Uncomfortable parties thread
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Uncomfortable parties thread
>>682050936
>>682051357
more of these pls
>>682051463
ok, I don't have too many though unfortunately
Lmao seriously what's happening at my crib. The niggas my bro in law invited were so boring. But hey what should have expected since i dont know any of them. Brought some beer. I just went to my room kinda drunk already. I'll probably just watch some anime like the dweeb I am.
>>682050936
/r/-ing the 4chan meetup
>>682051357
Definitely me
>>682050936
2 girls
>NES with games
>PS2 with games
>beer
Uncomfortable...more like a hellva good time
last one I got
>>682053339
kek
>>682050936
Man the Hansons have really let themselves go.
>>682050936
>Thinking about that Yoshi's Island
>>682053691
dont forget to tip your fedora at the girls you faggot
>>682053020
>wedding ring
Kek
I was thinkin it was on this day in 1945 Hitler committed suicide
>>682052778
wait i think i know someone in this pic. was this taken in berlin?
>>682052778
What the hell is wrong with the girl's face? In the white shirt with the flowers on it
>>682055318
who the fuck eats apples like this??
>>682052778
or possibly cambridge or pittsburgh?
![0487-CWC18th18[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wnU3rJV.jpg "0487-CWC18th18[1].jpg")
>>682053020
Chris actually got like 6 bitches to show up at his birthday party one year when he was in high school.
>mfw he didn't get laid that day.
>mfw he didn't even lose his virginity for another 12 years.
>>682055630
I think they are wearing fake mustaches or some shit.
>>682050936
All that crappy ass furniture tho that's the problem
>>682055630
novelty mustache?
>>682055812
Poor bitches felt bad for him. Can't believe they even showed up.
>>682056026
Okay yeah I can see the other two around her wearing them now too. But that that fut dude I think he's the host
>>682055596
they're wearing fake mustaches
>>682055641
What kind of shitty tea parties do you go to where the apples aren't even cut up?
>>682050936
>cute grills
>snes
>nes and n64 games
>shitty beer
this looks like a rager, OP
>>682055641
That's what bothers you? The apples?
>>682055641
their mum probably did it that way.
>>682056329
i'm recognizing the person by attire body shape and posture.
>>682056150
Nah, one of them actually came forward like a year ago and said his father payed her to be there. I assume all of them were.
>>682056576
that...
and the ridiculously small cups
>>682055399
I want to rescue that poor girl and take her out and show her some fun. she's actually pretty cute. I bet she's shy tho
>>682055399
out of all the times ive seen this image ive never noticed the guitar hero controller left side
>>682056683
the one in the tiara probably is the mom
Greatest thread ever!
>>682055318
Wasn't moot at a party like this?
>>682051704
>race me faggot
Kek
>>682055399
>>682056921
the cups are small, arent they
>>682057072
He hosts parties like that.
>>682056796
multiple keks
>>682052888
Is he fapping?
>>682050936
that reminds me of everytime we had a party in our dorm room
>>682055399
for some reason the visibly uncomfortable girl looks pretty cute
inb4 >girl
>>682050936
He's got super Mario world
>>682053020
Who is this?
I have a couple of these. I'll dump.
>>682058080
>>682051357
>someone please break in
>in so i can shoot and save the day
>>682058163
>>682052505
Can someone translate?
>>682058163
is this at seaworld?
>>682058226
>>682058349
>>682058080
You know what, good for him.
Better than being a fucking Hoverhand.
>>682056796
>>682058446
>>682058457
Speak of the Devil and he shall appear
>>682058602
>>682058446
Has he got his Fleshlight there
saddest
>>682055641
There's worse to worry about in this pic.
>At least I think there is.
>>682058508
>>682057423
wow people actually believe shit this easily
>>682058853
>>682055399
Haha, I laughed a bit too hard when I noticed the girl.
bonus material
>>682058163
Bill Gates always get the ladies.
>>682059117
>>682051357
>THEM
actually its then
>>682059259
>>682059333
>>682059117
I wonder which daughter he likes more
>>682058698
someone should create a "dont ever scare me or my son ever again" meme. I at least would think it would be funny
>>682058698
The lady is like now I see why people carry guns
>>682059304
what?
