>married fag thread
Married men get in here and bitch (or praise) about your wife.
>tfw only get anal once every 2 months or so
my wife is bribing me with anal and ever since she got her antidepressants upped her sex drive has be low as fuck.
i love her but that shit sucks man.
>>681717796
how often do you get anal?
My wifu sometimes leaves when the internet is off :(
>>681717955
almost never, had it a few times when we started dating but that was a few years ago.
>tfw its my fault
>tfw i just kinda rammed it in
hopefully this will get her back into it though.
>>681718203
By bribing i figured you meant you were at least getting anal
>tfw have sex with my wife 5-7 times a week even though we both work full time jobs
Some nights I really dont feel like fucking her but I feel bad turning her down
I get fucked about once every 4 months by my wife. This is getting kinda lame. FML.
Lets see.pics of the wives !!!
>>681717518
>>only get anal once every 2 months
That must be nice. I bring it up every now and then and she's like "We did it once and it hurt." Bullshit bitch, I maybe rubbed my dick along your crack once and grazed your pooper with a finger during awkward shower making out when we were still dating. We've been married for nearly 10 years now, still nothing.
Oh, and bullshit "it hurt." Even if we "did it once", you're a goddamn liar, you didn't get hurt. I'm hung like an elevator button for shit's sake.
>>681718733
>>681718733
lol once every 2 months isnt enough. Her asshole is perfect, she has impeccable hygiene so every time I eat her asshole there is no unpleasant smell or taste,
>tfw I eat her ass about 4 times a week
>>681718733
>I'm hung like an elevator button for shit's sake.
I have a question for you old gents
Finished high school this year and I have two options in front of me.
I have a girl who is a literal 9/10, her face is impeccable, tits are firm and ass is nice and petite. Great body potential. She is absolutely in love with me and I've treated her like shit the last year. (She encourages me to fuck other girls just to enjoy my teen years)
I know she is faithful & loyal bc she got drunk one night and fucked another guy and regretted it a whole bunch to the point of self harm. (this was before dating)
She lets me do whatever I want to her, she is my anal slut and I've had her slobber lube all over dick and I've rammed it in her ass in public more times than I can count.
She has very high insecurity levels and sometimes has panic attacks or whatever.
Next option is chasing my "dream wife" in Europe. Someone who I can relate to, bc this girl in my life rn is sometimes boring and doesn't say whole too much.
wat do?
>>681719689
tl;dr:
Settle for the one who loves me, or find someone to love?
>>681719689
>>681719689
Dont marry a person you have nothing in common with. My wife and I have a great sex life and it only constitutes a very small portion of our relationship. Someone whose company you are happy with is a lot more important than a hot hole you can put your cock in (because we all must succumb to age)
>>681719689
Keep the groupie but don't get married or have kids. DO NOT live together.
Get your career and financials on track, get YOUR life going before you think about sharing it with anyone.
Once you are successful and in your late 20s to early 30s, then you can think about settling down. IN NO CASE should you settle down before 25. And get a prenup.
I'm in bed about to fuck my wife. If I sneak a picture of the creampie I will post it
>>681717518
My wife still gives me head at least once per week. We've been married over 4 years. I hit the jackpot.
>>681719689
Don't marry for looks. They all gain weight in college. Also, if she cheats now, she'll do it when you're married too.
>>681720105
>get a prenup
Yeah good luck with that. She's not going to give up alimony without getting something in return.
Source: my wife's parents are rich. She refused to sign a prenup saying it was a plan for a divorce. Now if her parents pass I can leave and take half her shit.
My wife is like a 4/10 on the looks scale and she's kinda boring to hang out with, but otherwise she's an amazing woman. Really sucks though. I'm barely physically attracted to her and that's only because she's a cougar in the sack.
>>681720401
Don't fucking marry at all!
Stay single for ever.
(I am a fucking robot)
Been married for 9 years and have three kids. Its alright but her and my schedule don't work out very well so we have sex maybe twice a month anymore. And its kinda boring sex, been trying to convince her to swing.
>>681717518
Married fag here. Nearly 2 months in and I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks.
And since everyone is talking about anal, she doesn't like it. Neither do I. All is well.
five years and the wife is hornier than ever, get anal all the time and she loves giving blowjobs
Married for almost three years. Cheated on her about a year ago and got caught. For about three months after it was hell on earth but now things are better than I could have imagined. The guilt still sucks but can't change my stupidity.
>>681720761
Same with my gf, sucks bro. So many hotter bitches I could be fucking but she's nice, treats me right, and a cougar in bed.
>>681717518
Being married is bretty gud but we only bang about once every ten days. Married 3 years
Married for 3 years and couldn't be happier, we lived in 3 different countries since then, she has a great career and between both of us we make more money than we can think of spending.
My recommendation, marry whoever makes you laugh and with whoever makes your life easy, the looks don't matter, we all get ugly.
Been married 12 years now and have one daughter. The first 5 to 7 years are great and then we had a rough spell for about a year arguing a lot . Now everything is great again. She lets me fuck her whenever I want, get head 1 to 2 times a week. She gives the best head I ever had!!
Do you guys still watch porn since being married? What does your wife think of it?
Not married but engaged. About 5 year age difference. Loves me and always does what I want except for anal. That takes a little prep. Recently did a threesome with my best friend (female) and sucked off a friend from school.
>>681722964
We watch porn together. Helps us both navigate to find what we each find sexy and want to try. Generally it'll just get us both horny and we end up fucking.
>>681722964
Yes and she don't like it. Unless we watch together
>married 10 years.
>used to have sex almost every day.
>4 years in had kid
>No blow jobs since
>now sex is rushed and boring
mfw I've been had
>>681722964
>not posting the real one
>>681723053
>>681717518
First wife was a bikini model (along with regular jobs). Despite that, she was young, shy and virgin. We had a good sex life as she learned. After five years or so she began to realize that most men found her extremely desirable and became flattered by it. She had single friends who encouraged her to go out with them and court guys, and eventually we divorced. She married again and caught him cheating on her, at which point she realized how good she had had it with me and would have remarried me. But by then I had concluded that she was not perfect for me, though to this day we are very good friends.
Been with my wife 7 years. Put it in her but twice. Fml.
been married 12 years, She the only women i have ever banged.......I am Beta Shit Bag.
Been married for four years now, have a kid. I was in the Navy when we got married and spent about a year total away from each other (she would work in her home state, I got deployed) but things were still pretty good until I got out of the Navy and she gave birth to our son.
