YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
>>681746581
I've seen this like 5 times now, and I still don't get what the fuck is happening.
>>681746236
pretty accurate though.
>>681746821
Rabies.
Two nuts were walking down the street and one of them was assaulted.
>>681746236
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHMQV-Bluc8
>>681747085
>beta_testing.webm
>>681746383
I could fap to theone on the left
>>681746493
What did the perverted frog say?
Rubbit.
>>681746831
File name
>>681747190
That filename. Kek.
>>681746493
Dionyses?
>>681746298
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100706185758AAg4xj2
>>681747229
Top kek
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
>>681747442
DO YOU WANT DESU? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET DESU.
Why wont these faggots learn
>>681746762
top lel
>>681747287
you triggered my sides
>>681746906
lost
They keep fences around graveyards because people are dying to get in.
>>681747540
someone has the gif that shits all over the bathroom
>>681746831
> filename
They can afford swingsets now?
>>681746821
Nerve gas.
>>681746493
Diogenes, FTW.
>>681746298
Who's dick is small enough to fuck a jalapeño?
>>681748080
>white neighbors on vacation
>>681747442
Ha. Barrel kin omfg lol
>>681745890
>My big brother's jacked, fucker. Keep talking shit and you'll see why they call him T-Wrecks
>>681747668
that is some black shit
>>681746493
If I were not Alexander the Great, I would be Diogenes
>>681747684
lost
The scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
>>681748286
I thought that was a butthole
>>681747318
Tasty
The guy that invented knock knock jokes won the no bell prize.
>>681748286
Thanks for joining us tonight
>>681748080
They nigger-rigged one together using stolen bikes.
>>681748192
white people are practically asking to get their shit stolen every day
Anyone need an ark? I Noah guy...
>>681748176
Are you really asking that here? In those dick rate threads 4/5 guys have micropenises
>>681746821
Some fucking guy with CP in some backwater Chinese village. They had no doctor so they strung him up like that because it was apparently the only way to prevent him from doing something retarded and getting himself killed.
>>681747442
Got me
>>681746501
That's quite an orgasm she's having.
>>681746762
Funniest thing I ever saw playing minecraft was when a player called Bear_Grills
"Bear_Grills tried to swim in lava!"
I almost laughed audibly that time.
>>681746821
Chinese man in a poor village with severe muscle tremors.
It's a makeshift solution to absolve his muscles of stress, to remove some pain.
I decided to sell my vacuum because all it was doing was collecting dust.
>>681748628
>topkek on bag
Topkek
>>681748795
>the goggles zey do nothing.
kek
what does ylyl mean? triforcing to show i'm no newfag ▲ f ▲ ▲
>>681748219
Triggered
>>681748795
>dat file name
thanks for the giggle m8
Ghosts love elevators because they raise their spirits.
Don't waste your time writing with a dull pencil. It's pointless.
>>681748450
wow, a rare photo of OP.
>>681749171
You
Laughed ('cause)
You're
Lori
Hope that helps, Famber Alert
>>681746488
I miss Gameboy pocket so fucking much
>>681748942
lol
>>681746699
The yard monitor bled all over that apes shirt
Also, chek'd
>meme center
>i know
>>681748040
God damn some parents....
The lifeguard decided not to save the hippie because he was too far out.
>>681747229
Filename
>>681747214
Was he seriously injured?
>>681749266
lost, it's a real site.
>>681748450
okay, i'm not gay but that's a pretty nice dick.
>>681749266
That isn't funny, my brother died from Dihydrogen Monoxide.
>>681747395
Lost way too hard on this one
>>681748942
Hahaha took me a minute, now I see all the beards.
>>681746699
niggers will put their dick in anything
>>681747697
Never stop
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>>681747214
>>681747445
>>681747635
>>681747925
>>681748500
>>681748662
>>681748847
>>681749052
>>681749201
>>681749377
>>681749547
Don't stop, you please me greatly.
>>681749546
Average /b/ user/
>>681749931
Too hard to me.
>>681749433
I cant breath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9DQ8WdczPU
>>681746825
Lost
>>681748942
Maybe that day he had to go to wo- no, nevermind.
>>681747970
That's so sad how they gang up on the dog and bully it.
#StopBullyingNOW
>>681749699
>I'm not gay
>but
>nice dick
>but i'm not gay
>I don't love cocks but, yeah, that's a great looking yogurt slinger ya got there, pardner...maybe...maybe i should...what's this? gosh, that dick is looking at me...one eye to both mine...i mean, it's not like i'll enjoy sucking it but it's such a nice looking tool
you. that's what you sound like. fag
>>681748991
File name got me
>>681746821
he actually talks to the camera in the real video
>>681750235
Ok, but I refuse to make menstruation jokes. Period.
>>681747229
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>681747287
Get your h8 speech outta my canned fridge
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
>>681750395
I can say I'm 100% straight and have no problem complimenting another mans penis. Probably because I'm confident in my sexuality. You on the other hand......
