Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are a faggot idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly: mugi a shit
Dio-sama...
Miho claimed
yew fokin wot m8?
>>682167342
kagami claimed
>haunting the cutie that killed me for the rest of my life <3
>>682167342
Love (You)
You lovely waifu you.
>Shizuru get
Claimed.
>>682167584
>>682167435
Mei claimed.
>>682167555
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Re-Claimed
Claiming
Best mage claimed~
>>682167342
Have a (you)~
>>682167236
You're making me hungry
>>682167172
Kek sounds about right
>>682167435
You're now my guardian angel <3
>Kagami's statue is a qt
Best girlie claimed.
>>682167723
Super cute gif?
POST EM!
sachi claim
>>682167342
here's your (you) just because you're a cute karen
Best German CV Claimed
>>682167635
mmmph mmmph mmmph mmmph
>kagami
>>682167816
I still love that gif so hard.
>>682167893
>Maid time!
>Maidly rattle
My cute, personal favorite gif is this.
>Sanae
>>682167773
K.
>>682167827
is this good enough
Tenryuu claimed
Now i can sleep in peace
>>682167827
>
>>682168084
That's so cute!
>>682168034
It is one of the cuter ones. How couldn't you. :D
Get out.
>>682168066
always maid time
>(You) rattles
It still hurts.
>>682167827
got this one off brazil
>>682168330
ok
>>682167810
ill be more than a guardian angel~....also, don't stand too close to that statue....it has some bad juju and might try to fall on you one day
>>682168298
That's the only Picture, that i have from her, where she actually looks happy. I don't know if i should be sad, or not.
>>682167827
>Pic related
Shiragami Youko claimed.
How's everyone doing today?
>>682168615
This goes into
>>682168617
Even though it's not gif. That's the only time I've ever seen her happy in the anime . There were so happy dancing!
Times are rough and I'm out of here.
https://youtu.be/6tZ_uwDlmPY
>>682167565
Goodnight my one and only.
>>682168646
i died, pretty gruesomely, so i lost....pretty good other than that....
>>682168820
goodnight beautiful
>yuuko
>>682168615
Here! Have more. Happy Kurisu is best Kurisu. The show was pretty serious so I understand not having many though.
>>682168646
YOU
Its go time
>>682168820
Take care, Tats.
>>682168646
Hey Shiragami. Im good. You?
>>682168617
Adding it to this as well
>>682168774
They is what I mean
>>682168926
Nawwww
>>682168774
Yeah. It was a pretty dark Anime, but that's why i love it that much.
>>682168820
Have a goodnight.
>Kyouko
>>682167975
Cute feetsies
EVERY DAY THAT PASSES MY CUM LOOKS LESS LIQUID AND MORE LIKE GELATIN WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!
>>682168250
I know right!
>>682168858
>So I lost
Become a winner!
Winners never lose!
>>682168934
PINKY
It's no time
>>682169014
I'm feeling a bit under the weather physically, but I'll live. Glad to hear you're doing good, though.
>>682169193
Morrrreee~
>>682169263
lol so randum XD
>>682168820
Night <3
>>682169263
drink more water....you're prolly dehydrated anon
>>682169324
i can't win when im dead....and now i can't even feed megumin almonds.....
>>682169263
You're becoming a man, son.
Unless you're not a man, in which case
I'm sorry your cum is gelatin please contact the hospital
Tiny claim because people love it
>>682168646
I foiled a coup against me and made a statue of the conspirator (Kagami) to set an example in my empire. Plus Kagami now haunts me as a guardian angel so that's pretty winner~
>>682169339
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Heyy my niggas! I'm just passing by claiming before doing diner!
Cya nerds btw I really like ALL of you! Part of my family now (YOU'RE STUCK HERE)
>>682169529
>no
>mrw
lol k
>>682169596
Cya you fucker. we love ya too~
>>682169506
can i do other things as a ghost??? like....phyiscal things? <3
>it's the least you could do for killing me....
I have to go to work now. See ya <3
>>682169596
Great claim! I don't understand the hate behind her from a lot of the community though. She is a great character in the show.
>>682169434
ok, I will drink a lot more water from now on, but its not like I was not drinking much
>>682169485
Im 23 years old, i doubt its because im becoming a man
>>682169494
I hate you
>>682169678
mugi I love you go listen to d before I pitch a camp and start a colony in the crevice of your asshole
>>682169712
Ghosts never ask for permission~
>>682169338
My happy Pics of Mei ran out
>>682169551
HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL
GOOD MEME
SORRY I MEAN
GREAT MEME
GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!
NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XD
LE UPBOAT
XD
WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bongAHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass...
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>>682169704
Thanks megumin keep thoses EXPLOSIONS on control big love
>>682169796
CYA take care!
