How can you atheists believe the Big Bang "theory" made all this happen? There is no way our earth is 4.5 billion years old, and we evolved from monkeys. Evolution, or should I say "Evilution" is a lie made up by liberal school teachers trying to poison children.
if he can shitpost so can i!
>>682150385
Atheists trolling other atheists
>Nice b8 m8
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>>682150385
How is there no way the earth is that old, exactly?
Religious responses, or anything like "religion is proven by science", is not an answer. Nor is anything along the lines of "I pity you", which is frequently thrown around. Answer that question: how is it impossible for the earth to be that old?
u wot m8
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>>682150943
It is proven by the Bible that the earth is only 6,000 years old. Anyone who disagrees is going straight to hell.
The show?
>>682151266
That's not proof tho
>>682150385
listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight
>>682150385
So how old is the earth then?
>>682151572
Your definition of proof is not God's definition of proof.
>Do you really want to disagree with God?
>>682150385
Suiseiseki made it all happen - when she uttered the key harmonic of the universe, 'DESU', that is the point at which time, matter, energy, the very stars themselves, and the beings which inhabit them, came into existence.
'There was DESU - and it was good.'
>>682150385
Your retarded
How can you explain radioactivity ?
How do you explain lead
How do you explain the fact that we share 98% of our DNA with chimps?
Why your so scare to realize there's no god?
>>682150385
You worship a flase idol heretic! Let me introduce you to my grandfather.
>>682151266
This is example of some of the oldest language ever documented it dated coming from china, 8000 years ago. Written language is older than 6000 years
>>682151266
Everything that your stupid bible says about creation has been disproven time and time again.
>>682151266
Do you trust dendrochronology?
I live on fucking Australia
I can smell the bait from here
>>682151856
Yep fuck your god
>>682152210
You can't use complex words they don't know how to use google. You have say Tree Rings
>>682150385
now this is some really shit tier bait
>>682152110
Obviously the dating method is flawed, because the Bible clearly infers that the Earth is but a mere 6,000 years old, and a flood wiped out all evidence from 4,000 years back.
>Pro tip: The Bible is the word of G-d so anything that contradicts the Bible is obviously the work of Satan. Anyone who believes Satan is going to Hell.
>>682151996
Because God did it. Check and mate.
I was an atheist until I read this well thought out post and immediately became religious. Can't believe I was such a fucking retard.
>>682151856
All day everyday.
Fuck your god
>>682151266
your pic said it all. Did ya ever try to think?
>>682150699
This.
A normal Christian can't even use proper grammar or spelling.
>>682153079
That doesn't answer my question. Can you trust tree ring dates?
>>682152827
Lol i know this is bait but just clarifying it the bible wasn't the word of God it was inspired by him, the holy spirit, so it's an interpretation of him
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why are you retards replying to this?
>>682150385
Whoever's posting these lately keeps getting funnier and funnier. That image made me lol
>>682150385
Who is the girl on the image?
>>682153305
do you have trouble with reading comprehension? My post answered your question fully.
Let me try with smaller words:
Of course tree ring dates can't be trusted if they contradict the Bible because that would mean they are the work of Satan.
>>682151266
Dubs of truth.
6000 God years is equivalent to 4 billion human years.
>>682153851
Oh, so we're gonna use the bible are we? List the ten comandments.
>>682153472
Hmmmm... All this time I thought the Bible was the literal word of God.
So if it's not the Word of God, then what exactly does it mean to 'inspire' someone to write? Did God cause the authors to write anything specifically, or did He just give them the urge to write just any old thing?
Do you realize the implications you bring by proposing you can't actually fully trust the literal words written in the Bible to be true?
>>682150385
pick up a textbook dipshit and stop reading about fairytales made up thousands of years ago when people worshipped the weather and humans as gods
everyone posting serious replies in this thread is fucking autistic
>>682155257
It's called playing along you cut rate ass burger.
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I don't know what the Ten Commandments has to do with the argument- seams a little ad hominem to me- but here they are...
Ten Commandments: (Exodus 34: 14-27)
1) Do not worship any other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
2) Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land; for when they prostitute themselves to their gods and sacrifice to them, they will invite you and you will eat their sacrifices. And when you choose some of their daughters as wives for your sons and those daughters prostitute themselves to their gods, they will lead your sons to do the same.
