cringe thread? I'll start off with this amerifag I've
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
cringe thread?
I'll start off with this amerifag I've stumbled upon
cringe?
nah thats based fuck yurop and soccer
>>681712091
He's not wrong. Soccers boring
>>681712091
>6/10 girlfriend
>not europoor
seems fine
>>681712641
They're gonna be on the news one day.
>>681712397
Fuck you. No!!!
>>681712755
Agreed, ugly mofo has a decent looking gal, considering. Total alpha material there.
>>681712091
>cringe
This fat nerd could fuck you and your bitch and everyone on your gay ass soccer team europoor
>>681712755
>>681712992
that could be his sister tho, who the hell knows
>>681712888
Trips checked
>>681712874
bruh the worst kind of people
the kind that take advantage of your attention to try to clue you in on a bunch of useless knowledge
hirsute means hairy, and it's a fucking redundant thing to say
>>681712397
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>681713068
it's not called soccer you corn syrup gulping McDonald
>>681712242
>via 9gag
OH THE IRONY
>>681712648
>soccer
>boring
well go watch your fucking commercials then
I actually hate you
>>681713729
Marry me
>check m
Memes
>>681713729
fuck off you gay ass bitch
stop being in love with me
>>681712451
that has gotta be fake
>>681713888
nice boat
>>681713729
Teehee anon-kun you are making my boi pucci tingly
>>681713729
Why won't you let me love you Anon?
>>681712267
mfw
>>681713729
I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot.
>>681712648
as opposed to NFL where they run for a few seconds then stop then run for a few seconds then stop then have yet another commercial break which goes on for as long as the last short burst of 'football'
>>681714156
rip
>>681714565
>>681712641
implying you wouldn't
>>681712242
>>681712874
what the fuck is the point in knowing the meaning of an obscure word if no one else aside from a few autists know what it means
>>681714488
Look at all those faggots
>>681712367
this takes the cake
/thread
>>681714071
WE WAS KANGZ AN SHIEEET
Meme
>>681712874
Hermione would be proud
>>681712397
This fucking hurts to look at
>>681714565
THEY ARE NOT EVEN FUNNY IF YOU GIVE THEM A CHANCE!!!
>>681714156
I think most guys stuck in the friendzone would still see this as an improvement on their situation
at the very least it is more material for the wank bank
>>681712397
NORMALS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WISH I DIDNT LOOK
>>681714488
lost that was difficult to read.
>>681715037
>daku richauru
Dark Richard? Did he name is sword Dark Dick?
>>681714565
>jokes
>>681713729
I call my urethra love because my cock is so big that you can fall in love
>>681714488
I kinda agree with this one
>liking fairy boy padded rugny
>>681715430
yes, the way it's presented is gay though
>>681712634
K-kawaii
>>681715173
Obviously we don't get them because they are for "minecrafters"
aka autists
>>681712397
Fuck you for posting this and fuck these ultra-faggots for playing like fucking scrub masters.
Enjoy your limited playability, fucking casuals.
>>681714568
trying to find a white geek after her babyfather left her
>>681714156
I had my boyfriend do this while I was pregnant. context, people
>>681712451
>top kek what a new fag
I just wanna chug bleach after I read that
>>681714909
You are literally why languages die.
>>681715673
The context is she snap chatted this saying he is friendzoned.
Context you fucking retard
>>681715841
Do you know what sarcasm is? Idiot
>>681715325
If it makes you feel any better I named my "sword" that as well
>>681715962
Clearly you don't.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sarcasm
>>681714909
There is no harm in knowing any amount of words, but you don't go speaking Japanese to someone who is German, whenever you choose your words, you always have to think about your target audience.
>>681714568
Wold fuck
>>681715673
Tits or gtfo cunt bitch
>>681715495
this hurts to read.
Do people like this really exist?
>>681714882
>being this retarded
proof that all frogposters are dumb
>>681715443
wtf... granted he is beta as fuck but why is she even entertaining it if she doesn't like him?
>>681715878
When did Faramir become a faggot
>>681716073
thanks for adding to the cringe thread
>>681715963
JESUS FUCK
>>681716175
Nice fucking try faggot.
>>681716322
check em
>>681715817
Is that his sister?
>>681716096
fuck that, saying 'hirstute' these days in just about *any* audience is going to make you look like a complete ponce
the guy is completely credulous and thinks 'obscure word' = 'intellectual'
>>681716244
pineapple on pizza is pretty disgusting tho
>>681716488
nope
>>681716244
Id like to see her try to kill me that silly cunt, ill put her in the fuckin ground
>>681716569
You're disgusting you fucking piece of shit.
