ITT: WE LAND ON OMAHA BEACH!!!! GO GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: WE LAND ON OMAHA BEACH!!!!
GO GO GO GO GO!!!!
IDDQD
IDKFA
WE WON THE WAR! THANK YOU ANONS FOR SERVING YOUR COUNTRY! LETS GET BACK ON THE SHIP AND GO HOME!
>>681965148
BRING OUT THE BANGALORES!!
Captain here, Get off the beach!!!!
Push forward!!!!
>>681965309
Bangalores coming your way!!
>>681965456
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
>>681965148
Charging pill box with my satchel charge
Somebody help me!!!!
Jew in distress!!!!
>>681965148
as the ramp fall on the landing craft a machine fun opens up. I am in the front and struck by several shots. Lieutenant Dan grabs me and drags me behind cover. I hand him a note that's now stained with my blood for my sweetheart back home and I tell him to make sure she gets it and to tell my family I love them. I died on this beach, in a war that wasn't my own.
>>681965846
>garajhbrbjelh
>sinks into the floor
that part was really strange
I need a god dam medic over here
>>681966153
Yeah me too. Been waiting for quite sometime
>>681965264
Godmode activated
>>681966108
I think he stabbed him in the lung an the "sinking" was his lungs collapsing
WHERE IS MY ARM??
>>681966437
Not how bangalores work fam, you can't just point an shoot, they ain't bazookas.
Oh my god...... Men....... Hitler is here to support the krauts!!!!! We're doomed!!!!
I'm only 14 and what is this
>>681966104
I am Lt. Dan. I've went home and creampied your sweetheart multiple times. She then went to become a prostitute.
>>681966582
Disco hitler
they shot op the faggot
COVER ME BOYS, I'M DROPPING MUD
Landing Craft hit by mortar. Dies.
Stand back. I got this
*gets shot* owee
ANYBODY SEEN MY ARM?
FUCK YOU RYAN!!!
WORT WORT WORT
*trip over a dead body breaking my neck on a rock*
Gutentag, Amerikans! We can zee you!
>>681966810
Makes sense
I m italiano. I change side and join the neutrale. Byeee
>>681967447
Becomes full body paralyzed
>be me, Aryan
>just eating my bread
>10000 Americans show up right in front of me
>mfw
hey whats that funny noise
>>681965148
Has anybody seen my contact? I think it fell somewhere in the sand
I have arrived!!!!
Push forward men!!!!
>>681967363
oh fuck no i see this shit is becoming new banana
>>681968013
Why the hell did you post one WITHOUT sirens?
Look at those planes guys! Aren't they cool!
SARGE WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE PINNED DOWN
>>681968254
OH shit. Did I start a thing?
Fffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkk yyyyyyoooooouuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
GO GO GO.
[Shots fired]
[Hides behind a dune]
I CANT DO THIS
>Do it Faggot
[RISE]
[Shoot randomly]
>Advance kid!
[Crawl down, grab a bazooka]
TAKE THIS KRAUT!
[Fires]
[Misses]
SHIET!
[Reloads]
>Take cover you fuck!
[Friend is shot]
>Argh!!!
SHIT, JACKSON! JACKSON! WE NEED A MEDIC!
>Momy...
[Medic comes closer]
QUICK HELP JACKSON
>Take cover or you will end like him
I'M GOING TO MAKE THE FUCKING KRATUS PAY, I SW-
[Gets 360 nosocope headshot]
[Die]
Vould you like to listen to zum of our clazzy techno music vhile you shtorm our beach?
https://youtu.be/_eQQKVKjifQ
>>681968281
i did not say" hey whats that screaming sound "
dive bombers do make a noise without sirens that would be odd to those on omaha beach and i can't believe i am actually arguing with you about this
fine it was a stupid post
sorry
SARGE! GRAY'S TURNED AGAINST US, HE'S FIGHTING WITH THE NAZIS NOW! SARGE! RYAN'S BEEN HIT! GET A GRENADE INTO THAT PILLBOX! SHOOT THE FUCKING NAZIS JEFF! SHOOT THE FUCKING CUNTS ON THE RIGHT! GRENADE! GET DOWN! FUCK! SARGE! PANZERSCHREK! FUCK, FUCK FUCK! MEDIIIC! MEDIIIC!
PUT DOWN SUPPRESSING FIRE YOU FUCKS.
>>681968281
this is a hollywood production (note the film footage OP posted and hollywood gets shit wrong all the time
dammit MIA
ALLAHU ACKBAR, I ZOOK THE BUNKER
Ve must push back ze American scum!
Seig heil!
>kabooya kabooya in german
>>681965148
Auf Wiedersehen 'muricans
>>681968670
muslim wasnt even a religion back then
>>681968369
>>681968403
>>681968563
I see ze Americans!