Ever since then it's been a huge fucking struggle, like everything. We moved to be closer to her moms house, but she could only find work in a town about an hour away from her moms. It was a pretty small town, but they had a community college I could start at and her job paid pretty well, so it was all good. The plan was I would be the stay at home dad while going to school and I would plow out my degree as soon as I could so I could then start working and she could go to part time to raise the family. Sounds good in theory, but holy fuck did I hate being a stay at home dad for that first year. My son didn't sleep well at all, and I dealt with it every night. Then he would be fussy as shit all day and I was miserable, my wife's workplace fucking sucked and she was miserable, it just sucked. I won't go into detail on why being a stay at home dad sucks right now, but it really wasn't what I wanted to be doing, but I was totally stuck in this shitty situation. We fought a ton and I got really depressed. I contemplated suicide a few times I got so low, but I never made a plan or anything.
Her mom was a big source of stress for me too. She is nice enough on the outside, but deep down she is a vindictive bitch that won't hesitate to spread lies or talk behind your back. She was generous enough to help us a ton with babysitting while I did summer courses, but when there was a problem between us she wouldn't just confront me, she would inflate the problem to my wife and then I'd catch it from both sides about how much I suck as a dad. I basically had no allies in the situation, my family lived many states away and I had no friends, there was no place to meet any
>>681724826
You would think I might have learned my lesson, but wife number two was a Most Photogenic Miss USA contestant. Sexually she could have been the greatest porn star ever. After about 5 years, it became apparent that she wanted to have everything she could possibly imagine provided by me, but would never sit down at a table to work on a budget. Divorced, lost a great house that would have been paid for now, and condemned to endless child support as though I don't have my kid with me at all, although it is almost 50/50 time-wise. The consolation is that I have a beautiful daughter who loves me. For me that is an acceptable trade but most guys I know have kids that are too much like their mothers...
There won't be a wife number 3.
>>681725850
I feel ya. I got out from the army about 3 years ago after a 8 year active enlistment period. Struggled hard. Ex broke up and just went into a banging depressing. Decided to go to Europe for a few months and met my current GF/Fiance
>>681725850
I know the feel. If there was a Bitch Olympics, my former mother-in-law would lead the parade into the stadium carrying the torch.
>>681725850
or should I say, no time to meet any friends, I was the oldest person in all of my classes at 30 99% of the time, so I didn't connect with any of them. It just added to the misery of my life.
Finally wife has had enough of her job and starts looking for another. Finds a better paying, better benefits job closer to her parents and in a bigger city and we find an awesome home to buy as well. We moved in in January and I started at a new school. Wife liked her job more, son and I developed a better relationship as he started to form a personality and slept better, babysitting with her mom got much better as she only lives about five minutes away, so while we are closer I don't have to stay at her house ever or talk to her past "hey did he do OK great bye". I am doing even better in school here and about to move to University.
Wife and I are getting better, but we aren't great yet. She is a pretty big control freak and its usually her way or the highway. She comes home tired from work a lot and then stresses out over bills and then it feels like she harps on me as soon as she comes home about shit that needs to get done, why's the baby crying, I like this done this way. I told her this and it's getting better, but we aren't really connecting still.
Married men bestow upon me your wisdom.
I was in a relationship with a girl who wanted something long term. I'm 23, we broke up because I took a job overseas and I didn't think it was a good idea for her to come with me.
Did I make the right call?
>>681727202
Any one?
>>681718670
Holy fuck bro,I thought I had it bad at twice a week...
>>681727202
Grasshopper, for wisdom read "The Alchemist".
>>681728264
Did I make the right call though? Or am I destined to live forever alone?
>>681726983
We only have sex like once every two weeks, but it's not a I ask and she says no thing, or vice versa, it's that I don't ever get the urge to want to smash very much. I masturbate daily and that might be an issue, but I also think my adderall perscription fucks with my libido. Before I got on it I was horny quite a bit, now I just don't really get horny, I just masturbate out of what I feel is habit. I don't even look at porn, I just jerk it to former thoughts. I am kind of reliant on the Adderall as I have awful ADD without it, like no shit I forget where I put my car keys except with every fucking thing in my life when not on meds kind of ADD. I have accomplished more in my life while on it than I did the 26 years before I started. Especially while in school, I don't want to get off it (sound like an addict much?). She doesn't complain about the no sex, but I am sure she would like to have it more. She was a virgin when we started dating and she isn't very adventurous sexually. I was with 13 girls before her, so I've been around the block. No anal (tried once, but I am not a fan so its fine), no facials, no crazy kinky shit, we just try different positions but there's no daily sex.
She is very religious as well. I am religious too, but it's more of a recent thing and it's more of a "Christianity on my own terms" kind of thing. Going to church with her has improved our relationship, but I am pretty far left leaning, while she is pretty conservative. Her dad is a staunch southern conservative, like the perfect caricature of how Europeans probably view Southerners. White, Very racist, Has Fox News on 24/7, straight ballot votes Republican no matter what, has a billion guns, only wears boots, western shirts and jeans and only drives Ford trucks. My wife isn't like that, but with things like drugs, sexuality, music and movies, our views are fairly far apart.
I think it's good to have an opposing force in my life, as she keeps me on the right path
>Married for 3 years
The Good:
>Wife is extremely frugal
>Low maintenance but hygenically good
>9.0/10 with makeup, 8/10 without
>No body odor (important!)
>Incredible figure- like a young Remy Lacroix
>College grad
>Personality like a slightly-toned-down JLaw
The Bad
>Sex 3-4 times per mo
>Rarely anything but vanilla
>Snores loud as fuck
>Bad morning farts- makes the dog leave the room
>Sometimes plants boogers on her coffee cup- no fucking clue why
>Makes close to min wage
>Not very good at cleaning anything
>Rarely ever wears makeup
She's a good one though. Very loving, demands nothing.
>>681728411
My perspective is that at 23 you are still very young. She will not be your only (or perhaps, best) opportunity for a relationship/marriage.
>>681728807
So she's cute but she's a tool?
>>681719689
Lol. I cant imagine dating a girl for her looks anymore, nevermind marrying one. Looks and sex and that dies two months into it for me.
>>681728411
Also, it is okay to stay in contact with those who you care for, even if not together or married to others. It is okay to love people you are not married to. You never know where the two of you may find yourselves 10 or 20 years from now. And read the book. Now. Then read it again.
Was with previous wife for 12 years, had been since high school. Kissed four times but fucked constantly; after a few years started anal and by the time divorced couldn't tell holes apart by feel.
New wife does anal every two weeks and just does other stuff randomly for funsies.
Surprisingly happier with current.
Mine is starting to get crispy I think i'll get a new one.
>>681724508
I dont get why hentai is farther down than feet and all that other repugnant shit
>>681729372
>It is okay to love people you are not married to.
This is great. I'll read it.
My wife says I don't put out enough. .
But sometimes I just wanna sleep
>>681729022
Not really.
It's like I married a prude porn-star who is frequently gassy but costs nothing and does my laundry and grocery shopping.
>>681719689
>self harm
RUN AWAY
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>>681721863
How do you come back from that? I cheated and I don't think I'll ever gain my husband's trust back. Not completely.
