I've never been drunk before in my life. I've had beers now and then but never enough to make me remotely drunk.
I'm going to the alchohol store today, what can I buy that will 100% get me drunk? I wanna wake up with a headache and sick in the toilets.
Buy alcohol.
Buy bleech
Everclear
any alcohol will get you drunk if you drink enough of it you fucking 11 year old gerbil...
>>682135780
Yes buy alcohol and if you wanna be sick buy low quality high alcohol vodka 75%+
>>682135780
absinth
>>682135780
well, op, mix vodka with vermouth and schweppes, drink all of it and add a few beers when feeling really dizzy already.
>>682135780
Rubbing alcohol
Absinthe for sure, do shots along with Jagerbombs and you should get there quite fast.
>>682135780
mix vodka with energy or cola.
>>682135780
Everclear
>>682135780
Rum 151
>going to the alcohol store
kek
>>682137631
Rum 151 if you can't get everclear
vodka redbull will make you drunk.
Also, absinthe is a safe choice.
>>682137408
he said drunk, not dead
>>682135780
tequila
get the worm
Mix vodka with red Mickey Finn and Canada Dry. The Mickey Finn and the Canada Dry mask the vodka taste, so you can drink it like it's candy and in a few moments you'll become shitfaced.
>>682135780
winecoolers
>>682136055
No vodka is 75% you idiot. Proof is a 200 point scale. 80 proof vodka is 40% alcohol.
>>682137871
I once drank a fifth bottle of 101 proof wild turkey, puked for two days straight. First day puked up all over myself and didn't find out til next morning
>>682136011
Thats like 300 in gerbil years
Handle of fireball to the face
You don't have to have a hangover. Get vodka, not the cheap kind, put it in the freezer, and either do shots or mix it with whatever. But drink water while you're drinking. If you drink a few glasses you will stay hydrated and not have a terrible hangover.
>>682138051
This is damn close
>>682135780
Only the best.
>>682138424
This
Quality alcohol and staying hydrated can let you get absolutely shitfaced and not feel terrible the next day.
Try to remember to drink a glass of water before you pass out for the night. Helps a lot.
>>682138635
>post a picture that isn't vodka
>>682138740
Yeah second that, when I USED to drink liquor, I would chug 1 - 2 liters of water, 8 asprin and a handful of vitamin c before going to sleep.
Now that I am older, I stick to the occasional beer
>>682135780
Monster 0 carb (blue can) + Fireball Whiskey...65/35 mix or 55/45 if you can handle the cinnamon flavor. The sugars and caffeine will guarantee a headache...and it'll allow you to stay up longer to drink more.
>>682139143
Energy drinks and alcohol is shit tier frat boy bullshit.
>what cha drinkin brah?
>>682138913
Everclear, grain alcohol
>>682135780
whisky dude. may i suggest jack daniels to break your cherry. it's cheap in the US,a ssuming that's where you are, and if you can develop a taste for it ordering it in a bar will impress the ladies.
Neutral grain spirits, aka pure grain alcohol, is highly concentrated ethanol purified by repeated distillation. Distillation is the fermentation of grain added with water. Neutral grain spirits typically contain 95% alcohol by volume (ABV), or 190-proof, and are produced from grains such as corn, wheat, rye or barley. They are called “neutral” as they are essentially tasteless and odorless, similar to vodka.
Basically, it’s a generic alcohol base that can be flavored to become a different spirit – moonshine, vodka, gin, etc
>682138913
>>682140056
>ordering it in a bar will impress the ladies
>>682135780
Do yourself a favor and stick to wine. When the room spins, stop drinking. Head for the porcelain bus, you're driving.
DOS tip: clean your toilet BEFORE you drink.
>>682140434
yeah keep ordering your bud light while i sidle up to the bar and order a jack on the rocks. see which one gets more respect
OP, you have to do a "Canada", which is one shot for every of the ten provinces
That'll get you so drunk you'll speak french
Jameson and ginger ale or Dr Pepper.
It's good, cheap, and too easy to drink.
>>682140728
jack daniels > jameson
>>682135780
Buy this OP, it's my favorite.
