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I've convinced 3 past gfs to have sex with a friends dog
>>682000842
put her bra on with timestamp please
>>682000520
that's fucking awesome.
>>682001041
no fucking way dude
>>682000520
any of them more than once?
>>682001150
DO IT NOW
>>682001049
The first 2 weren't all that great bit the last one... stunning tall redhead...
>>682001158
Yeah the redhead did a few things without me there after the first time
>>682001269
i'm not putting on my sisters bra for you man
>>682001150
do it. it will appease the gods.
>>682000185
I've washed out of the military twice, and can never reenlist.
I design fantasy sex toys. Dragon dildos here I cum
>>682000185
I like to ride a bad-dragon dildo while I masturbate.
I am kissless virgin male.
I have also stolen money from my mom and sister when I was around 13 yo. I have regretted it tho.
>>682000185
A kid walked into me and i hurled his phone into traffic.
I broke the printer in the stockroom
>>682002047
He did it! The absolute madman!
>>682000185
I'm afraid of living.
Sometimes I want to break mountains and sometimes I'm too afraid of waking up.
I want to change but I'm afraid if changing.
I'm costantly afraid of hurting people near me.
I have a GF that loves me but I'm too afraid of worrying her.
I met a girl off tinder for a coffee a few weeks ago.
I'm married 13 years.
>>682002047
Hot.
I am attracted to one of my coworkers. The coworker in question is male, and a good friend.
>>682002419
How are you to have a girlfriend?
How are you to have somebody you're supposed to care about, get involved with and learn with when you're incapable of figure it yourself? If you haven't figured yourself out, you don't need to be bringing other people down with your lack of self awearness and pessimistic attidude.
almost raped my little brother when we were young
im male
>>682003281
Do you remember that Simpson's episode?
'do it for her'?, well it's the same thing.
Every day I woke up, and try to be stronger than the day before.
But sometimes I think too much.
And my fears overwhelms me.
I have a piss drinking fetish
>>682000185
I fucked your mom
I've had 3 girlfriends but I'm actually gay.
>>682004574
Faggot
>>682004574
I hope you didnt give em aids
>>682004164
Fuck. Meant to reply to
>>682003084
I should wear purple more often.
>>682004631
I don't mind people calling me faggot. nice try though.
>>682004715
I actually had test some time ago and I have no STDs.
>>682005126
its only a matter of time
>>682002560
did you hit it?
>>682005126
you know being gay is a mental illness right
I molested a 4 year old when I was 14 and got away with it
>>682005596
I have others too so I don't see one more as problem. I obliviously dont go yelling around how fabulous I'm and I fucking hate all SJWs and gay pride shit.
>>682005655
you should be hanged
>>682005909
how do you get a faggot to fuck a girl?
>>682005655
What the fuck was wrong with you please consider the following
Suicide attempts at a high
Sometimes I like to call suicide help hotlines and flirt with the operators because I know they won't hang up on people easily.
i had sex with my best friend's sister. still thinks im a virgin.
>>682005912
4 years old in dog years is 29 to technically I was being molested
>>682006277
Feels
>>682005909
May I ask you something?
Just for curiosity, really.
>>682006509
what
>>682005909
>>682006139
You put shit in her pussy
>>682006722
How's the feeling of taking it?
Not only in the assignment, I mean.
I- If you want to respond and if you are the submissive one...
>>682006963
Depends on if they are white or black. asians feel like noting
I'd be such an Internet whore if I wasn't so insecure about every little inch of my body.
>>682006963
have you ever taken a really big shit?
>>682006277
My fuckin sides are now dark matter
>>682006139
I dress and act like normal human being and had to get few gfs to not let anyone know I'm gay, because I'm not sure how it would affect my friendships or how my ill mother would feel. I dumped them with sms because I eventually annoyed by them. Pretty much take care of your skin and hair and smell good and shit. It may feel "gay" but girls really likes guys who takes good care of their health.
>>682006963
I don't mind either. Taking it feels warm and pretty uncomfy at first but eventually it starts feeling pretty good. Depends on guy too.
i unironically have an OC
not a pony or furry one, just an OC
i draw my OC every day
i post my OC doing things on the draw threads on /b/
i don't even feel the shame anymore...
