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Dubs decide what I say to my mom(pretty sure shes drunk)
I'll only say sexual things for trips
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say you want to have sex with her
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Your panties get my engine revving. Vrum vrum mom, vrum vrum
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>>681760018
Would you be mad if I pooped in your panties on your bed? Do we have a wet-vac?
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>>681760018
I want you to take a dump on my chest and rub it in with that thick ass of yours. Damn, these panties are so soft, but they make me so hard.
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>>681760018
i've always wanted to fuck you mom, can i?
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>>681760259
Reroll
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Remember when I was a baby and I slid out of your vag? Well I'd love to slide back in.
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Tell her you will take off her panties but she has to send you a pic of the ones she is wearing tonight
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>>681760177
DUBS FROM LAST THREAD
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if I can't wear them, can I keep smelling them? Its for class
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i'm going to kill myself if you don't give me your used panties
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I'm a lot bigger than dad. Think you can take it all?
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Where do babies come from? Can you show me (in depth *wink wink*) when you get home?
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>>681760311
WINRAR!!!
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If you want me to stop, you'll have to come make me stop.
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Maybe when you get home, you can take them off me ;)
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>>681760311
winrar
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>>681760018
Please fuck me
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Damn, these panties are so soft, but they make me so hard.
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Alright, I took em off. See?
(Do it Joseph)
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I'll take them off if you send me a photo of the ones your wearing right now ;)
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>>681760306
Fucking roll. This would be universally funny. Everyone just roll on this.
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>>681760018
What's the big deal they're so silky and actually make me feel kinda pretty
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>>681760392
roll
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>>681760311
idk, might need trips for something like that
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I wanna suck on your tits like when I was a baby
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Mom im running away and im taking your panties with me.
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Mom I'm horny and I've always fantasized about you and me fucking I was going to wait for you to get home but Im just too impatient send me your tits while I wait?
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>>681760399
winrar
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>>681760470
Roll
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I'm gonna lick the panties
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I'm going to starve if I don't get to eat some cock soon.
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I want to lick the crusties off your dildo
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>>681760417
and the pic.
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>>681760306
roll
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>>681760440
Why? It's not sexual, faggot!
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>>681760440
Heres your trips fag
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Mom, I sent pictures of me in your underwear to Tyrone and now he's coming to fuck my boypussy ;^). Thanks for giving me birth mom, this is what I live for! <3
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>>681760470
roll
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>>681760470
Reroll
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>>681760499
That's only two numbers fag.

also roll >>681760306
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i spilled all the toothpaste
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>>681760470
Re
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>>681760424
rolllll
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>>681760551
Here's your fag, trips
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>>681760470
666get
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>>681760546
roll
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I love you mom. You're the best. xDDd
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>>681760470
roll for this 666 get
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>>681760388
reroll
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>>681760470
Rerolling for trips
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>>681760470
rolling for this
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>>681760392
rollz
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rolling for dubs nothing sexual, just a game changer

Ill take them off when you take yours off
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>>681760690
rull
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lets bang while dad's asleep
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>>681760662
kek, rolling
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Fuck mom. I tried taking them off and accidentally the whole thing. I'm so fucking sorry.
i'll just shart myself till i die. goodbye mommy.
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>>681760427

Reroll
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Dont be a little faggot. Tell her you dream of plowing her milf ass from the back
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Come home and take them off. I have a stiff surprise for you ;)
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I took a little shit in them, is that ok?
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Send me a picture of your tits mom I'm horny
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Send her a dick pic
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Can we share a plate of tendies after we fuck, mommy?
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How about you come take them off me? ;)
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>>681760306
this, rerollingg
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>>681760417

Original pictures only OP. Pls.
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>>681760470
Fine let's try 777
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fuck me daddy
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>>681760392
Cmon trips
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When you get home, can you take a bath with me?
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>>681760018
Op ur such a noobie
I can easily find out moms info with this
I am the hacker known as 4chan
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cum fuck me
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>>681760800
Check em!
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Let me see your tits mommy.
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>>681760470
rerolling
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>>681760323
Roll
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>>681760792
kek. roll 4 this
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Stop dragging this OP, go dubs for sexual shit.
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>>681760808
Roll
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>>681760470
toll
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ive always love sniffing your panties mom
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dick pic
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>>681760427

Rolling
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cum fuck me pls
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>>681760913
ROLL
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im so turned on by you mom, can you come help me out?
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>>681760960
dis
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pls fuck me
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>>681760913
ROLLLLLL
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hey mom can i fuck you when you get home?
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>>681760878

Watch out OP.

