Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you Anonymous! Don't s-suffer in s-silence!
>>681784256
Good morning Alice! How are you, and how did you sleep last night?
My s/o suffers from severe clinical depression. What are some steps that I can take to ease this suffering?
Why am I never happy with the things I already have?
>>681784348
Better than usual actually. I woke up a minute before my alarm; that's good, right?
>>681784441
Taking them to a doctor. There's nothing a non professional can do to ease their suffering; that's why it is depression and not just transient sadness.
>>681784522
Because that's not how happiness works. It's called the "hedonistic treadmill"; doing the same thing doesn't result in the same amount of dopamine release.
Suppose you pet a puppy. Let's say this releases 1 unit of dopamine. Pet the puppy again, you'll get half that. Then half again. Then half again.
This is to keep us hill climbing, innovating, etc etc. So of course you can't be happy with what you have; what you have isn't novel, so your brain releases less and less dopamine.
Now, what you have will become more COMFORTING. But not as happiness inducing.
>>681784556
That's usually good yes!
I'm glad you're doing a bit better this morning! Certainly an improvement from last week~
>>681784737
I assume why it's called the pursuit of happiness
why do you do this thread everyday? do you like the abuse?
>>681784765
Well it is Friday.
>>681784858
No, I think that's just a literary device.
Regardless, all happiness is transient; you can't just capture the feeling forever. What would be the point?
>>681784925
Not particularly.
>>681784968
Well, you do certainly have a point there.
>>681785033
*shrugs* Science don't lie.
>>681784968
This is true! How could I forget today was Friday!
Do you have any plans this weekend?
>>681785134
Probably will work on my game engine.
It's evening here ohayou alice.
>>681785296
Marisa3?
>>681784256
My girlfriend of 7 years dumped me and I'm crushed. I feel like I'm getting over her but the last time I tried with someone else I couldn't get it up. What's wrong with me?
Why can't i stand hollow/superficial people?
Have a bump.
>>681785844
Because you wrongly think you aren't one of them; everyone is superficial to some degree Anonymous.
>>681785830
How long ago was it? If it was within 2-4 years, you are still depressed over the relationship failing.
That, and being with a new person after being with the same person so long is always a recipe for a hard on issue.
Is it good to embrace my impulsivity even when I know the consequences would be bad?
I want to quit my job and follow a passion of mine, but I wouldn't be able to pay rent or anything unless I came up with a small plan.
>>681785171
That sounds like a decent weekend task! I'm going to bake a cake or some cookies this weekend~
>>681786136
No, that's a terrible idea. Why do you think you have a neocortex? It's to plan long term; that's why humans are capable of so much more than a lot of other animals.
Do what you feel is right, but make sure you have a safety net before you do, Anonymous.
>>681785364
No, I was on the last thread remember?
>>681786238
*yawns* Vaguely. Sorry, still waking up.
Why is it that when I am in a good mood, and I notice it, it diminishes?
>>681786370
It's alright. I am happy to see you helping other anons here.
Why do i focus so much on the why i'm doing something instead of just doing it? It made me waste so much potential pleasure and good moments
>>681786228
I sincerely hate repetition, and doing what I do not want to. I ruin my own life willingly, I've identified multiple problems with healthcare professionals and yet I still feel im extremely unstable and unpredictable and I can never live a life I want at all
>>681786646
Because you took note of it and thought about it, thereby releasing norepinephrine, calming the dopamine rush.
Live in the moment, Anonymous.
>>681786690
Why do you think "pleasure and good moments" are things you need? Evolution doesn't really give a shit how much pleasure or happiness you have, just that you reproduce.
So of course your processes aren't hedonistic to an ungainly degree.
>>681786749
Okay? So does everyone else; it ain't like people ENJOY shitty jobs. Only 18% of the US enjoys their job.
Doesn't mean they, you know, want to starve.
Do I even have your steam anymore? Figured I'd catch you if I stayed up long enough.
>>681787031
rukiarcx
But I don't log in all the time. It doesn't work on my phone
>>681784256
What degree do you have?
>>681787135
This it?
>>681787337
Yuuup
>>681784256
Is that Sanae poster your stalker or something?
Alice, you're not meant to be around any more. Who are you now?
>>681787387
Alright then I do have you added already. Times are weird, on my iPod it says last online a day ago. Computer says three days ago.
>>681786934
I get it, but most people can't stand this attitude of mine. I wear out people often and i can't really do much more than pretend that i don't want to know every fucking why moving through everyone involved in the situation. Relationships have been hard for my partners
>>681787481
I'm Alice. And says who?
>>681787499
Weird.
>>681787463
Just a friend, I think?
>>681787512
So go to therapy! CBT can help with that.
Alright, time for work guys
See you at 8PM
Email me at [email protected] if you need me
With love,
Alice
>>681787631
She kinda creepy
>>681787463
Nope! I'm her friend, have been, is now and will continue to be as such.