>>681728699
and we do share interest in TV shows, love for pets, going out to festivals and such (moreso before the baby), but I just don't know if our views will grow too far apart and not end up well.
She was a goody two shoe growing up, did all the right things, got an academic scholarship to college, finished in 3 years, became a nurse, bought her first house at 24, became a nurse practitioner and is now with me. I am a high school drop out that fucked up every good situation I had in my life through pure laziness, mostly stemmed by pot and getting my entire psyche wrecked by my "friends" in middle school. I finally joined the Navy at 24, met her and am much less of a fuck up, but like we are on such opposite ends of the spectrum, I just can't help but feel like I rushed into this thing. We only dated for about six months before we got engaged, then married six months after that. She kept wanting to push the date up before I had to change duty stations, and that same need of hers to always rush into things is still fucking with us. She can never just fucking chill and let things work themselves out, she has to take total control and make everything happen even if it's not ideal, just so she can say it got done. It probably stems from her father, who never did anything he promised he would do for her (build the tree house, go to her volleyball game, pay for college etc etc...) so now she overcompensates and freaks out over any situation that she isn't directing the action of. She pushed for me to get out of the Navy early so we could move back closer to her mom, but in the process was forced to take that shitty first job I talked about in a place we didn't want to go, where if she just bid her time and kept looking a better opportunity would have came about and I wouldn't have had to go through the absolute fucking hassle of putting in for an early out that ended up only being three months early.
>>681717518
I felt like playing video games all day today after getting off work. I started a fight with my wife so she would ignore me and play with the baby.
Look. My wife is the shit and we're about to have a baby. I just hope it doesn't turn to shit in some odd years. That depends on me as much as her, though. Put in to a relationship as much as you want to receive. I wanna see my fellow /b/tards find happiness.
Gay fag here, been with the same guy for 2 years. Thinking about getting married to him, I love him. The only thing that makes me worried is the fact were so different. It's been really fun for the first 2 years I just worry we might grow to dislike each other.
Been married for two years this year. And been together for nine. Got a four year old and things are great. We went through a few rough patches but everything is finally back on track. Kind of starting to feel like it did when we first started dating. I'm about to land a job that'll let him stay home with the kid. Sex usually at least once a week. Sometimes as much as nine or ten times in a week. Depends on how tired we are. I love being married. It's like a sleepover with my best friend every night.
>>681730660
We would have had insurance covered, she wouldn't have to worry about work, just watching the baby and trying to find a perfect job, but nope, everything had to be in her control and she jumped on a shitty situation because despite being religious, she has no faith in life basically.
She resents that I am staying at home with the baby and she is working full time, but this was the fucking plan. She didn't want me to stay in the Navy, I mean I didn't want to either but I would have been okay with it if she was, but I knew the travel and deployments would be hard on us so I chose to do this instead, she agreed it was a good plan. Now that it's happening it's just... it's hard as fuck.
We were so good before we had a kid, we traveled, went to festivals, had fun, could sleep in, it was just great. Now it's wake up early all the fucking time, work work work, yell, fight, baby cries, baby gets sick, don't sleep for two days, have to do difficult ass schooling to be a Nurse, I just don't like my life, despite it being a million times better than when I was single, had no job, no money, wondering how I am going to pay for my rent this month when I have absolutely nowhere or anyone to turn to. I am stuck and I can't get out, this is my life forever.
/endranting.
>>681730558
As you fucking shouldn't.
My (ex)wife had an affair and I tried my ass off to try to make it work afterwards. It's a real kick in the dick when she said she was thinking of divorce for "years"but never seemed to get around to telling me, and then even when she fucked around I was the one still wanting to work it out. Fuck her and fuck anyone who can't man up and talk to their spouse.
Seriously Jesus Christ.
She even cheated on me with a dyke which doesn't really make it worse in my eyes, but I'm starting to hate all gays more and more. I think mainly because all of her new gay "friends" knew about the affair and to my knowledge none of them tried to talk her out of it.
>>681730818
Kid really fucked up my marriage. We are still married, but I am the guy in the above stories nobody is probably reading. Basically, having a kid is the fastest way to domesticate a couple that there is. You aren't going to hit up the clubs or make a tinder account, you're too fucking tired to even think about cheating on your spouse, you aren't going to be drinking yourself silly unless you're a shitty abusive parent, you're too busy. You don't sleep until noon anymore, baby is up at 7am, so are you. No more parties, no more fun.
>>681731158
Then fucking wait, what's the rush?!
I knew my wife for 3 years before wet got married then:
>>681732014 happened.
Seriously though, if you're getting pressure to get married, just ignore it and focus on the relationship (which you should be anyway). Focus on making it work rather than actually getting married.
What's going to happen is if you propose, the two of you will get another "new relationship spark"and it will mask the serious problems that need to be taken care of.
>>681730808
That sounds amazing, I have to stay up all night to play video games then get no sleep to take care of the kid the next day.
>>681728411
Well if you miss her then there's your answer. If you don't then you made the right Decision.
>>681732014
To be fair it was a sort of ugly chain of him cheating and then me cheating and then him and then me again. I kind of think it was just immaturity. On both of our parts. We've been together since high school and done a lot of stupid shit. We've been doing better. But that crushing guilt. I hate that I hurt him like that. Its been a few years since it happened now.
I love my wife, Her name is Amanda.
Its been been 2.5 years since we met. Wasn't love at first sight, hell i was with another woman back then. She interested me because i could tell she wasn't another walking shell. She knew she was real, and that I was real and that the world was real, and sadly that's a rare thing to find in this world. The woman I was with as a dream come true; smart, funny, sexy, devoted and independently wealthy. Her name was Ann. But she wasn't Amanda. We were friends for about a year, until I realized that I could never love Ann as long as I had someone like Amanda in my life. It is a a great source of shame in my life that i broke Ann's heart, but i have never regretted being with Amanda. I have met so many people who have married without real love, including my own parents, but with Amanda, we can do anything.
>>681732777
My ideal marriage.
That's great m8
Wife of 7 years. She's awesome. Had tons of threesomes with her and her friends, my friends, my ex girlfriends, etc...Never bugs me about shit, buy what I want, couldn't ask for more.
>>681732747
Then you both shouldn't trust each other. What's to stop it from happening again? Neither of you have enough of a fuck about the other person the first (or how ever many times) it happened.
And if your argument is that "we can change and we can be committed", what's stopping either of you from changing again?
Seriously I wish you the best, I'm the wrong ass guy to listen to about that, I'm jaded as fuck and think cheaters are just the worst kind of people.
>>681733269
Is that healthy?
>>681732777
She is everything I could ever want in another person. She is funny, honest, brave, strong, affectionate and most of all, she is loving. I have never met anyone like her. I thank God that she is in this world, and that she is mine.
>>681733063
Thank you.
