Just caught the hugest grasshopper in my bathroom.
Trips decides it's fate!
Options are:
1. Taped to bottle rocket and sent on important atmospherical mission.
2. Microwaved for science.
3. Donated to cats for science.
4. Set free.
>>681817210
>>681817210
Op here.... Option 4: Drop bottle rockets into bottle with grasshopper and film for science.
Rolling for space program.
Always go for the space program
Fuck grasshoppers!
Kill it, grasshoppers are pests.
5. Cum on it for reproductive studies
Bravely go when none have gone before. Space program.
TO SPACE
WE MUST DO IT
FOR SCIENCE
sharpie in pooper
Rolling for the microwave
eat it
Spacehopper
MICROWAVE, space program would take you for fucking ever and i'm not about to wait for your slow ass to do that
fuck it
eat its legs and then set free
Eat the smug looking fucker.
Option 2, we must see what a grasshopper becomes in it's ultimate form
cum on it and then rocket
>>681817651
Rolling for this
Option 4: release the poor thing
Set him free.
>>681817210
microwave for science!
Sup
>>681817890
roll
CAT PLS
>>681817210
space
tape him to a rocket, film it, post it
>>681817860
roll
option 3
>>681817651
We must breed grasshoppers-human hybrids
>>681817943
Roll
space
>>681817210
Let's seeeeeee 2.
Microwave!
Rollerino for the caterino
reach for the stars supid insect! T minus 10....
>>681817911
Get
Strap to bottle rocket then put in microwave and let the rocket soar.
Set it free
>>681817210
Rolling for cat science
>>681817210
Microwave! !!!!!!!
Set it free idiot
>>681817860
Reroll
Operation Space-Hopper is a go
>>681817544
Leaving on a jet plane.
>>681817651
roll
>>681817210
This
>>681818011
winrar?
Microwave
pic unrelated
>>681817210
You win, a brand new microwave!
4. set free
>>681817911
>>681818011
Holy shit
cats
Option 1 let's do it
cum on it then firecracker
3 or 4. OP decides.
pics
>>681817210
It's time for the new 4chan space program.
>>681817651
rollerino
2022 My present for /b/ Enjoy https://mega.nz/#!r4NAiARJ!rhF0csu_TRlK7EYH8dyguzuFK85-pb7kAslr_fhr0I4 Will remove in a few minutes
1.
4 free
>>681818175
roll
SPACE SPACE
Space mission!
>>681818256
Reroll
Turn it loose
>>681818221
OFF BY ONE
Microwave. Don't /b/ become the shit it's becoming by setting him free
3 for cats, c'mon
>>681817210
Come on 1.
>>681817210
Let it go.
Let it be free to slip the surly bonds of Earth and touch the face of God, mounted on its rocket steed.
Freedom
>>681818274
Reroll
>>681818335
OFF BY TWO
>>681818175
rolling
>>681818335
OFF BY ONE
6. Put on your cock
3
Wut up
>>681818007
double o 7
>>681817651
røll
2
just microwave it
Send that nigga to SPACE
Also make him a helmet
>>681818397
roll
4
Hi
Agent Hop must make it to space OP
>>681817651
Goop it up senpai>>681817651
cum rocket
>OP is a faggot
Space program lucky trips
>>681818221
>off by one
Kill yourself, rolling for microwave.
Rolling.
Obviously 4.
>>681818221
reroll
trips waste
Rolling for 2
4. set it free
4 rolling
>>681817210
set it free young grasshopper
if you only do what you can do, you'll never be better than what you are....
>>681818175
rerolling
space camp
Gay
Space
4 Chan space program
space nigga
Space nigga
>>681818255
oh, winrar.
>>681818397
roll again
4 rerolling
>>681817210
Microwave, record post results.
>>681817210
To space comrades
set it free
SEND EM TO SPACE
666 space
Gib me 2
>>>qe
Nothing
>>681817911
Ayyyyyy WINRAR!
OP here. By overwhelming demand... preparing for space program... Fuck trips... this is happening.
4 obviously
1
4 freedom
space program
3 PLZ
>>681818667
SET FREE
hehe xd
Let him ride his rocket into Valhalla
777 Space NOW
>>681817210
Stick it in your ass
>>681818731
ITS HABBENUNG
>>681818667
>>681818667
so close
Re roll for cum and rocket
>>681818731
so long space cowboy
>>681818731
ITS HAPPENING
OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>>681818731
OP again... Also, not sure we'll achieve liftoff... cargo looks heave for that rocket.
SET FREE!
>>681817210
Micro!
>>681818011
>>681817911
>>681818656
Double dubs have spoken
>>681818731
God speed
Put him in space >:(
Rolling for microwave
>>681818589
roll
>>681818731
Waiting for the video
>>681818731
you fucking monster.
