So I accidentally killed my friends owl today, and my entire class witnessed it. I ran out of the classroom as soon as it happened and I see them tomorrow. What do /b/?
Pic related it's the owl
what the fuck happened? post story OP
>>681727074
Is this bait? Is this how it is now?
Inb4 harry potter faggotfest
Lurk moar fagget
>>681727074
How did it happen?
I don't feel like greentexting but basically in my school there's this vet program that me and my friend Cynthia are apart of. Recently she got this baby owl she found outside on the floor and she's been nursing it and keeping it safe and shit. Today she decided to bring it to the vet classroom and she was showing everybody the owl, letting everybody hold it and shit. Eventually I get to hold the baby owl. I cradled the little guy in my hands and for some reason my autism kicked in and I decided to throw the owl up in the air, expecting it to fly. It didn't fly, and I ended up launching this young ass owl who can't even fly straight into a cement hard ass ceiling. It made a loud ass "doonk" noise and it fell straight to the floor hard as fuck. Cynthia started screaming as if someone killed her owl or some shit but I didn't know what the fuck to do. People were yelling and screaming and this one dude was about to approach me to hit me I think, so I quickly got my bag and got the fuck out of the classroom and I ended up skipping straight home. I've been locked in my room ever since, I've turned my phone on airplane mode, and I'm literally shitting bricks because I have Cynthia for like 3 other periods. Am I fucked /b/?
>>681730038
Yes
>>681730038
>my autism kicked in and I decided to throw the owl up in the air, expecting it to fly. It didn't fly, and I ended up launching this young ass owl who can't even fly straight into a cement hard ass ceiling. It made a loud ass "doonk" noise and it fell straight to the floor hard as fuck.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
If nothing else, you will ALWAYS be remembered by everyone in that classroom. Forever. You're a fucking psycho tard that needs to be put to sleep.
I hope this is bait
please include this in the screencap
I don't think I can go back to school tomorrow. I spaghetti's hard and now I'm royally fucked
>>681730038
holy fuck dude, kill yourself
>>681730038
>Eventually I get to hold the baby owl. I cradled the little guy in my hands and for some reason my autism kicked in and I decided to throw the owl up in the air, expecting it to fly. It didn't fly, and I ended up launching this young ass owl who can't even fly straight into a cement hard ass ceiling. It made a loud ass "doonk" noise and it fell straight to the floor hard as fuck
This is fucking gold
Yep, you're fucked. And guess what's worse? You're a retarded faggot. Least you will be remembered by the class
>>681731177
Read the /b/ disclaimer
only a fool
>>681727074
This is a test
>>681730038
Yup, your fucked.
Only option now is to go injure a cuter baby owl, then give her that one to make up.
>>681730038
Yeah, that's a life defining fuck up right there. You will never recover from this. Enjoy your depression and poverty.
its just an owl who gives a fuck
>>681730038
you shoulda just been like, 'i thought it would fly, holy crap, my bad.' but no, you ran out of the room like you did it on purpose. youre dodging all texts and calls and havent asked your parents for advice so the principal can call and say you killed an animal and skipped class.
you. are. autistic.
Don't know what to say anon... But I keked
>take phone off airplane mode
>see this
Well shit
>>681730038
Hey maybe it's still alive somehow
>>681732447
>babe
>>681732447
literally just tell her you thought it was gonna fly and you freaked out and dipped. just tell her it was an accident and 'what kind of madman would kill an animal on purpose'
>>681732447
if not b8 then lol getting jumped over a half dead/now dead owl that didn't belong to anyone but the dirt.
if b8 then lol babe
>>681732447
Bahahahahahah, holy fucking shit, OP is a burning faggot.
>>681732664
I think it died as soon as it hit ceiling because it fell lifelessly as it came down. I fucking killed it.
>>681732447
>>681732787
Do this and if that doesn't work I would just switch schools. Not worth being bullied for being the bird killer.
