrots out of here
"Thank's for inviting me over for dinner Mohammed, that's a sweet ass suitcase you got there"
>>682180464
Tell them I said something good, dont let me die like this.
>>682182454
i thought this one was pretty clever but i guess not
Hey guys, Commander Schäfer says we all get to have a shower today
oh look a four man nazi necro party
>>682180872
>blyant
I woulda gotten away with it too if it wasn't for AIDS
Realistically probably some stupid shit like "oh no"
Ideally: "Be safe, I love you more" to my bf because he's the best
Ayyyyy lmao
(. . . )
>dies
Son, do better than me.
to my children "one of you is adopted!"
>>682180464
format my hard drive
>>682183984
Top kek.
Is that the best you got?
Oh shi-
Great, just when they were about to come out with realistic VR porn
>>682180464
I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS
Hitler was right
Damn! A sni-
Noot noot.
Nothing interesting ever happens here.
>>682180464
GET TO DA CHOPPA!
God dammit it.
Get money nigga
I bet you $10 I can yell nigger and get away with it.
Jews did 9/11
"Fuck, I left my white privilege at home."
i will come back more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Hitler wasn't a bad man
>>682180464
Ima burn this mutha fucka down
Finally.
>>682180464
Oh thank God.
I did it for the lulz.
Penise and also dicke and balls.
Yo I got this sick 9/11 joke.
The circle rules your life.
"Dubs check em."
*dies at 2:22 AM on 2/22/2022*
>>682180464
This fucking sucks.
>>682180464
My gun keeps jaming i ca-
>>682180464
In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..
i hate 360 no scopes...
>>682180464
"I told you I was sick. Cunts."
"Good luck faggots" *dies
>>682180464
You don't have the balls to shoot me, Marie.
what's down there man a fucking rancor
>>682180464
gather round. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
Strike the tent...
I'm a blackstar
Death is only the beginning bitches.
>>682180549
Kek'd heartily
You ugly son of a bitc...
How does this make you feel, white boy?
The liquor is calling the shots now Randy
Why nigger, why?
"Here's my impression of a seal walking into a club kids!"
Check 'em
