Alright you fucking plebs
Medicalfag reporting to answer any questions you have.
Go ahead.
>>681940761
Go eat a dick
How high is the chance that after i die i will be resurrected as a trash can?
>>681940761
Any medical reason as to why you're a faggot?
>>681941130
Very likely. But you already live in a trashcan. Why not aim higher, like a toilet.
>>681941169
Yeh, too much lip from your old lady. I've got heat rash on my knob
>>681940761
Give me 5 etiologies of gout.
>>681941414
Do i look like i give a fuck about gout.
I'm a surgeon, gout can suck my cock.
Gout is caused by an overproduction of uric acid and an under excretion of urate/uric acid in the kidneys. Every other cause is relative.
Faggot
Any real questions kids?
>>681941646
Translation: "I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about."
What kind of surgeon are you then tough guy?
>>681941830
Gen surg.
Sorry med fag. I don't live my life full of differentials.
>>681941884
What metabolic criteria would indicate a patient for bariatric surgery?
>>681941884
Respiratory Therapist here.
You're clearly a student.
>>681941646
>suergeon
what surgeon
>>681940761
I had dreams of becoming like you guys but then i realized i'm a dumb fuck so i'll probably an hero one of these coming days.
>>681942377
ROFL. ?butthurt much ?medical student
It's fine ill bite.
BMI:
BMI > 40 or BMI 35-40 with metabolic disease (e.g. DM, HTN, cardiovascular disease)
Will needed to have failed to lose weight long term despite surgical/medical management.
This question can drag on, criteria change between hospitals.
Essentially it comes down to metabolic syndrome, failure of primary medical/surgical therapy and patient involvement.
Faggot.
>>681942499
Whats a respiratory therapist? Is that a career or a position you made up?
>>681942757
Nah dude medicine is fucking bullshit. Great job, I love it. That said, I would encourage my children to pursue other careers.
>>681942858
Confirmed. You're a student trying to impress high school kids on /b/ on a Malaysian basketweaving board that you're super duper smart!
Enjoy your student loans.
>>681940761
What is your speciality faggot ?
>>681943043
you seem to be butthurt about a position that nobody gives a shit about. What so you organise respiratory function tests?
And no i don't need to impress anyone. I'm kicking back at home, offering medical advice to anyone that asks.
>>681943065
Upper GI mostly, but dabble with Colorectal when on call and trauma...fucking trauma
>>681941130
EXTERMINATE
Moving on from these jelly med students and 'respiratory therapists' any legitimate medical questions or concerns?
>>681943222
Based
Nice tech-toys you got last 10 years.
>>681941646
Yeah you're full of shit, as a chemist that doesn't give a shit about gout but also never had to learn about it know more about gout then you do lol except you DID have to learn about it
Whats wrong with this shit
>>681943419
Fuck yeh! I have yet to get my hands on the davinci system, but even small things like laparoscopes are leaps and bounds to what they were 5 years ago.
I sometimes see things as if they were really far away (kinda like looking through binoculars from the wrong end) or kind of out of proportion... I found a thing called 'alice in wonderland syndrome' that sounds similar, but it said people usually grow out of it in their late childhood, yet I am 23 and still get them every other week. Why?
>>681940761
best way to get earwax out? when i sleep on my side i feel my inner ear stick together and hearing is impaired until it unsticks.
>>681943431
Looks like minor steatorrhoea
But not as globular as I would expect
Do you shit fat anon?
>>681943156
If that's what you Pre-Med students want to call incubating adult patients during respiratory/cardiac arrest, placing them on life support, suctioning MEC deliveries and giving babies their first breaths of life/saving them from IRDS, running ECMO machines and circumventing the heart for circulation, etc.
Then yes. Completely worthless compared to the student who gets into debt writing notes all day.
Top kek, roodypoo.
>>681942788
BMI
top kek "doc"
>>681943546
You don't produce wax in the inner ear.
Wax produced in the external canal should be left alone to naturally migrate out and fall out.
If you having issues with inner ear and fullness etc, then there may be an issue with your eustachean tubes.
alright well, it hurts to pee (sting in the head)
13m and ive had sexual contact with both m and f, also jack off regularly. im not gonna die of a std will i?
>>681940761
>Be me.
>Over 30, never been sick.
>Any cuts/scraps heal in about three days.
>No allergies.
>No medication.
>Don't need glasses.
>Whole family is completely different medically speaking.
? "Am I the next stage in evolution?"
