Waifu claiming thread.
>Procrastination Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7fNPiNiNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9zxXN1rx0
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Kyouko claimed.
sachi claim
Tenryuu claimed
I hate naps
Claimed
I want to dominate Kneesocks.
I wanna eat her out and lick her ass.
I wanna fucking jerk off with her feet.
I wanna cum all over her glasses.
It's good to keep on top of these things.
Shizuru get!
claiming
I got the number of the girl I'm into
What the fuck do I do now
Please send help
>>681825758
>Sacrifice a Naka everyday, it may work.
kek, but im already doing that... twice for the quest!
>it's harder than it seems for some people.
The worst is that it still has to happen naturally, if you force yourself to make eye contact it will also feel awkward.
Farming 1-4 for some quests, this sortie is pretty good since so far I got to the boss every single time.
>>681826533
>>681826556
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>>681826596
>>681826612
>>681826624
>>681826626
>>681826642
Welcome back everyone!
>>681824570
I've actually been cutting down on them lately, starting getting worried aobut my sodium intake.
>>681824197
>DS3 got a strangle hold on a lot of anons. No man could resist it's temptations.
2 playthroughs and about 10 hours of pvp.
>>681826556
I really liked SoC's theme, also this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRaZs6ri7s
Best German CV Claimed
>waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
Join us !
I aint joking,im willing to join
Most glorious husbando claimed
>>681826697
Tell her you eat ass
>>681826642
This is escalating very quickly...
Kneesocks confirmed tthough...
Mikan, are you still here?
I need you to pass a message on to someone very special.
>>681826848
I wanna take two fistfulls of your hair and plow you from behind.
I love you.
>>681826697
Thats great! I wish I could help you but im pretty much the worst person to give you advice on this. Did you ask her during work?
>>681826697
Sounds like your halfway there so...call her up?
>>681826758
The Twin Princes boss fight theme is amazing, them violins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XREf55X9E
Is probably one of my favourites.
>>681826711
>kek, but im already doing that... twice for the quest!
Then maybe RNG will spare you (probably not)
>if you force yourself to make eye contact it will also feel awkward.
So true!
>Farming 1-4 for some quests
I don't even remember what 1-4 looks like, haven't done quests in normal maps in forever.
>>681826697
Good to hear, I won't give advices because I'm terrible at that, good luck tho!
>>681827124
>halfway there
Living on a Prayer joke
>>681826697
Send 'em a text when you get bored. Ask what's up, i suppose.
Best not to rush too much, from my experience.
Kneesocks, I want to plow you come on. I know you want it.
I can do that. What is it?
>>681827363
Good song, no lie
QOTT
water we listening to then?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JYBAQ88vEGU
Nakiami claimed
>>681826758
I should probably hurry and finish DkSIII. Can't believe they put another Anor Londo's archer section. Never liked those Dragonslayer Greatbow wielding motherfuckers
>>681827236
I first thought these priest were summoning some sort of monster above when I first encountered them
>>681827601
Okay fine, I'm sorry :(
>>681827236
Sadly I killed deacons too fast to really get good grip of the music. SoC is my favorite soundtrack and probably bossfight, but it's one of those where you can't spoil it and must be experienced.
>>681827624
Yeah but it's super short this time around, can't even be fourth after this time now.
>>681827695
Oh it dont matter man, Im just no good at the rp.
ay yo
>>681826697
Just start with some small talk and go from there. Good luck buddy, best of luck for ya~
>>681827764
The quality is definitely there tho
>>681827601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bNIv-0Ju40
>>681827855
>erp queen
pls
>>681827398
>Best not to rush too much, from my experience.
Three day rule ain't a good idea either.
>>681827236
>Then maybe RNG will spare you (probably not)
I think not... after all I had the Deus Ex Machina moment of my life yesterday. Karma will probably screw me somehow soon.
>I don't even remember what 1-4 looks like
Basically all paths take you to the boss except one, im not gonna do the math (even its probably already done on some website) but I will say its at least 80% chance to get to the boss.
Nice pic btw.
>>681827601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRJl9LbFx0Y
>Homura
Miho. Tell her that Tats misses her and that I love her very, very much.
And that I'm very sorry to not have been able to talk to her.
I'll check the archive when I can, you have my thanks.