>>681715495
this isnt a feels bread. fuckin hell
>>681712091
(real football, not soccer you European commie)
Seems like a cool fella. The only cringe is you posting other people fb to feel better about yourself
>>681714488
All these poor fuckers who will get friendzoned for their entire lives, or finally marry a chick after she hits the wall and let her walk all over them and keep their balls in a jar under the sink.
>>681716270
nice try 9fag but that's going to worl
>>681716569
Strange, pineapple said the same about you.
>>681715784
languages evolve, killing off obscure words and phrases is a part of that... innit fam
>>681714071
Fucking niggers these days.
>>681716742
*work
Haha check these dubs guys, REEEEEEEE NORMIES! XD
>>681716673
That was pretty cringy. lol
>>681712091
>a h
i am cringe
>>681712397
Women touch that like it was a clit
This is telling me something
>>681712438
He also opens your asshole.
>>681716847
Yes fire sir, us and other fellow gentlemen should all point our walking canes and laugh at this fellow poster on our Japanese manga website!
>>681715841
I bet you think those cuck snapchats are real too
>>681712367
fucking normalfags, why can't they make up their own fucking words.
>>681716742
says the dumb frogposter. this is too much fail. lmfao.
>>681715712
>>681714369
lurk moar
>>681716787
i agree on that with pineapple,, though i really havent had much of me on pizza yet
>>681716847
not getting the meme....
>>681716849
>>681712641
That's actually adorable.
>>681715271
It's long been a written rule.
NOTHING IS SACRED
It was only a matter of time really.
>>681713729
Aww Anon-kun you're acting tsundere again aren't you?
>>681712648
>soccer's boring
rather watch a couple of faggots lie on eachother for an hour?
>>681716234
they look like they're having more fun than most of 4chan tbh, at least they've got friends
>>681715784
Latin is allready dead you mongoloid!
>>681716244
she's pretty and seems fun
>>681717363
>>681715962
Wow this fucker is an idiot.
>>681713729
>>681713689
Samefag
>>681712397
>implying you wouldn't jump at the chance to fuck one of them
>implying they're not having a great time
>>681712397
the replies are the cringiest thing about this tbh
>>681712267
obvious patrician irony is obvious
>>681715271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejSRqO74Lik
I'll just leave this here.
>>681712367
Is that fucking buzzfeed? Well, lads, that's it. I'm fucking killing myself tonight. Cheers.
>>681712641
>homeboy looking like a little Ted Bundy
>>681714156
the fuck is going on here? is he plucking pubes? is this a thing?
>>681716497
She seems nice..
>>681712874
He seems fun to have at parties.
>>681713420
>thatsthejoke.jpg
>>681717660
This, ffs.
>>681717832
>destruction of daisy
cringe: what was the finishing blow?
>>681717363
>you now realize that his cock looks like a spider's head
>>681715271
Dear God,
End me.
Sincerely, Anon.
>>681716550
>credulous
>>681716811
this
https://youtu.be/D3LNIsssXEg
>>681717943
The fuck is he going to do with that? Try to knock them into holes? Good fucking luck, hoss.
>>681716817
THOSE NAILS JESUS
>>681713200
redundant?
>>681716817
Why the fuck does this turn me on a little...? What's wrong with me, /b/?
>>681712091
That girl looks like a female Drake
>>681716244
She has a point. Pineapple on a pizza is fucking shit.
>>681712438
Someone got their girl stolen by a christian
>>681716898
The cringe is whoever made this stupid shoop.
>>681718323
you are lacking my little pony in your life
>>681715443
I dont know who is worse, the witch or the bitch
>>681715495
Damn, what a cunt. Shit like this is the reason why betas end up hating women.
>>681715146
I think you're clitting wrong.
>>681718239
Obviously fake. Who would charge the stage with a pool cue because they dont like that the girls are funnier than they are?
>>681712091
Seems pretty based tbh fam.
>>681713729
We should grab coffee sometime ;)
>>681715443
Bitch went straight for the jugular. Jesus. You didn't have to do him like that.
>>681718427
You know this faggot don't you?
>>681712397
Never used that controller big I cringed at this. (Also what console is that?)
>>681718577
You underestimate autists
>>681717622
>>681718577
You underestimate autists.
>>681718504
Betas end up hating women because they are worthless pussies who can never accept responsibility for anything they do. It is always someone else's fault.
"Women just don't appreciate a nice guy"
"People are just intimidated by my intelligence"
"Chad Thundercock barebacked my soulmate because she is a whore"
and on and on and on.
It never occurs to those sad fucks that they are their own worst enemy, not anyone else. If they would man the fuck up and take responsibility and ownership of their futures they wouldn't be so fucking miserable.
Stupid dumb fucks.
>>681712091
>European
>commie
Man this guy really does have down stndrome
>>681714156
I use a needle and tweezers to remove my gf's ingrown hairs whenever she gets one.