>>681733542
We're way happier than any of my other "normal" friends who are on the verge of divorce 40% of the time.
>divorce finalized last week
>never been better
Get out while you can anons
>>681732014
At least I got to keep the pup
>>681717518
I'll bet none of you have a wife that's above 6/10
none of you
>>681718670
Getting divorced. We averaged about once every half year
Marriage was 4 years long...
Longest break was 18 months. I feel your pain. It doesn't get better....
>>681717518
Every two months?! I wish! More like never. Last time was like 4 years ago. Sucks man.
>>681733889
I mean yeah, but I wouldn't want to be a cuck TBQH.
>>681717518
I still don't understand why men would prefer a shit-slick asshole to a warm, wet vagina.
>tfw I enjoy inseminating my wife's pussy
>tfw I don't have to wash my cock for her to suck it afterwards
>tfw I'm not going to have to pay for diverticulitis treatment down the road
>>681734206
I do. However even if she was a horrific burn victim, or a leper, or in a body crushing accident, I would still love her. Looks ain't worth much, love is. Looks change and usually degrade, love doesn't.
>>681723859
Yep. I feel ya bro. Marriage is bullshit.
All im reading is a bunch of fat fuck cucks complain. Grow your cock. Start lifting and fucknew pussy.
I'm getting a good pegging every couple of weeks. Fuck every few days. The odd anal thrown in. Good times.
>>681733436
Understandable. Honestly what I'm going with is that we were immature little fucks and now we've grown up. Though who's to say? Maybe I'm just too hopefull that that's the case.
>>681735012
but goddammit all women ever do is tell you what to DO
>>681717518
married 13 years. we still have fun together. we still have similar interests.
but don't have kids.
being married is fine. it's work, but it's survivable. adding kids just fucks up everything.
>>681735157
Further more am actually in love. Most Anons do not love their wives and are just in love with the idea of love and marriage.
>>681734044
> corgie
> subaru
> /out/
are you gay femanon?
>>681728807
The frugal part sounds like the only thing going. She's gross otherwise. Fuck that.
>>681734206
If you think this is a 6 or lower, you need to have your head examined.
>>681735157
because your wife is testing the waters to see if you'll conceive a baby
then after that, no sex
forever
>>681718420
so jealous. i get sex only on sundays, sometimes once every 2-3 weeks, only missionary vaginal cuddle sex. no bj
>>681735779
but her face
>>681735854
which is why you should be grooming a girl in her 20s
>>681730808
Sounds like a legit life hack kek
>>681734792
Not a cuck if I'm running shit, just because I hold the camera for 5 minutes. I fucked 5 out of 6 of my wife's bridesmaids. How many of you "alphas" did that?
>>681735779
age?
8.5/10
would try to get with her....
>>681735896
Sorry, not putting my wife's face on here.
Not married. Just wanted to weigh in. Been in several long relationships. Currently 6 years. Piece of advice, life is much easier and you'll get along better with your gf if you only speak good of her to your friends. It's amazing how effective this is. It somehow constantly reassures you of the good qualities and makes within ruin smoothly. Best thing I've learned my whole life.
Secret of a happy marriage. Pic related
>>681736236
because it's a 6/10 at best
thanks for provign my point
>>681717518
been married for 6 years, together for 12
love my wife to death but shes dumber than a fucking rock and drives me fucking insane with the intense level of her idiocy.
Secret of Happy Marriage. Pic very related
>>681736377
separate checking accounts.
>>681735940
true. she's 30
>>681733269
Those socks are a fucking turn on. Foot fag here obv. Post MOAR.
>>681736377
>but shes dumber than a fucking rock
because she doesn't go along with your macho bullshit, I'm guessing
>>681736481
Not when she's a doctor....
>>681736076
You're so cool dude. How much do you bench?
i wana marry, at what moment of your relationship did you propose?
>>681735837
We can't have kids. I have one from a previous relationship though.
>>681734206
Says the 17 year old
Married. Jut got and amazing bj from the wife. She swallowed. Having a smoke outside now.
>>681735598
Dude, the beauty of love is that you love your spouse for who they are, not what who want them to be, Yeah, my wife gives me suggestions on how i can improve, as i do for her, but in all things there is understanding, forgiveness, trust and love.
My future wife has been using sex as a reward lately when I give in to her ridiculous demands. It's making me want to break up with her, I don't want to have to run an errand or agree to something for sex man.
>>681736803
no but I would rather be single than settle for an ugly woman because of society's stupid rat race crap
>>681735940
>Grooming a woman in her 20's
Enjoy your divorce.
>>681736588
no, not at all actually, she is legitimately dumber than a rock.
example
get a small electric mop, uses batteries, she puts them in backwards, then couldn't figure out why it wouldn't work.
>>681736481
yes actually, we have 3, one for conjoined work, one for me and one for her, but we still use both for bills regardless whoever has the most money at the time.
>>681737011
just keep handing her money
she'd never find out
>>681736481
>separate checking accounts
This
And maintenance sex (quickies M/W/F ) so I don't stray away during the week days
>>681734206
My wife is a 6/10
She also makes six figures and has all the assets. If we got a divorce I'd be the one cashing in, not the usual "wife takes everything" shit, because nothing is mine.
The other day got home so tired from work that I passed out, woke up 2 hours later and my wife said here made some pancakes, while I was eating my delicious pancakes she started blowing me at the kitchen table. Pancakes and blowhobs best Tuesday ever /b/ros
>>681737018
that sounds really cute actually
>>681736875
The fuck you come from?
>>681736974
Leave her. Sex should NEVER be used this way. She is a manipulative whore who would sell her ass for the latest pair of Jimmy Choos
>>681737216
oh it is, it really is, but when she constantly has to bother me to fix her stupid little mistakes it gets very very tedious, then when i call her an idiot for it she pulls the ' you know you love me' line, which i cant deny.
>>681737327
what if she's a really good fuck though?
isn't that what men want?
>>681737206
I am sure this happened.
>>681736875
she's giving you tips huh... anon, she's fucking somebody else. sorry.
>>681737447
It did bro got no reason to lie
>be me
>married 9 nine years, three kids now
>she was pretty hot when she was younger and she's an Asian
>somehow kept her baby weight and is just fat now
>sex is boring but she's pretty chill
>her libido is lower than the Marianas Trench so we do it maybe once every three weeks if I'm lucky, she's pretty gross usually and farts all the time loudly
Kill me
i wana marry, at what moment of your relationship did you propose?
>>681737673
lets see her! I must know what a fat asian looks like.
>>681736875
You are the dumbest son of a bitch I have ever met. Virgin cuck
>>681737431
Not long term. You will end up hating her and get arrested for felony assault when you end up drunkenly beating her because you are so fed up with her shit.
![[Raughs].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FKFkoXj.jpg "[Raughs].jpg")
>>681736446
Quit trying to push cuckoldry and pegging Goldberg.
