How do I get my gf pregnant? Shes on the pill and she makes me use a condom.. Shes my dream girl. I need a way to have a connection with her forever.
>>682132961
strangle her
embalm her
keep in freezer
use vagina to make real fleshlight
win
if shes on the pill AND she makes you wear a condom then it sounds like she is subconsciously disgusted by you and the idea of having your child. its only a matter of time until she cheats if she isnt already
i can see why, you're fucking pathetic. don't impregnate girls so you can stay connected forever you fucking weirdo.
>>682132961
replace her pills with sugar pills
poke a hole in the condoms with a needle
kill yourself because you're a creepy fuck.
>>682132961
Replace the pills by opening the capsul and putting sugar, and poke tiny holes in all the condoms
>>682133204
Ayy we had same idea
>>682132961
Kill yourself
>>682133204
was about to say the exact same thing
>>682133204
>>682133224
She keeps the pills at her apartment. I doubt I would get away with that.. Im not creepy I just love this girl
>>682132961
talk to her, be kind to her, provide a healthy and happy home for her. she'll love you for it and ask to have babies with you.
>>682133484
Try activating her biological clock, go to places that have babies and shit
>>682133530
She would want me to marry her first. Which at the moment I m not really ready for...
>>682132961
Swap the pills with something else, be perfect about it though.
Cum in a condom, place it in bed. Do her doggie style, remove condom before entry. Pull out the hidden one after you came.
Ofc, she will notice your cum dripping out of her vag, but hey. At least you got a shot.
>>682133707
So she is smart and youre a jackass?
>>682133612
You mean like day care centers?
>>682133839
Go to parks by elementary schools around the time elementary gets out, go to amusement parks, places kids will be
>>682133839
If you have friends that have kids, visit them, make her think about it. Chickflicks with new families. I.E couples with a baby or small child
>>682133707
so you think you're ready to raise another human being but not ready to sign some papers and buy a ring? go jump off a fucking diving board into an empty pool.
Get cum all over her tampons
>>682133804
She's a christian... when she wants to be.
>>682134011
You think this might work? I will think of excuses to go to these places. She might find it weird tho
>>682132961
replace pill with tic tac then poke holes in condom if shes stupid enough, she'll fall for it.
antibiotics can screw a pill up, so i'd say spike her drinks with antibiotics.
>>682132961
Listen Tayfags,
Making a bunch of shitty threads with her picture isn't going to make her hotter than Selena.
You lost. Get over it.
>>682133707
so you are not ready to put some ink on some paper, but you are ready to create sentient life?
no wonder the world is a shithole.
>>682134319
Do it casually, be like hey lets go to a park and see nature or something gay. And then for the movies be like hey a friend of mine at work says his wife/gf loved this movie and i thought youd like it. Make it looks like you are doing these things for herbbecause you care. Also try to act "fatherly" take out trash in front of her, take charge, do things her father may do in order to get her in the right place psychologicallu
Drinking bleach makes your sperm immune to the pills then just put holes in the condoms
>>682134803
This
>>682134630
>>682134214
My parents devorced when I was 4. Marriage is not something I would like to do right away. I love her and will marry her one day perhaps.
>>682134803
You have to mix the bleach with amonia to neutralize the poisonous components
>>682134803
I did this once, turns out she used spermicide beforehand
fucking cunt
>>682133484
>Im not creepy I just love this girl
Yeah ok, mr romance. take a step back and reevaluate your choices
>>682134904
>I won't marry a girl
>I wanna possibly fuck up a kid's life by making it a bastard with never married parents
kys
>>682132961
If shes christian then you will need to put a ring on it, or you need to break her riligious identity
>>682134904
you're focusing on the marriage. if your parents didn't have you before they got married you wouldn't have had to deal with the divorce. You're doing the same thing but in a different order. You're no different than your parents.
>>682134475
I think both Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are equally hot, and wouldn't turn down a three way with both of them.
Also, you may not know this, but they are besties. I saw it on Biography.