>>682059503
wherever his dick is pointing
good choice btw
>>682051973
Me in a nutshell
>>682059624
>them i can save the day >>682051357
its then not them
>>682053339
>kurwa
Every time, god damn.
>>682059117
hehe now this guy! he is getting laid^^
>>682059543
Fucking retarded meme spouting faggot.
>>682058916
It's completely true, go look up some of the gal pal threads on kiwifarms from like late 2014.
>>682060050
in jail
>>682058602
Why do they hover hand?
>>682060174
dont be a pessimist^^
>>682059987
>shoot them and save the day
>trying to correct a sentence you didn't even read
>>682056796
wow that... i cant even laugh. what a sad life. jesus fucking jesus christ
>>682060185
perma
VIRGIN
>>682059987
????
>Someone please break in so I can shoot them and save the day
>>682060185
I think most of the pictures are just taken at a bad time.
>>682060185
maybe she had sunburn and didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable.
>>682059869
thatwasthejoke.jpg
>>682059117
id fuck them all
>>682059697
that poor dude in the wheelchair
>>682055399
That look
>>682060484
>I think most of the pictures are just taken at a bad time.
It's because "nice" guys are raised to feel bad about randomly even touching girls without their explicit written consent. That's why hover hand.
"I'm supposed to put my arm around her but I don't feel comfortable just touching her like that so I'll hover."
>>682060813
haha how sad^^
>>682058224
>Anonymous 05/01/16(Sun)00:00:10 No.682053020â–¶>>682054932 >>682055812 >>682057824
Damn, cold blooded.
>>682059333
seriously what the fuck is wrong with this guy. why would you sit there like that. why would you not get up and leave at this point.
>>682060813
and I was cringing even before the guy falls off the stage.
>>682057007
guy in the middle looks like a methed-out triple H
>>682061012
Is that how you were raised?
Because I wasn't, nobody I know was, and I've never seen anyone hover hand in real life.
>>682061209
Is that Seanbaby's work?
>>682060813
it was not safe til someone fall
then you can remove your gas mask
>>682060813
This webm is a masterpiece. What's amazing is that it isn't even staged.
>>682061012
I am admittedly a beta fag with the face and body of an alpha because I channeled all my loneliness into the gym. So i look like a really buff chad without the ability to do basically anything.....but even I could manage to touch a female in this situation. like I genuinely don't understand how they feel uncomfortable touching them.
I was uncomfortable.
>>682060992
You. Come here. Let's get outta here baby
>>682061533
>>682061533
Fuck if I know.
>>682060813
what the literal fuck hahahahaha
>>682060992
Charge your phone
>>682061951
I ain't drinking that
>>682055399
Become a bronie they said, it's not autistic they said.
>>682060918
What?
>>682061951
I glad that happened at some point in history.
>>682058602
>putting your arm around girls shoulder and not waist
>>682061727
wow such a newfag
>>682058080
that fucking pit stain though holy shit that's rank
>>682060813
i just cringed in to another dimension
>>682062937
inorite? Like o my gawd
>>682058080
I feel sorry for her, she was probably holding her breath the whole time
>>682061520
Not by my parents, it was more of a school thing. Most people just ignored it but that's basically the logic behind it. They're told not to touch girls unless the girl wants them to and they take it to that extreme. I used to do that same shit when I was little until someone told it made things awkward.
>>682059259
>125x70
kill yourself
>>682063691
Now thats my kind of party
>>682052358
topkek
>>682063115
i know m80 like so grooooosss like ew
>>682061951
Srsly, wtf?
>>682058163
Doesn't matter had sex!
Wait...oh shit it matters....
>>682059969
Kill yourself
>>682063691
Cymothoa exigua
all I can say.
i still have yet to go to a party
kinda dissapointing
>>682055399
what about the guy on the right? He's probably not traumatized but he looks really disappointed.