>>681966995
/war /thread
*sips tea quietly, waiting for news*
>>681969016
FUCK YOU KRAUT! SMITH, GET THE FUCKING BAZOOKA!
SOMEBODY FILLED ALL THE AMMO CRATES WITH TRAP AND LOLI PORN!
>>681969202
Eat ze flammenwaffen western dogs!
>>681967821
mio negro
>>681969347
We did it fur the lolz
AHHHH My God in heaven! He shot me in the ass! AHHHHH! CHRIST IN HEAVEN have mercy! Fuck this! God in heaven! O God help me!
>>681969347
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PRIVATE! WE ALL KNOW YOU DID IT YOU FAGGOT SHIT! NOW GO KILL SOME KRAUTS OF I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT!
>>681969454
JESUS! FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M WITH THE NAZIS NOW. DIE YOU AMERICAN SWINE!
I'm READY!
>Charges in
>>681969693
Brann!
*KILL ALL THE GERMANS THANKS TO MY KATANA CAPABLE OF DESTROYING ANYTHING WITH ITS MIND*
PSSSSHHHHHT... NOTHING PERSONNELL....KIDS!
>>681969794
Velcome freind
mmmm time to invade then
>>681969347
Hell yeah
Zee amerikans are closing in! Throw more Dildos to distract them!
WE NEED AIR SUPPORT NOW
(starts dropping fluffies)
>>681969454
Yeeeeeeeaah. You know what. I think I'm switching sides now.
Fuck the Americans!!!! Hitler dindu nuffin!!!!!
>>681970335
Ve are reloading ze gun!
Ve cannot let zem break though
KAMIKAZE JAPANESE PILOT INCOMING
>>681970414
That's the problem with uniforms...when the war's over you can just take them off.
Dildo bombing inbound.
LIEUTENANT DAN
ICE CREAM
Juno is where the real men landed
>>681965148
>instals minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0mqDbzZ64
Auch ze amerikans have many of ze boats!
Mein furher!
Whoops... I think I'm on the wrong front...
Why you mad Americans?
>>681971521
Ze enemy is confused! Fire!
>Out of nowhere Ultra Giga Nigger has joined isis and is fighting to isis
ALLAH AKBUR FOR ISHISH!
>>681971231
Really? This is a pic of Juno. They're walking ashore in lines. Yes, some of them are carrying bicycles.
>>681971779
right, notice they're not all dying to machine guns? Germans ran scared as soon as they saw Canadian flags.
>>681971779
Fucken bullshit. Why did we have to pay the price in Omaha
>>681971655
Filthy Fascist Pigs... Don't you realize that you have to replace barrel after 3 rounds? You too are on the wrong front as well. Karl Mortar was used in Ukraine, blyat.
>flys over beach drops a couple bombs
Nigger_Down
ITT: we invade Normandy
>literally half of /b/ joins the Nazis instead
gg
>>681972481
P38 Lightning is so neat looking.
>>681965148
Where are the god damned tanks?!?!?!?
>>681972668
what's a roll limit?
>>681968369
Fail dude that gun didn't exist
Stand back men, let the Chief show you how it's done
>>681966791
and adult website that contains adults that want to see your dick
COMMANDER! PLEASE DEPLOY REFRIGERATOR. over
>>681969454
That's an American Bradley though....
>>681972481
>Sexiest plane confirmed
IV UNIT ARRIVING
TAKE COVER
>DIE U FUCKING KRAUTS
SARGE DON'T STAND STILL
MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!!
>>681970843
wtf LOL
BRRRRRRRRRRT
>>681965148
HELLO COMRADES! GHELP IS ON IT'S WEY!
>>681971231
We are talking about WW2 go back to your corner Canada....
>>681973534
Cover me while im looting!
>>681973866
Kill the JEW
I WANNA SEE MY MOTHER!!! I WANNA SEE MY MOTHERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
>>681973770
Juno.
Suite up gentlemen! ITS WAR!!!
>>681974308
Shut up, captain
Go rape that loli over there.
WHERE'S DESIGNATED SHIT STREET?
>>681971993
Or they weren't worth the bullets.
Deploy the feminists!
>>681974308
Savage
>>681973052
That's Halo
>>681968845
What?!
>>681971680
I WILL BE OUR SAVIOR
>>681974376
If only we put cho on Omaha beach, he would've gotten the all time high score
Fear not lads, I will push the charge
>>681971779
That is obviously not the first wave, dude.
However, the first wave at Juno was indeed less bloody than Utah and Omaha, but by no means bicycle and chill heaven.
>>681970335
Rodger that Sgt. Anon, Firing HE at Infantry on the beach!, Firing for Effect!
Drop us behind there lines and we will do the rest...
HESOJAM HESOYAM YOU MORON
Sieg heil you american sheisse
I GOT IT! I KILLED THE LION!
>>681975244
Go Rudolph!