3) Do not make cast idols.
4) Celebrate the Feast of Unleavened Bread. For seven days eat bread made without yeast, as I commanded you. Do this at the appointed time in the month of Abib, for in that month you came out of Egypt.
5) The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock. Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons. No one is to appear before me empty-handed.
6) Six days you shall labor, but on the seventh day you shall rest; even during the plowing season the harvest you must rest.
7) Celebrate the Feast of Weeks with the firstfruits of the wheat harvest, and the Feast of Ingathering at the turn of the year. Three times a year all your men are to appear before the Sovereign LORD, the God of Israel. I will drive out nations before you and enlarge your territory, and no one will covet your land when you go up three times each year to appear before the LORD your God.
8) Do not offer the blood of a sacrifice to me along with anything containing yeast, and do not let any of the sacrifice from the Passover Feast remain until morning.
9) Bring the best of the firstfruits of your soil to the house of the LORD your God.
10) Do not cook a young goat in its mother's milk.
>>682151266
>hell
Islam pls
>>682153946
>dubs
>truth
Pick one faggot.
>>682155254
>implying you aren't just a salty sinner
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>>682150385
I know right
Evolution has no evidence! On the other hand, the Bible has tons of references and evidence.
Fucking homosexual atheist retards deserve to burn in the deepest bowels of hell for disobeying God. The real creator.
Prove me wrong, atheist fucktards
>>682155802
Before God gave the Israelis these commandments, they were sacrificing their first born children on the eighth day.
They started using circumcision (a blood ritual) to replace killing their firstborn.
>10... Don't cook a young goat in its mother's milk
>>682155802
But what about this list from Exodus 20?
1.“I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2. “You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments.
3. “You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4. “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the LORD your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
5. “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the LORD your God is giving you.
6. “You shall not murder.
7. “You shall not commit adultery.
8. “You shall not steal.
9.“You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10. “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s
Which one is the one we should live by? Which one is the important on? Why is one set virtually unknown while the other is considered by many to be the basis of western thought? How are these lists not contradictory?
>>682155809
Islam is just one of the Christian heresies- like Lutheranism, and Mormonism after it.
It is not likely there was a historical Mohamed. We know there was a historical John Smith, but few seriously believe Mr. Smith found actual gold tablets.
the big bang theory is not an explanation for the creation of the universe. it is an explanation for the expansion of the universe.
>>682150385
>evilution
you mean that doom wad?
>>682156517
The list you gave is just a set of instructions God gave verbally at Mt. Ararat.
The list I gave is the list actually called the Ten Commandments that were written on stone tablets according to the Bible.
Have you actually read the account in Exodus?
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>>682157385
Well apparently he can
>>682150385
There once was a man that lived on a street made of blocked cheddar cheese and yet when the sun came out it only rained and never melted the asphalt that crunched under foot like snow in the summer time of the winter yet when I dislocated my house from my apartment I was confused and stumbled around drunkenly until the void sucked me in and I sea no evil yet warm waters lapping against mile after mile of desert beach and the wind picked it up the cold and blew sand against my cheeks and your whales in the water blew water out their holes and submerged into the murky deep of the shark and fish and squids.
Yet when I opened that door that doesn't work I stopped short of catching my breathe under a volley of untamed animals as they pounced and sneered their way to the core of my everything and broke down the walls I established to burn the bridges outside that were inside, for a many months and years and days they went by for slowly and faster yet never stopping down up.
I'd fall asleep curled into a lap of my block of the circle room and stood forward as you rocked the walls and halls and echoed dimly behind the light outside my earlobes for when it became time to enter the exit I must have said goodbye to all of no one that was there because I am alone for the rest of my yesterday's and tomorrow there is no more pain and tomorrow is no light, the shoulders are heavy and the eyes droop and the sweat stings the cuts on your skin tornadoes of empty dreams swirls under my blanket for a night or two.
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FUCKING EVERYDAY THIS THREAD IS POSTED AND FUCKING EVERYDAY YOU FAGGOTS GET BAITED BY IT
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