>>681827601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZuW6BH_Vak
>>681827624
Was starting to think you weren't here anymore. My eye patch was lonely ;)
>>681828171
Sure, screencapped, I will show it once I see him here.
>>681827601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ttyWMSiGs
>>681827764
Obviously SoC OST is amazing, especially the 2nd part.
In general the soundtrack for DkS3 was pretty great.
>>681827937
Mugi. How are you?
>>681827991
>Basically all paths take you to the boss except one
Oh I looked it up, I remember it now.
Not a bad map, enemy carriers might kind of hurt when you're a new player tho.
>Nice pic btw.
Thank you, same for yours!
>>681828197
Hi Ruri.
>>681827601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXRZrSJd4zU
I'll still let Miho know, nonetheless.
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
>>681827964
Damn straight man
>>681827978
Just with the rurus, thats just me though.
Very straight edge irl
>>681828157
Not too shabby, good code monkey music
Im saving this for work tomorrow
>>681828287
Oh man this brings me back...
Fell in love at a bar to this song.
It was something out of a movie
>>681828329
For the Chinese Republic!
>>681828459
Adding this too, need some working music
>claiming yume
>>681828287
I'm always watching~
I had to do my taxes so that's why I wasn't talking much
>>681827601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOo55jYJlV8
>remember kids, when in doubt: use explosions
>>681828398
>>681828398
>>681828398
happy but sad
happy because its Friday and other reasons but sad for reasons unbeknownst to me
>>681828798
But the ultimate work/driviing music has already been created
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0luryR5uvU
>>681827601
Just watching some LPs while eating dinner.
>>681827001
>>681827124
>>681827398
>>681827236
>>681827954
Alright, thanks guys. I'll just try to play it cool and not completely sperg out.
What's everyone up to today? I'm still just working for another 2.5 hours.
>>681829138
*damnit
>>681829109
>sad for no reason
I didn't know 15 year old boys had periods.
>>681828398
>enemy carriers might kind of hurt when you're a new player tho.
They do, but I need them for a quest.
>>681828682
Thats nice of you.
>>681828798
Yea its great both to relax or focus on something without getting distracted by the music.
>>681828925
Casually listening to such emotion laden music? You're stronger than I. Lol
Taxes? Are you not American, or just procrastinating?
>>681829169
Keeping clam is good.
Just wasting some time since i have the day off.
Reading Machiavelli's The Prince if you're -really- curious what i'm doing.
>>681829271
i dont know bro
>>681828925
Mmm, not bad. Not bad.
Not mine though
>>681829138
Driving, yes. Actual work though, eh. Gonna need something else
>>681829169
Good to hear, youll be good
>>681829345
Exactly!
>>681829109
>sad for reasons unbeknownst to me
Sounds... weird. Hopefully it passes soon!
>>681829169
Not much, the usual:"Watching forsen suck at HS"
>>681829345
>They do, but I need them for a quest.
Yeah I remember there's weeklies with carriers, those are pretty good. Once you have like 3-4 subs you can use them to do 2-3 for weeklies, wasting basically no resources since subs don't consume a lot and the map has fuel/ammo nodes.
>>681829169
Burning time through vidya and looking for new images for my Homura folders.
>>681829664
If you like it and want more like that I recommend you to try anything from Echo Grid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3K2m792b4
>>681829680
Wow are subs that strong? I guess I will start grinding more 1-5 and maybe even try some sub crafting formulas, even tho the odds are still low.
>>681829169
Just passing time, gonna go to a party with my bestbro tonight
>>681829558
>Casually listening to such emotion laden music? You're stronger than I. Lol
It makes me nostalgic for some reason, reminds me of happier times somehow lol
>Taxes? Are you not American, or just procrastinating?
I'm actually Canadian. And I am currently procrastinating, yes
>>681829345
I accepted. I need to pass it along.
>>681829169
Renge, how's it going?
Nothing much has gone on over here.
>>681830044
Subs are good, the main factor is that not all enemy ships can hit them.
So they get away on many nodes with barely any damage received and they can one shot a lot of enemy ships.
Curie claimed.
At home sick today.
Rust in peace.
How are you guys.
Did Kazuki / Claw / Bait-kun die?
>>681830449
Hey Curie
>>681830499
I hope so
>>681830048
I guess i can understand that. For whatever reason the opening to that song makes me want to start bawling. Maybe i'm just too squishy. Oh well.
