You know the drill.
Self bump. C'mon fags
>>681706379
Roll 'hi :)'
>>681707182
Roll
hey, I have been thinking about you a lot lately, catch up? ;)
>>681707494
reroll
>>681707549
last roll
I'm sending the first shit that someone posts to get it started. Just throw me suggestions guys
I'm gonna eat your butt till the whole room smells like butt.
Hey beautiful
Man, could my phone font be gayer?
I heard your dad is fucking carly fiorina
Ass is bleeding.. asshole is smashed... be careful the niggas you get high around...!
I tried to suck my own dick last night. I think I slipped a disk.
What's the polite way to tell your dad you don't want to have sex because you're scared of catching aids?
>>681707820
Reroll
>>681707494
rolling
Want to come over so I can kick your teeth in?
>>681707691
Dubs from now on.
>>681707494
roll
Do you like things? I like things. Things are cool. Hi.
>>681707820
Roland
I think I used to have a vagina. I found this weird seam like piece of flesh that runs along my taint.
Show me your elbows :)
>>681707956
Don't knock it until you try it.
Netflix and chill? ;)
Do you like my little pony?
I really like MLP porn, I'm what you would call a "clopper".
Waching Rarity get raped by Spike's dragon cock is the best.
You wanna I dunno - fuck some time?
>>681707955
Winrar
This is now a this/that/those thread.
Unleash that those so this that can that those.
Seriously though. Been rally depressed lately. Thinking about ending it. Wish I could find a live news team so I could sneak up behind them and off myself on live TV.
Your husband is the zodiac killer
So I was thinking, want to go grab a few beers? There's this one place I kinda feel like going to and figured that might as well ask you to join me (beer emoticon)
>>681708069
>>681707956
Op this pls
Wanna be my gf?
I love jacking off to Donald Trump
I'm going to knock your front teeth out and stick my dick in the opening.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>681708069
Roll
I would love to spread your pussy
>>681708335
So fucking close...reroll
>>681708069
Im rolling for this shit
>>681708396
Rollin
>>681708255
Winrar
>>681708454
rolling
>>681708069
Rolling
>>681708255
Winrar
>>681708480
reroll
I want to suck your elbows
>>681708500
Winrar!
>>681708255
Fucking gay but dubs are dubs.
>>681708500
Winrar
( send her this )
TRUMP 2016
>>681708538
r e r o l l
TOO MANY DUBS
ABORT
>>681708533
Poster here,
I think I trust bleach more than you
>>681708608
Roll
>>681708636
reroll
I've been trying to stick a flashlight up my butthole and see if I can get the light to shine from the tip of my penis like a light saber. It's harder than it looks.
I have a really weird fetish. Can you send me a video of you singing the national anthem of Kyrgyzstan wearing something plaid? Thanks in advance
>>681708765
reroll
You would look better if you drank bleach
>>681708782
roll
>>681708069
Roller
You know, I've always kinda wanted to see you naked. Would this be a possibility?
>>681708822
Double winrar. Best winrar.
I love to shove q-tips in my ass until they stick out. Then I pretend I'm Peter cottontail and smash bicycles with a rake.
Bernie 2016
>>681708817
reroll
I think that you would make a great pizza topping, why don't you come over so we can try?
>>681708921
Gimme de dubs reroll
>>681708822
>>681708544
I like your butt stink
>>681708911
Oh dear god here we go
>>681708921
reroll
>>681709023
i want de dubs reroll
>>681708911
So many dubs, time to deliver OP
>>681709055
Winrar
>>681708544
win
>>681709083
i need de dubs reroll
Wtf more dubs than I expected. Waiting on a reply.
>>681709179
i AM de dubs reroll
>>681709054
say I masturbate to bernie and trump having sex together in the white house
This is now a get thread. Check em
It's a shame that Prince died. Want to have sex?
>>681709252
just
give
me
de
dubs reroll
>>681708896
RRoll
You make bleach the only beverage of choice
dank dubs
>>681707956
you're*
Holy shit. Are you getting these weird text messages? I swear to god they're not coming from me. WTF is going on?