Send him off as a hero
Microwave that bitch.
>>681818854
more rockets
Set free
>>681818731
>>681818731
Animal abuse!!
1
>>681818731
4
>>681817210
Free him and say 'Goodbye Mr. Hopper' for good luck.
MICRO
Kitty food
>>681818854
Needs another rocket
>>681818731
Look the poor thing. You fucking assasin.
OP here... stick around... gotta launch and upload vid. Few minutes, at least. :)
Death by drowning.
>>681818930
Rolling for more rockets
>>681818731
Microwave your cum
let him go fag
>>681818731
Post video
Rolling for science.
Stick it in your ass
let him go
>>681819042
ok
>>681818868
GTFO Moral fag. This is /b/ not greenpeace
Cum on its face
let him go faggot
>>681818731
Line three rockets on the bottom and one strapped to the top. Or just tape as many rockets as possible and throw it off your roof.
>>681817313
I like this. Roll
>>681819042
If trips, OP shove a rocked up to his asshole and fire it.
>>681818894
re roll
let him go u fgt
Shove in ass
>>681819055
Re roll
>>681819180
let him go.
Option 4 roll
Let it go.
Jk lolz
Put gas on it and burn it to death.
let him go pussy
let him go pls
>>681819333
FINALLY
>>681819333
Winrar
>>681819333
WINRAR
>>681819333
WINRAR
>>681819333
REAL TRIPS HAS SPOKEN
OP IS JUST A FAGGOT.
>>681819193
>>681819307
Rolling for microwave
>>681819333
win rar
>>681819193
Newfag fuck off
>>681819193
>tips fedora
Space program
>>681819305
damn that's awful
OP here.... editing vid.... will upload to vid me soon
Stop this madness! y-you monster
>>681817544
>>681817341
>>681817210
It's been too long since we had a good space mission
>>681819667
Post pictures of aftermath
>>681819667
webm the cunt
>>681819667
OP... you're retarded... fuck you...
Mission control is ready to guide this grasshopper to it's fate. Let's do this shit.
Rolling for Hoppers in space
>>681819636
Hey man, that's chinks for ya
>>681817210
i dont see option put in arse?
>>681817651
roll for this
>>681818731
Buzz light year crys while softly saying to infinity... and beyond..... buddy
>>681819667
Wtf is vid me, just do webm nigga
>>681819305
faggot
>>681818266
KILL YOURSELF!
>>681819333
The wait begins
OP here. Just kidding. I didn't do space mission. I felt bad for the little guy and let him go. Sorry guise
>>681819885
OP here.... webm is gay and has no sound... I want 60fps with sound and I am editing launch slo mo becasue I am a good anon.
do we have a winrar yet? i'm too lazy to read this thread
This will be winrar
>>681819960
nah, you're not OP. OP is a faggot and you're not.
>>681819919
What is a faggot?
>>681819960
fake
>>681820009
real
>>681819305
Why do you save those videos? Showing other 8th-graders?
>>681820017
Space program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LX7WrHCaUA
>>681819919
That I funny watermark is a nice touch
>>681820072
Autistic
>>681820072
Autistic
>>681820009
waiting...
op NASA needs this research where are you?
OP here. I'm trying to upload pictures for you guys but it won't let me. I don't know what's wrong
>>681817588
WINRAR?
>>681820085
Because I like to Russtle Jimmies :^)
>>681820124
Kek
>>681819461
>>681819605
>>681819611
>>681819919
>>>/reddit/
op you beautiful man how long now
>>681820009
Link vid pl0x
Put it in your butt
>>681820228
>>>trap threads
>>681820070
you
Say a prayer for our insect brother
>>681820139
Pretending to be a giant faggot is less autistic than calling it out?
microwave cuz i ain't never seen that shit.
>>681820311
>deflecting
No, just go home, redditard.
OP here. Uploading now... 30fps 720p... best I could do on short notice and vid me .... soon...
>>681820349
Thanks Anon, here's a (you) for you
>>681820363
Ash to ash dust to dust
>>681819333
You better fucking do it!
>>681817651
Rollerino
>>681820413
Op is not the hero we need, he is the hero we want
I can't wait for it to be a video of rick roll.
>>681820555
Nice trips, butthole.
Here it is!
https://vid me/uFxK
https://vid me/uFxK
https://vid me/uFxK
SLO MO is the best part. Was hard to capture due to unknown flight path. Love you guys. Stay awesome.
>>681820363
Found the turk
>>681819307
Haha-ohh, now I'm sad.
New thread?
>>681820555
TRIPS DONT LIE
Winrar said burn it with gas op you better tie that bitch to something and set it ablaze like a witch at the stake. also check these quads?