>>682169856
Yeah you're right! Ive been claiming her since 3 days now and defending her rights! Thanks for the notice ;)
>>682169494
>Zooms in 500%
That's more like it.
>>682169506
Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to escort you and your RP friend off of the premises, before I do. Thanks for your patronage, and we hope to see you again.
>>682169551
>This particular copypasta
>Shitposting of this caliber
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
>>682169880
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>>682169880
So much animosity.....
Milinda claim.
>mobile sucks
>>682169892
ooohhh!!!! o-okay~
>>682169961
This shit is great
>>682169913
Mine of Kurisu has yet to. I shall post more.
>>682169193
Really need more like it. The OST is beautiful
>>682169324
Don't let that get you down cause that ain't what winners do
>>682169796
Peace dude
>>682169596
Miss new booty
>>682169263
Because you're a faggot your sperm carries aids
>>682170073
>tfw you've been on mobile for the past month
>>682169961
>Pic related
>Shiragami
>>682170098
I put that giant meme at the end just for you Anon.
>>682169978
Ayy no problem holmes. I'm so fuckin' ready for S2
>>682170073
Welcome back Milinda.
>>mobile sucks
That's true indeed.
>>682170218
That must be painful.
>>682170218
I'm sorry Mugi... I feel for ya bro
>>68217017
yeah, the soundtrack really was beautiful
>>682170073
Welcome back~
>>682169997
Time to fucking kill myself then
>>682170068
>>682170015
I've always wanted to miniaturize some people people and insert them into someone's asshole
then they could start a small farm and prepare for the daily flood of shit coming from their owner
it would be like a small colony of western people. they're safe from earthquakes and weather but they gotta take shit in the face every fucking day
would it be worth it?
>>682170218
seriously whats up with that why
>>682170234
That webm gave me life. Thanks.
>>682169324
Ill make one with you in it in minute
This ones for dio
>>682170320
>>682170073
Speaking of mobile, am I the only one having issues selecting a board and/or browsing the catalog on my phone? I want to know if other people are going through this shit, too.
A bit slow during this time of day, I like!
>>682170603
Ya thats inly you im having no problem
>glorious masterrace note 4
>moka
>>682170542
reading this again I realise it's a little weird now
>>682170320
>>682170342
>>682170542
It sucks ass
>>682170542
Laptop screen is fucked up
>>682170523
n-no!!! don't do it!!!! y-you're too cute to kill yourself
>but we could also be ghosts together <3
>>682170234
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p
upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :) just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?
le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez? RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :))))))))
EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11 le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D
le maymay arrow is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee : BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit : rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
>>682170542
>concern
>>682170542
Are you alright?
>>682170320
Thanks friend
>>682170523
Thanks commander. Need me to blow up anything else?
>rip kagami
>>682170603
Works fine for me.
>>682170542
What the fuck Karen.
>Kyouko
>>682170816
Thanks ghost~
>>682170954
It's alright for today, you're dismissed for now
God is weeping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J12zprD7V1k
>>682170218
>always on mobile
>never had problems
>mfw
>>682170603
Just refresh. It's what I do
>>682170773
>implying I've got the money to blow on a phone like that
My parents paid for an iPhone for me before I left, and I'm too strapped for cash to do that.
>gotta pay for pet food, my dude
>gotta pay for regular food, my dude
>>682170542
Jesus Christ
>>682170853
I'm an alien who implanted a piece of metal in >>682170853's body.
The other day I visited the earth, abducted >>682170853 as a sample of the earthlings. I tampered with his body to gather data of the earthlings.
But I made a terrible mistake.
>>682170853's fat body is a nonstandardized article as an earthling.
He is unemployed, and on top of that he has no friends.
All day long he is sitting in front of the personal computer, clattering clattering, clattering the keyboard.
I am fed up with this job.
Boss from mother planet yelled at me for this failure.
He said, "Select your specimen more carefully!"
This is the first penalty I get since I have been assigned to The Earth Observation Party.
The human mutilation is not easy task.
Next year I am demoted to the charge of the cattle mutilation.
I am just about to go to The Area 51.
As for >>682170853, I leave him entirely up to you. Do as you like.
>>682170595
fixed it for you, friend.
>Dio
>>682171092
He has been doing that for a long time.
>>682171083
anytime megumin cutie...i do it for you~
>>682171092
Jesus is not coming back and it's our fault
>>682171083
Ahhh. Okay. Kek
>>682171241
Dio is a decent vampire girl
>>682171117
but compared to PC mobile 4chan is ass
I've never had PROBLEMS with mobile 4chan it's just that PC feels like a goddamn luxury compared to mobile
>>682171092
Have a great day as always Lorre!
