Waifu claiming thread.
Super fast threads
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
Dio-sama...
>>682155298
claimed!
>>682154993
o-okay, im behind the bush, here she comes!!!
claiming as I play Dark Souls 3
>trying to build a pyro/Dark magic knight
Best mage claimed~
>>682155298
Miia claimed
Best snek waifu reporting in
Tenryuu claimed
>>682154512
Not really. But after 10pm my rommate goes to sleep, so i have to too....And he gives no fucks about it. My computer, my stuff, his computer, his stuff. We life in 2 different zones in 1 room. We even barely talk. And he's not here in the weekends too.
>>682155401
Hey Emi, didn't see you there!
How are you doing?
Woke up at 5PM?
>>682155355
Hey Chen, how goes it?
>>682155478
>pyro/Dark magic knight
Sounds pretty cool
Best ass game waifu claimed!
Best German CV Claimed
>>682154300
Finaly someting about you !
Good stuff !
>Sounds good, what books?
Some historical , now im reading about operation barbarossa.
>>682154664
>working within a warehouse
Finaly someone remember that !
Yea its good job , especially after promoted.
>Im someting like manager but im using electric trolley
How about your job ?
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>>682155465
Hold her good... if she is like a cat she might suddenly go crazy and force herself out of your arms.
>>682155508
>
I'm back, kinda. I'll be in and out a lot today, so sorry if I don't respond much
>who wants a hug?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>682155465
i forgot
>megumin is cutest waifu and i wanna see what's under her eyepatch
>>682155478
>claiming as I play Dark Souls 3
>>trying to build a pyro/Dark magic knight
Noice. Could you show me your build once you're done?
>>682155355
get on ts3 fagget
i want to play some smite with you
Btw how is everyone doing?
>>682155552
>>682155387
Only good ones in this thread.
Everyone else's waifu a shit.
Chara claimed
Milinda claim
>>682155490
Let me know if your mission requires additional explosions
>Baby Magnum standing by
>>682155644
original tenryuu?
also I wanted to ask how to download kancolle. atago said use a german vpn to download then mod it into english
which vpn fuhrer?
>>682155643
o-kay.....here i go!!!
>jumps on megumin
>>682155508
>>682155644
>
>>682155693
Hey there Noire.
Lurking.
Claim
For some reason LoL doesn't let me make a new account. Is there a timer on it or something? Maybe it's the name I chose but it said it's fine
>>682155811
Japanese vpn**** fuck
>>682155731
Oh shit...
we had one job
>>682155752
thanks
>>682155752
Shhh, you're not supposed to tell them the truth.
Claimed.
Tech'che bu'ne cho/cha?
>>682155814
>>jumps on megumin
Woah shit betreyal!!
>>682155799
You know what to do!
>>682155945
would bang/10
>>682155902
This one?
> green
hey guys im new im just testing out greentexts :)
claiming
>>682155990
i-im sorry megumin....it's for your own good cutie....
>>682155590
oh my job is going nowhere, i'm just a lowly dishwasher.
Congrats on the promotion, i'm sure you deserved it.
>>682155757
mm
>>682155811
kek
>>682155814
Aha you fell on my prank, im going to film you instead of removing her eyepatch. This is going to get tons of views on youtube.
>>682156014
fuck you mugi you fucking nigger
karen knows its you
>>682155691
Heh.. I guess nobody wants one
Chika Ogiue
you fucking faggots
>>682156066
You saw nothing
>i blame graf
>>682155990
>explosion inbound
>>682155731
Kek.
You must be the one Tenryuu plays MC with, obviously.
That looks like fun.
>>682155691
always need more hugs
>hugs
>Shizuru get!
>Rattle rattle
I'm back.
>>682151156
>Super late
Have a safe trip home!
>>682156191
Pick me pick me!
>>682156161
wasnt me though i just got back
>>682155577
>5pm
Yup, more or less kek.
I'm feeling good today, went for a run and everything. How are you Kyouko?
<.<
>>682156191
>Hugs
>>682155691
>>682156191
Always
Not even trips can take her away from me.
>>682156321
>image.jpg
I have trouble believing this go listen to tenacious D right fucking now
master exploder and kickapoo go
>>682155833
Heyo Kyouko, How's going?
>>682156373
Qadds on the other hand...
>>682156191
>hugs tightly
>>682156105
Ha jokes on you! see>>682156222
Nice trips btw
My waifu is Jake from State Farm.
Disappointing orgasm.
>>682155577
hopefully it is
>full house checked
>>682155722
these are the stats I was thinking of building up
not sure how practical it'll be
>checked
dam son
>Kurumi
>obviously
>>682156504
b-but if i keep you here, you're gonna get caught in it too!!!! h-how much is this gonna hurt???
>>682156248
Sachiiiiiii~
Happy hugs
>>682156273
Hey Homura
>tight hugs
>>682156363
Hey Melinda!
>is that how you spell it?
>hugs
>>682156365
>tight hugs
>>682156504
>explosive hugs
>>682156472
I always have this quote in my head so it made me kek hard
>>682156208
>>682156066
Looks like someone is building a secret Nazi base
>>682156563
You're still awake?!
>>682156373
lies. You are not safe from trips guy.
>>682156528
What are you wearing jake from state farm?
>>682156563
neet
>thread is fast i'm out.
>>682156472
i dont even know what to google to find that bee
it does look familiar though
>>682156339
>Yup, more or less kek.
Again with the mediteranneans are lazy stereotype then!
>How are you Kyouko?
Feeling pretty good, better than yesterday, stomach pain and coughing is gone finally.
>went for a run
Seems like you really love exercising, don't you?