What is the average mass of a hipster?
An Instagram.
>>681747370
every goddam time
>>681749181
This isn't a rage thread
>>681749931
I heard a frustrating rendition of the batman theme song...just endless nanananananananaNANANANANANANANA without any batman
>>681750205
Bypassing text limit and green text.
WTF
>>681746831
It would be better if rockets went off as she hit the ground and she just flew off
A bear without teeth is a gummy bear.
>>681750747
yep. 300 million users. So hipster.
A can opener that doesn't work is a cant opener.
>>681750854
Can I get the sauce of this, I wanna show it to my chick.
>>681750345
i dont even know why i lost
>>681747684
why are niggers so dumb?
>>681746532
Lost
>>681750745
Tell me, 100% straight cock appreciater, by what standard do you judge a cock? How vascular it is? Color, size, shape? Would you equate it to judging a bodybuilder?
I've seen dicks and thought "That's fucking huge" but never "That's a pretty nice dick"...just saying
>>681747287
This shit is worth watching, honestly. The fat bitch goes nuts within the first 5 fucking minutes of the thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCcp36n2cDg
>8:18 speaker tells anecdote about "triggering a dog"
>fat bitch continues to lose it
>8:27 some guy in audience "you're triggering another dog!"
>>681747793
his tattoo holds true... for now
>>681747039
Gold
>>681751064
STFU
>>681748040
"watch closely girls, you're next"
>>681747395
Are these... the actual lines?
>>681749931
9gag humor
>>681751284
It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally.
>>681751284
Kill yourself by drinking a gallon of varnish. It will be a horrible end but a nice finish.
>>681751514
fuck off
>>681748040
Chin Chin enjoys his sacrifice. Chin Chin is pleased.
>>681750745
This sounds like something your parents told you to say when you were a kid cuz you liked to where pink. This aint grade school son, this is just one massive cock.
>>681751102
The world only god knows.
>>681749433
>>681746762
Where does all this autismic shit come from? Holy shit what happened to books?
>>681749546
Kek
>>681747229
anyone have the pic of that little guy being called a turkroach? fucking kills me
his name is koksal baba btw
>>681748450
More like this thanks
you all just f*cking lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbdLaC8-lu4
>>681746762
>Did you hear about the man who tried fighting a bear with a spoon?
>He was mauled!
Vegan zombies will only eat graaaaaains!
>>681747668
what a stupid spick
>>681748040
The fuck is going on here???
>>681749812
Don't be a downer, He died for a good cause.... Awareness
>>681751723
fuck this shit. i'm triggered. fucking cold bitches in offices running heaters and shit because they're flabby marathon runners with their stupid fucking 26.2 bumper stickers and just FUCK IT I'M MAD
>>681747039
I lost hard
>>681749699
You know that only trannies get to be delusional of what they are right?
>>681746699
Wow, every nigger fucks everything
>>681748863
>Some fucking guy with CP in some backwater Chinese village
how much you think he sells it for?
>>681748848
>implying most of us look at dick rate threads
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
>>681751998
It's like man you can't trust nobody
I don't even have a trust fund
Don't buck, nigga, don't stunt, nigga
Don't duck, nigga, cause I duck hunt
>>681746762
>101 autistic jokes
>>681746699
yu mad we steelin yur wimyn white boiis?
not really no
>>681748377
>>681748377
U was a regular slave, i thinxs.
>>681752218
dammit i lost. i thought it was going to sneeze
Doyouthinkhesaurus - the blind dinosaur.
>>681746532
she really looks like him
>>681746762
the fuck? these arent even jokes though, I dont mean they arent funny (which they arent) I mean they arent jokes, they're literally just stating facts
>>681749546
He looks so happy.
>>681752287
Some funny shit happens in them from time to time.
>>681752342
>101
Try 800
>>681748528
holy shit what the fuck In The End literally just came on my Spotify Rock playlist... it has 1,867 songs so the coincidence is mind blowing
>>681752489
He just died you inhuman cunt
>>681752534
lol
>>681752086
>flabby
>marathon runner
You know what to do
But for real i feel you tbh fam
>>681749925
Underrated
>>681751102
That's Arararagi-kun u ignorant potato
>>681752681
Cry me a river... Death is part of life, Funny is still funny
Newfag alert
>>681745890
Just fucking murder a random Mexican today, put him out of his fucking wretched misery. One that looks like a fucking faggot, and has a mini child rape tier fucking brown ass fucking dirtbag whore girlfriend. But make sure you do it right like kidnap him, take him out somewhere and muzzle him up like a sick dog he is, tie him up and just start gutting him alive, that's one of my favorite. Or get creative and start with the balls, idk this is the unique to each person part. Look at the scumbag piece of shit in the eyes while you have him dominated tied up to a tree in the last moments in his life, and decide what the queer deserves. But stop jacking off to underage girls in your mom's basement OP, it's this puke stain's birthday now, tonight, tonight is the night, and you've got work to do OP. I'm not kidding, stop being a faggot OP and do the world and gene pool some fucking good for once today. Start planning today..