>>682064245
>Cymothoa exigua
"It is currently believed that C. exigua are not harmful to humans unless picked up alive, in which case they can bite.[8]
In Puerto Rico, C. exigua was the leading subject of a lawsuit against a large supermarket chain. Because C. exigua is found in snappers from the Eastern Pacific and is shipped worldwide for commercial consumption, contamination by the parasite is inevitable. The customer in the lawsuit claimed to have been poisoned by eating an isopod cooked inside a snapper. This case, however, was dropped on the grounds that isopods are not poisonous to humans and some are even consumed as part of a regular diet.[4]"
>>682065059
You don't think shoving your dick in its face would cause it to bite?
>>682057007
Harvey Milk's the shit
>>682061951
That was amazing. And it looks like she has done it plenty of times before.
>>682050936
Fuck those bitches give me the beer and the snes.
>mfw has never been invited to a party but rather has to force himself in
>>682064245
>Cymothoa exigua
Those things are so crazy. I wonder if there is an advantage to having a living tongue.
>>682065547
>forcing yourself into places where you're clearly not wanted
Jesus and you wonder why people don't like you. If you've got nowhere to go just stay home
>>682065547
Parties are shit anyway. Who wants to sit around with a bunch of drunk retards you barely know
Uncomfortable party story
>be at the end of high school
>going to end of school party
>taking some girls around 16-17
>one slightly chubby blonde i had a boner for for weeks turnsnup with her friends
>i offer to buy her alcohol
>she says shes not really had alcohol before
bottleofwhiskey.jpg
>gets off her face
>sucks my dick like a pro, i cum on her pretty teen face
>tell her ill be back for some fuk and go to piss
>pass out in the bathroom and shit my pants
Wait there is more
>friend takes her back inside
>she probably thought it was me
>he tries to fuck her
>shes like no starts crying and leaves
> next day im trying to live down the fact i shit myself and everyone knew
>she goes to the cops and says that my friend tried to rape her
>wasnt me because i was lying in the bathroom in a pool of my own excrement
>dodged a bullet, a rape bullet
TL:DR sometimes shitting your pants can avoid a rape conviction
>>682065759
defence against being face raped to death by humans maybe?
>>682058080
man she's committed to her job, hard to fight the urge to pull away from that
>>682066038
>>682061951
did she pop the cap on that beer with her cooch?
>>682051357
>Am I printing?
What did he mean by this? Is this slang?
>>682061256
He is planning to kill the person taking the photograph I say.
>>682057184
Kek
>>682066631
It means that they can see the gun he is trying to hide
>>682057184
to-to-to-top kek
>>682058224
Haha
>>682066631
Printing = imprint of the gun on his clothing.
Want to avoid it when concealed carrying.
pic related
>>682060813
I like to imagine he got some European pills, and they hit right then.
>>682067944
I think google took us both to the same "don't worry about it" website
>>682058080
that dude looks faded as hell
>>682066038
Fuck off normie.
This is a really uncomfortable party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84YPtYLZFD4
>>682068860
That guy ripping the bong is printed as fuck.
>>682068648
M'Lord, shal we post some more mlp parties, would that be to your liking
>>682053339
There's just something so appealing about squatting with a cigarette. It's like taking a shit and reading a book.
>>682055318
Can I join this party?
>>682055399
that bitch has posted nudes on reddit
>>682057184
LEL
>>682050936
There is not enough cringe in the world for that photo OP
>>682054628
Says the guy that values ugly bitches over a good time.
>>682050936
I'd be kind of pissed too if they were drinking my beer. At least he knows they are sitting in his dingleberries.
>>682069248
Yeh right after you have a drink of some pruno we made.