I'm a vet. The owl is still alive. They are built ford tough
>>681730038
nigger you WHAT
>>681733017
am senior in last quarter of school, it's too late for any of that
an hero retard
Screen cap this
Nah you showed you're dominance she will probably wanna fuck soon so ask her out. But damn did I laugh today..
>>681730038
My god my sides. Don't worry she will forget sooner owl later...
just become her owl,strap feathers too yourself with tape and glue and say nothing but "who" for the rest of her life,eventually she will take you in trying too cope with her loss. Theres a bonus though,if she likes bestiality,and shes completely insane,lose virginity.
>>681733169
Is this b8? Ford tough is driving it out the factory door and losing your wheels and blowing your engibe..
>>681732954
OP, you are the dumbest fuck ever. Now your ass will be beaten. You deserve it, that owl was fucking adorable.
>>681733251
I'm not gonna kill myself over a dead fucking bird dude
>>681733216
then just tough it out, you have a month and a half basically.
>>681733216
fucking tell her you didn't mean for that shit to happen you retard. You thought it was gonna fly, and regardless of your autism, defend it cause you didn't know any better.
>>681730038
its no big deal op, your social life in school literally doesnt count for shit as soon as you get out. within the year youll have 1 or 2 friends left maybe and you wont even rem anyone else. this is just gonna be a funny fucking story later
raviolli raviolli OP is a fucking fagitolli
OP...
You will nevar forghetti....
>>681732447
FOR WHAT, FOR WHAT?
>>681730038
>>681733355
check 'em
>>681732949
>Bahahahahaha
Kill yourself you Facebook political 9Gag posting nigger
Some serious underage fuckin /b/ in this thread. OP needs to get banned and go to bed. It's a fucking school night.
>>681733536
this and >>681733452
this
>>681733584
i graduated in 2015 and have 1 friend left. i had like 50 before and partied constantly and hungout with SO many people. they just dont hmu anymore and have their own shit goin on.
>>681733687
fucking kek
>>681733330
Btw.
CHECK 'EM
>>681733584
Doesn't mean he won't be annihilated.
>>681733687
18 yrs old m8
>>681730038
It's illegal to keep owls as pets anyway so you did her a favor.
>>681733800 HE SAID TOO GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
Eventually you'll be old enough to drink, and then all your problems will be solved.
>>681733635
Shouldn't the dolphin be raping the bear?
>>681733888
Trips dont lie,go too bed OP
>>681733663
Um, Trump 2016! Am I kewl yet guide?
>>681733888
THESE ARE TRIPS YOU DUMB NIGGER
IS IT SUMMER YET ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>681733786
>>681733793
i would recommend getting into 1 or 2 fights before becoming an adult, it aint that scary. so again, its no big, actually good life exp
>>681733845
It's only illegal if the owl is capable of surviving on it's own. His friend found it abandoned and therefore it could not survive in the wilderness, so this is an exeption to the rule I guess.
>>681733800
Nice Dubs. And BS. Either your story is BS. Or your school is all for "Special People" having a god damned fucking petting zoo project like that for 18 year olds? Bull fucking shit. Go to bed son. Maybe if you are lucky they will just demote you to looking after the fish or some shit.
Do not over feed them.
Do not forget to feed them.
It ain't hard.
If you're American it is a felony to take an owl from the wild and keep it as a pet. You need to be either a licensed wildlife rehabilitation or have an upper level falconry license to possess an owl legally. You may have killed it, but it was not going to survive in the wild very long if it had been raised by some arrogant student who thought they could take care of it properly.
You may have fucked up socially, but in reality the thing was as good as dead anyways.
>>681732447
Shoot the school up, been a while since i seen a school shooting on news
>>681730038
End it all
>>681730038
Damnit Lennie
>>681727074
Fucking hell, time for screencap.
Kids like you should be burning in hell.
>>681734072
He's getting jumped, not fighting.
>>681733952
I'm gonna have to ask why you'd think that? They're clearly out of water and I can't see how a dolphin could take advantage of a bear on land.