>>681787499
Dude what game is she playing ?/
>>681787631
Every Alice before you.
>>681787690
creepy
>>681784256
Will you ever fuck off and stop making these threads? Giving fake hopes is worse than nothing.
>>681787723
None of those were "before" me, they were my children.
As well, all of those except Rin support me.
So I hope you can see this, cuz I'm doing it as hard as I can.
>>681787782
This ones for you too, Anonymous.
*vanishes*
>>681786934
And that's just it. I'd rather be starving than having my life revolve around something I hate. I went to jail just because I didn't want to make a phone call.
>>681787782
>implying
>>681787663
I just have a lot to do in the morning, and I fall asleep a lot
>>681784256
>ex used to beat me up even in public because he wants me to be full of bruises
>I fell for him even harder
>I was so loyal and submissive to him, he suddenly acted cold, heartless, wouldn't care even if I told him I want to break up.
>Whenever I would tell him to try to change some things about him being cold he would tell me "go find somebody else"
>he broke up with me when I was madly in love with him and he didn't care he was going to deeply wound me
What's wrong with him? What's wrong with me?
Can you tell me why i cant talk to women very good i was for 4 years in psychological treatment by a women XD but sometimes i think that doesnt work really well
>>681787819
I ask of only one thing whether or not you can control it I don't know, just don't let it devolve like they all did. It was a fucking joke what everyone acted like.
why must my world seem great but feel like shit?
>>681787979
>XD
That's why
>>681788090
Dude calm down she is already left.
>>681788195
Because of a smiley? Oh yeeah
>>681784256
Today I dreamt at my old job my boss started to complain about me that I don't feel compromised about what I do and always avoid my responsibilities, I used to work a lot and make money today, I just don't work because now I have the money, all day I'm sleeping or on /b/ now my life I comfortably but I don't think I have a motivation nothing is enough to get my lazy ass out of the bed. I don't know if I'm depressed or something, I go out for vacation I feel good, but when I come back, everything comes back.
>>681784256
Last night I think my antipsychotic wore off early, because I suddenly became manic about 6 hours before I was due to take the next dose. It is supposed to be taken with food and the night before I only had a small slice off a party pizza with it. Would that be the likely culprit?
>>681784256
I'm extremely depressed, dont know what to do with my life.
>>681788374
Think you could help someone down on their luck? Got laid off from my factory, not looking good for my rent this month. Anything would help anon.
Do you even have a psychology degree?
>>681787723
I remember Alice1, she was nice. The Alice2 of today doesn't really compare to her, to be completely honest.
>>681784256
>Anonymous
>>681788771
Alice2 works with alice1 on a daily basis. Alice1 now goes by reimu. Go enjoy her circlejerk threads, loser.
How do I into around the other side of the on the?
My gf wants to spend every second we're not working with me. This was nice a year ago when we first started going out, but now that we live together, it's starting to become a bit of a bother because any time I want to hang with my friends or do something online (I RP) she gets all sad because we're not doing something together and alone, despite the fact we spend nearly every second aside from working together. She's not controlling, and I know her saddened periods are not intended to guilt trip me (she apologizes whenever she gets sad and stuff). I just don't know what to do when she wants to go with me when I hang out with our friends, but doesn't want to participate in what we do.
My girlfriend slapped me and I slapped her back, twice. She's leaving me now (obv) any advice on how to make her stay?
>>681789010
Awh, sounds like a little cutie as long as she isn't really manipulating you
>>681788771
Too bad she left anon I'm sorry.
>>681788952
Lol I know what you said but hell nah she is not alice1 .
I can't be happy with by relationships.
I've recently started my 4th (serious) relationship with this awesome girl, but I still have this need to check out other girls and even try and have sex with them. I haven't cheated on her, and I barely cheated on any relationship (just once, and it was a few days prior to the break up).
It's like I want to experience having sex with every other girl I meet, regardless of how much sex I can have.
>>681789149
She runs reimu threads like every day. You people are retarded.
>>681784256
>I'm h-here for you Anonymous! Don't s-suffer in s-silence!
why the fuck do you write this text stuttering everytime you make this post, you autistic faggot?
>>681789249
Yes. She is. We have proof she's that alice, going back for years. Stop embracing the serene delusion of who alice1 was and understand who she really is.
And she never helped one person, unlike alice2.
>>681789270
Idk what board but I will never bother them.
>>681784256
I've been touching myself and shoving carrots up my pooper thinking about pouring scat in your mother's love hole and watching the dog lick it out.
How much do you consider is reasonable for a bag of carrots?
>>681789041
play hard to get.
My ex >>681787965 and he's blaming me so idk what to do
>>681784256
What proof do you have that you're a psychologist?
Why should people even bother what can you offer
>>681789396
/b/ after reimu gets home from work. Maybe an hour after alice threads
>>681784256
I maked a poopy. How do I flush it.