Gin and tonic (or sprite/7up or any soda) will do
>>682140595
lol, can't tell if bait
TEQUILA STRAIGHT UP HIJO DE PUTA
>>682140529
Do you think thats necesary, lol?
>>682140595
And when I do a keg stand and your sipping your Jack on the rocks, see who crushes more pussy bro
>>682140411
>Distillation is the fermentation of grain added with water
No
Distillation is the process of boiling a liquid, then cooling the vapors. Impurities are left behind in the original liquid while pure molecules like water and alcohol go into the vapor form. Since alcohol has a lower boiling point than water it evaporates first and you can mostly separate the alcohol from the water. It isn't 100% pure alcohol and some water is included in the vapor. That's why it takes multiple steps to get very high concentration alcohol.
Fermentation is the metabolic process that creates the alcohol in the yeast cells. Our bodies also are capable of performing fermentation, but we produce lactic acid, not alcohol. That's why your muscles burn when they run out of oxygen when you push them hard. The metabolism switches over to fermentation.
That is why fermentation occurs in air tight chambers free of oxygen. You need to keep oxygen away from the yeast to promote fermentation. Otherwise they eat the sugars and perform normal aerobic metabolism which produces molecules that taste like shit.
I'm a biochemistry fag
>>682135780
barton's vodka
>>682135780
Whiskey, not really a lot, you'll probably be blind drunk with a fourth of the bottle down.
Get some puke bags and that way you won't spend the morning thrown on the floor against the cold toilet.
Enjoy for hangover bro.
>>682140924
go to bar and try and do keg stand. you will get ejected pretty fast. and anyway, it's still beer.
>>682140595
>ylyl
>>682140861
lol then assume not bait and take a bite of the little worm hovering in front of your face
>>682135780
Don't do it kid.. don't become an alcohol like me.
>>682140781
Whatever boats your float man, but I'll still to my delicious J-mo.
I'll bet you think Jim Bean is quality liquor as well.
>>682140943
Whatever, I took that straight from a distiller's site
>>682140595
Seems like we have a supreme gentleman here
>tips
>>682141131
is this captain morgan? is it jim beam?
i know it ain't mr. john daniels.
Don't waste your time with bullshit, OP. Champagne then Islay Scotch.
>>682140056
>drinking shitty whisky will impress the ladies
at least point him in the right direction. get yourself a bottle of Scotch, OP
Galen's 151 is cheaper than Bacardi, OP. Guaranteed to get the job done.
Mix some ethylene glycol with some very small drops of strong glue, heat shit in pot on stove, add generous amounts of sugar, when sugar is all gone let it cool and drink...Will get you wasted in no time.
>>682141302
ha ha i love this movie. not sure why people give it so much shit. this red superman would have fun with the new bruce wayne. they'd get drunk together, fuck some whores., live it up
buy some 40% shit
vodka, whiskey, bourbon.
vodka tastes like shit but you can mix it with soda or flavor syrup if you like
>>682135780
O'douls will get you plastered. Trust me man, I'm an alcoholic.
>>682136910
This
>>682140781
Daniel's, as in its HIS whiskey
Motherfuckers last name is just Daniel
>I'm related to him
get a bottle of Fireball Whiskey. I drink a case of Jack a week and a bottle of Fireball still gets me hung over. Pretty sure because it is so sugary
>>682141204
They are wrong.
Distillation is the process of heating a liquid and collecting the vapors. That is a fact. It goes far beyond just producing alcohol. There are literally hundreds of uses for distillation to purify all kinds of molecules from water (distilled water) to making products like gasoline from crude oil.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distillation
>>682140781
It's Jack Daniel's pleb
This has got to be the most ridiculous thread I've ever seen?
Is this how ridiculously clueless Americans are over alcohol because you can't get it until 21?
Buy any alcoholic drink, drink enough of it and you'll get drunk. It's as simple as that.
If you aren't used to drinking heavily do not get spirits eg vodka, because it could actually not just make you sick, but kill you.
Do what you did previously, a few beers, but then continue that process until you feel drunk.
Fucking retard.