>>681717796
>bribing me
>shit sucks
you don't know what bribe means.
>>681737689
We just decided to get married. It was like one day I looked at him and went "hey. Lets get married". And he was like "dude. Yes.". Then a few months later we were married. It was pretty awesome. We'd been together for seven years at that point.
>>681737447
Ur problem is u ain't married to a Latina they do whatever to make u happy bro
>>681717518
Marriedfag here. Feels good being married to my best friend. Salute to all my married bros who are happily married. My sympathies to those who are not.
>>681737673
How old is she? Asian women hit a wall at around 50-60
>>681738179
so you are gay, thats cheating man lot more easier
>>681737278
Oh, i've been here for awhile.
>>681737808
I can't bring myself to do it. If she had nudes with no face I would, but she'd never do nudes. Plus she's into a lot of social media with her business, so any pics I have would be easily reverse Google searchable. She's got walrus flaps on her stomach though.
I got drunk one night and admitted to her I wanted her to lose weight. She hasn't done anything to lose weight at all.
>>681738100
Says the 17 year old. Pegging has nothing to do with cuckold. It is about having your prostate stimulated by a sexy woman and cumming harder than you would if you just stimulated your cock.
>>681737996
You married?
>>681738287
She's almost 30. I fucked up by not looking at how big her mother is to see how she would turn out.
My wife was pretty awesome. Loves to fuck, suck my cock, takes it in the ass like a champ. The only negative is that over the years she got fat. Like the kind of fat that means she's too happy and would never cheat fat. Between that and her laziness, I had to get out.
>>681738449
just crop her head off.
or you can tell us her height weight and dress size, that will help.
>>681738433
Jim?
>>681738753
Todd
>>681738603
i never said they were together, only that faggots like you push both of those things.
And enjoy adult diapers when you're in your 40's.
Also, I'm 36. I'm just not a faggot. :)
>>681738449
>She's got walrus flaps on her stomach though.
I guess I really am into fat chicks, because that sounds hot to me
Getting married in 2 weeks, pretty excited about it. She's nice and treats me right. Sex happens regularly. Don't plan on having kids for at least 5 years from now, we want to travel and spend money on ourselves for now. Pic Related, its us.
>>681738654
Oh shit, yeah you got screwed a little on the Asian genetics.
>>681737546
Nah, I had a fiance who did though, broke my heart. Her's too, i like to think. No, Amanda is true and faithful. Are you married friend?
>>681719689
For her sake leave her.
>>681738653
16 yrs. It's about fighting, never apologizing, then fucking. And tax breaks.
>>681738753
nah. not me brotha man
>>681739052
Dude... RUN.
And wear a condom.
>>681738692
I'll see what I can do. She wears these flowing clothes that makes her dress like an older woman that helps hide her flub. I'm on my phone but I think I can screenshot a lower half of an online pic.
>>681739052
Your plans will go to shit real quick. Don't be surprised when you have kids sooner than expected and end up fighting all the time.
>>681739200
Why did you marry her? And even now, what about her makes you content?
>>681738959
Must be a thick fuck if you don't know the difference between using sex toys with a WOMAN and fancying men. Repressed homosexuality republican faggot detected. Guns don't kill people faggots do.
>>681739011
That's honestly the best part is she has big boobs for her size with larger brown areolas, which is my kind of thing. They've held up pretty well through breastfeeding too
>>681738427
Yeah true. Married my best friend. It's like every night is a sleepover. Except you know with way more sex.
>>681717518
I WANT OUT. People who aren't married, DO NOT DO IT. Run away! Never turn back!
9825 http://filenurse.com/download/3f3f51b50639deec3cdc1c90e6ae7a68.html
>>681739065
Not married, but I fucked this woman who was, she was in her early 40s. When women who are married get to that stage of giving you tips on how you should look/act/behave, they're already on the stage of having a dude in mind to begin fucking.
Women are creatures of comfort and convenience, the moment you stop being convenient to her is the moment they are looking for it elsewhere.
>>681739564
No, you're the thick faggot who can't understand that taking it up the ass is gay period. no matter if the cock is silicon or flesh. And no shit guns don't kill people, what fucking point are you trying to make with that shit?
>>681739690
Or don't marry stupid, petty people.
Married for 9 years to my best friend and I've never been happier. Marriage isn't something you do when you're 20 with some random chick from a sorority.
>be me
>be together for 8 years before marriage *wanted to both be financially stable in case one gets injured or pregnancy stuff*
>she stops shaving crotch and legs after marriage
>tfw
>>681739883
That you are a stupid right wing American idiot with blinkered views and live in a dirty basement.
not married but been with this same girl since senior year of high school, we've been dating about four years now and i honestly just feel like shes holding me back. I've started to really dislike her personality and personal hygiene, the latter probably because i'm just getting more annoyed with her in general but it's something i've noticed. i feel super trapped because she's a great friend of mine and had been long before we started dating but holy shit is she a package of crazy. Definitely bipolar or some shit. Never super bad or anything but boy can she be a cunt. i feel like a punching bag.
I am so thankful for my wife. Been married 1 year, been together about 5, and we still have sex at least once a day. And she's always willing to try anything that she thinks will make me happy. Both sexually and in general. She's so beautiful and I'm so happy the novelty hasn't worn off for either of us. We still lay together every night feeling like the luckiest people.
>inb4 'faggot'
>>681740191
except you're completely wrong and that's not even relevant to the fucking conversation. Go to sleep, it's past your bedtime kiddo.
>>681732777
>777
Confirmed jackpot
>>681740510
It's morning here faglord.
Been married 6 years and just got our second child. Had sex once this year but I don't blame her for being uninterested in sex in the last two miserable months of pregnancy and the horrible first two months with a newborn and a bratty 3 year old screaming all the fucking time.
I have fantasies about being a 1950s dad that beats the kids and hides at the tavern when the bitching gets too much.
Of course I just walk around with a fucking Bjorn instead...
My wife is from Brazil, and she cooks and cleans and does my laundry for me, despite working a full and part time job.
The only downside is her mom is a landwhale and she was starting to become chubby when we met.
I am making a /fit/izen out of her though. Personal trainer 3x a week. I'm investing in that shit.
>>681740731
Then go back to bed, because your cherry ass clearly didn't get enough sleep.
>>681740383
im drunk so i have more to add. i guess i havent really felt it for 2 of the 4 years but im too much of a pussy to pull the trigger. we're both in the same core group of friends so it really just feels like a hassle. i need new pussy asap bottom line
>>681739709
Wish you were here bud, I got a brew with your name on it. I'd counter and ask do you believe in love?
>>681740147
Wife is not stupid or petty. It's just a drag having to see the same person every day for the rest of your life. Unfortunately not everyone's best friend has
1) tits
2) sexual attraction for you
You bought a lottery ticket and won. Hurray for you. Most people will unfortunately lose. Thank your luck and have some compassion for the regular folk. Or be a dick, whatever floats your boat.