>>681784256
why am i so fucking lazy?
if i was on fire id probably be too lazy to put myself out
>>681789454
They clearly are bothering, even without proof. So, because they are desperate, I guess?
>>681789428
aRE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT`?````??????
>>681784256
In school, I studied passively, by sitting in class and listening. I rarely did anything actively, such as homework or studying for an exam. I passed with rather good grades.
In university, passive studying was not enough, and I failed everything. I went through four semesters of failing, yet I didn't change my ways. I couldn't bring myself to sit down and study.
So I was kicked out and was sent to the military for the past three years. I'm about to return to studying at a university, a fresh start in a different place. But I don't know whether or not I'm capable of actively studying.
What do I do? I'm scared of disappointing myself and my family by failing again.
>>681789534
So taking advantage of desperate peoplefor their own pleasure?
>>681784256
what are those little things that i see in the corner of the carpeting on the back of the seat in my sister's ski boat? these are the seats that are built into the bottom of the boat in case that detail helps.
>>681789428
She basically, doesn't care about me anymore tho ;-;
>>681789674
Im not op but I don'treally see anyone being taken advantage of here besides op so way to put words in my mouth
>>681789753
That picture suits my whole life.
If she doesn't care, don't care either.
And also try to go for a better next ;)
>>681789758
Having people exposing their miserable life you think OP doesn't take pleasure in that? think a little
>>681789863
I wouldn't so why would op? Don't make assumptions without evidence dickwad
>>681789524
also, i get really anxious sometimes in front of a lot of people. I just feel like all their attention is on me, idk.
>>681789931
She/he Comes here everyday ,and she barely gives any help, why else would that person do this idiot
>>681790002
She gives barely amy help? Last night ten people came in and thanked her for helping them through serious issues. You need to lurk moar
>>681789380
it means alice1 is headcanon and alice2 is headcanon + canon
>>681789499
Damn that was my bedtime
>>681790082
Implying that wasn't herself to make people expose themself kek ok kid
I have a recurring dream of holding a pistol (revolver to be precise) and shooting someone.
No details, just holding the gun.
Ive never held a weapon in my life
>>681790190
Okay ancient aliens guy conspiracies everywhere huh?
Why is my 21yo gf so meh with anything sex related?
>>681790416
Your dick is too small
>>681790295
Not really, it's just this shitty masochist taking advantage of people who have real problems with advices taken from candy boxes
>>681790416
Because it's her first time don't time.
>>681790471
Again, put up or shut up. Evidence of samefagging please. As well, she helped me, so that's at least one piece of evidence against you, ancient aliens guy
>>681790466
>>681790466
i was afraid of that <sigh>
>>681790548
samefagging? I was the only person replying to you idiot, how did she help you, did she say your problems were real and people that say otherwise are just inferior good job kid
this thread gone wild......
>>681790662
No she helped me talk to my doctor about my medicationsnd get my absence seizures under control. The medication she recommended was much more effective at controlling them.
why am i such a fucking faggot? everyday i want my dad to rail my nigger ass and he turns me down? what gives?
>>681790662
Ok let's end this [not guy] but first why did you hate the psychologist threads?
>>681790949
If you had problems you should've talked to your doctor not to some fake on the internet who claims to be whatever. I went in on of this to seek some orientation for my schizophrenia and it said basically tought luck, you got lucky this time but if it was a less lucky person they could be dead already
>>681791126
I did talk to my doctor. He got it wrong the first time. Alice helped me help him reassess. This led to a better outcome.
Where is the problem, again?
>>681791256
If he got it wrong and you were having bad symptoms you should've realized and went to check up not go online for some sick fuck pleasure
>>681791426
And yet most people don't have the knowledge base to ask such questions. The fact is, without alice, id be worse off; nothing you say can change that. The world isn't perfect and neither am I. But she made it better.
So again, what is the problem?
Why haven't you shown your tits yet?
>>681791126
I don't have any problems at all except in solving mathematical equations, now I know I am very sad to you anon nut don't hate her because doctors are looking for symptoms not scanning your to know your problems.
>>681791855
1 specific case doesn't cut it for the general, you could be 1 out of the 20 she fucked over also what makes you qualified to be pretending to be someone else and helping people here you just sound like some girl with deep problems trying to project how fucked up you are on a place known for fuck ups
>>681792168
Damn my head hurts I just want my battery die and go to sleep after this
>>681792372
A specific case does disprove your assertion that she helps very little. She helped me a lot.
One day imma beat this bitch for stuttering so much
>>681792461
How does one case dispove anything, how do you know people she/you helped didn't get even worse, they are not here to talk you assume too much
>>681792658
Because you asserted a universal; an existential can disprove a universal. She has helped me a lot, therefore her help is not little. As well, as I said, people come back to thank her. Lurk more fool.
>>681792889
Listen 10º grade psychology act doesn't cut it in the real world, You're basing the help she gave on people you don't even know and you defend it so bad because she somehow "helped" you by saying oh you feel bad go check with your doctor
>>681784256
What are some of the best ways to manipulate people?