>>682141204
Likewise, Fermentation is the metabolic process by which sugars are turned into ethanol, just like I said. Whoever wrote your source is a moron.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermentation
>>682141488
Just remember when you are going to puke, don't try and stop it, it will blow out your nose. Just relax and don't fight it, I got to where I could puke 8 times a night and still.go back to the bar to drink. Do the water/asprin/vitamin c routine abouve and still make to work in the morning
>>682141822
hate to break this to you underage fag, but different types liquor result in different types of drunk. it's a fact. for example, i have this shifty bottle of rum brought for me overseas soemwhere and it's high fucking proof and drinking too glasses is almost like a fucking drug. different sort of buzz
>>682141306
Come on, you must be hanging out with some real hipster fucks to suggest Scotch (suprised you didnt bust out the "single malt" meme actually) over a standard whiskey
Hell, in 90% of the bars I go to asking for "scotch" is going to get you a glass of $12 Dewars which is going to turn off nearly everyone from scotch all together
Jack Daniels and Jim Beam are your mainstays. If you feel like being adventurous, Jameson.
>>682141813
thank you for correcting me. i bow to your superior knowledge.
>>682140056
the ladies part is pathetic
but yea OP, drink whisky + cocacola
good stuff for starters, tastes fucking great and you'll get drunk for sure
so, go buy a bottle of jack daniels and a few cocacolas now.
Try mixing pure grain alcohol and battery acid. It will get you blasted
>>682135780
if you want to just be drunk and have an adventure of a lifetime buy lots of the same, drink fast like until you feel a bit seasick and stop. Then drink ocasionally just to stay up there in the glory
Now
If you want to get smashed and forget about everything, it's pretty simple. Just buy something strong like bvodka or whiskey and when definetly drunk chug beer like a pro. If that doesn't work repeat. You have like six or seven hours of night
Use them well, anon
Peace
>>682135780
wine
wine hangover is the worse
>>682142073
This
If you want to drink nice liqueur then buy a bottle and do it at home. Ordering it at a bar is just asking to have your wallet raped. The price of 4 or 5 shots could buy you an entire bottle at the liqueur store.
>>682141131
Mister Charles Tanqueray reporting for duty
>>682135780
Stick to weed.
Live long and prosper.
Peace out.
>>682142073
Well OP did say he was trying to ruin his next day so Jim Bean or Jack will do that quite efficiently.
Don't forget to chase with 4loko.
>>682142073
Lolwat?
Sure get one that tastes like JD but doesn't have the brand pricetag.
Also you're suggesting you get a shitty car to start with, which is perfectly fine since you gotta start somewhere, but have to keep using that car forever because your driving experience might change in another car.
Start in the middle and move on to your taste.
>>682142270
Faggot drinking water
>>682142486
Why not both?
I enjoy getting really high and having a couple drinks. But being shitfaced drunk and high is unpleasant. I prefer a little alcohol and a lot of weed.
A lot of alcohol and a little weed makes me get sick.
>>682142298
agree except for the coke part
and the pathetic part obvs
don't agree much at all come tot hink of it. drink whisky op
Whiskey goes like this
Jack Daniels - Charcoal filtered. Has a very distinct taste to it. Everyone has it in stock. In large parts of the south nearly all whiskey is referred to as "Jack" simply because no one drinks anything else (sort of like saying "Coke" when referring to all pop)
Jim Beam - When you want a whiskey, but dont like the distinct taste of Jack (the charcoal filtering) Its also a few dollars a fifth cheaper than Jack.
George Dickel - When you love the flavor of Jack, but want something more robust with a higher alcohol content (It is also charcoal filtered)
Jameson - When you want a faint hint of cat piss in your watered down Jim Beam. Goes great with the faint hint of cat piss in Heineken
>>682142702
yes weed and a couple hard liquor drinks is the best. very easy to maintain too.
>>682135780
A real man drinks rum.
>>682140056
>choose your drink off of what other people will think of you
ITT: Autism
>>682142864
>can't read properly but insists on posting
Single malt scotch.
>>682140875
yea JODER HOSTIA PUTA MALDITA PENDEJA LA MADRE QUE TE PARIÓ CHILENO MIERDA DALE DALE A TODO JODER YAA
>>682142858
and watches anime
>>682142410
Not to mention that if you've never been drunk before you might go crazy, start a fight, get arrested, etc. The home thing is the right thing to do, even if you bring a chaperone, a drunk has a will of his own.