Roll >>681760470
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I've always wanted to fuck you
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This thread is shit. Switch to dubs op, and post some of these gets
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trips for fick pic
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I want to fuck you mom
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>>681760470
Last get 000
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>>681760808
ROLLL
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>>681760977
winrar

>>681760306
also roll
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>>681760913
>lmao
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>>681760470
ROLL
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>>681761039
This.
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>>681760470
2653423222
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OP here
Taking too long to get trips. I'll say whatever the next dubs is after this
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kill me
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>>681760470
rooooooooooooooollllllllll
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>>681760470
Cmon quads
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>>681760942

Roll again
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Your panties smell so good
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cum fuck me pretty pls
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Come home and play Battletoads on the Wii with me, mom. ;^)
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Am I supposed to wear the maxi-pad on the inside or the outside?
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>>681760792
Rolllinnng
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>>681760470
ROLL
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Pretend im dad what would you do to my cock right now?
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>>681760913
Rawl
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>>681760470
yes
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I'm so horny, please come fuck me
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Legit shit yourself in her panties, then send her a picture.
Also, timestamp for 4chan sake.
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Maybe when you get home we can play dress up
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>>681760306
re rerolling
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>>681760470
bang bang
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Come home and take them off for me? You'll like the stiff surprise.
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Hitler was not wrong you know.
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lets try anal
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>>681761163
lel this
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>>681760470
roll
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Mom I accidentally burned down the house. I dont want to go to jail so im running away and im taking the panties with me as they are the only thing that can let me escape from the disaster that I have caused. So long dear mother, may your panties live long and prosper with me at their cusp.
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>>681761184
reroll
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>>681760470
trips get
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>>681761146
Roll
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>>681760306
roll for this
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>>681761200
WINRAR
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Send her a picture of your asshole
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Mom please im really horny take yours off and i will do the same
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>>681760259
Rerollin
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What do I have to do to get you to fuck me?
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>>681761200
Oh shit op
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>>681760306
Rolling for this
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>>681760546
rolling on lsd
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>>681760808
Roll
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can u put your tongue in and around my crusty rim mom?
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>>681761205
Reroll
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>>681761200
WINRAR
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everyfucking time it's been off by 1
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>>681761218
Rollllllllllllll
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>>681761093
I want to believe .

Rolling for "this weird website is trying to get me to fuck you."
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op is a pussy
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>>681760306

rolling
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ITT: /b/ proves it can't get trips
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>>681761200
shit. okay hold on
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>>681761093
I sent my pic with your undies on to Tyrone and now he's coming to fuck my boypussy!
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>>681761218
roll
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>>681760018
How often has dad made you cum? Because I can double that
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your tits turn me on badly
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>>681760470
Rollerino
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>>681761312

try 2
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What's for dinner?
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>>681760804
Roll
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>>681761248
Roll
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>>681761093
Send her a pic of your spread asshole
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>>681761112
FUCK
also rolling for >>681761076
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>>681760306
rolling
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>>681761354
Tendies
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You won't want these back anyways. I may have left a few shit stains from farting all day.
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I got a little cum on them, is that ok?
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Send nudes.
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"I can't. They give me such a hard boner. Maybe you should come help me with it?"
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give me trips ffs, send dick
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>>681760306
...
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>>681761200
Roll
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>>681761400
Win
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>cant get trips?
>gets trips
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>>681761399
winrar
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Mom I got your vibrator stuck in my ass I need you to drive me to the hospital asap
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I want to have the sex talk again, but with some hands on examples.
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>>681761300
Deliver op I wanna see where this goes
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>>681761300

