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My mom is at a party getting drunk. Dubs decide what I say. Can't be anything sexual unless you get trips.
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I killed the dog and I think I'm gay
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>>681755974
roll
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>>681755974
get
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>>681755974
re-roll
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>>681755974
This
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>>681755815
Mom I'm about to kill myself goodbye
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Father cheated on u
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>>681755974
dubs get
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Listen, the dogs dead and I'm at the hospital. Don't go into the bathroom when you get home, and don't worry about the mess. I WILL CLEAN IT ALL I SWEAR. I love you mom.
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whaddup my nigguh xD
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>>681755974
this
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I'm horny, send nudes (come on trips )
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im a muslim im moving to sweden
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>>681755974
kek this
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>>681755974
Rolleroniousityies
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"i've always wanted you, mom. i'll never be happy until i'm buried in you."
let me get dem trips
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>>681756167
roll haha
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I just sharted and am out of clean underwear... What should I do?
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i've always thought about fucking my sexy mother
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ITT OP wont deliver unless it's vanilla as fuck
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>>681756327
trips for this.
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>>681755974
i need you to fuck me
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>>681755974
How fucking hard is it to get dubs
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>>681755974
check these dubs and deliver op
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>>681756167
I like this one.
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>>681756333
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>681756327
roll
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>>681756333
Winrar
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>>681756333
wew lad
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>>681756333
trips wins/waste of trips
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>>681756333
Deliver fucker
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>>681756333
Win
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>>681755815
send her a dick picck and tell her "succ"
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AY YO GURL LEMME HOLLA AT YA, U WANT SUM FUCK?
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>>681755974
Rolling for this!
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>>681756333
Kek
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>>681756333
you wasted the chance
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Look behind you
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>>681756333
Winrar! Make it so!
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Mom suck my dick
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>>681755815
mom do you have any lube? i got the spatula stuck in my ass
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>>681755974
rolling
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>>681756531
Cry moar, faggot
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I think I'm probably not full gay maybe just bisexual like I don't think I would let a guy anal me but I would definitely suck a dick. Also I unplugged the fridge and I'm running away
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HI MOM
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>>681756594
again
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>>681756333
Winrar !!
Checked, beautiful tri-trip
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>>681756333
The deed is done. I'll post when I get a response
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>>681756662
Waste
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Have u seen my boyfriend
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>>681756328
>roll haha

such a good idea dude its edgy yet still funny!!


gtfo kill yourself normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why does nigger cum tastes better than my cum?
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>>681756594
Rolololll
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>>681755815
Heyy Jason ;) i had SO much fun, when can we meet again?
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>>681756757
Cry moar, Faggot
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>>681756695
post proof or gtfo
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>>681756800
wew
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>>681756800
winrar!!!
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>>681756757

waste of what bro
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>>681756822
Dubswin
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>>681756822
winrar
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Tell her you're going into her room to get a pair of her panties to wear since all yours are dirty.
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>>681756800
What the fug
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>>681755815
I would fuck you royally into oblivion. You could harness enough kinetic energy to power solar systems from the amount of thrusts I would pour into you. Your vagina is like a beacon, signaling my dick, attracting it with a magnetic force that could annihilate and vaporize VY Canis Majoris, the largest star thus discovered. Our fucking would bring about the death, and rebirth of this galaxy, as eons pass, and life begins anew, to the final moment, from start to finish, as I enter you and then explode with the force of a big bang, and smother you with my seed.

I would astronomically fuck you royally, mom.
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you like anal?
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>>681757079
ily mother
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>>681756900
2 00 gets
>the gods have spoken
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>>681756333
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WILL OP EVER DELIVER?
JOIN THE CHANFAG UNION NOW AND MAKE OP DELIVER!
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im sorry mom i keep shitting its everywhere call an ambulance
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>>681757304

