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ITT:We all live in the same house.

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ITT:We all live in the same house.
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who's turn is it to clean the bathroom?
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>>682152099
shot not
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>>682152099
noes goes motherfuckers
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i get the mailbox!
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>>682152099
NO DONT CLEAN IT IM GROWING SHIT OUT OF WEED AMD WILL FILL A JUG WITH IT REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>682152730
SHUT UP IM TRYING TO WATCH CORY IN THE HOUSE HERE!
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Who's kid is this I'm not watching him
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Next dubs has to get rid of the trash
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>>682151964
OP stop throwing your goddamm crusty jizz socks into my bedroom
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Who's My Little Pony fleshlight is this? I found it in the refrigerator.
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Hey guys im just gonna torrent all the seasons for this long ass series I just started watching. Hope you dont mind
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>>682152533

time for some quality anime
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Which one of you cunts ate all my shrooms? They weren't the cooking type!
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House in the anime is on

https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/9ffwawhqnilf8y0e
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>>682153530
But we could watch this
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I jizzed in all the heating vents
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I'll just claim the basement with my loli here
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>>682151964
Who has been jizzing over the mirror in the shower room?

And , again if I find out who has been stealing my Dr Pepper I will cut their fucking windpipe.
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>>682154044
Go clean the trash
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>>682154148
Garbage day
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>>682153011
I'll watch him
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STOP TALKING were trying to watch cory in the house
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>>682154454
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/9ffwawhqnilf8y0e
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can you fucks keep it down jesus
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Hi roomies. Why don't I go into the basement and check the laundry? Someone's masturbatory towel is growing mushrooms, and we don't want spores!
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Oi can you lads keep it down? Im trying to masturbate here
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Good news guys, meet Barry, our new Frat mascot.
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>>682154688
Or you can watch cory in the house with me
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>>682153432
Wait i think thats mine
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STAY OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOM YOU FUCKIGN NORMIES
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>>682154842
As long as he eats the special child that won't shut up about shutting up for some guy named Cory who is in our house
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Penis Book
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>>682154842
What type of cat is this ?
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>>682154675
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GUYS AN EVEN BETTER SHOW IS NOW ON
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/9ffwawhqnilf8y0e
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>>682155653
Me? You know that the biggest oscar winning anime was on?
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COME ON SHITLORDS, TIME TO PAY THE BILLS
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>>682151964
yo so uh who's cleaning the kitchen today
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>>682156589
My dog skip?
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Hey guys can I rent a room? I brought some traps with me .
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>>682156740
Is This enough?
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>>682156851
For 98 gulden
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Oh wei. Living in Russia you can dream about this house...
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>>682156851
no fuck off you gay shitlord
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>>682156869

No.
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>>682151964
hey boys, which one of you left your crunchy body pillow in my room
also what were you doing in my room anyways?
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Will you bros give me relationship advice?
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>>682156750
ask femanon
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>>682156915
Deal
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>>682154675
Foony
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>>682156589
Megas xlr
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>>682157078
k then i have to kill you
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>>682156750
Is that a dog in the bag?
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Dude will you stop using my laptop for 4chan, go get a life.
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>>682157164
The price is now 1,000 gulden, I need to pay the bills.
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I'm in that volafile room from earlier where the guy dumped the pics of Johanna. I'm doing nude in public now
(dot) io/r/zyGN74
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hey boys, theres like 20 of us
>why dont we help ourselves to one of the femanons
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>>682156750
The lolifag downstairs has to deal with that
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>>682157427
4chins suks kys. All bout dat ifunny.
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This isn't half as bad as last time
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>>682157530
Oh god who let the floppy dicks back in
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God please kill all the other anons, please. They shat on my bible and tor my room to shreds.
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>>682157731
sauce?
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>>682157750
i think its a dildo
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>>682157612
Party van got him a few days ago, didn't you hear?
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>>682157791
YOUR LEAVING THIS HOUSE
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>>682157507
Is there another form of payment Mr landlord
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>>682157703
Shut up kyle mom said you tried licking her pussy.
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>>682157992
No This is the netherlands
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living with your men would be such an adventure
sounds like fun tbh
any femanons living with us?
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>>682157934
No you are.
>pulls out excalibur
>slices anon in half
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>>682157530
femanon here, I'm making you guys sandwiches!
Who doesn't like mayo?
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>>682157934
>your leaving
your
so are you bruddie
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>>682157838
Search the filename, I don't know.
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>>682157791
Only because you brought that into this fine establishment
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>>682158113
Hi stacie, i just finished cutting my hair after i got dumped by chaddingtons.
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I call Attic. Modify it to be able to somewhat live there.
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>>682158177
we can cook together
im on the left
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>>682151964

