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Cringe thread
>>682015708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0mqDbzZ64
>>682015708
There's nothing cringe about this. It's just sad. Why do you feel the need to make fun of a sad, lonely guy? Do you always kick people while they're down?
It just makes me imagine what a sad sack of shit you are that you need to make fun of people slightly more pathetic than you to feel better about yourself.
Fucking kill yourself.
>>682016525
do you happen to be the faggot in the photo.
i think you need to kill yourself.
>>682016525
Found the cuckky fatty
>>682015708
>>682016373
There's one of these where the guy is like two feet shorter than both girls. Don't have it saved but it's pretty great.
>>682016373
jesus fucking christ.... Is this just normal or some shit in the states. People of america are stupid and just overall pushovers to let all this shit thats going on with there economical system and social system. USA is the real cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUOqQdOVwu4
>>682017193
Bro it's a Photoshop...
>>682015708
artie lange?
>>682017165
>>682017466
lmao. i was trying find out who the fuck that looked like.
>>682017295
No its not, its from some promotion at a Carls Jr
>>682017550
Nah the 2 feet was not an exaggeration. His head was at tit level.
>>682015937
Is his name Michael Thomson/Petey?
>>682017550
Fat Mexican who listen to reggaeton too much.
>>682016373
>>682015708
Artie? Off the wagon again
>>682017165
this one?
>>682018832
how about sugar tits over here?
>>682016732
>>682016661
Only insecure sad sacks of shit need to make fun of other people to make themselves feel better, so congratulations insecure sad sacks of shit.
>>682017165
>>682017165
>when will they learn?
>>682017550
Dat hover hand tho
>>682017193
>hurr durr America a fat
Bravo, stinging social commentary. You should write for Bill Maher.
>>682019497
The girls heads look rediculously big compared to him.
>>682017550
beta as fuck
>>682017193
>>682019497
lost hard
>>682019579
>>682019792
even more maximum beta
>>682015708
Is that Artie Lange?
>>682019879
Left girl: "kill me, NOW!"
this is now a carls jr thread
>>682019377
Oh you!
>>682015708
this is not cringe
this guys overwhelming power level gravitated the two thots towards him
>>682020093
My favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0
>>682019831
> cringe thread
that'd just straight up rage
>>682018290
>"fully functional"
wtf
>>682020262
>>682020142
what am I actually looking at, someone explain this ammount of autism.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/carlsjr
Found something
Most of them are pretty normal
>>682015708
>>682019792
>>682015708
No cringe here. This dude looks like a winner.
>>682020463
anti-circumcision propaganda, plus /pol/ red pill bullshit, plus ponyfaggotry = this
>>682017295
You're right. Here's the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDAc8wOnoH0
>>682017550
the important thing here is the mcdonalds joke in a carls jr event
>>682020627
jesus god
we need new laws
>>682020299
fuck
>>682019497
This can't be real
>>682020441
black man goes for the slight contact
>>682020603
At first i was like 'dam he actually touches the girls so wheres the cringe' then I see the damn hoverhand fuck this guy
uber fun
>>682020784
oh noooo that's terrible
>>682019679
Einstein wasn't an atheist...
>>682019831
That's reasonably true
>sucking my girlfriend's penis
>>682020441
Looks like Cee Lo Green got a hot date
>>682021392
Eating less does not cost more.
>>682021392
You can buy cheap ingredients to make yourself a healthy meal.
>>682021260
That ain't real. No one is that retarded. Not even the super ass-burgers
>>682019497
HOMUNCULUS CONFIRMED
SOMEONE GET >>>/x/ ON THIS
>>682020627
The comic plot is cancer
The Game is cancer
The art style is cancer
I am going to blow my dick off with a 20 gauge.
Oldie times 100 but still wonderful
>>682019497
MANLETT
>>682020603
These are the mighties hover hands I have ever seen. This man has ascended.
>>682021392
reasonably true? you need to be gassed
>/b/
>>682021555
checked
>>682017550
woah that Mexican bitch looks hot shes probably of Spanish/afro/native decent. the white bitch like HE GON RAPE ME DEWWW
>>682015708
listen OP, I used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight
>>682022078
Motherfucking appleslices!
>>682022303
how does the mexican chick look hot? her forhead looks like a frying pan.