>>681718835
>implying
>imply
>imp
>i
>>681718766
Found the cringelord who made it!
>>681718908
You know what, that's fair. They probably had a victim complex before anyone was mean to them. Instances like this are probably just shit they use to justify what they'd already do anyway.
>>681715013
There's no horny Hispanic face over the skull in the text
>>681713729
Don't be so fucking tsundere anon-kun, just bite the pillow and it won't be over soon.
>>681718908
Your hate of betas is just as autistic. It sounds like you hate them because you hate yourself mate. Ends up just making you look like a confused beta who thinks dissing on other betas makes him superior. Doesn't change the fact that you are overweight and the closest thing you've had to sex was when you were born does it?
>>681718504
You can thank third wave feminism for allowing women to have the upper hand. Can you remember who started third wave feminism, it's them to blame to be honest? I can't for the life of me think of who it is though, for some reason the eternal victim comes to mind.
>>681718974
I thought I was the only one who did gross shit like that for my S/O
>>681713729
why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love?
>>681718134
nah it is appropriate
>>681715325
Dark Ritual.
>>681712874
Fucking lynch them
>>681712397
>>681712267
"But I'm a pretty girl"
>>681714568
Sailor Moo. Like a cow. Get it? Fuck you people.
>>681719313
The more people post this guy the more I like him.
He seems cool.
>>681718269
I take it you're not familiar with that word. re·dun·dant
rəˈdəndənt/
adjective
not or no longer needed or useful; superfluous.
"this redundant brewery has been converted into a library"
synonyms: unnecessary, not required, inessential, unessential, needless, unneeded, uncalled for; More
(of words or data) able to be omitted without loss of meaning or function.
ENGINEERING
(of a component) not strictly necessary to functioning but included in case of failure in another component. I'm not like all the other Newfags who have a knee-jerk "HURR DURR NICE B8 M8". I see the post, and my first thought was to comment on its redundancy (but not in the way the redditors do) and then I realize it would be an excellent teaching opportunity. Thanks to me, you now know how to be thrice as edgy on /b/. And you can use it in your day to day b8 if you wish
>>681719251
>islamic feminazis
>56P
which fucking sandnigger got the time and internet to spew of 56 page worths of fatwa bs ??
>>681719251
I don't really think it's the fault of feminism, just individual bitches, honestly. Dickish behavior doesn't have a gender.
Western/3rd Wave Feminism is total bullshit for unrelated reasons, though. Bitches could be liberating actually oppressed in the Middle East women who get stoned for wearing jeans, but no, they want the right to do shit like tattoo "SLUT" on their asscheeks.
>>681719521
what the... why.. wha... WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? AND WHY?
>>681719250
Congratulations, you went right for the most predictable argument ever. X hates on Y, so X must be secretly be Y. Please be more original man, I'm begging you.
I don't hate betas though. Hate is a strong word. They are irritating/annoying/pitiful. Also I cuss a lot.
Am I an alpha? Nope. I have known and worked with alphas before, and I know I am not that. Nor am I a beta who takes shit from everyone and blames everyone for his problems.
Guy I have on FB. Not sure if cringe or brilliant irony tho. There's more if you want it.
>>681713551
>>681715878
>>681716462
>>681716898
What's the story with this gingerfag, why do I keep seeing him in almost every cringe thread?
>>681719961
so are you a fucking gamma or a kappa?
either way you're worthless
>>681717105
That was cringe worthy. I know it's the asshole of the internet here, but learn how to form sentences.
>>681719313
I don't see what's cringe about him? He looks cool. I'd fuck him in .5 seconds.
>>681719572
Fresh pasta
>>681719521
Please god no no no no
>>681712397
jesus I am a girl and I just did an N64 joystick mod
fucking stephanies making me look bad
>>681718974
that's fucking gross
Does anyone have the screenshots of the girl talking that guy into eating shit?
>>681719936
I'm guessing the cock needed to be removed for some reason and was implanted in his arm to keep it alive until it can be reconnected
>>681719961
Its just sounding worse for you mate.
>>681720249
tits or gtfo
timestamp them
>>681720258
If you have it, please don't share with the class. Please.
>>681720249
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>681720090
Jesus you are butthurt. Take it easy sweetheart, calm down.
And to be honest the alpha/beta/whateverthefuck labels are pretty shitty in general. Can't really describe a person with one word. I guess they stay in use because a guy may generally show traits of one or another.
>>681712438
“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” (1 Timothy 2:12)
looks like the bible isn't so bad
>>681720281
If I lost my dick, I think I would just go ahead and kill myself
>>681720250
I put my tongue deep inside her asshole, how is plucking a couple of hairs gross?