Bingo
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>>681760470
rolling.
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>>681761447
what
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>>681760470
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>>681760470
Alright boys, this is how it's done.
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>>681761400
WINRAR LETS GO OP
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>>681761400
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Send her this
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did anyone keep ones from the last thread?
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>>681761472
roll
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>>681760470
TRIPS FAGGOTS
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>>681761377
Win
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lemme cum on your milf ass mother
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mom i found your dildo... can we use it tonight??
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>>681761327
Roll
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>>681761550
roll
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>>681761544
Seriously
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These things are really riding up in my buttcrack. I probably have poop on them now.
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>>681760470
eventually
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>>681760306
Rollin.
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>>681760470
trips?
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>>681761200
mofuggin winrar
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>>681761400
Also, send her a picture of cum panties.
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>>681761600
>kek
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>>681761600
Fuck you OP go kill yourself with your trips bullshit
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>>681761600
ayy
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>>681761600
Send her a dick pic
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>>681761600
really...?
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>>681760470
rollin
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>>681761583
Rollin
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>>681761600
omg
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Mom, can I start breast feeding again?
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>>681761600
You got dubs yourself, OP, think of a deecent reply for yourself.
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>>681761600
Delivered
e
l
i
v
e
r
d
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>>681761600
God tier...
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sorry that was for my boyfriend
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>>681761600
Here we go
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>>681760470
Give us this op
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>>681760470
trips
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winrar!>>681761377
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>>681761677
Wasted dubs. Kys.

Send her a full body nude, op
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>>681761600
i want you to fuck my shit up mum, i want you to give me anal with a strap on.
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Mother im leaving home. I dont know if i'll ever return. Ive done something very horrible involving your panties and I can't live with the guilt. You may notice several pairs are missing. Ive only had to throw away two pairs so dont worry the rest are safe with me.
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>>681760306
rollingrollinng
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>>681761600
dubs AND winrar? good shit OP nice save
lets get dat reply now
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nvm ill just try it with dad
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>>681761750
roll
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>>681761076
rerolling for this shit
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>>681761600
Have fun explaining that OP
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>>681761750
roll
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>>681760470
trips?
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>>681761795
Rolle
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send her this
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>>681761600
Oops! That was for one of my bros. Hey, do these panties always ride in your buttcrack? Jesus!
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>>681761600
>mom
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>>681761600
Fucking glorious!
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>>681761076
Turn in the Dub Train Cho Chooo nigga
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Wait for reply you cuntlords
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i confess, i have watched you naked in the shower more times than once. i get off to it. would it be weird for us to fuck?? coz i think thats hot. Im going to fuck you when u get home you drunk slut
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>>681761750
this
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>>681761600
Oh, come on! I tried it on myself and it felt great. You'll love it :) xx
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Mom I've always wanted to stuff my mouth in that sweet puss of yours, I love you.
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>>681761600
Have fun never being able to look your mother in her eyes ever again. Just in her brown eye.
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btw i just wanted you to know, i kinda have a thing with our pet
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I'd kill dad to fuck you.
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can i sniff your asshole mom?
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>>681761898
Reroll
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>>681761750
rolling
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>>Mom I'm horny and I've always fantasized about you and me fucking I was going to wait for you to get home but Im just too impatient send me your tits while I wait?
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>>681761974
rull
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>>681761966
Win

rawr.
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Mom...Can we try pegging?
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>>681760306
re re rolling
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please carry my baby mom
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>>681762008
pls trips
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>>681761898
R O L L
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Ok if not anal can you at least blow me?
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>>681761945
Roll
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> delivered
getting friendzoned by your own mother.
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>>681761750
check em
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>>681762008
Roll
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>>681760470
One last time, pls 999get
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>>681762008
Trip
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>>681762008
roll
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>>681762008
R E R O L L
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>>681761945
Roll again
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>>681761977
winrar