>>682133173
yeah 100%. even though my gf is on the pill, i always tell her when i;m about to come that i'm going to get her pregnant. she loves it. pushes her right over the edge.
if she is that disgusted by you you really must be a fucking loser
maybe i'm wrong. tell us about your courtship
>>682133707
this is some full retard shit...news flash nigger-fag, if you impregnate the bitch you will at least be forced to pay her child support, which will be all of the cost and hassle of being married, aka a provider, with none of the benefits.. you'll be sending her cash for a kid you never see, to a bitch who wants nothing to do with you, while she gets railed by other dudes, aka you'll be a total cuck.. on the other hand you could marry the bitch if you supposedly love her, make some fucking babies, and man up... and possibly have something worthwhile
>>682132961
Within 10 years she will become a she-beast and trust me, no she-beast is a dream girl, this usually happens at around 30. First you will notice that spark of life you see when you look into here eyes is no longer there, then all of sudden it is like someone threw water on a gremlin, her body turns on her and she constantly brings it up to you for reassurance, but there is no right answer and this she-beast randomly hulks out on you. Getting her pregnant only speeds up this process. Trust me, have fun with her now, watch out for the warning signs and be prepared to drop everything and trade her in for a newer model at a moments notice.
>>682135567
wow you're a miserable virgin huh? you will always be alone faggot
>>682132961
Is she pro life
Seriously dude you've already lost her if you're at this point. If you're thinking this then it's bc you're feeling her moving away from you emotionally. But what's disturbing is that you're using the same technique that lowlife chicks use, getting themselves pregnant to trap a guy. It's the wrong reason to bring a child into the world and your life will end up sucking. Get ahead of this and get over her right away. Break up w her.
>>682135848
Yes she is. Shes a closet conservative. She will probably vote republican this year.
>>682136120
They never listen. That is why my children will rule the world.
she's cheating on you
>>682136196
I voted for trump and im pro choice sooo
>>682135486
Is is shit scared of her father so she does not take chances because of him.
>>682132961
>How do I get my gf pregnant?
Let a Mexican fuck her
>>682136196
Honestly you should not do this. This world is going to suffer enough as it is. Do not let your own flesh and blood go through this. If she gets regnant out of wedlock she will never forgive you.
>>682136371
Her father will kill you.
>>682134011
Yeah, pretty soon you'll be known as the creepy pedo
>>682135848
>anti-choice
>bigot
>publitard
>religfag
real catch there OP
>>682132961
Romance her. Be what she wants in a man. Get a good job that can support a family. When you are at the stage where she loves you deeply, purpose to her with a good ring. Marry her. Have economic stability and money put away for the expenses of raising a child. Then discuss having kids with her. By this time, it should be easy as fuck. If your gobs bring new people intuitive this overcrowded world, do it right. Having kids is about the future and the kids, not about you you piece of shit.
>>682136196
don't get her pregnant. those stupid genes should not be passed on.
>>682132961
You mean you want to pay alimony for 18 years?
>>682136875
Forgive my fat fingers and swipe text disagreeing with each other. I'm not about to proof read 4chan posts
>>682136120
I can admit to being a little paranoid in the sense that our relationship is too good for it to last. I dont want to lose her.
>>682136476
You maybe right but marriage is no silver bullet either. It seriously fuck me up when I was a kid.
Tell us more about her. How long have you dated? How old are you both?
>>682133204
>682133204â–¶
i agree to agree
>>682137121
again, you're looking at the situation all wrong. Marriage isn't what fucked you up, your parents having a child when they weren't in a stable relationship is what fucked you up. Which is exactly what you want to do again.
>>682137121
Marriage will work better than an unwanted child. Children are usually the primary cause of divorce. You said she's conservative. Just woo her and marry her. If you fuck up both your lives and being kids into this world that you guys aren't ready to raise, you are a piece of shit that doesn't deserve her, and everything conservatives hate.
>>682132961
kids are overrated. People only have them because society dictates they must.