>>682142806
You don't have wild turkey there?
>>682142515
Dewars tastes like nail polish soaked in old porch wood. Its horrifying. Its also one of the only "scotchs'" that can be reliably found in dive bars. Ask for a Glenfiddich or a Ardbeg in a dive bar and the bartender is going to do the puppy head tilt while saying "huh?"
>>682142900
what makes you think i can't read properly
>and if you can develop a taste for it ordering it in a bar will impress the ladies.
listing it as a reason is taking into consideration what other people will think of you based on your drink
>>682142806
>Plot twist: all 4 named are the Heineken of the whisky and whiskylikes
Well no, actually the Bud Lights of the whisky and whiskylikes.
Buy moonshine or buy vodka
>>682143243
Or they will give you generic and charge you double..
>>682135780
Get a bottle of oxycodone cough syrup
3 table spoons
12 ounces of soda (any will work)
4 shots of vodka
mix all that shit together in a cup and
youll get fucking twisted.
>>682143035
In my opinion alcohol just lowers inhibitions and reveals a person's true personality. I try not to hang out with people who are mean drunks. In my opinion they are really that much of an asshole all the time and are just holding themselves back.
I'm a friendly drunk who just gets overly friendly when I'm hammered. I've known people who will end up screaming at their best friends and punching somebody every time they get drunk. Fuck them.
>>682135780
I've drank pretty much every kind of whiskey, vodka, rum, gin, tequila, you name it.
The only thing that's every caused me to puke and wake up with a headache is red wine.
I don't know the science behind that, but it fucked me up and left me with a terrible hangover. The only thing that saved me was the fact that I had a whole roasted chicken in the fridge.
where are the virgin faggots who tell people never to drink or do drugs? wtf
>>682142977
ONE TEQUILA
TWO TEQUILA
THREE TEQUILA
FLOOR
>>682142806
Should be "bourbon" whiskey
the canadian blended whiskeys are really smooth for a newbie to indulge in
>>682140915
Yes. You do not want to be putting your head ina shitty toilet.
>>682135780
Three bottles of decent red wine.
>>682143235
The problem with Wild Turkey, Evan Williams, and others like Buffalo Trace, is their "low end" bottlings taste like crap, actually, like slightly "smokey" fire water. Wild Turkey 101 and Evan Williams Single Barrel fix this problem, but we are now moving into other categories of whiskey and bourbon.
I mean hell if you just want gasoline to devarnish your throat go with the old mainstay Zackariah Harris
>>682143243
Thats why you dont drink whisky while going to a random bar. Just grab some cheap hard liquor at the liquorstore or a knock off at a dive bar.
>>682135780
vodka. and have my cheers from poland.
>>682135780
are you 13?
>>682143734
Was probably cheap wine. Anything under about $15 a bottle is "cougar juice" and just made for getting 40 year old women drunk before they go out and pretend they are still 20.
There are some good red wines for $10 a bottle but you have to know what you are looking for.
>>682135780
just buy some tequila lime n salt..
>>682144073
or tomato juice as a chaser
>>682143696
>a persons true personality
if it was their true personality they would be like that all the time. You're retarded. People have filters. Grow up.
>>682143803
They finally found out there is no god and they are in the bar getting plastered with that little girl meme from the neverending story. Rare pepe ate the worm. Btw the bartender looks like the faggot cancer banana.
>>682135780
Whatever you drink, use a straw. You'll get drunk a lot faster
>>682135780
If u wanna get sick and hungover, grab some schnapps and Irish cream, a case of wine coolers or malt liquor, a box of cheap wine, and some shit tequila.
Take shots of the liquor and chase with the wine and malt.
And once you're good and drunk, go smoke some weed.
>>682144073
I have these shot glass ice cube trays. I like to make lime juice ice shot glasses and do tequila shots with my friends when I have them over.
Always a hit.
Only problem is they make your hands sticky and expecting drunk people to hold into glasses made of ice is asking a lot. A few always get dropped as the night goes on.
That or somebody forgets to put it back in the freezer and there is a giant puddle of molten lime juice on the table.
Tastes awesome though.