Hello Alice how are you today?
>>681793276
Wow I didn't know neuropsychopharmacology was taught in tenth grade! Weird, never took that class. Therefore why I didn't know what drugs tk ask my doctor about.
Its clear you just want to troll and cant accept maybe some peopl are willing and capable of helping others. So good day to you sir.
>>681794002
>neuropsychopharmacology
I was talking about the "asserted a universal; an existential can disprove a universal"
You're just a guinea pig to most of this "people"
I'm a psych masters student, whoever is OP is either a shitty psychologist or (more likely) studied some basic psychology and read a lot of women's magazines. Hardly anything to hang in your Christmas tree. The "advice" isn't even advice. Also pls note that 2 sentences isn't usually enough to give you guys any kind of advice, especially if it's something so general like "Why am I not happy with what I have".
Someone asked in the beginning "Why can't I get my dick up with new girls, after being dumped after 7 years?" and the reply was "If it was within 2 years she dumped you, that make sense"... So much for "advice" fucking hell.
I'll go ahead and give advice:
-Are you able to get a hard-on on your own while masturbating, without porn? Good.
-Morning erections? Good
-Only erections with porn? Stop porn.
IF you can get a hardon, especially if they happen automatically at any point, particularly morning, there is no "organic damage" i.e. it's not strictly Physical. i.e. you're lucky and should be happy. That means it's (very very common) psychological.
It could have something to do with expectations. It could have to do with pressuring yourself and/or pressure from your sexual partner... You try too hard to "perform".
So, what the fuck can help you...?
1. Relaxation. Persistent relaxation exercises, Yoga, Meditation, Deep Breathing. Eventually you will be able to use these techniques in "the real world", and they will improve your life IMMENSELY in so many areas, you have no clue.
2. Exercise, especially regular cardio. I could write a book about the benefits. Start with a 30 min walk, and if you're ADHD like me, get a pair of headphones and listen or download TED talks, great entertainment!
3. Fuck one-night stands with alcohol, if you're this nervous. Try getting a girls number, go for a date instead, and here comes a cool trick for any sexual relationship, new or old partner: EXPERIMENT and HAVE FUN. Don't take is so fucking serious. Laugh. Foreplay
GLHF!
>>681794181
I said good day sir
>>681794321
Meditation and all the things you recommended are proven ineffective. Thanks for exposing yourself as a fraud!
>>681784256
do you believe people could benefit from natural psychedelics i have heard alot of stories where people have cured depression from san pedro cactus, shrooms and LSA
>>681794321
Thoughts on people who enjoy being depressed and isolated?
>>681794420
>proven ineffective
>psychology
>>681795126
Plenty of high quality studies in psychology fag
>>681784256
>Young, tender aged me
>Once was innocent, really childish actually, big Nintendo fan at the time. Zelda games were my favorite to play alone.
>Usually played super smash bros with my dad everyday
>Loved to main as Ike, he played as meta knight
>Only beat him occasionally, but it was still fun
>Someday, years later, his job working close to asbestos gave him lung cancer
>Took me a while before I could get time off from work to visit
>Things looked good, he had a high chance of recovering.
>He asked me to bring my old system over from his house, and we played smash bros while he was in the hospital
>Eventhenican'tbeatthemaster,png
>Gamed for hours sometimes, thought things were getting better for him
>Actually he was getting worse but hiding it well
>Meant to visit him one day, but couldn't because of work. He passed away that day leaving a note saying,
>"Even though I'm gone, keep fighting in life as if you were Ike"
I cried when I read the P.S note
"Read the first letter of every paragraph, and prepare yourself."
>>681784256
Why does my hand hurt?
why i am a beta? i am a good person but i`m alone :(((((((
>>681789010
bruh wat. this is me...almost eerie
>>681784256
Why do my Spaghetti-O's keep making lightning?
>>681796045
What are you afraid of? The answer frees the Alpha living within you
>>681784256
A female friend i met in the psychatrie asked me if i wanted to go on a concert tomorrow. I would love to go but i'm very antisocial. It would be awkward as hell. Wat do dear anon?
>>681796424
i think that i dont have alpha spirit in mi ;-;
>>681796794
Fuck off, Maxim.
>>681796870
wtf, why u say that?
>>681796794
The Alpha is a condition of the mind. It is cultivated as one tends for a garden
>>681797165
how i do that?
>>681797311
Stopping yourself from being a complete faggot
>>681797311
Observe the Lion. He fears nothing. Free you fears to free the Alpha my son
>>681797456
thats soo poetic but i think i cant do that, im a really big faggot
>>681784256
Do you understand women? Why do you talk like a fag?
>>681789255
Congratulations. You're a man
>>681797382
One who possesses the Alpha simply is. He does not strive as the Betas do. What business has he with faggots? You have much to learn young beta
Hey head doc, I got a problem.