>>681737417
So your wife is completely dependent on you to function in day-to-day life? Want.
t. another kissless virgin.
>>681740864
Do you even twatface?
>>681740841
invest in a punching bag, a man space, and a minifridge full of liquor. helps.
>>681720724
Nope, not how divorce works bro, it's income and inheritance ain't income. You might get half the interest on than money at most.
>>681741073
If you married the wrong person, that's no one fault but your own. And I see my wife every single day too. And I'm fucking blessed that I get to do that after 4 years overseas. I didn't buy a lottery ticket, I just played smart and knew the field. Unlike you.
>>681732306
I respect the honesty in your reply. As crazy as it sounds. I want all of that. With HER. And our baby. I'm not scared.
getting married sunday.
she has a great personality, huge tits, and loves sucking and fucking my dick. i got lucky, she's my best friend.
>>681722498
But your cumshots must be amazing after 10 days of waiting.
>>681741181
>twatface
confirmed for a fucking 17 year old. get out of here faggot.
>>681740973
I used to, now I just believe in finding me a woman who makes life a little better, that's not to much to ask is it. I am lonely living by myself and I have asked my gf for two years to move in with me she won't, so I'm just going to move on with my life and move out of the country, I've had it with adjusting my life for others I want to live my life for myself. If bitches don't like it so be it, at least I'll be doing what I want to do with my life.
As for the brew, I wish I could drink. Never liked the taste, and it fucks me up.
>>681717518
What faggot wants anal that often?
>>681741428
Yeah yeah yeah, be a dick and gloat. 4/10 would ho-hum again.
>>681740383
Dude, leave her. I was there once, it aint love and it aint good for you, or her. You cant be strong enough to make it work, just leave.
>>681741878
I'm not gloating but whatever.
If you meet an asshole during your day, you meet an asshole, if everyone you meet is an asshole, you're the asshole.
>>681741428
hes kinda right tho, alot of women change after marriage and/or kids and you cant *really* predict that. plus you got a 4 year break, thats not typical either.
Been married for 7 years
I haven't worked or done much besides mess with cars and play vidya since we got married
She is an er physician once in a while I take her coffee or flowers I buy off the guy off the fwys
She's happy I'm happy, I still cheat on her though.
>>681742486
The fag will get all triggered again.
>>681719836
Underrated.
Deep anon
>>681742352
>>681742486
Second to best fetish. Best fetish: cuckqueans.
>>681742286
I shipped out before we got married. we've been friends for 24 years and have dated for 2 and married for 9( I'm 36 for time perspective.) I'm aware that what I just stated is incredibly rare and literally happens once every blue moon, but I knew her entirely as a person and a friend before dating, we dated for 2 years and then I got shipped out.
And yeah, a 4 year break is nice if you want it. But we talked pretty much every chance we could get. It was a long ass 4 years.
And the only thing she's changed since we got married is her last name and she doesn't shave her legs as frequently as she used to. But that I can deal with, I'm a really sensory kind of guy and that little stubble before it turns to long hair feels nice to me.
>>681741587
So you still believe in love..you just havn't found it yet. I like you anon. My name is Derik by the way. Gotta ask though, if you live for yourself, what can you offer someone else?
>>681742352
>>681742486
>>681742653
>>681742757
Jesus christ you got that right...
>>681719836
what do you want to do with your life? got that in your mind? now insert bitch who loves you, does she fit in? then take her along, you don't have to get married for fuck sakes. but watch it and dont have a kid either.
>>681743218
Kids are the worse. Get snipped, seriously.
This is so my thread. Advice lads.
I'm 36, gf of one year is 26. She's very, very clucky and wants to settle down and have kids in next 2-3 years.
She is a 8.5/10, personality to high heaven, all round cool chick. Loves me deeply and looks after me. She's my biggest fan and supports me to be a better person with my achievements.
Down side, sex is once a week, always same positions. She's also very insecure and needy. Always afraid that I'm gonna cheat on her as girls do tend to throw themselves at me.
Should I stay or should I go lads?
>>681743121
congrats man. I'm glad you got that winning ticket.
>>681743195
> what can you offer someone else?
I can only offer who I am, nothing else is gonna work. My big problem is that I alienate people not good at socializing not good at making friends, I don't know what helps with that. I really like talking deep with friends and girlfriends, but fuck seems like women aren't into deep conversations. we all only have a limited time in life, and if I ask you what is the thing you want to hold in your arms as you are dieing, your world view will change with that question, things arent important anymore. So I guess I can only offer myself to someone else, if that ain't enough then fuck it, I can do it on my own. You can call me George.
>>681743721
Sex is totally secondary. If you want someone you can live with the rest of your life go with this one. If you want sex, drop her and rent hookers.
>>681744166
So you don't need sex? Because that's the primary reason I'm going to dump my current gf. She is boring as shit and never seems to want to fuck. All the other shit is the same stuff you get from a friend.
>>681743914
Thanks man. Not sure which anon you are, but all I'm trying to say is the person you call your wife/husband should be your friend first.
You know which friend I'm talking about, that childhood friend that is your ride or die. The one who'd take a bullet for your ass.
>>681744166
Don't know weather to say you're full of shit or enlightened. What all men want is to have it all in one bitch, we know its not possible, but jesus christ once a week? You can't call that secondary, thats a fucking drought.
>>681743721
Have a heart to heart. Be honest and dont omit your anger. If she freaks out, or lies or if there cannot be a clear path for both to follow then leave.
>>681744465
Not that anon, but sex shouldn't be a focal point of your relationship, it will lead to a bad end. You want to be with someone who can talk to and bond with, a healthy sex life doesn't hurt, but it shouldn't be the focal point, if you need sex that bad, dump her and go find some hookers.
>>681742082
she's so emotionally and physically dependent on me since i give her rides to work and listen to her and shit. she has a shitty relationship with her parents (red flag one) so its just gonna be a really painful bandaid to rip off. any advice?
>>681717518
> only gets anal once every 2 months
> married
> thinks this is bad
Buddy I've been married four years. I barely get sex every two months let alone anything good like anal
>>681744817
Don't leave her, obviously. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>681744817
If you're gonna rip the bandaid off, do it quick. don't drag that shit out. Get it done quick and clean. and throw it away, don't keep it and put it on a shelf for a rainy day. That bandaid is old news and won't help you or be the same bandaid.
>>681744465
You think you'll continue enjoying sex after 20-30 years? IDK, maybe some people really do, but for me it got boring after the first 15 years. Don't even look at other women, we did *EVERYTHING* there is to do except MMF threesomes because I'm no cuck.