It is an option for people so utterly empty inside; no personality and nothing going on as a distraction from their misery and the hope of living vicariously through another.
get a life rather than forcing one
>>682132961
You're dating Miranda Alcorn right?
>>682136196
she's a feminist you fuck how can she be a republican
>>682134904
Marriage and a kid are two sides of the same coin. You can still break up with her which is same as divorce and the kid has to go through same shit like divorce.
>>682137255
We have been together for 2 and a bit years now, We are both 26. Shes unlike anyone I have ever met. She is never bitchy. Mostly shes always in a smiley mood, sometimes annoyingly so. She has an innocence about her that you dont really find in other people.
>>682132961
>don't get her pregnant you fucking retard
>you need to be very gentlemanly
>educate yourself
>dress attractively
>eat the pussy like a champ
>>682134734
As a woman I have to say this would work for me 100% if that means anything...
>>682137625
>kid has to go through same shit like divorce.
no; you do. The kid doesn't do shit. Who is the kid married to?
>summer already
>>682137727
Then just be good to her. Children are the fastest way to stuck all the good out of the relationship. Sorry, but you are most likely why your patents divorced. Is kids that causes the stress that ends the good times not marriage.
>>682137593
why would the 2 be against each other you fucking idiot?
>>682132961
>starts with TayTay pic
>tries to create an implicit TayTay thread but fails
>>682132961
Pill is 92% effective
condom 88% effective
0.96% chance they both fail.
she will get prego 1/100 times you have sex if she is ovulating (6 day window each month) if you do it once a day each of these days it will take you about 1 year 5 months
>>682138210
we should help him
>>682137904
>As a woman
We all know the last woman on 4chan left in 2008, GTFO
>>682138260
>a post from someone who doesn't understand how statistics work
>>682137727
yea i was in that same boat now 3 years later i feel my gf and i distancing ourselves from each other barely speak i work all the time cause no point in going home to being alone even when theres someone there youre still alone it doesnt last itll run out of steam and youll go through moments of anger sadness then youll hit the point where you just quit caring anymore
>>682138489
why the fuck would you two stay together? so fucking dumb
>>682138418
Very funny...I've been here since 2005 and have never left. ;)
>>682132961
chloroform the bitch and cut off one of her fingers. trust me, she'll never forget you
>>682138598
ive brought up ending this countless times but shes going to go back to her parents house for a while basically im free again and i dont feel anything about this at all
>>682138646
you've got to have developed some pretty perverted tastes by now huh femanon? what are you checking out? you like looking at other women posting pics of themselves? have you ever posted your tits on here? i bet you have
ur all pathetic and this is a felony
>>682138646
so hows that beastiality and incest? you gain those fetishes yet?
>>682138489
Thanks for the optimism... That must be a shit thing to go through. My gf does not stop talking. I dont think that will happend to us
>>682138788
Wow look at this creepy fucker, but he does bring up some good questions.
>>682138646
>born with a dick
>thinks he can ever be a woman
>>682139017
>fucking loser
>thinks everyone is a loser just like he is
>>682138972
yea mine didnt either up until 6 months ago now its just been flat i thought it was great then 6 months ago basic texts no interaction no interest in doing anything together just going through the motions
>>682138867
>ur all pathetic and this is a felony
Then stop posting felonies
>>682139245
>but muh transgenderism
called it
you're fucked up and she's probably already cheating on you, because you're so fucking pathetic.
seriously dude, this is THE MOST fucked up thing you could do. the only thing worse would be her stoping taking her birth control to get HERSELF knocked up to keep you there.
seriously kid, you're not old enough to be making these mistakes you're like 18. take it easy.
shes going to leave you someday, and it wont be the end of the world.
>>682139329
You're in a rut. It happens. Why are you such a faggot about it?