I'm slipping into a hikikomori otaku lifestyle, I have not fallen into weabooisms as of yet. (Body pillow, figurines, literal waifu, etc. ) However I find myself withdrawing further from humanity daily. Should seppuku?
>>681797902
teach me, alpha-sensei
>>681794181
Nice baiting
Think you lost him tho
>>681784256
Are you a legit psychologist?
Also it takes me hours to go to sleep at night. I need to wake up at 7-8AM every morning but can't get to sleep until 3-4 AM I could seriously go to bed at 11 or 12PM and not actually sleep for hours.
I'm not particularly depressed or anything, nothing particularly crazy keeping me up at night, I do get tired, but it still takes ages.
Is it normal to think of your death everyday? I also often think of my wife and children's deaths and how we will eventually just be rotting in the ground. I am otherwise pretty normal, married children carreer.
How do I not an hero?
I promised some friends I wouldn't, but it gets harder not to each day.
>>681798127
What do men most seek, my son? If you can answer this you will know the way of the Alpha.
Don't trust Alice
She used to be nice to me and was there for me during a rough time in my life but when she found someone cuter she dumped me for them
She won't even say "hi" to me anymore when her friends are around
>>681798578
the money or the interests i think, am i correct?
>>681798677
dubs confirmed
>>681798578
Fuckin' Pussy Mate.
>>681798783
A man's chief desire is the feeling of importance. The Alpha possesses this because he can impart it to others. The beta cannot see so spends his life stealing it, thus none is ever given to him.
>>681798677
Hahaha
Anon dumped for another anon
So pathetic
I got social anxiety,was searching on internat how to help myself,nothing works.
I don't wana use any kind of pills,never went for professional help,should i?
>>681799789
Grow a pair and just get out there. Waste dollar on professional advice but honestly it'll boil down to that and you save yourself the cost.
>>681799467
She hurt me real bad and she hurt that other anon too and the one after that.
She runs through people like water
>>681799304
thats true....i will think about that, thanks ^^
how do I tell my very religious and very conservative parents that I am a flaming homosexual that likes to take dick up my ass?
>>681800054
Conservatives don't care of you're gay, they'll feel bad if you don't tell them sooner
>>681799981
So what
Not your problem anymore. You wised up and, I would have thought, moved on. If you haven't then worse fool you and if you have then why the fuck do you care
>>681784256
Just finished first year of university, majoring in comp sci. All year I felt like i didn't care about anything and was merely existing, ending up with a shit CGPA (3.0) by the end of the year. I commute to school so I don't have many friends there, and my friends from high school all went to other schools.
My parents suspect that my more recent lack of enthusiasm has something to do with my younger brother's drowning 2 years ago, but I don't feel as though it affected me a lot. I don't know.
how not to be fucking depressed all the time and be a functional human instead of breaking down crying like a little fgt at unpredictable times, usually slapping the face a few times dose the job but there must be a more effective way
>>681800244
I just want an apology for her wasting my time after she promised to help me with my problem
I'm pretty introverted but I work a retail job (gas station). Everyday I leave mentally exhausted from seeing so many people for so long. Is there anything I can do or do I just keep putting up with it?
>>681800941
People can change from introvert to extrovert with time, you just have to know how
>>681800866
She/He doesn't owe you anything. And dont take the moral high ground like you're only trying to warn others so no one else suffers as you have. You're an ex talking shit after being dumped. Except this is all anon and not irl.
Like I said.....Pathetic
>>681801574
Alice and I live 10 mins away from each other irl
>>681801758
Sure she does
And you stalk her online warning people against her. That's worse mate, like I hope Alice doesn't live alone with you up the road
>>681801260
I'm definitely much more extroverted than before, but I'm not sure where to go from here
Since a month my ex gf broke up with me, everything went to shit...
The bitch lied to me for a entire year how she was ( personality, behavior,etc) because in reality she was a piece of trash, a fucking bitch, on that last month she broke up with me, i was thinking what she is just insecure or just inmature but no, all was a excuse, in that month i was destroyed thinking what im the bad one in the relationship the stupid one what the shits the entire relation, but no....
she was a manipulative bitch, and every day since the break up she gave me false hope to return and laughin on my desperate face
In all that time she created another facebook account, a secondary one what she hid from me, in that account she even took photos with the fucker what she was cheating on me, all this thing in front of his family, the family of this bitch already knows what she was cheating on me
But im not gonna stand crossed arms and what i did....i feel great.. man but the thing what i did is not the correct thing
I had her nude photos i put all of them in a video with some captions what how the bitch she was i shared it in a porn page, then i shared the link to....her family, all of her friends,another ex, the fucker what she cheated on me, her mother friends, a lot of people near she
i would like see her reaction face, and the other fucker reaction too
>>681784256
im addicted to xtc,help
I broke up with my last gf at the end of January. I see her almost everyday still. Is it weird to still miss her?
>>681802449
Only if its still as tough now as it was then. As long as it's getting better then it will get better. Ya know?