>throws kettle of boiling oil at him
>paedon't touch the children
>>682052358
>I hope nobody can tell my ass is on front to back
I just got home from this:
>friend's having a going away party (finally moving out of parents' house at age 22, and to the other side of the country no less)
>everybody's drinking
>except me, as I'm straight edge
>friend in question is drinking about twice as much as everybody else
>a good time is being had by all
>even me, drunk people are entertaining
>fast forward an hour or so
>friend is stumbling around, yelling "I FUCKING LOVE YOU" at everybody
>suddenly starts demanding one of their other friends, and shouting about parents (they've always had a shaky relationship with parents)
>fast forward five minutes or so
>I'm one of four people holding them down (other's being their brother and sister as well as another friend) as they cycle between "I'm a failure", "I love you all", "I want to kill myself", and "nobody understands me"
>this goes on for 20 minutes
>eventually calms down and we carry them to their room
>my last moment with my friend is them puking all over their bed
and people wonder why I don't drink
>>682050936
He should have played the ultimate power move, cracking out Mario Kart around drunk bitches.
>>682058224
>>682069779
Why are all straight edge kids such holier than thou faggots?
>>682069779
You sound fun.
>>682061533
Yup
>>682063691
first time watching this shit, disgusting but hilarious
>>682060813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfjJ_e26wb0
>>682058181
Damn that was relaxing to watch.
>>682069779
lol guess what buddy, when you are older you will come to regret the lifestyle you've chosen and missing out on the experiences (like your friend had) that happen when you are sometimes shit faced.
You will be a sad old man.
Also, you can't trust a man who doesn't drink for exactly the reason your friend displayed which is that people's real feelings come out when they're drunk.
>>682050936
> hey guys, I went to bed with 2 chicks at this party yo
>>682060185
pretty sure its intentional in extreme cases like that. for lolz
needs more party webms
>>682061951
I've seen worse.
>>682070021
Because that's how they get any joy from being straight edge.
>>682061727
I gotta hand it to Anhiro. He really tried to answer everything. He was in that thread for hours.
>>682058163
>>682070021
Because being straight edge means I'm better than you
>>682070102
I wouldn't have been invited if I wasn't liked. Nigga had a lot of friends, I was one of 6 invited
>>682070604
I know what lies beneath, I don't need alcohol to see all the points in my life where things went wrong. Nor do I need to spew all those things (plus the contents of my stomach) out in front of my friends and family. I'd place it somewhere between "fist-fight with a hobo" and "3+ hour long erection" on my list of experiences I might want to have, all of which are well within the range of "I'd be fine not having them"
I'd say it's too early to say whether that'd be true
We all have secrets. I try to respect my friends as they try to respect mine. Though this particular friend was never the best at keeping their emotions in check, and all four of those things (the nobody understands thing being in regards to their parents) were guessable after spending a month with them sober
>>682050936
fuck yes, love these kind of images
>>682070604
Oh look, more advice from wizened old men on 4chan.
We better all listen or we might end up sad old losers on /b/.
...
>>682072104
this guy should be /b/'s mascot.
>>682050936
I'm trying to imagine how this actually happened...it has to be some kind of frat party thing where Hooters-guy was the odd man out...the chicks seem comfortable. Might they be relatives? That's obviously his room though. I wish there was a backstory...
>>682072611
agreed
>>682072618
I know how you feel. These kind of photos hurt my brain because I tried so hard to imagine how these scenarios could of happen.
>>682072831
>using his imagination hurts his brain
See, too much 4chan is bad for you. Go outside.
>>682072464
Get grannie some Dramamine
>no gf
>>682072876
lucky me, I have a gore fetish.
>>682072931
Thank you this is advice I'm going to take
>>682073035
"Joke's on them, they're missing the best part!"
>>682061951
My kind of party!! A buffet, drinks, cocaine, and hookers doing weird things...all you have to do is be outgoing...like saying "wait do that again except squirt it on my face....I'm the groom, c'mon!!!
>>682073331
It was at this moment I knew I was a lesbian
>>682061413
so ur a nigger and u think all white people look alike? that guy looks nothing like hhh...... other than the hair..
>>682070604
>Also, you can't trust a man who doesn't drink for exactly the reason your friend displayed which is that people's real feelings come out when they're drunk.
Weird, I just puke when I'm drunk. No turning into a retard, no confessing deep dark feelings or secrets(I have plenty, too). I either just puke and sober up quicker or I don't puke and end up passing out somewhere and wake up feeling like I wasted a night not doing anything. I don't even know anyone that gets that weird when they drink. To be honest, I'd stop drinking with someone like that because it actually is really fucking annoying if you aren't on their level.