>>681717518
Are u me. Last time was valentine's day
>>681744798
Nonsense. I've had relationships that went into two decades and if you're physical needs aren't being met in the same way your emotional needs are being met, you're going to eventually bail out. Sex isn't everything, but it's just as important as many of the aspects of a long-term relationship. Anyone who says otherwise is either a cuck or has never had awesome sex.
>>681745086
because im not happy and she pisses me off.
>>681741520
Like married guys don't masturbate
I jack off all the time.
>>681744620
Psss. A friend of mine in his sixties hasn't had sex with his wife in like 15 years. Wife just won't put out anymore and he doesn't want divorce because his kids wouldn't talk to him anymore.
People in their 20s or 30s think that sex is forever... Protip: it's not.
>>681745097
gotta do this shit asap
>>681744798
Maybe you got low testosterone dude. Sex is the main reason why most men get in a relationship and there is nothing wrong with that. What you want to have is both, but to say that the relationship part trumps the sex is just nuts, you want to have great sex with someone who you can also talk with.
>>681745124
> you think you'll continue enjoying sex after 20-30 years? IDK, maybe some people really do, but for me it got boring after the first 15 years.
Considering I lost my virginity over 30 years ago, yes, sex is absolutely a major issue for me and I don't see that changing. Last girl I was with was smoking hot, half my age and I fucked her as many times a day as she could stand.
>>681745316
Well tell her that. Tell her you're miserable and she's bugging you and tell her that you want it to work but she has to aide in making it work. Tell her you need her and you want her to be awesome but she's stiffing both herself and you. Cry if you can.
>>681745274
I ddn't say it wasn't important. Only that sex shouldn't be the focal point. physical contact, especially intimate contact is just as important as talking to a person in a relationship. I'm not turning people away from sex, only telling them it shouldn't take precedence over getting to know your partner as well.
>>681730558
you wont and you dont deserve his whole trust. Fucking ever.
>>681745367
Speak for yourself. My dad, in his 60's, was still boned up like fucking crazy. I don't even want to know all the shit he was doing but my mom used to yell at him for being out at strip clubs and swingers clubs. Sex not lasting past your 30's might be your thing, but it's not how it is for everyone. Not by a long shot.
>>681745560
read>>681745647
also, me and the wife has sex 4-5 time a week. We just don't bang like we're attached at the hip anymore and do other shit than just sex.
>>681745367
Friend of mine got divorced when he turned 70, other couple friend of mine is getting divorced now in their late 50s. Sex may not be forever but neither are relationships, no sense in staying together if its literally killing you inside, you are better off alone with friends then married with someone who hates you with a passion. Why wait till your 50s, 60s and 70s to get a life?
>>681744116
Hey George.
Derik here, I'd say that you are a person who cares more about truth than happiness, That scares most people. Most people, like myself, will delude themselves with bullshit so they dont focus on what's important. Sounds like you can offer a woman a lot, you seem like a real good guy, but if you dont have a purpose, what's the point of her caring about you, or you for her?
>>681745616
>>681745616
buddy, been there, its just time to end it. she's gonna have to figure it out herself
>>681745563
Well, then don't get married and go with hookers. You can get as many of them as you want, and you'll always be able to flip to newer models whenever you want.
>>681724508
Ohio??????
WTF??
I'm 43 and I missed out on the whole marriage and kids thing because I lived overseas for so many years in different places.
recently, a friend of mine married a stunning and got-her-shit-together 30yo woman and they've just had their first child. he's 50yo.
dude is my role model.
>>681745647
He's had relationships that lasted two decades, implying that they are now over. I've been married for 13 years and I would disagree with him. You can have a great relationship with your 'best friend' without having sex.
>>681742414
lmfao, best post in this thread.
>>681737417
Angry fuck her
>>681746145
You have a lot of fondness for hookers, which makes me think you're considering them as an option. I already have been married and sex was fine with my wife, that was one of the few things that never stopped working over 23 years of marriage. That said, you place too little emphasis on how important a healthy sex life is.
>>681745274
That's what I'm afraid of, the few decades down the track man. And to the comment about them being more like a friend. Well that's what a life companion is about, sharing life with your best friend.
Funnily, the best sex I've had over the years have usually been with chicks who are emotional or mental train wrecks.
>>681745891
If relationships are not forever why get married? That's what I tell people. Don't get married. It's a fricking jail. Maybe you get lucky and are like the anon in the thread that married his best friend who gives him all the BJs and anal that he can get his dick hard at. Most people live in a more average reality.
>>681746350
You can, but all I'm fucking saying is that sex shouldn't be on the back burner and it shouldn't be on the front burner. There's a happy medium with ANYTHING in life. Something too few people learn now a days and just overdose on everything and then wonder why they get burned out on things.
>>681746350
Yeah, a relationship with your best friend without sex is called friendship.
The best thing about my wife is that she is my ex-wife now. I threw the ball busting cunt to a nasty divorce attorney who ripped her a new asshole.
>>681719689
If you really care about her, help her.
She will end up killing herself if you leave her, but you can't stay with her if you're thinking of finding someone else so help her get over her self esteem issues and leave her.
>>681746051
it's gonna hurt her something fierce.
>>681746546
Crazy chicks tend to be the best lay. That said, almost all women are fucking head cases.
>>681745973
I guess because I live under the belief, maybe illusion, that having someone who you know is there for you is enough. I see life as a journey and in that journey its nice to have a partner to walk that path with you and my wish is that that would be enough, it is enough for me, I don't expect my partner to be perfect I just expect them to be there with me as I am there with them. But what I seem to find is everyone expects you to change your life around to suit them even though they wouldn't do the same for you. As far as purpose... Right now Derik, the purpose for me of life is to enjoy it, enjoy the people I love who are my friends, enjoy my familys time who I havent seen I years I want to spend time with them before life "happens". Things have shifted for me I want to be there for the good times and the bad times of my friends and family, and in the process I want to try to develop my own existence in this world. Thank you for the kind words, I am mostly a asshole or thats the way people perceive me, and you know what they say if enough people say it maybe there is some truth there. I hate bullshit more and more, why fuck around, say what you mean and mean what you say, if you mispoke thats alright, if you changed your mind thats alright, but speak your mind.
>>681746549
you're responsible for the life you live, if you're unhappy in it, then change it. No one is to blame for your shit situation other than you.
>>681746758
If you've never been in love you can't understand, and I respect that. Keep living, Anon, and maybe someday you'll get it.
How old are you "Married my best friend!" faggots? That some shit I expect to hear out of some fresh out of college liberal fags that don't have kids yet and are living the late 20's dream.
Just wait till you have a kid and responsibilities past cleaning up the dishes before you go to bed, see how great of a friend she is then.
>>681739052
that girl is way to good looking for your ugly ass. She'll drop you like a bad habit.
>tru luv
kekaroni.
>>681746875
You still gotta do it. You can't stay in a relationship just to keep someone happy. I learned that from the inside of a jail cell.