>>681720249
>girl
implication
>>681720483
sounds hot, do tell
>>681720036
100+ pure
>>681715495
Cringy, but he girl is still a whore "I'm gonna loose my virginity to jake OR bryan". And then they wonder why women are treated like sexslaves
>>681720594
Only hot if she isn't a hamplanet. Unlikely given this is 4chan.
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>>681719572
nice copypasta m8
>>681720563
whatever you want to think, I just did it today, I put in the joystick mod that uses the game cube toggle thingy, works so much smoother
>>681715430
Not in your mouth either
>>681720682
I like thick girls, so I'm good either way
>>681720155
Because he's m00t. m00t is cringe by default.
>>681720682
She's 20 and weighs 110lbs.
>>681720907
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>681716569
you're a nasty cunt.
>>681720853
O fuk
>>681712091
Thats not cringe, thats gospel
>>681720907
whats she doing with her face?
>>681720907
God damn, nice. How's that puss taste?
Play Syrnia
>>681713231
They are in no way normies. that Shit is fucking wicked gross.
>>681712267
The guy on the right.
>>681712397
Woah woah woah. I think we need to peep that red controller girl. She's on some next level shit with the finger on d-pad.
>>681719293
what about apropos? that seems apropos.
>>681712451
WHERE IS MY BLEACH
>>681721247
Like Golden Grahams.
>>681716234
This is nice not cringy
>>681720102
>this is the asshole of the internet
>muh edgy secret website
Summers here
>>681720718
Thanks. I made it myself
>>681719251
>You can thank third wave feminism for allowing women to have the upper hand.
Women have the upper hand until they are about 25 years old. After that they become less choosy, and by 30 will open their legs at anyone who isn't a completely hideous social retard.
>>681713163
Total Recall.
>>681721247
like ingrown hairs
>>681717660
yeah, for real.
>>681712397
They most likely have small hands, and with the N64 controller being the horribly designed piece of shit it is i dont blame them for holding it like that.
>people dont have 3 hands nintendo
>>681712267
Lol
>>681712242
That's us ahead of him with the man ponytail
>>681720036
This is golden. Post
more m8
>>681718504
uuum she didnt do sth wrong u beta fuck she was just fed up with having a creep stalking her
>>681718134
Thanks Rene
>>681721604
Everyone that shaves their pubes is going to occasionally get ingrown hairs, kiddo.
>>681719521
>>681719936
Teleportation experiment gone wrong.
>>681716847
GTFO newfag
>>681712091
kek, Americans in a nutshell.
>arrogance
>idiocy
>looks like a bad gimp
The majority of americans (under 40) are perfectly fine, decent and cool people. It's just retards like this have the loudest voice and they ruin it for everyone.
>>681720722
>toggle thingy
thanks for the laugh, m8.
>>681712451
But that is how it works...
>le secret club
>>681720036
Holy shit, is that Brody?
>>681721421
I bet he bought that sign at Home Depot.
All these yuropoors defending their 1-0 90 fucking minute game, topkek
>>681712091
His reckless use of the meta-Oxford comma also shows he's a dumbass.
>>681721813
Here you go, m8.
>>681712397
/thread
>>681721545
not who you're replying to, but... /b/ IS the asshole of the internet. that's just a straight-up fact.
>>681722238
Yes, he's in his underwear in every profile picture he has.
>>681712641
at least he"s happy
>>681712641
atleast he´s got a gf
>>681722333
>>681720907
I call bullshit
http://www.cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=184749
>>681716742
>>681714882
ur fucking retarded
>>681722380
Last I've got, lads.
>>681717363
somehow I don't think it would be marbles falling out if you lost his version of Kerplunk
>>681722393
b8 virrruuusss
>>681712267
Dude's got shit figured out.
>>681722486
Its a thread on some shit forum retard, full of pictures of this chick
>>681712267
Saved
>>681712874
I bet he says he hates parties, too.
But not because he's a fucking antisocial retard, just because he can't switch himself off for even one night and obviously, nobody wants to associate with someone like that.
>>681722393
Yeah, because I've never shared her pics before.
>>681714565
These sound like they were written by a chinese computer
>>681713386
OH GOD THE CRINGE IS TOO MUCH
>>681722393
nice going sherlock
>>681714030
kek, she would be an expert on chromosomes though. Especially extra ones.
>>681712091
You're just butthurt that his girl is hotter than yours
>>681718232
Not cringe in the slightest
>>681715712
top kek what a newfag
>>681712874
>ignorami
pretty sure it's ignoramuses since it comes from a verb instead of a noun. hasn't changed really in latin based tongues "ignoramos" is still "we are ignorant" or "unaware of"
>>681722564
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>681722440
This is my favorite one. Good job anon.
>>681721757
>Small hands
>console built for children.
Please fuck off with your bullshit