Now, smoking weed with friends on the other hand, is a good time. Everything you do becomes fun when you are high. No one gets violently angry or depressed. There's no manic bullshit going around. Just pure good times.
>>682062418
did u guys see this thing.. that things awesome...
>>682073492
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/rudy-eugene-face-marijuana-medical-examiner-results_n_1632253.html
you sure about that? Marijuana is far more dangerous than alcohol. Obviously. link related
>>682073722
saving fore reaction
>>682072876
WARNING
Its a webm of dead people disguised as porn :^)
>>682059935
Underrated
>>682072618
I was wondering this too. Here's the story I came up with:
The guy in the pic isn't the guy that started the party. He's just the friend that the think is a pretty cool guy and like to play video games with but is actually a scuzzy faggot.
The guys friends invite girls over because they can pull it off, and end up trying to include him by hanging out in his room and pretending to be interested in playing his SNES. Guy thinks he's going to get lucky even though it's obviously not going to happen and the girls are being good sports about it.
OR
They are whores and he has drugs and they are in the awkward phase of hanging out where they want their drugs and he's about to suggest they do him a favor for them.
>>682073798
Sorry, I don't click links from scam sites.
>>682056796
Damn. At first I laughed but I feel bad man
>>682074181
>dead people disguised as porn
>disguised
>>682051704
TFW I'm literally wearing roshes runs
>>682059423
Trap
>>682074954
It shows a picture of a butt but a second in it changes to gore :^)
disguise
dɪsˈɡʌɪz/
verb
past tense: disguised; past participle: disguised
give (someone or oneself) a different appearance in order to conceal one's identity.
>>682073915
im guessing this is a troll gif. i waited until the end of convo and nothing interesting happened.
>>682059423
This looks like me when I was in my early teens and my best friend invited me over to hang out with him and this girl at her house because he'd been trying to set us up to go out.
About 30 mins later they were under a blanket making out. Fun times. I miss hanging out with friends.
>>682075229
I'm not sure you understand the implication of what he was saying, but that's okay, it's probably for the best.
>>682075440
The fun hits (i think) when you realise it's a gif about men in black
>>682075586
that did hit my mind a bit. wasn't too sure though
>>682056728
Ok man
>>682058602
Jesus, his fucking hand isn't even in the same zip code as her
>>682075586
It's like the world's most boring fanfic tho.
>>682057824
Mike
>>682073331
4chan banner plox
>>682073915
wtf did I just read
and is there moar?
Im curious
>>682051704
>why not run home?
Zozzle
>>682075585
The webm it the one disguised, not the dead people i can see how you can misinterpret this, i belive his post was an attempt at humor by saying it was the dead people who were disguised but this is simply not the case hence why it was mentioned that it was the "webm is that of dead people cleverly disguised at a webm of a womans behind so that when you open it you think you are going to be seeing a moving image of said womans behind but infact it is only video of dead people
He posted this in the hopes people would click on it for this reason ie "trolling" i can pull up the definition of trolling of you also need clarification on that :^)
>>682076254
Some weird Men In Black fanfiction
>>682050936
>Be me
>Be chilling with a couple of buds. Let's call them Thomas and George.
>Getting high and playing MTG because nerds have little else to do on their weekends.
>George's gf wakes up.
>She starts the quiet beginnings of an argument.
>Tell Thomas that we should head out.
>Thomas is like "Nah."
>Go outside to smoke a cigarette and get rid of the growing tension in the room.
>Come back.
>Girlfriend is fully awake and in full argument mode.
>George and his gf argue over shit whilst Thomas and I just stare at each other.
>Thomas finally gets it that we should leave.
Christ, one of the worst parties I've ever been to.
>>682055399
Oh, oh God the horror.
>>682055318
kek
>>682069779
I've been through this but with a complete stranger. Awkward as fuck.
>>682058163
Whale still has harpoon scars
>>682063691
It actually feels good.
got a story for you.
