Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu/husbando
>insult/talk to other waifus/husbandos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>>682046766
It;s better than me, i'd at least be in the top 10 though
>>682046872
>best trap
>pic related disagrees
>>682047215
yeah sure whatever magic-man
>>682047407
>tfw Lucy or whatever her name is today is the only challenge to Kurumi
Dio-sama...
>>682047692
Wait I'm totally confused...
>>682047565
>Shizuru get!
>rattle rattle
Resident Winner Shiragami Youko claimed early
>Say it with me this time:
>Fuck
>Pizza
>>682047611
Ain't shit nigguh
Front row seat bitches.
>>682046521
Doing fine. Took two days off from drinking and feel cleansed. Now it's time to dive back in. You still off until Monday, eh?
>>682047565
All my love for Nodoka-chan ^^
>>682047565
claimed lucy
>>682047666
pls leave satin
>>682047636
why you asking me ninja
>>682047923
>I kekd at trap
>>682047565
claimed!!
>megumin is the cutest i've ever seen~
>>682046971
Most likely. It's pretty common to misabel things in the pet trade.
>>682047458
No problem.
>>682046996
Don't be sad <3
>>682047709
I know a lot about most types of invertabrates and reptiles commonly kept as pets.
>>682047512
That sounds nice.
>>682047512
>>682046766
Equal
Also, Russian bias
>>682047923
probably should've mentioned my claim
>pretty obvious one though
Frog
>>682048040
Didnt came to mind til you brought it up
>>682048137
allo guvenas! pip pip mates!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>682048090
You my #1
<3
Milinda claim
>>682048030
Mirai! Hello friend!
>>682048090
Neat. Any particular reason you've got this knowledge, or do you just study this sort of thing for fun?
>>682047980
>fuck
>green hair
>>682047981
I know im a southern white boy born and raised
>>682048168
Ayy lmao
>claiming
>>682048438
>>682048237
<3 Kurumi
Miho claimed
>>682047396
That sounds fun
>>682047458
Head pats
Megumin claimed~
>Kagami is the qt 3.14
>>682047611
Basically, mc come back to life whenever he gets killed. Too lazy write more go watch it yourself~
>>682047980
Third?!!?? Fuck I am late ;-;
The manga Jitsu wa Watashi wa is better than the anime,you are loving the fake waifu my friend
>>682048286
As a Brit.
Triggered as fuck.
>>682048226
Have you ever had a hungry howies pizza with asiago crust? God have mercy on my tastegasm.
>>682048168
gimme dem legs
>>682048286
It's feeling weird not (You)ing you at the start of the thread so here.
>>682048359
>fuck
>pink hair
>and also pizza
>>682048359
Damn crackas
>>682048506
the beard is different fuckshit
>>682048090
Can you tell me why my turtle is such a little shit
>>682048090
Das fucked up but oh well. How bad are the pincers? I know they don't sting unless it's prey or something that's really provoking them because them pincers. And reptiles are mainly kept as pet to look cool imo
>>682047359
Thanks homie. Forget what I said
>>682047396
Installing l4d2 and play wit the crew
>>682047407
Haven't touched it in some time
>>682047636
WHAT'S REALLY GOOD?!
>>682048516
megumin can i use my lucky 7 trips to nominate you the cutest waifu???
>>682048573
>>682048244
actually fourth, I used to post her as well but so many of you snek fuckers showed up that I had to switch
>>682048573
>implying I didn't read the manga first
>implying I didn't start the anime yesterday
>implying I wasn't horribly underwhelmed by it
>implying fake waifu
Cirno claimed!
lebo karen claim
>>682048580
I have not.. will need to next time I get some purp
>>682048645
FUCK YO COURT NIGGAH
>>682048788
Stuff
>>682048579
>As a Brit.
>Triggered as fuck.
wha-why? every country will become MAGA? the trumpire rises anon!
>>682048645
>WHAT'S REALLY GOOD!?
YOU INCOMPETENT SACKS OF SHIT, HE SAYS "WAS" NOT "WHAT'S" HOW HARD IS IT TO KNOW IT, EVEN THE JUDGE QUESTIONS IT BY SAYING "could yew lil lad cunt shit say to da court wot in quiestiun wos gud?" HOLY FUCKING SHIT H OW RETARDED ARE YOU ALL
>>682048844
>>682048776
Well the more the best,all obey the great sneake
>>682048359
Im a alien
Aylmao
>>682048580
Come get 'em
>>682048622
rare desu spotted! plz enjoy this demo game from the issue.