>>681747040
100% correct. Telling people my woes helps them decide if marriage is not for them. If they do it and it sucks I get to tell them I told you so.
>>681722597
Deep af
>>681747081
> If you've never been in love you can't understand
Oh stop being such a romantic faggot. I was married for a long ass time and have been in several long term relationships before and since. Love doesn't make not getting fucked any better just like someone loving you but not talking to you would be acceptable. If you want to pretend love is some magic tool that negates anything else in a relationship, be my guest but that's teenage high school bullshit.
>>681747200
>in the inside of a jail cell.
Do tell, because now, i'm curious.
>>681747094
Exactly. It's like the shit you see on Facebook posts. "I married my best friend and maybe someday when we're older, we'll have sex and make magical babies that will strengthen our relationship and the world will experience peace and love because I married my soul mate". Meanwhile no one's tits have dropped to their knees and the hairline hasn't started to recede quicker than their rising mutual disgust of one another after hearing the same farts and grunting noises for 20 years.
Almost divorced guy here, good riddance I say. Spent the first 8 years of my marriage making a killer income at a job I absolutely hated so the wife could stay home with the kids. We had kids one year after we were married so i guess she did work one year. Get opportunity to make more money, wife says go for it, I don't like it, new company folds. Basically fucked my career over.
Wife says she will go back to work (teaching) while I stayed home with the kids for about a year. Ok. Went great for a couple months. Did the dad thing great, killed it cooking dinner, pretty soon wife starts hating me because I'm not working. Wtf. I'm doing ALL the same shit she did when I was working. The same shit she needed a break from when I would get home...the stuff I don't get a break from now when she gets home. Oh, and this was the fing plan too....but I'm an asshole for not working.
She starts getting verbally abusive, we decide I need to go back to work, now I'm basically starting my career over. Wife bitches how I don't make enough, and I don't do enough around the house anymore. Pissed that I'm not supporting the family and am a loser....never mind the 8 years of soul crushing work that allowed you to stay home, bought all the nice things, and produced a nice 401K already....nope. Never mind the past, she doesn't like me now....so boom, divorce papers.
I took my job because she carried the benefits. I have ever an ok income but no benefits, now I'm stuck paying her every month, insuring myself, and doing a job I don't like at all. Oh, and the house we almost have paid off because I busted ass for 8 years...she's living in it. Me, a craptastic two bedroom apartment that she doesn't think is safe enough for me to have the kids at. But, I can't afford anything bigger because of what I'm paying her. Her solution...I should pull from my 401K. Im really damn close to saying fuck it and joining the military....can you tell I'm bitter?
>>681745809
Well, golly. If he was getting so much sex why was he going out of the house for it. You see, sex DID die between your dad and mom. It's my point. Eventually the couple loses interest in sex. If you want to stick together go into it knowing that, most likely, you'll eventually go outside for it. Or, don't get married.
>>681747354
You just haven't been in real love. You can get pissed off, and you can tell me how you've been in relationships that have ended. My relationship has not ended.
Why would you give these people advice about banking when you've failed at being a banker. I am a banker, and my bank is still afloat.
Who is more right? The guy who can't, or the guy who still is?
>>681747094
This.
>>681747712
> My relationship has not ended.
Wow, your one relationship has worked for now. Who do you trust more, a guy who has worked on one car several times or a guy who has worked on 20 cars multiple times? Greater experience always wins over pie in the sky bullshit. Come back to me when you've hit 25 years in and everything is still peachy and perfect.
>>681741428
I have had my wife for the last 6 -7 years, right through the end of my too long career, and into retirement, treats my kids like her own, I love her kids, and we have one together, (kinda of a last minute joke from the Gods, especially since I just turned 46, and now have a 2 yo) Playing the field, and learning the rules helped. only took me till I was in my late 30's to figure that out. Give the pup time, he might get it, or not...
>>681747975
My one car works way better than any car you've ever worked on. It's not my fault that you chose to work on shitty cars.
>>681743721
Insecure. judges you by her standards I.e. She cheats. Leave immediately.
>>681747392
Sit down little kiddies, old anon has a story to tell
>be me
>16
>In high school, top of the food chain thought I was hot shit
>was also a pretty big theater fag, still am but I don't consider it a career like I did in my 20's
>Into the fold comes anonette
>5'2 c cup tits, thick thighs and ass with a slim enough stomach she can pull off crop tops and bikinis and still be hot, but thick enough she got curves
>Also pretty smart, I can hold a conversation with her instead of occupying her mouth with my cock to stem the stupid thoughts leaving her mouth
>However she was a black sheep
>Total social outcast, had like maybe 7 friends and only ever been with a chick(made my dick diamonds back in high school, now I realize the story she told me was her getting molested by some older chick)
>I'm talking to like 4 other girls at the time, all ranging from 7/10 to 10/10
>I drop all of them for her.
>>681747670
I think she's onto someone new. She's just being extra bitchy to get rid of you. Either she's onto someone knew or she's going to look for some one once you're gone. Had a friend who got on his knees infront of his wife and wept. She looks at him coolly and says, "Are you finished?" Not long after the divorce finalizes some time later,she's out and about with some one else.
>>681731979
Your laziness, lack of ambition and emotional weakness got you where you deserve.
You could still change, though.
>>681745124
Cuck afraid of his latent homosexuality
>>681748144
You're a guy who's had one relationship in his entire life trying to dole out advice. That's fucking retarded and you live in fantasy land.
>>681748352
shitposting is strong with this one.
>>681747670
My nigga. Same bullshit I went through. Women can't stand to see a guy not busting his ass 24/7 or spending every last dime on them. It's a trap. They're hypocrites. It's always a one way street with women. ALWAYS
>>681748479
Keep being mad that your life is miserable, yo. I'm out to go hang with my wife while you keep on keeping on.
Married for 13 years. Get head at least once a week. Fuck whenever I want which is about a couple times a week.
After running the kids around all week and working, many nights we both just want to chill out and wind down in our own way.
We've always had separate hobbies which is nice so we're not up each other's asses all the time.
Don't get me wrong, there are things we like to do together but during the week, we both like to wind down at night in our own way.
While she can be a pain in the ass sometimes, I'm definitely happy. She seems to be as well. We have our blow ups from time to time but who doesn't? We really hardly fight with each other.
>>681733889
Man, would love to fuck your wife, her long legs are a fucking dream.
Her body looks A+.
>>681748199
go on
>>681747030
Fuck, George, I like you man.
But you understand truth.You understand its unalienable nature. By making your own purpose, you understand that its arbitrary. Life is a journey, and i totally agree, having a partner makes this journey so much better, but if life is a journey, where is the destination? You care about people, you truly do, but I think you grapple with yourself when you're alone because you realize that your purpose is made up. Women are no different. There are "happy" ones and there are ones who seek truth and with it, their purpose. Without truth, and the desire to seek it, I dont think anyone can be content.