Rule #1: don't fart except in bathroom.
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>>682158177
Make us a cheese and onioin Stacy.
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>>682158259
being this bad at coming up with names
her name is gleendra
and her boifrend is cump williams
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Does anyone know where the exit bags are?
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>>682158375
you don't cook sandwiches!
rule #2 mandatory pants in kitchen
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>>682151964
Rule # 2: if you spend more than 30 mins on 4chan you have lick out mom.
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Time to dinner!
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>>682158375
Name, please.
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>>682158255
Ya but I also brought excalibur to slay you fags.
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>>682158259
were you talking to me?
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>>682157528
There's a lot of Nude in Public shots in the room. The first guy to go in there and type in 'Dan Gleeballs' in the chat window gets to change the category of what I'm posting.
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>>682158474
here you go, and could you please stop mastrubating?
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Guys was that semen in the jar? Tasted kind of black
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>>682158766
Haaaa, nice one, looks good, and how did you know i was gunna?!?!

Need new material.
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>>682158766
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>>682158590
did you jizz in that?
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Who jizzed in the shower again?
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>>682158684
Ya stacie mom always said how mean you were to nerds with assburgers.
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>>682158876
lool
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>>682158786
That was a nigger in the jar, son.
You see niggers we're born 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago and they hate whites till this day for giving them human rights.
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dubz gets her name>>682158627
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>>682158926
Soz just had a an awesome imagination of grandmha doing reverse cowgirl on my cock.
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>>682158645
I think we need an ac unit guys it feels like summer in here
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>>682158952
no way i was
let me tell you a secret that require me to lean in
aspergers isn't real its just autism fam
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>>682158786
> Tasted kind of black
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>>682156037
>>682157201
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>>682158866
lets eat first
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>>682158047
She nvr say no
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Allahu Akbar!
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>>682159272
*systems standby*
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>>682151964
i'm off to work any one whant a lift?
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>>682159290
Lewly
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>>682159444
Yeah please we need to share the family car, green house emissions are bad to produce.
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>>682159444
I'll ride with u, mr. Trips
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whose on cooking duty with femanon?>>682158540
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Dad kids are bullying me at school again. What can i do, the teachers make them more angry if i report them.
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>>682159709
I'll call uncle steven he a huge porn producer and a chef in Los Santos.
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>>682159733
4/20 all over again
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>>682159226
Who the fuck are you calling 'fam'?
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>>682157268

JUST PAY THE BILLS FAGGOT
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>>682159733
Remember the family tradition son. Here, have the old school shooting gun. Don't shoot the chinks though, we love them.
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Hey guys! Let's play the Hunger Games boardgame!
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>>682159709
choose me femanon
ill help you cook those sandwiches and not get distracted
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>>682160073
>slices in half with excalibur
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>>682159733
take this gun to school tomorrow and they will never be angry again
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>>682160090
Ah thanks Pops, gunna shoot them right in the knee cap and piss in their face when their down. Just like granny used to do in her youth.
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>>682159598
>/b/ housr
>family car
this is my car
>>682159626
ok

but who will get to ride literal shutgun?
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>>682160203

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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>>682159733
The only option here son is to get down on your knees and son you suck everyone of their cocks. Now I know that sounds awful but it's the only way son.
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help me put a wasp hive in my neighbours mailbox
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>>682160303
That good, you didnt buy new car which uses carbon emissons to produce.
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>>682160073
Stop using my soap you sick fuck
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I don't live.
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>>682160190
hey guys, I bought us a nigger to help me in the kitchen!
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>>682159902
heres a sneaky little peek while mom is out grocery shopping
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>>682160332
Thanks dad, i will clean their bell ends to tip top condition and bend my ass over when they plead or threaten.
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>>682160587
Ew thats our sister,
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>>682160499