i ate some of it lol
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>>681757304
op delivers but is still a fuckboi
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I'm wearing one of your panties right now. Hated freeballing it. These are nice!
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>>681757304
woah she wants your dick tho
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>>681757304
can i borrow one of your panties
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>>681757079
Rolling
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>>681757304
What would you do with me if you saw me with no underwear? Maybe have some fun with me? ;)
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>>681757412
Reroll
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>>681757304
I'll just wear some of yours for now
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>>681757451
roll
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having fun ;)
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>>681757478
Bump
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>>681757412
Rerolling
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>>681757113
roll
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>>681757304
dubs and you send her a pic of your asshole full spread with 8 winky emoticons
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>>681757544
Winrar
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>>681757304
I guess I'll just wear some of yours for now... I've been feeling like I might be transgender for a while now anyway
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Send dick pick mom
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I borrowed your undies, and it happened again
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>>681756333
Checked.
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>>681757522
wiiiinnnnnraaaaaar
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hey ;)
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>>681757304
God tier answer op dope mom. Please post tits
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>>681757522
winner
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Say : No worries. Just put on some of yours. Problem solved.
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>>681757412
yeah do this one, faggot
Also, add xxx at the end
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>>681757522
Winrar
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Mom. I want to eat more cum! I can't produce enough, and all my friends won't come over. any way you know how I could fulfill my craving!
>reply immediately After.
*cucumber
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>>681757304
A mom using 'lol'.... Very convincing..
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I found your dildo in the closet, i used it but i put it back
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i really like the way your thongs feel on my boipussy...can i have the red pair?
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>>681757646
roll
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>>681757655
cant be sexual unless trips

>>681757630
>>681757630
roll for this
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>>681757522
idk thats pretty sexual you gotta get trips for it
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>>681756327
roll
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>>681757737
roll
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Well im going to get a bunch of blow and a few hookers
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You send her a dick pick and ask if she likes
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mom can you send me a picture of your tits?
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>>681757478
Rolling
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Send her a dickpic while wearing her panties.
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>>681757785
roll
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>>681757799
Quads bitch do it op
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>>681757651
Roll this is gold
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>>681757727
Bump
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Mom I'm kinda freaking out all of my underwear is dirty because I put a flashlight up there and I keep leaking
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>>681757737
rolling fo rthis
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>>681757478
Reroll
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>>681757412
git
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>>681756229
No
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>>681757478
Trips
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>>681757544
WIN
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>>681757894
reroll
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>>681757478
Samefag roll
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>>681757799
winrar!!!!!
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Mom I'm horny and I've always fantasized about you and me fucking I was going to wait for you to get home but Im just too impatient send me your tits while I wait?
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>>681757711
Winrar
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>>681755815
MOM HURRYY HOME SONEME BROKW IN THE HOUSE THEYU HABE A GUN AND ATE GOIBN TO KILL ME. I HABE TO GO TCALL THE COP
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>>681758036
Roll
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If I show you my dick will you show me yours?
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Jesus OP you're taking forever to deliver.
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>>681758036
Reroll
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>>681757806
roll
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>>681757727
This
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Is OP dead? Deliver, faggot!
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>>681757412
Rollin
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Mom it's not gay to have sex with a tranny as long as I have the bigger dick. I already talked about this with Dad.
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Send her a picture of your asshole.
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>>681757478
Reroller
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Nignognagger
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>>681758036
Roly poly
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>>681758059
reroll
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>>681757478
rollll
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>>681758036
Rollerino
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>>681758144
HAHHA YOU BETTER DELIVER FUCKER
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>>681757711
Waiting on a response
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>>681758036
Rolly
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Tell her ya love her mate.
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>>681757905
>Quads
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Nigger nigger chikn and nigger
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>>681757478
woah roll
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Have you ever thought about killing yourself?