>>681943623
Interesting position. Where I work, a medical officer deals with that, one that graduated medical school and not health science.
And its 'intubate' you pleb
At least copy past properly
>>681943431
Do you take antidepressants ? Or a medication in an extended release format ?
>>681943623
>>681943576
Not really no
>>681943489
laparoscopic intervation are the future , m8 (ent head&nech ,reporting in )
>>681943688
this
>>681943546
tell me more , fag.
Over 30. Overweight. Thinking about gastric sleeve. Is it worth it?
>>681943800
Autocorrect. :^)
>>681943762
Yes you will, it's called birth, the deadliest incurable STD on earth
>>681943925
>gastric sleeve
better than ring shits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6mlUE-c9o
Say no to this edgy teen if you dare
>>681943925
Not OP, but yes. Obesity causes so many issues - higher risk for heart attack, stroke, diabetes. I worked in a hospital OR when I was younger and saw so many fat people going in to get their feet cut off.
>>681943925
Gastric sleeves are no joke.
1. costly
2. post operative pain
3. long term change to diet and lifestyle modification
If you can anon, I suggest losing weight, prior to surgery.
It's my funding, but i still believe in preventative medicine rather than service/treatment
>>681943831
Not anymore
>>681943904
welcome fellow med fag
Ignore the haters
Especially this 'respiratory technologist' faggot
>>681940761
Why i cant move my ring finger without moving my pinky finger?
>>681944188
10q sir
Did you cry when george clooney left ER?
>>681944176
Not OP but you might still have parts of the indigestible parts of the little beads stuck up in there and also a large amount of bacteria in the lower intestines vs higher, eat better for the most part and try yogurt for a week, that's what that stuff on the top is from its colonies of bacteria that are coming out which shouldn't happen there's just to much of them
Respiratory therapist here
I intubate, place A-lines, mange the vent, give surfactant to name a few. Residents suck at intubation and don't even understand basic vent modes
>>681940761
Will mixing antipsychotics with alcohol instantly destroy your liver or is alice an alarmist bitch?
>>681944307
Plastics is not my specialty, but I consider it secondary to how the flexor muscles from your forearm work to move fingers. By simple length terms. Your pinky has a shorter tendon which runs through the carpal tunnel, with its own synovial sheath (fluid around the tendon), at the carpal tunnel, this sheet can evelop and join other synovia giving you this dual action in flexing the fingers.
>>681944548
It's not something to worry about unless you're taking large amounts of APAP and large amounts of alcohol, or hepatic inhibitors like stomach pills for your stomach acid you really don't have to worry
>>681944548
Alice is partly an alarmist bitch.
Proceed with due caution though, medications have differing metabolic profiles and affect liver function differently. Alcohol in large quantities with hepatic metabolised medications CAN cause issues in the short term
>>681944552
So its like they both have the same tendon?
>>681944535
Lolfag
>>681944687
This man speaks the truth
>>681944548
>>681944687
>>681944789
So a beer with dinner is not going to ruin me? Excellent.
>>681944873
Essentially yes. See the image, common flexor sheath. In some, it can tether adjacent tendons down
I am autist. How to stop the autistic?
>>681945152
Inject yourself with the measles/mumps/rubella vaccine
Full circle brah
>>681945152
Only full cure for autism is suicide. Sorry anon
Finally some legitimate questions.
What else anons?
>>681945152
try zyclon b, i.v. 10mg/kg
>>681943904
Really? I mean my ears make lots of wax. what would the procedure be for this?
>>681945861
If it's really troublesome
You can try some cerumol, essentially a wax softener.
Firstly you need to go see a GP to have a look at your ears, to make sure nothing else is causing increased wax production, e.g. an infection
>>681945539
Why can't you guys treat something as simple as moderate severity community acquired pneumonia without calling us for a consult?
>>681946094
Alright I'll do this. SOmetimes i flush with a 60cc syringe and a warm water/hydrogen peroxide mix. Once a pencil eraser size ball of wax popped out.
>>681943925
Why?
It's not going to fix your life.
The intractably obese always have complex personality/mental health related problems causing their obesity.
Being skinny isn't going to do jack shit for that.
Save the money and see a proper psychiatrist/psychologist
>>681946241
who's 'us'? I tell my residents to treat that shit as per our therapeutic guidelines.