>yuuko
>>682171408
Just let me know when you'll be able to play some Depth
>>682171297
>
>>682171438
I should probably move my pics to pc and see what it's like
>>682171437
Thanks.
>>682167342
Claimed
>>682171183
Get a job hippie
>>682171241
I like it
>>682171258
This is the sound of crying out into the darkness for help. For compassion. This is the sound of being alive.
>>682171407
Jesus's fatal flaw was his promise of freedom, but what he didn't give us was bread.
>>682171474
There are no great days. There are just days. I am sinking and I cannot stop it. My name is not Lorre. It is fool. Address me as fool or not at all.
>>682171712
You ahould
>>682171831
v2 is here
>>682171709
Will do comrade!
>>682171860
>>682171712
>>682171438
phone is garbage
pc best
I can't even upload pics on my phone
>>682171709
d-do you want some chocolate covered almonds??
<3
>>682171856
But is anyone lissening?
Here's a quick rundown of vampire waifus from best to worst
Shiragami
>Saved the world on numerous occasions, once with food
>Goes to a human school, has to keep vampirism secret: stealth mode activated
>Is a cool beauty
>#1 Winner
Moka AKA Pinky
>Saved the world once
>Goes to a monster school for monsters, doesn't have to utilize neat stealth skills
>Is cool, also a beauty, but not a cool beauty
>Technically two waifus, could be disqualified for cheating
>#2 Winner
Dio
>Has died
>Doesn't go to school; fucking good-for-nothing hooligan
>Is just cool, probably not even that
>Isn't a winner
>>682172170
I upload pics no problem. On mobile.
>>682172454
>>682172372
papa frank is always listening
>>682172506
yeah but my phone a shit. using iphone 4s cause dont wanna waste money on a new one when this one works fine
app and website crashes whenever I try to upload a picture sucks ass
>>682172221
Natural ones will do~
>>682172064
Great, I'll be waiting for you.
Going to pplay some DkSIII now, I will be watching~
>remember kids,if your parents scolds you, just blow them up!
>>682172766
o-okay, ill see you megumin~ byeeee!
>>682172671
>iPhone
Say no more....
>Sanae
>>682172493
>Doesn't go to school
Actually Dio graduated with top grades because he's not an incompetent cunt with vampire wings.
>>682172766
Sounds good. Until then, Lurk mode engage.
>>682173083
>has an iPhone 6
>mobile works just fine
ok
I pick her
>>682173094
>graduated
>Took him past high school to get where he's at
ur waifu a shit
>>682173239
Mobile is objectively worse than desktop.
We need a dedicated 4chan app.
Chan4Chan and Clover don't count.
>>682172493
>being this jealous of Dio's strength
>>682173514
now I never said mobile was good
We DO need an dedicated 4chan app
>>682173408
>Not letting the waifu pick you.
>>682173083
ye I bought it right when it came out and its been my only phone ever so I didnt really know how shit they were
>>682173514
yup, from what I've seen chan4chan is basically a copy paste of the mobile version of the website
I only post on r9k there cause most of the thread is text
>>682173478
Better win as a genius in law than win as an incompetent highschool bat.
Dio kiss raped a girl, I bet your pathetic snot hair cunt didn't you fucking faggot.
>>682173518
>jealous
>implying winners like me feel jealousy
Winners are happy with themselves!
Especially if they're cool beauties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iedQtO-z6Og
>>682173239
Sometimes they have problems on certain websites.
I don't hate Apple.
>>682173752
It's not your fault.
>>682173817
>being this insecure
you're only convincing yourself you're a winner
>>682173978
>I don't hate Apple
I feel like I'm blind to the Apple hate. No clue why everybody seems to hate Apple. Now the IPHONE I can understand because compared to Android phones I can actually see how limited iPhones are in comparison
>>682173978
>being this chill about phone brands
>win confirmed
>>682174267
>being this insecure
>implying winners have to convince themselves they're winners
Stop projecting onto me, friend.
>>682173780
>implying my waifu needs to kiss someone forcefully in order to get some
Fuck where do I put all of these
>implications
yo fuck this early bake
>>682173932
>>682173932
>>682173932
I tried to do something but emi couldnt wait to claim
>>682174533
It's not about getting some, it's about kiss raping someone.
Are you even civilised?
>>682167975
Wow, nice one :)
Quick question.
Is 4chan X worth the trouble of downloading?
I mean I've known about it for a while, but I heard fucks with your filters and changes your settings to autistic ones.
>>682174533
It's not about getting some, it's about kiss raping someone.
Are you even civilised?
>Dio
>>682174754
>>682174811
"You seem to have mispelled captcha"
I just got pranked by 4chin
>Dio