>>682016677
A.A. Ron B.lake
>>682021555
he's looking up like that because he's checking those trips
>>682020441
This one is ok actually. He seems like a normal guy, bit overweight obviously but in general just a normal guy who has found himself in a somewhat awkward photo opportunity. He looks like a greek god compared to the rest of these monsters.
Holy fuck. This can't be real. None of this can be real.
>>682022619
The chick in the middle checked out a looong time ago. Her mind is just a blank slate
>>682022619
that's pretty cool face paint / mask
>>682022894
>>682022363
>>682021594
Maybe in some Utopian European country, but here in American health eating is wildly expensive.
>>682022944
>>682023082
Oh....oh dear.
>>682023498
Gross
>>682020017
What kind of fucked up weight system are stones?
>>682023346
No in the US it's easy and I've found cheaper to eat healthy. Don't blame money on why you're fat anon.
The only cringe here is how insensitive you all are, this is why we need to limit freedom of speech.
>>682023346
Maybe in your state, but I have been living in the US for five years now and ingredients that can be used to prepare healthy meals aren't expensive at all around here. Shoprite sells some pretty cheap veggies.
>>682022944
* Dead inside.
>>682023346
You can get cheap produce and make your own food
>>682023616
fuck you she is stunning and brave
>>682019267
>1
No hoverhand though, got to give her that.
>>682023616
Have her nudes
>>682023739
This. If people learned to cook we could save so much money
>>682023811
Go cuck yourself
>>682020262
This guys fanny pack is epic. 4 seperate compartments with attached cellphone slot. Side keychain hookup. Matte black pleather finish with cushioned belt for comfort.
>not cringe/10
This guy is winning at life with that modern day utility belt
>>682021794
what about the orgies?
>>682023728
it's fucked up, a stone is something like 13-14 pounds.
>>682023964
>>682023964
I've fucked worse.
>>682017550
kek that guy looks like someone I used to work with
>>682017550
>>682019879
If they aren't going to touch them, why try and pretend? Why not just put your hand down like OP pic, or actually touch the girls like the nigger pic.
>>682020372
(It means you can fuck it)
>>682023964
>>682020262
wtf is wrong with this guys legs
>>682024298
>i've fucked
Get out normie, this is why 4chan has become shit
>>682023855
>>682023739
>>682023890
Teach me.
Give me a general shopping list and recipe list that are both healthy and cost effective. I am reasonably adept in the kitchen, so I won't have trouble preparing most things.
>>682020262
This one isn't too bad. I mean the guy is clearly retarded
>>682023855
Especially if you have 5 minutes a day to take care of planters, I'm growing 6 planters right now, literally just takes a little attention to keep them watered and taking any bad leaves off.
Most places you can buy a planter for 5-8 dollars and soil that can be reused for like 12 dollars which can fill 2 planters. then either seeds or sprouts which range from a dollar to like 5 dollars and many plants live for more than a year.
>>682024617
>>682024512
>>682020603
Hoverhand level over9000
>>682024672
>>682024716
>>682024535
A normie wouldn't have fuck worse. If anything that makes him Ascended
>>682021357
Pretty sure that fucking cartoon pony isn't either, but I dare you to try explaining that to him.
>>682024576
What type of meals do you want? what type of diet do you want? and are you okay/not okay with any foods?
>>682024772
>>682016373
>being jelly of their sick fits
>>682024867
>>682024867
true happiness right there
>>682018512
> where am I?
>>682024957
>>682021430
Everything that could possibly be said about what 4chan and Anonymous has become summed up in a single picture.
>>682024957
>>682025059
>>682024367
this. jesus fucking christ never hoverhand. just go for it. they're posing for a picture, they're not gunna jump and run away screaming because you touched their BACK.
>>682024981
I'm gay and I have no idea what any of this fucking means.
>>682024384
WHAT IS THAT
>>682021668
I dunno man, some beaner was on here yesterday asking for advice after accidentally sending his father shota porn
>>682020314
that was really, really, sad. holy shit
>>682025153
>>682023964
At this point I would fuck almost any girl...
>>682024867
>>682025029
The happiness fades away... It fades...
>>682015708
what cringe? dude is alpha as fuck
>>682025246
>>682025168
http://pride-flags.deviantart.com
>>682019831
Katherine Timpf is so based.
>>682024189
And just when I thought I couldn't escape, I get sucked right back in.