>>682143883
i can tell when i get served some whisky that isn't what i ask for. it's pretty easy to tell. now on the 10th drink, maybe not
>>682143696
Ahhh, the personalities of drunks
- The drunk who will fight anyone and anything
- The happy dancing on tables drunk
- The "I love you man" drunk
- The "Im going to play in traffic because life sucks" drunk
- The "I fell asleep in a flower planter on the side of the road" drunk
and finally
- The "I dont know my limits and will puke all over myself and the bar after an hour" drunk
I actually prefer the fighting drunks and the dancing on tables drunk. The rest stop being drinking buddies and you end up becoming the groups dad for the night
>>682135780
vodka
>>682136910
dont do this
just get vodka and coke
>>682144445
Neat idea
>>682143876
Just me, but jack daniels always seemed "harsh", Turkey seemed smoother and the canadian blended were the smoothest
>>682144576
>vodka and coke
wtf man. Drink your vodka with juice you nigger fuck
Are you 14 or what?! Gtfo
>>682144219
>People have filters
That's my entire fucking point, retard. I said alcohol lowers inhibitions AKA removes the filter. In my opinion mean drunks are having to filter their aggressive asshole tendencies all the time. Where as I would never in a million years punch a friend for no fucking reason.
Keep on tolerating idiots who ruin a fun night out over and over and over with their retarded antics. Personally I have no tolerance for that shit and get very annoyed by the idiots who repeatedly have too much to drink and ruin the night for everybody.
>>682143826
First, heresy!. Jack is not bourbon :P
Second, I totally agree Canadian blends are smooth but I dont ever recommend anything with high sugar content. High sugar (Crown Royal, Fireball, and ColdCock) cross the line of "Im hungover from drinking to much" to "I cant stop puking of shaking. Its almost day 2, should I go to the hospital"
Anything with high sugar content will make you hate life twice as bad as a normal hangover would
>>682144801
Niggas be drinkin gin and juice
>>682142040
You're talking to a 30 year old recovering alcoholic.
I was in Wirral Ways to Recovery last year for 9 months to help me get straight.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about you fucking retard.
>>682139143
Why would you even mix fireball? It goes down so fucking easy. I'm kind of a bitch when it comes to drinking liquor straight, but fireball and Jim beam apple go down so easy. I usually drink damn near a whole liter of either one with no problem
>>682144576
And coke??? You disgusting fuck
>>682143813
KEK
FUCKIN SAW MY PLAN FOR TONIIGHT
CHEERZ
>>682144923
>thinks being an alcoholic makes him an expert on... anything
>>682144488
Nah, the fighting drunks ruin the night the fastest. They get the cops called (which is always fun when you are carrying weed) or get you into a fight where you have to back their ass up because they are your friend.
I've ended up in a few brawls because my idiot friend can't keep his mouth shut and I don't want to see him get fucked up by the 2 or 3 guys he talked shit to for no reason.
>>682145011
That stuff is fucking nasty. Try some real liqour.
>>682136055
Just buy beer
The product meets the regulatory criteria for classification as astraightbourbon, though the company disavows this classification and markets it simply as Tennessee whiskey rather than as Tennessee bourbon.[8][9]As defined in theNorth American Free Trade Agreement, Tennessee Whiskey is classified as a straight bourbon authorized to be produced in the state of Tennessee
>682144893
>>682145178
Ah yes, the old "10 foot tall and bulletproof" drunk.
>>682144483
This is true. I either drink Jack or Jim when I go out because well, everyone has them, its cheap, and it does the job. Sip Jack, then replace it with Jim, you know instantly. Sip Jim and replace it with bottom shelf stuff, you know instantly.
The switching drinks out only works in 2 cases. People who dont drink and just say "Ill have the same" as the guy ordering before them, and the very drunk dude who should probably be getting cut off anyway
Its only happened to me twice, and both were at the same bar. All I did was raise the glass and be like "sorry but thats not Jack" and both times the girl said "oh sorry, I forgot what you were drinking"
>>682145336
bourbon is just a sub-type of whisky and it's largely based on location. it's still fucking whisky.
