What would a black thug do to her?
so clean and civilized
>>681806250
Why are you virgins so obsessed with niggers fucking her?
>>681806405
who?
>>681806424
just look at her
>>681806424
seconded
you're like a bunch of suburban teens trying to live out your secret rape fantasies online
Another chimp thread?
Ruin her credit.
>>681806424
Watching to much porn and not going out much fucks your brain
>>681806250
Get his dick cut off by her by a viking sword
>>681806250
Niggers do what niggers do.
Of course, they'll be killed immediately.
>>681806739
>>681806712
what if she doesn't have one?
>>681806763
And here is the virgin cuck again
>>681807099
what's wrong anon?
>>681807424
That you cucks are so obsessed with black guys doing stuff to her.. This is not your average /b/ retard, this is something else
>>681807569
nothing wrong with that
>>681807671
Yeah, cause you are obviously obsessed with niggers
>>681807894
mudslims work too
>>681807972
You should an hero right now
>>681806250
Being that you post her in character i assume her character. So niggers couldn't dream of it as she'd shove an Axe thru the apes rib cage.
>>681806250
Id rape that ass boiiiiii!
>>681808370
they travel in packs, i doubt she'd do anything against 4 or 5 guys
>>681806250
A black thug would probably die since most dindus come standardly equipped with a big mouth since they can't fight worth a shit.
>>681807086
She'd used a fucking spoon to gut him then.
You're comparing a relatively sheltered and lazy modern day faggot who's been possibly in but a handful of serious street fights to an ancient battle hardened warrior who lived in a primitive place and era with no tech or modern form of comfort available,not to mention her sick kill count.
Don't be retarded
>>681808901
she'd still get rekt 5v1
>>681806250
>What would a black thug do to her?
look surprised as he took her sword up the ass.
>>681808990
>unarmed
>5v1
Yeah, and you could outrun a cheetah if said cheeta had all its legs tied up
Why even ask?
>>681809144
she still has her sword
>>681806250
Hey I love watching niggers fuck white women too OP. We have a lot in common.
>>681808588
>they travel in packs
so does shield maidens. Niggers gonna get carved out like bbq
>>681809240
>implying they wouldn't be curious after seeing a nig for the first time
>>681806250
same as a white thug you racist inbred motherfucker redneckbeard.
>>681809231
She'd fuck them up, assuming the 5 are wielding swords as well, given they've never used one before.
inb4 they have guns
>>681809428
she's gut one or two but the moment she's on the floor she's done anon
>>681808588
isn't the actress also a black belt in karate? or taekwondo?
>>681809702
first thing you're taught is to fight as a last resort
>>681806250
I's wait till massa wuz asleep n shit. He koo sometime, slidin wadamellin chunks tru da bars. I's get out mah cage, nowhamsayin? Roll up on dat sweet ho, all sleepin n shit.
>lights come on
>"Big mistake, nigger"
>Get clubbed on the head by paddy roller
>wake up with arms tied to iron gate, legs each tied to a different horse
>massa on one, white ho on another
>see my homies n mama watchin me. Dey all scream n shit when da horses rip dis niggas legs right off
>dayum dis shit hurt son
>massa get off his horse n pull out a flat razor
>mfw he runs it 'cross my neck, all goes black. Mama screamin sound far away.
>>681809345
maybe they would? Vikings reached sub-Saharan Africa, we know this from the records of Snorre Sturlasson, and we know they traded and bartered with the "blue men", aka. jet-black niggers, so I'd be surprised if some of the shield maidens wouldn't get curious about the males and some Vikings would about the black females. It's only natural.
The Varangian Guard brought home wives, from Al Andalus (modern day Spain, then part of the Islamic Sultanate of Almansur) that were Arab and African (Saracen and Moor) women.
you can say a great deal about the old Norse, but they were neither pickish nor racist.
>>681809867
>>681809916
exactly
>>681809483
Why would she go on the floor?
She's an exceptionally fit relic of the past, she could outrun them and pick them one by one if she wanted, despite being a woman she'd have more stamina and debatably a strength edge against your average person.
If not, she could keep them at bay and find some place where she can fight them 2 on 1, like behind a doorframe, i don't know.
In addition, psychologically, your average fag is afraid to die, when someone with a big sharp slab of metal gruesomely guts not one, but two people in front of you, you'd probably run the fuck out of there.
Shooting someone is one thing, it's clean simple, you just gotta pull the trigger and deal with the recoil. Swordfighting? they'd be dodging and shitting themselves more than swinging, i guarantee you.
>>681809409
>oh shit
>>681810051
shop of all shoops to end all shopped shoops
>>681810065
>mfw picture
>>681810246
bro having a sword doesn't mean anything if she's encircled
>>681810051
Nigger lover
>>681810665
>Nigger lover
Well i'm a white woman so obviously.