Goddamnit, why do people ruin things that I like? Oh, wait, internet.
>>682023964
waifu claimed
>>682025366
>>682020993
A REALLY goofy movie
hey I got the edit with the anon
>>682025366
>>682025434
Welcome to /b/ you'll never leave. So try and enjoy your stay....
>>682024870
What... In.... The.... Fuck.... Is..... That?!?
>>682024617
>Ken Amada
>turning furry because of the shittiest character in persona
>>682021197
He likes the hat, how is this cringe?
>>682025491
>>682019679
I love when neck beards try to act as if Bill Nye or Neil Degrasse Tyson are anything more than pop cultural psuedo scientists a la Mr. Wizard.
>>682024870
>>682025588
>>682025366
the only cringe are the ones that joke about those that say she is pretty. Beauty is only skin deep and those that mock her or those that have a soft heart are the real ugly ones in the world
but of course this is /b/ and I'll be called a faggot so whatever
>>682020572
*men in burger king
>>682019831
B..but this only happens in 'murica
>>682019497
>>682023082
looks like his mom fixed his hair.
>>682023539
Reminds me of that senator from parks and rec that just stares at the wall when no one is in the office with him
>>682025813
>>682015937
Comedy gold
>>682025988
>>682024870
wat
>>682025727
When a mentally ill woman wants to become a man, she gets a surgery that will cut part of the skin on her arm or leg and it will be shaped to look like a penis and attached to her crotch.
>>682024981
>asgore, gay
>ass gore
>>682025588
Except it's not true. NONE of those complimenting her would want to look like her or fuck her. It's fucking condescending bullshit that only serves to make them selves feel good about being nice.
>>682020441
At least he had the balls to not completely hover-hand these bitches. Even the fatty beta black dudes have more guts than most modern white dudes.
>>682025864
you are a massive faggot. Beauty is surprisingly objective considering every goddamn one of us can look at that and say "holy fuck, kill it with fire and never stop shooting". The real pieces of shit are the ones so fucking shallow as to pretend that this isn't true in their never-ending quest for bullshit morality points
>>682026074
>>682021197
Don't see the cringe. Please explain.
>>682026074
Who on earth thinks this is a good idea?
>>682022012
>MURDERER
>>682025919
Poor guy
>>682023082
this is scary looking, kind of like he is a dead corpse
>>682026180
>>682025168
sup faggot
>>682026096
It has hair on the "Head", IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST PUT A TOE THERE
>>682020603
OMG Bobby Jindal?
>>682024576
Go learn for yourself you fat fucking cow. Nothing anyone says here to help you will stick in the long run, you'll still end up guzzling down 5-10$ worth of fast food for every other meal and supplement with ramen because you've reassured yourself that it's cheaper.
Might as well give up now because no one is forcing amazing dietary knowledge down your throat like the chicken nuggets you had recently.
>>682026282
>>682021045
I'll take curtain #3, Bob. (Well, curtain #4 if you count the dorkus.)
>>682026452
>>682025366
She looks like a female Jacob Rothschild.
>>682025864
Naw familia, you're right. I only hope she's not smart enough to know all those compliments are fake. How miserable must it be, to have a broken body, and everyone around you lies to your face about it?
>>682025864
lying to someone no matter what is shitty. She isn't beautiful, that's the truth. Someone might have a fetish for her, but that isn't the same. People like you are why so many ugly bitches think they can do better than they can. No ugly bitches are ugly and need to learn how to suck cock better.
>>682019497
what IN the FUCK
>>682026415
Audibly cackled
>>682026580
>>682026492
>dorkus
>>682025310
>everything will be ok
>>682026655
>>682026452
ok thats the worst tattoo ive ever fucking seen
>>682026750
>>682026580
>>682025491
>invented
>>682026808
>>682026158
I wouldn't say kill it with fire, she might be cool, she just isn't beautiful by any means. She could be a great farmer, and maybe second wife that you just use for sex occassionally and as a farm hand.
>>682026180
Kill me now.
>>682026900
>>682026934
Man, I sort of laugh at these threads till I realize I'm a bit fat with nasty-ass stretchmarks from my weight going from super skinny, to fat. Fuck, no way to fix it now.
>>682026268
As opposed to a live corpse?
>>682027141
>>682026419
I tried to help the /b/ro and he never replied, so as far as I'm concerned you're right with that idea.