>>681802327
Have you been laid since. Can make a big difference in how you see the ex
Any advice on how to deal with my schizophrenic mother? She spends her time either talking to no one or sleeping.
Not completely lost in her world, but communication is becoming difficult lately.
Of course, she's refusing to take treatment.
A good friend of mine recently told me about how she feels like nothing to someone she looks up to and it's making her really depressed. I've never done this before, how can I be comforting and there for her?
>>681803498
tell her to pick better role models
if a role model cant make you feel good then its the wrong one
tell her to choose Hitler as her role model and she will never be depressed again
What natural herbs do you recommend for anxiety
![fry [19947].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RMFfunL.jpg "fry [19947].jpg")
What does it take for you idiots to let this thread die more than three hours after I left?!
I mean. Hello.
>>681804811
Weed
COMMAND'S COME DOWN FROM ON HIGH, SINK THIS SHIP
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
Any psychological trics to get a girl?
>>681805837
I'd like to know how to meet and talk with an interesting chick. Maybe have it lead to a great job for me.
>>681805837
Keep this thread alive
At 300 posts I'll make it worth your while
I know that this might come off as a troll post, but I'm being serious. I believe that I have low-level Aspergers. I show all of the symptoms (weird speech patterns, over-sensitivity to stimuli, no sense of direction, cant understand thoughts/emotions of others, collect/research certain things obsessively, etc). However, it doesn't seem like much can be done about it. There's also some downsides of being diagnosed. Should I see a professional? What else can I do to help myself improve?
>>681806239
Obvious troll is obvious
>>681807038
I'm actually serious. It has caused quite a bit of trouble in my life.
>>681806239
Go to tumblr with the other self diagnosed fags
>>681805981
OP, please respond.
>>681806025
Bump
>>681807808
Bumping again
>whispers
You can't spell sabotage without 下げ
>>681802075
Alice and I have had multiple meetings before she threw me away like trash. I warn other people because I don't want her to hurt anyone else
>>681805837
Wave money in her face
ccan u nnot mmmake anymore of these ttthreads?
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>>681808991
When will she get whatever she's after?
>>681784256
How do I stop being deppressed without pills? I'm tired of eating them?
If no response, can I see a nude psychologist girl?
>>681809995
Bump
>>681800340
pls respond op
>>681810431
The OP is long gone. This thread is being kept alive artificially and in bad faith. Please evacuate to the nearest thread at your earliest convenience.
I legitamtely don't feel anything I think I used to but I am not sure is this depression or something else?
>>681810715
no worries, we are all like that :)
>>681810827 sweet up top /b/ro
>>681784256
i'm a dude with a good job but my personal life is a mess. my house is filled with clutter and garbage because i'm too lazy to clean. i work from home a lot and end up sleeping throughout the day taking many naps
i haven't eaten regularly in months. i just eat junk food
what is happening to me?
Is OP really a girl?
>>681808709
You were banned from the chat because you attempted to encourage someone to commit suicide after their friend did. And even then, it wasn't by Alice's hand.
>>681812927
Yes.
>>681809995
Therapy, along with taking the pills you're taking. Unless you're particularly unfortunate and it's genetic.
>>681806239
You should seek a diagnosis if you believe that it impacts your life in some way. There are therapies and stuff that help people with autism spectrum disorders live a pretty normal life, I believe. I'm not a psych though, so I'm not 100% on that. Depending on where you live there aren't that many downsides to a diagnosis, and in some countries I believe you're entitled to some aid because of it.
>>681813403
Your whole post is one big bald-faced lie, and I won't give it anymore attention than this. I would NEVER encourage anyone to do something like that, not even my worst enemy!
what my gf thinks shes doing:
>works 3 jobs
>keeps the house running
>is absolute sex ideal
what my gf is actually doing:
>shit degree, i mean, burried shit with some shit on top tier studies
>pretty much only cooks for herself and does not clean up after
>frigid 6/7 days, fucks like a recently deceased, and menstruates 2 weeks a month
wat do? i love her, but the fucking hypocrisy is getting riddicilous
good example - programming project not going well? im mad, occasional frustration, and thats bad; her League game goes down the drain like 100% of League games do? - she mad, and thats fucking justifyable right there, thats a life crisis
and it gets better - now that i refuse to pay attention to her, i shit you not, i am way over trying to talk to het, im in apathy and a little scared to even open my mouth, she blames me, while in reality 12 hours a day she has dug herself into some voluntary bull shit ignoring me
tl;dl woman drives herself mad, and thinks its my fault
>>681814281
Which is why you kept trying to get Alice to make Angelic speak to you, claiming that you'd apologise.
Can you call me in a prescription to my local pharmacy?
>>681814281
You would, and you have.
>>681814402
Personally I think you're best getting out of there, but I don't know. It doesn't sound like a relationship you're happy in.
>>681814402
>Dating a "studies" major
I feel no sympathy for you.