Then YOU stop using my toothbrush!
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>>682160234
Here comes CNN DADDY!
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>>682160453
nah, let's but fire crackers in the mailbox so it blows up her baby
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>>682160607
Your on your way in this world son
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it is a clock. the numbers represent each facet of men and women, and the cyclical nature of life and death. the 3s at the top and bottom are heaven and hell, the left side is life right now, the right side is this life in reverse. the 2s are women, the 1s and 3s on the right and left side are men.

the 2s are meant to represent the constant nature of women, and the difference between the 1s is "good" men and "bad" men ( in a sexual respect. men who want sex and men who don't).

the numbers are symbolic also for the importance of each gender in their respective lives. on the right side men are more important since they are farther from being similar to heaven and hell ( 1 is farther from 3 than 2), and on the left side since it is this life in reverse the men who were 1s before are now 3s and are identical to heaven and hell and 2s are instead the superior number.

In this life men are better; on the other side women are better. we balance each other out. the 1 that is being pointed to represents me and my being a "good" man because I do not want to enjoy life, but I used to be a "bad" man and I would've been pointed at the lower 1..
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>>682160541
what happened to our femanon chef
bitch just aged 60 years in 5 minutes fuck this house im moving out
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>>682160778
Alright, that sounds good.
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>>682160709
I have to clean my asshole don't I
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>>682152099

I say dubs scrubs
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>>682160474
>didnt buy new car
ohh but i did 2 weeks. ago but i forgot i live in THIS house
pic related
also where can i drop you off?
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>>682160813

get the fuck out james no one cares
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>>682160916
shit forgot pic
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>>682160877

And I have to clean mine too!
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>>682160780
Wow awh my big brave dad. One day i will aspire to suck to the load comes out on my big scary bosses dick too!
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>>682160661
fuk our sister
literally
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>>682160813
Interesting.

As if women have a wish to show us their universe. And will be a bitch if we aren;t looking to it.
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>>682160859
I think its because gluten in our food, it also makes you dick fall of
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>>682160916
Fucking your generation dad, drop us off at strip joint and am taking grandmha with us. Bitch loves da puss.
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i make meth in the cellar.
if dubs we are all kill
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>>682161123
Damn am gunna film us and show our family at our next gathering. Shit will be TIGHT!, like her pussy
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hey big bros
dont look at ahh
>>682161123 my other sis is doing da londree and i have nothing to wear
will you protect me?
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>>682160813
every fucking time you smoke weed you say this shit and a minute later you puke in the fern, fuck you.
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I got the jokes.
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>>682161400
Yeah i sheild your cock with my mouth. No homo bro. Dad and his brother did it all the time in Nam.
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This isn't your house.
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>>682161519
MOM CODY being a faggit again
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Hello fags
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>>682161738
Omg GRANDMHA plastic surgery was a success.
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guess ill just sit in this corner waiting for the londree to be done sigh
>shes still 18 boys.. if i get banned
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>>682161863
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>682161318
soooo. do still whant that lift?
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>>682161965
who said this faggot could live with us?
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hey bros
who wants to go on a bike ride with their sis now that my clothes r dry?
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>>682162060
hump* not me. humphumphumptrumphumphump*
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>>682161965
Hey... Let's kick this faggot out.
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>>682162160
ouchie i fell
can u check my body for cuts?
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i'm just gunna crash on the couch for a few days fellas

i swear i'll have a job and money hear soon
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>>682162308
Sure... Just have to look at your legs.
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meet our new room mate
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>>682162308
fuck off you emo cunt
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OPEN UP NOW WE'VE GOT AN ARREST WARRANT FOR ANON
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>>682162409
shure if it can get in the room
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>>682162401
ill take my shorts off so my bro can get a better look
see anything?
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>>682162481

SHIET WHICH ANON
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>>682162481
wich one of us?
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>>682162481
hes not here. go away
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>>682162308
Vids and you stay
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>>682162481
which one?
all of our house mates happen to have that name
this will be difficult
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can one of you help me set up the rape room?
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MOM SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT IN MY TOILETTE
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>>682162695

I did
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>>682162481
>>682162626
>>682162654
>>682162661