ass sniffing is territorial, not sexual
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>>681762065
roll
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>>681762087
Re roll
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>>681761898
Re roll
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>>681761977
>>681761844
>>681761966
Jesus Christ give the man a break
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>>681762063
Raaaahaaaawl>>681762065
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>>681762008
so fucking close. R()LLLL
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>>681762008
Trips get
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>OP OP OP OP OP OP
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>>681762122
cheched
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>>681762008
Rol
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I once suffocated a rodent with my asshole. I just feel like I should clear the air.
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>>681762108
Roll
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i want you to fuck my shit up mum, i want you to give me anal with a strap on.
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>>681761945
Come on dubs...
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>>681762159
Rollin for dear life
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lets fuck
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>>681762008
Roll
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can i stick my nose in your cunt?
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Alright niggers, calm down. Wait for a reply.
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>>681762155
no
also wasted dubs
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>>681762008
Shamboo
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>>681761750
rolll
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>>681762223
Off by one
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Where is the reply op??!??
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>>681762227
>KEK
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Mom what's your favourite pepe? I like rare cosmic pepe
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>>681760306
Rollin them trips
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>>681762223
So glad your dumbass got singles, kek
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Mom gargle my cum and swallow it while I attempt to fist you
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>>681762257
Roll
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>>681762008
333
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>>681762233
Epic winrar!
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dude
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>>681762244
this should count
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I'm a son that wants to fuck his mother! Now come home and do so!
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Don't be a fucking prick tease
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>>681762336
roll
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>>681762227
I've got a bigger dick than dad!
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>>681760306
chicken dinner
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Ask her for a pic
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You're*
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>>681762227
>again
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>>681762227
*you're
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>>681762266
winrar, OP deliver
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>>681762008

Trips get
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think of me as a more inshape dad but younger. let me bring back your wild side.
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>>681760018
will you suck my dick?
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>>681762008
Roll
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Dubs op don't be a pussy
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>>681762227
If we do anal then u wont get pregnant but we can still make love.
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Please mommy!!!
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Dad says youre not my real mom so I see no problem with anal.
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>>681760306
Rollin
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>>681762227
Mom, please. I have been attracted to you for quite some time now, and I don't think it would hurt to experiment!
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NEW THREAD
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ask mom if thats a yes or no to anal
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>>681762378
Roll
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i need your vagina or ass
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>>681762227

I think you don't get it I want you to do me so its ok
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>>681762008
Reroll
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>YOUR
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>>681762227
>YOUR
>even faker than b4
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*you're
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>>681762227
you should be ashamed
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>>681762227
but mom thats what makes it so hot
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>>681762227
Or what?
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Dont lie mother, we both know we want to
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>>681760306
rolling
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>>681762389
Roll
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>>681762455
winrar
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how about for 1 night you pretend im dad and lets try it?
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>>681762450
roll
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say "no mom, i really want you bad, i wanna see your titties, send me a pic?;)"
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>>681762227
I'm no expert, but that response is not nearly as disgusted as it should be. You might have a chance, OP.

Also "But, I'll never love woman the way I love you do."
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>>681762455
roll
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Whats wrong with that? Love and pleasure dont know about relatives. We wont pretend I did not sucked your breast for years.
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>>681762455
Win fucking rar
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>>681762229
Roll
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>>681762008
Fuck
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>>681762227
I sniffed all your panties and now I'm rock hard! I want that ass tonight!
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you're**
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>>681762533
dubs!
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>>681762008
roll
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>>681762227
*you're
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>>681760306
Rolling
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>>681762455
FUCK YESWINRAR
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>>681762455
This isn't that sexual OP send it
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Can I fuck you tonight
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Mom, swallow my cock in that grand Canyon of a snatch that I crawled out of
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>>681762556
Fuck
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>>681760306
Reroll
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guys have some fucking nuance and actually come up with funny replies and not just the "oh hi mom lets fuck cause im attracted to you"
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New thread!!
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>>681762229
fucking hell OP, roll with what i said
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>>681762533
Winrar
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>>681762482
>>681762498
>>681762501
It's 3am and she's drunk. STFU
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>>681762455
winrar
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I want to be back inside you vagina again, this time just my dick.
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but mom doesnt it feel so good to do something so wrong
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>>681762455