>I'm actually Canadian.
Ah, i'm not familiar with Canada's tax times. Hope it all goes well anyways.
>>681829703
Pixiv is the key to a large folder, though there's a lot of shit to wade through.
>>681830603
Hows it going. I was sick and didnt want to eat but got hungry. Now I am more sick. I have been listening to arckanum all day. Played some world of tanks. Now takin a nap/on 4chan
Ive been part of /b/ for quite some time and ive been encountering these waifu threads ever since.I always ignored them tho because I thought they were only for posting pics of anime girls so you can show others your taste,seemed kinda boring.But now i decided to join and its preety fascinating to see that a community with members so familiar with each other can exist in such harsh conditions
>>681830388
Thats OP, I should start leveling mine then. Indeed subs are annoying when you can plan an anti-sub fleet, poor NPC's who can't plan against your subs.
>>681830603
In my country when people are edgy like this we say that they "lack tea", but im afraid its not your case.
>>681830315
Oblivion that you?
>>681830183
Likely you will get into it before I do... but I will still show him the post anyway.
Obligatory claim.
>>681830919
The one and only
>>681830964
Hey Hand-kun
>>681830914
We're far from the first or last circlejerk on /b/.
>>681830964
Hello Hand.
>Rattles
>>681830964
How's it going gachi-kun?
>>681830919
Yeah subs are very useful and cheap!
>>681829558
Yooo, you too? I've been reading that over the past few days. I've got a book with translations of that, the discourses, a history of florence, the life of castruccio castracani (I think I spelled that right) and some of his private letters. It's a great read so far.
>>681830315
Doing great today! How about you, Yui?
>>681830048
Hey, that sounds awesome. Have fun!
>>681829703
Nice, what vidya?
>>681830875
Im doing alright, just a bit tired.
And now im listening to Phoenix wright ost and everyone on /waifu/ ts3 server.
>>681830964
Hey Halohand
>>681830964
It's hand-fag.
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
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>>681830646
>For whatever reason the opening to that song makes me want to start bawling
You're probably associating it to something different than I. I listened to the OST way before actually playing the game
>Ah, i'm not familiar with Canada's tax times.
Me neither. I was just told I had to do them today and so I did' em like Iwas told
>tfw you're just doing what you're told to do
>>681830964
Hello~
>>681831298
We will~Thank you!
>>681830044
Not too bad, Ill look into them
>>681831298
So-so.
Not bad, not good. Sure ya know the feeling
>>681831208
Heyo, Shiki. How's your day going?
>>681831254
Heyo, skele buddy. What you up to?
>Rattles calmly
>>681831285
>gachi-kun
Kek.
It's going well, just relaxing right now. You?
>>681831314
Hey hey, Teamaster. What you up to?
>>681831331
Hello, Anon. What's up.
>>681831449
Heyo, adorable.
>>681831314
You guys are on teamspeak? I have a teamspeak. But my pc is on my table and im in bed. Rip. I was supposed to start working out but I am sick. I still have time.
>>681830823
Didn't check that one yet, already went through konachan and danbooru, now was looking on zerochan. Pixiv will be next then, hopefully I can get 4Mb images there!
>>681830914
Im glad you came here to recognize us and hope you're having a nice day. Also agreed that its mindblowing how this community formed.
>>681830995
Ayy! Enjoying old gods meta?
>>681831459
Hope you like it!
>>681830449
>How are you
Eh..
I hope that the sickness isn't too bad, my friend.
>>681830914
Yeah. It's just a circlejerk, though.
>>681831570
Going well, just chilling a bit at the moment.
>Gachi-kun
I know you love it.
>>681831677
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
Just come on ffs.
>>681831208
Well yeah,i realised that.eople dont generally form bonds that quick.Also checked
>>681831700
You bet, some cards that people kinda just accepted are actually really good, Darkshire councilman in zoo is god like.
>>681831570
Alright, another day another public transport fuckup, this time the train in front of us needed an ambulance so we had to wait and take another train that used the "wrong" track.
>>681831849
i meant people
>>681831570
Waiting for WoWs to update so i can play with Graf and Neo and whoever else wants to play.
Oh and im also telling Yume to kill himself.
>>681831677
Well, this is the best time to join.
>>681831298
I think i might have the same version as you. It's an interesting read, for sure.