>>681810430
>What if X
>No, but what is X and Y
>Yeah, no, but X, Y and also Z
I don't know, I can no longer tell what kind of retarded scenario you're describing.
Yes, at some point if she's in a bad enough disavantaged situation she'd get overpowered and possibly raped, so would Ragnar, Genghis Khan, Ironman and your dad.
Did you really need us to figure that out for you, you dumb cuck?
>>681810430
yes it does, hence the shit about the general morale of attackers having a tendency to fall drastically when one or more of your buddies get seriously hurt. People are cowards, unless they're either insane and/or religious fanatics believing they get rewarded by their deity for killing as many people as possible in battle and then getting killed themselves -like, you know, Jihadists and Vikings.
how do you scare and demoralize an enemy that really, really wants to die killing you? You don't, they scare and demoralize you.
>>681810823
>Well i'm a disgruntled stormfag trying to lure you into race hate, so obviously
/fixed
>>681810871
what if those niggers are jihadists?
>>681810844
scenario was pretty clear from the start anon
>>681810957
You know it's true cuckboi.
>>681811024
>what if those niggers are jihadists?
then they yell ALLAHU AKBAR and blow themselves and Lagertha up.
and that's that.
>>681811323
they don't have any weapons as previously stated
>>681811024
You said A black thug
Then it was unarmed
Then it was armed
Then it was 5
Then it was 5 directly encircling her
IF they had enough coordination to all swing at the same time, yes, she'd probably go down.
Average people don't work like that tho, she may or may not find an opening, if she does, she's a trained warrior, you do the math.
>>681811391
Good let the cuckold flow through you.
>>681811492
He said that they weren't armed though
>>681811390
>I spend all my days on /b/ red-pilling the sheeple about the bbc and the jews
>in my dreams, Hitler awards me the Iron Cross for mein internet kampf
>I will never betray my Aryan blood
>cuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuck
>>681811673
>cuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuck
you're a broken record, bro.
>>681811683
I think he meant not armed with guns.
If they haven't got swords either then yes, they are royally fucked
>>681811963
>>681811492
no they only have their BBC
>>681811024
>Jihadists
Modern day jihadis would probably break, using guns and explosives isn't the same as fighting to the death with sharp objects.
It'd have to be an original jidahi
>>681812148
Not after lagartha is finished with them they don't
>>681812306
>>681811963
Eh, as much as I hate the cuck meme I feel like she wouldn't stand a chance if they just bum rushed her
>>681811800
>Aryan
>Masterrace
That title belongs to the Africans.
>>681811673
>>681806250
You should know nigger
>>681812554
of cause it does, you clever little reverse-cuck-psychology racist baiter piece of endless shit, of cause.
Who's to say she wouldn't be curious?
>>681812485
she's die fighting, like the Teuton women against the Romans. They killed their own children, and then themselves, in order to not become captives.
>>681812485
She wouldn't, but that's not how people do things.
Think about it, In battles, superior numbers don't mean an instant victory. In fact, it doesn't mean much, what mainly matters is who can make the other side rout first to fuck them up from behind.
You're only as good as you are willing to fight, and after your buddies go down with their intestines hanging, you're probably not gonna be very willing, cause you like living. A viking probably likes living too, but likes valhalla better.
>>681812946
But they wouldn't, once one of them is close enough to grapple her it's over
>>681813044
Aren't they supposed to be jihadist or something
>>681806424
Uhg, I know... /b/ was always full of faggots and autists, but this cuckold invasion is the worst cancer in a while.
>>681806250
>What would a black thug do to her?
Write her a letter from prison.
>>681813201
>Black thug jidahi
Oh shut up
>her face when
>>681806250
By her nice things
>>681813044
>>681813327
What about her?
>>681813201
>But they wouldn't, once one of them is close enough to grapple her it's over
takes some serious cojones trying to grapple a mad, skilled bitch with a sword and shield. I'd say they'd tuck tails and run.
unless they're high on crack, that's a game changer. But then again, she could be flying berserker-mode on mushrooms, and then she'd simply chew the face right of the one trying to grapple her.
>>681813350
>someone took time out of his life to sit and edit this together
k den
>>681813941
She's still a woman, the average nigger would knock her on her ass if he gets in grapple range
>>681813350
they seem well integrated, why is this wrong?
>>681814579
Exactly
>>681809916
Shield Maidens were virgins you Complete retard,
>>681814282
>She's still a woman
yeah, but exactly average. The Vikings trained in unarmed combat too, Glima, which pretty much equates to modern catch-wrestling with strikes and kicks, head butts, eye gouging, groin shots and bites and shit.
>>681814804
no, they were not, you utter brain void retard. Virginity is not seen as anything spectacularly honourable in the old, norse religions.
some were married, some were not, some were freed thralls (slaves) and some were widows. They came from all walks of life.
read the Eddas, read Saxo and Snorre and the Icelandic Sagas. I have.