>>682138788
I haven't really developed any new fetishes. If anything, nothing I find on the internet provides any "shock value" anymore. Back in the day YLYL threads genuinely made me laugh, now it all sucks. I know /b/ was never good, but when I was a newfag it did have something to offer. As far as what I look at...I still check out YLYL, cringe threads and any random thread that catches my interest. I'm not a lesbian, but today I've had fun looking at all the naked chick threads.
>>682138667
You can't incapacitate people with chloroform just like that. It's a myth.
>>682138348
No, we shouldn't help him
make her getting cold or diarrhea or puke. that's when you have chance that pill won't work
>>682139640
you don't havbe to be a lesbian to like boobs and the fact that these sluts share them so readily. it's human nature.
>>682133760
Why not have cum on the outside of a condom if you're going to do a bait and switch?
>>682138910
I'm definitely not phased by beastiality, but it is far from a fetish. As far as incest goes, I like those threads because of how passionate people are about it. The thought of fucking their sister or mom literally drives some people to get up in the morning.
>>682139637
not a faggot about it just dont care would rather work and stack my paper than go home to nothing why not? besides i can buy my boat soon anyway lol
>>682139787
Haha...well I'm in a heterosexual relationship...but I guess I'm still a little lesbo for girls...
>>682138646
You've been here so long... Yet still no tits in this thread.
Tits or gtfo, you know the rules
>>682139640
i still get enjoyment out of documentingreality but the stuff posted here is just the same ol shit
>>682139787
My bad, I misread what you posted. Yeah, honestly an attractive naked chick is an attractive naked chick, I appreciate it regardless of my sexuality. ;p
>>682132961
Well done for trying to start a TayTay thread. It hasn't worked, thankfully
>>682134904
DO IT FAGGOT!!!!
>>682140211
You're cute. I know the rules, but they've been broken before. Trust me, there are much better tits to look at on this site
>>682139982
You're in a relationship and you don't care. You're being a giant faggot by doing nothing about your shitty relationship. A real man would either work on his relationship or end it instead of living such a bland and pointless existence.
>>682140213
Agreed. I always appreciate a good green text story, but great OC is basically impossible to come by anymore.
>>682140534
Interested to hear what the femonon thinks of OP.
So.... How is she a dream girl, just physically? Do you not have an emotionally strong relationship with this woman? Do you see her as a person or just something that looks nice you don't want to lose?
It really sounds so far like you're just trying to find an easy way to snare a trophy girl. Just gonna throw this out there: when the relationship dies with the kid and she wants to leave you will lose custody cases 9/10 times and she could walk out of your life and take the kid too. Only you made a kid that'll hate you like you hate your parents.
>>682140891
This
>>682140891
To be honest I first thought thought she was out of my league. Deep down I still have that feeling, although I now know shes not perfect. I see her as a beautiful person. But I think I might screw up and lose her forever.
>>682140838
lol my life has been bland and pointless for years
>>682140455
U sure?
>>682141554
You mean like having a kid before your ready? Seriously, unplanned children destroy relationships. You are likely the cause of your parents problems.
>>682140869
Okay, femanon here. Honestly, I understand the feeling of desperation OP has, but by even thinking of sabotaging his girlfriend into getting pregnant so she will stay with him is proof he doesn't really love her or know what love is. OP, you selfishly will not marry her because of your own pain and trauma but are connivingly going against all of her personal beliefs in order to basically trap her to stay in a relationship with her. On top of it all, not giving a second thought to how your child's life might be. Your child growing up potentially feeling the unspoken resentment your girlfriend may have for you for having a child she never wanted...not cool, bro...not cool...
>>682141594
That is why you are a massive faggot. Real men work to bring meaning to their lives and the relationships they have with others, romantic or not. You sound so pathetic, just wasting your life.
>>682141827
No way this is a girl, refused to show tits or offer any type of proof, if we press him long enough the best we might get is a sharpie in pooper with a couple balls hanging out in the background.
>>682141827
You are right. This would really turn her world upside down. It would be selfish of me. Maybe I should just down a bottle of Jack Daniels and propose to her. Too bad I dont drink
>>682137727
You guys never argue?