Currently we are running azithromycin and doxy
:D see even a butcher knows some tricks
Surgfag
>>681946293
Please don't do this often. You essentially cause barotrauma to the ear drum
Stick to softerners and let the wax fall out naturally
where are you from op? your writing suggests not the us. what is medical school like in your country?
Surgfag
>>681946752
Is that an issue re my education? what tipped you i'm not from the States
Ausfag here. My medical school was g8 m8 i r8 8/8
Doc,I'm running a low grade fever for a month now.Is it something serious?
>>681946571
Gen med.
My hospital is a bit retarded tho. I'm currently managing a preeclampsia for OnG too. Had to do a consult for ortho the other day because "this patient has not had a med consult in a few days".
>>681946874
organise vs organize
how does residency work there? is it 5 years for gen surg like it is here or do you guys do a bachelors/md type deal.
Surgfag
>>681946886
Temps above 37.5 for more than 24 hours ARE concerning and should be investigated.
You young/old? any other issues
I would at least get a set of blood tests and check your inflammatory response
Goodlck
>>681945861
>>681946094 ( good idea)
>>681946293
>hydrogen peroxide mix
Dont need to use it. Water will have the same effect. Earwax itself have a antibacterial effect.
Any problems with hearing or other subjective sensations.Do you swim often
Also this>>681946681
>>681947034
Sorry to hear mate.
I wish my registrars had more autonomy to treat patients more broadly. Unfortunately, time constraints are massive and ultimately we prefer the 'real' doctors to look after the medical issues.
>>681946886
Just stop measuring your temperature and the fever will go away, I read it in this book once.
>>681947038
So we now are adopting a US approach. I.e. Bachelor degree followed by MBBS
Intern>resident>registrar (5 year program once accepeted) > fellowship>consultancy
Hope that answers your question
All in all, about 9 years post graduation
>>681947051
temperature is 36.8 - 37.2 for the pas month (i always had 36.6) .
i've been 2 times in hospital,done a chest x-ray,blood test and urine test but they found nothing.
Surgfag
>>681947435
Thats a NORMAL temperature
anybody that says otherwise can suck a dick
Check your thyroid.
>>681947176
I'm guessing you're somewhere tertiary?
I've been chucked rural for internship and staffing levels are atrocious for RMOs and PHOs.
>>681947294
It's not quite a US approach until we're doing the whole board exams and matching thing. Which I 1000% do not want.
You guys suck with your shit medical questions!
>>681947435
Hypochondriasis provisional diagnosis.
Differentials: anxiety disorder, personality disorders
Surgfag
>>681947545
Yes I am, Id rather not say where.
I agree with the board exams, our exit exams are similar though, in that ranking and job allocation follows from them.
I hated the days when a resident would man an entire ward in the rural setting...
>>681947544
That's my armpit temperature,not my mouth temperature.I think armpit temperature should be lower.
Surgfag
>>681947706
this
Lower back pain, only 18, usually occurs while sitting down straight
>>681947832
Try sitting down gay.
Surgfag
>>681947738
Armpit temperature is only lower by like 0.6degrees
Chillthefuckout.jpg
>>681947158
None really. Just frequent impactions of earwax. Afebrile, no n/v.
>>681947971
So when my armpit temperature is 37,2 it means i am running a fever (cause mouth temp is 37,8)
What's your wildest intern story?
Surgfag
>>681948263
Not sure about wildest intern story.
I went to examine a young dude post MVA in a 4 bed room.
He was furiously (like grunting and all) masturbating to something on the news.
Best moment was taking out a 10 inch dildo from an 80 year old man who lost it up there because his safety cord on the device had 'snapped'. I guessed the colour right as well.
Fuck yeh.
Surgfag
>>681948231
I don't want to invalidate your concerns mate, but it doesnt sound like much at the moment.
What you need is an inflammatory screen and repeat bloods.
Malignancy, Inflammatory conditions (SLE/ANCAs/Rheum) can cause persistent fever
Do hospitals black list you?
Is there any danger in eating my own skin from my foot.
>>681948263
>85yo F w/ dementia and persecutory delusions
>tries to stab son with scissors
>62yo son beats her with a chair until she stops, goes outside for a smoke
>she breaks a glass ornament and follows him outside, has another attempt
Rural Aussie medicine folks.
>>681948729
Are you a drug seeker or someshit? If it's a major city they'll have records from previous admissions about it.
>>681948918
The danger of being a virgin for life.
>>681948696
I am 20 years old i dont think i have a malignancy plus i did a chest x-ray and blood tests
Surgfag
>>681949088
I'd look to getting an inflammatory and vasculitic workup.