>>681784522
No one ever is. Even the richest man on the planet isn't 100% satisfied with life
>>681785998
Fuck that shit i am not superficial. stop projecting faggot.
>>681814480
>>681814587
You have me mistaken for Kokoro
I don't want google-tier help from someone with a fake stutter.
>>681815780
Ikaros and Kokoro are the same person, you can't just use a different name and claim to be a different person.
>>681815192
thats the thing, im perfectly fine
i cant seem to find that picture of dog sippin tea or coffee while his house is on fire, and hes fine too
im just fucked about this whole situation, where im supposed to (?) talk to her, what the fuck do i even talk about, she mad not me i just choose not to take that shit, ignore her crap, thats all
>>681815883
either way I wouldn't hurt a fly
>>681816048
Then is it really a relationship at that point, where you refuse to talk to her? Honestly you're being tied down by something that isn't working by the sounds of it.
>>681815780
No. I haven't.
>>681816275
fine bro ima do whats best and anhero
>>681816342
Okay then
>>681816468
Why is that your conclusion?
>>681816225
That's provably false.
You two are the best <3
>>681817043
Lies spread by Alice2
*Oh god it seems like i'm late*
>>681817078
Acknowledge me senpai
>>681817468
Things I've seen in action.
*So....as it appears i'm too lazy to read the whole thing, is there any kind soul willing to make a summary?*
>>681805981
Please respond, new OP.
>>681817843
Do you have proof of me doing anything of the sort?
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>>681814402
Anon, get the fuck out. It's over.
I'm not an Alice-fag, just a 40 something anon that has life experiences on his side.
I've seen, and been through this. Relationship goes well, then turns to shit. You let it stay shitty for a long time, and then resentment builds up. Here's the thing: that resentment has colored your vision; even if you and her change your ways, it will NEVER be like it once was. There is now a little part of you that hates her (and maybe vice versa).
Ever had your trust broken? Hard hard has that been to trust that person again? You probably never did fully, did you? That is what somewhat happened: you trusted her that your relationship would be a certain way (and let her in closer than anyone else), and now that it's not, that trust is gone. It's time to move on, especially if she is blaming you for her actions.
Anyone else?
asdfg
>>681819416
you should have just tried
>pic related
I would like to know the name of the discipline that study human mental health in relation with the population density
>>681819081
Bump
>>681819559
>>681818226
>you can't prove anything
Always sounds very innocent and convincing.
>>681820732
>>681821186
Heh...wrong one.
>>681784256
>Drunk as fuck, get dick sucked for no longer than 20 secs by an older woman (no errection or ejaculation due to guilt)
>have sex with GF 3 weeks later
>1 week later she has per period 4 days early then continues to period (she is on birth control pills, has been for years)
>Worried I have got STI and passed it on
>I have no symptoms of any kind
Am I fucked? gf is only girl i've ever been with. too scared to go get tested incase of exposure. Haven't slept in days whole life falling apart. pls help. what do i do?
>>681821676
Okay, it *is* possible, but kinda rare to get an STI that way.
Two, depending on the birth control, things like that can happen, period-wise. If it doesn't stop, she needs to see a doctor.
The only way to get peace of mine about the STI is if YOU go to the doctor. No one online can tell you you're 100% safe. Besides, due to HIPAA laws (assuming you're US), your information has to be kept confidential. Unless you choose to share it with her, or if she gets the mail that might have a bill in it.
Even if that does happen, you can explain it to her that you were worried you had a UTI (it does happen to guys, too) and that was part of the test.
I don't think the psychologist is commenting, but I'm sure there's someone with some knowledge on the subject here.
Do you think suicide is never the answer or is it sometimes "necessary" in a sense? I mean, speaking in terms of evolution, wouldn't suicidal urges come from clearing out the gene pool? If you're that pathetic and depressed, it probably means that your DNA isn't fit to pass on or live in a society that demands more, so wouldn't logic dictate that you should kill yourself if you really feel that you are of no value?
>>681822331
I was thinking of doing a home testing kit from a reputable lab here in the UK, is it best to go to a clinic? money doesn't bother me in this case.
>>681820563
Don't make accusations without proof. This conversation is over
>>681822964
Did you mean sadness and not depression? Everyone keeps saying 'depressed' when they mean 'sad'.
And sounds like depression to me. Assume you never talked to anyone about about all the shit?
>>681822830
You may not be of any value to others but you are for yourself, or at least you are supposed to be valuable for yourself, who gives a fuck about what are others thinking about you? And besides, imo it's impossible to be a total failure in life, there's always a field where you do stuff easily than in other fields. You may not be good at math but very talented in history. And even if you truly are a waste of oxygen you can always become a burglar.
>>681822830
I'm not a psychologist, but that is an interesting idea. However, I don't really think it holds water as far as DNA being "unfit" - if that were the case, we would have weeded a lot of genetic diseases out of the gene pool long ago if the people that possessed them were all driven to suicide. Brain chemical imbalances do not equal unfit genes.