>>682132961
Most men try *not* to get their gfs pregnant. If you succeed, the only 'connection' you'll have with her forever is in the form of crippling child-support payments.
>>682142688
look at the shade being thrown by that bitch on the left side
>>682142457
I am 100% a girl, but no pressure is going to make me post tits. I've been here long enough to know better. Sorry you don't believe me, but the whole point is to stay anonymous.
>>682142688
Fucking do it anon. If you love her, and this is what you want, do it. But get a prenup.
>>682142693
We do but mainly from me being an asshole and not the other way around.
>>682142688
Femanon here again. I'm glad you are rethinking things, OP. Like I said, I understand your feelings of desperation...but instead of doing some irrational like bring a human life into this word (that may potentially suffer emotionally from the situation they were brought into) Just try to be the best man you can to your girlfriend. It sounds like she is a sweet person overall, and I bet she will love and appreciate every moment of you being good to her. You two have been together a decent amount of time...maybe even talk to her about your feelings about marriage when it feels right. The last thing you should do is start getting paranoid and "weird" if you feel she is growing distant. That will only make it worse. Just be the best guy you can be for her and yourself.
>>682142688
Or be sober and plan a decent living proposal like a real man. God, faggots everywhere.
>>682143013
Then you should know the whole point of being anon is to remain anon. The moment you try to push above or outside of that by stating your a girl means you are trying to get special attention. As you should know asking for tits and timestamp is the only way we can be sure of what you say. Yes it is demeaning but that's the point. If you want to establish yourself as a female then you should be willing to do something demeaning. If not, then remain anon.
>>682143013
How old are you?
>>682143732
give it up dummy. she;s been here a long time.
Can't believe a thread with such a starter post could get replies...
OP why do you want child support? Why do you want kids? They are great for about 10 years then they suck. Also if a girl nothing but drama. Hell you will pay for that child until early 20s even for college. That pussy isnt that good. I hit many different pussys and have learned now Im here begging you all not to go down this path. Learn from us older stupid fucker who have been through this. Want to remember her forever record fucking her in each of her holes. This way when shes fat and 30 you will still have the hot and 20 image of her.
>>682143732
I completely agree. The only reason I felt the need to say I was female was because of the specific comment I replied to. I said as a woman, those tactics would work on me, but the tactics were basically just being a good person. I wanted to let OP know what some women would positively respond to. It wasn't about getting "special attention" it was about giving specific advice.
>>682143905
26...why? How old are you?
>>682144608
What do you think of Taylor Swift? Could she turn you from being hetero to being homo?
>>682144504
Confirmed man
>>682145095
My job requires a lot of driving and so I end up listening to a lot of clear channel bullshit. Because of this, I basically hate Taylor Swift's music because one of her 4 newest songs are constantly on 4 channels at once. That being said, she's hot as fuck and I would totally go homo for her....
>>682144608
Just curious
35
If you had to rate yourself, what number would you give?
>>682145174
Not so much, it's funny that you think so. ;)
>>682145528
don't you mean i heart radio? didn't they change their name to that because everyone realized clear channel sucks balls?
>>682145854
Oh, yeah I hear "i heart radio" constantly...I didn't realize they actually changed the name though. So yeah, "i clear heart channel radio swift".
>>682133707
If you aren't ready to marry her you aren't ready to have a baby with her.
And if you tamper with birth control to get her pregnant and she finds out, 99.9% chance she'll leave your psycho ass.
>>682145528
So her flat chest does not put you off?
This should work:
>take her to a fancy restaurant
>like skyscraper stuff
>after meal
>jump from the roof and kill yourself
This worked for me, my sister got twins the next year
>>682146268
Actually her flat ass puts me off more than anything, but she has a beautiful face and some amazing hair...maybe as a female that is what appeals to me. I'm also a fan of how long and slender she is. Reminds me of a mythological nymph.