>>682007094
No, I mean the overall experience.
Ugh, I'm shy as fuck.
Could you please go into details?
How you feel (if you ever feel) when someone is Cummings in your throat/ass? YEAH I KNOW THAT THE THREAD I ST GREAT BUT - I'm just curious.
>>682007168
I want to see you anon...
I gave 37 women a std and didn't know it
>>682007550
Are you one of those avatar furfags in every draw thread?
>>682002419
This is everybody anon.
>>682007587
ask your mom
>>682007361
your going to hell
>>682000185
Today I made a ham sandwich with no butter and brown sauce in the middle. It was so noice that I did it twoice.
>>682005420
Nah she was a bit plain. Also I'm too beta.
i spy cam my wife and occasionally post pics of her on 4chan.
>>682008052
how bad did your husband chew you out for it
>>682007606
Ah. I've already started sending ass pics to this one guy, and he compliments me, but I still feel like it's just some obligation for him to try to make me feel better. I'm worried it'll basically just be the same everywhere else.
>>682007739
I CONFESSED MY SINS MY LORD
WHAT MORE DO YOU ASK OF ME
>>682006277
If this isn't pasta I salute you sir.
>>682008166
he actually fucking loved it tbh
>>682000185
Stop making these pointless fucking threads you gigantic faggot.
>>682007587
Not the guy who responded with black or asians, but I can go into details.
I don't like niggers and there's not too many asians around here so haven't done it with other than whites.
>How you feel (if you ever feel) when someone is Cummings in your throat/ass?
You feel that dick pulsating and feeling really hot and then you get that hot load of fresh cum inside you. Cum tastes slightly different depending on person and their diet. Not sure if this is what you wanted...
>>682008005
I dont believe in magic
>>682008246
good girl now run along and get back in the kitchen before he realizes your gone
>>682008232
lol a girl just started sending me ass pics. Does your name start with a n?
>>682008382
will do
>>682008232
Well post your pictures on 4 chan people here aren't obligated to lie to you to make you feel better
>>682008354
You should your a fairy
>>682000185
I have a weird fetish where I befriend girls and get really close to them, then years down the line, I use personal info about them to ruin their lives behind the scenes whenever the opportunity arises. They always come to me for help. I don't do it for the sex (even though it works everytime). I think I might be a sociopath
>>682008478
luckily, I am in the kitchen, I just have my laptop out.
>>682008354
Thank you for responding.
But I want more details! If you want...
>>682008541
That's actually pretty good joke.
>>682000185
i don't care for any romantic relationship of any kind, i have no lust for other women, men, or otherwise, sexually, i am numb, i am completely contempt with never losing my virginity, or dying alone. for i have chosen to live like a teenager for the rest of my life. i value the beauty of the universe and all its subjects more than any human beauty, i value friendship over love.
thats, thats about it.
>>682008478
if only there were more women like you in the world. im tired of dating feminists
>>682008454
My name starts with an A.
>>682008521
I almost did earlier on an underaged thread. It's 404'd right before I could, though.
>>682008756
jeez man you sound just like me
>>682008748
Thank you
I constantly browse hookup sites and threads on 4chan but don't have the guts to go through with it, possibly out of some unwarranted pride.
My mother was molested by her father and only after therapy was she willing to accept that it happened. Of course he denied it and the rest of the family took my grandfather's side so we are essentially ostracized from that half of the family. Only saw them last week because my grandmother died but I can't get over it.
>>682008844
i also like to look at sunsets and ramble about existance.
heres the links
http://vocaroo.com/i/s032E9czhKaj
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jCiLpmlAEh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SXVGl7w9MR
>>682000185
My religion commits terror attacks and blames Muslims!
>>682008756
So... you fap to traps?
i am in love with my girlfriends best friend and i don't know what to do about it
I don't wipe after I go poop
>>682001496
Well I should hope the hell not dumbass!
Also thanks for not serving!
>>682009228
Dubs will decide
>>682009089
no, i fap to hentai mostly.
>>682009089
Yes but I don't consider it gay, as the form is more femanine than masculine, but the presence of a penis cancels out the femininity, making it a neutral creature, like me.