>>682135780
buy some beers and alcohols
Combine hard liquor with stimulants. Energy drinks and Adderall work well. You'll have no idea how drink you are until you're in the hospital from alcohol poisoning
>>682135780
buy vodka
>>682145465
i've gotten the wrong stuff before but it was in the "right"bottle. some shit bars pour the shitty house whisky into empty bottles and it isn't always the bartenders fault. usually the management. it sucks. those times i just switch to something else.
>>682144830
When I was in third grade a few fourteen year old class mates (cunts) got hammered at a school dance. One puked her way out, another needed first aid, another fainted.
Same group of cunts went to Carnaval a few months later, one cunt couldn't even remember what happened during two of the three days.
Their brain cells must be more damaged than Homer Simpson's
>>682144488
How about the quiet drunk? Thats what I was sitting there quiet drinking shot after shot, til it was time to get a taxi
>>682141191
Not who you're replying to, but Jim definitely isn't "quality" whiskey. I enjoy it, though, it's pretty good for its price and goes down fairly easy
>>682142270
Fag drink
>>682145798
That's the kind of drunk that never gets laid
>>682145504
I agree, this is my point.
>>682145178
>>682145433
For me at least, I prefer to know where I stand. The happy drunk and the Im going to start shoving people around drunk are dependable. You know how the night is going to go.
Going out in a large group to a bar is almost a guarantee of some kind of fight starting over the course of the night no mater what so that isnt too big a deal.
I just hate the depressed and lonely drunks. You cant leave them alone because lord only know what they will do. The worst one however is the I cant handle my liquor so I pass out or puke every time drunk. They need babysitters, and I didnt start this night wanting to babysit a grown ass man
>>682141191
no jack is far better than jim beam and jameson is too i suppose. if i have to drink something cheap and bad because they're out of jack i'll take powers the irish whisky.
>>682145934
Light beer? That's it. I'm cancelling my flight. I do not want to spend holidays in a faggot country with fake beer.
>>682145957
ohhh its about getting laid
right
yea, right
right
>>682142270
it's doubly sad when you get dressed up in the beer shirt to drink that beer. wow.
Just buy something thats 80 proof and take like 5 shots. Continue as needed.
Have a good time, /b/ro. And remember, self control is kickass
>>682146172
That kind of talk is the reason you're not getting any
>>682144488
Nice full house, anon
But you forgot the "I'm only happy when I drink" drunk
>>682140595
>jack
Drink some GOOD whisky if you want to grow some chest hair buddy. Tennesse whisky is for pussys.
> on the rocks
On the rocks? Kek
Good job on diluting your shit whisky, what's the point of enjoying a glass if you're going to water it down?
I bet you use "whisky stones". Fucking faggot.
>>682146449
>whisky stones
ha ha. busted. i got them as a gift! i swear.
>>682145798
They are the scariest because there is no real quiet drunk. Either they are sitting there not talking and wallowing in their own self pity (play in traffic drunk) or they are silently thinking about murdering someone/I drank way too much and if I talk, Ill puke
I guess for me, the group I choose to drink with, I know how they get. I know what to expect... Id probably end up being the overly concerned babysitter asking if the quiet guy is ok ever 10 minutes
Meanwhile on the other side of the bar 3 of my friends are threatening to shoot someones boyfriend because he pushed a group member off his girlfriend.
Its all about expectations
>>682146364
ah, oh, thank you anon
now that I know I can change my behaviour and get laid
that way I will succeed in life, I will be Normal (the superior state of being possible of course) and Happy
>>682142702
I get completely hammered first and then take 2-3 hits of some high quality bud and I feel fucking amazing. I usually can't form sentences anymore, but I feel great.
I just don't get sick from drinking anymore, too much of an alcoholic. My blood usually has a steady flow of alcohol running through it
>>682146449
Fuck you, sean connery are we back to the scotch debate again? You didnt elaborate on what you were talking about
>>682135780
if you've never been drunk before then literally anything with alcohol in it will get you drunk if you drink enough of it.
>>682135780
if you wanna puke, absinthe. we're talking 95% or higher here. if you just wanna party get a couple of bottles of vodka and a couple trays of red bull.
>>682135780
Fireball.
>>682146393
They generally fall into the play in traffic group. Mainly because they kill the mood before everyone else is even buzzed.
>>682136250
Overrated
>>682146843
none of the absinthe you can buy in stores is real absinthe. anything yuo feel that's different than if you drank licquer is just in your head.