>>682146665
i met her in person but didn't realize at first that it was her. she was not dressed up. she's cute, and much better without all the expectations lumped onto her
>>682146801
Strange I would thibn that her stardom is what attracts people to her. If she were an average joe she would nitot recieve half the attension she gets in terms of her looks. I'm sure there are prettier girls doibg normal jobs that mist people woyld not go crazy for..
>>682147272
yeah i thought to myself she's cute but wasn't thinking she's fucking hot. but then when i figured it out i was disappointed in how she looked. she's cute for a regular babe but below average for a celebrity.
>>682145528
Taylor Swift looks too plain, I wouldn't say she is ugly, but she has about as much sex appeal as a barbie doll.
>>682147272
Sorry for all the typos. I'm just getting used to this phone.
>>682141827
even if you didn't say you are a femanon, the point would be the same. this is attention whoring
that means tits or gtfo
>>682132961
>she makes me use a condom
LOL
your man-card is hereby revoked
>>682147726
are you still fucking harping on this? wtf
>>682147858
>only a certified virgin would advocate rape
>>682132961
>Shes on the pill and she makes me use a condom
what's even the point fucking her?
>>682138348
boner alart
>>682146665
Guys and girls are wired differntly. We first see the face then the tits and then the legs and finally God willing the ass.
>>682135090
>marriage
>important
take a look at another, possibly religious idiot, you do realize that the only 2 reasons people marry are religion and/or laws that benefit married people
>>682148051
>generalizations
you're dumb
>>682147726
Ugh, read my other goddamn posts I put up on this subject. I'm not attention whoring, and I don't care if you think I am. I will not post tits. I was trying to give some specific advice to OP. If you don't like then you can GTFO. You should appreciate people trying to be honest and helpful you bitter fuck.
>>682147889
this was my first post in this thread, how can i still harp on this
OP is crazy and you are an attention whore, that's all i know
>>682148584
Do girls get turned on by feet? Always wanted to know this
>>682148843
Okay, so I really never got the whole feet fetish thing, but I am a curious person...so overtime I have checked out some feet threads and I guess I get the appeal behind it. I think it can be a cute and attractive part of the body, but I wouldn't say it "turns me on". If I found a person sexy in general, I imagine I would find their feet sexy as well.
>>682146165
Spotted the woman
>>682132961
Poke multiple holes in your condom with a tic tac. Eventually it should work.
>>682149216
You have been on /b/ for too long ;). Taylor's toes look edible to me.. pic related
>>682147964
Only children can't get a women in a committed relationship to do it raw.
>>682149637
Haha...oh god, you are so right! I have definitely been here too long. I'm like, an adult woman and should not be interested or amused at anything I see here...but alas, it happens, and at least I'm not totally dead inside.
>>682137904
Hey baby let me lick your pussy ahlalalala
>>682150482
Let me rate your pic then I'll let you know. ;)
>>682140213
What's your user
>>682150172
Its a strange place... I have tried to leave and never come back. It lasted for about eight months but I came back here. I hope to leave for good someday. Traps, nudes, duck rate threads etc cant be good for my soul..
>>682151051
Sorry I meant dick rate. Duck rate is would be strange even for /b/.
>>682151051
Wow! Eight months is impressive, though! Like I said awhile ago, I've been here since 2005 and I have never left. I don't think I've even gone a week without visiting. I find so many things boring, and although /b/ has gotten so much worse in the past 3+ years, there is at least some promise of entertainment when coming here. I'm not worried about developing new fetishes or becoming disgusting, if anything it keeps me resilient and usually pretty witty.
Doesn't Taytay actually go on 4chan
>>682140534
They're broken all the time, but you're still a cunt for breaking them.
Slip her antibiotics or something that counteracts birth control. three weeks after her last period, tear hole in end of condom. make sure you increase walnuts and other pro semen food. we only havd one shot at this OP
>>682151553
Meme
>>682151698
>Meme
>accusing empirical evidence of le memery
>>682151505
1/10
Pretty eyes, but a shit sense of humor.