>>681822964
Seek a real therapist. I went through something quite similar. Chances are you might be diagnosed with PTSD (the real variety, not the tumblr kind).
The key words you said were "long story short" - that is the problem with online counseling in this form, you never get to the root of the problem because most of the people giving the advice do not have a real interest in your health the way a trained professional would in a face to face situation.
Now, since I went through a LOT (and more) of what you did, I'll tell you what worked for me. (yes, I was diagnosed with PTSD): no drugs, prescribed or otherwise. I took stock of everything I had lost and what I still had going for me, no matter how little it seemed. I started trying new things and going new places. Got in touch with old friends. Started eating better and exercising: things that gave me new goals.
There's no catch all advice, and I am far from a trained professional. Good luck, /b/rother.
>>681784256
How the fuck do you break up with someone long-distance? I'm not really feeling it anymore, but she's fucking obsessed with me. I want to end it but at the same time I don't want her to feel like shit.
Help.
>>681823295
Sorry, I have no experience with the UK health system, being an Amerifag, nor have I ever used a home test. My two cents is that it is always best to go see a professional, just to be sure.
>>681823508
I mean every emotion. Happiness, sadness, depression, phobias (no longer afraid of spiders/heights), anger, love, hate, boredom, etc. Watching Grave of the Fireflies has no effect on me anymore.
I'm no longer capable of having nightmares. If I have a dream and something terrible is happening, I feel nothing about it and the dream just gives up and moves on to something else. My co-worker is having massive panic attacks (used to have this many years ago), I don't even feel sympathy for him in the slightest.
I can still feel a small residual emotions like when I watch a funny movie...but I'm not really enjoying it. The laughing is almost like sneezing; just an involuntary reaction to stimuli. I'm not ENJOYING it.
I just...exist. It's really weird, but since my mess of a life has yet to be repaired, being the living embodiment of apathy is doing nothing but helping. So I'm not seeking help for it.
But I'm just wondering what IS this? Could it be dangerous? Killing someone would be nothing to me (not that I would. There's no reason to).
>>681823708
I wasn't really talking about being of value to others 'cause fuck them niggers bro. I mean, personally I am worthless to myself because I just can't/won't do anything (lazy 'depressed' faggot).
I was more trying to point out the very mechanism of suicidal thoughts and behavior being suited to survival of the fittest. The fact that these are very common among humans who lose their sense of "value" should indicate that they are created by evolutionary standards, no?
>>681824638
Answer this question. Is she cute?
>>681824904
Cute, I suppose... She's a bit on the chubby side, but that doesn't really bother me at all. The main issue is her personality, to be blunt, she's dumb as fuck, childish, and naïve. This of course, wasn't apparent to me untill later in the relationship, otherwise I wouldn't ever agree to dating. To answer your question though, she's cute, but with an unbearable personality.
>>681824638
Say "hey, I don't really like you that much, stop clinging to me so hard, and find someone close to you who will put up with your bullshit."
Something like that.
>>681825576
If she's cute then it's okay! Now shut the fuck up
>>681784256
My advice to everyone in this thread - kill yourselves, faggots.
>>681825611
This would be ideal, but I just can't muster up the will to actually say it. She'd be devastated. She has it hard enough as it is, me breaking up with her would ruin her.
I kind'a wish I never even met her, to be honest. It's all so fucking stupid.
>>681825849
It comes down to what's best for you, my man. You can't live in this world without hurting someone at some point.
Tell her that the distance makes the relationship feel too strained and that you both have to move on. You can't let this keep going, otherwise, what's the endgame? Gonna marry her? Gonna wait until she grows the fuck up and dumps you? Just straight cheat on her and lead her on? C'mon, dude.
Why do you insist on bullshitting me about how psychedelics are irrefutably detrimental to mental health?
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/mar/05/psychedelic-drugs-like-lsd-could-be-used-to-treat-depression-study-suggests
>>681826281
You're right.
How do you even bring something like that up though? Should I call her? Do it over skype?
>>681827052
Whatever way you usually communicate. Even if it's through text, fuck that "face to face" dumbass shit. If you feel like you won't be able to get the words right talking out loud, message her.
You want to finish it the first time around, make sure your meaning gets across.
>>681824861
>Grave of the Fireflies
Didn't do much to me either when I watched it.
>nightmares
I actually like them. They're more interesting than most other things in life/fiction.
>apathy
Took me years to take myself to get help. Will be starting meds and therapy next week, so don't know if it will actually help. But it's better than being stuck in a cycle of apathy.
Just go seek professional help. This doesn't just go away on its own.
>>681827652
Bump
>>681823295
I'm 99% sure that any medical practitioners are required by law to keep patient information confidential. You'd have nothing to worry about going to a clinic and getting tested. I believe you can ask a lot of places to contact you by phone or something about your results as well, I don't know that for a fact though.