>>681968369
that movie was fucking garbage after they left bootcamp
RECHTS UND LINKS DIE FLANKEN SCHLIESSEN! MACH FERTIG ZUM ANGREIFEN!
AUF MEINEN BEFEHL!
>>681972154
There was a perfect storm of factors that went into the brutality that was Omaha. Omaha was won on pure guts and blood.
>>681975517
I totally agree.
>>681975661
Would have been won with more guts and blood inside the troops if you Americans weren't so shit, Canadians fuckin own.
>>681973327
It's an M-113 but yeah.
>>681968013
watch out for all the barrage balloons, bub
>>681975831
fuck off troll. omaha was essentially just throwing troops at the beach until the germans had no choice but to retreat
>>681973411
i can look at that gif for years
>>681969454
>me when i cum after taking adderall
>>681968711
>>681969016
too bad Hitler held back the armored divisions because he thought the Normandy landings were just a diversion
and >>681972854 is from the Pacific
>>681975831
Only if opening up a Tim Horton's on every beach and apologizing could have won the war...otherwise your entire army was mobilized with American equipment. Go shit post in a Turkish thread because they're literally where your superiority starts.
SEND IN THE JEWS AS A DISTRACTION MEN, WE KNOW THOSE GERMANS CANT RESIST JEWS
>>681976379
And that's the tactic you kept ever since, whereas the rest of the world use intelligence, it's just you and the Russians still throwing numbers at it regardless of the cost.
Hey OP this was a cool thread good job
>>681977214
>I have no idea what I'm talking about: The post
zoboomafoo and his sqaud are out of ammo, Jesus fucking christ!, someone give them a ammo run!!!!!!!!
>>681965148
Yeah you guys go ahead and keep stormin' that beach. I'll wait here mostly-underwater and guard your backs from sharks and alligators and shit.
>>681975831
If only the DD tanks made it on the beach to support the infantry. Fucken shit. Damn waves knocked them all out. Damn planes dropped a shit load of bombs but missed all their targets.
All the men that survived that beach were fucken heros
![beach-paty[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D4pzmLe.jpg "beach-paty[1].jpg")
>>681965148
>>681971231
>real men
>Juno
I'm the guy that's already dead before we land
>>681965846
My job at..... Goldman...... Sachs......
Drugs are bad, mkay...
>>681978545
>>681977274
Nigger, more.
>>681975517
>that movie was fucking garbage after they left bootcamp
Correct. It was based on a shitty book whose movie adaptation only Lee Ermey could save.
>>681978529
The guy who tripped and fell off the huge ship carrier
Cmon you guys, I can't do everything
>>681977735
SHIT WE MESSED UP, EE SRE DROPING BOMBS INSTEAD OF AMMO CRATES
RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CHIKA-CHCHCHCHCHCHC CHIKACHIKACHIKA-CHCHCHCHCHCHCH
>>681973327
M113, the most successful armored fighting vehicle in history, the most produced, the most highly customized, equipped for the most different missions, fitted with the greatest variety of armament and the least recognized. Still in first line service all over the world, and can be uparmored to be at least as protective as a Bradley (what it surface area?) and the A3 unlike Bradley doesn't put the fucking fuel tank in the crew compartment. Of course the US would rather be blinded by a burning penis than upgrade their fleet because the manufacturers get rich selling new wheeled non-expeditonary police trucks.
>>681979868
Oh no! The empire has joined forces with the Germans! All is surely lost!
f
>>681977214
>And that's the tactic you kept ever since, whereas the rest of the world use intelligence, it's just you and the Russians still throwing numbers at it regardless of the cost.
That's how large wars are won. Mass is required except for very small wars. You are welcome to find exceptions but good luck with that.
>>681980652
That's a hell of a movie /b/ro
>>681980410
>tfw the Empire is partly based on the Nazis
send in the paratanks
>>681979564
i guess you can say whit just got real!
>>681978034
>If only the DD tanks made it on the beach to support the infantry
Their floatation method was fucking stupid. They should have deployed on more landing craft or used pontoons. Hint, pontoons give you a CHOICE of freeboard while that silly accordion arrangement was doomed to failure.
Pontoons could have been fitted to the sides of the tanks and designed like floatplane floats of the time. They could have been held by mechanical bomb racks and sway braces, also current technology.
>>681981063
Their flotation method worked but only on calm waters. Omaha beach was a shitstorm
>>681967363
>>681981063
>implying they had good designers then
>the hedge cutters they used on the front of tanks in Normandy were improvised by some random soldier
>their way of taking out dams was to make barrels spin
>they put pigeons in the head of missiles to guide them towards enemy ships
and yet the shit that was designed were DD tanks and pykrete aircraft carriers
>>681968281
>>681968013
>no sirens
>no bombs
good luck fighting the M2HBs with your shitty onboard slingshots faggot
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