>In school band, 5'8 skinny as a toothpick
>Chad the jock, let's call him Jockstrap from now on, is hosting a party for all the senior football players
>also invites the band players too "for being good sports, playing for the show."
>"Hey, y'all Bandies are invited too, we'll show you how to really party"
>be reluctant
>cheerleaders get invited along with most the 10/10 sluts
>Why the fuck not, maybe I'll get pitysex
>or maybe I'll see my first real tit
>anyways fast forward to the party
>parties at jockstraps house, parents oh for the weekend.
>3 story house, pool, game room, study, shit was 10 square feet from being called a mansion
>Chill out with a couple band geeks for the first couple hours
>drink shitty beer, sit awkwardly wondering what I'm suppose to be doing here
>Jockstrap starts coming around, offering magic mushrooms.
>take one, put in mouth, wait for him to pass, spit it out in the bushes
>Jockstrap announces that everyone's gonna play a game
>only people still sober enough to stand or not fucking in his parents bedroom are a couple of his team mates and most of us from band.
>Jockstrap proposes a wrestling match, winner gets 7 minutes in heaven with the Football teams favorite "fan," a 10/10 looking for a boys scholarship to ride on out the easy life
>several of the band members just shrug it off and say they need to be getting home
>only me, a couple of the guys, and a girl
>girl member just wants to watch us wrestle.
>first match was my friend vs. steroid monkey #1, loses quickly, and is rushed off to another room
>next is my buddy Jeff
Jeffs probably the best of us, 6 foot tall, and he worked out.
>they wrestle, steroid monkey #2 taps out after Jeff puts him in a lock that almost breaks the dudes arm.
>Jeff has to wait to wrestle the next winner
>next fight is me and Jockstrap
cont.
>>682063691
I'm trying to figure out if they set out to catch a fish to do this to or if they caught it and then decided to fuck it
>>682076533
The greentext was meant to imply that you're on fucking 4chan, the dead people ARE the porn.
No ty on the definition of trolling btw, you're already doing a pretty good job showing us all what it looks like anyway.
>:^)
>>682077212
>I ain't no fighter, but I'm a wiry fucker, and I play drums.
>Jockstrap rushes me down and just tackles me
>manage to twist it at the last second so my elbow was in his ribs so he has to let go
>manage to jump on him and get a headlock on him
>Keep the hold for a whole minute before he twists like an eel and elbows my ribs
>knocks me over and pins my arm under his knee
>flail and accidentally hit him in the nuts
>get punched in the face so hard I see stars
>"you lose, take him to the next room."
>get hauled out of the room
>still can't fucking see straight
>head is full of fuck
>finally gain clarity and I'm in a dark room
>Whole room smells like alcohol
>the fuck, why am I naked?
>realize the rooms not dark, I'm blind folded
>arms tied behind my back by a belt
>oh god, what the fuck. I'm going to get raped.
>hear groans, grunting and the slap slap of sex
>"You lose, so you get to play seven minutes in hell"
>try to get the fuck away
>can't fucking move
>guy flips me over on my chest
>get fucked hard
>anus is torn, probably bleeding
>dude just slumps over me, too drunk to finish
>the pain is real, tears sting my cheeks
>feel wetness that isn't my tears on my cheek
>dude starts crying while on top of me, dick still partially in me
>lay there for several hours unable to move, while this guy lays on top of me crying himself to sleep
Cont.
Worst party I was ever at my shit ex stole a bunch of the booze, drank it in the bathroom, then stabbed himself in the gut like a pussy. Good times. Good times.
>>682067944
that pic shows the difference between under and over the belt carry, both still print.
>>682060185
Nerve gas
>>682077536
>almost die because he's crushing my lungs
>feel the weight get lifted off and the dude tumbles to the floor.
>Blindfold is removed, it's Jeff.
>Jeff looks like hell
>Black eye, bloody nose, even what looks like a bad bite mark on one hand
>tells me it's time to go
>get other band buddies out of there at 4AM in the dead of night
>pass most of the football team on the way
>several of the dudes didn't even bother with chicks, they just lay naked in a drunk pile
>Never see Jeff again after that night.