>maybe if the dolphin got the bear drunk?
>>681730038
>"doonk" noise
i call bullshit, only giant fucking rocks thrown in water make this sound, I doubt a small owl gingerly tossed into a concrete ceiling (are you in a fucking vault btw?) would hardly make any sound at all.
The only logical choice is to go down in history if you catch what I'm sayin
>>681734218
Meh, most /b/ vets would recommend a lynching or two before becoming an adult as well.
>>681734157
This. Morning news is getting boring these days
She just sent this what do
>>681734218
thats what street fighting is like %50 of the time dude
>>681734152
This
>>681734095
It's illegal if you do not have a license, which a student will not have.
>>681734333
Hehe,true enough.
HANG OP! LYNCH THATLIMEY FUCK.
>>681734364
This is such BS. How does she know you read her text message?
>>681734399
This is true been in 3 fights 2 were when I got jump outside of a bar/party...have a tendency to pissed people off
>>681734364
Start by removing your fucking thumb from your phone screen you autist
>>681734364
OP is a confirmed
>N
>I
>G
>G
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>R
>>681730038
It's alive don't worry
>>681734364
Tell her she'll suffer the same fate as her owl If she doesn't fuck off
>>681734364
Go on the offensive! Say something like Sorry, bitch!
She'll get so pissed she won't talk to you, then problem solved!
>>681734364
kek, every nigger in school is going to beat your ass to try to score on Cynthia babe.
Good luck, faggot. Your going to graduate in traction. lmfao!
>>681734364
you still havnt said anything? you really are a pussy. anons have already told you you just need to explain. ill add preferably over the phone instead of texts
>>681734399
I doubt OP has much experience.
>>681730038
How fucking hard did you autistically throw this bird at the ceiling?
>>681734364
REPLY YOU FUCKING RETARD HOLY SHIT
TELL HER IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
I swear to god this is b8
>>681734648
Kek
>>681734746
Retard strength is one helluva thing
>>681732447
Why'd you throw it so hard in the first place? Pegging it directly at the ceiling wouldn't give it any time to start flying, even if it could fly.
OP you're a fucking imbecile and deserve what's coming to you
>>681730038
MUH FUCKING SIDES OP
FUCKING SHIT CHRIST
YOU SURPASSED MY AUTISM
>>681734648
nice
>>681734740
i KNOW he doesnt. thats why i recommend
I'm honestly fucked either way guys, if tomorrow doesn't go well I'll fucking drop out idgaf. That being said dubs tells me what I'll reply
>>681734858
Asking why won't change the past! We're in damage control! Like you didn't do anything dumb in highschool!
>>681734648
Please do this
>>681734013
$20.00 says this ends up on Leadeat (reddit)
>>681734747
It is. It's complete bullshit. How did she know he read her text message? This is just a pair of fucking underage /b/tards looking to get chuckles with their "kek-worthy-trolling-skills"
They will screen cap it and take it to school tomorrow to impress their two other friends on how they trolled a haxor group.
Thread Dead. I'm the one going to bed now. It's fucking 4am here.
>>681734968
rolling for
go fuck yourself cynthia
>>681734364
Voicemail too? Shit man I'd just drop out at this point. It ain't worth it anymore OP, Just go get your GED. She has told everyone and they are all going to be glaring at you tomorrow.
>>681735015
I didn't kill a fucking owl
>>681732188
this
>>681734968
Sorry cunt
>>681735110
roll
>>681734968
"Lucky it wasn't your preying mantis looking ass I sent to the ceiling you dumb nigger"
>>681734968
Damn you are a fucking pussy
>>681735200
do it OP
>>681735200
CHECKED
DO IT FAGGOT OP
>>681734364
>irony
>>681735213
Roll
>>681734364
post her number
>>681734968
"Today I killed the only thing that ever showed you any love. I hope you looked into its lifeless eyes and realized you will be alone forever. That being said- wanna grab dinner some time this weekend?"