>>681748853
kek wtf
>>681752681
Hahaha I'm glad you got the joke
>>681752334
Happened in my town...
>>681746628
Fuck I was scared
>>681747229
lel
>>681752772
Replying to your own shitty post dont make it any less shitty
>>681746699
Source?
>>681752737
>You know what to do?
Take them to my gym and show them tight body chicks doing OHP and DL?
>>681747287
Wow!
>Colesterol Intensifies
hahahahahaha
>>681751227
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCcp36n2cDg
/pol/ is that way ----->
>>681749244
kek and chek those dubs
>>681749812
Don't rain on our parade m8
>>681748991
Fuck i must be gayer than i thought i didnt realize it was literally Jesus for a sec and just kept on masturbating
>>681752987
Omg Will Ferrell is so fucking funny. He's wild!
>>681752728
Saw IX?
>>681752812
serial killer RP is that way ===>
>>681747085
The future is here
>>681753208
>underrated reply
>>681753251
Will Ferrell was behind nine eleven, Iraq, and supported Halliburton?
>>681753399
Yes
Yes it is
Be very afraid before I cut your balls off and brutally beat you to death and leave a beetle stuffed up your ass. Is that how you wanna go anon? Huh? What's that?
Didn't think so
>>681748450
OP is suck some dick?
>>681751102
Nisemomogatari Episode 8
>>681748232
that's not real shit
>>681753267
Nah, it's every fluffy thread ever
>>681753623
GODDAMMIT JUMP ALREADY!!!
>>681753885
you lied hes not edgy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHzVHhtJEM0
>>681752987
lol whut
>>681753769
You had me until beetle :) I pictured a confused bug scuttling through my rectum and had to fucking smile
>>681753792
sauce?
>>681751939
under fucking rated
>>681751603
Praise be Lord Chin Chin
>>681746825
Lost
>>681752987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khTS0cU2IgQ
>chew before you swallow
God bless Murica
>>681753891
Remember anon when you slit your wrists it's down the road not across the street.
>>681752056
lost
>>681753891
fucking edgy faggot kill your self
>>681746298
It's a trick. You're actually supposed to use a scotch bonnet. If you use a Jalapeño you'll be raped by mexican men.
>>681754261
I thought that was the point, to be raped my Mexican men
>>681746831
They already put monkeys in space
>>681753885
slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
>>681747684
Hogwarts school of Nigcraft and Niggatry
>>681747133
Lost hard
>>681747684
holy shit that looks mad fun
>>681747701
i had no idea sumo wrestlers were such whiny PC psychos.
>>681752850
if it played the lisa frank 420 i would buy the shit out of that
>>681747684
Are they magic?
>>681754034
Even made me kek
>>681747518
Wasn't funny
>>681752940
I see nothing historically out of place, except that Viking in the back is wearing way too much warpaint/battleblack
>>681753248
You know it's a remote possibility that this actually happened. Crucifixion was a public execution to shame the crims and their fams, but as Romans could pretty much penetrate anyone they wanted, this would be further humiliation, and no drawbacks for the Romans.... I'm sure some truly unlucky person got nailed twice in the same day.
Thought: after you're done raping, drive a nail into their gaping asshole, right through their sacrum/coccyx into the beam. Should be about as much pain as you can feel in that area, and no muscle flexion adds relief.
>>681749546
Wut?
>>681749784
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>681747039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZQHS_OUu4M
>>681748040
Sqweegel is pleased
>>681754034
A confused, scared beetle desperately scuttling around trying to find an exit out of your scary, dark, and smelly rectum, then it decided the only way out is to dig a hole in your sensitive large intestine wall. Causing massive bleeding, only to result in a beetle scuttling around in your abdomen cavity
>>681748795
What is the point of that glove?
>>681749931
Please go back to 9gag
>>681751419
Yes
>>681748628
amazing!
>>681749481
yfw he nutted in her
>>681753623
Man that drives me nuts to watch
>>681747370
lost
>>681754927
Keep your shit comments for yourself. Don't fuck with your grandpa just because you can't afford anything and still milk joeys cows 40 hours a week so you can buy yourself a snickers. I'm LMAOing at your life.
>>681747701
#Trigglypuff
>>681748942
this is the reason why stereotypes exist
>>681747039
I wanted to lose with this, but I held it in to not wake le gf.. you are amazing though.
>>681752056
>harrrrrharrrrrrrr dey misspeld mie naem at starbarks! XDXDXDXDXDLELELELELE!!!!!!!!!!!!! so funniee
die
>>681749181
woooooooooooooooooooooo! bum bum
>>681749699
>>681754685
Hey dude, here's another straight cock for you to heterosexually admire and not want to suck start
>>681752728
>>681747952 said GIF you thick cunt.
>>681755334
>cark detected
>>681747970
So Edgy
>>681755040
Two nuts were walking down the street and one of them was assaulted