>>681709304
GIVE ME THE FUCKING DUBS reroll
please come hiking with me for the weekend and rub your sweaty feet all over me when we're done
Ahehe a hehe a hheehe a tou ma si a see
>>681709405
Stop trying
I have an elbow fetish
>>681708608
Rolling
Tell her you're vegan
suck my dick then check deezzz dubs
>>681709266
Her reply to this was "I know they told me"
>>681709405
I SWEAR reroll
>>681708069
roll
I will murder your whole family and I will drink your intestines like ciante
>>681709598
its easy look
i praise OP for being a hero today
Pls I need your elbows elbow porn hasn't been invented yet afaik
Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to fuck my eye?
>>681709723
roll
boards.4chan.org/b/ made me do it
MILK ME HARDER DADDY
I want you to save up all your daily farts in a jar. At 7 pm each night I'm going to come over dressed as a vacuum cleaner salesman. I'll start to give you my sales pitch. You just open the jar under my nose without a word. If I gag, throw up, or cum, I lose. Either way, I'll leave a $20 bill (harriet tubman) in your mailbox while I'm leaving.
>>681708911
Deliver op
>>681709723
roller
>>681709760
Reroll
>>681709551
she seems to be pretty cool about this
also if dubs: Would you like to come over and let me watch you get fucked by three niggers?
suck my dubs hoe ur number is on pornhub
>>681709723
rolland
>>681709803
Rollirino
>>681709723
rollerino
>>681709858
rrreeeroll
>>681709723
rolli
Your the reason they made bleach
>>681709598
Enough of this you sameniggerfag
Come up with something new instead.
>>681709723
rollin
>>681709967
Roll
I'm so fucking hard right now. Want to see?
im a vampire let me eat ur eyes RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>681709822
You got it bud
Your face makes me want to chug bleach
So I've had a crush on your dad for a while.
I want him to violate my asshole.
>>681709723
this
I castrated myself with a toothbrush
>>681709551
So do we gonna drink a coffee ?
Elva I have something to tell you...I love you.
I wish circumstances were different, but they are not, every day without you feels like walking through a forest of thorns that cut through my flesh...
The canvas of my life that was once grey has been filled with more colors than a rainbow since I have met you...
I swear to god if you don't go out with me I am going to blow my brains out, I have my dad rifle inside my mouth, and also his gun.
Hitler might have done something wrote
>>681710112
no dumb bitch he didn't
hello im op and im a huge faggot ur number is on pornhub i cum to ur pictures everyday
>>681710222
Winrar
My 4th set
Will you fist me and call me daddy?
>>681710361
rolling for this fag
>ywn get an elbowjob from Ted Cruz's loli af daughter while snapchatting it to Trump who is kekking off his ass
>>681710361
rolling for this
fuck me with a huge dildo
i like to put lemon slices in my ears and lick the top of your forhead where it tastes like a very sour tomato and also sometimes when i feel very sad, i like to go into my bath and fill it up with spagehti and sit in the middle to pretend im a meatball and think about you and me and all the times we had oral and anal in the underground cities where the ninja turtles live
p.s i love your family forever and ever xxx ooo
>send this pic
>>681710361
rerollin
>>681710489
roll
>>681710361
Reroll
>>681710222
Delivery but I agree with
>>681709995
Let's try to get something going
>>681710442
Check'ed em
>>681710361
Also rolling for this
What kind of fucking name is elva?
>>681710361
Third time lucky
>>681710489
I know that feel
Send tit pics
>>681710361
Reroll.
>>681710644
Winrar
>>681710361
Last fucking time
if you fuck yourself is it incest or masturbation
drop nudes or come over for a happy ending
>>681710361
re goddamn roll
>>681710777
Oh shit
>>681710361
Reroll
>>681710596
But like in a sexy way
>>681710361
dude do this man
>>681710361
rollin
>>681710777
Winner
>>681710560
rolli
>>681710777
Winrar
>>681710361
Trying again
>>681710622
ask her if he is related to ted cruz anyway
>>681710361
I give up
>>681710361
I will succeed, reroll
>>681710366
Rip i won
>>681710777
checked check
>>681710361
Write the literal opposite of this
>>681710988
Well fuck me, and he already sent it.
>>681710958
kek, thanks OP. I think she wants your dick
>>681710958
So be it, fate is a cruel mistress. Good-bye my lovely
God I wish you had a cock
>>681710958
nice, OP forgot to scratch out the number
Can anyone chug bleach and post a pic
If dubs
Bleach is too sweet for me
>>681711134
Roll
Don't laugh at me you fucking bitch. I finally get the balls to tell you my feelings and that's how you respond? Fucking bitch, smash the matriarchy.