>>681734549
Were you born retarded
>>681730038
>I ended up skipping straight home
did you sing "la la la la" while you skipped home?
>>681734364
The United States does not allow private citizens to possess owls as pets. It is a felony. Only licensed rehabilitators, educators or falconers can legally possess owls, and even then they are property of the us government.
This chick is stupid and arrogant. I would hate to discover I brought my dog to see someone like this. Im assuming it's a vet tech program and not a dvm program since an actual vet would have enough sense to know they were going to inadvertently kill the bird on their own.
Taking a wild bird to keep as a pet, especially a raptor or migratory bird, should be obviously wrong to anyone, regardless of their knowledge of the law.
>>681734364
Let us roll for responses!
OP wont deliver to 00
>>681734549
Most phones tell you if the message is delivered and if opened stupid
>>681735299
a functioning, relatively normal human being would remember about beng inside a classroom with a fucking ceiling and wouldn't kill an owl by throwing it too hard against the ceiling
maybe if you failed to grab it and the baby owl cracked it's head on the floor
but on the way up? nah
it's bait
>>681732447
ROFL OH MY GOD
>Babe
Tell he you will rape her and Brendan and his boys
>>681735444
Trips verifed
>>681735622
>>681735444
>>681735299
gets
do it op
I'm gonna regret all of this lmfao
>>681735622
WINNAR
>>681735446
Thats facebook.
My phone does nothing of the soft
>>681735622
This is the only dubs actually saying anything
>>681735425
this
>>681735592
also this
>>681734968
If it means anything to you, I can be your owl from now on ;^)
>>681730038
Cynthia told me she was gonna suck your dick, but I guess you fucked that up OP
![[AHHHHNNNN intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/sLJHa2y.gif "[AHHHHNNNN intensifies].gif")
>>681735753
HOLY FUCK
>>681735753
Top kek
>>681735622
Not the first dubs, but also an appreciated response.
>do something faggot
>>681735753
IT WASNT AN OWL IT WAS A BABY!!!
>>681735753
nice
>>681735753
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>681735753
kekekekekek
I guess that bird is now a moist-owlette
>>681734968
You're a fucking bafoon if you drop out over a dead owl. People have done worse and kept going through high school. And you've only got a month left.
Also, rolling for:
>Hey, I'm just an owl killer. It's what I do. It's how I was raised. Every day my dad comes home from killing owls all day and chats it up with our neighbor about the "owl killin's" from earlier that day. Sometimes, if I was really good and my dad had a surplus of dead owls from work, he would bring some home and we'd make owl stew. Owl stew is my favorite meal, easily.
>>681735753
You won't regret this OP! You're a good man!
>>681735783
What shit phone do you have? And she's probably got an iPhone, which do have message receipts definitely.
>>681735753
why the fuck are you taking photos of your phone with another phone instead of taking screenshots?
>>681735622
DO IT OP. DO IT FOR THE OWL.
>>681734364
Post her fucking number you faggot or thread will be dead.
>>681735947
THIS
>>681730038
jesus christ OP. when you go to class just act like they are fucking crazy and buy her a stuffed baby owl while you're at it. maybe some chocolates. i mean the only thing you can do is man the fuck up and apologize. thats really all you can do.
Please photo shop wizard make me in the owl screen cap
also check my dubs
>681735753
My sides... oh god...
>>681735990
Android sammy
>>681736031
pls op pls
>>681734364
GODDAMMIT, JUST FUCKING SAY THE FOLLOWING:
Hey bitch, just shut the fuck up right now. I don't give a flying fuck about your fucking owl. I couldn't care less if Brendan and his fuckbuddies are gonna come at me. It's just a fucking owl, and it's nothing more than that. I'm also pretty sure that owning an owl is illegal. Just leave me the fuck alone!