>>681831449
Ah, yeah i remember playing the pre-release version forever ago, and being rather frustrated at where things were stopping, then the game comes out and my (previous) favorite girl's route turned out to be my least favorite. bummer. Damn you Rin route!
>>681831570
>Just wasting some time since i have the day off.
>Reading Machiavelli's The Prince if you're -really- curious what i'm doing.
How about you?
>>681831903
Yea, its quite easy to make him a beast in a single turn, if he gets ignored for long enough it will basically win the game.
Still I love his design, im much happier losing to one of those than to a voidcaller pulling Malganis turn 5.
Curie here. I am retarded and dont know how to connect. I tried and it did not work. Halp pls
>>681832132
>voidcaller pulling Malganis turn 5.
So glad this shit is gone, all the cards in standard just feel right, not OP, not terrible.
>>681832289
Connections>connect>server address ""waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl"">ok
>>681832402
It wont let me do anything. Its like my internet isnt working, but it obviously is if Im on here.
>>681832552
Did you add a Nickname?
>>681832307
IMO, there's still some cards that need balancing.
Klaxxi Amber-Weaver, to name one.
I'm Oblivion and I aint talking on TS.
Just listening in on the conversation.
>>681832611
Yeah. My whole computer isnt connected. I am restarting it.
>>681831570
How are you today, Hand-kun?
>>681832116
Yeah, I didn't like her route that much either
>>681832402
I'd like to join
>shitty voice
>shitty accent
>Shit at speaking english
I probably won't tho
>>681832307
I'll just sit here with my outdated facehunter and continue to play Huffer and unleash the hounds and skill command
I have no shame
And yeah, I know the feeling. What time is it for britbongs now?
>>681832721
Mate, I sound like a 14 year old and everybody else has funny accents come and join nobody will judge.
>>681832721
It cant be worse than Yume
>>681832307
>all the cards in standard just feel right
I think the last time I enjoyed the meta this much was pre-naxx, my favourite expansion so far. But I can't agree that everything feels right, Doctor Overload (Flamewreath) is terrifying and evolve has unreal potential. I think sooner or later the community will pick 2 decks and call them cancer until something gets nerfed or the new xpac comes.
>>681832402
Minimalistic time?
>>681832632
Yea Klaxxi is retarded, more sheer HP than cairne and cheaper. A lot of C'thun cards are just powercreeped, look at the mage 2 drop spell power + c'thun buff whenever you cast a spell.
>>681832721
just go for it
you can't be worse then graf
>>681832632
Perhaps, might of underestimated how quick he can get buffed.
>>681832810
Time is 9:15PM
>Huntard detected
Your kind should burn
C.C. Claim
>>681831700
It was worth giving it a shot.I guess ill be posting more occasionally
>>681831742
As long as people do what people should do,socializing peacefully and being united,it doesnt matter.You dont deserve the shit that other people from /b/ put you through
Chihiro
>>681832887
>you can't be worse then graf
Just fuck you
>>681832886
k
>>681832887
You can, if you are Yume
>>681833086
ccv2?
Ok so im in what one do i pick
>>681832886
Exactly, some cards need just a bit of re-balancing.
>>681832950
Yeah, I think Druid in general is still kinda stupid a lot of times, not combo stupid, but we're there.
It's just brainless playing really, the thing I don't like is that C'Thun doesn't really have a hard counter at the moment, the damage it does when you play him is unavoidable.
But then again, it's better than combo druid.
>>681831743
Nice, glad you're having a good day, buddy.
>I know you love it.
You know I do.
>>681831931
God damn, that sucks. Sounds like a pain in the ass, glad you're at least home now.
>The wrong track
You'd think they would be able to avoid colossal fuck ups like that.
>>681832115
More Yume suicide, eh? Glad you're both getting along well as always.
>>681832116
Day off? Nice, glad to hear it. Spending it on a book as well? Nice, drink some coffee or tea with that to complete it.
I'm just arguing with some guy while enjoying the quietness right now.
>>681832721
Doing good, you?
>>681832721
Yeah. Bit of a shame, i really enjoyed her aloof smugness in the pre-release version. Oh well, wasn't meant to be i suppose.
Where the fuck is my "Waifu user" tag?
Dio-sama...