>>682026750
Omg I'm gagging
>>682026750
>>682027195
>>682018512
>the things I would do to their cunts
>unspeakable
>>682023498
Jesus Christ. Even if you are a delusional sea cow who thinks all that blubber is genetics...at least shave your fucking armpits. Could you at least just do that?
>>682021197
what cringe?
(1/2)
people don’t know who satan is and how he
OPERATES:
LIES, THROUGH, myths, big bang theories, using science to prove the bible wrong. but yet you don’t know the spirit of the man behind the science.
lies of you live for yourself. you die to yourself.
Lies of if you meditate and take out the good things out of your mind you will be one of God.
lies of if you meditate and stretch your body in contoured way, you will be at peace.
through all this things. he STEALS your through identity in God in Jesus name. STeals your true giftings and the supernatural peace of God.. and the super powers that God has bestowed in your spirit..
STEALS YOUR SALVATION. which my friend if you don’t have, you are a dead man or woman walking…
SATAN STEALS THE TRUTH AND LEADS NATIONS TO BELIEVE IN SIN, LUST, TRANSGRESSIONS, INIQUITIES, FORNICATION, human PHILOSOPHY, ADULATORY, KILLING, LIES, BLASPHEMOUS WORDS, comparing humans to God. acknowledging human wisdom OVER almighty God’s wisdom.
through this. HE DISTROY YOU. IN THE PITS OF HELL… THE SECOND DEATH THAT YOUR SOUL SUFFER FOR ALL THAT EVIL YOU CHOSE TO DO WHILE LIVING.. a place where you are tormented night and day…as for me, I AM SAVED BY PRECIOUS DEATH OF THE MOST HIGH..
SATAN… USES ALL THIS FALSE goddess to deceive mankind.. one thing i can tell you,
>>682023964
OH MOTHER OF GOD IT ACTUALLY GETS WORSE
>>682027349
From work.
>>682024512
It needs more asses
(2/2)
weather it’s MAY, JUNE, JULY, as long as my heart is not connected to the evil of this names. for in my heart it is a day to keep moving with the Lord. there the evil or myth associated with it, does not hurt me. nor does it matter. because those false gods, the bible talks about saying: “we do not wrestle against flesh and blood but principalities and the rulers of darkness in higher places” FOR I KNOW MOST OF THIS
SPIRIT. they are of satans works. not GOD ALMIGHTY.. for there is one spirit. that is LORD HOLY SPIRIT IN JESUS NAME.. AMEN… DARWIN IS A human being that God bless with scientific gifting. but humans, they want to prove God own works to show that HE wasn’t the one to create.. well then humans of no faith… MAY THE KING OF KINGS SHINE MERCY ON YOU.. and am not talking about a mere human that is dead and gone like darwing. but the risen fire himself, JESUS!! ALLEIUA!!
greek myths are all false!!! how do i know… because i know the works of the DEVIL. he hates me when i preach the gospel.. he comes in my room to harass me. but in Jesus name. he delivered me… he comes in trances and vision to harass to afflict me with sickness. but in JESUS NAME. AM DELIVERED… if you mentioned any other name.. lol you are as good as dead.. no other name or so called gods or goddess have authority. it as humans that gives satan chance to mess with us… for i have discovered my power in the Lord. and satan like the way he was trying to bother jesus comes after almost all day. but the blood of JESUS. STILL SPEAKS FOR ME.. amen… may, june, july, august. it dont matter. for i can take the word “GO” AND say “go” is associated to the this leaves right here.. and pour some animal blood on it.. and some false spirit will come and inhabit the leaves and thus has become a god… that’s what this
NAMES ARE ALL ABOUT. but if you don’t associated with it… you have no problem with GOD ALMIGHTY. THE TRUTH HIMSELF… all of you be BLESS…
>>682027542
>>682016019
all 151!?
>>682027649
>>682023498
i'd fuck her, but that dont make her cute.
2/3 of the cross dressing faggots posted on this board are cuter than her.
>>682025153
Comitting social suicide
>>682025919
>>682027725
>>682025747
The fact that you know any of those things is pretty damn cringey in itself.
>>682027831
>>682022619
>>682023247
ive been to spurs home games and never saw these sluts before? wtf
>>682024772
but it does make you a FAGGOT.
>>682027918
>>682026096
Does it get hard too?