>>681735753
Dude just call the cops. In most states threatening bodily harm constitutes some degree of assault or menacing, and taking in a wild bird as a private citizen violates federal and possibly international law, particularly raptors and migratory birds.
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place.
>>681736152
>stuffed baby owl
kek
>>681735753
RIP
>>681736276
see you in half an hour
>>681735997
That is because he is a kid. With his friend. They are texting back and forth. This is all fucking bs.
>>681735899
HOLY KEK
MY SIDES
>>681734549
nigga have u never had a phone before rofl
>>681736276
nice blog post faggot, im sure the 4chan community will be fucking devastated by your absence
RAPE OP. RAPE THEM ALL BATHE IN THEIR FUCKING BLOOD.
>>681736276
>>681736375
I'm glad someone got it. I will cherish this (You)
>>681736276
Rofl jk, i trolled u guis im actually sttaying 4 the (you)'s
sajsjssjsjhshshhahah
rekt XD
>>681735753
well, i guess this is the path you're going down. good job OP.
SOMEONE FUCKING CAP THIS NIGGER
HI MUM I AM FUCKING MY COUSIN BUT I DON'T GIVE A DOGS ASS
>Check em
>>681736152
Do this
>>681735990
they only have read receipts to other iphones
newer androids have them to other androids tho. but i turned mine off. fuck ppl bitching cuz i read a message and i didnt respond yet
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place.
>>681736276
>convinced me to leave me
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place.
>>681735753
HOLY SHIT I'M DYING 11/10 OP 11/10.
>>681736276
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place.
>>681735753
Christ sakes OP hurry up I'm losing my boner
>>681736683
See you tomorrow.
Wear this to your next class
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place
>>681736098
When you think about it, you don't have much to lose. Post #
>>681735753
ayyyy monica. congratulations on growing a pair. my advice? start carrying a knife.
>>681736806
See you tomorrow.
>>681736529
Anon I want you to know, tears were literally streaming.
>>681736770
>Well. Fuck.
>This is it.
>This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
>Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
>I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place.
>>681736806
>>681736835
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place.
>>681734258
Dolphins are known to be rapists look it up
>>681735753
OP, if you don't threaten her and her boytoys cunts, I will be displeased.
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place
#420blazeit
I just took a dab, and for anyone asking I using a deactivated Galaxy RN to take these pics. 7 decides what I say next I guess.
>>681736276
Tell her it was self defense!
>>681737007
cut it out man
>>681730038
oh, and when you hand her the stuffed baby owl tell her that you can toss it around without worrying about its poor baby neck getting broken.
Who the fuck keeps posting the "xd im leaving fourchinz" shit? I know it's not OP.
This thread made my night. Thank you so much OP.
>>681737007
>Well. Fuck.
>This is it.
>This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
>Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
>I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place
>>681737063
this
also check my dubs
>>681737027
"Atleast I don't have a vagina."
oh jesus christ this thread
>>681737027
>>681737027
Dude fucking act like you're breaking down about it too. She's being irrational and that she needs to know you didn't fucking mean it
>>681737027
suck my schlong and buy me a bong nigga
>>681737027
I DONT SEE ANY FUCKING RAPE, YOU PUSSY BITCH
Tell her that it was a Jew and it need to be cleansed
>>681737027
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place.
>>681737027
I may be eating my words, but I'll also be eating that sweet, sweet pussy of yours
>>681737195
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place....
>>681737027
"hey cunt, why haven't we fucked yet?"
>>681737195
>>Well. Fuck.
>>This is it.
>>This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
>>Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
>>I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place
>Well. Fuck.
>
>This is it.
>
>This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
>
>Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
>
>I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the thread that has convinced me to leave me. It just shitty trolls, trolling shitty trolls.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the site is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even m00t was sick of this fucking place.
>>681737247
HAHAHAHA
>>681737027
"Sorry, I asked a bunch of no-life faggots on the internet advice on what to say. I'm sorry about your owl.....
It's just a prank bro."