>>681820670
THE DO THIS TIME!!!!
>>681820618
>https://vid me/uFxK
FUCKING KEK
>>681820618
Fake
>>681820618
I aint clicking that shit, nigga.
>>681820429
you better go back to middle school, your mom is gonna be dissapointed of you
>>681820618
Holy shit. That little distant "boom" had me laughing.
comon op
>>681820213
I get that, i`m sorry for you
>>681820618
So go tell all your bug friends... DON'T BE IN MY BATHROOM.
>>681820618
i hope a missile ends up your ass.
>>681820618
very nice OP, I especially like the slo-mo PFFFff
>>681820618
Fuckin glorious OP, its this type of oc that keeps bringing me back to this shit hole
>>681820847
>>681820856
I literally just fucking watched it you autists
>>681820618
>https://vid me/uFxK
I THINK MY SIDES WERE TIED TO THE ROCKET TOO HOLY SHIT
>>681820847
>>681820856
retards...
I Really really really really like this video
>>681821069
me too anon
>>681820618
HD is god
>>681820888
I don't have school today :^)
Nice trips
>>681820618
An OP that actually delivered!
>>681821069
Cant we have one thread without banana humour
>>681820856
it's real my nigga it's fuckin real
>>681820618
Link doesn't work for me : (
>>681820618
succes
>>681821197
ZOZZLE overlords, no not really it's infected me
ps check em
>>681820618
>https://vid me/uFxK
This is it guys. It's actually not CP or something.
>>681820979
Do you really find that funny?
I mean, i don't give a shit about the insect but its not funny at all.
Unless you're autistic.
Are you autistic?
>>681821216
add the . and i had to refresh a few times in firefox and disable Ghostery
>>681820618
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
>>681821229
>https://vid me/uFxK
how view
everything's been done before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiPOOa3Fk2A
>>681820618
Glorious
Someone pls do an edit with epic ass intro
SPACE! , THE FINAL FRONTIER
>QUE EPIC MUSIC
>DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
>Fly well hopperoo
OP here.... grabbing some screens off the original 60fps vid... hang tight for many keks.
>>681821336
>thinks humour is corresponds with an objective reality
>being this autistic
The game has been played.
Glorious.
>>681819333
goddamn it why does a moral fag always win these things
>>681821697
doesn't matter, mission still completed.
>>681821697
*burn it* Yeah, real fucking moralfag :3
>>681821697
the video of the space program has already been uploaded faggot. read the thread before posting newfriend
op this is you, you need flair for delivering. From this day on you shall henceforth be known as Bug Catcher <name>
>>681820618
kek
Moment of launch
>>681821839
Fucking emo fag
":3" "nuzzles u" "Rawr xD"
Get the fuck back to tumblr you cunt
>>681821870
Bug Catcher Faggot
>>681821398
>https://vid me/uFxK
add a . you FUCKING retard
>>681821398
Step 1: Don't be retarded.
Jesus, you can't even make it past the first step!
>>681821922
HIS ANTENNA ARE BENT BACK FROM THE ACCELERATION!
Accelerating to the sky
>>681821937
Happy someone said it.
>>681822066
i giant hop for insect kind
>>681821937
Fuck's sake man, why can I not do that said 'face' and not be called an emo? I do not even have a tumblr account. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>681822066
last and best shot... GOODBYE FELLOW EARTHLINGS!
>>681820618
KEKEKEKRKEKEKEKEKEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
>>681821922
Have you tried recovering the vessel OP? Was it critical damage?
This is gold and I have captured it all.
I LOVE YOU OP YOU ARE MY HERO
JET WELL HOPPEROO
>>681821870
Agreed
>>681822224
Fucking 2 off.
OP here... I am actually REALLY surprised at how it flew... that bug was HEAVY as fuck compared to that bottle rocket. I gotta do this more often. Fun experiment.
>>681822165
1 like = 1 prayer
so long mr hopper
last thing bug was thinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRY1NG1P_kw
>>681822224
Gonig to look now.
>>681822314
jet well hopperoo
>>681822165
This is fucking beautiful, Kubrick would be proud Op
>>681818266
you sir are a total CUNT
Post remains op
>>681822390
What is it?
nice
>>681822268
Put me in the screencap pls.
>>681822481
Just spam, report it
>>681822481
Pr0n
>>681822540
lol im not gonna screepcap you if you didn't do anything funny.
>>681822314
JET WELL HOPPEROO
>>681822574
Righty-ho.
>>681821355
ty
also checked
>>681820618
You will be remembered my dear friend.
An OP that wasn't a faggot.
Wish you good times ahead.
>>681820618
It's god speed
