>Wehn u kouldnt get a gf so u didnt get the straight geens from tha pusspuss so now u gey
>faggot
>sadface emoticon
>>681766525
What's up fuckers?
>Just got my Reel to Reel machine to record flawlessly.
>>681767250
an wut
>>681767390
A reel to reel machine
>like this one
>I'm listening to a custom mix tape
>>681767676
how are you this gay?
kind of want one so i can form my own GBV rip off band
i wanna make lo-fi fuzzy mess rock
but not the pussy kind
>>681767765
I put my dicks in two at a time
>>681767390
Evening Nibi!
How have you been?
>>681767676
Ed?
>>681767237
Hello Snarf!
>>681767966
2hemipene4me
>>681768041
Yes?
>>681768153
engrish murder ferker
>>681768041
Hey Tiger.
Snarf you hurt me. I've been in jail and you didn't even come to visit
>>681768536
Did you at least get raped in the shower?
>>681768517
Hi.
That's all.
>>681768524
>>681768536
Snarf doesn't visit jailbirds. He wants the jailbutts.
>>681768666
You butter believe it
>>681768587
way to abuse
what you say
>>681767676
>Computer from the 40s
>>681768041
I am okay, kinda hungry.
>>681768179
Would hump... wait no im celibate.
>>681768772
fuckin' lightweight
I can do an entire ship in one go
>And I don't mean the people
>>681768933
Eat some meat, fuel them arms!
Finished DS3 yet?
>>681768933
It's the predecessor to the 8-track and the Compact Cassette. It sounds better than any Vinyl, and is easy to work with
>but expensive if you're not really thrifty
im cellulite
>>681768933
>>681768524
There should be more scale on human here.
don't touch my tail i will hurt you
my
>>681769057
I havent been exercising much recently.
No, its kinda annoying me.
>>681769100
Are you pretty thrifty?
>>681769305
Porn has hardened my will, I will not hump the man pussy.
>>681769437
YOUR TAIL!
>>681769349
There's should be more Tiger and bitches around here. Go fuck dem Aussie bitches.
>>681769524
porn has hardened your willy
GET OFF O MY TAIL
>>681769524
Are blow jobs for money thrifty
>>681769558
>When you are erect and its uncomfortable so you have to let him out a bit.
>>681769697
no sleepin on your stomach mister
>>681769524
It will be summer soon are you going to get a tan and fuk virgins?
>>681769537
Fuck girls? I'm no fag mate. I prefer the comfort of men.
>>681769652
Shit man, I dunno. I dont suck dick.
>>681769733
Ill sleep how I plz.
>>681769787
Virgins dont want me, no one wants a shitty 23y/o virgin.
I will be staying in my house all summer like usual.
>>681769836
Yet you're in a gay thread.
>someone's lying
>>681769787
Tiger's secretly a woman.
>>681768666
No. Tiger had the courtesy of visiting me and luc in time out
>>681770032
2 more years and you'll be a wizard
>>681770035
Im pretty ugly, no one will have sex with me so I have to settle for porn.
im a little baby change me
>>681769524
It will be summer soon are you going to get a tan and fuk virgins?
>>681769537
Fuck girls? I'm no fag mate. I prefer the comfort of men.
>>681770032
Don't go around announcing you're a virgin then. Problem solved.
>>681770047
I do liked to get fucked. But i have a dick.
>>681770269
We all should visit our friends in jail. They would love it you know.
>>681770269
7 you mean.
>>681770503
But your dick is rubber and detachable.
>>681770447
ever heard of a glory hole?
>>681770560
No, ugly people age faster
>>681770503
I have no game so it doesnt even matter.
>>681770724
You're mistaking the clone-a-willy i did a little while back.
>>681770768
Wanna know why it's called game?
It's because if you don't even play the game how will you get good at it? No one is instantly a genius as the game.
nibi stop
>>681770759
I dont want AIDS
yeah.
>>681770900
If you're bad at a game you should just quit and uninstall.
Like what I do with relationships.
>>681771211
Aids or dying alone
Stop what
>>681771211
If you're bad at a game cheat and get the rewards anyways.
How about rape then Nibi?
Stop being moaning myrtle
>>681771330
Well, isn't he handsome.
I think I have found my thread favorite.
>>681771429
Can I be moaning Urkel?
>>681771304
Gloryholes involve AIDS, dying alone, AND no dignity.
>>681771368
Cheat you get banned.
>>681771546
Gay
>>681771646
Not if you put a condom on it and fuck it.
>Then it's really hard to get aids... you have to try at that point.
>>681771646
Have you tried settling for Snarf?
>>681771855
No one wants Nibi.
>>681771695
Why thank you
>>681771646
Also
>hot
>>681771838
gross and shit
>>681771855
Snarf doesnt even want me.
>>681772048
I take it you're a giver not a taker.
>>681771646
Level up your Kidnapping, rope tying and mastermind skills and your rape success rate should improve.
>>681771948
I thought you had no standards
>>681772048
How terrible do you look? I didn't think this was possible
>>681772213
Hey Linesy.
>>681772213
What's up dude?
>>681772213
Lines you sexy beast, why are you doing this?
>>681772348
wrong picturre but whatever
>>681771959
>Not
>>681772209
100% sure you're making fun of me.
>>681772262
pretty gross.
>>681772268
Hi
>>681772366
Not much, just chilling
You?
>>681772374
...h-hello
>>681772505
Well of course, why would i advocate rape? It's a pretty mean thing to do.
But you seem like i dunna a cool guy that's just not ready? yet?
>>681772652
wh-why do you st-st-stutter with only me?
>>681772505
I know you're trying to bust my balls
>and I thank you for the orgasm attempts
>>681772652
>listening to a mix tape that was made on a reel to reel machine and admiring this thread that somehow made it to 5AM
>>681772740
I am celibate, so no.