>>681735299
>>681737027
OP MY DUBS WERE NEXT NIGGER
REEEEEEEEEE
>>681737202
roll
>>681737247
winrar
>>681737027
eat mu dick
>>681736835
actually, i still lurk sometimes.
>>681737027
"I'll make you eat my ass ;)"
>>681737027
rolling for you to man up and explain yourself
or send her the link to this thread
>>681734648
Roll
Cynthia some things were said that shouldn't have been said. But you better have a bigger gun than me when I come to school because that bird was just the tip of the iceberg.
>>681737247
top zoz
>>681737027
OP, do >>681736234
>>681737257
winner
>>681737247
This thread is digging OP's grave. Top kek.
>>681730038
your fowl play ruffled some feathers
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>>681737405
This
>>681737257
WINRRRAAAAAARRRRR
>>681736978
I will! Every keeps talking about these wild college parties, and its really dolphins women need to worry about!
>>681737027
IT JUST A PRANK BRO
>>681737247
WINRAR
>>681737405
This
>>681737247
WINRAR
Well. Fuck.
This is it.
This is the strain that has convinced me to stop blazing. It just shitty shwag, rolled in shitty wraps.
Soon long folks. Have fun doing what ever it is you are doing here. I'll check back in a year or two if the weed is even still around.
I shouldn't be shocked. Even snoop dog was sick of this fucking weed
>>681737405
Rolling for this one
>>681737027
SAY IT WAS SELF DEFENSE OP!
>>681737027
Say the first part of this>>681734152
>>681737268
Roll
>>681737257
Winrar
>>681737247
WINRAR
>>681736206
>Samshit there's your problem.
>>681736654
Doesn't matter what your phone settings are, if someone else has it enabled on their phone they'll still see if you've received the message, or opened it.
>>681736237
>raptor
>>681737633
Winrar
>>681737247
kek
op deliver you faggot
>>681737027
BITCH, STOP OPRESSING ME. I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO. HE RAPE A LOT OF INDEPENDENT FEMALE OWLS.
THAT STUPID SEXIST ACTITUDE OF YOU MAKES ME WANNA ASK YOU FOR A FUCKING SANDWICH
>>681737247
>>681737257
Op do both please
I murdered my friends owl and I'm literally doing this. Honestly I don't EVEn care anymore.
>killing a defenseless animal w/ ur retard hands
im calling /an/ on you
>>681730038
Don't buy her chocolates and shit. Just genuinely apologize.
>>681737721
You do realize Birds that hunt are called Raptors right?
>>681737816
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
op ur le fag xd
>>681737816
kek
>>681737816
You so fucked nigga
>>681737816
oh fuck OP.
>>681737816
HOLU SHIT ARCHIVE THIS
>>681737245
This would get you out of it.
>>681735947
This is obviously the CORRECT way to go.
Oh fuck, she's knocking at my door right now. What do I do???
8 decides but make it quick
>>681737289
Roll for this
>>681737816
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>681737487
do this
>>681737816
>Sides: Annihilated
>>681737816
CHRIST OP IM DYING
>>681737816
Lmfao, OP is so fucking fucked. Well done.
>>681737816
OP please
>>681735947
>>681737801
PLEASE
>>681737816
>lostmyshit/10
Dont even care if the thread is fake i laughed like a little girl
Please I want to be in owl killer meme screen cap...
>>681737816
>schlong
Ha
>>681737816
You are dead.
>>681737945
Show her this thread
>>681737721
That's a velociraptor. Raptors are birds.
>>681737945
Tell her to go home or she does too.
>>681737945
Rape
>>681738051
You won't make it in
>>681737816
This is fucking beautiful.
Today OP was not a fag.
If dubs, ask her to film a porno with you
Oh fuck, she's knocking at my door right now. What do I do???
9 decides but make it quick
>>681737027
I FUCKED UP AND FREAKED OUT AND YOU BEING A BITCH ISNT GOING TO BRING THAT POOR OWL BACK. NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO FIND A BOTTLE OF VALIUM TO SHOTGUN
>>681737945
whip out your dick and answer the door OP!!!