HURRY ANONS DELEAT THE SERVERD AND BROWSER HISTORY
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WHO TOOK A SHIT IN THE TUB

I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU
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>>682162557
Not yet... Can you lay on the ground and spread your legs?
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>>682162693

Sure.
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Why is this in the bath? I pay the water bill for what exactly?
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>>682162695
I may have shit in your pillow
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>>682162830

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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>>682162858
thats Jeb. i forgot to feed him
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>>682154842
Can I borrow your shorts?
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>>682162659
heres a vid of me and my other bro cooking together
idk why u want to see it bro? im naked why would u want that?

https://vimeo.com/84617774
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>>682162931
we got plenty of time. i dont thet know how a warrent works
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>>682162836

I never did that, what are you talking about
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>>682162830
femanon has been smugling cocaine in her sandwiches
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>>682162838
hurry up bro this is embarrassing me hehhe
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>>682163002
he evolved from his turtle phase?
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I'm going to bring home a drunk chick tonight... Don't watch me OK?
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>>682163141

[DELETE BROWSER HISTORY]
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Can I borrow somebody's shorts?
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>>682163240
Is it okay if we sit deeper in the forest so nobody can see you?
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>>682163224
but she cant evevn get her fat ass in the door
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>>682163298
gangrape? gangrape
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Who jizzed I'm my fucking milk?
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>>682163454
are you saying you want me to take off my pantsu?
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>>682163705

I did
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>>682163378
we gotta wipe the servers too who have the ''delete magnets'' if its that fuckin juggalow again
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>>682163734
there alreaddy off sis
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>>682163782

INDEED
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>>682163507
cocaine makes you slim
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Take a seat guys, I've just made dinner and there's plenty for everyone !!
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>>682163747
well you drink it then mate
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>>682163884
there aint enugh cocane in the world.
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>>682163860
heyyyy give them back or im telling mom!!
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>>682163734
Yes please.
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>>682163747
Thank you
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Does anybody have shorts I can borrow?
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>>682164018
fuck you sis.
fucks you*
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>>682151964
If I see one more of your fucking dicks I'm going to shoot you in your fucking faces.
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Fat ass body walks through wall as shit smell fills house. Hello family, I brought us all body pillows.
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>>682164018
if you tell i will ruin your bedroom
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>>682163936

sorry for overreacting but

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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>>682164008
lets do it!
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>>682163984

nah

i'll give it to one of those fucking fluffies next door.
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>>682163870
we just gotta fiend the alter full of clown shit and the magnets in the middle
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>>682164164
>>682164144
>>682164037
thanks for giving them back bros..
are you loooking at my pussy you virgins?
thats ok i dont mind hehe
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>>682163936
just one potato?????
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>>682164168
it's an expensive cut of.....uh.....beef.
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>>682164322

WE GOTTA GET RID OF IT ALL
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>>682164347
that pussy nasty as fuck tbh
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Tfw nobody has shorts for me to borrow
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>>682164359

is that a rat
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>>682164347
yes, i am looking.
Can i look further into it?
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>>682164475
well then how about my ass instead?
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>>682164241
THERE AINT ENUGH COCANE IN THE WORLD!!! YOU FAT FUCK AND ITS CRACK THAT DOES THAT.
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>>682151964
imma ride my bycycle to town, somone want something from the shop?
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>>682164501

Oh, shit I have spare shorts
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>>682164547
you're looking too much bro
im getting shy
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>>682164630

give me all the fucking sweets in there
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>>682164501
i do... for a BJ
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>>682164715
dont be shy, i dont have to look
>puts on the ground
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>>682164630
ay man gimme sum kfc
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>>682164630
wich shop. the kiosk with the old milk or the oder one?
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>>682164630
my friend.... steve.... has a uh package for me behind the sweetshop...its uh got my groceries in it... go get it would you?
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>>682164833
should i show you a little
maybe a little wont hurt
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>>682164838
who let the nigger in the house!?!
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>>682165053
nah, it wont hurt...
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Alright. Which of you fuckers was hiding this under the sink?
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I'm off to work, anyone need a ride into town?
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>>682165136

not me
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>>682165121

I accidentally left the door open

then the nigger walked in
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