I saw a gif of someone fucking a slime girl and when the guy came inside the slime girl, the slime girl absorbed the cum and became one with it. So after thinking about it for a while I realised that it is possible that this slime girl was actually an entity of cum. Created by someone casting magic on some disgusting freak's pile o' cum. So it is possible that the man was indeed fucking cum in the shape of a girl.
>>681833201
Dayum those orbs look good. And you really need to stop denying your love for Yume... you write his name on every single post.
>>681833165
>You dont deserve the shit that other people from /b/ put you through
To be honest unless the thread is at peak times where its super fast, shitposters give us something to laugh and its funny to see them feel powerless to our thread because it gets reposted after image limit.
>>681833447
>You'd think they would be able to avoid colossal fuck ups like that.
No I meant we ended up using the track that normally goes the other way for a couple of stations, somehow managing not to collide with another train.
>>681833494
Hey Dio, didn't see you in sometime.
How's it going?
>So it is possible that the man was indeed fucking cum in the shape of a girl.
That's some mindblown stuff right there.
>>681833447
So, what are you up to?
>>681833494
Did you save it?
>>681833564
That thing doesnt deserve it.
Hey guys, back from my lecture
>>681833383
Too bad I doubt they will be nerfing anything at all, blizz is super dense when it comes to this.
>>681833383
I don't really have a problem against c'thun with n'zoth roge, they don't want to play it against Sylv and Reno lets me stay healthy enough to survive the battlecry.
All the trash N'zoth summons also works as a sponge.
>>681833447
Same here~
>>681833475
Yeah, she seemed pretty cool in the beginning
>>681833447
No tea or coffee, my sweet tooth was acting up, so i'm trying that new Mtn Dew Pitch Black.
It's ok.
>>681833728
*Mindblowing
>>681833803
Welcome back Fran.
>>681833165
>socializing peacefully and being united,it doesnt matter.
Maybe. If you say so. Hopefully you enjoy yourself here.
>>681833339
bump
I did it. how are you guys.
>>681833783
>That thing doesnt deserve it.
So that means you do love him but he doesn't deserve to know? Tsyndera confirmed.
>>681833339
The one where there's people
>>681833728
Hi, doing great, I just wasn't visiting the waifu threads for no actual reasons.
>>681833783
No, but I can probably find it if you realy want it.
>>681826477
>>681834407
Ayyy
>>681833898
Thanks Kyouko!
>>681833906
What did you do?
>>681833691
Ah, that makes a bit more sense. Glad you're not a railroad pancake.
>>681833783
Arguing with friends, aside from that I might listen to some music. Thanks for asking, buddy.
>>681833803
Welcome back, Bones.
>>681833851
Glad to hear it, adorable.
>>681833872
Mmm, nice. Got a sweet tooth myself but after High School it went down a bit. How's it taste?
>>681834407
Heyo.
>>681833937
no.
kys
>>681834052
That would be wonderful
>>681834052
Glad to hear that you're doing good.
>>681834407
Hey there.
Miho claimed
Hello everyone.
>>681834649
Will do, it wasn't nice to meet you.
>>681834978
Heyo, Miho.
>>681835125
Welcome to hell
Enjoy your stay
>>681835065
>>681835119
>>681835127
>>681835134
>>681835204
Hello
>>681835101
<3
>>681835125
>>681835321
Now I kinda want to join just to stay there in silence and listen to what kind of stuff goes on in there.
>>681835321
And I still don't have my tea feg tag.
This is just wrong
TS is cancer.
Time for Dark Souls, see you tomorrow.
>>681835543
Yes.
>>681835543
/waifu/ is cancer.
>>681834864
>>681834626
>>681834485
Sup guys
Guess what day it is
>inb4 friday
>>681835496
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
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>>681835597
You in here?
>>681835594
Have fun!
>Homu
>>681835594
Remember, straight sword katanas and thrusting weapon are for pussies?
>>681835650
The good kind though
>>681835672
The day you finally snap and murder your family?
>>681835543
We have a TS?
>>681835863
Im a bit out of my mind, I saw 150 pics for some reason on the thread.
Bumping to image limit with memes.
![[LURKING INTENSIFIES].png](https://i.imgur.com/HdXVC33.png "[LURKING INTENSIFIES].png")
>>681836235
WOW SO FUNNY ECZZD
>>681836306
u havin a giggle m8?
>>681836495
RIP Mootkins.