Bloods mentioned earlier
>>681949088
>>681948696
It's probably bad medicine to run an autoimmune screen on a meh fever alone.
HOW DO I CURE TINNITUS DOC?
>>681949055
Not drug seeker I have pancrititis from drinking still drink can't quit now I'm blacklisted I go 2 times a month inb4 lecture ... Also how do I get off?
why do we have 2 eyes and not 1
Surgfag
>>681949269
I believe he has valid concerns re his fever.
Also why is it bad medicine? I agree he needs a proper workup and examination, but it's a suggestion, and its the internet DURHHHH
Surgfag
>>681949434
This is my forte! We don't discriminate against pancreatitis. If it's legitimate, and you're sore. You'll be admitted for analgesia.
Who we 'blacklist' are those coming into EMD asking for oxycontin etc etc
>>681940761
Diarrhea for about 2 month, intermitent, no fever, sometimes nausea, after drinking a lot of very cold water on february. And I mean a lot. What are the odds I have amoeba?
The upper endoscopy results are ok.
Thanks in advance doc
>>681949334
80mmol potassium bolus.
>>681949517
Sensitivity and specificity of all those markers aren't good enough for screening. Need good clinical indication before waste hardworking immigrant tax money on 5th generation bogan DSP receiver.
>>681949434
If it's real the lipase test they run in the first 10min of seeing you will confirm it.
>>681949721
Pretty sure the cold water has nothing to do with it. In your age group I'd consider doing a foetal calprotectin to look for IBD.
>>681949950
*faecal calprotectin
Dun goofed
>>681949334
Tinnitus can be symptom for bunch of a diseases.
from earwax (mostly) to meniere's syndrome (fuckin rare)
>>681949950
Talk about wasting taxpayers money
>>681950729
Recommended under NICE guidelines as screening tool. U mad?
>>681950911
>NICE guidelines
Nope. I don't deal with the rubbish NHS. Hence no need for such silly tests.
:D
>>681951088
No need for any guidelines really when all you do is haemorrhoids :D
Seriously tho how do you get interesting cases and still be a gen surg in a tertiary centre?
>>681951413
I do use guidelines. Our profession is based on guidelines. We just don't use Calprotectin &
Lactoferrin often.
In regards to operations. I deal with upper GI cases, but when on call, i get whatever comes through; colorectal/trauma/general etc etc
Got frenum, can't fap how do it get rid of it. Help me pls
Interesting thread.
Radiology registrar reporting in !
My big toe nail is a disgrace, fungal infection, odd curved shape. Is there a painless way to remove the nail and allow me to grow a new one?
>>681949950
thanks man :( i was afraid to hear that
Surgfag
>>681951937
Need to treat the fungus first, otherwise it will reoccur.
In regards to removing the nail, no painless way i'm afraid without anaesthetic.
>>681940761
IF YOU HAVE EVER RANDOMLY GOTTEN CHEST PAIN AFTER BREATHING
IT MIGHT NOT BE A PROBLEM
IT MIGHT JUST BE PRECORDIAL CATCH SYNDROME
>>681951790
What made you decide that the best part of the job was sitting in a dark room all day?
>>681952164
or may be GERD/neuralgia
MEDICALFAGS
Sometimes when I turn my head, I get this really sharp pain in my brain. It comes around every few months or so. As far as I know, my brain is still perfectly fine, and it hasn't deteriorated or anything. Any diagnosis, Dr House?
>>681952186
Amazing breadth of medicine required.
I enjoy technology
Love imaging and the avenues it opens up to diagnosis
>>681951790
rich in a dark ?
>>681952113
Bugger, seems like effort. Thanks man
>>681952351
It's 100K aud per year for 1day worked per week. :D
Surgfag
>>681952251
Not so much brain pathology. Sound more muscular or neuropathic if its in conjunction with neck movement.
Could have brachial plexus impingement, lots of potential causes, none sinister.
>>681952251
>>681952560
agreed.
>>681952283
I live for the moments where I can sit in front of a patient and manage their emotional responses human to human.
Can't imagine doing radiology. How far through the training are you now?
>>681951616
Same person here . answer my Question Doc
>>681952756
2nd year.
It's a different kettle of fish. You lost certain aspects of patient/dr interaction, but you gain it in dr/dr interaction
we are specialists to the clinicians!