>>682049104
>>682048311
I know <3
>>682048337
I've made a hobby out of keeping these kinds of pets. I used to have a lot of animals but I've had to downsize my collection significantly ever since I moved out.
>>682048635
What kind of turtle is it?
>>682048645
I never got pinched becaause I didn't fuck with it much. I would imagine a pinch from an Emperor would be terrible.
>>682048733
Only if I don't get dubs in this post
>>682048950
Literally never head anyone say "pip pip"
>>682048510
Yeah. Gonna go eat some divers. Should be fun
>>682048645
Nice. I havent played that in forever... Great game
Claimed......
>>682048030
Monday through Thursday, I'm off Friday! I'm excited.
>>682048510
Thank you.
>>682048844
Ah, hi!
>>682048950
As an American/decent human being.
Triggered as fuck.
>>682049104
Miia Gear Solid confirmed
>>682048645
Same, but its still amazing.
>>682048901
Good shit.
>>682049126
Dont tempt me bby
Ted Cruz's head of security claimed
The most lewd pic I have of mai waifu.
>>682048804
You made me shot up so hard that my lips fusionate in just one
I am sorry 4 the trouble ;-;
>>682048935
Titties.
>>682048123
>>682048788
>>682048326
>favourite blonde waifu appears
Mili! What's crackin'?
Curie claimed.
I hath returned
whats up
>>682048584
No u
>>682048597
Wont be too long til our almighty trump gets inta office and we can hang your kind again
>>682049126
How are you friend
>>682049211
Painted turtle
Hes also fat
>>682049214
yes!!!!! you win!! by me winning!!
>>682049218
>Literally never head anyone say "pip pip"
hmmmm isnt that a brit thing? Im american but on tv here when brits are on their always saying pip pip guvena as a greeting?
>>682049365
Boobs
>>682049383
>>682049250
Snake your identity is reveal
>>682048901
FUCK. YO. COURT!
LADY LIBERTY GOT BALLS
>>682048961
Mubers.
>>682049211
Fucking hell. I could imagine. Them massive pincers on your fingers and they're like "fuck you I'm not even using my stinger"
>>682049224
>>682049274
Any good mods or nah
>>682049104
too confusing, that's why I gave her up, much to my own personal disagreement
>Barry
>>682049542
I'm going to vote for Trump, cause frankly I've never seen a president shot live.
>>682049383
>>682049612
Breasts.
>>682049492
Just normal thread garbage, man. How're you?
>>682049218
>Literally never heard anyone say "pip pip"
>When it's not finished with, 'cheerio!'
>>682049358
Haha it's all good.
Might want to find a different sneklady for your waifu tho
Otherwise when Internet Explorer / Darrriiiiiin arrives you're gonna get it.
>>682049542
no u
>>682049575
stereotypes to the max.
>>682049492
Sup man?
h-h-h-hii gu-..
g-g-guys
c-c-can i j-join this hug b-box?
Hugh Neutron claimed
>>682049670
I don't dwell in the past, you still haven't fixed your mistake, unlike me.
Trump will provide for all sneks!
>>682049224
Play the jaws theme
>>682049234
Pats again
>>682049737
L-E-W-D
>>682049803
give us a fucking reason asscunt
>>682049670
Gotta love stinkmeaner
>>682049721
I mean thats a good reason
Im not even going to vote
But what if trump let's us go to war
>>682049729
You cant just no u a no u
Your breaking the rules green
>>682049729
>daaaarrriiiiin
nigga I'm right here, I switched remember. didn't feel like dealing with Explorer yelling at me
>Barry
>>682049234
Noice noice! 21 will either be your best or worst year, believe me. But good luck, all the same.
>>682049803
welcome aboard!
>>682049723
Jugs
>>682049965
>>682049803
of course, welcome!!!!
>warm hug
>>682049670
Not that I know of. sorry.
>>682049803
>hug
>>682049839
100% WET
>people in this thread are actually replying to the trolls
why
>>682049612
>>682049723
Mammaries.
>>682049930
why so lewd?
>>682049462
I started watching the anime your waifu is from!
Also playing depth.
>favorite Spectacled Waifu appears
>>682049928
Bruh... You just gave me an idea... Time to freak out some n00bs
>>682049573
I still think you're the cutest tho~
>>682049234
Nice claim!
>>682049803
Welcome new lad~
>>682049729
Miia is the only I love the rest is just porn
>>682050096
chibis are fucking worthless.