This threads gonna hit its maximum soon. Create a new one so we can kek more at the autistic ow murderer.
>>681735299
>>681735500
>>681735751
>>681737816
OP CHECK MY DUBS AND REPLIES FROM EARLIER YOU STUPID FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>681737690
I dont see it as a problem, i dont really care what phone i have as long as it does what i need it to, because i aint a fanboy faggot
>>681737945
just explain that youre mentally retarded and asked for advice on the innernettes from a bunch of other retards
op rip the howl get's more attention than you
>>681737816
IF I GET DUBS, THREATEN TO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL! MAKE HISTORY, OP!
>>681738138
Not OP
hi /r/4chan nice may mays
>>681737945
Rape? Maybe?
>>681738138
>>681737027
"And I'm gonna make you eat my dick"
>>681737816
>tfw
>>681737816
LOL
FOR GODS SACK SOMEOE CAP THIS
>>681737816
OP, you're a man among men
>your parents will be proud
>>681738218
zoz
>>681738196
Nigga I use Android too, Samsung is just dogshit
Posting in archived thread.
Leave your messages for the future down below.
>>681737945
DUDE CALL THE POLICE SAY A GIRL IS TRYING TO BREAK INTO YOUR UOUSE AND MURDER YOU HURRY THHD FUCK UP
>>681738138
Hope you like dry rape
>>681738268
DO ITDO IT. YOURE NOT A MAN IF YOU DON'T
This fucking thread man.
>>681738218
kek
>>681737945
Call the police.
>>681738138
Apologize for killing her bird.
>>681738138
Maybe she bought the bong and is coming to suck that schlong. Answer it!
Real OP here dubs tells me what I say next. She called me and I rejected.
Where were you when op was kill?
>>681738383
I'm Jewish And I'm Not Rich
WHAT THE FUCK OP
>>681738429
WINRAR
FUNNY HOW ALL YOU /b/tards fell for this bait lel
I just wanted to pop in and say Hitler was right
>>681738372
Does what i need it to.
End of story
>>681727074
>>681738460
VOCAROO IT NIGGER
----- http://filenurse.com/download/3f3f51b50639deec3cdc1c90e6ae7a68.html
>>681737945
Call cops and have her arrested and blame the owl death on her.
>>681738460
im going to go over to your house and fucking kill you
>>681730038
>Implying owls are birds
>>681738460
vocaroo dude it lets you record audio
Is she black?
>>681738460
PLEASE
>>681735947
>>681738596
roll
>>681738460
HAHA she called you out. Only way out is rape.
>>681737816
jesus OP, way to go from beta to based.
this thread needs more reaction memes.
>>681738460
send her the killin owls story
>>681738460
Just say you are.
>>681738460
Yes. And I will kill you too
for the glory, answer door naked
screech like an owl as you jump at her while shitting and pissing
punch her in the face while in mid air
fall to the ground and flop like a fish, still screeching like an owl
>>681738460
I quickscoper that bitch cod style yo yo NIGGERSHIT AWOOOOOOOOO
>>681738596
roollll
>>681738460
Hitler did nothing wrong and neither did I
>roll
>>681738460
"I'll smash that pussy like I smashed your owl. ;)"
>>681738460
It was self defense
>>681738460
Mountain dew me a favor slut, and give me a fucking break. Otherwise you're gonna end up in hell with the owl when I shoot up the school, I was going to only kill the niggers, but now you're on the list too.
>>681738681
roll
>>681738596
rolling
Op tomorrow at 9 again please post the result of what happened at school.
Making a compilation of this shit once it's over legendary thread achieved for tonight
>>681738722
winrar
>>681738550
No, I decide when it's over.