Further, we still deal with patient with intervention and procedures
What a life :D
Surgfag
>>681952775
Sorry mate. If it's a proper restrictive frenulum, excision is the only answer.
Certain folks would recommended lengthening the frenulum by stretch..all bullshit.
Its like a tongue tie in a baby- needs to be cut (most of the time)
some skin still attached to penis head, what do?
>>681952775
Your question was bad.
You got a frenulum tear? Frenulum breve? What's actually wrong?
>>681952869
One of my mate's gf got to 3.5 years and quit because she couldn't deal with it anymore.
And uh... Some of you are specialists to clinicians. My local one is on the fence as all hell. Pretty much just describes the image 90% of the time. I call him at least 3 times a week to make him settle on a DX pita as fuck.
I can see interventional radiology being a lotta fun tho.
>>681953247
Unfortunately we sometimes can not formulate a definitive diagnosis. As you know, its the whole picture for a diagnosis
We should be able to provide a list of differentials that are viable based on clinical history, incidence and likelihood.
My 2 cents.
>>681953004
Cut? Stretching? Hell no
Surgfag
Its been a good run faggots.
Goodnight
>>681953788
Goodnight mate , nice dubs
I've been having a fever for like a month or two now and have kinda lost appetite and don't eat a lot, what's wrong with me?
>>681951616
Use lube to see if it's really frenulum.
best way to properly regain the inward bend in the lower spine? also general backache relief ideas?
Do SRIs drastically change who i am or how i think? If i dont like who it makes me can i go back?
>>681953788
gn , surfag
Medbros, I have back problems from my military service and I have pain from it everyday. Even a handful of ibuprofen doesn't help. I have since started getting hydrocodone off the street so I can actually feel better. I take atleast 10 mg daily. How can I convince my doc to prescribe me said dosage so I don't have to worry about getting fucking stabbed in some shady parking lot for 50 bucks?
>>681953581
Yeah I know.
I've worked with a few amazing ones. Just so happens I'm stuck this year with one that'll mention "echogenic foci" without giving us a clue what that means. He missed a nasty looking spiculated breast lesion in a CT c/a/p the other day that luckily a med reg caught as we were SNAPing her.
Sucks :-(.
I'm off too. All the best with your training.
>>681954115
Give them a month to work, see if you can tolerate side effect profile. All that stuff about zombification is part regarding older antipsychotics and part left wing fantasy.
>>681954064
See a physio (NOT a chiro) probably.
>>681954308
Go to your local doctor and tell them exactly that.
>>681954529
I was kinda planning on it but I fear that they think I just want to abuse it. I'm only 24 years old so I'm quite a bit younger than the general VA population and worried they're gonna judge me based off of that. Ugh.
>>681953912
Anyone?
>>681955638
HIV possibly.
>>681940761
>>681941227
>Implying a toilet is higher than a garbage can...
IMresidentfag here
>>681940761
Could years of wearing tight pants have pretended my dick from growing?
What are the best foods and supplements for healing soft tissue damage? I screwed up my foot and I wanna get off crutches as quickly as possible.
Are there any disadvantages or side effects of prostate massages?
>>681942692
>>681958025
Main disadvantage is you can get poop on your finger.
>>681940761
what is the process to get a full check up?
Never had one and I would like to discuss some stuff including blood work.
>>681954529
Whatre side effects of SRIs like?
>>681957856
Trying strapping some magnetic crystals to your leg.
>>681957555
You wish. Sorry dude you were destined to have a micropenor.
>>681955638
Too vague. Probably nothing.
>>681957384
I have a 90yo falls risk with a CHADS2 of something like 5% year on year stroke and a HASBLED of 3-4% year on year bleed.
What do?
Might be a little psychology related but idgaf
Why do i get paranoid when i smoke weed? And should i stop cause of that?
>>681958312
Look them up online.
And it's SSRIs.
>>681958518
There is anecdotal evidence that weed can induce psychosis in predisposed individuals. No real studies have been done on this ofc
>I dunno do what you want
>>681940761
I would like to know of any easy to get medicine to make me more productive. I am not the adhd kind of guy but i do get bored when studying. I want to be a little more effective at college
A girl from 8 months ago calls me saying she has chlamydia and got it from me because i'm the only one she's been with in the past four years. Although, since me and my current girlfriend have been together (7 months) she's been tested twice and tested negative across the board. Could I still have chlamydia?
>>681958809
Any of the ADHD drugs. Should be easy to find on campus. I certainly don't remember having to look very hard.