Go on op you're to slow
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>>681762455
Send it, bitch OP
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>>681762533
rolling
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>>681762533
Send it
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>>681760550
Someone was rerolling, newfag
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I think this is fake..
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>>681760306
Rollin for this
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>>681762680
defending the mom you wanna fuck gg
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>>681762227
Don't tease me like that mom ;) I might have to rape you
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>>681762227
Mom quit with the games, I know dad doesn't make you feel sexy anymore but I can.
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Mom come over tonight
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>>681762455
So much dubs.
Rolling
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>>681762008
Reroll
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I've got a raging boner with your name on it!
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>>681760306
Roll roll roll roll roll
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Mom im so sorry, im just lonely i cant stop drinking and thinking about you. Please try anal with me!
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>>681762733
the real winrar
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>>681760306
Rollin fags
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new thread pls
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>>681762533
rollinginging
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Chop my Dick off and wear it around your neck like a charm
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>>681762835
Nice
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>>681762836
roll
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>>681762800
Double dubs checked
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>>681760306
Please trips!!
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>>681762835
o shit
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Shove glass up my anus
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>>681762835
OP YOU LEGEND
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>>681762835
your relationship with your mother will never be the same after this
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SOMEONE START A NEW THREAD
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>>681762751
I'm not OP lol
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>>681762835
Dear Lord, it's happening
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I just keep schlicking my asshole when I think about you. I bet you'd love it, just the way I do. But if you want I'd let you put a finger up there and wiggle it around first. Fair's-fair. Just let me make a poobaby inside you afterwards, ok?
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>>681762835
Even though this is the fakest shit I WANT TO BELIEVE
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>>681762835
show us a pic of your mom, i want to imagine her reactions
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>>681762835
classy releation shotp, du burde holde din kælft
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I wanna fuck you with a horse hoof
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>>681762835
OP is god
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>>681762921
Same thought.
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Mom it's either that or I'm gonna give my boypussy to dad. The choice is yours.
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>>681762940
lol wtf
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>>681762835
Shieeeett
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>>681762946
this,
also, demand nudes
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>>681762946
This
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>>681762929
shhh
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In this thread

Op switches friends name in his contacts to read "mom", people believe him
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>>681762946
yes pls OP
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Mom, why haven't you molested me?
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>>681762808
Roll
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>>681762940
I like this one.
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>>681762835
oh shit niggger
OP DONT LET THIS DIE IF IT DOES MAKE A NEW THREAD IMMEDIATELY
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>>681763003
Rolling
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demand nudes OP
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>>681763103
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!?!
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>>681763103
>Mom, why haven't you molested me?
roll
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>>681763103
Am I not good enough?
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>>681762229
RAWLING
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>>681760018
I'm on 4chan right now being a cock loving faggot
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>>681763103
Yeah this
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>>681763200
winrar
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>>681762946
thisss
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>>681763103
old but gold
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The mitochondria is the power house of the cell
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Eat my cummies
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Hurry the fuck up op!!! Fuck
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>>681763167

New
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We need to fuck!
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trips heree, demand nudes
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Fuck you guys she left me on read
New thread in case she answers
>>681763167
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>>681763288
winrar
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If you don't agree with anal, could you at least send me naughty pics?
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post a pic of you mother come on... we want imagine...
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make a new thread if 404 OP
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>>681762899
Dubbs checked
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>>681763333
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING QUADS CHECK THEM
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>>681763333
Check
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>>681763333
FUUCKING QUADS
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>>681763103
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>>681763333
CHECKED
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>>681763333
QUADS CHECKEM
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>>681763333
Checked
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>>681763333
Quads!!! Deliver op
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>>681763322
Tag yourself now
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>>681763322
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>>681763333
this is bs
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