>>682020017
Healthy food is too much but I need to get my hair dyed
>>682028086
No, because it's literally just a chunk of skin shaped to look like a dick.
>>682027730
her vagina would clamp down on you you'd never leave
>>682024957
Jesus Christ, I actually own a dakimakura and this shit makes me cringe.
>>682028086
They put a bone in it so it simulates an erect penis.
>>682028061
Pretty much what I expected
>>682028061
Unanimouse?
>>682028253
So.. So is it like a jelly dildo? o.O
>>682017193
Calm your tits, jr.
>>682027973
You've never seen a silver dancer?
>>682026900
I would fuck that guy with my strapon
>>682026282
Aw shit nigga
>>682026336
yeah so i guess they have to remove the hair some how. i guess with like wax or something. looks like they went cheap on the surgery.
>>682016661
No u
>>682020627
Lost so fuckig hard
>>682018512
I swear mom. One minute I was studying with my friends at Carl's Jr. The next I'm meeting super hot cheerleaders.
>>682016732
Found the autistic social reject.
>>682028455
Yup
>>682028475
>>682028479
If that guy isn't free, do let me know!
>>682028484
>>682027649
It took me way too long to realize he was looking at me.
>>682021949
>>682024705
>>682028484
That dude is hanging out with 3 naked not fat chicks in full body paint.
The only cringe in this image is that he chose the worst turtle.
>>682028679
Botched circumcision
>>682028475
on the court yeah then again im usually at my seat watching the game. only time i leave is to get beers if i cant get any from a concession person walking around
>>682015708
Artie Lange looks like shit
>>682025168
Don't worry, they're coming very close to kicking gays out of the gay rights movement anyway.
http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/01/homonormativity-101/
>>682028773
Is that a kid with them behind the red/orange shoed nigger?
>>682028898
cucked
>LE SOOO RANDUM KEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>682025153
>niece
No way he's ever babysitting that kid again.
>>682028898
At least the first girl is right. However, the rest of them are feminism cringe overload.
>>682028898
Ever notice the only ones complaining about rape are the ones you'd never in a million years rape?
>>682028898
Being fat and ugly is the best way to fight against rape culture, I guess.
>>682021597
no shit she's "embarrassed", cringe AS FUCK
>>682020276
excellent loading of the word "friend".
>>682019831
She is being a lazy brit fag coming up with bullshit excuses as usual....
but she's actually got a point.
>Costs a whole lot less to buy junk food
If it didn't cost 30 fuckin dollars to buy a goddamn salad. Meanwhile for 20 bucks, here in Vancouver, I can buy a large pizza with 5 toppings a large coke AND goddamn chicken wings.
The fuck.
>>682025212
Jesus Christ, I didn't think anything could possibly make me hate that fandom more than I already do but...they found a way.
>>682015937
>be good looking guy
>people only like me and treat me good because of my looks
>will never be loved for me
>>682022363
i love cocaine.
This guy is living the life.
>>682018290
What a badass. Doesn't give a fuck if anyone knows that he shoots his load inside his teddy bear.
I wish I didn't give a fuck as much as he doesn't.
>>682020142
>>682028679
jew/5
>>682029343
How about you buy yourself the ingredients to make yourself a healthy meal instead of being a lazy fuck expecting the food to just be handed to you completely prepared?
>>682020142
"I do it for you own good, sister. That unpleasant onanistic habit has caused you to neglect your real duties. Hopefully with this we'll have no more 'distractions'..."
>>682025366
at least she said herself that she isn't. she isn't the cringe here, the people lying to make her feel better are
>>682023407
My mouth was agape when I saw the first image.
>>682024705
OMG! XD LOL!
>>682020017
Healthy food is expensive.... but we all know these people are lazy assholes who dont want to do shit.
>Not enough money to put food on the table.
Then maybe
>Put less fucking food rather than buying an entire deli
>>682029201
Hi george
>>682029663
I don't get it.
>>682019267
Are those hands on his shirt holding up his tits?
>>682019497
Ahh, to be 12 again and able to stare at a woman's rack simply by looking straight ahead.
>>682022078
this is actually kinda cute
>>682020603
indian kanye west
>>682029780
>his
>>682024672
I feel sorry for the roof of that car. Some poor fucker worked hard on that...
>>682020603
>Kanye West's indian son
>>682026123
kek
