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My buddy was crushed to death in a freak accident. What are some ways to celebrate his life?
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by buying a trash compactor.
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Eat some pancakes
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>>681982080

smoke a lot of weed to honor him.
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by drinking orange crush
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>>681982080
Do a cum tribute to a hot af pic of him fam
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Rub your dick on the doorknob of his home.
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Have a fruit roll-up of his favorite fruit.
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viking funeral
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>>681982080
Serve pancakes at his wake.
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by operating a steam roller
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Take his sharingan and kill the love of his life
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sing this great song here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>681982080
Have some landwhale sit on you till you pass out.
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>>681982080
by stacking anvils
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>>681982080
Press F to pay respects
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>>681982080
he doesnt have a life, he's dead.
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>>681982080
Look at every pictre of him you can find and try to remember what he was trying to do/enjoying/wanting to d that day?
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Drink this
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Read a flat Stanley book
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>>681982080

>My buddy was crushed to death in a freak accident. What are some ways to celebrate his life?

Pic related.
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>>681982080
What exactly happened to him?

>inb4 someone dropped a piano on him
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>>681982410
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>>681982532
>>681982282
>running headfirst into the joke as obviously as possible
Disgusting and lazy.
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>>681982080
get shitfaced drunk
nearly die next day from hangover
reassemble your feels for the next 6month
ressurrect afterwards even stronger
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>>681982410
Goddamnit fam
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by giving his gf a humpty dumpty
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>>681982080
fuck her gf
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weekend at bernies with him....................
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>>681982410
Kek! I can't stop watching this shitty show. Literally 70% fillers. They're just lucky some of the fillers like Kakashi's story, Minato's, and now Itachi's story is out and was pretty decent. I don't want any more fillers but wouldn't mind seeing Shisui's story and why he's so badass other than what was shown a few episodes ago.
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>>681982631
hew would you phrase it mr. nonlazy?
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>>681982080
Go out and kill some freaks to get even.
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>>681982812
"drink some name brand orange soda"

Let people who aren't from Reddit figure the joke out on their own.
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Your friend was judge doom?
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>>681982570
He fell off his bicycle onto traffic and a cement truck ran over his head.
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>>681982805
half of the fillers are recaps of already done shit. i have zero respect for the creators. they have run out of ideas and are pulling the cheepest shit in history. one of the things that turned me away from anime for the most part
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>>681982792
go to the dollar store
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>>681982634
Yes.
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