>>681772919
But, with enough roofies you can do anything
>>681772740
..s-shuddup
>>681772803
Cool
Name sync and thread finder still not working
Huh
Also hi
>>681773091
Both are working for me
>>681773030
Meh dont care.
>>681772919
>>681773030
Yeah this guy seems like he's trustworthy, follow his advice.
>>681773037
So cute when you blush :)
You going on holidays soon?
>>681773091
They are working quite alright.
caaaan't sleep
>>681767095
So, real talk for a moment. Is anyone actually attracted to this body type?
>>681773278
You got that right
>>681773245
Then get a sex toy
>>681773037
What are you up to?
>>681773278
Whatever, dick.
>>681773447
I only need lotion.
>>681773611
Love you too Nibi.
>>681773413
Yes, Nibi does.
Nibi.
>>681773682
Whatever, kunt.
>>681773413
no
>>681773278
Dunno really
>>681773447
I'm doing stuff and things
Yes?
Why do you talk down about yourself so much? You're a fine enough fellow.
>>681773881
heh i can strike a nerve so easily with you. Thicken up and laugh with me.
>>681774081
You should think about it, i mean Nibi hasn't traveled and look how he is :P
>>681774211
Aren't you the one that just had a very long relationship end which totally uprooted your life?
>>681774211
I don't wanna be like nibi
>>681774174
This i can agree upon.
>>681774324
Yes that's me.
>>681774437
Then go see the world. Experience how others live and meet new people, and just be someone different where no-one knows who you are.
It's will be eye opening.
No, most would disagree with you. You would disagree with you too.
>>681774211
Kiss my ass.
I would disagree with everyone else out of principle. But I've never seen anything that warrants branding you a bad person.
>>681774606
And how did that work out for you? From what I remember he was the one that left you.
>>681774668
I would but i'm not a virgin. so you miss out.
>>681774723
Yes he left me. what did you mean?
>>681775068
Does it upset you knowing he's moved and doesn't find you desirable?
>>681775129
What're you trying to do
>>681775129
You don't know the full story, he also calls and makes me feel guilty. That was after he tried to get me back.
I don't want to talk about it now.
>>681775349
It's just an innocent question.
>>681775372
Whatever happened to having thick skin?
Wow avatar threads are as bitchy as ever
Goodnight, fags.
Im pretty shit an inept. No room in the world for those kinda people.
>>681775068
Go drink liquid shit.
>>681775662
Nighty night
>>681775468
It's friday night.
>>681775662
Night fagget
What makes you shitty? As for being inept, look at most people.
>>681775725
The day and time has nothing to do with it. Why not grow a thicker skin and laugh with me?
>>681775686
You always insult, have you tried not doing that?
>>681775789
Cause you are not a friend.
>>681775878
You think that will stop me from laughing at you?
>>681775789
>>681775959
>Why not grow a thicker skin and laugh with me?
>laugh with me?
>You think that will stop me from laughing at you?
>laughing at you?
frienemies, not even once.
>>681775878
Also, have you tried not forcing your fucking opinions on other people? Let him insult people if he wants.
>>681775878
You started with this shit, asshole.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>681776166
I'm not their friend or enemy. I am just an innocent individual interacting with his environment.
>>681770032
Here's where you started it Nibi.
>>681775789
Mostly everything. I am better than few people.
>>681776453
Be more specific please.
>>681776402
There's nothing innocent about your interactions with the other objects in this environment.
>>681776439
I didnt insult you, fuckhead.
>>681776506
Basically if you had a choice of saving my life or someone elses, 100,000 people out of 100,000 would save someone elses.
>>681776549
>>681776682
That's not true, I'd at least triage
>>681776694
So why are you here gathering information?
>>681776682
I disagree entirely. If I had to choose between you and, let's say, that butt tigger fellow, I'd definitely save you. He's a hypocrite, inconsistent people like him are undeserving of the air they breathe.
>>681776887
Because that's what I do. I collect information. There are no tricks to it, no deeper meaning or hidden agenda. I'm collecting information, nothing more.
>>681777122
I'm surprised you're not considered more suspicious. Knowledge is power, I think the saying goes.
>>681777338
I am a shady character, but I mean no harm.
>>681777448
I'm interested so please indulge me, would you share as much as you collect?
>>681776682
No but this where you started to hate yourself for no reason. Why do it to yourself?
This is where you started being hateful.
>>681777579
I never discuss business in public.
>>681777615
You realize you're a shitty person, right?
fyi my mom sucked my dick once when i was 14 and i have no regrets
>>681777793
Cool, that makes you a cool guy. I'm gonna call you coolman.
>>681776799
Shut up.
>>681776913
Unfair comparison.
>>681777615
That wasnt directed at you, yet you're taking it like that. The hell is wrong with you?
>>681778076
You caught me. The point is I'd save you most likely with a small handful of exceptions.
>>681778219
Ill take that I guess.
>>681777725
How unfortunate. You're my number one suspect Mr. Faust, it'd be a pity to see such a sad eyed villain left alone. What with all that collecting you have there.
>>681778382
You still haven't shown me your self-described hideous visage.
>>681778457
I'm always left alone. People tend not to bother me too much. They let me go about my way as I please.
I came here to Jack off to cute femboys.
Am sads.
>>681778599
How often are they pushed away?
>>681778599
What is your skype
>>681778803
I haven't kept track.
>>681778910
james.rossum
>>681778076
Well it's true. When taking in account the number of casualties, the condition of said casualties, and the resources at hand I'll save as many as I could. Consider me 100,001/100,00 if your cards line up.
More femboys.
More femboys? :'<
>>681780283
Limit cap nigga
I know image cap, but I don't wanna make the next thread. :T