>>681958835
Prob not but get tested anyway.
Stupid to risk it.
Slight pains in lower stomach for months. Worse at night and pain moves around. Thought it was kidney stones but they'd be long gone. What is it? Get heartburn too but don't know if that's related.
>>681953912
How high is the fever?
Has anyone around you had similar symptoms?
Have you traveled anywhere recently?
Have you had any cough or bloody sputum?
Have you had night sweats?
>>681958472
>Too vague. Probably nothing.
When a patient comes with a 2 month fever, that's not probably nothing.
>>681959205
Stones would be flank pain.
Lower abdomen is large intestines down. Need to rule out constipation as first order of business.
>>681942858
respiratory therapists are the shit, I aint touchin that PEEP
>>681959374
90% chance he's calling a 36.8 a mild fever.
Anything significant they'd actually be seeing a doctor.
You're on the internet, not in an ED mate.
>>681940761
What's a good OTC antifungal for crotch rash, in the US?
>>681940761
Side of leg hurts most of the time, lateral meniscus area, has for about 8 years straight, do I need surgery or will it fix itself
>>681959374
>>681959624
Just to follow that up, I've done one of these threads in the past with a trip only to have a poster harass me for the next 3 days because I didn't give a shit about his 122 systolic.
>>681959752
If it hasn't fixed itself in 8 years it probably won't next month.
>>681959738
9mm
The US doesn't have a healthcare system. They have a scheme to turn human misery into Lamborghini's.
>>681959984
Lamborghini's what?
Dear Medfag, I'am currently on a shitload of different meds for blood pressure but they ain't doing shit. Still high, still feeling like shit all the time except for sleeping. That shit started 4 months ago. Anonfag doesn't smoke and is not fat. Anything you could advise?
>>681960441
Tell me what you're on.
>>681960441
And I hope to god someone's had a close fucking look at your kidneys and abdominal aorta.
I have an itch on my balls and there is no rash or no bumps. I have had a few instances where no could not hold an erection. Might be related not sure. What could it be?
>>681960545
Valsartan, Amlodipin and ASA. First two I have no Idea what they are called in english.
>>681960985
You need some clonodine 0.4mg 1po bid nigga
>>681940761
Is pouring listerine on a cut a good way to clean it?
>>681960985
>ACEi
>CCB
>aspirin
Only the first 2 are antihypertensives.
You need some beta-blockers/diuretics/vasodilators quick.
Have you had a CT?
Find someone look in your eyes with a scope when you first got diagnosed?
You need to go back and see your doctor right away.
I want to study medicine, can you give me advise or your prior experiences before applying to medschool? most of the ones i want to go to will require some sort of community service related to the health field
>>681961292
Most cuts will do just fine with rinsing with clean water.
>>681961335
No CT. MRI, blood lab, ultrasound, countless ecg's and thats quite it. Kindey are okay except for some cysts. Last thing I was told that "it's this way and now we have to deal with it."
>>681959417
It's not constipation.
>>681961893
MRI will do in the place of CT.
But you at least need to be on triple if not quad therapy.
Make sure someone does a fundoscopy for papilleodema when you go back to see your doctor. I really don't like that systolic. If you were a new presentation I'd be shitting my pants and madly googling the guidelines for malignant hypertension.
>>681962038
You can be pooping and still be constipated you know? In the absence of other symptoms I'm not gonna jump up and down about a slight pain.
>>681961893
´Bout that MRI, adrenal glands ok too?
>>681962801
Haha yeah I thought about phaeo too.
>>681962293
Maybe. How do I clear it if it's constipation? Am I likely to have had constipation for 8 months?
>>681963285
Depends.
I've seen more than a few moderate to severely anxious patients who are chronically constipated for years on end.
I'd give a go at adding fiber to your diet for a week. Strawberry Metamucil is my go to for when I'm travelling. Just follow the instructions on the back.
Bloody poop/diarrhoea/fevers/acute pain would be of concern for something else.
>>681963285
Add on weight loss and vomiting.
Lost a paragraph copy and pasting.
>>681962801
Yes. Eveything was fine except for the cysts. Potassium is low/normal.
>>681963737
Thanks. I'll try that.
Pain has got bad on occasions, for like ten minute intervals at night. Enough to wake me up. Also thought it might be a H Pylori infection or similar.
>>681940761
Why does my urethrea feel like it's full of glass and my gooch hurts. I don't have a uti or an STD.
>>681963737
None of those symptoms.