>or Jockstrap
>although apparently the girl band member was driven home unmolested
>Keep quiet after the next couple of days, just want to forget about the party
>Causing a stir would be more trouble than it's worth
>Newspaper comes out saying Jockstrap is dead. He was strangled to death at the party and then thrown into the pool to rot. Culprit unknown, the bleach in the pool muddled the fingerprints, or some shit.
>This is why I'm a faggot
>Go to every party after that
>Never happens again though
>Now I just sit on this website
>Just another unstable fag in a sea of misguided morally ambiguous skid marks of the underwear of the human race
>Too shy to be openly gay
>Too damaged to hold a stable relationship
>>682063691
Never seen a dutch rudder via fish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfuLRwqpy-Q
>>682058517
Dump the bitch
>>682077718
which is probably why he posted it to show someone what printing is
>College party
>Around 3 AM
>Party still going
>We notice this girl in the corner
>She's puking violently
>Me and 3 friends go over to her
>Most of the puke looks like blood
>Ask her if she's okay
>She turns and nods but starts puking again
>Eventually falls forward
>Slamming her head into the wall
>Knocking herself out
>She's laying in a puddle of vomit and blood
>We call more people over
>Thinking she's just really wasted
>She's not responding at all
>Stops breathing
>Quickly call 911
>Ambulance and a fuck ton of cops come
>Everyone starts scattering
>Stay with friend who is also the party host
>Cops ransack the place
>Girl is taken away by ambulance
>Mass amounts of drugs found
>Someone had dumped a fuck ton of drugs in the toilet
>Weed and ecstasy pills clog the toilet
>Someone tried to flush them both while still in a plastic bag
>Friend is arrested and charged
>They let me go after seeing my clean record
>Alone at my friend's house
>Left to clean up alone
>Can't get blood stains out of carpet
>His parents come home the next day
>MFW they walk through the front door the next morning
Turns out the girl had mixed some drugs and booze along with other crazy shit, she ended up getting some pretty bad brain hemorrhage going, my friend's parents went fucking crazy on me, died attacked me, mom tried to sue me, friend got some jail time because this wasn't his first offense, never went to another party after that.
>>682060379
>>682077553
That's some shit.
>>682077966
Sorry other anon but I lied. Now this, is some shit.
>>682072876
>>682076910
lmao rough night
>>682055399
>>682060813
Say what you will but that guy is lit af
>>682069310
[citation needed]
>>682078837
Who? the dj is not 'lit' you fucking retard.
>>682064311
That makes 2 of us.
>>682059259
Here ya go.
>>682077813
damn kinda s hitty rape story /b/ro. felt the feels. hopefully one day you will move past this shitty memory
>>682063691
wonder how long it took dude holding the fish to realize he was basically jerking off his friend with a fish
>>682059423
this is gonna sound fucking retarded, but I feel like I know that girl
>>682079548
The one having her face sucked off?
Yeah you're right, that does sound fucking retarded considering you can see no defining features whatsoever dickweed.
>>682061209
>>682059333
when he went to the party he was hoping one of the girls would be single
when they started kissing he realised none of them were
at that point some asshole took the photo
>>682059423
>>682059333
> you never see women sitting alone like this
love these
>>682051704
you cant run from your feelies
>>682052778
poor fatty, id probably get him drunk so he could socialize without being all self conscious
>>682059503
kek
>>682061951
did... did she just open that bottle with her vagina?
...and everything else was also so.. coordinated... wtf do they do events like this...
>>682064405
i was thinking the same thing, that dudes is working out an escape plan.
>>682055812
Yup, that's what it looks like when women try and have girls night.
A bunch of people with no personalities sitting around until they realize they're all boring and go out to find some men to entertain them.
>>682072876
y tho
>>682080151
>people start calling me captain planet
>if i sat at a right angle i might look like bismuth
pure gold
>>682077966
holy fuck..that's scary as fuck
>>682050936
lol is that MDE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVDDnDzpoHM
Sam is that you?
>>682069310
POST THEM THEN
Partying with an old, washed up, depressed Coolio was pretty uncomfortable after a short while.