>>682050017
I'd rather have obama for a 3rd term and do nothing than to have some silver spoon turkey neck fuck spoil our image (worse than it already is.. seriously EVERYONE is going to watch us this year)
>>682049803
>>682049965
>>682050069
>>682050101
>>682050106
this bait is wasted on you. youve missed the point of the picture entirely
>>682049966
Dubdub confirm one of the best character
>>682050106
Aww
>>682050195
Oh shit!
>>682049326
get better scrub
>>682050205
awwww....and that's why you're the cutest megumin~
>>682050340
that's the whole fucking point you assshitfucknigger
>>682050083
>>682050171
Hooters.
Straight bangin'
8/8
>>682050028
OH YOU WERE DARIIIIIN
FUCK I STILL ASSOCIATED YOU WITH THAT ONE RACECAR GUY
>>682050184
Why not, know what I'm sayin'?
>>682050210
>Not claiming porn waifu
>Not posting straight-up hentai
Sanae anon did it on accident, you can too!
>inb4 fuck you it's called _____
>I forgot the name
>I only associate him with Bidibodibidibu.swf
>>682049928
Wonderful! How are you?
>>682050031
Let's see how it goes! Doing anything right now?
>Inconspicuous rattle
Maintaining surveillance.
posting lewd waifu pic
>>682050340
nothing stops the power of MAGA
>>682050096
How the fuck did I know it was gonna lead up too shit posting.
>>682050469
im so sorry senpai
>>682050340
>hug
>>682050469
Ahh yeah
>>682050210
I want her pillow desu, looks snug as fuck.
http://www.hobbyheart.com/monster-musume-meter-miia-ver2-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cove-p-3538.html?osCsid=d2a9c25fe47f56ce5b1b2a152e2c613d
>>682050167
Why not?
>>682050484
>>682050171
Pillows
Speaking of which, I'm off to bed.
>>682050551
Claimed.
>>682050510
Those last three greentexts were meant for Barry anon, god bless his soul
>>682050028
>>682049274
Do it.
>>682049542
I'm good! How are you?
>lick
>>682049542
I don't know shit about turtles, sorry.
>don't know why I even asked what kind
>>682049670
I was afraid of getting pinched by my Red claw, which was only half the size.
>Emperors are normally too chill to pinch, though
Give the me horse pussy
>>682050701
>>682050320
If i could go to war its all worth it
>>682050510
>not watching and loving sweet JP in his transam 20000
And why do we allow you to stay here
>>682050195
That's great! It's one of my favorites, even though it's pretty short. And the glasses scenes are out of disu worudo.
Heavy Object is my next after Eureka 7 and Fate/Zero.
Subscribe to my waifu
https://youtu.be/oEfhUJvn5rM
>>682050510
yeah I posted JP that one day, but I switch to Barry because he's my og avatar. on mobile so not pictutes atm
>Barry
>>682050205
Thank you! I like your claim as well. She's adorable.
>>682050525
can i have more of this? im starting a collection
>>682050717
>>/out/
Claimed.
>>682050701
The fuck is this garbage tier shit
>>682050510
the more lewd the merrier!
>>682050714
MMMMMMMM
>>682050716
Gettin my hopes up
>>682050793
I dont believe war is fun as it looks in vidya
>>682050195
Lol
>>682050528
Im doing ok.
>>682050630
An...any more of Miia in glasses?
>>682050673
>>682050484
Twin peaks.
>Goodnight Atago
>>682050867
I've got 25 of them and I made them all by myself.
I'll post one whenever I see a kurumi picture.
>>682050996
>>682050096
>fucking saved
>>682050793
>Why do we allow you to stay here
>Says the loser to the winner
I should be asking you the same question, Pinky.
>>682050096
My life in a nutshell
>>682050478
<3
lewd thread today
>>682051056
>>682050996
I just want to die for a good reason
>>682051056
>>682051157
Not in my thread fam.
>>682051278
There's no soul in that picture, fuck you.
>Dio
>>682051278
the fuck is this
>the real kurumi
When will the baked thread come out of the oven
>Shiragami
>>682050673
>>682051017
Melons, goodnight Milktanker.
-Holstaur image.
>>682049864
Oh
>>682050557
I ain't even mad lol
>>682050604
Lel
>>682050716
Which is why I want them! Total bros and they're scorpions!
>>682051157
No.
>>682051188
Oh
>shinoa
>>682052271
>>682052271
>>682052271
New thread
>>682052040
Then you need to be willing to look for months and spend well over $100
>or just get an Asian Forest scorpion, they're pretty chill, too
>Galko
>>682051120
muah <3
>kagami