>>681710958
How much for a quick handjob?
>>681710958
I am serious bitch, no need to laugh, If u say no I will fucking rape you and then kill, after that I wil kill myself
>>681710366
dubs, op deliver
>>681711238
Rollin
Whiteknights inc.. Rip thread
>>681711134
Rollerino
"I want to make love... With your dog... Plz."
>>681710222
DELIVAR OP
>>681711231
REroll
The number has been revealed!
>>681711379
Already did, autist.
>>681711231
this
Send me a nude and I'll stop
>>681710958
You know how it feels to be Tarzan without jane, to be superman without superwoman, to be a nignog without his master? Feelsbadman
Your drinking water has bleach in it no joke
>>681711134
Rolling
>>681711475
Roll
>>681711379
I sent that a long time ago.
Btw she has since said "It's cause I don't know if you're being serious lol"
Slob's on my knob like corn on the cob.
>>681710560
RE ROLLINNG DOWN THE ROAD
>>681711500
Winrar
>>681711500
WINNER
Her number was revealed so her phone is about to be flooded by whiteknights and generic /b/ harassers.
>>681709812
roll
>>681711570
k Derek
>>681711441
Yeah oh well. Worse that can happen is whiteknights and creepy stalkers but that's not my problem.
Yes, I am serious. Sirius Black.
>>681711570
derek lel
>>681711571
Nick?
send this pic
Your water supply has been infected with bleach
I'm being serious.
We're going on a date this weekend
>>681711181
she'll get a lot of attention
if dubs: i hope you don't mind that i just posted your nudes on the internet?
>>681711809
roll
Okay, all joking aside, yes I'm serious. I'd like to take you out sometime.
>>681711880
rerolling
>>681707956
she's loving it already!!
>>681711949
rollerino
>>681711906
>this sounds like a saver
>>681711906
reroll
sometimes i crave black salami
>>681711842
roll I guess
>>681711570
have a date with me or i will kill your entire family
Kek. C'mon guys try not to be so creepy. Let's keep going.
Put some respeck on my name
Will you come take a ride on my baloney pony?
>>681711231
Roll for this
I want to make love to you.
Like a dog makes love to a hairy man's leg.
>>681711637
sad but tru
>>681712155
Winrar
Shit, it's probably the Jitterbug Gang. Your phone's been hacked.
>>681712125
It's happening
>>681711570
just leaves name blank on next pic, I fucking love this thread, Thanks Derek!
>>681712181
already sent you cunt snatch
>>681712243
Want this
>>681712211
Winner, also post pic
>>681712125
9107362808
4chan indian tech support
Go on 4chan then go on the random board and say you are a girl
those are my friends, theyre all really nice, but send some nudes if you have their numbers anyway
>>681712243
reroll
>>681711842
roll
>>681712125
Sry Posted your number on craigslist sayin you a trap
>>681712366
Winner
>>681712366
Gay
>>681712386
Rollin
>>681712125
Dude you know this girl is quite clearly a little into you especially now, she thinks this is hilarious... just tell her you're driving round there and going to present your cock in her face
>>681712366
They speak OP... Although I do not like what they have to say...
>>681712349
kek
She seems like a cool chick I dont think shell be too worried by the incoming calls/textx
>>681712366
IT must be done
>>681710958
RIP nigga someone gonna send here this shit soon OP was not a faggot but a retard
Which one of you fags is it?
>>681712366
This is fucking gay, don't do this
>>681712587
We're all callin that number now nigga.
>>681712587
Spam that fucking arse
>>681712349
>told to kill self
>mfw
>>681712587
Blow up that number now lel
Derek, what a fucking nigger name
id like to slap my cock in your face until it goes numb, when are you free?
>>681712791
Coming from Chad
>>681712587
wont worry OP we gonna fkc this number for u but do tell us what was in the voicemail
>>681712587
TIS I WHO LEFT VOICEMAIL SAYING ALLAHU AKBAR
Send me voicemail
Op deliver!
to fucking funny,, i wanna hear that voice message,, damn you guys fucking rip...
To inject all anuses with devastation
To unite all faggots with cock inhalation
To denounce the evils of white knight cucks
To extend our dicks and beg them to be sucked
>>681712914
Keked