>Also send pic OP
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Op died and was a nigger
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>>681758036
Roll for this
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>>681758036
roll
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Hey Matt come over my mom is out late tonight we can fool around again.. But this time just foreplay my ass hasn't been the same since last night
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>>681758122
Winrar
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>>681757478
rolling
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Shadow clone juts-
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>>681758257
Awesome! OP delivers! She's going to shit!
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>>681758257
Based op
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>>681758257
No underwear could hold your massive balls.
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>>681758344
Winrar
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>>681758344
Roll trips get
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>>681757478
roll for trips
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Me and dad are cheating on you.
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e
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>>681758318
This gets me every goddamn time.
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>>681758036
Get trips
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>>681758462
rollin on this
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>>681755974
roll
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Mom I want you to breastfeed me from you pussy filled das cum
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>>681758036
roll
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tell dad to stop raping me in the cellar
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>>681755974
get
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>>681756800
Rolling trips
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>>681758257
Now send her a dick pic wearing her panties.
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Mom, come home and give me a sloppy, drunken blowjob, and I can blow my load in you and have a child together.
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>>681757478
rollllllllllllllllll
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>>681758036
rolling for this also ez trips
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>>681755974
dubs get
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>>681758462
reroll
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>>681758318
roll
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>>681756800
Get
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>>681757478
Trips ftw
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Make me your lil cum baby
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>>681758036
Trips get
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Uh-oh. Just sharted in your panties. What's up with that?! What a mess! Where's the mop?
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>>681758462
roll
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Jk mom I found some of dads
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>>681758318
rerolly polly
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>>681757478
rollin for that trip wtf u know about it
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Mom I love you and hope you have a fun night *wink wink* go getchu some girl
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>>681757880
Rolling
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>>681757478
Trip baby
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>>681755974
Roll
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>>681758532
Reroll for dubs
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>>681758560
Reroll.
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>>681758558>>681758558
Nigger magic reroll
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Remember when I was a baby and I slid out of your vag? Well I'd love to slide back in.
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>>681757478
Trips
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>>681758036
Tripooo
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>>681758621
This is the most boring escalation ever.
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>>681758594
rerolling
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>>681758646
rolling for THIS send pic aswell
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>>681758462
dubs get
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>>681758591
Rollin
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>>681758036
Trippsssssssss
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>>681756800
Git
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>>681758036
777 i need
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>>681758560
Rawling
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>>681758711
Do it faggot
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>>681758646
Rolling
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>>681758646
roll
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>>681758711
Winning
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Would you be mad if I pooped in your panties on your bed? Do we have a wet-vac?
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>>681758711
disss
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And I promise I didn't touch your vibrator when I got them out
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>>681758804
Rollg
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>>681758462
rolling
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>>681756800
999
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>>681758560
888 get
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>>681758811
Winner winner!
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>>681758036
Roll
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>>681757478
roll
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come home now and let me fuck that ass.
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>>681758811
Winrar
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>>681758711
rolling
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mother, you are my one fetish in life, please let me be your sex slave
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>>681758646
rollerinotasm
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Mom I want this for my birthday
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i found your dilido when i was looking for some panties, i hope you dont mind me using it. i'll put it back.
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Wasting quads
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Mom these panties make my dick look huge, you want proof?
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>>681758833
DUB DUBS!!!
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>>681755815
Whoops, meant to send this to dad
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>>681758711
Get trips!!
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>>681758558
double nigger magic reroll
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>>681758646
This
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>>681758889
Winrar
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>>681756757
>waste

