Hey /b/, rate or roast me
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Hey /b/, rate or roast me
10/10 would mercy kill
....is that a shit nugget on your head?
Looks like a patch of cancer on your head
No it fucking doesn't! This is a better picture
Did you do that yourself...? You shoulda aimed lower.... Like your neck
>>681977602
Please no
>>681977605
jesus fuck anon keep it in your pants
>>681977701
Don't try and defend this fucktard. Already have cancer
As an autistic gay male. I'm proud I'm not this awkward faggot
>>681977602
Grandma hair/10
>>681977207
how do you face your problems when your biggest problem is your fucking face
We've detected that someone is smuggling illegal dubs. We're going to have to do a cavity search, Anon.
>>681977207
>>681977602
Looking like Cooley from Buzz Lightyear of StarCommand I am weak.
I don't know how I feel. Ether I'm sad or worried
U look like a fuking fagot
>>681978097
Both anon, both...
You gys are jus fuckng mean! I have feeling too..
Sexy af
I don't need to burn you... Your mirror does it for me
im fine...you guys can fuck off! My hair was cut by a professional
>>681978445
R u gay?
>>681978445
is your professional a lawnmower?
>>681977602
It's like "lonely faggot kill me pls" is written on your forehead.
Casuals shirts are so fucking autistic. When you wear a shirt it's long sleeve and unicolor. Anything else looks like "whatever retard" starter pack.
Your face already says i'm fucking stupid so don't overkill it with even more stupid haircut.
Get a very short haircut, try to lose some weight and then go to a hairdresser.
It's like a cat died on your head...
>>681977207
Yes, mr. Barber
I want that Proteus syndrome
You got it
>>681978767
Fuck off you pussy. Upload your face
Your lawnmower has skills
>>681978445
/Cringe
Well fyi I do have autism so you can all suck a fuck
>>681979047
>my sides
>>681977602
1. Looks like your budget barber threw his clippers at your skull from across the street/through the door/off some bald niggers head/off the ceiling fan/into earths orbit/falling to the depths of hell/sluggered back by satans cock/through the HIV ridden parts of africa/slide through some homeless cunts ass crack/finally taking off your mullet in slow motion before disintegrating.
2. That shirt. What run down coffee shop in Detroit did you rob the table cloth to even sew that thing together? That shower curtain is your next shirt when your current one gets too dirty. I'd bet my left nut.
3. Cool fucking phone cunt.
>>681978445
A professional what? You look like you got the same faggot who cuts The Weeknd's hair. "Just fuck my shit up fam!"
You look like a sad faggot brony weeaboo retarded autistic lonely piece of jerk off shit
>>681977207
>>681977602
>>681978445
>OP's hair salon
>>681979047
topkek
You should be the face of gay porn. Ugly, gross and pointless
>>681979711
/thread
So today my wife died, my daughter hates me, I lost my job and I found out I have a life threatening tumor in my stomach. Yet apart from all of that. I'm so fucking happy I'm not this cunt.
>>681979891
You have made me happy anon.
>>681979891
I killed your wife, stole your daughter, got you fired, and well, I did nothing about the tumor, but damn that was lucky! Now go fuck yourself. But seriously, if ANY of that was even remotely true, I'll buy you the first glass of bleach.
His face cured my cancer but gave me aids and ebola
>>681978909
Kek elephant man
Can not un see
Then bleach me up baby
GUYS! stop being mean... Remember.. It's the dick size that matters..
You people don't know shit! Everyone says I'm good lookinh
>>681980444
Nigger your parents don't count as "Everyone"
>>681980444
Nice trips. Fuck you and your face
>>681980444
Check'd, unfortunately I saw your face while checking.
>>681980444
Now you're ugly and a douche
My girlfriend says I'm good looking...
>>681980931
That tiny head though
>>681980931
Really? What's his name?
>>681980931
boyfriend*
>>681981183
Nigga I doubt you even have a waifu that loves you
ABANDON THREAD!
I think I gave you an uber ride in chicago