It's over faggot
>>681738613
Reroll
BLARG NEK NEK
>>681738596
rolly polly
>>681738460
Just brake down and say you are and you need help
WE NEED A NEW THREAD BEFORE BUMP LIMIT
>WE NEED A NEW THREAD BEFORE BUMP LIMIT
WE NEED A NEW THREAD BEFORE BUMP LIMIT
>WE NEED A NEW THREAD BEFORE BUMP LIMIT
>>681738460
it just a prank
>>681730038
Now you have to challenge her in bushidō. A fight to the death. In honor of the owl you murdered in cold blood.
>>681738596
rollingg :)
>>681738754
Bump
>>681738722
HOLY SHIT
>>681738460
"It was an accident, stop being this stupid, u fuckin bitch"
>>681738460
Bitch, stop being a tick, and suck my dick, ho!
>>681738138
call the cops. she's going to get fucked when she tells the police she took a raptor from the wild, threatened you with bodily harm then showed up at your house. She will never come a vet or vet tech with that kind of charge, and rightfully so.
>>681738733
lol winrar
>>681738460
She's going to fuck you up, mate.
>>681738460
Not as mentally challenged as that brain dead owl. Or is it just dead?
>>681738596
fucking reroll
>>681738707
Fucking ROLL
ARCHIVE LINK
>>681738460
listen, here's the deal: you're a dumb smelly cunt and those faggot on your nuts aint shit. go fuck yourself.
I want to be in screen caps please...this is gold
>>681738722
kek
Cynthia dont chimp out on me now, it was self defense, I know my rights fam
SCREENCAP THIS TSHIT
>>681738460
>>681738460" u fat bitch its illegal to own a owl in the first place!!!
>>681738460
Apologize and tell her you freaked out. You forgot to take your pill this morning.
Better to be the crazy kid than the autist, that said, fuck you and I hope you die for being so autistic.
>>681738460
>>681735299
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT OP RECOGNIZE MY DUBS FROM EARLIER FUCKING SHIT
>>681738733
KEK
>>681738780
Its over............ Now
>>681738887
This. Do it. So good
Oh fuck, she's knocking at my door right now. What do I do???
4 decides but make it quick
>This thread
>>681738722
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
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>>681739000
trips of need
>>681738754
Rolling for this OP
Act lile you have no idea what she's talking about
>>681739023
FUCKING ROLL
OP JUST SAY UR GONNA KILL UR SELF M8
>>681739023
>hurr durr note my digits la
fuck you faggot sperm eating chichano
Is OP dead? Rest in peace
>>681739023
ROLL
>>681739000
TRIPS DECLARE CAP
Op here making a new thread
>>681739053
Kill her
BUMP LIMIT
>BUMP LIMIT
BUMP LIMIT
>BUMP LIMIT
BUMP LIMIT
>BUMP LIMIT
BUMP LIMIT
>BUMP LIMIT
>>681739023
ROLL AGAIN
>>681738460
>implying the owl was legally her pet and that she could actually take care of it
>>681739033
Okay fine, you got dubs that's good enough for me.
>>681739053
Tell her to leave you alone so you can commit suicide in peace
Tell her yes, you are.
>>681738722
THIS! please.
>>681739233
kek
>>681738722
op will become god if he delivers
>>681739233
Holy shit zozzle
>>681738460
She seriously thinks it was her pet. Just go to the cops so she never becomes an actual vet or vet tech. You can't take birds from the wild to keep as pets, it's a felony.
>>681739233
NICE
>>681739233
MY SIDES
>>681739233
I WANT TO BE IN SCREEN CAPS
also check
>>681739233
LOOOOOOOOOL
>>681739233
>>681739233
OMG
>>681739233
Haha awesome
>>681739233
Top fucking kek
check me niggers im the devil
>>681739415
We're the same then.
new thread when faggots
Oh fuck, she's knocking at my door right now. What do I do???
2 decides but make it quick
>>681739233
Oh god fuck OP
God I hope this is not some shithead messaging himself
stupid summer kids....
>>681733355
gold.
>>681739233
I'm proud of you, OP