Claimed
>>682156620
Tight is exactly the kind of hug I was needing. So hows it going for you?
>>682156152
> i'm just a lowly dishwasher.
Oh , but you looking for new job or someting ?
>Congrats
Thank you !
>i'm sure you deserved it.
Hahah , im not sure if i rly deserved
>>682156208
>i blame graf
You had one job
>>682155811
Well, first you need an Acc on the DMM-site. Then you confirm all the stuff and hope that the servers are open. I'd recommend to use a viewer like the KanColle viewer to access the game then. Or you just ignore the stuff and follow the KanColle Wiki page.
>>682156736
This thumbnail scared me a bit...
>homu
>>682156779
So-so. You?
>>682156736
Why is she so god damn bright?
Did she eat a damn light bulb or something?
Only Dio should be allowed to emit holy light.
>>682155478
>>682156578
>mfw off by one twice in a row
>mfw this post ends in 78
>>682156152
You're the best.
>>682156617
I am naturally resistant to explosions~
>>682156578
I'll probably copy your build on my next run. Never tried magic on any souls game
Wew
>if you know what I mean wink wink
>>682155298
Heyy my friend did you take a nap? I don't see you posting its weird you're usually really active!
>>682155456
Did I kill ananas?
>>682156902
That's the art style of the anime
>>682156975
Lad
>>682156528
only good waifu in this thread
>>682156631
god damn dio I really like your taste in games
>>682156708
its from bee movie
its fucking jerry seinfield too
>>682156857
>KanColle wiki page
this has done me a great happiness
thank you
>>682156702
No one is safe from trips guy
i'm lonley ;-;
>>682156940
Hey you're back!
>>682156968
i-is this how it ends megumin???
>im so sorry
>>682157075
>aren't we all?
Reminder that this habbened
>>682157075
Hi lonely. I'm shinoa
>>682156620
Best hugs
>>682156889
Im doing pretty good, actually did stuff on this weekend and there is still more in store for me.
But "so-so" isn't a satisfying answer for me, lemme try to fix it.
>chokehold hug
But seriously, if there is anything you want to talk we're here for it!
>>682156504
>Thanks
>Target destroyed.
>>682156620
Almost.
>Milinda
>>682157198
Fag
>>682157075
I love you the way you are! You wont be lonley anymore
>>682157091
yes I am.
>>682156711
>mediteranneans are lazy stereotype
The Greeks started modern civilization
The Italians created the Roman Empire
The Spanish and Portuguese had Empires as well
We've been badasses for centuries, we've earned ourselves some rest ;)
>>682157153
>aren't we all?
No, I have you.
>>682157270
Billy go homu
>>682157198
Hello, how are you friend?
>>682157062
>>682157075
Welcome to the club Miia
>>682157197
>better than best hugs
>>682157224
C.. Can't... B.. Breathe...
>>682157265
Close enough
:^)
>>682157062
thats a good game
>>682156689
We had one job
I'm losing my ambition, going into remission and I put all behind me.
I want a private execution.
Semi officially back for now.
>>682157332
Mediterranean brothers.
>>682157184
Reminder that this also happened
>>682157153
Betrayal shall never go unpunished in my empire
>>682157265
Nice explosion! Truly you deserve to be second in charge
>>682157332
Damn, that's a good way to look at it.
Guess we definitely deserve it then!
>>682157493
Welcome back Tats.
>>682157184
>>682157563
I miss everything cool
>>682157412
Just remember its a lovely strangle, im an expert in doing this without causing any harm.
>>682157493
Welcome back Mediterranean brother
>>682157354
I am home Kike
>>682157349
awwww, homu....thank you...t-that made me feel great lol, i guess we'll never be alone huh?
>>682157326
Don't know if you saw but I said you seemed like a really chill guy with barely anyone noticing you. What's up bro?
>>682157412
Booby hugs are best 4 sure
>>682157702
I also got trips, then quads
feet
MODS MODS MODS AVATARS ON /B/
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>>682157723
Oh.. That makes me feel kinda better.
>>682157890
Mhm
>>682157930
feet
>>682157972
technically that's not true
>>682157972
>Obligatory
>>682157839
Unless this happens.
>depressive homu strikes again
>>682157487
I'm not exactly a genuine WW2 Nazi, but that's a Sieg-fail.
The Swastika is backwards for fucks sake
卐-卍
>>682157650
Top Taste my dude
meme
>>682157995
What else can I do to make you feel better?
>nuts
>>682157972
>you don't know shit mate
>>682157890
I seem to remember something like that. I'm just doing nothing, waiting for the sun to come out on a this rainy day.
>>682155298
>real waifu
>>682158141
no!! i will fly down to portugal and stop you!!
>damn depressive homu lol
>>682157412
Haha yeah. Ive seen worse... kek
>>682157606
Promoted? Yesssss
>>682158229
I wont do it! Touch my swag to die yet nigga
>>682158201
Thank you very much Anon, same to you.
>>682158181
come to ts3 fagget
>>682158257
Nothing really. I'll just have to get over it myself
>>682158346
Have you? Like what
>>682157454
this is true. it's a great game
especially loved the ending
>Spare the others, I am ready.
>>682158097
fuck off randal
>>682158181
''Not retarded nazi party'' '
>>682157284
i love you two
>>682158389
fuck I can't spell for shit
>Too much swag**
CLAIMED
>>682158335
Thats it, im doing it.
>you better come fast
>>682158440
>we had one job
>>682158422
>Malendia...
>MFW
>>682158530
>>682158596
Takes care of me and makes me feel safe.
>>682158530
y-you better not...p-please!
i don't know what i'd do without you....