>>682050936
>>682061256
hes making a joke of the situation dumbfuck
>>682080868
Holy fuck, please tell story in detail.
>>682056950
Last time this picture was posted the exact same thing was said.
>>682058853
holy shit, its like those pic of wojak crying under a mask
>>682060992
Girls like this are perfect targets too. They've been so demoralized by being around the most pathetic of betas that everything that resembles normality or manliness just blows them the fuck away. Treat them like a women, and act like a man and they fall so hard.
Nothing creates a strong bond like low expectations being surpassed.
Would ask out/10
>>682052778
>this party sucks
>my joints hurt
>do these plebs even lift?
>dancing kill gains
>I bet that guy have a six pack. kek. only 14 year olds are attracted to that
>I wish my hat was bigger
>shouldn't had brought my cane. Hope nobody will notice
>I wish I were at home, shitposting on /plg/
>>682075445
that sucks, i never cut my friends out of possible double team.
what in the actual fuck
>>682052778
>>682053020
>>682055318
>>682055399
>>682058163
>>682060813
>>682063691
:( i know this feel
>>682058517
>>682058446
>>682058363
>>682059423
>>682059697
>>682072464
qt2.3
>>682060992
>>682079314
>>682079510
oh he knows. this is how you be gay without admitting ur gay
>>682061951
i would literally just pull my dick out and see what happened
>>682077966
>dad attacked me, mom tried to sue me
What was their reasoning for this?
>>682081315
I don't know anon, what about any deep mental issues they might have?
hey guys im in a party right now here the results
>brought my wii u was playing
>8 player smash
>Pass control if lost under 6th place
>they all hate how i play since i win all the time
>they all bet me to play mario kart 8 solo
>Choose Isabelle as character
>Kart: Pipe frame, azure rollers, Cloud kite
>Set Up: 200cc, no items, 32 courses, hard CPUs, Random courses
>100% TV Volume
>Not 1st place, tequila shot
>Help Me
>Passed all of them without loosing
now posting here
>>682069095
>hurr durr i learned a new wurrd
>>682066038
I can't tell if you're being ironic or if you think anyone would actually buy that story?
Go post it FB, some retards there might buy into it.
>>682055399
>If you're lonely, just pretend to like my little pony, she said
>if will be fine, she said
>you'll be the prettiest in the room and everyone will hit on you, she said.
>I never asked for this
>>682071134
who is this?
>>682081122
It was like 6 years ago- I was in Vegas celebrating my bday because I'm a normie.
The month before, I went and saw coolio get the shit kicked out of him in a celebrity boxing match (I live in LA) put on by Jose canseco.
For some reason we were booing coolio the whole time, so I developed a weird desire to heckle him.
Flash forward to we run into him in Vegas. I go over to talk some shit to him about getting beat up by Jeremy Johnson, and he ends up being super nice and I feel bad.
I share my massive bottle of grey goose with him, and we start talking about life. He was in a pretty dark place, and was depressed about the boxing match on some other stuff.
He was like, "dude, you're young and have your whole life ahead of you. I would do anything to be back in that position. I made so many mistakes."
I am feeling worse and worse about all the stuff I yelled at him during the boxing match when he was getting his head beat in. I told him to "hang in there," and he gave me a hug and we parted ways.
>>682080295
Thank you. I've been looking for that one for a while.
>>682082071
Here's my brother and coolio right before coolio left where we were hanging out with him
>>682081692
The dad went into a roid rage because he blamed me for his son getting arrested again, thought I "forced" him into having a party
The mom for whatever reason thought I was the wrong who brought drugs even though there was no proof since the police took most of it, she didn't have a real case and it was dropped pretty fast
Honestly the whole thing ruined our friendship of 11 years, real shame.
>>682081750
They're female.... they're all mentally ill, with the capacity of children.
Now, would you rather have one who thinks they're your master, like your a dog, or one that really really appreciates you and listens when you speak?
>>682082493
Why not both?
>>682081808
>at a party
>brought my wii u
is it a 4'th grade study party.... or.....?