>>682151912
I didn't mean it was a meme I was just trying to be funny by responding with "meme" instead of using an actual meme
>>682151553
Yes she does she wrote this new song called Gas it off I think she's been on here too long.
I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
I go on too many dates [chuckle]
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
But I keep gassing
Can't stop, won't stop gassing
It's like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be alright."
'Cause the Jews gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna gas, gas, gas, gas, gas
I gas it off, I gas it off
Jew scum gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the Jew scum gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna Gas them all, Gas them all, Gas them all, Gas them all, Gas them all
I shake it off, I shake it off
I never miss a beat
I'm lightning on my feet
And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
I'm Gassing on my own (Gassing on my own)
I make the moves up as I go (moves up as I go)
And that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't know, mmm-mmm
But I keep Gassing
Can't stop, won't stop gassing
It's like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, "Soon they'll be all dead."
'Cause the Jews are gonna lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
And the Jews are gonna steal, steal, steal, steal, steal
Baby, I'm just gonna Gas them all, Gas them all, Gas them all, Gas them all, Gas them all
Gas them all Gas them all Gas them all Yeah.
>>682152315
Stfu bitch
>>682151520
So you're a real live "old fag". A term I would never use in real life. Fag is actually quite offensive to people on the outside. Do you think /b/ has influenced your religious or political views? People here are confusingly liberal but racist at the same time but still hate feminist... I cant make sense of this place
>>682133484
Creepy people generally don't realize that they are creepy.
>>682132961
1. Sleep over
2. Wake up before her
3. Cum in hand
4. Fingerbang
Mission accomplished
>>682132961
Punch holes in her pills
>>682151520
I want to spit in your mouth so bad.
>>682152522
Checked. Also, I would never use the term in real life either. Most people close to me don't know I go to 4chan, or what 4chan even is because I don't feel the need to talk about it. This is a site I just go to to be hopefully entertained and because I know it has some promise to show me something epic. One of the people closest to me told me that the word "fag" was extremely hurtful to them, and so although I very rarely used it, now I never do outside of /b/. No, it has not influenced my religious of political views, but I completely agree that people are liberal and racist her at the same time...that is a really good way to put it. I think people here try to be everything and nothing at once. It's all about being extreme and about being an asshole. I am so opposite of that, but there is apart of me that appreciates it regardless.
>>682153636
In a good way or in a bad way?
>>682153692
You're being an asshole by not posting your pic
Really curious as to how you look faggot
>>682153811
I don't like you.
>>682134475
>thinking Selena can even remotely touch TayTay's feet game
nice try though
>>682153692
>I'm not an attention whore
>Proceeds to respond in kind to attention
Gtfo
>>682153892
Sorry, I want to be anonymous. What do you look like?
>>682154178
Because I'm talking to people who are talking to me? It's called a conversation, not attention whoring...maybe you should try to have one sometime?
>>682154387
I sense butthurt.
Yes, you are being an attention whore by making enthusiastic posts about yourself, in detail, at the same time barking at those calling you out on your bullshit.
>>682154252
average as fuck you wouldn't notice me at all
You?
>>682154387
>Let's make this thread about me guise
>but I swear I'm not an attention whore
>>682153692
Been nice getting to know you. Ignore all these /b/tards asking for tits... the internet is full if those things if they really want to see some :). Maybe we will both out grow /b/ one day... Although I have seen 40 year olds here.. Thanks for all the advice (I'm OP).Take care
>>682141737
Yes, I am sure that this hasn't turned into a Taylor thread
Whats your race? Whats her race?
If its not the same.. Its because shes secretly wanting to stay within her own race.
>>682154956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MMajeN8He4
I'm waiting for my sandwich toaster to arrive
I'm so freaking tried need some sleep before I go to work
>>682133707
So you're ready to have a kid, but not marry her... Think about that for a sec
>>682132961
FUCK YOU FAGGOT OP
>>682154626
>>682154894
Okay, I get your point, but at the same time most of my posts were just responses to questions. What would be the point of anyone posting here if people just ignored everyone? I wanted to respond to the people who were directly talking to me. I'm not sorry for "enthusiastically" doing it. I responded with my true answer and didn't want to be half-assed.