>>682008796
Are you underage?
If so i better nope out
>>682009228
realize love isnt feelings or lust thats just chemistry. love is doing whats right for someone you care about.
I slick to dead isis fighters and I'm dating a sandnigger my mom doesn't know about
>>682008782
I know. Why not make sandwiches for not just my husband but for everyone? Everyone loves a good sandwich, don't you think? However, my husband gets the best of the best.
>>682008746
It's just hard to describe it. Having dick in your mouth feels like, having slippery dildo that is warm in your mouth. I like to play with them with my tongue a lot. Taking it in the ass feels pretty much same, but in your ass and you don't taste the dick. Small dicks feels pretty much nothing, but long and thick ones makes you feel really good. I know some "faggots" who cant take it up at all because they hate the feeling. I mostly do this when I [spoiler]crossdress[/spoiler], but some people prefers me not to, as they are more hard gay.
>>682009820
fair enogh just stay away from tyrone and his BBC
>>682010003
Tyrone's a nigger anyway.
>>682009516
Nice knowing ya'.
>>682010106
either your the best women in the world or your actually a guy
>>682009967
Thank you very much Anon!
I'm in debt!
>>682009070
wtf is this
>>682010421
Best woman m8
>>682009574
thanks anon
>>682010283
I'm down to take his place, just curious
>>682010422
suck his cock for payment
>>682010472
well you know the rules
>>682010498
I feel like I'm being annoying in this thread. I have a Kik, if you're being serious. My username is Kycklingg.
>>682005596
Bigotry is mental illness
>>682010600
Ah, yes, tits or gtfo, right?
Sadly, I won't be able to post mine due to how late it is where I am.
But, don't fret! I've found a replacement so you can still get tits!
You're welcome!
>>682010887
No bigotry is bigotry. faggotry is a mental illness though.
>>682010718
you aren't, couldnt find you on kik. mine is koel46
>>682000185
I'm a virgin. There is said it!
Probably going to kill myself after Episode IX comes out. Don't want my family discovering who I really am nor anyone else.
>>682010887
Close-mindedness about how your 'truth' is the best 'truth' is also mental illness.
Check your healthy mind privileged!
>>682010887
No you legit you have a mental illness, you might as well call a doctor a bigot for suggesting a schizo get treatment(which is another mental illness in itself).
>>682011151
Have you ever thought about getting fucked by a real man? There are lots of us out there happy help you candy ass virgin men out!
>>682011113
Nope
>>682011428
And can you point out a source other than 4chan that says Homosexuality is a mental illness like Pedophilia?
>>682011246
Well I'm bi so all I know is that fucking and loving who you want (as long as they're consenting adults) isn't a mental illness. At least it's not classified as that anymore
>>682011489
Not possible. I'll never get laid
wtf did this thread turn into
i was just gonna say how i told all of my friends i hate dark souls even though i love dark souls..
>>682011010
doesnt count but nice none the less
>>682011151
are you saving yourself for jesus
>>682011498
how do you get a faggot to fuck a girl.....................you put shit in her pussy
>>682012824
Or just have him fuck her in the ass. Butthole is butthole dude
>>682012678
Um no lol. I'm just badluck Brian.
>>682011653
>A mental disorder, also called a mental illness or psychiatric disorder, is a diagnosis of a behavioral or mental pattern that can cause suffering or a poor ability to function in ordinary life. Such features may be persistent, relapsing and remitting, or occur as a single episode. Many disorders have been described, with signs and symptoms that vary widely between specific disorders.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_disorder
aids causes suffering.
>>682012439
>
Where you live I bet there is a faggot or two on here that'll meet up get high or drink with you then take your v-card!
I'm in love with my childhood best friend, and the other night he kissed me after years of sexual tension. My only problem is that we're both in relationships
>>682013179
Straight people can get AIDS too lol
I've just given jäger shot to a random hot chick in a bar even though i was going to give it to my ex schoolmate (female) bu she was dancing with another guy so fuck it ...
Oh and the money i bought it with was from my schoolmate who gave me 20€ to get a girl away from a girl he was trying to bang - the other chick wen to toilet and i was left with 20€
>>682000185
I have a fantasy to rape the girl I love, snuff her and fuck her corpse, then make her into either some art monument or sexdoll.