>>682146796
I said whisky, not whiskey. Scottish and Irish whiskey are another story.
>>682138151
accurate
Don't buy beer. Beer has like the lowest amount of alcohol in it (also you're gonna feel a grossly drunk imo if you get drunk off of beer). Buy hard liquor. Look on the bottles at the percentages and just pick the one with the highest. I usually pick up rum or tequila. Depending where you live you can pick up some of this shit. It won't get you the "high" real absinthe will give and tastes like shit, but it will get you drunk as fuck.
>>682138220
Just cause gerbil years are short doesn't mean they learn quicker senpai
>>682146662
No problem faggot
>>682145048
Well it certainly makes me knowledgable enough regarding alcohol.
>>682136011
>>682138220
He's right you know.
>>682140595
zero respects given. Stored next to the fucks given.
>>682146941
Wow
Didn't realize that's what I did
>>682142977
Shit the fuck up spic speak American on this Japanese based American image board
>>682143696
I'm one of the nicest, most laid back kind of guys ever but if I get a lot (I mean a lot) of vodka or whiskey in me, I'm fighting any and everybody. A lot of my friends are the same way, probably why we're such good friends. Shit, one night we got back from the bar and we all started arguing out front of one of their houses and it turned into a 5 person brawl. We beat the shit out of each other, laughed it off after, and went back out and got drunk the next night.
If you can't enjoy getting into a good fight when drunk, are you even really a man?
>>682147463
fighting is fun. but getting out of it is more fun.
there is a bar in NYC that i frequent where i've been sucker punched a half dozen times over the years because what i say to people. i usually just look at them and say "is that it?" and this usually ends the violence pretty quickly.
>>682147039
Store-bought absinthe gets you rightly fucked up though.I (barely) recall a night where we were standing on the sidewalk with six dudes, shoulder to shoulder, puking our intestines out because of that shit
>>682140781
jameson is way better faggot, at least in Ireland
>>682140728
drink jemmy straight pussy
>>682147462
what are you drinking you fucking faggots
>jack daniels
>>682147816
been to ireland a few times. i don't drink liquor in pubs there usually.too fucking expensive. they fucking portion out every single drop. i usually drink at my apartment - i rent apartments for a month at a time - and just have a couple brews in the pubs. shit closes too early all over the UK anyway
>>682137408
Mix it with Dr. Pepper and you're going to have a great night. OJ works well too.
>>682144445
You could just put actual shot glasses in the freezer. Then again, if those get dropped it's broken glass, not ice on the ground. But also if you don't put them back in the freezer they don't leave a puddle of water on the table
>>682148153
not really uk, whatever, you get my drift. norhtern ireland sucks. depressing place
>>682148244
>being a nigger
>>682135780
Malt Liquor. Colt 45, Olde English 800, etc...
>>682148303
No?
>>682135780
I suggest methanol, it will make u drunk af
usually a fifth messes me up, i usually don't drink it alone tho. but when i do i am in the toilets. i think anymore and it will be very uncomfortable, unless you're a big guy then iduno. everyone is different, just feel it out
>>682142486
why wouldn't you want a brain shaped like the millennium falcon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUJYFbTXrzU
dont becum laek this shit
dont drink op
only faggits drink
dont
Buckfast.
>>682135780
If headache and being sick is the requirement, then just simply drink few beers and then drink some wine. If you want to go full madman, also drink some vodka with coca cola. Beer + wine makes most of the people sick and vodka with coca cola as well, so that should be enough.
If you want to drink like a human, you can drink vodka with orange juice, like most of the people. If you want to avoid hangover, buy some quality liquor like some good whiskey. I can also recommend Tatratea, assuming it's available where you live. We drank the entire bottle of 62% Tatratea in three people and while we were absolutely wasted out of our minds, we woke up with no hangover whatsoever, it was like we didn't have anything.
whiskey and only whiskey. Drink until you puke or pass out. Then you're doin it right.
>>682149391
>kek'd
>>682147713
>getting out of it is more fun
Ok, Mr. School Counselor
>>682147462
Sorry I only know English...
>>682140029
also not vodka sir
>>682135780
Drink the Kool Aid