>>682133484
When I was conceived, my mom was on the pill. It is perfectly possible to get a girl pregnant on the pill.
>>682133707
Lol marriage is nothing compared to a baby.
You're an idiot.
>>682155205
Your meaning with this?
>>682155876
This
sext me boys - kik : christmaslegs
I'm waiting <3
>>682154648
Ditto. 26 year old, white female with blue eyes and reddish-brown hair and about average weight. I doubt you would notice me either.
>>682155819
Fine, at least you admit it's a bit attention whore-ish.
It's okay to talk about yourself, but if you don't think you do it for attention, you're lying to yourself.
>>682132961
replace her pills with vitamin tablets
use a pin to poke holes in your condoms
ejaculate all over her cervix.
>>682156024
>I swear I'm not an attention whore.
>>682156024
Reddish brown?
Natural?
Sounds very noticeable to me. Unless you live somewhere where that's the norm.
>>682152999
>virgins who don't know how biology works
>>682156257
Talking about yourself? That could work it he does it right.
>>682156453
she's on the pill you faggot. you must think the pill physically stops sperm from entering the vagina huh virgin genius?
>>682156605
Oh yeah, forgot she was on the pill.. My bad.
as tampering with her pills is not possible
you need to tamper with her chemistry
>get her started smoking
smokers have a lower effectiveness rate of hormone based birth control than non-smokers
>feed her grapefruits
grapefruit juice has a chemical that causes people to metabolize chemicals faster resulting in drugs being wearing off faster
>>682156605
Yes, I do, in fact know how the hormones work.
>>682156233
Checked. Again, just answering a question.
>>682156238
No, it's dyed. My natural color is light brown.
>>682132961
TayTay is ugly. If you like her, you will have problems
>>682156695
hey dude next time keep running with it like you were fucking chumming bait
>>682132961
Worst bait ever.
Unless real. If so, please kill yourself. You ought not breed.
>>682157032
"Just answering" quite a lot of questions for a not-an-attention-whore-plz-guise
>>682157274
you shitheads keep giving her attention faggots
>>682157032
That sounds like a good combo
Blue eyes brown hair
Nice meeting you I'm gonna go wait for my sandwich toaster or fall asleep
>>682157225
No, I pride myself on being rational, loving science, and admitting when I'm wrong....any other bait, I would chum.
>>682132961
>Find out a simple to fake bacterial illness.
>Go to doc and get prescription for anti-biotics, as a man they won't even think not to give you something that will stop birth control so you almost certainly will get something that will fuck up the pill.
>put it in her food.
>Her pill no longer works.
For the record, you are a retard and a piece of shit and you shouldn't do this but there is how to do it. Enjoy crying your retard eyes out when she aborts your tard spawn.
>>682133707
you are a pathetic asshole
>>682134475
>Making a bunch of shitty threads with her picture isn't going to make her hotter than Selena.
The fact that she is hot and selina is not does that, the threads are, indeed not needed.
>>682133707
>Want to have a forever connection
>Won't marry her.
And you wonder why she won't have your kid. For the record, OP, having a baby with her won't give you a forever connection, especially if you use sabotage to do so.
>>682157274
You're also obviously trying to start shit with me. What's the point? I get you think I'm an attention whore. I'm not...I just like to have conversations with people. I want them to tell me about their life/thoughts/feelings and I will tell them about mine. The last time I checked that was considered pretty normal. What are you so mad about?
>>682157440
Thank you. Nice meeting you, too! I appreciate the chat.
>>682132961
>Make her forget to take birth control for a day
>poke holes in condom
>fucking duh u stupid fggt
>>682132961
Poke small holes in the condoms and switch around her birth control pills so she takes the placebos on the wrong days