>>682013129
Jesus loves you very much and he wants you to be pure for your special night ;)
>>682000185
I kissed an ugly dude today
>>682013077
butts cant make babies
>>682013397
Tallinn, Estonia. You?
>>682011010
Fake
>>682013497
only Africans
>>682013521
Do it!
>>682013631
Me getting laid is probably an omen. The day it happens is when the world is about end.
>>682013997
two words
fat chicks
i lost my virginity to a prostitute. Im 15
>>682014151
where did you hide the body afterwards
I killed a little bird and I really liked it
i fed it to my dog
I'm scared of feeling love. Mummy wasn't around when I was growing up.
>>682000520
Your doing gods work son. Keep it up
I have no secrets but moot does
>>682014151
Mods Mods Mods
>>682005655
You're probably lying but still though
>>682008005
Deus Vult
I shower while sitting down in the tub
>>682015159
the worst thing so far
I lost 100 pounds to try to good enough for her. Turns out I still aren't.
I was once accidentally involved in an incestuous love triangle at age thirteen
I sit down to pee.
Have a steady girlfreind for 3 years. (Never cheated emotionally aka relationship wise). But occasionaly i go on craigslist a get a blowjob (prostitute) when she works late.
Cheated with my best friend from high school.. we both should break off our current relationships to be together right?
>>682009228
juggle them both, obviously
>>682014142
solid advice.
Seriously, you gotta start somewhere, and work your way up. Walk before you run and all that shit
>>682017088
glad papa franku could help you out
A couple:
1) The girl I'm currently seeing is going to get into an arranged marriage in about a year. Mostly because her parents are Indian and Indian parents are fucking crazy. So I'm doing everything I can to cuck that other asshole and make sure that she is *never* this happy again.
2) I'm also looking for other girls while I'm with her to drive home point #1 (the message of "I'm not good enough"). She knows I'm doing this and even broke down crying about her arranged marriage and how she can't "hold [me] back". But I know it bothers her when I tell her I have plans (going on a date or otherwise).
And for one that's not with her:
3) As a kid, I produced and consumed COPIOUS amounts of kiddie porn. AOL chatrooms, MSN IM, pics. I saw a ton of underage poon and fucking loved it. It's a damn good thing the FBI was incompetent or else I'd have been booked for life on CP at 15.
>>682008153
where they at?
>>682015603
When she said she wanted to see less of you, that's not what she meant.
>>682017608
kek
>>682000520
Please tell us how you convinced them. Just bring it up out of the blue? Or did you talk up the dog to them first? What did you say after they first said that it would be gross. We need more details
>>682015701
With who? Give some details.
I think I might be bi
I'm not attracted to guys but the thought of fucking a man or getting blown by gets me hard.
>>682008328
>pointless
ok
Whenever I fap in the shower I lean against the wall, thrust my ass out, and pretend I'm getting pounded from behind.
>>682006282
How old are you? How old is she?
I traveled by bus 500km away from my house when I was 14 just to see a girl that I met by chatting. I bought $50 flowers too, there when I arrived the police got me because my parents just Called em, so I went back to my home, I lost all the money I spent on busses and that and she just stopped talking to me.
>>682018097
Basically, it was me, my cousin, and my other cousin, all fucking each other, and we didn't realize we were all related until years later.
Sucked off and swallowed cum from a random older man after work then kissed my girlfriend the next hour without her knowing.
>>682000185
Literally every single day in PE i hid under the bleachers like a faggot but nobody ever noticed Until one of my friends game me laxatives disguised as chocolate milk and i shat under them so hard. I never went back under there but nobody noticed it until several weeks later after a break when the gym smelled like one of those huts made out of cow shit and they had people in hazmat suits clean the gym. They ended up blaming it on the 'special' kids and i got 3 days off of PE.
i am blind and have special software that describes to me what is on the page, then i form a mental picture.. this is a website for fags right?
>>682000185
I'm a woman pretending to be a man so i will get actual replies instead of "lol tits with timestamp or gtfo"
>>682020037
that kinda sucks, if true.
>>682020162
Yep, it's true.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
.
>>682020162
Yep, being a girl on the Internet sucks.