>>681814804
That's just grasping anon
>>681814853
Yes, sure. But once one of them is grappling her, the remaining one can get closer. I don't see her winning a fist fight while she's grabbed by one dude
>>681809916
>On the way back to the Loire, he stopped off in North Africa where he bought several African slaves (known to the Vikings as 'blámenn', blue men, possibly West Africans or Tuaregs) who he later sold in Ireland.
Makes me shiver to think what those african warriors did to those Irish women
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hastein\
>>681815260
I'm sure it was consensual
>>681815260
jesus christ you're retarded, may I know your nationality please?
>>681815396
Damn straight.
>>681815521
I'm a southern white wife from Jackson Mississippi.
>>681815822
that's almost exactly what I would have guessed. Well good luck in life with your huband (who I assume is your brother as well)
>>681815260
>Makes me shiver to think what those african warriors did to those Irish women
yeah man, such alphas, getting caught and sold into slavery and such alpha shit.
they did shit all, except work to death.
>>681815136
>Virginity is not seen as anything spectacularly honourable in the old, norse religions.
Yeah. Sex was not such a big deal back in norse societies. They did what pleased them, both men and women. We still have a pretty relaxed relationship to sex in Scandinavia. Virginity is overrated anyways. It's something insecure manbabies worry about.
>>681815822
lefty, so smart
>>681815979
Call me Inbred, white trash, redneck, a cracker whore whatever it turns me on
>>681806250
She'll have anal sex for the first time
>>681816071
vel talt, min broder.
>>681806250
That depends on why she's visiting jail.
fucking damn it this thread proves once again that /b/ is such fucking cancer nowadays, especially when the Americans are on. the casual non-pc ironic racism had almost completely been replaced by actual inbred education.
>>681816891
Whatever cuckboi
What ways does /b/ think she should be blacked?
>>681817062
>Posts black cock.
>calls another anon for cuckboi
Fuck off goldberg
>>681816891
Hate to break it to you but /b/ has been a cancer since like 2010
>>681817206
I'm a girl. If a woman's sexuality threatens you then maybe you should leave this thread.
>>681816891
get fucked by your refugee, "educated" lefty
>>681817457
/b/ has always been cancer nothings changed
>>681817516
i am a girl and i post porn
>>681817566
Fuck off /pol/
>>681814124
sauce???
>>681817625
yeah but at least it was funny, now it's just edge beyond comedy
>>681817457
that's what I'm saying
>>681817145
Impregnated by a BBC that was JUST released from jail. Sentence in prison must have been at least two years. His dick has to be long but painfully thick. He has to fuck her very hard to the point she needs a break or wants to stop. Right when she tries to stop the BBC from hurting her, he has to fuck her even harder until he cums inside her.
>>681817516
>I'm a girl
I'm a gull
.. such diversity and honesty we have.
>>681817625
thats not true niggerboi/wannabe, you are
>>681817516
Well then, you know the rules. Let us see those tits, preferably with timestamp
>>681811390
>white
>would fap
>the race of the guy isn't even something I would notice
>>681818064
8 the b8
>>681817716
get off my be aids
You will never satisfy a woman like this.
>>681817716
get off my b AIDS
>>681818406
that is called anal pain
>>681806250
well, she would probably kick their asses. but if there's a well trained pack of niggers, they'd probably yelp and make noises while taking turns with her, and then beat her to death and leave her in an alley.
7516 My present for /b/ Enjoy https://mega.nz/#!r4NAiARJ!rhF0csu_TRlK7EYH8dyguzuFK85-pb7kAslr_fhr0I4 Will remove in a few minutes
>>681818249
Then right before he cums deep in her I want the girl to ask him not too. Or ask him to pull out. The BBC will grunt as he pushes the seed deeper into her. He will pull his massive black cock out of the tight pussy only to see nigga seed come pouring out from her pussy lips. Then her dad has to walk in the room and quickly leave Cuz he is disappointed
>>681806250
Fall slain at her feet
>>681818941
>>681818249
Anything else?
>>681806250
Cum on her buppers
>>681818609
More like satisfaction.
Everyone in this thread is obsessed with penises.
How important is penises really?
>>681819374
It's all relative to the size of your steeple
>>681819523
I would never let a bitch make an nuccer jozzle on my snek m95
>Implying niggers have standards
>>681819239
She could be in just a t-shirt in a g-string, with the g-string pulled to the side while she is bent over taking a long BBC. Her tit's can be out over the top of the t-shirt while she sucks an even larger BBC that she hasn't felt yet. The nigga who is getting his dick sucked will make her look him in the eyes no matter how hard she is getting pounded. The nigga fucking her from behind is really fucking the shit out of her. While he slides his long middle finger in and out her ass hole. Both niggas will cum inside her eventually.