You're an idiot
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>>681758711
op pls
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>>681758889
so close
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>>681758560
999 Get
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>>681758894
reroll
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Hey, on a more serious note.. I have to tell you something.
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>>681756800
Trips get
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>>681758711
this
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>>681758036
This thread fucking sucks nobody is ever going to get trips but if I do I'm rolling for this
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>>681758975
DOXXED BY MUM
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>>681758711
Op winrar
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>>681757478
NOW IM REALLY MAD GIVE ME TRIPS I AM THE 9
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>>681758257
And I promise I didn't touch your vibrator when I got them out
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>>681757478
Rollwr
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>>681758036
ez win bb
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Come home lets take them off together
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>>681758975
Im keeping them they are mine now. You will never take my panties!! REEEEEE
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>>681757478
Rollering
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>>681757478
111 i need
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>>681758975
Well, if you don't like it that much then take then off for me
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>>681758975
don't worry i'll wash them after i rub one out
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>>681757478
Rolleringl
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I sucked on you vibrator
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>>681758711
rolling for this
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I'll take em off if you come home and fuck me
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>>681757478
Rollersa
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>>681758975
Kek, yeah joseph you sharting tranny.
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>>681758975
Answer with this one >>681758833
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>>681758036
rollrollroll
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>>681758975
This seems fake. Abandon thread OP is just texting his friend
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Go to bed, I'm just trying to be inside you when you wake up.
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>>681759134
rolling for this
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Im running away and im taking your panties with me.
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Breast-feeding is my fondest childhood memory. ;)
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It can be done
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>>681757478
Rolleration
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Dont worry theybwere dirty already love the smell though
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>>681758975
I can't mom. They've got my poo on them.
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>>681758711
reroll
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>>681759174
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>>681758975
These smell so good mom
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>>681758036
rolling for this tbh
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>>681759074
Rolllllll
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>>681758975
I'll take them off if you send me a photo of the ones your wearing right now ;)
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>>681759211
winrar
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>>681758036
Last roll
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I put your panties on the dog.
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>>681759226
lets go fam
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ROLL >>681757478
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>>681758975
no, i like wearing them and i would like to see you not wearing them
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God, I love getting fucked in the ass.
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>>681759292
rolling
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>>681757478
roll
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>>681759255
haha! here
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>>681757736
lol isn't anything new. My folks use it all the time, though they think it means "lots of love" no matter how many times I tell them otherwise.
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>>681758711
this
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>>681758711
rolling
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>>681757478
rollerino for fucks sake
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>>681759292
rollerino
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Sorry but I had to blow my load in them before changing them.
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Why don't you tuck me into bed any more?
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No I like them I feel more like me when I wear them.. Mom I'm gay
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>>681759196
Roll
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If trips send dick pic to mum
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>>681759394
You stupid?
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>>681758975
i just came in your panties mommy, hehe :)
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I want to purge inferior races. I want to sanitize society and restore humanity to it's full potential.
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>>681757478
Rollerationdd
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>>681758975
I need you to help take them off of me, I'm not sure how to get them off without the string ripping.
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>>681759292
not bad, roll
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>>681759300
kek nice
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>>681757478
One more
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>>681757478
Roll
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>>681759433
Rollin
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I killed the dog and I think I have a fetish for animal porn.
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im kidding mom, that's disgusting why would you think i am serious
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>>681759419
Rilllll
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>>681757478
Roll again
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>>681758975
How can they be so soft... yet make me so hard?
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>>681758711
roll
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TRIPS HAHAH FUCK YOU GUYS
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Would you swallow my cum?
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>>681757478
Get
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>>681759223
You almost wasted trips, faggot. think about the slaves.
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>>681759469
Rolling
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>>681758036
Roll
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sit on me with your fat ass mom
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>>681759530
reroll
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>>681757478
666 get
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>>681759550
damn, 5 off
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MAKE NEW THREAD!
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>>681757478
666
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I FANTASIZE ABOUT HULK HOGAN'S DICK 24/7 AND I WOULD MURDER YOU AND DAD JUST FOR A GLIMPSE OF IT IN REAL LIFE
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>>681758036
Rollll
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The devil is inside me
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>>681759595
Rolling
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rolling u feel me >>681757478
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Swallow my cock, whore.
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Alright, I took them off. See?
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>>681759650
Retoll
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>>681759584
That's the point nigger
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>>681759550
Roll
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>>681758975
I'll only take them off if you're here to watch
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>681759098
Roll
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Mom.. I honestly can't stop thinking about how cum tastes... I love sucking cock and slurping it out of their balls. I really needed to get that off my chest before I killed myself. I love you mom.
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Mom i want you on my cock
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I'll take them off when I'm damn well ready, you fat drunk bitch.
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>>681759691
Roll
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i just sent a pic of me in your undies to tyrone, he really liked and is headed over to fuck me. thanks mom <3 youre the best
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OP here, about to start a new thread since none of you fags can get trips
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>>681759691
Roll
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>>681758711
rollerino
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777 get
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>>681755974
Fucking rolling
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>>681759691
Jaja kek, reroll
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Do you mind if i use your sex toys? I found some hidden in your drawer.
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Let's have a baby together
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Would you like to be my girlfriend?
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bump limit reached, this thread is sinking
ABANDON THREAD
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mom how bout you suck my dick you fucking cunt
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>>681759733
rawrrrr
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>>681759747
Roll
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>>681759835
rool
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Mother, remember when you gave me the sex talk? I wanted some first hand examples, I was confused.
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Mom if i get cum on these panties will you get pregnant?
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I want you to take my whole cock.
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Fuck my boy pussy mommy
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Too late I sharted in them too... I'll just put them back where I found them.
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>>681759725
Get
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>>681759835
rawpofjapwf
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I want a little sibling. But I want it to be my seed
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Oh shit, I sharted in yours too! No pun intended sweet sweet mother
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>>681759691
rollerino. You better delivet Joseph
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>>681759887
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>>681759292
Roll?
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if i were dad, would we fuck ?
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Quads say dick pic
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>>681758711
rolll
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Suck my dick when you get home? Ive always wanted to fuck you ;)
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Recently I've wanted to fuck dad more than you. Threeway...?
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>>681759735
roll on this. you'll be out of that house being independent in no time op
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>>681759996
so close
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>>681759292
Rolling
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>>681759774
This
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>>681759725
Trips
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>>681759996
Roll
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>>681760004
roll
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