>>682020367
>>682020644
jeez, that sucks
Im 26 and still fuck around on /b/
>>682000520
look what you've done
>>682001746
>>682001929
Looks like you two can be good friends
Finally going to therapy, on the 4th session i was told i might want to get a psych evaluation since i might need/be eligible for SSRIs
Honestly im kinda scared, its weird to think i might actually be depressed or suffer anxiety. Something in the back of my mind still tells me im a bitch or that im not depressed im just weak. I havent even had the courage to tell my friends but im gonna try tonight.
Should i go get an evaluation? Id like input since i cant really controll my own life. Im just scared i guess /b/
>>682011113
>bigotry is bigotry
But being gay isn't being gay, obviously. Your logic is flawless
I wish I was a woman
>>682000185
I regularly molest women whenever and wherever I can. Tübingen, Germany, student, male, 22.
I have no respect for women at all.
12 rapes in Eastern Europe last summer.
I live only for sex. My whole life is just a shield for my ventures.
Robbed whores in Amsterdam, transported a large amount of cocaine from Portugal to France and made 10k EUR.
I have no idea where my life is going.
I have connections but no firends, no family left. Always felt lonely and always will. And I have been alone for 15 + yrs.
I once farted on the set to Blue Lagoon.
>>682021428
I know that feel anon, although I think you should get the evaluation so you actually know what the fuck is going on
Better to know then to not know
>>682021428
This is coming from guy who has had major psychotic depression for 8 years. Don't eat SSRI. They are fucking shit and I don't know anyone who had had good experiences with them. I have tried 4 different ones and 3 did nothing and one almost gave me agony of 5 hours of lung pain. Only drug that has helped has been benzodiazepine. It's rather hard to get, because crack heads, but if you manage to convince docs you are not going to use them wrong, you might get them.
I have completely lost all hope and I'm currently retired, but the benzos takes away the worst feels.
I look at naked women and play with my penis.
I was in first grade in 2001, during 9/11. The teacher was watching the news as it was happening, and we were also watching though we were probably a bit too young for that.
Anyway, no clue why I did this but I went up to my teacher and told her my grandma worked in the WTC, which she absolutely did not. Teacher asked if she worked in the top or the bottom and I told her I didn't know.
Never told the truth, always thought about it. She was pretty old, she might be dead now.
>>682000185
I've been chatting with a man who thinks I'm a trap.I keep sending him cropped trap pics and telling some stuff I'd like to do with his ass... It's funny because he sends his real pics and wants to marry the trap... One of these days I tried to tell him that I'm actually a woman, he got so sad and depressed that I had to say I was just playing with him... We laughed a little and everything went ok again.
My GF came out to me about a month ago that her parents are fugitives and that she's a year older than her passport and from Taiwan not China.
Turns out her Dad as a part of a corrupt government embezzled around 10 million USD equivalent and when the scandal got out, he fled to China for asylum in exchange for government secrets and that's the reason why she has moved countries so many times.
Sure enough, she tells me Google this name in Chinese and it comes up with articles and a picture of her Dad, 20 years younger with last known whereabouts in Canada.
AFAIK they still have the money but they can only launder they money out in small amounts.
>>682023981
how old are you?
someone lives in my basement.
>>682025147
After she told me I started noticing the signs too. A big house in a nice area house fully paid off and nice cars. But her Mum works in aged care and her Dad works at a convenience store. No way they could have afforded that on that kind of wage.
She also doesn't want anything to do with it though as she's now got citizenship in my country and its just way too hot.
>>682025721
how can you be retired?
>>682025922
I got retirement the summer I turned 25. Goverment pays my apartment, electricity and water and that leaves me around 500€ per month for drugs and food. Ain't living like kings but at least I don't need to worry about anything.
>>682026429
Where are you from?
This is my goal too, but in Germany to my knowledge not possible.
500 EUR, 200 EUR of that for food, that's a good deal, and 300 for the rest.
I envy you.
>>682010443
ramblings about the universe. i'm a nihilist, but i'm an optimist, if that makes any sense
>>682000185
Please keep this to yourself.
I just finished fapping and I'm just about to go to sleep. I'll take this to the grave.