Damn my thread got derailed hard
THANK YOU!!
>>681806250
All this arguing about cucks and shit.
A black thug would obviously rape her and steal her money.
Or, act nice enough to gain her trust them destroy her credit and leave her with a house full of lil niglets.
>>681821292
>>681821534
I got you /b/ro
>>681807972
>mudslims work too
In only one sense of the word.
>>681821534
>>681821762
Think she'd choose a mudslim or a nigger?
>>681821558
He went that-a-way!!!
>>681813803
HOLY FUCK.
That is the biggest cock I've seen in my life.
>>681822016
Nah Lagertha would choose one, reluctantly
>>681821914
never
>>681822150
she'd have to
>>681813803
I mean, a big cock is great and all, but if blowjobs entail just getting your head sucked on, no thanks.
>>681821914
There's not enough mudslime on white woman porn out there.
>>681821723
Kinda funny that's the first time I have ever used that word here. I was just saying that everyone is arguing and derailing the thread with their cuck porn instead of answering OPs question.
>>681822292
yeah but it's her choice
>>681813980
LOL, it's true. So many white trannies out there desperate for black dick.
>>681811274
Haha, MOONDOG!
>>681822487
Where's the blonde?
>>681822205
a nigger bull then.
i've read an interview with her where she said she loves strong-minded men who take the initiative.
>>681820079
source?
>>681806250
(812) 381-3356
>>681806250
nothin
>guy already tried to rape her, look how that turned out
>>681822095
don't get excited, a massive amount of cocks in porn are fake.
>>681822658
Hey guys, im 14 and i get fucked by bbc, (im male) and its just above 8 inches, im a pathetic slave to it
>>681822956
yeah but he was burly viking, 3 times the size of a black thug
>you'd need an army to take her down
>>681813803
You broke my womb!
You sunk my battleship!
>>681823220
she is a woman, any well trained dude would kill her in real life
>>681823307
>>681822020
Hehehehehhh... I fucking kill me!
http://imgur.com/gp9278f
>>681823646
hot
>>681823534
she is a voracious, viking woman. not the white girls your use to today
>>681823820
>>681823220
She's still just a woman.. any normal guy would overpower her
>>681823820
so? she not only would be smaller than modern women, but i do martial arts, she wouldnt be all that great considering that men back then would be 6ft AT BEST, maybe 5ft7 average
>>681823968
What? are you Americans this thick?
>>681823645
dark colors make everything look bigger
>>681824033
sorry but that's life mate
>>681823968
lol, reality check please
>woman from viking era
>great muscle mass
>stronger than average guy
>stronger than female mma fighters
>fights wars, kills relentlessly
or let me guess big man, you could rape any female mma fighter
>>681824025
wrong vikings are known for reaching 7ft
she would most likely be closer to 6ft
+ muscle
what martial arts to you practice, I'm dying to know
>>681824389
>great muscle mass
>viking age
If anything she was underfed. And yeah, there's a reason why sports are gender separated. Any man would destroy a woman.
>>681813976
Post it on /pol/
>>681824626
yes, and yet she killed the huge guy trying to rape her
>Any man would destroy a woman.
any man with equal training, your a ghetto gangster, shed tare you apart
>>681824891
Dude, she's one of the main character in a sjw show. Of course they couldn't let her get raped.
>>681824591
irl she's 158 cm
tiny & cute.
>>681824845
Already did.
>>681818163
Ah, but it makes it even sluttier and therefore hotter.
>>681825058
SJW SHOW!!!
OH NO YOU DIDNT YOU FUCKING RETARD!
you better be trollin me, no way does anyone think that.
>vikings
>rapists
>white men
>dont recall any blackmen
she is a strong female lead because she is:
1. lead characters wife
2. viking
3. its fucking sexy as hell. imagine fucking a girls like that
>>681825214
Kek
>>681825058
also
>see sons of anarchy
>>681825165
yeah but realistically though. she also wouldnt be that hot either
>>681810169
Wow that thing looks nasty as fuck. What the hell is with that crusty shit?!
I think the women who do this also have some mental issues or something...
>>681825529
http://www.tvguide.com/news/vikings-finale-is-lagertha-dead/
>"No," Hirst reveals. "There's a feminist collective in New York who wrote to me a couple years ago and they said, 'We don't' care how many of the male characters you kill off, but if you do anything to Lagertha, you're in trouble.' So I'm very careful about that warning."
lmao
>>681825960
thats season 4
I got as far as a few episodes of season 3, I dont watch that shit anymore
but the attempted rape happened season 1 or 2 back when lovefilm was still its own thing
>>681826352
Dude, just stop.
>>681826466
>>681826352
>vikings started with no feminist involvememt
>hirst complies with demands of feminists
>femenists metaphorically hornets nest
